fuck the privileged cunts who live in the 1st world
the 3rd world is where it's at
old: >>5647903
>>5649967
The one of the far left, I want his outfit
>>5649967
>tfw no handsome brazilian man to make a proper privileged citizen
What's the top/bottom ratio among gay guys? I'm a top and I never seem to have a problem when it comes down to the whole "What are you into" discussion.
>tfw $19 in my bank account but I can still buy grocery's because I'm getting paid tomorrow
I wish I wasn't socially inept, maybe then I'll be able to actually establish some sort of friendship with someone, I just dislike how I am right now, it depresses me. How do I change?
>>5649993
There is still goodness in the works world.
Slay a bit
>>5649991
1 top for every 30 million bottoms
you dont fucking know the struggle
>>5650002
find someone like you and be friends together?
>>5650002
I used to be quite socially inept until I took some serious psychedelics, now I'm easy breezy beautiful covergirl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCjzfCWtQFY
>>5649993
>$19 in my bank account
How do people fuck up this badly?
>>5650006
Thank god for that I guess
>>5649967
>go on a date with a cute guy
>he says he's actually bi
>>5650020
I went to the bar this weekend and brought my friend a birthday gift
in retrospect I should have never done either because now I don't have money for a hoodie
>>5650029
who's sofia? I'm just trying to spread the good lysergic word
>>5650044
instead of going to the bar, buying gifts, or buying hoodies, you should be saving money so buying groceries is never a concern
>>5650034
they look pretty fierce tbqh
>>5650061
>fierce
I thought using words like that was stealing black culture or some shit like that?
>>5650082
SHUT THE FU... oh who are you?
tfw born to late to ride Neil Degrasse Tyson's beefy college dick
>>5650095
>getting excited over a trip
>>5650087
Isn't that what we white gay men are best at? Stealing from black culture?
>>5650044
Do you just not know how to save money?
It's always perplexed me when I see people I know bitching about being a "poor student", but still treating themselves expensive holidays and stuff.
>>5650082
DIE.
>>5650029
I'm not sure what I should change up really, I've tried being more social recently, hasn't really worked into my favor.
>>5650107
He looks like a 90's cool kid in this one
>>5650116
hush now, sweet harlot
>still no gay friends to expand my gay social circle
it's almost as bad of a catch22 as not having a car while living in a rust belt city and looking for a job
>>5650119
Hey, I'm not a harlot anymore, i'm just slutty these days
>>5650111
Just about whatever you want to. Work out more, find different hobbies, commit to something you've been wanting to, try out some school clubs, etcetc
Being more social itself doesn't really happen, you basically become more social by building everything around 'socializing'.
>>5650126
why would anyone want more gay friends
fag hags, and we all know how depressing their lives are tbqhhhh
>>5650126
where are you from?
>>5650104
I don't care (not white) about this "stealing culture narrative" but I thought you fags did though
>>5650101
heres a better idea. take up smoking and just stop eating. all that money youve been wasting on food you can spend on cigarettes, and youll be looking nice and thin in no time!
I need some advice gaygen.
So an ex potential lover of mine messages me on scruff, wondering why I suddenly stopped talking to him.
>tldr version: he never made time for me at all, I'd seen him maybe once every 3 weeks for an hour or 2 for a hookup and maybe some other stuff, always wanted to get serious. Spent more time with his friends and ex than he ever did with me, so i up and blocked him
He never got the hint about why I blocked him I guess... Do I reply with a bitchy remark and let him know, or block him and be done with it?
Or does scruff allow messages to be read after you block/hide someone
>>5650148
>He never got the hint about why I blocked him I guess... Do I reply with a bitchy remark and let him know, or block him and be done with it?
Where is the option to have another try?
>>5650146
no lmao
im going to eat a burrito with some kimchi and there's absolutely nothing anyone can do about it
>>5650136
Cleveland, OH, USA my lonely NZ anon
>>5650148
You need to be subtle, say: you never made time for me, why should i make time for you if you're too busy for me?
>>5650148
just tell him the truth
why is telling the truth never a first go-to option
>>5650154
Because i gave him several chances to improve... We saw each other for 7 months. He's a teacher so for 3 of those months he was paid to sit at home doing nothing.
Always free weekends and evenings. Yet never could make time for me. I tried to be considerate but you realize that it's not what you want.
Meeting in a bedroom every few weeks isn't a relationship... Just ask any hooker
>>5650160
I am from Ohio as well.
But I am too lonely and anxious to exchange contact detail desu.
>>5650134
Thanks for the replies. I'll probably try pick up a couple of things, see how that works out for me, as for clubs and such, in university, so they're few and far between.
>>5650167
He has a tendency to twist everything into some kind of attack and gets super defensive.
A conversation about us not seeing each as often as I want turned into an argument about me disrespecting him and being a naive child.
A conversation about me paying for every single meal we shared turned into the most Jewish argument I ever had . Despite him making twice more than me
>>5650174
Don't sweat it m8, just do more things you enjoy or have wanted to do. The socializing follows slowly.
>>5650175
When he attacks, ignore and move on. If he's mature enough, he'll realize he was retarded. Might take years, but that's life. Just deal with it as you would firing someone - tell the truth, be honest, but be swift.
intrusive thoughts are scary
>>5650184
thanks ellen, dont you have any patios to fist or smth
>>5650182
n-no
>>5650169
I understand that, anon. Do you know what he did instead?
>>5650184
what kind of intrusive thoughts, bb
>>5650192
the kill yourself kind
i thought i was over this
>>5650184
all thoughts are intrusive
we can't choose them
>>5650189
No idea. I assumed he had a harem of other guys to fuck.
>>5650197
I used to get those all the time before i went through HRT
It kind of spooks me out that it really did just wipe them clean off my psyche.
>>5650181
I've kinda been worried lately hence why I asked what to change, half way through the first year with no one to talk to just to past the time really starts to suck, but I appreciate you replying to me.
>Practicing the death drop
>Can't land it without breaking my ass
I'll never perfect in time for my grandfather's birthdday
>>5650146
SPOILER: white gays do. Look up 'paris is burning' for an example.
>>5650211
white gay here, most of us dont give a shit.
personally i hate that shit
>>5650212
Perfect. Succinct is a lot better
>>5650208
what is a death drop?
>>5650216
fuck liberal sensitivies desu
>>5650240
This isn't a right/left thing, idiot. It's a rich/poor thing. The rich don't have actual problems to distract them, so in their existential angst and retarded sensibilities they invent things to be mad about.
>>5650252
>they invent things to be mad about.
>mental diseases are invented
Just like you only get cancer if you want to, ammirite? I'm sure wishful thinking will make it all go away.
>>5650207
I feel you, but you've got a good head on your shoulders so I don't see any reason to worry.
I became isolated during my studies, but man it was like a blessing in disguise, I've never been more happy with myself as I've lost that dependency on others.
>>5650260
Her mustache is way too wide. Hitlers was shorter.
>>5650260
>losing the argument (or didn't read it at all)
>pretend mental illness, cancer and "cultural appropriation" are all equally real
Are you totally retarded?
>>5650275
I'm just bored, cold and watching Ted's speech.
>>5650274
It has to be proportional.
>>5650260
>mfw Obama petitions congress to give billions of dollars to cancer research
>mfw he doesn't invest that money in helping people who aren't dying
>>5650274
that picture would be so hot if his expression was so fucking skeezy
>>5650295
literally all gay porn photos tbqh
>>5650295
I don't understand why you think anyone cares about your opinion. Save yourself the trouble and go anonymous.
>>5650270
Yeah I feel less dependent on others, but that small part of me always yearns for someone to talk to and hang around with, hopefully that'll come when things change.
>>5650294
> aren't dying
Here is your (you)
>>5650307
how do we get that to 50%+
>>5650322
acceptable when you are submissive,
not acceptable when you want to be dominant
just don't try to replace shyness with sluttyness or you end up like circe
>>5650322
Step one: join a gay dating site of thats what you want to do.
It's much easier to type than speak if youre nervous
>>5650322
I know that feel. The only guy I've been natural with fucked my shit up and now I can't open myself to anything of the sort. I just need a good ole hug I guess.
>>5650322
>tfw never talk to anyone unless they talk to me
>>5650322
Just let the shyness flow from you. Don't be afraid to make a cute, nervous smile and soon you'll find guys swooning over you.
>>5650260
Where did you pull mental illness out of?
>>5650332
His parent's bank account.
>>5650307
What does suicide have anything to do with cancer research and misplaced money? You're retarded.
>>5650329
i'll fuck your shit up too ;)
Which poster is the biggest asshole?
>>5650133
Kill yourself curry nigger
>>5650390
why
oh
you
>>5650390
Reddreadrevolver but he'll actually love the attention he is getting right now.
>>5650381
Thats actually pretty cute, imho.
Have you tried going to a club or something for gay people? How old are you if you dont mind my asking?
>>5650363
You don't. I don't know how he got away with it. I guess he ending up in the shitter made me feel better about it. Came out on top desu.
Why are anons the biggest bowl of cancer ever?
>>5650424
because anon is everything, random events guarantee that a cancerous mutation will occur
>>5650441
I know that feel anon. Gay guys are scary when we are awkward and lack experience.
>>5650441
Aw anon. I feel bad for you.
>cute and lonely shy guy
*sigh*
Maybe put something out online for gay friends in your local?
That way you can have suportive friends, and they can back you up? Where are you from anyways?
Thanks gaygen.
I feel better
>>5650485
is that his pic in the top?
shit taste, why not go for young lads?
>>5650485
Dayum. He's going to run home and cry to his mum after that. Well done.
>>5650499
He's only 3 years older than me.
And I like older guys... Plus he's a cub, and has feral chest hair
>>5650418
Some do, that's for sure. I know I'd love a guy like that.
>>5650522
>New Zealand
Im the other side of the water. Good luck anon. You sound like someone I might like.
>>5650485
Relationships are so weird for me. Is it weird that I can lobby, talk to senators, congressmen and governors like it's nothing, but I shit my pants when I try to approach someone?
>>5650522
It's weird being with someone that has slept with half the world when you are still an awkward lad figuring out life and stuff like that.
>NZ
Nice, I have a good friend of mine who is an Aussie and he mentioned that he was talking to a Kiwi qt. Good luck, anon.
>>5650485
>autism speaks
>>5650485
I am so fucking alone.
>>5650562
You come across as a sweet, loyal and shy guy. Those are the things I look for in someone else, since I'm also socially retarded and don't know how relationships work. Wish you all the luck, anon. I would probably steal you for myself if I were in NZ desu.
>>5650574
I can relate.
>>5650536
Professional and romantic situations feed different insecurities.
>>5650536
>Relationships are so weird for me. Is it weird that I can lobby, talk to senators, congressmen and governors like it's nothing, but I shit my pants when I try to approach someone?
>talk to senators, congressmen and governors like it's nothing,
you do that?
what is your job?
>>5650598
I mean, I can deliver a speech for thousands of people, but I can't approach a qt in a party or even use fucking grindr. I'm a fucking failure.
>>5650605
Was a lobbyist and now I work as personal staff for a deputy. Next year I will hopefully start law school though.
I feel really bad because right now there is a 40-year-old man anxiously waiting for me at his apartment
But I will never get there
>>5650574
I wish I could afford a 1BR apartment on my salary. Then when I am alone, I'll actually be alone, not just too pathetic to have a boyfriend.
Plus, I'd be able to walk around naked.
>>5650633
Whoops. That should read:
>not just too pathetic to NOT have a boyfriend.
>>5650624
>I'm a fucking failure.
>Was a lobbyist and now I work as personal staff for a deputy. Next year I will hopefully start law school though.
You are not a failure. :3
>>5650641
I second this.
You'll find a guy anon.
have you ever been booed by 900 people gaygen
cause i have
and people wonder why i have social anxiety
>>5650630
>tfw all the cuties are always an ocean away from me
Just make it stop.
>>5650641
I never had a single relationship and I am a virgo. A-at least I'm not 20 yet, r-right?
;_;
>>5650663
That's because I'm literally autistic when it comes to work, but I have other issues. Never being with anyone, having a past record of depression, insecure as fuck and having a troubled pseudo attempts at a pseudo relationship. Fuck, I just want a hug. After that I think I will close myself for at least 3 years. Well, fuck me.
>>5650585
M/18/Portland, OR
what about you bud
>>5650693
Uruguay.
>inb4 uregay
>>5650625
The fuck are you doing anon. Get over there and get laid! You are not going to regret it
>>5650713
>tfw no french bf to practice my horrid french with and say lewd things to in Italian
Just cuck my shit up.
>>5650699
hey anon
I live in rio grande do sul, near the uruguayan border
let's meet up ;)
>>5650749
Both my kik and steam are dead as my penis these days. You would have more luck with my skype.
>>5650747
[spoiler]I was actually born in RS[/spoiler]
>>5650772
:o
really?
do you live in montevideo now?
>>5650780
Will probably move next year desu
>>5650788
come back to rs tbqh
you can move in with me
theres an empty room in my apartment ;-;
>>5650793
That's a bit abrupt. I can add you on skype before anything.
>>5650801
>lobby this bp
Post it desu.
>tbqh even if they were in the same province i'd still never go and meet them
Iktf, being shy sucks.
>>5650815
Fugg, I think you can add me on kik then. I rarely use it, but its ihazveggies.
>>5650814
>Post it
last time I sent the person I was dating my bp they just posted it online so posting it myself might just speed up that process tbqh
>being shy sucks
It's not even just the shyness. I can handle that, I can handle the autism others have. I just can't stand the whole awkward meeting situation. Trying to figure out if you two vibe, or whether it's a slow grow, whether the person is forever quiet or just temporarily, etc. Even if you spend months talking to this person online, when you actually meet them you still have to go through this awkward meeting.
I'd rather go in for interviews than do that shit. Just end me already
>>5650841
>last time I sent the person I was dating my bp they just posted it online so posting it myself might just speed up that process tbqh
Welp, I guess no qt bp before going to sleep.
>It's not even just the shyness. I can handle that, I can handle the autism others have. I just can't stand the whole awkward meeting situation. Trying to figure out if you two vibe, or whether it's a slow grow, whether the person is forever quiet or just temporarily, etc. Even if you spend months talking to this person online, when you actually meet them you still have to go through this awkward meeting.
I get you, but I suppose it's still easier, since you don't have to figure out what is the person is into, their kind of humor, if they are really into you and that sort of thing. It's still really hard, but it's easier than doing it from scratch.
>I'd rather go in for interviews than do that shit. Just end me already
A-at least you won't hear "tell me about yourself" on a date.
>>5650872
>A-at least you won't hear "tell me about yourself" on a date.
There are so many questions that fly around during the first date that I actually can't keep up. I just want to chill with someone at night on some empty beach or just walking around past midnight and chatting. Everyone else just seems to have this idea of 'gotta go on a dinner date to get to know the person' mentality, but dinner dates are the bane of my existence - expensive and not filling most of the time, and we wind up going for desserts elsewhere anyways.
>>5650904
> I just want to chill with someone at night
Netflix and chill? :^^^^^)
And I get you. I would rather invite the person over and cook something for them, get cozy and chat a bit.
>>5650914
>tfw no one to actually netflix with when house of cards releases
f u g
>>5650923
>>>/b/
>>5650921
STOP THIS FEEL
T
O
P
>>5650923
why wouldn't you fuck some burgers though, literally already pre greased
>>5650928
the feels never end
you think the ride is over, and then the conductor gets on the speaker and says "tfw no bf" and suddenly you're sucked right back in, as you realize you will never get to giggle as you smash a pie you just finished decorating into your bfs face before he starts wiping whipped cream off his face and down your throat
>>5650936
get to it m8
you got an entire month to do so :D
>>5650941
>decorating a pie
gurl what
>>5650904
I wish I lived near the beach. Cuz going to hang out at the beach would be such an easygoing first date.
But seriously tho going to dinner for a date is a bad idea. Better to do drinks or coffee or something. Drinks is best cuz it loosens you both up for conversation. It's also low commitment, but can go longer if things are going well.
Other good first date ideas are bowling or an arcade or something but it can be hard to find other people with those interests
>>5650946
are you just going to serve a key lime pie without whipped cream or what
>>5650956
Going to dinner for a first* date, sorry
>>5650956
>bowling
GOAT first date, especially if they choose a time that isn't so busy. Going during peak times is pretty awful though.
>arcade
Fun too, but a lot of people for some reason would rather go to the movies.. like what
>>5650972
>but putting whipped cream on something doesn't count as decorating it
senpai you've gone too far with your bullshit it ends tonight
I have Jennifer Louise by Of Montreal stuck in my head.
>>5650978
fight me slut
>>5651002
should be easy enough, just gotta get you on your back tbqhhhhh
>>5651022
jokes on you Im never on my back
>straight guy is nice and gives me attention
>can't stop thinking about it
I'm seeing him again this weekend, what should I do /gg/? I did some snooping and some read flags popped up (no gf or signs of having one, talks about beyonce, when we talked he made a joke about liking the idea of me being spread eagle) but I'm probably looking too far into it because I'm attention starved and crazy right?
>>5651042
Yes.
>>5651042
be a ditzy slut, he'll be down
>>5651042
wear a jock under your clothes and bend over in front of him so the strap shows desu
>>5651042
Him saying he likes the idea of you being spread eagle isnt something a straight man would say to another man, especially if he knows the other man is gay.
>>5651093
Dude you're the worst fucking poster.
>>5651076
I have known plenty of straight guys that like to joke sexually with me about shit like that. It's all in good fun for us and is just the type of dynamic we have with each other.
Sometimes it's just a result of the straight guy loving the attention. In the end he's just a tease.
>>5651111
If the straight guys are your friends it's different. Straight men always play gay chicken with their friends. Anon refers to him as "straight guy" so he's prob just someone he sees from time to time, an acquaintance. I don't believe it's the same dynamic.
>>5651125
>Lonely New Zealand fag and Grinchposter's posts get deleted at the same time
New Zealand confirmed for worst shitposters.
>>5651140
Agreed, I wouldn't waste my time on a straight man.
>>5651139
Seems like you didn't pick your battles very wisely lol. Also, never grab the dick. Butt, chest, nips can all be fair play but dick never is.
>>5651156
Well Thats just predatorial of you. Not okay at all.
>>5651165
Well that's why gay guys have reputation of trying to get with straight dudes. You're part of the problem. Its along the lines of rape tbqh
>>5651141
Nah i got banned for some stupid reason, back now...
>>5650006
>tfw I'm a top
No. I don't know the struggle I guess. :3
>>5651188
Nah for "requesting cp" no idea in relation to what cuz i didnt ;_;
>>5651174
How often (times per week) do guys in a long term relationship have sex?
>>5651198
I was on phone but wifi, i posted in some /b/ thread, i cant even remember what it was, mods just bullying me ;_;
>>5651215
Bullykun isn't from New Zealand.
>>5651215
pls do, we can rebel against the mods while cozy in pajamas :3
>>5651207
Starts off every night. Often twice a night. Then down to a couple times a week. Then once a week maybe 2 weeks if there are circumstances. Any less than once a week means there either are problems or there will be problems.
>>5651215
>>5651225
Yeah sorry im a newfag here
Hey gaygen, I've heard you guys give really good advice so please help.
Bisexual Female here: How do I get over the sexual molestation my brother put me through for years? The memories keep coming back and I want it to stop. Started when I was 7 all the way up till I was ten. Repressed memories started to flood back as of late. Like, just a few weeks ago I remembered he made us(he also did it to my twin sister) pee in cups for some fucked up reason. I never had a problem with it because when I was younger I thought It was like at the doctors office;he was merely checking it for diseases? He would also do some sexual shit but never put it in. Every single fucking day something reminds me of it. No one know's this has happened except for my sister but we haven't talked about it since he stopped. Whenever he comes over (I'm 18 still living with my mom so he comes over from time to time) he acts as if nothing happened. Sometimes I think he doesn't even remember? I'm not even mad at this point, I don't care. I just want to stop thinking about it.
>tl;dr How do I stop thinking about what he did to me?
>>5651248
force your brother to suck a cock and post it on here desu
>>5651248
If true go seek professional help. DO NOT listen to anyone here.
>>5651248
how old was he?
Guys do you have any tips how to last longer?
>>5651273
>cant afford
There is plenty of free help available, you just have to look for it. You aren't helpless, put some effort into it. You don't need your parents for hotlines or anonymous groups (not 4chan)
>>5651273
i suppose you can only confront him about it? Putting myself in that situation i don't think i could see any other way to get closure.
Boys are all sexual degenerates in someway or another in their teens, doesn't make it ok but hes probably remorseful over the events
>>5651248
do ecstasy and think about your experiences. it will help you realize that none of it matters what so ever.
>>5651279
I'm a boy virgin but SSRi's fix that issue for me :)
>>5651294
I don't understand how that should help me from not comming too fast.
>>5651304
oh the common side effect is they reduce sexual function, hence they are sometimes prescribed for premature enjaculation
But they just make orgasms alot better for me
>>5651315
I don't see any logic in taking something that reduces sexual function, to increase ejaculation time. And apparently taking SSi reduces erections by a lot and can lead to permanent loss of erections...Is this something I should be worried?
>>5651319
it makes you last longer because it makes your dick less sensitive (thats the loss of function etc) they dont make me less horny or anything
I've had no issues with it reducing erections, i dont think thats a common thing but google will help you
>>5651331
That is why I asked you, since reading upon it and specially from articles, makes me worried. I don't feel good enough to lose my erection and sexual function :-(
>>5651336
I take them to help with my anxiety issues, i've taken them since i was 14 and ive havnt had any loss of erections (no change if i come off them etc)
Personally for me they make ogasms alot better, lets me reach my peak before cumming and it feels so much better :3
>>5651351
Well, good for you that it works like a charm. I will look upon alternatives. I am asking about this question since my last partner didn't enjoy me taking short breaks between 1-2min every 5min to recover from cumming.
>>5651357
oh and i didnt mean to apply that was the only way, rather just my experience :)
>>5651373
>3 hours ago
what supplements can i take to improve my boners (or w/e)
i cant get hard enough to cum and insert (almost) but my penis hardly ever reaches full hardness
>>5650485
Of course he made out his issues to be my fault.
Oh the delusion
Is match.com any use? I'm more interested in a relationship than a hookup so I don't want to use grindr.
>>5651851
GUYS
>>5651851
How old are you that your dick is breaking?
>>5651878
I don't use match but okcupid seems pretty good, depending on your area.
just ordered like 5 bottles of poppers and got a free porn dvd with it? lol?
>>5651893
20 too many drugs desu
>>5651851
Might be a mental issue...
If not, there are w couple of natural stuff that can help, someone gave me a recommendation based on ingredients
>>5650485
TBQH you look like a self entitled cunt.
>>5651909
even when im just masturbating by myself tho pretty sure it is physical
s u c h a s
>>5650037
You poor soul.
>>5651877
I'm kinda happy he's leaving you desu
>>5651925
Lol but I left him
>>5651907
I was like that when I used to be on stuff
Issue went away when I stopped using and got clean
I'd recommend it, m8
>>5651877
Do people really use emoticons when having serious conversations?
>>5651877
>feeling offended and making excuses
what an idiot
welp just got a text saying my 'work coach' is having a domestic emergency
guess im just going to get pissed up today en
#unemployed#onthedole#kmn
>>5651942
why dont you take responsibikity for yourself and do some studying?
or go on a nice day trip somewhere you havent been before
>>5651942
how socially retarded are you that you have a work coach?
>>5651930
Yeah you left him but I'm happy that he isn't with you anymore
Get the difference, you seem snide, he seems alright
>>5651954
I am a snide person, but if you're talking to someone and see them once a month and make up excuses or ignore any attempt to make time for them whenever they can never make time for you except when they are horny?
Always promises that he wants to get serious and into relationship territory and then just ignores you for another week or 2?
>tfw sick in bed
>don't seem to be getting any better
>no money for medication
>Just want to be well so I can slut it up
Fug.
>>5651968
>slut it up
I hope you die
>>5651965
Fair enough, you know more about the relationship then me, of course
>>5651968
Don't you listen to this little cuntflap
>>5651979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxx6SVwbfSI
>>5651968
Make sure you're drinking lots of fluids and eating. Hope you feel better soon!
>>5651968
Had the flu a few weeks back
wasn't fun
so I feel you
>>5652028
>tfw I will never nurse hitler back to health
>tfw I will never increase his sexdrive from asexual to normal
>tfw I will never turn Hitler from a top into a bottom
>tfw hitler will never be my bf
>>5651877
Oh man he sounds so sweet. It's breaking my heart ;_;
>>5651877
>wow please dont be mean to me
how y'all doing this lovely morning
university got cancelled again but i'm hoping the gym is open so i at least have something to do
>>5651877
>my ex
he tried it
>>5650119
>filename
changed my music tastes up after going on /mu/ lately. ;~; thinking this is a good 3x3 of my current favorites right now.
recs are always welcome.
>>5652105
kek just noticed that. kinda funny how niq and i are almost complete opposites when it comes to personality too. besides the gender confusion and depression of course.
>>5652091
https://youtu.be/hzRf56XbrNA?t=1m36s
>>5652112
>recs are always welcome.
a bf
>>5652116
word. if i could somehow justify making another guy's life harder like that i would do it but i don't think sucking dick and taking it up the ass would make up for all the baggage i carry along with me.
>>5652105
>>5652118
I thought you only liked girls
>>5652125
where are all these het rumors coming from?
i mean i've probably had more piv sex than most people here but i'm gayer than gay.
>tfw when i was black out drunk and wake up next to my fwb
i...i think I like him.
>>5652132
>fem4fem
>likes vaginae
>has sex with women
>why does everyone think im het?!
>>5652132
But if you're gay, then that means you like other girls.
>>5652132
I'm openly bisexual but even I still haven't even stuck it in anyone.
>>5652142
i used to laugh at this joke before it got old...
>>5652140
i don't like vagina... i just had crazy denial because i was raised in a homophobic household. having sex with vag is really boring. it's terrible. i would never do it again voluntarily, at least now that i'm out.
and i'm not fem4fem. i am fem4masc...
i just have crushes on some fems because i think they're really cute. ;~; not serious crushes though.
>>5652145
kek yeah i really regret it. now i cant be the epitome of fem... and i'll never be a gold star gay.
>>5652136
how does this uggo nigga get a fwb?
>>5652148
>joke
>>5652148
worst thing is... as much as i loathed doing it... as boring and as weird as it felt... i probably had piv sex like 200+ times at the very least with two different sexual partners... from 18-20...
>>5652148
>i am fem4masc
>>5652155
are you back to being trans or still just a gay man?
>>5652156
have you ever even posted a pic here before?
>>5652151
fatties + uglies have shitloads of sex
>>5652168
wow rude
>>5652167
I've posted a selfie and a pic of when I was hanging out with circe.
The pic with circe makes me look like jabba the hutt
>>5652171
Do you just want to be a goo girl?
>>5652171
how do you dress? feminine or masculine?
>tfw Circe and Slutboi are ruining gaygen
>>5652171
Can I touch your hair?
>>5652173
ah, I guess I missed it.
ah well it was fun catching up gaygen. i bid you farewell.
>>5652178
>dress length shirts
>skinny jeans and leggings
>cardigans
>meme shoes
i want to break social norms more with my appearance... not because of the edge factor but because i think id like the way it would look.
something like this guy.
i like a lot of his outfits...
http://houseofalexzander.com/
>>5652187
if you meet me irl i will let you touch my hair, yes.
>>5652193
You might not be worthy of existing, but I sure as fuck am.
>>5652204
That's for you to decide maybe you just Fuck a lot of fat and ugly people
>>5652212
>fuck a lot of fat ugly people
Reminds me of my first exbf.
>>5652212
haha lol yah uhm maybe wat u doin tonite tho bbe x
>>5652230
dat body tho haha lol x
>>5652243
why not tho x
>>5652192
>2016
>being an androgynous blob
s m h f a m
>>5652248
can't stop won't stop
>>5652115
this nigga has done this parody 50 times he needs to be stopped
>>5652247
I don't want to used for my hot bod and pretty face
>>5652243
I already have in a past thread.
>get super attractive thin muscular bf
>look at his porn without him knowing
>old obese ugly men all over
>get very self aware of the situation
>leave him
Nothing more to say.
>>5651933
i dont like the drugs but the drugs like me
>>5652253
I don't find it particularly funny, it's just the first thing I think of whenever someone says "tried it."
>>5652265
So were you afraid you were that guy or that he'd leave you for some uggo
>>5652252
you will stop when you an hero after realizing the war you've been waging on your body has left you a useless, empty husk.
>>5652276
He dumped me and started fucking huge fat uggos that were twice his age. He probably has AIDS now. idk I don't keep track of my exbfs. Last time I knew from word of a friend is that he moved to Kansas City, Missouri.
>>5652264
u got rly hot body tho sxc boy titties t b h u shouldnt be so shy u kno x
How do I enjoy being single?
>>5652312
masturbate a lot?
>>5652312
be single together with me
>>5652298
I didn't know how extensive the history of the word "kid" was in the English language.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/kidding
Look at all those variations, origin, and connection with the name Kyd or Thomas.
>tfw I could have became a student of etymology, but I love plants much more than language.
>tfw snowing
I like marquees
>>5652298
whats ur snapchat x
>>5652320
I already do that.
In movies and tv shows etc. people enjoy being single by dating. I swear dating when your single doesn't really work. You go on one date, if it's good you go on another, and then before you know it you're in a relationship. That doesn't sound like being single to me tbph
>>5652365
can u post sxc pics x
Well I ended up breaking my vegetarian streak when my fwb brought me bojangles for breakfast.
>>5652455
s m h f a m
>>5652464
It's not my fault a hot guy brought me a chicken biscuit after hang over sex
>>5652468
ISN'T IT THO?
why the fuck is my ~future~ boss taking so long to contact me? did she change her idea about hiring me? should I contact her? I'm scared
>>5652469
I'm sure if a hot guy offered you a chicken sandwich you'd eat it
>>5652455
I try to be veggie as often as possible but animals and animal products just taste too good.
>>5652478
Wut, I'm a vegetarian.
>>5652491
I know and you're missing out bb <3 chicken is god's gift to the earth
>>5652479
You too
Freak
>>5652506
But we actually didn't.
yall niggas need jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caY3v0VYwdI
i used to cry while listening to this song in my dark room all the time
good times
>>5652513
I'm down lol
Any other Brit anons incredibly annoyed that they live in the least attractive nation in Europe?
>>5652531
you're just jealous
>>5652531
>tfw no pure irish bf