/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>All these "tfw no bf" anons
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/211012/_10_Reasons_Why_Girls_Should_Have_Sex_With_Dogs/
Just fuck your dogs.

>>5577348
Trip on Ufufu.

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I don't really have anything to say,so here's a picture of a Mexican cat

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>tfw I'll never masturbate with anon's knife

xth for helping me learn how to masturbate properly

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>>5577331
>you will never live in a super cool sci-fi world with better tech for transition

>>5577359
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/213900/Canadian_Girl_Films_Boy_Licking_Her_Ass/

All girls like to have their asses eaten, some just dont know it yet.

9th for getting reply # wrong

>>5577374
wtf :D?

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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

>>5577366
hold on in there
I plan to stick it out until we can just 3d print new bodies and transplant our brains into them.

>>5577366
I can't help but wonder how many kids fall off that grassy patch.

>>5577381
Okay. I got one. Suck.

Who /hon/ here with me

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>>5577361
Ricky bb put the knife away ;~;
Guns are better.

>>5577366
I was born too soon.

>>5577386
definitely not you

>>5577386
I am

>>5577385
E D M O N T O N

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>>5577381
>tfw too manly to ever get the D

>>5577386
Me tbhon, I am the hon queen.

>>5577386
I know I'm not a hon but I can't help but feel like one at times ;~;

>>5577396
Too far. But it's already dripping down to my balls.

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>>5577386
me

>>5577381
iktf

>>5577390
>guns
nah I'm good

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>>5577381
i k t f senpai

who else posts as anon because they're an in the closet self medding hon who doesn't want to embarrass themselves to internet strangers?

Link doesn't seem to work, what is mtfg radio?

>>5577399
describes basically all of you
knowing means youll prob feel like that less and less so thats good
-hugs-

>>5577405
me cept i cant help but want friends
just dont post much abt myself

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>>5577381
sux 2 be u desu

>>5577386
doomed hon reporting for duty

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>>5577382
I'm down for that

>>5577405
>implying I don't embarrass myself every post

>>5577391
Y-you neither

>>5577410
Prove it

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relevant

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>>5577386
Are just really andro/fem looking boys considered hons? If so checking in! Kill me.

>>5577386
Melly reporting in with standard issue hon thigh highs.

Where are the lewd girls who want a bf?

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>>5577405
I post as anon because it's more fun. Being a tripfag was fucking lame.

>>5577407
We never use that shit anyway, it's always empty. Should delete it from the OP desu.

>>5577382
You'll probably be long gone before that becomes a thing.

>>5577416
I've never had a tranny pizza party so it's all good.

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>>5577418
forgot picture lol

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>tfw not skilled enough to do self surgery on face
:<

>>5577426
What the Fuck are you wearing?

Also your makeup is too bright and makes you look really tired. Work with your skin tone

>Mom who kinda knows I'm trans says dumb ignorant things on purpose to agitate me
>"All mtf trans are gay because if they like men they're just men attracted to other men, but if they like women that makes them a lesbian, so they're all gay :^)"
>Argue this with her because I got nothing better to do
>Dad(not out to at all) comes into the kitchen
>Mom: "Honey aren't all trans people gay"
>Dad: "Personally I think they're such freaks that it's unfair to others to label them as either straight or gay"

Haha good one dad

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stop insulting yourselves its not good for anyone
>>5577409
oh cmon

>>5577414
thanks
you make me feel cool because youre a cutie who likes me, so lets hang out!

>>5577417
no lmao

>>5577416
"hugboxing"/bullying->feels->pizza party->fat->repeat

>>5577421
boy do u look normal going into a tranny thread
oh ye
right here

>>5577423
truth
delete more links 2016
(got rid of dead ones for ya anon)

>>5577436
I know right? I'm plenty normal.

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>>5577432
Attempt it anyway!

>>5577435
>mom knows I get embarrassed easily
>arguing with her in public she will literally yell "you're not a girl, anon!"

>:C

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>>5577433
I am not wearing any make up and I am wearing a blouse.

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>>5577442
What tools do I need for jaw and chin?

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>>5577348

>>5577417
If they are then welp
I lost the game then

>>5577435
Ur dads real af desu

>>5577436
Well u are cool and cute
Idk if Ud wanna hang with me tho...

>>5577442
Cute

>>5577435
Why do people hate us so?

> new pair of thigh highs got here today
Aww yeee

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>>5577397
>implying that's possible
m8 I'm p manfaced and I have no problem going to a bar and finding a cute guy to hook up with, they can be p desperate

>>5577401
ayy knife master race

>>5577390
>current year
>not enjoying knives

>>5577435
>tfw friend called me transgay cause I'm trans and I like guys

>>5577463
cutee :3

>>5577436
im only joking around, if i make anyone upset i apologise ;_;

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>>5577386
Red leader standing by.

>>5577446
You literally have dark shades around your eyes

>>5577467
Do it! :D

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>>5577467
But I don't want to hook up with gay men.

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>>5577441
oh yeah me too for sure

>>5577444
i remember having a big argument after i came out and all the windows/doors were open so people going to the park and neighbors could hear us yelling lol
sucks honestly cant imagine that happening in public
just shite of her im sorry

>>5577446
yeeeeh
are they striped.. are u hyped..
are they from the store itself? 0:

>>5577456
umm i kind of always want to hang out with you if you didn't know

>>5577455
pleb you will always be gr8 i feel it in like 4 different places in my torso

>>5577464
ye

>>5577470
i like your other memes more thats all ;p
dw about it sorry if i came off as ANGRY

>>5577474
thats called not wearing makeup
see: anyone

>>5577473
gardevoir is good shit desu

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>>5577454
A hammer and a knife is all you'll need. You'll pass out in less than a min.

>>5577456
I know right? I wish I had a cute damaged bf. I'd love him to the end of the world and replace his stiches and kiss his scars and cuddle him all the time.

>>5577467
let's get this party started

>>5577479
nah my therapist would kill me. besides it's not cause I'm gonna kill myself it's cause it's hot

>>5577481
but they're not gay, otherwise they wouldn't use female pronouns and make a joke about being on my peroid

>>5577486
3jealous that's a good knife

I don't know why you guys post knife to neck pics that someone is gonna dump on your social media when you get married making you look like an idiot.

The girl with the striped shirt is hot though whoever she is.

>>5577486
>kiss his scars and cuddle him all the time.
k-kassy please thats my fetish

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>>5577492
Yeah but they would have to be gay to hook up with a man faced hon like me.

>>5577485
>thats called not wearing makeup
Not that prominent. She has it pretty severe. See a dogctor

>>5577495
shut the fuck up and leave. no one cares about your opinions

>knife to throat pics
y'all trannies are crazy

>>5577464
I got a pair of extra long thigh highs, over the knee, and a pair of ankle socks. Shit is pretty cash. I have not worn them yet, but my tranniness won out. I will have the slimmest absolute territory here god damn it.

>>5577474
I have them naturally, but they are even worse today due to only sleeping about three hours, waking up at 4am, walking to the max, going through tsa(I passed 100% in the body scanner), getting on the plane, running from one side of sfo to the other, getting picked up from LAX, then going to 711 after coming home and finally fapping.


>>5577485
yeah, I went to the store which was in an old house. I was looking for rainbow thigh highs, but I couldn't find them. We went to OMSI after that. I am pretty sure I will be going back to Portland or Seattle in the next six months though. I kind of stopped posting on /mtfg/ while I was in Seattle because I had people to talk to.

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>>5577485
Oddly enough I happen to like Gardevoir.
I've been seeing fanfic authors take a usually monster girl sex trope and turn it into some damn good stories. There's like 3 stories on FF.net which are really good in that regard.
One, I think was written by some behavior specialist or something. Guy knows his shit.

Post eyes.

>>5577509
>from LAX

I thought you lived in Portland or Seattle or some shit

lets post our guymodes

I'm so damaged I feel like deleting my sisters numbers. I hung out with them all Saturday and they made me feel really good but now I feel so horrible I want to sever all communication just because I can but I am thinking all they will think is meh and forget about me. I delete people from contacts so they feel bad yet it ends up with only me loosing out.

>>5577386
can't be a hon if I'm a man

>>5577426
disgustingly manly

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I'm bored
ask me anything ya cheesebags
>>5577500
>why arent you in the other thread
idk
>do you have a smellier armpit or are u boring and even on both sides..
no idea what that's supposed to mean, sry

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>>5577495
w-what about me anon

also implying I'm gonna get married or have facebook

>>5577517
>I delete people from contacts so they feel bad yet it ends up with only me loosing out.
iktf
the answer is not to delete them

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>>5577499
trip on maggy

>>5577492
lol it's just a kitchen knife
I want to order a nice knife online but I'm afraid I will indulge too often

besides my gf will kill me

>>5577495
>having social media like a normie
>implying we'll ever get married

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

>>5577495
>not knowing who Ricky is
>implying we have a Facebook
>implying fb normies go on /Mtfg/ and know how to use the archive
>implying we all won't be dead by then

>>5577506
Thanks I know

>>5577486
Are you still forcing yourself to find a bf instead of a gf for your mom ;~;

I wanna have some1 rub mederma on my scars t-b-h

>>5577524
What's a healthy and nutritious breakfast?

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>>5577504
You can enough to quote like every 1 in 5 of my posts.
>here's a low quality german knife for your troubles

>>5577525
>sword blade
fuck
date me please

>>5577524
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

POST EYES RIGHT NOW

>>5577534
peanutbutter and bananas
>>5577540
cause there is no reason ?
>>5577525
nice blade
short sword or dagger ?

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>>5577503
u2

>>5577509
ooh whoa
do they keep all their stock there?

how was OMSI? what was your fav thing you saw?

have fun if you go back?

>>5577511
umm..link me..
to all of them
@_@ m-might really be into this

>>5577516
here

>>5577524
does one of your armpits smell more than the other
its a meme question

just pointing you over here senpai enjoi

>>5577533
but im a normie and i wanna get married...
I USE FACEBOOK... I USE THE ARCHIVE...
BABE... -drags u by the ear into our room to talk-

:')
do you want mederma? i can order some with the card money right now
i can also give you a back massage afterwards

>>5577541
O_O

>>5577525
Your mouth is sufficiently swordable. Also, that's neat. I wouldn't mind seeing what else you have where it doesn't concern you hurting yourself or being an edgelord. :3

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>>5577525
I want to push that through your skull. We can grab the handle together too if you want.

>>5577533
I'm not forcing myself to do anything. I'm just shitposting.

I love my gf to bits.

>>5577536
Do you wear diapers, caterpoller? I know cucking is the thinking man's fetish but diaps are the thinking tran's fetish.

>>5577528
It used to make sense, like I felt that if I deleted someone out of the blue they would go into a fit and be all depressed and then that would make me happy because seeing or knowing other people are hurting makes me feel so much better about my own horrible existence.

>>5577545
are you even trans?
or just a beaver

>>5577545
>have fun if you go back?
wrong punctuation !
>>5577509
^ ^ ^^ ^ ^ ^

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>>5577539
k

>>5577541
here u go

>>5577544
short sword

>>5577548
p-pls do that'd be hot

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>>5577555
that pic is me ALL THE TIME OKAY
its NOT JUST SMTH ANON POSTED RANDOMLY

but ye im 15 months mones and look like this

>>5577559
nice
functional or just decoration ?
>>5577545
ahh
not to my knowledge and thanks completely missed the new bread

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>>5577541

>>5577549
No. The weirdest thing I do with urine is boredly make whirlpools in the toilet like a five year old.

>>5577566
that sucks, you dont look feminine at all

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>>5577541
Just kill me tbhon

>>5577576
i know i think i need help

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>>5577545
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8003882/1/Gift-of-the-Protector-Fractured-Unity
Gift of the protector. Start with this one. The authors page has all the stories and in the order you should read them.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10759608/1/On-the-behavioral-characteristics-of-the-Ralts-evolutionary-line
I think this is a geologist or an animal behavior specialist. I consider his works to be the definitive work on Gardevoir and culture.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9931728/1/Boundless-Love-The-Tale-Of-Athena
This guy gets mentioned just for the level of effort he puts into it. All three play with themes of change and each approaches it in an interesting way.

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>>5577559
>>5577574
>desu

>>5577515
No, I am from LA, but I went to see my cousin in Seattle around early November and I literally have been back in LA after being in Portland for a week for about six hours. I went out in the rain and was like this stuff is pretty warn and the I am not used to the sun staying up as long lol. That said, I will most likely move out of LA within six months. Most likely places are Phoenix(which is winning out having a job 100% lined up), Portland, or Seattle. I eventually want to move back to California, but I want to live in the Bay area.

>>5577523
Kek, I post on /pol/ all the time and get called way worse. Your shit posts do nothing on me.

>tfw TSA didn't notice my friend Molly, Lucy, or the turtle between my legs.

>>5577545
>do they keep all their stock there?

idk I didn't know they had an online store until now. My friend just took me there.

>how was OMSI? what was your fav thing you saw?

OMSI was cool. It wasn't as cool as the California Science center or the museum of flight in Seattle, but it was cool nonetheless. I liked the puzzles and view of the Willamette(Will-am-it God Damn it) river.


We also went to ground control and played games. The only thing that is majorly bad with Portland is the sjws that lurk everywhere. You can spot them from a mile away. Stupid old lady glasses, short dyed hair in a bold shade, and the look of them acting like they are better than everyone else.

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>>5577559
>tfw you'll never pierce anon's brain and end their suffering

feels bad mane

>>5577574
>>5577559
>>5577580
>all these thousand yard stares

You're all so damaged.

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>>5577559
i don't have a european sword but i do have a this

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>>5577541
I need more sleep ;-;

>>5577591
oh please kassy you don't even know how many pics of me i have where i look like i just watched my family get murdered
yeah i'm pretty broken

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>>5577541
Ugly desu

>>5577545
Aahh stop being so nice to me pls

>>5577548
O-oh okay that's good
Sorry

>>5577576
She's modelesque desu

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>>5577541
Master race reporting

>>5577536
I just think you should be periodically reminded that you're a garbage person who needs to get out of this thread, and admittedly your literal
>Chaser Opinions: The Post
struck a nerve.

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>>5577591
>You're all so damaged.
>not being damaged

>>5577602
pluck your eyebrows dude, for gods sake

>>5577589
>Phoenix

AZ is a horrible state for trans but I suppose Phoenix isn't too bad add far as bigotry goes.

>Portland
>Seattle

Never been. Can't say. :/

>Bay Area

And I want a toilet made out of solid gold but it's just not in the cards now is it?

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>>5577587
th-thx so much

>>5577588
whoa why is there an eye on your butt?

>>5577589
ooh whoa, i think theyre mostly online!
or maybe im whack

i went to a museum in sf it was cool
i really liked the aquarium and most of it desu
they had an albino alligator?

puzzles sound fun..i love the activities at museums

sjw thing sounds weird

>>5577600
NEVER
LITERALLY WHAT I WANT TO DO ALWAYS

also text me what kind i should get
(your eyes are def the most fem and childlike except for poller, dead honest, wish i could say u won decisively)

>>5577609
ye this is important

>>5577588
Oh look the chaser is a fat ugly old man, didn't see that one coming.

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>>5577572
functional af I can't read and can barely see without them. also thick as fuck

>>5577588
chaser scum

>>5577591
yup damaged goods af, borderline, eating disorder, history of being abused, depression, anxiety, etc

>>5577593
weeb/10 but I'd still hit it

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I see no soul in my eyes

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>>5577600
Don't apologise pookie bb
it's all fun and games

>>5577599
it's ok maggy-chan, we're all broken here
except the fithy passers REEEEE

>>5577606
What are you implying friend?
I'd win this pity party any day.

>>5577617
I know most of those feels
Hang in there friend

>>5577617
lawl
>>5577619
hey remember when you told someone with cancer and no job that you have it worse ?
what a blast that was eh ?
I wonder why you don't have a soul

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>>5577619
The curious eyes of an autist.

>>5577605
You know what strikes a nerve? You being a despicable bitch to people who disagree with you. Well, actually, not really. I'd forgive you in a heartbeat because your opinion literally means that little to me that I'm not even mad at you and don't feel compelled to make fun of you.

Keep being a huge bitch though. That's a quintessential female quality. The more practice you get with it the better.

>>5577619
gingers have no soul, especially you you tranny freak

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>>5577617
>Aria
Yay! I have no logical reason to be happy that my name showed up on a photo but who cares!

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>>5577541
This is my killer stare

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>>5577619
how r u still alive

>>5577621
>I know most of those feels
s-sorry that sucks

posting doge pic to cheer people up

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>>5577541
Tired eyes

>>5577616
It's alright. I'm comfortable with being morbidly obese. :3

>>5577644
What the fuck is that haircut. Explain yourself

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>>5577644

>>5577614
What kind what you should get o-o

>>5577621
If u say so bb ;~;

>>5577652
It's cute!

>>5577609
Yeah I know, I'm only 2 months on HRT and slowly getting around to it. Still debating wether to do it myself and look like an idiot or go to those places where people do it for you <:

>tfw no labia to part

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Today i accidentally discovered that a telephone shower between my legs is very pleasurable

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>>5577644
maggy pls
I don't

>>5577639
nice doge

>>5577661
>telephone shower
what is this and how do we add knives

>>5577597
why are your eyes so close together? do you have FAS or something?
nice job plucking your eyebrows into extinction

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>>5577663
stop lying >:C

>>5577619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-yoMEZXnbQ

>>5577667
I don't know how it's called in English but it's those shower head you can move around, you know what I'm saying?

>>5577655
mederma
im looking them up right now

>>5577667
lmao
this but with cheetos

>>5577597
foundation and a bit of concealer is also good to fake it

>>5577667
It's just another way to say shower head
>>5577649
You said you were attractive and smart earlier

>>5577588
Why are you lurking in mtfg if you're not mtf?

>>5577649
i'm not ;'(

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>>5577677
>>5577667
This

>>5577683
Neither of those things are remotely true. I am a retarded sedentary mess bordering on vegetable human/rudimentary AI.

>>5577683
We already knew he wasn't that smart

>>5577614
The sjws though. If I ever move to Portland I need a gun in case I need to bug out. I hate phoenix, but I need coding experience and I have a job lined up out there.

I fucking hate sjws though. Truly the evil in the world that needs to be hanged. I remember seeing a ton of them on the bus, eating at the tin hut(muh liberal vegan gluten free environmentally 'green' circle jerk safe space)

We need a rope day to take out feminism and sjws once and for all. Maybe we can go all nero on the Christians too. Just bring out the fucking lions and cleans this country of the fucktards.

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>>5577541
boy eyes tbhq

>>5577677
>>5577683
bollocks

>>5577678
fatty fat fat

>>5577687
fug only rich people have those tho

hey mtfg how do you know if you're pretty or not

>>5577698
>fug only rich people have those tho
You can find cheap ones

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>>5577541
>Try taking a bunch of pictures with eyes
>Each ends up making me look retarded

>>5577696
tfw have perpetually stoned boy eyes

Does anyone else completely ignore these autistic page long posts from pookie, frog and melly?

>>5577680
Yeah, generally opt not to though. My glasses hide my dark circles normally ;-;

>>5577669
(You)

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>>5577667
top kek

You might like this thing called a nailgun.

>>5577701
same

>>5577658
Just do it urself desu good to learn

>>5577678
Oohh you don't have to pls I'll prolly end up making more anyways and waste ur money l-lol

>>5577705
Yeah ppl should just filter me desu

>>5577621
>tfw bf won't tie me up and cut me

He already hates the scars I have now, he'd probably leave if I asked him to do it. Damn these fucking pictures!

>>5577700
checkum

yeah but then you have figure out how to attach it and I cannot afford to mess that up cause then I won't have a shower

>>5577707
eh violet wands are better :3

>>5577705
when i see posts by those trips
i always hear the voice of peggy hill in my head
jesus fuck

>>5577691
I believe you.
>>5577713
>Filtering pookie
But then how would i know why anon is yelling

>>5577706
Yeah, I'm a lot heavier on the eyes when I'm wearing contacts.

>>5577597
you need more ffs or mones or something. i see a scared boy

>>5577714
>hates the scars i have now
i'm curious now
i have a feeling i have worse scarring than you though

>>5577713
Looks like i'm buying some tweezers!

>>5577685
Because some of us want a lewd, clingy trap gf.

>>5577677
Its called a shower wand you fucking dunce.

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HELP what should i make for breakfast??

>>5577720
>i can't follow simple instructions
The one i have only attach to the pipe that is already there. It's practically jam it in, turn it on

>>5577696
>>5577619
>>5577602
>>5577600
whats with all the boy eyebrows?
learn to pluck hons

>>5577597
but not like this, this looks absolutely shitty as possible

Okay nerds, I need hjälp. I want to fresh install Windows I can still upgrade to W10 for free or I can reinstall W7 which I'm using now, what do?

The main reason I want to fresh install is because I installed this software "nTune" without realising it's ancient and impossible to remove (trying to uninstall tells me that it can't verify the uninstaller .msi and I can't find anyone else with that issue). This old thing is dodgy so it's even broken my computer from doing a diskchk.

I just wanted to have my gpu fan modulate itself since it kept overheating. :(

>>5577739
bacon with a side of bacon

>>5577739
Pizza

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>>5577695
just keep yourself safe, melly
yeah theres cray people out there @_@
portland is super liberal and green its whack

>>5577698
ye im fat

>>5577705
usually lol
sometimes they're just so retarded i can't help but look in horror

>>5577713
i will if i have $! i want to help
that and an AHA thinger helps a lot i'm reading

>>5577735
why not become that

>>5577739
TOAST!

>>5577735
> lewd, clingy trap gf.
hello
are you a cute/hot boy

>>5577744
>boy eyebrows
Hey fucker, I plucked mine just fine enough.

>>5577736
Ur mum a dunce

>>5577754
not my fault you look like a boy

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>>5577744
will do anon thanks for the top tier advice

I'm at a mcdonalds sipping sweet tea and waiting for my friends to pick me up after work, and some lil girl just like, came up to me and stared at me for a good ten seconds. Then left. Idk.
>>5577746
Windows 7. It hasnt been enough time since the win10 release and 7 is perfect.
>>5577754
Hard to tell since you live in a cave apparently

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>>5577758

>>5577735
I'm a social scuba diver. The rest of /pol/ feared the void and the degeneracy beyond the event horizon. I alone had the strength of will and temerity to brave the madness.

Now I desperately try to reconcile my /pol/ values with this new realm of chaos and self-destructive impulse. Will I ever make it home? I can't say for sure. Is it even safe? Might I bring some virulent strain of progressive politics into the heartland of the far right?

All I can do is follow in the footsteps of Captain Kirk and bang some alien hotties for the good of the world.

>>5577754
They're andro, most girls look like they've had theirs done.

It's ok to look natural to be able to fall back to boy mode tho

>>5577762
;33333333

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>>5577714
Glad you like them bb.

>>5577720
wow legitimately never knew what that was
i feel enlightened

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>>5577748
I ate all my bacon last night ;~;

i have ham tho :3

>>5577749
i dont have pizza rn and i dont think there are any pizza places open rn jormy. why isn't breakfast pizza a thing...

>>5577751
mb i'll have toast !! THANKS FROGGGGG

>>5577729
>i'm curious now
Just regular self harm cuts on my arm and thighs.

>i have a feeling i have worse scarring than you though
Mine aren't crazy bad or anything, but my arm is covered in them, they're kinda thick too cos I like it to hurt so I go kinda deep. The last few times I did it a month ago I went too far and everyone flipped out so I'm trying not to go back to it.

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>>5577714
>tfw no bf to tie me up and fuck me or cuddle or rest my head on his chest and feel his voice when he talks

>>5577742
oh cool might get that then

h-hey empty effigy do I have an okay caboose?

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>>5577739
kit this is my favorite picture of u

>>5577751
I don't mind liberalism or being concerned about the environment, but just libtardism.

>I am concerned about global warming so I am going to buy food from half away across the world
>I am a liberal, but I am going to enact safe spaces to restrict free speech
>i hate the police, but they are the only ones who can have guns
>lets just spend like crazy
>'social justice' and not equality
>treating minorities like kids saying it is okay if minorities do wrong
>acting like they are better than everyone else


There is shit on the right I hate too though.


Fuck it I am ranging. I am going to go listen to my new hero sussman.

>>5577768
i cant stop pls send help.

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>>5577723
>Peggy hill
Who?

>>5577724
;~; o wells

>>5577731
Good luck! Not going to look perfect the first time but you'll improve

>>5577739
Uhmm coffee

>>5577744
I think mine are usually ok desu
But yeah rn it's just like why pluck when I never ever leave the house

>>5577490
>I'm bored
>ask me anything ya cheesebags
I did :3
>>5577066

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>>5577757
nothing looks good on me so whatever

>>5577779
why do you keep obscuring or hiding your chin and jaw?

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>>5577775
I want to annihilate your bum.

>>5577777
nice get

>>5577778
iktf ;_;

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>>5577727
>you need more ffs
:^)

>>5577784
th-thanks

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>>5577777
THANK YOU!

You have no idea how much the Den mother here agrees with you!

>Pic is how I feel in this thread sometimes.

>>5577775
i want to tie you up and fuck you

Pookie you look like a Hobbit, but I mean that in the best way possible.

Swordbutts is cool.

>>5577331

Any of you faggots wanna volunteer to sit on my lap. stroke my neckbeard, and call me big papa?

>>5577775
>tfw no bf to tie me up and fuck me or cuddle or rest my head on his chest and feel his voice when he talks
Is the best feel. Or when he sleepily rolls over and wraps his arms around me and oulls me to him...

Nice butt btw

>>5577794
qt tbqh. im jelly that you can look so good with like no makeup on

>>5577773
ah, arms and thighs? pretty deep too? sound a lot like mine
i have mine all over my body too though

>>5577794
because you look like a man

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chillen
>>5577771
i think if you had a good mild salsa, some cheese, and toast you could make breakfast pizza a thing

enjoy!! use lots of butter!

>>5577777
YEAH that's wayyy overboard
i think some people need to take a look at things that arent inside their own asshole

>>5577779
i can buy some if you want to come to cvs or walgreens with me, might have to just cook for you for our date tho!

if you really really think its too much for me you can pitch in like $5 :0

but i can def afford it bebby

>>5577798
you look like an ogre and i mean that in the most honest way possible

>>5577799
LMAO papa john is that u

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>>5577541
Why do my eyes look retarded after taking the pic?

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>>5577782
Why do u think lol

Bcus those are super duper masc

>>5577798
O-oh ;~;
I look like smogel or w/e the ugly midgets name is

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>>5577776
maddieeeeeee :3

hi ^^

>>5577777
nce 7s !

>>5577779
pooks !!! i looooooove coffee @ @

>>5577794

sahhh prettyyy @ @;

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>>5577794
>tfw never be cute as elanna

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>tfw manly eyelashes

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>>5577775
Are we being lewd now?

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>tfw curly hair that never grows down and only outwards
>all these pictures of people with naturally straight hair

>>5577797
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>>5577798
>swordbutts
pls no

>>5577801
thanks :3, fugg tfw no cuddling tall strong sexy bf with a bit of stubble that's not quite a beard and a low voice and sharp teeth

>tfw no qt insecure clingy gf to throw herself at you and constantly ask you if her butt is cute
>>5577818
yes babe

>>5577818
nice implants

>>5577817
Wowie that's a Fem eye

>>5577815
Ooo it's always soooo bitter to me ;~;

>>5577820
>iktf...

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>>5577824
aww, you're jealous

>>5577824
Nice meme, I wouldn't get fun bags installed and live as a guy.

>>5577794
yea, definitely some more. when you go in for the trachea shave, ask them to just cut all the way through.

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>>5577386
Master hon reporting in

>>5577812
Sweet. Chicks love big ugly guys. I don't what it is, but big ugly guys oftentimes have pretty cute gfs.
>>5577814
Ohhh no. You're silly. <3
>>5577818
I have the same towel.

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>>5577779
Fuck you kid
Do you do anything special with your hair
>>5577818
No.

>>5577829
I didn't say implants were a bad thing, I need them.

>>5577829
Aww look at the newest member of the ibtc

>>5577828
When will the madness end Pookie?

When will we enter the echelons of the elite and get the straight hair gene?

WHEN WILL IT BE OUR TIME

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>>5577836

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>>5577828
>fem eye
no

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would someone kindly fuck me to death with this

>>5577777
>tfw you'd be higher on a day of the rope deathlist than the typical annoying tumblerite

>>5577834
i'd never post my face if i was as masculine as you
it hurts me to see that post

>>5577820
Learn to straighten it yo, it's what I do. It's a bitch to learn how to work with your hair but once you get a good routine down its god tier.

>>5577807
Yeah idk why but I've never been compelled to do it anywhere else. Just on my left arm and my thighs (as well as burning the fuck out if my hand once too). Really wish someone would do it for me but I kinda think it's way too fucked up to bring up to him.

>>5577821
>tall strong sexy bf
When did I say he was tall and strong? He is though and it's amazing.

>tfw bf teases me by holding his head up so I can't kiss him even when tippytoeing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bou4Re1f3UQ koreans doing drake dance whoa
>>5577828
hi lets go to walgreens ok?

>>5577833
thats something i wonder as a transbian
ur a transbian arentcha

>>5577838
im waiting on her to take my hair and just let me be her bald goblin buddyfriend

>>5577841
omg this gif

>>5577834
This is the face of the person who thinks they can misgender people here, I'm laughing.

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>>5577842
If you can fuck me to death like this.

>>5577776
What does Kit look like?

>>5577841
yes you orc lesbo

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>>5577818
ofc

>>5577853
you didn't but that's what I want.

also shit that's adorable, I wish I had a guy like that

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Oh, are we posting eyes
Rate and subscribe :)

>>5577841
Honestly your eyelashes are better than mine. Mine are really sparse because I compulsively pulled them out when I was younger. Kill me now please.

>>5577830
>not fat
>started hrt late
all signs point to implants

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>>5577871
I have like no eyelashes on my lower lid.

Manly af ;_;

tfw hon and its my own fault

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>>5577860
kassy, pls
>carve me up like a turkey

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>>5577874
*Looks at her B cups*
Yeaaah... implants.

Right.

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>>5577834
Nahh that was just a nice hair day and before I dyed it 4 times, a lot more frizzy now so I gotta straighten it like pic : (

>>5577838
When they invent a gene modifier ;~;
It's ok we can avoid brushing our dey hair together

>>5577841
Yeh

>>5577854
Fineeee

>>5577861
A qt

>>5577833
Plss

>>5577868
HNNNNNNG
>swords, abs, qt
tfw you will never date a /fit/ swordgirl


okay, i'm actually really depressed now time to cut myself

>>5577880
>he didn't already know

>>5577874
Right, I know all you have is an associate's in civil engineering, but please try to apply yourself.

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>>5577880
>that gif
oh my god

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>>5577416

>>5577874
Intersex desu

>>5577885
>cropping the pic where you were showing your tits off
lmao

>>5577885
god your tiny face is adorable

>>5577889
pls dun i'll be ur gf

ur a boy right cause girls are gross

>>5577897
its a napkin fyi

>>5577880
that look
>I know she's trans but does she know I have been stealing her hrt

>>5577855
Who did i misgender
>>5577850
Ever try to push as much blood through your heart as you can? If you focus really hard and try you can actually make it feel like your heart is exploding and spikes are forcing their way down your arteries

>>5577802
Thanks maddie, I'm wearing makeup in that photo though ;~;

>>5577808
Am I a cute boy? :)

>>5577815
Thanks Kit ^^

>>5577831
I hope they do :')

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>>5577885
I want to pinch your cheeks.

>>5577896
>Intersex desu
then go to intersex gen pls, this thread is for unfortunate xy's

>>5577900
yeah im cuteboy wbu?

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>>5577912
Kill yourself.

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>>5577912
Kayla pls...oh wait

>>5577752
I would like to say so. Are you a lewd, clingy girl that i can call mine?

>>5577915
an ugly fat tranny with knives and no self esteem

>>5577885
god, i want to fucking cave your face in with a clawhammer out of envy. dont ever let me come across you irl i will seriously kill you dude

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>>5577897
Thanks I'm glad I could make you laugh : ]

>>5577901
Wanna doodle on napkins at Denny's

>>5577899
>>5577910
T-thank u two

>>5577880
...No shit?

>>5577912
Kill yourself my man.

>>5577925
i-i would like to say so :3 lewd and clingy for sure

>>5577912
>tfw xxy
You realize there's other intersex conditions than kleinfelter's?

>>5577880
his fucking eyes
oh my god

>>5577930
>envy
Why tho .-.

I'm sorry it makes you upset ;~;

>>5577947
What does xxy do o-o

>>5577940
Good. I want you then.

>>5577869
>you will never stare deep into angies eyes while you make out with her
just snuff me out.

>>5577922
>>5577939
really? Kill myself because I wasn't fortunate enough to be born intersex? As if anyone in here had control of their fucking body at birth.

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>>5577331
My life was waste from the start

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Soon...

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are ppl still postin eyes

>>5577952
>why tho
because youre fucking cute and look like i wish i did but never will?
>>5577957
awwww fuck dude, i love delsym

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>>5577935
im really good at drawing dinosaurs i must warn u

but yes lets go to dennys at 2 am and order food thats bad for us @_@
and maybe poke each others feet under the table o yknow

>>5577952
Makes you kinda retarded v.v

>>5577954
<3

>>5577961
good of you to not take kayla's bait