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>>5578505
>title
You had one fucking job!

Xth for Kayla is lazy and can't get a job

this is a weird frog edition
also no mtfg in title you fuckup

1st for me(me)

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nice thread
kool beens

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>That face.
It's like I'm looking into forever...

>>5578514
how about you go be a cunt somewhere else

>>5578513
1st for i dont have a job rofl
>>5578515
1st for oops

That face is great

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>>5577331
>>5577331

>>5578517
Ur a kool bean desu

>>5578503
I'm not Cis, I started hormones shortly before I turned 17 and that's 3 years later with still no boob.

>>5578514
you're cute. stay cute. what are you getting stood up for?

>>5578521
Trip on Kayla.

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>>5578525
bookie

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>tfw massive jaw and chin

>>5578531
Not sure. She's been shit at communication and I can tell I like her a lot more than she likes me. I'll wait a half.hour and go home just invade something happened causing her to be late.

>>5577893
Can we just skip to the pizza party today
>>5578158
Go for it

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>>5578263
>>5578188
Goodluck Kit

>>5578489
are you working in full girlmode too?
when did you start presenting as full fem?

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>tfw noone to nibble on your ear

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>>5578552
worst feel tbhon.

>>5578552
im sure being a whiney bitch will fix all your problems bro

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>>5578552
>tfw no one to kiss and love and cuddle with
;~;

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whoops

If you get chronic hemmorhoids can you still have anal sex with a boy as long as it's not during a flare up. I'm afraid of bleeding out on his dick.

>>5578560
> Tfw so much love to give but nobody wants it from me

>>5578569
ask your doctor if anal sex is right for you

>>5578559
>>5578559
kek

>>5578534
H-hi

>>5578552
This is my favorite t b h
That or biting xd

>>5578543
Iktf

>>5578545
pfft you wouldn't say that if anon was actually there, little miss sensitive feet. im jealous regardles.

Just stopping by before I head out to train on the graveyard shift.

Kind of really tempted to order some skittles.

>>5578580
awk

i could ask him tho

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>>5578585
>Iktf
n o

>>5578505
frog is the canadian army vet?

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>>5578566
>Stealing the descendant of royalties picture.

Basically yes.

Everyones upset about spending the night alone and here I am like.
>"Good, I won't get kicked in the face tonight when I sleep"

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>>5578559
Its worked so far

> Now 7:20
I'll wait ten more minutes and then im going home and never talking to her again.

>>5578591
U shud desu

>>5578589
Gl!!

And you should desu

>>5578594
Y e a h

>>5578595
Uhh not the trip nope

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>tfw all the people you're talking to on steam are orgasming

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>>5578606
Prove it.
My jaw/chin is ffs required tier.

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>>5578602
That's probably a good idea.
I hate getting stood up myself.

>tfw watching horror movies with my bf
What should we watch next girls? We just watched Paranormal Activity :o

>>5578609
You'd have to post a pic to prove your statements first.

>>5578612
I'll try calling her before I leave to see what's up and also maybe say "fuck you".

>>5578606

Nothing GL about it. I'm a huge night person, so this is a dream come true for me.

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>>5578608
omggg

My life is garbage and so am I

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>>5578619
>Ring ring.
"Hey where are you?"
>"Excuse excuse excuse"
"Oh really? That sucks. So... you wanna reschedule?"
>"Yeah sure!"
"Great how does when you stop being a massive cowardly bitch sound?"

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>>5578621
kit
congratulations on the boobie pilles

>>5578626
my apologies.

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/mtfg/ please rate my eyebrows, got them done on sunday. excuse my hair, haven't done it today since i barely went outside lmao

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>>5578621
No kitty kat, you are too pure for this world.

I didn't wish you for a happy and speedy transition earlier tho so yeah c: Sknittles in just 2 days!!

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>>5578629

>>5578633
Your eyebrows look like mine and I'm a cis lesbian. Good job. You definitely pass.

>>5578615
Try The Trip if you wanna continue with found footage films.

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>>5578608
sorry ~-~ should i switch to skype then :3
>tfw soak your blankets and clothes on accident

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>>5578628
thanks sheen !!!!!!


>>5578634
thanks so much ricky !!

>>5578588
I might. Idk.
I just got home and I'm petting my dog with my feet rn and it feels good to stretch your toes after a day of work.

It's been seven years since I started questioning my gender. I just realized that.

Does this mean I'm weak for not doing anything? Does it mean this is real and not just an obsession? I don't know.

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>>5578656
Are you weak? No.
Is it just an obsession? No.

Do what you must in life. Transition, don't. It's your call really.

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>>5578653
congrats

>tfw anxiously waiting for spiro to come in the mail

hopefully it will be in before next week

>>5578655
d'aww. tripfu a cutest.

I hate dogs.

>>5578656
i knew i was trans when i was 13 and didn't start hormones until i was almost 20.
i repressed and tried to forget about it and distracted myself with a girlfriend and shit. and i was scared.
start now and stop sitting on your ass anyway.
>>5578676
edgy.

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You are all missing the point, here. Fox McCloud is by far the most attractive individual ever conceived by the Japs who weren't annhiliated in Tokyo bombings or atomic explosions. He's the reason I'm married to a dude. I'm not kidding--my inspiration for becoming a furry thus gay thus married and getting my dick wet every night. He's on his way right now from the Lylat system to rescue me, my husband won't like that much because he's most definitely *not* coming with us.

There needs to be a /fox/ category in of itself. Now please, stop straying from the actual topic. Which is of course Fox McCloud.

>>5578680
woof

>>5578676
there's a special place in hell for you pham

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>>5578680
quality post frienderino

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>>5578680

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>>5578680
I don't care I just want Noun to love me again

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>>5578680
I like fox with a side of potatoes and a can of beer.

Now fuck off to my dinner plate I'm hungry again.

>>5578662

But I don't know what to do. Some days it's okay some days it is not okay.

>>5578676
Me too, cats are best.

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>>5578689
sorry to keep you waiting.

>>5578702
like clockwork, never change desu

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I hate how I always end up with so many tabs.

>>5578705
i didn't have it on my phone so I had to go to last thread. meme game was not on point. :'(

>>5578708
>can still see website icons and titles on your tab list
dude i have literally 930 tabs in chrome open (not all loaded but still)
oh and 1239 in firefux

>>5578678

I am 27 years old.

>>5578696
Please. Don't threaten Fox. He's done nothing to you, besides, James McCloud, if he wasn't fucking dead, could problably beat up *your* dad.

And if you want to get to Fox you'll have to get through me. But I'm thousands of miles from you. And fox is several lightyears(and closing). So I'm not sure how to arrange this. Point is, fuck, I'm lost.

>>5578708
thats alot of guro m8

>>5578711
but you were rewarded with a get @_@

>>5578719
the longer you wait the harder it gets.

>>5578724
i am above digits. i already cured my autism with dubs earlier today. i want to ascend. i want the love i feel for the ones i care about to be repaid mutually.

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>>5578717
wew lad

>>5578724
it's not nearly enough tb-h

>>5578717
>>firefux

Don't call him that.

>>5578626
>3 years old pic but here you go ;)

doesn't look terrible, you have good skin
you realise it's the whole presentation that counts for passing

people don't just stare at your chin and jaw

source: my jayleno jaw & chin

>>5578698
>>5578656
I questioned for 3 years before I realized I've opened pandora's box and I'm never not gonna want to be a girl again. You could always try HRT out, if it works the way everyone thinks you'll be able to tell if it's making you feel better or not.

Who, there goes 3 hours of my life over some dumb bitch who can't even be bothered to text me.

>>5578656
have you done any cross dressing? any attempts at girl mode just to see how you feel?

>>5578744
sorryy. disloyalty should carry a deatjh setnence.

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>>5578732
>doesn't look terrible
Please =/
Pretty much everyone has said it's awful, kind of think my chin is worse than my jaw though since it's long and square.

I guess my skin is okay but that's what happens when you never go outside I guess.

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<<<<<<<<<<<
There, you see? Do I have further my point? HRT? Fuck, Fox doesn't need Test Cypoinate/Enanthate his balls pump out TRENBOLONE ACETATE. Stop making this out to be anything else but Fox or a member of the McCloud family.

Now, are we FUCKING DONE.

>>5578749
blindy
i love you

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>>5578744
Time to look through a different alley for a gf or head back home. At least you have one!

>>5578759
>tfw no vampire gf

>>5578758
i wish.

>>5578765
but i do :S

>>5578764
i'm technically single

>>5578768
loves a strong word and yuo dhould probably get some standards.

>>5578773
yeah probably but i dunno how
why else do you think im at rock fuckin bottom

>wear makeup for the first time in forever due to depressomode
>tfw you feel pretty all day long

>>5578777
?

>>5578751
oh look, its this picture and whining again

>>5578751
>not going outside
so you've never attempted girl mode?

>>5578772
are you implying you're a vampire?
if so please bite my shit up
>also go out with me

>>5578749
I had to call her 9 times just to pick up the phone, and when she did pick up I could tell she was high on something. Never taking to that dumb bitch again.

>>5578785
thats a shame. why do people even bother if tjeu cant get their prioritizes dtraigjt for onre goddamn night. how long did you know her

>>5578785
is she homeless as well?

>>5578780
how get standards

/mtfg/, is it okay to post voice clips or should I wait for a voice thread?

>>5578765
My mom just said she's spoiling me since I've been neglected enough in my life

T-thanks mom

>>5578693
W-who

>>5578779
Aww grats
I hate makeup desu

>>5578783
Vampire fetish?
>2436 - 420
>not wanting a vampire to attack ur neck


>>5578793
Yeh it's fine post it

>>5578785
comedy gold

>>5578785
>was high on something
high on what? what's she like besides this
and does she actually look like a heroin head too or just has the personality of one

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>>5578785
off to the job interview
wish me luck please

>>5578781
>posted pic
just looks like a big/chubby girl's jaw, yet she acts like it looks just like the pic

>>5578785
don't do drugs fammm

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>>5578783
i have a crippling aversion to sunlight, churches and christian iconography make me uncomfortable, and i recently realized i won't go into someone's house if they don't invite me inside

>>5578792
ldont associate with trash like me. go outsidde. idk???
>>5578796
why quote?
>>5578793
you c an do anything you want friend i support you

>>5578796
dominatrix punkgoth vampire gf fetish yes

>>5578796
O-oops wrong quote pls don't lynch me ;~;

>>5578802
Gl Shannon !!

>>5578747

I went to Otakon dressed as Fluttershy.

>>5578802
best of luck

>>5578802
didn't mean to quote

>>5578809
yikes.....

>>5578802
oh fuck, i thought this was a joke picture

>>5578809
...

>>5578806
Waahh oops

>>5578807
Sounds hot tbqh...

>>5578805
oh
so you're me?
well okay in that case i could consider dating myself
and at least now no one can make 'lol your gf is your hand' jokes!

>>5578802
best of luck ! !

>>5578817
>>5578813

Well, I was asked. Really, my friends were really supportive, and I was meeting them, soo...

>>5578802
You can do it!

>>5578818
it is ;-; tfw no vampire dom gf
god, i am so gay

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I'm going to make it??

>>5578802
nice shirt, I have one just like it

stay focused on your abilities and job requirements. they want a good employee, not some weak minded tranny

sheen passed away on their way to the job interview

>>5578828
oops forgot trip..

>>5578802
hahaha fuck me I thought I looked awful fucking kek

>>5578830
sophie 2.0

>>5578834
ur so cool

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>>5578719
I'm going on 30. I started the titty skittles at your age.

>I have no idea where I got this picture or why it even exists but here it the fuck is.

http://www.amazon.com/Toms-Ware-Elegant-Floral-TWCWD100-BLACK-US/dp/B016PMZYFM

should i buy this??

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>>5578845

>>5578836
huh but youre not me

>>5578850
^_^ the meme is that i like vampires too

>>5578845
grandma tier

also
>not buying clothes at thrift stores
>implying you're not poor
>implying anyone on 4chan is not poor
>shigglynigglywigglydo

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>>5578845
Sure.
Your body type is just right enough for it I think.

>>5578830
yeah, you're doing good. you need to accessorize more, and if you're wearing androg stuff you should try to style it in a way that has feminine implications. you need to grow your hair out though.
love u bby

>>5578824
How old are you right now? When did you start questioning?

>>5578845
I kinda like the Gray pattern but not the cut at all

i belub in u sheen

>>5578861

27, and when I was like 19 or 20, but I had a feeling that something was wrong before that

>>5578849
>>5578854
>>5578855
>>5578862
it will make me look like a shemale right? that's the look i'm going for

call me miss cock
when i put on a dress i get hard as a rock

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>>5578866
>encouraging the hun to do anything except kill himself

>>5578869
disgusting kayla how the fuck are you still around you fucked up seedy and now you're here like an everpresent dingleberry that just won't shake off

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>>5578869

>>5578830
Hi ily

>>5578871
Patience anon. All great things take time.

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>>5578868
As I said before, you aren't too late to begin. I started in 2013 December. So yeah...
>30 now.

>>5578869
Uh huh.
This picture is for you.

>Where the fuck do I find this shit send fucking help.

>>5578876
thx for pic

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Do I pass?

>>5578881
yes

>>5578868
I mean, it's never too late to start, but why did you wait 7 years?

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how do I increase my self esteem and stop being insecure about my appearance

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>>5578878
Frog you sick freak.

>Here'sfuckingmoreohgodwhydidIbrowse/d/andthediaperthreadanhourago?!
>You'll never be bullied into attending preschool while dressed as the little girl.

>>5578845
>>5578869
trip on old rapey face/kiwi

>>5578892
>mom is into diapers

>>5578887

Because I am a coward, and because until a few months ago, I was living with parents.

Right now, I'm living with my brother, who I don't think would give a fuck, but still.

>>5578889
Realize that at least you're not Anthony Burch.

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>>5578899
I like bullying peopl-
I like maids! Maids darnit!
>And Gardevoir
But I.....
Actually have no idea why I saved those pictures....

>>5578900
No more running. If you've had these thoughts for 7 years, and inklings of them before, they're never going away.

>>5578900
have you seen a gender therapist?

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>>5578804
>just looks like a big/chubby girl's jaw, yet she acts like it looks just like the pic
No?
I can't see it.

>>5578782
No ;_;
I'm worried about my face.

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>>5578907
Sounds to me like you want to be bullied into wearing a diaper desu
>>5578904
>mfw

>>5578892
heretical

>>5578904
literally who

>>5578911

I am...very good at running. Very good at making excuses.

>>5578915

Nope. I wonder if there's one in Idaho.

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>>5578900
Homura.
Here is my advice to you.
It's now or it's never. If you need support, you have it here. If you need advice, this place is for you. If you need encouragement, then the den mother will cheer for you (In between glasses of wine).
Either way, it's time to play ball.

>>5578900
>Because I am a coward
Oh hey, that's why I waited until 29 to start... I guess I can't really give good advice of how to get past that, but do your best to do what feels right.

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>>5578921
>Heretical.
HERESY?!
>>5578920
Fuck that noise. Seriously. I'm too domme for that stuff.

>>5578924
good image

>>5578892
thank you @_@

>>5578828
That is pretty gay desu

>>5578834
Rip...

>>5578876
>that pic

>>5578900
>Tfw u didn't start until puberty ruined ur body
Jdimsa

>>5578923
It's never too late to change that. Don't be afraid, countless others have started from your position and still turned out fine. Your life is waiting though, and time's ticking.

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>>5578928
ayy found a pic of u

Almost relapsed on self harm because yet again I've been abandoned by someone who only pretends to care about me, but I was like "nah, she doesn't deserve it, I don't deserve it, so fuck that"
>tfw nobody will ever unironically genuinely love you and restore your faith in people

>>5578790
I've known her about 4 months but haven't really spent a whole lot of time with her.

>>5578791
No. She got into a home (that was in walking distance of the place we agreed to meet up at, yet when I called her she said "I was trying to get a ride from a friend but she's not responding" meanwhile I walked 40 minutes in the rain to get there and she didn't have the decency to text me).

>>5578800
Not sure. she doesn't look like she's on anything super strong though.
(and I actually have a heroine addict friend who's a very nice person)

>>5578764
>tfw

>>5578799
if a god exists he designed my life as a cruel joke.

>>5578802
Good luck!

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>>5578940
>They finally discovered that I am, in fact, a seed vault.

Shit. Now I have to move once again. Thanks Anon. Now when the economy collapses all the kids will come and steal seeds for cash crops.

Now why did you do that? I LIKE SVALBARD!

>>5578946
>>tfw nobody will ever unironically genuinely love you and restore your faith in people
iktf, i've been abandoned multiple times since last month
ill be your vampire tho

>>5578919
you need to get out and observe cis fems

being a shut in is not good

>>5578923
you're not the first person who is questioning

you should seek some good help irl before making a major life changing decision

>>5578946
don't worry anon I was showing off sword and knife stuff and people encouraged it, self harm is good because it feels good

>>5578947
>tfw not a seed vault

>>5578946
your friend probably isnt so nice when they dont have h. leave your gf you can do better

>>5578838
As long as I'm passing not stuff
>>5578859
Thanks I was thinking the same thing actually. My hair is growing out though so you know. It's just up in that picture. >>5578873
Hi you adorable thing you. I think I saw some pictures of you in another place earlier this morning.

>>5578955
I still wanna fuck you

>tfw get encouraged to meet other trans people around campus
>tfw would rather be a neet shut-in that doesn't interact with the outside world than waste people's time

>>5578962
idk who you are but why would you wanna fuck an uggo

>tfw you've been living as a girl for years now, and are wondering where boy you would be in an alternate universe
I wonder if he'd be any less of a fuck up

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>>5578952
I know I do but like I said i'm super worried about my face and especially my jaw and eyes.

Still think it's really big even when comparing to men =/

>>5578965
I want to know if alternate reality boy me stayed fit and if he's dtf.

>>5578951
>tfw been abandoned by everybody for my entire life

>>5578956
>leave your gf
she was never my gf to begin with. I asked if she wanted to go out on a date and she said she wanted to too but apparently not as much as me.

>>5578956
She's trying to get off but her boyfriend is fucking her shit up. I'm trying to get her sober but I know that as long as her boyfriend is still in the house I can't do shit.

>>5578965
alternate reality boy me would probably be bearmode and gay by now

>>5578963
I don't see anything wrong with your choice

>>5578964
desper8

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>>5578955
>tfw not a seed vault.
Sounds like a personal problem.

>>5578959
you're doing good
hopefully hrt will make me look half as good as you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R3pOwQkRgs

matty update :3

such a qt

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>>5578972
d-does that mean even the hot guys I've hooked up with were just desperate?

>>5578973
it is :c

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>>5578965
Alternate boy me would probably still have a lot of issues. Probably no girlfriend. Probably in art school or the army. Probably thinking of suicide 24/7.

>>5578971
I guess having /mtfg/ as my only outlet to talk to people didn't seem like the best thing according to my therapist.

here I go
I am so fucked

>>5578871
I will know in a week that I haven't got it
Then you can have your celebration

>>5578963
I'm too scared to meet other trans people in person for two reasons: I don't want to have to interact with people more cringe-worthy than me, and I don't want people less cringe-worthy than me to have to interact with me.

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>>5578965
Alternate boy me would have stayed in Ohio, married the girl he finally got with after many years (Actually, they would have gotten together senior year) and would have a number of kids who probably like anime a lot.
Alternate boy me would still have a deep rift between him and his parents, but would still visit them and treat them well.
Alternate boy me would have had a very dull life even if he had a lot of kids.


Alternate boy me is dumb. I have had a metric fuck ton of adventures, have lots of stories to tell and would never have met you wonderful people. You all have emotional problems and such, but I am kind of seeing you all as my kids.


Except you Joan. You're the other Den Mother. We keep this shit real.
>Fistbump

>>5578991
sidetrack, do y'all mention 4chan to your therapist? I'd feel weird talking about 4chan irl, especially with a provider

>>5578997
I'll mark that on my calendar

>>5578965
Are we talking boy where there's no dsyphoria or anything? Because if so boy me would probably be in the Army right now.

>>5579006
I referred to /cd/ as an online support forum.

>>5578983
Yeah, maybe it's just morbid curiosity. I wonder how long he could have lasted until he was absolutely broken and unable to carry on. I wonder if he would have killed himself or OD'd or something. I wonder if I should have.

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>>5579006
I don't mention 4chan by name, I just say "people online".

>>5579006
I said "online communities and forums" when talking about it, no way I would ever specifically mention 4chan in real life

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>tfw guy i was dating during the summer has been all affectionate recently

i feel like he just wants to fuck but tbqfh i'm so horny lately and he's so ridiculously hot that idec. like use my body. please god, please

in other news i went to go errands but it was fucking 20 degrees outside so i only made it to the grocery store. but i got all the stuff i needed food food and snacks and stuff so i'm super happy about that! even tho i spent like....a loooot of money on food. but also i worked and made back all the money i spent today plus more on top of it, so whatever i guess lmao.

how was your day mtfg? did anythin excitin happen?

>>5579009
No, I mean an alternate universe where you chose not to transition.

>>5578982
i dont know, you just said you were ugly so you should be glad youve been with hot guys
>but probably

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>tfw you get to see her again ~40h from now probably

>>5578997
ohayou gozaimasu sheen-chan, good luck, remember to focus on skills rather than personality, just be nice and emphasize that you want to work hard and make your effort count

>>5579018
>gonna get hot guy dick
fuck off i'm busy being sad that just intensifies it

>>5579014
good idea, but I wouldn't want to unintentionally have my therapist believe that I go to lauras playground or w/e it is

>>5579016
>>5579017
people online it is then that's not cringy, my sibling openly mentions tumblr and online memes irl and it hurts

>>5579024
well other people don't say I'm ugly but I know I am, like anything good they say is just to make me feel good and any criticism is proof I'm unattractive

That was a cute video

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>>5579032
>well other people don't say I'm ugly but I know I am, like anything good they say is just to make me feel good and any criticism is proof I'm unattractive
okay well, iktf

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>>5579015
Funny how the choices we make can have such an impact on how the rest of our life plays out. If I hadn't transitioned I'd have unbearable dysphoria but I'd still be a twinky femboy who somehow manages to repress or failed to get on HRT. Then I'd eventually kill myself after starting to masculinise and developing into this weird lanky freak.

What a horrid idea we're entertaining. You are right, it is morbid.

>>5579045
what is that manga

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>>5579019
Ah, I'd be repressing things and struggling to form some sort of male identity as I tell myself more lies about how I can make these feelings go away. I'd be struggling at work, possibly fired. I might be trying to get into the military right now as I used to think that was one of my ways out of this.

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>>5579029

>tfw i have black hair again and wear all black lingerie and red lipstick

i dare u to come for my level of emo
u don't know my pain ;3; sadness is my life ... a pit of black ... consumes me ... . .. . .

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>>5579049
Tokyo Ghoul

It's my second favourite japshit series after Berserk.

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>>5579051
that brow tho

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>>5579032
>my sibling openly mentions tumblr and online memes irl and it hurts
My siblings meme around adults and it is painful as heck. They'll go on about tumblr or their online adventures and I just sit there thinking about how weird things would be if I were that open about what I do online.

>>5579038
wat

>>5579065
he doesnt know how to use quotes

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>>5579044
>tfw the people around you compliment your appearance, clothing, hair, etc, people are really nice, customer service always tries to help me, get discounts pretty much always if I ask about it, catch people always looking at me, been stalked by guys at stores, etc
>look at self
>sometimes feel like I might actually be pretty
>most of the time I try not to throw up

>>5579061
kek yeah, like they'll say something about Grumpy Cat or "oh I love that meme", while the absolute closest I've gotten is when I was looking at kittens and a volunteer stretched the kitty out and I said something like "huh, that sure is a long cat"

>>5579051
you look pretty and Mexican in that picture. Your eye brows are almost as bad as mine though.

>>5579026
tfw you have someone to sate your cuddling urges

>>5578965
Alternate universe not-transitioning me is still too afraid to go to a doctor, say "hey, I have gender issues and want to transition, give me hormones". He's telling himself "okay I'm 29 now, I'm not ready yet; at least I can live with myself until 30 when I absolutely need to start", just like he told himself that it's okay not starting this year but definitely next year for the past ten to fifteen years.

(It feels really weird referring to myself as "him", even if we're talking about an alternate universe...)

>>5579050
I suspect I would have failed out of school, struggled as a beta male, and maybe done the same, the military seems like a cliche for a reason. More likely I would have just ruined my body with drugs and then eaten a shotgun a few years later.

>>5579045
May be morbid, I guess it makes me feel better about where my life ended up, at least we're not dead, right? I wonder how many years we'd both last before shedding this mortal coil.

>>5579076
fuck you man

>>5579080
This post is far too real for me
>tfw wasted over a decade of "I still have time! Next year will be the year!"
fucking kill me

>>5579059

big eyebrows make u look younger !!!!!!! i will have them on my deathbed in a few years. ur all welcome to come to my funeral. i assume a man i didn't text back quick enough will end my life, so it shouldn't be long

>>5579072

large eyebrows aren't inherently bad tbqh
but u prob need yours shaped a lil cause most of the time they don't look like they suit your face lol

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>>5579076
>tfw somebody to hug and kiss and rest your forehead against while looking into their eyes multiple times per week

>>5579070
sometimes "to be honest" just slips out at the end of a sentence when i'm talking with family members

>>5579051
is this what im supposed to do since i have black hair..

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>TMW you're teaching the kids about how to sext right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4

>>5579098

yes
altho TBQH i haven't been this happy with my hair and everything in awhile. i never realized that men loved black hair on me so much. like every hot guy i've ever talked to or dated is coming out of the woodwork like HEY MA WHAT'S GOOD I MISS U
so we can just be emo on the outside and hoes on the inside

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>tfw never be graceful slutty like Poison with no Cody bf

Autism sucks sometimes :(

>>5579106
creepy how they notice ur hair imho..
whats ur fav emo band..

top edition tbqh senpaitachi.
>>5578552
>tfw nobody to cuddle with for days on end
>>5579026
hi
>>5579032
>well other people don't say I'm ugly but I know I am, like anything good they say is just to make me feel good and any criticism is proof I'm unattractive
>tfw this runs through your mind a lot
>>5579051
>>5579087
>tfw you can listen to iwrotehaikusaboutcannabalsiminyouryearbook's discography 100 times, but you will never be this emoe
why live?

>>5579095
>Looking into their eyes
Oh that's a good one, I should do more of that

>>5579095
well that's a phrase irl anyway, I wouldn't count that

>>5579110
>being autistic

>>5579114
>fw this runs through your mind a lot
>and I ra-a-an, I ran so far awayyy

>>5579005
C-can I be ur kid

>>5579017
Not like normies know what 4chan is anyways lol

>>5579111
SKRAM

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>>5579119
>not being autistic

Anyone grown out of their trans phase? People keep saying it will happen but it hasn't yet.

>>5579111

it honestly pisses me off that they notice and give a fuck? like??? this guy in pic related and i used to talk on tinder and insta and stuff a lot and then like....around when i dyed my hair light he like fell off the face of the earth?? and now he's liking my pics again??? LIKE TF WHERE TF DID HE GO HE WAS SO PERFECT HOW DARE HE
early AFI tho familia...

>>5579114

good question...........

4chan isn't quite as unheard of as it used to be. They mention it on TV and stuff now.

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>>5579122
I've tried explaining image boards to my therapists before, they've never really understood what I was talking about.

(Picture unrelated but funny.)

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>>5579117
looking into the eyes of someone who is the same height as you is unparalleled

>>5579114
hi plebbu

>>5579119
it's a phrase IRL but usually as the start of a sentence rather than the end, and i only started saying it once "xyz desu" became a meme

>>5578965
>>5579019
alternate non-trans me would have taken his own life around the end of august 2015, and may or may not have had a living will already written up to confer his cats and PC + windows/steam/email passwords to his brother

>>5579106
black hair doesnt make you emo
you dont look remotely emo you look like some puerto rican

>>5579127
He's not that cute or maybe I just don't like tryhards :/

>>5579126
>Isn't a phase MOM, JEEZ.
But really being trans doesn't go away.

>>5579128
Usually just as "Anonymous" and also usually just /b/

>>5579127
oo..good choice
hed be pretty MAYBE if he lost the bod and the beard xd
then id make him work at my restaurant

maybe he was busy...or fapping xd
post girl crush pls

>>5579128
"So just who is this 4chan"

>>5579130
Yeah I have before too and I don't think they really got it lol

>>5579132
Can I be emo...

>>5579130
I once managed to explain to mine that most of the people have handles and I don't, so they don't know they're talking to me but I know who most of them are
>>5579131
>tfw not the same height as bexe

>>5579137
no to be honest

>>5579132

ke?

>>5579133

idk i mean i want him to try literally as hard as he can to shove his cock balls deep in my ass

>>5579136

u own a restaurant? i can't follow these maymays froggu
girl crush? ummmmm............................................................ elizabeth hurley, angelina jolie, scarlett johansson, kate bosworth etc

>>5579146
>shitskin

>>5579146
bruh ur girl crushes are real life girls
what a nORMIE
holy SHIT

but then again im p sure jolie is a vampire so good on ya pal

that guy looks like a smoked ham grew a douche haircut

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>ywn be cis

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>>5579152
>that guy looks like a smoked ham grew a douche haircut

>>5579146
edie ily im gay and a memer pls dont take me srsly

...good choices desu

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Fuck

>>5579160
You might want to consider shaving with a safety razor next time.

>>5579162
>shaving

>>5579160
Stop, goddammit. I cut myself too but I hate seeing other people do it. Do you want to be a dismembered freak like me?

>>5579148
>>5579152
>>5579155
>>5579157

W O W OK!!!!!!!!!!! i think he is so fucking gorgeous lmao but honestly this helps cause if i end up flirting with him hardcore again or goin out with him it will help me not be all scared about talkin to him

>>5579160

r u ok

>>5579164
Honestly I figured those weren't from shaving but I'm not sure what causes cuts like that, were you mauled by some kind of animal?

>>5579167
looks like abrasion, like she has no business being on a skateboard/bike

>>5579168
idk looks like a manly guy without an ogre face2me

umm i hope u think of my ham comment while u look him in the eyes
^_^

I kind of wish I had a body like that, but, I don't want to do roids and I don't want to look all veiny.

>>5579167
I just wanted to get that special high that cutting gets me. It makes everything bad in my life feel like it doesn't matter and like my life isn't a fucking train ride straight to suicide town.

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>>5579160
>tfw still healing from like a week or two ago

>>5579175
...r u for real

>>5579175
She cut herself.

>>5579180
please don't hurt yourself...

>>5579182
>tfw no real razors to cut with and resort to using a shaving razor.
i have a knife in the kitchen but that shit aint sharp enough to properly cut with without putting a lot of pressure into it.

>>5579185
Huh. I mean, that makes sense, I guess I was just confused about the blood splotches not along the linear cuts. Now that I look at it more closely it does look like there are additional cuts where the splotches might have originated.

I think I went okay
I think all the good luck being levelled my way helped because usually I have terrible luck

>>5578834
I don't get or like this meme but I laughed at the variation, well done anon.

>>5579192
yeah I have a cheapo walmart pocket knife that I keep really sharp for it

>>5579196
Hoping for the best.

>>5579182
fuck off pookie

>>5579160
If you're going to be a faggot cutter you should google the cutting communities online. Not the "I'm gonna die alone in the garage because my uncle touched me so I killed myself cutters" but the "I live in Seattle and do stupid shit like hang myself off hooks" cutters. If you're going to cut, you might as well do designs that are going to leave interesting marks instead of random shit.

>>5579205
I'm not pookie m8

>>5579200
i do the same thing, but i managed to throw it out into the back of my car last time i started. funnily enough poking your eyeball doesnt actually hurt very much, which kind of scared me and helped me throw it away

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>>5579142
>tfw within half an inch of ur senpai

>>5579152
>that guy looks like a smoked ham grew a douche haircut
dying

>>5579196
i hope u get the job

>>5579180
i leave for like 10 mins and you do this. pls. (

>>5579178

>not wanting to get fucked to death by a manly man who looks intimidating next to you
shiggydiggy froggu !!!! but i will remember the ham bb

>>5579179

it's the best bod

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>>5578633
>>5578641
>saying i pass without seeing my whole face

please re-evaluate that decision (and also what is a cis-lesbian doing in mtfg?
>tfw resting bitchface

>>5579210
the hang myself off hook people arent cutters, they usually just call it suspension but that gets mixed up with rope suspension a lot. ive been with some people into it, they just like the pain and the high. cutting because youre depressed and want to feel and cutting/hurting or whatever because you genuinely love the pain are very different. fetishes arent bad or unhealthy things

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>>5579219
>not wanting to be forcibly married to a girl
diggly piggly e-dee

>>5579155
>>5579214
>when ppl like ur joke
pic relate

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>>5579210
Dude just shut the fuck up and get the fuck out already. No one gives half a shit about you or the shit you spew.

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>>5579228
I know. But there's usually a lot of overlap in the piercing communities and the scarrification communities.

>>5579231
>desu

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i want (almost) each and every one of you to know that i like you and wish the best for you. please try to focus on the small things for comfort. even the most isolated and crippled are not truly alone. goodnight, /mtfg/. stay strong for me, will you?

>>5579239
more like theres a lot of overlap in bodymod in general. people who like hardcore piercings tend to be into bodymod stuff in general, and that goes well beyond just scarification and piercings and whatever. and those people still have next to nothing to do with cutters, people who cut do it for pretty unhealthy reasons and usually dont even like seeing other people cut because they know its bad

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>>5579247
Goodnight friend, I will, thank you

>>5579231
Cuttin is for whiney attention fags

>>5579247
Look at you with the nice words of support and comfort. Night Optimistic Anon!

>>5579247
nitey nite

>>5579249
>and those people still have next to nothing to do with cutters, people who cut do it for pretty unhealthy reasons and usually dont even like seeing other people cut because they know its bad
yeah thats me rn

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>>5579247
The wonderful thing is you don't have to be alone to feel it.

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>>5579247
>franku
>not image.jpg

you're alright, quantum angie

>>5579249

Right. I agree, I don't think cutting for those reasons is healthy. I just think if you're going to do something stupid, at least do it in a way that's partway defensible or looks cool later.

>>5579255

1. Clean up your room.
2. Stop watching so much anime.
3. Start working out.

>>5579267
>start working out
>/mtfg/
Fuck off dude

>>5579263
It isn't me
There is abother franku poster also

>>5579255
>Tfw never intentionally cut myself but used to wake up with cuts all over my upper arms and shoulders where I would claw at myself in my sleep till I cut my nails down to nothing.
Not even in dreams can I escape my self hatred

>>5579267

1. Drink bleach.
2. Drink more bleach.
3. Drink even more bleach.

>>5579269
but muscle girls hurp durp

>>5579214
>tfw I'm the senpai
It's a weird feel

>>5579274
>lala larry
fuck lmao