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holding hand edition

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>>5687973
>>5687973
>>5687956
>>5687956
>>5687956
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WAIT A MINUTE

mtfg stands for male to female general????:
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>>5687991
I'd love to hear what you thought it meant.
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>>5687991
You're kinda slow
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*paaarp*

hi there
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who was that?
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Let's make it great girls
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>>5687991
What'd you think it meant?
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>>5687973
What's the best way to tell a boy about your penis?

I've accidentally slept with him and blown him already
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>>5688107
how did you sleep with him without telling him ? lmao
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>>5688323
uh, i don't take off my pants

it just all happened so fast, i was always one of those people who said you should always tell people and now im a fucking hypocrite
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>>5688323
oh my bad not slept with him like sex, yeah that would be weird
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>>5688334
>>5688337
ahh I see
hmm I honestly have no idea
the safest way would be via msg but the best compromise between safety and frankness would be somewhere public where neither of you can't leash out if things go bad
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>>5688323
lilies are beautiful you know.
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>>5688342
mhm
my grandma always gave me flowers on my birthdays in a planter to take care of them
lilies and violas were always my favs :3
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>>5688341
I don't think he'd hurt me or anything, and I guess I wouldn't really care if he did, #so edgy. I'm really scared of him leaving though. I just really need to work up the balls to do it and not be a shitbag forever

I don't want to do it over message cause I don't want there to be a chance a friend picks it up and reads it or something. I'm planning on doing it at home I think... and I guess I'll just say it, so I don't know what I'm really asking, I guess I'm just trying to gather courage for it
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>>5688350
Now your grandma is rolling in her grave knowing what you've done to yourself
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I'm just plucking some anus hair lol
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>>5688362
pretty good about to go to bed soon cause I spent the night doing the stuff I wanted to do today ^^
wbu ?
>>5688374
weirdly enough she's still alive and the biggest support I have in my family
projecting maybe ?
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>>5688381
I guess degeneracy runs in the family
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>>5688350
I think lily is a great pick for you.
beautiful flower.
Star gazers come to mind.
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Personally I prefer roses because they look like my prolapsed asshole
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good night girl :)

>>5688388
thank ^^
>>5688398
not sure sorry :/
>>5688386
weaksauceb8
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>up all night working on a new website for my stepdad's chemical company
>listening to some kttn debates with based ben shapiro while i work
>some video of him bashing trannies comes up on autoplay
>"trannies are me, they don't have any female cells in their body. its a delusion"
>"why are we mainstreaming delusion?"
>he just keeps being rude in general

how come all of the people i look up to hate me? am i just a walking living breathing delusion? is transitioning even the right thing to do? i should probably just kill myself huh...
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>>5688416
>trannies are male****

i typo'd really bad
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>>5688416
Those people you look up to must be red-pilled as fuck to say those things. They don't say them out of spite, they say it because it's as real a fact as gravity or light.

You took the ultimate blue-pill by letting liberal media corrupt you and doing this to yourself.
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>>5688416
You want Ben Shapiro to hatefuck you, don't you?
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>>5688414
ok nvm ty anyway
it was a pleasure conversing with you anyway.
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I'm so thirsty senpai, when will you give up the pussy lily? Smh
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>>5688425
same :)
you don't happen to be S from suporn ?
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>>5688434
I am Suporn, yes :)
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>>5688420
no, i never took any liberal pill. i might even be one of those autistic libertarians. i'm infinitely happier living as a androgynous idiot that will hopefully look like a girl in a year or two with pills, than i was living normally as a male.

i understand most of the psychiatry and neuroscience behind gender dysphoria and being trans and all that. i understand that what i have is like a real objective thing that's wrong with my brain.

even though i am infinitely happier transitioning, i still wonder if i will be looked back on as some primitive disgusting freak, kind of like we do with lobotomies now.

>>5688424
i don't really think he's that cute so no, not really. i'm not huge into hatefucking anyways.
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>>5688434
no, but I know of him. he managed to become the best doctor in his field, I'm to afraid to go back to medical school.
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>>5688443
Post butt?
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>>5688437
ah :)
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I wish only for a society free of shitskins and zionists

Soon even the slavic countries may begin to rot from cultural marxism
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>>5688445
Cutting off dicks is a medical field?
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>>5688453
yeah, so is reconstructive surgery yeah ignorant fuck.
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>>5688449
Can you post your vagina milady? :) i am doctor
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>>5688448
i have no pictures of my butt, sorry friend
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>>5688466
Maybe you could give me a description of it instead?
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>>5688471
i don't know. i posted some pictures of my face on unsee earlier. if you saw those, just imagine androgynous boy butt i guess, idk.

sorry.
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>>5688486
Post dat face pic
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>>5688489
sorry, no can do. i am laying down in bed on my new laptop right now and i don't have them on here.

any other requests?
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>>5688498
Butt
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>>5688499
but i told you i can't do that either
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>>5688498
you think you can find me the girl that I have lost?
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>>5688502
Tummy?
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>>5688498
What do you smell like little girl, I would looove to have you in surgery and play with your little balls
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>>5688506
>>5688510
i have NO idea what you are talking about.

>>5688507
hmmmmmmmm.

this is as close as i have to tummy. soz. i hope you like fat legs.

unsee
.cc/
sadomize/
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>>5688520
No pics there f a m
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>>5688520
nvm, I'm the original S, I don't think I'm going to find her today, I'm falling asleep. It was also a pleasure talking to you aomo.
gn chan. ttyl
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I hate getting erections. Like they're never full erections, but nonetheless sometimes I'll get the slightest bit of one, and it's just so weirdly upsetting. How long on HRT until they go away entirely?
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I might pleasure myself with a baddragon dildo before I drink myself to sleep tho, ttyl my beautiful freaks
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>>5688532
10 more minutes for you

no more

unsee
.cc/
gedimopu/

>>5688538
ok goodnight friend.
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>>5688543
You are tearing me apart Lisa
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>>5688543
WAIT ROFL IM SO TIRED I JUST UNSEED MY REACTION IMAGE

unsee.
cc/
rubidoga/

i'm going to bed goodnight im done im losing it

>>5688548
im sorry okay ive been up for like 30 hours now mostly doing FREE work for my stepdad
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>>5688552
That's pretty cute, I would definitely berry
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>>5688552
30 hours on your knees for stepdad? What a lucky guy...
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>>5688555
cool post number

what does berry mean? im not familiar with all the kid lingo these days.

>>5688558
eww fuck you

my stepdad is like a balding little manlet that my mom married because he's a millionaire basically

he's hella gross.
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>>5688567
Berry means to bury my meat deep in your exhaust
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>>5688569
oh you might want to rethink that, i'm not very cute
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>>5688567
Sooner or later you'll be taking his crooked twinkie in your pristine boyhole to pay your student loans and rent
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>>5688572
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>>5688573
ummmmm no i don't think so. i don't have any student loans because he is paying my university fees out of pocket. same for my rent while i'm in school.

>>5688574
yeah basically this. except think skinny kind of tall fag with like bleached hair.
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>>5688579
Sounds pretty cute still
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Does anyone have experience banking sperm in or around Alabama?

Looking for recommendations of possible, trying to store.
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>tfw this will never be you
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>>5688709
what the fuck, even is this???

how's everyone's day going though?
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>>5687991
my mind is also blown
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>>5688574
mtfg in general
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>>5688709
that some next level apg, anon
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Good morning. Seems even mtfg moves slowly at this hour.
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>>5688837
seems you have a brain problem since there's two generals. :-)
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>>5688847
Oh, there was one without the gen acronym in the name. Should have guessed, you're right. Thanks Anon.
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*paaaarp*
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Ok, so, pre-everything, 23. Literally been out like a month. Played around with makeup a bit last night.

Hormones aren't going to do much to my face at this point, right? I'm stuck looking like a man forever?
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>>5688945
It all depends on how your butt looks like. That's what makes a woman.
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I'm ok with my body today. My boobs could be bigger, my butt could be bigger. I need srs. But my body is smooth and curvy, my boobs are perky, my skin feels nice.

5 months mones today! wew lass
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>>5688949
Im way too retarded to take a picture of my butt. Like, I don't have a mirror thats not in a shared room, and its almost impossible to get a good angle on it without one D:
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>>5688953
>my boobs could be bigger
>5 months mones

jesus christ, give it time woman.
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>>5688956
Maybe you could describe it. Along with the rest of your body.

You could probably manage a bodyshot, right? That goes a long way into judging passability.
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>no bf
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>>5688969
I'll be your bf if I can use you as my cum goblet
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I have woke
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>>5688970
i dont drink coom, I dont want to get swole
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>>5688973
Does your butthole itch for cock?
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What the fuck pictriev?
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>>5688973
morning butte
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>>5688977
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>>5688960
my sister is a 34FF just give me implants already, i'm like a 5'10 12 year old girl
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>>5688986
sounds qt
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>>5688574
There are exceptions to every rule.

>>5688793
There is no such thing ad AGP.

>>5688945
All I see in this picture is camera angles.

>>5688969
>tfw boyfriend
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>>5688945
yet another angled image, if you want an honest opinion use a straight on image ffs
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I want to be fucked harder than that new Death Grips track, buddies. I want to give Hot Head to a big cock, and have it rammed so deep down my throat that all I can say is "BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB."
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>>5688975
No
>>5688979
Morning

Also
>hand holding edition.
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>>5688995
new meme? :D
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Why the fuck am i here
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>>5688998
you crave succ
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>>5688959

>a-are you going to suck their dick?
i-i don't know....... like he's going to this expo thingy on the east coast and he's stopping in PA cause i was like o ye let's chill after he asked me if i would go on a date with him if he flew here. i do like him but we're both kind of shy and awkward so idk. like we'll obvsly cuddle and we're sleeping in the same bed and stuff so............i mean....... i'd like to have sex tho prob... lol

>>5688963

well i don't wanna be mean to him he doesn't deserve that

>>5688967

;3;
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>>5688977
Underage b&

>>5688982
My sincerest apologies
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>>5688977

>upload 2 most recent pics
>i get 50% masculine, 50% feminine
>one says 30 years old
>the other says 13

>I'm 23
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>>5688998
the same as anyone, desperation, boredom, having an empty life, the need to feed off the misery of others/the need to feel helpful to help less fortunate transitioners, easy trolling, meeting people, sheer habit... pick two
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>>5688998
Because it's evident from you having a trip that you crave attention and validation.
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>>5689006
>30-13=ur age
woah
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I would like to file a complaint. I shaved my legs, and now I'm fucking cold! This is bullshit! It's either that or I'm coming down with a fever.
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I want someone to fill me up~
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>>5689008
habit is the only one that applies to me.
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>>5689004
Thought about what you said about Dita Von Teese, and well, I know I liked her style. Found out she had a "beauty bible" published, so I ordered it. As far as that kind of book goes, it's great.
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>>5689008
I pick boredom and meeting people.
>>5689010
Neither of those are the reasons i have a trip.
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>>5689012
Put on some pyjamas silly! Or cover them up with a blanket.
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>>5689017
then why do you have a trip?
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>>5689013
I want to be cute, but it's never meant to be. I must live with this burden or kill myself.
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>>5689013
lood
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>>5689011

MIND=BLOWN
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>>5689017
>Neither of those are the reasons i have a trip.
Riiiiiight
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>>5689004
Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
If that's the guy you're meeting in the picture you posted you better suck his dick.

>>5689006
I wish I looked 14, but yeah pictriev is pretty bullshit.
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>>5688991
>no such thing ad AGP.
top kek
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>>5689034
you are possibly the worst new trip since clarissa
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If you put it in my butt, I better feel it poking my tummy.
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>>5689033
whats that sight called?
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>>5689036
don't forget konata! tripfag cancer desu
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>>5689036
AGP is a meme, how can you say its not a thing? its not a real medical condition. but its definetely a meme, if nothing else.
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I'm going to pass away tonight
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>>5689049
shenny passes away every night
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>>5689022
I'm in a foreign country and didn't bring any! T_T
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>>5689049
Well, at least your pancreas will get a much needed vacation

L O L
O
L
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>>5689043
Pictriev
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I've returned from the place of spells and fairies
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>>5689054
Do you have a gf/bf? Tell them to warm you up by kissing your thighs and cuddling you.
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>>5689048
what does that have to do with you being a shitty trip? you do know I'm not that asuka posting avatarfaggot moap right?
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I don't want to get up
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>>5689060
>cuddleposter
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>>5689060
I do not! This is it for me, I am destined to freeze to death. Woe upon me!
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>>5689065
>poster
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>>5689063
This might be a good time to snap a few buttpics and make every hon here jealous.
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Oh, someone's posing as me.
Oh well then.
Of course there is something about those posts that make it pretty damn obvious it ain't me~
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i miss ad
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>>5689063
Me either maddie
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>>5689034
I hope you're laughing at my typo, because there is no such thing as AGP.

>>5689043
Pictreiv, I prefer https://howhot.io/ because it hugboxes me hard.

>>5689061
Your hatred sustains me.
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>>5689058
oo cool thanks, apparently i look like Andrew Koenig, lol. the fem/masc scale must be broken though.
>>5689061
Lol, idk anything you're Anon. lmao. You're just tight at me cause idk why lol
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>>5689065
nice meme
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>tfw transbian
>banked sperm so i can have a baby of my own
>like trans and cis girls
>this will only work if i end up staying with a cis girl
>tfw won't be able to have a baby with another trans girl

God is evil
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>>5689079
PLEASE don't force an innocent baby to live in that degenerate cesspool you call your life. A transbian raising a child is like a plant growing by pissing on it daily.
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We postan' Pictrievs?
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>>5689079
>A child raised by two transbians
What a scary thought ;)
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Its okay, I'm here now!
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>>5689083
That hot in a way. That plant's a fucking slut.
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>>5689083

People like you are the reason I'm doing it. Stay mad
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>>5689086
Well, that's one very sure way to breed serial killers.
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>>5689085
trip on raifu
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>>5689083
>yfw urine is actually a fertilizer for plants
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>>5689076
>I hope you're laughing at my typo, because there is no such thing as AGP

I mean i agree there's no real AGP, but i feel like mtfg still hugs to the idea. so its funny when people say there's no such thing as AGP, yet people shit talk about it so much here.
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>>5689016

what

>>5689033

ye it's him :c idk he's really cute and i like him but i expect nothing rly... he's a trip too so we're attention whores and i'll prob take 50000000 pics
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>>5689090
You're ruining a human life because you'll make someone mad on the internet?
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>>5689070
I want an outfit like that.
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>>5689099
yes.
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>>5689094
Shut up. You are the most degenerate person in this thread BY FAR.
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>>5689097
Not sure if he's actually passively dissing you or... If he's retarded. D:
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>>5689099

I'm not ruining anything, champ. If people like you think I'm doing something wrong, then I must be doing something right. Thanks for the encouragement
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>>5689077
>>5689085
>not getting 99%

>>5689087
Taaaahhhhhmmmm


M
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>>5689106
Hi friend!
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>>5689097
http://www.amazon.com/Your-Beauty-M
ark-Ultimate-Eccentric/dp/006072271
1/
Both a nice coffee table book and a useful resource at once. I've spent money on a lot worse...
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>>5689106
lol, i guess i'm hon for life. w/e i can still be happy as a hon, so w/e
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>>5689102
Nah, I am.
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>>5687973
Why do the people in the transition timelines look so good and I look like a potato?
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>>5689108
Sup?

>>5689111
Hon is love, hon is life
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>>5689102
thank you for the compliments :3
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>>5689104

well it takes one to know one so if u think he's a retard i'd believe u

>>5689110

no girl, i own the book, i meant what are you talking about lmao
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>>5689106
Whatever nerd you're 13, I'll take your lunch money.
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tfw pretty much 100% scandinavian but look like middle aged tubby arabs/indians
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>>5689100
You n me both sister.
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>>5689116
Do you at least look like a kawaii potato?
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>>5689119
lelel, got me there. how's you anyway?
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Damn you pictriev I will never pass
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>>5689123
(乂๑・‿・๑)┌┛)´ω`゚)゚。、;’

You on the right :3
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>>5689116
>tfw never progressed beyond most timelines starting photo
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>>5689127
No. I look like a garbage bag full of potato peels painted to resemble a potato.
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>>5689038
you just woke up, slutte. at least have breakfast first.
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>>5689105
>If people like you think I'm doing something wrong, then I must be doing something right.
The fact that people like you exist is insulting to me. You need to kill yourself ASAP, for the good of humanity.
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>>5689133
ヽ(; ゚д゚)ノ angie you a thug killa bbgurl
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>>5689143
I had 9 inches of black goodness for breakfast~
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>>5689144

I'm glad you feel that way. The fact that I insult people like you by existing empowers me. Tbh living to spite people like you is a pretty good suicidal thought deterrent
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why hate transbians
no bully
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>>5689129

i'm gooood. in the last week and a half i've.......slept with two diff guys, one of which bruised my taint from slamming into me too hard in missionary, made 1500$, cleaned my apartment 2 times over, got roaring drunk and posted nonstop in the general while i did it, wore a bunch of diff lingerie and repented for my sinful ways, went out a few times, made fun of a ton of ppl, got a new sugar daddy, and bought stuff. currently i'm running on zero sleep and have like 3 1/2 hours to shower and get ready so i can go into downtown philadelphia and meet an ex /soc/ tripfag who i have a crush on who i'll be spending the next 2-3 days with and who i hope bangs me into oblivion.

so basically, the usual. what about you?
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>>5689095
Yeah, if you're AGP then you're not true-trans, so its an effective insult. But there is no such thing as AGP, so its dumb to claim anyone has it.

>>5689097
Well see, if he's cool with you having a dick Id be surprised if nothing happened. You met on /soc/, right?

>>5689119
It does grind my gears when people dont fully spell out words and use proper grammar in text messages.
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>>5689151
>black
dropped
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>>5689119
I think I was freaking out about aging and how much I hated my face or something like that. Bit hazy because I wasn't quite myself at the time.
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>>5689151
D-degeneracy!
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>>5689155
Transbians are the scum on the bottom of the barrel of all scum combined. They are truly degeneracy made flesh. Sharing the same air with them is enough to make you shudder.
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>>5689168
y tho
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I need to get up and go to the gym but my bed is too warm and comfy
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>>5689168

*breathes on you*
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>>5689171
They mutilate their bodies just to sate their fetish.
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>>5689146
(́ง◉◞౪◟◉‵)ง
Thug killa 4 lyfe
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>>5689176
what if trutrans but like girl
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>>5689171
Basically, transbians come in two flavours. There are the "straight" trannies who couldn't make it in the straight male market and became transbians. Then there are the cis beta males who become transbian in a last-ditch effort to lose their virginity.
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>>5689179
the cat still haunts me 。・゚・(ノ∀`)・゚・。

hold me.
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>>5689176

>falling for the AGP meme
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mommy im squishy
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>>5689184

Sounds like someone is projecting. Just because you're too self hating to transition, doesn't mean you need to take it out on others, anon
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>tfw i will never be able to afford FFS
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>>5689185
(∩˃o˂∩) (.◜ω◝.)
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>>5689192
Nice empty argument you have there, broski. I have zero problems with myself. I have a huge problem with degenerates.
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>>5689192
>too self hating to transition
What.
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>>5689184
what about the third flavor, of bi trans women completely terrified of men so they date other trans to sate their dick lust but otherwise stick to cissies
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>>5689161

yeeee we did, like years ago. then we started following each other on tumblr and instagram and then we became fb friends etc... i mean he asked to take me on a date and we've flirted a lot....... but idk it's also like....... we haven't actually met so like... yknow?

>>5689164

oh ok. well i'm glad you got the book then! it's pretty basic but it rly covers those basics well.
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>>5689184
And then you have asexuals who claim to be political lesbians because they hate males. I can't be the only one...
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>>5689200
Forgot to include that one, thanks!
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>>5689197
Why?
Technically you're a degenerate too for being trans.
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>>5689196
(´∀`*)ε` )
i wish you were mine.
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>>5689198

I know a lot of closeted trannies who have said that pre transition they spent a lot of their time in denial, bashing trannies. Same with a number of cis gay people I know, only they bashed gays

>>5689197

Big tough man telling trannies on 4chan to kill themselves. We're all impressed. I'm glad you have a problem with me. In fact, if you didn't, I'd be worried.
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>>5689204
I think the only category you belong to is "pathetic pityparty". Seriously, just kill yourself. Join your girlfriend in hell.
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>>5689206
I'm a cis male from /pol/ ;)
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>>5689198
Literally me
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>>5689216
why do you /pol/ faggots keep coming here?
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>>5689168
Daily reminder that Chris-Chan is a transbian.

>>5689184
This is too close to blanchard, so therefor it must be bullshit. Its like you're saying they have AGP without saying they have AGP.

>>5689203
I suppose, Id be excited to meet them. It could be super awkward at first though.
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>>5689223
I occasionally bust a nut to tranny butt pics
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fuck, college wants $400 bucks from me, I guess student aid did nothing so now I can't go back
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>>5689216
Save me from the mudslimes? Im a purebreed.
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>>5689223

Because he likes to masturbate to trannies and takes out his sexual frustration here because he hates himself for having so much cocklust
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>>5689228
You're a big confident leader with a wad of cash, right? Why would something like that inconvinience you? :^)
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>tfw wearing the same gaff since saturday after a 7 hour waitressing shift and having spent 2 days in bed sick

the tuna salad, it is getting too much... ah screw it i'll just sleep another 14 hours
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>>5689214
Actually, I tried that several times. But right now, I'm feeling really alive because, well... reasons I can't begin to explain. And I'd rather stay that way, thank you very much...
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>>5689210
꒰˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩๑꒱

>>5689214
The smell of edge in the morning.

>>5689216
Lmao
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>>5689226
Such a lust for tranny ass... to betray your morals like that.
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>>5689231
>>5689226

Called it
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>>5689230
Sure, get into the cage. Your wage as my slave will be 10 cummies per day.
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>>5689232
I am poor you dumb ass, fafsa went through but I used up all my allotted time for that college to cover me, I went their six years straight
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>>5689239
>Called it
>5 posts late
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>>5689238
>>5689239
Hey guys I'm just human
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>>5689224
You have to be trans to be a transbian.
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>>5689247
Time to work those corners you retarded big birdo slut. Drop by when you're the CEO of Chicken Tendien inc.
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>>5689236
(*⌒―⌒*)
you are cute.
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>>5689248

Didn't refresh the thread to see the first post before I posted the other one, senpai

>>5689249

you're a terrible hypocrite of a human
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>>5689249
no humans allowed
only alcohol kin
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>>5689255
Shutup, Eliot.
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>>5689253
卐 get into the oven 卐
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>>5689224

i am beyond nervous and excited ;_; it'll be fun but awkward and what if he doesn't like me or he thinks i'm ugly or s/t like then what hUH THEN WHAT or what if we're too awkward and have nothing to talk about o-o-o-or... ;___;
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>>5689257
trip on melly
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>>5689255
You're only beautiful when you flame these faggots, kayla.
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>>5689253
So are you baby
( ื▿ ืʃƪ)
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>>5689261
No I don't like you either, sorry
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>>5689258
(・д・)
>>5689265
( ゚ε゚;) you make me blush !
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>>5689254
>I was too slow to call it but I didn't know so it counts
TOO SLOW
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>>5689260
that scene is so golden
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>>5689254
Fantasizing about hatefucking degenerates is all part of the /pol/ experience.
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>>5689273

i'm sorry, sanic.
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>>5689276
I'm sure there's someone here with a firebranding fetish. Most women would love to get raped by a squad of manly Nazis.
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>>5689156
Dang, why so much sexytimes? You should find a nice man, settle down and get married! Sounds pretty fun overall though.

nmnm, been hanging with my nigs, playing online poker to pay muh bills, dno if i can call myself a semi-pro yet. If I get good enough I'm thinking about coaching camfags so that they don't have to do that stuff anymore. c:
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>>5689276

have fun fantasizing and being a pathetic virgin forever because no one wants to fuck a nazi shithead

people want to be with us trannies more than they want to be with you. you're pitiful, except i don't have any pity for you
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>>5689244
Yaaaay, I love you /pol/ <3!

>>5689250
It goes out in public like this, it's so disgusting. I was told it posts here the other day but I was like no way you're just trying to scare me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJk
jjpFM97w

>>5689260
Assuming you don't heavily shoop all of your pictures, and that he isn't a faggot, how could he think you're ugly? Nervousness and awkwardness can be cured by simply remembering that fear is the mind killer.
You should read Dune if you haven't already.
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>>5689156
what a disgusting slut you are
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>>5689132
BE GRATEFUL
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>>5689300
>>5689132
i forgot the image
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>>5689294
>It goes out in public like this, it's so disgusting. I was told it posts here the other day but I was like no way you're just trying to scare me
what the actual fuck?
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>>5689291

apparently i don't like nice men, i only like the bad ones that choke me and fuck me against walls lmfao!! that sounds pretty cool tho. r u makin big $$$?

>>5689294

;_; idk it's just insecurity stuff i guess... idk ;__;
*reads dune on my way to philly*

>>5689296

>how dare u have sex !!

did i trigger u
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>>5689023
Makes conversation a lot easier. I potsy on multiple boards but only is a trip here, and on /sp/ (and that's for trolling )
Besides, posting anon is cowardly. Conversations are meaningless without id or responsibility.
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>>5689293
Your only argument is that you're a bigger slut that I am? Bravo. I hate to let you know that I've slept with more people than you probably ever will, prettier too.

You're just a part of a fad that will fade out and you'll forever be a freak that no one really wants to associate with. You'll never know the absolute pleasure of having things like loyalty, morality and integrity. When you die, you'll just be a retarded leftist slut who sacrificed his body and sanity in the search of cock.
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>>5689306
>insecurity stuff
you have every reason to be insecure
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>>5689309

>literal nazi lecturing me about morality
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>>5689312

apparently i'm not the only one
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>>5689309
>absolute pleasure
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>>5689313
>a mutilated faggot arguing anything about morality
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>>5689307
as much as i am an irresponsible coward that is meaningless, people know me regardless of whether i use my trip.
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>>5689315
How many pounds of make-up is that? :^)
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>>5689307
You really don't belong to 4chan if you have that mentality. I think r/faggot is right up your alley.
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>>5689261
>nazi shitposts nigger
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>>5689321

none
do you even understand how weight works? i suppose if u did u would be out fucking attractive ppl and hopefully exercising ur obesity away and not angrily responding to my posts so idk why i ask. i need to shower tho and get rdy since i gotta leave in a bit so ttyl
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>>5689317
>literally only comes here to fap to degenerates
>N-no you see YOU were the monster all along!!!
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>>5689334
I wish you would do my makeup or link me a tranny makeup tutorial. i need to know how to actually use makeup and every tutorial is for cis women or drag queens.
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>>5689309
>You're part of a more than two millenia old fad
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>>5689287
>Being unwilling
>Not being proud to service and please the brave race warriors protecting you
Ishygddt

>>5689293
I want to fuck nazi shitheads more than trannies.
>tfw not the wife of a big strong ubermensch

>>5689303
I was told that Chris Chan posts here, but don't believe it.

>>5689306
Dune is amazing, you won't regret it.
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>>5689338
drag queen would work for you.
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>>5689338
>kayla being nice to edie
I-is kayla dying g-guys?
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>>5689335
I bet you don't even have an ass worth fapping to. Probably a flat man-ass.
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>>5689306
Nah, just about enough lulz.
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Why is it that the better looking a tranny gets the worse they get as a person?
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>>5689346

my fetish is pretending to be sexually interested in people like you, hiding a knife, and then mutilating your dick so you have a nice new neo-vagina
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>>5689344
No it wouldn't, they way way way overdo everything and it comes off looking fucking terrifying

>>5689345
I am dying
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>>5689362
just like your personality.
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>>5689360
>le krazy trans-shit kunt comeback
You'd have better luck giving me some of that AIDS that coursing in your veins
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>>5689368
I don't even have a personality, in real life i am a meek robot
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>>5689362
Kayla would make a great nazi officer though
>no concern for human life or others
>personal glory is life's purpose
>everything that isn't perfect must be wiped away
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>>5689373
if you say so.
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>tfw you don't properly come down off drugs for 2 weeks and then the hangover hits you
Put a bullet in my head senpai
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I guess I'll check the archive for some Kayla buttpics
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>>5689386
That's what you get for being a degenerate piece of shit, dear anon :)

Just remember, the worst is yet to come.
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>>5689387
I guess I will write my blog. I just scratched my balls and sniffed my fingers after.
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>>5689394
Sometimes it smells like movie butter popcorn
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>>5689386
tfw dxm afterglow, feels good senpai
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>>5689300
>>5689302

I am grateful about how much of a buttslut femboy faggot I look considering what i used to look like
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>>5689404
A tranny junkie? I never thought someone would one-up transbians in the degeneracy game.
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>>5689404
>tfw when sleep deprivation, exhaustion and splitting headache from amphetamines
Jealous desu senpai, I could use an afterglow rn

>>5689392
>anon
Trip the fuck on me
>the worst is yet to come
Non-users actually believe this
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>>5689346
I've got an ass worth fapping to, /pol senpai
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>>5689415
Then it's time to post those pics, tranny f a m
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>>5689413
I thought you were trying to stop being a junkie whore?
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>>5689412
>Jealous desu senpai, I could use an afterglow rn
id do it more but dxm is a bitch to get a hold of in bongland, that and i dont want serotonin syndrome
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>>5689423
There's this great drug called a 9mm bullet. You should try it.
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>>5689428
lol only 9mm
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>>5689428
>projecting this hard over how other people live their lives on a mongolian pottery board
K E K
E
K
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>tfw boobs are finally starting to round out
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>>5689438
shame about your hon face tho
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>>5689423
>>5689413
oops quoted wrong person
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My face is too ugly and masculine.

What do I do?
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>>5689419
I was ;~;

>>5689423
Its for the best, it's pretty bad for you if you do it too much sadly
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What kind of jobs do trans work in?
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>>5689441
I will get surgery for that eventually.
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>>5689445
Detransition or take your own life.
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>>5689450
post soles already
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>>5689452
most of the people here are hot shot programmers making 300k a year, if you are like me and don't know what programming even entails then you are fucked financially.
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>>5689452
Tech support. Maybe an actual computer sciences field if they didn't blow their college fund on surgery before HRT was even done.
Prostitution. Porn.
NEET.
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>>5689450
shame i dont have any benis to go with it :^)
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Well, if any of you liked the old CFH, looks like she's dead and gone. She was dead all along, anyway. My face is stuck with a retarded smile and I almost feel beautiful... Isn't that funny?
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>>5689463
>Maybe an actual computer sciences field if they didn't blow their college fund on surgery before HRT was even done.
lol elanna got roasted
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>>5689461
>don't know what programming even entails
You just slam your face against a keyboard until you produce a hot, steamy pile of virtual shit.
Then you play around with that shit until it smells like roses.
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>>5689452
i work as a waitress at a family friendly pizza restaurant, running food, mixing drinks, prepping desserts and helping kids make pizzas for pizza parties
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>>5689471
Wait... they let you near kids?
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>>5689452
I used to be a senior Forest Service officer. Currently on extended medical leave, waiting to get an early retirement because of psychiatric disability.
So, pretty much, I can at last be the jaded and bored dilettante I always hoped I could be.
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>>5689457
No

>>5689465
But I thought you had a steady supply of benis ;~;

>>5689468
>implying that was about me
I didn't blow anything for my surgery senpai
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>>5689473
passing privilege. I had a table with an autistic kid who sperged out and punched his mother because it was 'his turn to talk to the pretty lady'
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>>5689469
I was told programming is nothing but calculus and I fucking hate calculus.
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>>5689481
not while tripping balls sadly, not yet at least
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>>5689484
You were lied to.
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>>5689486
well then elanna lied to me because she said its nothing but math
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>>5689452
civil engineering
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>>5689461
>>5689463
Hmmm, so porn.
>>5689471
Do they know you're a trans?
what did you do for a living while transing?
>>5689480
>>5689489
interesting.
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>want to die immediately pre-transition
>want to live forever post-transition
Have we discovered how to become magical girls (male) yet?
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>>5689485
Tragic, benis and drugs go together so well ;~;

>>5689487
"lots of math" isn't the same thing as "nothing but calculus"
I havn't used any calculus in programming
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>>5689500
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>>5689413
Elanna why? Those are the bad drugs :(

>>5689417
Look at me, /pol/ senpai!

>>5689431
Lol right?

>>5689452
Being a housewife would be ideal.
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>>5689505
I can't help but notice no one said anything about calculus.
If you're too stupid to understand there are multiple types of math then you're too stupid for programming. Find something else.
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>>5689508
Oh my gosh! Call the police!

Somebody stole this poor girl's butt!
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http://strawpoll.me/6762109
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>>5689511
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>>5689513
>keeping your penis
eww
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>>5689500
Algebra is a lot worse than calculus, though. And anything interesting in programming heavily relies on advanced linear algebra and related fields.
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>>5689505
Yes, that's what I said then, and that's what I'm saying now. What shitty engineering degree did you get that didn't tell you that math and logic isn't the same as calculus?

>>5689508
I dunno desu, probably because of a nasty mix of boredom and depression
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>>5689513
>If you successfully transition...
FTFY
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>>5689524
working genitals > botched hole
plus peeing standing up is nice
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>>5689527
don't shit on me, I was just making it sound harder than it is
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>>5689531
>implying the hole isn't functional
You're going to have to pay more than $200 though...
>plus peeing standing up is nice
Git gud noskill faggot.
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>>5689531

>peeing standing
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>>5689536
let this shemale live t b h
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If your dad who you're not out to starts talking about things that can mess up hormone levels does he think I look like a girl or something?
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>>5689531
>peeing standing up is nice
then you ain't even trans bro
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>>5689545
>t b h
Is niggerspeak really that important to you? Pretty sad desu.
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>>5689494
i transitioned on the job, i started transitioning end of 2012 while working as a checkout assistant, but repressed, shaved my head, and got a job as a waiter. i was painfully shy, used a binder on my bitty booblets and people thought i was gay. i ended up transitioning and i pass as a weird dyke.

my boss knew i was trans before i started working there as he is gay, works part time on the bar a gay pub and i ended up confessing my trannyness to him when drunk after i beat a bunch of limpwristed fags at arm wrestling for free drinks. most people there thought i was ftm when i came out, like i'd been transitioning a while, was stealth and it was my deep secret.

desu i don't think anyone thinks about it much, no customers misgender me or seem creeped out by me. only my colleagues.
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>>5689531
>wanting working genitals
is one of the reasons I'm getting SRS
because right now I don't have any.
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>>5689508
BOOTY! :D
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>>5689547
You realize he's known for years right?
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>>5689547
He's commenting on your bitch tits dumbass.
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>>5689551
You can't call coworkers at a pizza dive "colleagues."
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>>5689552
What's wrong with your shenis? You didn't really let it atrophy, did you?
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>>5689558
uhh
how do you hide the pointy tits?
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>>5689536
>intentionally making yourself look dumber than you are
To what end?
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>>5689565
I did.
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>>5689566
wear tight tee shirts, its what I do
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>>5689556
I dunno?
Don't think he knows.

>>5689558
But I can hide them pretty well with a jacket ;-;
It was pretty weird but made me happy because at least he noticed something?

My dentist didn't recognize me because she only had an old pic of me too.
>tfw maybe not sugar pills
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>>5689566
You get a binder.
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>>5689513
>tfw intersex and have an actual boiclit surgically altered at birth and T-enhanced to be 3 inches of functionally useless overly sensitive flesh i leak blood out off once a month
>t-thanks doc
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>>5689566
padded bra?
makes them look less pointy for sure.
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>>5689527
Elanna please get better and stop doing the bad stuff, I want you to live a long and happy life

>>5689555
>tfw /pol/ senpai won't look at you
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>>5689578
wrong thread then mam
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>>5689573
Unless he's as stupid as you, he knows.
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>>5689326
I've been on 4ch since i was 13. As annoying as channers are, redditors are half delusional retards and their sense of humor is embarrassing.
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>>5689578
Maybe having a manface isn't the worst thing.
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>>5689583
>a long and happy life
what is that fairytale you speak of?
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>>5689549
s m h t b h
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>>5689586
What if my mom told him and he simply wants estrogen to work as well as possible on me?

I should've asked.
>tfw you go outside and think your face might be okay in reflections and stuff
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>>5689581
how the fuck do i get a bra? im still like 90% male
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>>5689605
You exchange the established currency of your nation for the undergarment.
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>>5689585
is there a detransing forced ftm general?
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>>5689605
me to but just buy one anyway because fuck the police
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>>5689583
who pol senpai ghooorl?
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>>5689610
yeah its called tumblr
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>>5689583
I'm trying, I've been flip flopping on and off the uppers for years at this point. I can tell that I'm not going to be happy until I kick them for good though.
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>>5689605
>Why are you buying a bra?
>It's for my degenerate tranny friend who was too scared to get one hi-herself.
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>>5689615
My grandma has one just like that.
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>>5689587
My boyfriend is a redditor and wants me to stop posting on 4chan. He also wants me to be nicer as a person.
Its not gonna happen.

>>5689591
Hard drugs scare me, I don't want her to get hurt.

>>5689619
That nazi anon who was posting earlier.

>>5689621
That's good, at least you can recognize that. Knowing you can never be happy on them should be a good motivator to stop.
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>>5689605
Just buy it, honest. People worry too much about this shit.
>How do I buy X?
>What will happen if I try to buy Y?

You go in confidently, buy what you want, walk to the cash register, and pay for it. Cashiers don't care, it's their job to take your money and put it in the register, not screen you and make sure you're buying for an understandable reason.

IF somebody mentions something, and they won't, just say you're buying something for your girlfriend.
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>>5689631
oh fuck off, its a 36 A cup push up, no granny in the world would wear it, its for young women. Just because something is floral doesn't make it for old women automatically. What would you rather have me wear, a bra with fucking skulls and flames on it?
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>>5689620
but tumblr is crazy zone of ultra politicised counterculture weirdos, porn and reposted gifs of nerdy fandoms. /lgbt/ has straight talking about stuff i've only got from one mtf i've met irl, every other trans or intersex person i've met has been a multicolored queer furry autist, or a hon. why would anyone go to tumblr
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>>5689639
>What would you rather have me wear, a bra with fucking skulls and flames on it?
Yes.
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>>5689638
>F somebody mentions something, and they won't, just say you're buying something for your girlfriend
I did this recently and the teller said she is cool with lesbians, best moment of my life
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>>5689639
>its for young women
Yes, yes. My grandma had one just like it when she was a young woman.

>a bra with fucking skulls and flames on it?
Why not just a nice normal bra? Why do you need tacky patterns?
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>>5689639
>a bra with fucking skulls and flames on it
Embroidered in goldwork? Fuck yeah! I know what I'm going to stitch myself once i'm done with that batch of power suits and blouses.
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>>5689641
I was just messing with you, seriously go ask somewhere else because you are a cis girl and this is an mtf thread.

>>5689643
>people on mtfg want masculine bras
fucking kill me
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>>5689649
>masculine bras
Perfect contrast to your beminine fenis.
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>>5689646
>Why not just a nice normal bra?
what? A bra is feminine automatically so why not get a pretty lacy one? I have a plain black bra and its boring
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>>5689639
>tfw that was your gf's first bra
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>>5689649
>masculine bras
>>5689653
>A bra is feminine automatically

Real talk, buddies. Is Kayla schizo?
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would bringing lube and condoms be presumptuous in the good way, or the bad way?
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>>5689649
Honestly, I want to get to the point where I can dress in the most conservatively masculine fashion while wearing the most outrageously femme makeup and still pass... Not much to ask, really...
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>>5689656
I was joking about "masculine bras"
A bra is for boobs so that means regardless of what print its in it will always be a feminine item. I don't know why so many mtfs here are against being feminine, it defeats the purpose of being a girl.
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>>5689657
In the safe way, so good, I'd say.
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>>5689653
>I have a plain black bra
Thanks heaven, you can actually do something right once in your life
Now: It's underwear, nobody gives a shit about it being interesting unless they're planning to remove it. The lacy bra is for dates, not for day to day.
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>>5689649
>masculine bras
Oh god, the stupidity never ends with you
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>>5689660
Liberty and floral prints aren't feminine, though. They're just plain ugly.
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>>5689660
>I don't know why so many mtfs here are against being feminine, it defeats the purpose of being a girl.
Is this some sideways ass attempt to get us to recognize AGP?
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i-avatar-wanted-poster-to-hunt-down
-hit-and-run-suspect

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

what's everyone up to today ?
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>>5689660
But you are stereotyping what feminity should be.
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>>5689674
never ever fails to make me laugh holy shit
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>>5689668
There is no such thing as AGP.
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>>5689660
>it defeats the purpose of being a girl.
being feminine has nothing to do with being a girl....
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>>5689674
Only a feminist would say garbage like that. I am not saying women have to be feminine but its totally okay to be feminine as a girl, as a guy I got the shit kicked out of me for being feminine so now I can be feminine I want to be that all the time.
If you want to be masculine then do it, who cares. I am just saying to make fun of people who actually want to be girly.
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>>5689660
Quiet. Your arguments are so roundabout. All bras are feminine, but just wearing a plain bra is going against being feminine?

Women are feminine. Full stop. You don't need to constantly make attempts to be feminine.
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>>5689689
We're not making fun of you for being girly.
We're making fun of you for being retarded.
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