/gaygen/

ill see you in hell pachelbel

>>5549079
even buttslut?

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>doesn't link prev thread

S H I T O P
H
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>>5549087

I miss maki.

whoeever asked me about my bf
he isnt exist

>>5549079

Do you flex your tiddies over a mantle instead of banging a gavel
Do you have like a harness version of a judge's robes

>>5549084

That sounds miserable.
I'm glad I'm secure and satisfied in my waify femboy aesthetic.
Being hungry is the worst.

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>>5549108

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>>5549108
Same. :(

>never enjoyed bottoming any of the times I've tried it

>want to learn how so someone can finally let me enjoy my bp

Am I a lost cost, gaygen, or should I invest in a toy?

>>5549108
me too

>>5549116

me too
i bought a dildo but it didnt seem to help

maybe i dont have a prostate :(

>>5549116

Tell us about your experiences, anon
What happened to keep you from enjoying the dicks you caught

>>5549116
If you're that insistent, get a toy and figure things out. Not everyone enjoys bottoming.

>>5549012
simply bc i like smoking

>>5549105
>waah waah why am I a cunt who is too dumb to check the catalog, pls spoonfeed me
fuck off

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>>5549116
>Am I a lost cost
>a lost cost
>cost

>>5549123

not him, but i really like bottoming psychologically, but the physical pleasure just isnt there for me :(

like, it makes me hard and i can jack of suuuper easily, but i cant cum handsfree and prostate stimulation doesnt feel that good.

i think maybe im doing it wrong or something, idk

>>5549127
Its good for archiving purposes.

>>5549126
>i like smoking

d e g e n e r a t e

>>5549132
lel

>>5549119

I like being eaten out and rubbed on, but actual penetration feels... Uncomfortable

>>5549122

My first boyfriend was sweet and tried to ease me into it, but it never felt right and never understand how to relax without feeling like I'm just going to let my bowels loose on everything. We tried more times throughout the 2 years together but nothing ever felt as good. Also had issues topping but that's a different issues

2nd boyfriend, brief as it was, never seemed to understand what take it slow meant, so that ended pretty fast... And painfully

>>5549060
>how fucking basic you are.
The drive to procreate is about as basic as it gets.
>>5549020
>our rings tatooed on.
I might save that for a 20 year anniversary. lol

My mom and dad are thinking about getting them done(married 30+ years) because my dad still works maintenance and wearing the ring at work can be a safety hazard.

>>5549132

I know, I saw it as soon as I hit post, and knew someone would be snarky about it, deservedly

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>>5549144
>The drive to procreate is about as basic as it gets.

This is why you never mess with bi scum.
Sooner or later, they will succumb to the vagina Jew and make you waste all the time you've invested in them.

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>>5549134
they are archiving our shitposts?

I don't see what's the point, but whatever

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check it outtt

i have A-cups!!!!

>>5549139

Shit man, I dunno
Two years seems like an awfully long time not to get it right
Maybe your prostate is in a weird spot or maybe you're just insensitive
Man, I dunno, that sounds lousy.
It only took me a month to get the hang out of after I started.

>>5549158

Are you buying a new bra

>>5549135
kk but what isnt degenerate according to gg

>>5549156
>they

Yes there's an archive. I spend an ungodly amount of time on it.

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best laptop for 200-300€?

>>5549172
Dunno, but smoking is pretty degenerate.
It's as bad as being obese, into watersports/scat or being a tranny.

>>5549163
That relationship made me hate sex so much because he was super experienced and horny all the time and I was a dumb 20 year old virgin who couldn't stay hard during his first topping. I had sexual hang ups for a long time after we broke up.

>>5549178

check the /g/ wiki and get a Thinkpad

>>5549153
Surrogates are a thing.

Don't gay guys ever get "baby crazy"?

>>5549175
>I spend an ungodly amount of time on it.
Doing what? Just reading? Sounds a bit boring with out actual interaction.

>>5549180
>as bad as being obese, into watersports/scat or being a tranny.
It's not that bad, as long as you don't smell like an ashtray.

>>5549178

Thinkpad t420/t430/x220

>>5549187
Archives are awesome. I screencap a bunch of stuff. Its good to see the history of everything and what actually happened. Going through random threads in april reading freddie posts is insanely entertaining.

>>5549189
>makes you age horribly
>fucks up your lungs and breath
>makes kissing you a chore
>can accelerate a shiton of cancers

It's as bad.

>>5549192

I've never had an issue kissing a person who smokes... But I like the smell

>>5549181

Aw, babe..
You said he was sweet and gentle? That doesn't sound like a fun time, tho..
I kind of know what that's like. It took me at least a year and a half to get back into my old masochistic kinks after dating a bad guy who took his violence on me out of the bedroom.
I still can't be slapped in the face these days without being scared of accidentally seeing him in my partner.

>>5549205

Same.
Not that I support smoking, tho

>>5549205
I always feel like their tongues have a weird texture.
Could be me being autistic.

>>5549086
>let's arrange a gaygen meetup in hell edition

No thanks. I'm saved and only here to help you guys come to repentance.

>>5549153
That guy is cute.

>>5549205
I kind of like it too, but afterwards I feel dirty.

Does penis size matter?

>>5549191
Huh. I don't think I could do it. I guess it is a bit like living anthropology, which is kind of neat.

>>5549192
Yeah, but all those problems are theirs. As long as they don't smell bad it's not my problem.

>>5549205
Same. I think I just really like the smell of burning things. Or flammable things.

>>5549224
>Yeah, but all those problems are theirs. As long as they don't smell bad it's not my problem.

What about passive smoking?

>>5549205
tfw filthy smoker
I have no problem with a potential partner smoking obviously, but I get it if someone would disregard me as a potential partner because of it.

>>5549223
ya

>>5549223

What is this, the 90's
Dicks are nick to look at, at most
Or if you're a size queen (which is fine, too, I guess)

>>5549230
Same here.

>>5549228
Well, I don't smoke indoors/in my house, and infrequently while directly next to my bf, and it's not like I blow the smoke right in his mouth when I do. Honestly, I don't think it's much of a concern.

>>5549223
yes, if you want to be top

if you're under 5" or over 7" you're fucked

>>5549233
>tranny giving advice on dick

remove penis circe.

>>5549228
If if bothers you don't hang around smokers.

Personally I miss people being able to smoke in restaurants and bars.

>>5549240
>Personally I miss people being able to smoke in restaurants and bars.

gtfo subhuman.

>>5549240
As a smoker, I sometimes wish I could, or that there were at least a smoking room at a bar or something. But I'm not big on smoking while eating anyway. It's too much of a hassle and ruins the flavor even more than smoking already does.

>>5549180
I could never be with someone who had a problem with my smoking, because I dont see myself quitting even though I'd like to, just being a realist about it.

>>5549211

Thanks, and I'm sorry. That sounds very rough. I really hope you have someone who treats you better at least

He was always sweet and kind in every other situation, but I knew he had a high sex drive and it would push me away when he wanted some and I felt I couldn't provide that I ended up with my old FwB to feel less incompetent and less pressured.

Anything not done in faith is sin.
Anything not done in faith is sin.
Anything not done in faith is sin.

>>5549180
w/e brur you probably drink sugary drinks or eat fast food or wank constantly or play video games
pretty much everyone has vices
>>5549205
tbf if i know im going to be kissing someone who doesnt smoke i wont smoke the entire day
if i did have a bf who wanted me to give up smoking it wouldnt be a problem for me but idc about giving up for my own benefit

>>5549246
>I dont see myself quitting even though I'd like to
nigger you're like lemmy kilmister
if you quit smoking you'd probably die

>all these faggots promoting smoking

Welp that's one more thing im going to bring up when pushing the anti femboi agenda. I knnew you guys smoked fags but cmon.


Also now that I have a minute.


FUCK YOU "MASC"ULINE FEMBOI CHASERS LITERALLY PEDOPHILES GETTING ATTRACTED TO LOSERS THAT MODEL THEMSELVES AFTER THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOYS AND FAILED MALES!

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>>5549252
Amen, brother.

>>5549260
ech

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>>5549257

>>5549239

I don't want to remove my noodle, anon.
It's itty and nearly defunct but I like it just fine.
Besides, I'm a super bottom. After enough dicks, I don't care about catching a big 'un

>>5549250

It's ok, I most definitely have. And am marrying him. <3

And, oh, goodness.. So.. you seem to be real caught up on this all. Being able to relax really is a super duper important part of it.. bottoming, I mean.
Gosh, man, have you ever tried therapy?

>>5549132
post fuzzy tumtum friend :3c

Hi /gaygen/. I feel really bad after someone touches my dick, I basically slutshame myself. Any tips in getting rid of this... mindset?

I haven't fallen in mutual love with a guy yet. With that person the shaming wouldn't happen no doubt, but I'm human and sometimes I just give in to my desires.. Creating (disproportional) amounts of self hate

>>5549238
>Getting rejected for being over 7"
Is that really a problem unless you're like beer can thick?

>>5549244
That's true. It might be why smokers are skinny, as opposed to any metabolic boost from nicotine. Everything tastes like cigarettes after smoking.

Never really had that problem with cigars.

Smoking while drinking is the best though.

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>>5549086
lmao. What's with all the really shitty Gay Generals all of a sudden? Is this some sort of ebin maymay troll meme type bullshit? Or just pure incompetence? Or ?

>>5549272
> I feel really bad after someone touches my dick

I want MtFGen to leave.

>>5549254
Ive pretty much already accepted emphysema is what will probably kill me
unless of course i get hit by a bus or something idk

>>5549275
meh, it's a crap thread anyways, why not let them post.

>>5549277
emphysema or an OD
since we're being honest

Apparently there are two male "sex clubs" in hollywood. Both are health conscious and have nights where there is free hiv testing. Club hours: 2pm-6am
Hmm....

>>5549291
Are you that surprised to hear about bathhouses in LA?

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>>5549291

>>5549289
nigger i don't even do drugs anymore
IVE CHANGED. seen the light, accepted jesus, etc etc. On the real tho its been a few months I'm just on subs.

>>5549277
I used to be sure my way out was suicide, but now it'll probably just be cancer.

Hi, I'm Bisexual all I want is attention. I'm not particularly attracted to either gender I just like to get attention, I don't care about the other person. Life has been way too easy on me so I lack basic empathy and my parents ignored me most of the time so I wasn't shaped into a loving person. Gays hate me because I'm a piece of shit. Straight girls hate me because I'm a piece of shit. Other Bisexuals don't care.
Am I a lost cause /gaygen/?

>>5549268

I'm doing therapy in 2 weeks to try it out but i think I know my issues. I'm super insecure about failing and disappointing. So I never try. I'm tying to improve myself by eating better and working out and just letting myself get used to messing up sometimes.

And I'm happy for you <3

>>5549294
good for you, actually

>>5549291
Neat.

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>>5549273
I can only talk about my own experience

I couldn't take a dick over 7" in length and I'm still salty over it

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>ITT
>trannies
>fembois
>biscum
>chasers
>druggies
>smokers
>bathhouse bugchasers

>>5549299
Trip on ann.

>>5549299
Literally me tbqh except im not attracted to men.

>>5549313
haha

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>>5549311

>>5549311

Better than:

>trip on trip orgy

>>5549292
There aren't bathhouses.

>>5549306
Yeah it's interesting. Both clubs have legit websites as well.

>>5549310
>not being able to take over seven

>tfw straight guy waging war on the pedo menace that plagues these threads

>>5549313
I don't know what this means.
>>5549314
I'm really selective when it comes to guys. Usually they turn out to be straight ;_;

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>>5549329

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>>5549319

>tfw you'll never live with your pure boyfriendo in a cabin in Norway 500km away from the next degenerate, kike and mudslime

>>5549272
im the opposite t b h
i know i enjoy bottoming for more masculine guys nd i used to be very submissive preferentially but now i feel weirdly guilty about it..whenever i talk to other twinks i basically pretend to be an excl top and try act more masculine.

>>5549333
Than you're probably a size queen. All gays that really fetishize straight MEN such as myself are huge size queens who need attention. You might as we transition because you won't get respected in the GAY COMMUNITY. You're basically a woman anyway if I am going to be very real with you.

>>5549310
That is rough. Couldn't you just ask them not to bottom out?
>>5549318
I'm glad someone laughed. lol
>>5549329
I'd give it a try, at least once.
>>5549333
Nice trips.
I'm sorry, I thought you were shitposting about how awful bi guys are.

You might want to seek legitimate counseling.

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>>5549342

>>5549329
I can barely take six. Seven is deadly.

>>5549349
I do like to dress cute and I'm pretty girly desu. I don't like the idea of hormones or surgury though. I like the way I look.
>>5549359
Oh duh I'm an idiot I didn't notice I had trips I thought you were assuming I was a tripfag shitposting without a trip on or something

tfw no bf i can emotionally and physically abuse after coming home drunk at 3am

>tfw when you're not a size queen

>instead you're a uncut queen


Not sure what's worse desu

>>5549375
You sound really cute.
Are you a size queen or just a twink?

>>5549377
depends on where you are in the world.

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>>5549367
16cm dicks hurt my bussy.
Should i an hero?

>>5549377
Cut dicks just don't look right.

>>5549367

I once took a guy like a monster when I was crossfaded off my tits
The kind of dick I feel sorry for because I can't imagine anyone agreeing to take it under sane, sober conditions
I still wonder some days if it left permanent damage.

>>5549377

Uncut is A+, S-Rank

>>5549382

Texas. So all the white bits are mutilated, bu all rare Latinos are unbearbly annoying.

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>>5549329
don't like the prospect of ruinin my butt jjust to take a big dick

six inch dick is just fine by me

fucking idiot

>>5549397
When I grew up we had one guy in our class that was cut, he got bullied for it. I don't think I've seen a cut dick since.

I thought back on my sexual past and realized that almost all of my sexual experiences I rank as "wow, really good" were with older guys. Only 3 were with guys around my age. 1 was with a guy I liked and then we became friends (no longer have sex with him but still friends). 1 was with a guy I kinda liked until he stopped communicating with me for reason I don't understand. The 3rd guy was a one time thing with a closet guy who also didn't keep in touch.

Older guys have made for fun sex and a couple good friendships or two, but I kinda wanna fix this. I feel like a relationship would be best with someone around my age group after all.

>>5549359
I want to but I don't want to go alone

>>5549367
Lol you must still have that "new bp smell"

>>5549400
How would you "ruin" it and how am I an idiot? I think you need a hug

How do you guys feel about 5 to 5.5 inch dicks if they are thin?

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>>5549310
>>5549400

PozzyNozzy is that you?

>>5549412
No gay buddy to take with you?

>>5549367
I'm sure you'll make some average dicked top very happy.

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>>5549381
I'm a twink I guess. A cock doesn't have to be massive to make me happy.

>>5549421
Are they also aggressive because of this?

>>5549427
Wed get along babe.

>>5549421
Top or bottom?

>>5549427
Pics?

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DESU after spending the night with a guy that had a nice thick one, I think 6 inches would be perfect for long term bottoming. I can take any dick size for a one time thing, but I think day after day after day of getting fucked by a megacock would wear me out. Or worse, wear my asshole out.

Can anyone weigh in on this theory?

>>5549426
I don't have gay friends. Most of them are annoying as fuck or too cringe-worthy to be around. The qt likes kink, maybe I'll bring it up to him.

>>5549448
You've got the right idea anon. Ultimately if if develop feelings for someone it'll have nothing to do with dick size.

>>5549448

That's about my mister's size and three years later it still feels nice and rarely wears me out terribly unless we're going dry.
Can fuck about three times in a row at maximum but rarely do? Also nice to suck and he's not crazy thick but thicker than average.
Plus he's got a P.A. so, all in all, it's pretty rad.

>>5549291
>tfw a guy i used to talk to took his bf there
>his bf found met another guy there
>now they're three bfs
>he wanted to take me there with them once

>>5549412
Gently used.

>>5549426
I hope so. As long as he fucks like he's got a big one.

need film / tv series suggestions for a qt coming over for netflix n chill
except i dont have netflix bc i am that genuinely poverty right now

>>5549457
Maybe. I might wait a while before dropping that in his lap. lol

>>5549467
>Having two bfs
Living the dream.

>>5549472
>As long as he fucks like he's got a big one.
Slowly and carefully to avoid bruising and tearing?

>>5549473
Just go the the library/video store and pick some shit out.

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>>5549412
let me explain
>start feeling uncomfortable after the first 5 inches are in
>feel like I'm at my limit at six inches of cock inside my ass, start to tear up
>seven inches of man meat is sliding in and out of me. start crying but keep quiet as best as I can because it feels so good
>no idea what would happen if a guy with a bigger than 7" dick would bang me

>>5549492
no they were creepy
the guy was 56 and his bf was 19 and the 19 year old's other bf was 48 and the 19 year old was hot but into scat???
it was so bizarre

>>5549473
Might I recommend Nekromantik?
It will set the mood nicely
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093608/

>>5549493

Can I replace you in the past
I want this now

>>5549347
That sounds shitty, but I don't think it's that uncommon. If it's just hookups you're talking about just make them most fun for yourself right? : D

I guess the slutshaming myself isn't that bad a thing, I should just refrain from being sexual on a first date so that I can think it over.
>>5549473
Watch "The heat": D

>>5549467
Lol sounds like a sitcom

>>5549472
Lolol suuuure

>>5549492
Maybe I'll just bring it up right meow since he texted me.
>>5549493
Not everyone is built to take a reckoning anon its ok.

>>5549509
Yes so fucking much lol
I own 1 and 2 in on dvd but I also have a film that makes those movies look PG rated.

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>>5549437
>pics?
Idk anon, you can see my face at least

>>5549492
Only to get warmed up.

>>5549516
I'm a born again virgin, this bussy is as good as new.

>>5549493
Only one way to find out.

>>5549497
The 19 year old is probably living the dream, getting two daddies.

I'd definitely feel weird going. I mean what if there are nothing but old guys and fatties?

>>5549516
they were cool for a while but then they started thinking it was okay to let me know they were into fucking scat so i gtfo out of there

>>5549529
yeah he seemed to be blissful, he didn't have to work and all he did was sit around and smoke pot and have sex with old men

>>5549473

Torrent some comfy shows. Sitcoms are best

Happy endings, 30 Rock, futurama... Little continuity and easy to stop wnd resume

>>5549527
I'm sorry you can't repent your knot back to health.

>>5549533
>scat
NEVER

>>5549533
Probably paradise for people who want daddies or chubbie chasers.

>>5549536
This is a much better plan. I don't know what i was thinking.

>>5549086
Sublime music taste op. Were you the one with Three Silver Mount Zion some weeks ago?

Because this sounds like it could be your area of taste. P cool.

>>5549556
ikr and he was like
super into working out n shit he was so hot idgi

>>5549555
ikr
i was just like
i need to go home now
and never saw them again
after that i decided not to be so friendly with people from the internet

>>5549571
Lol don't worry I won't take you to a scat party

>>5549556
'Ello cowboy, how do you do?

>>5549586
>work as janitor at gay sex club
>scat party night
>have to get out ladder and hose off the ceiling
>Again

>>5549586
sounds like what someone who was going to take me to a scat party would say

>>5549492
want something fairly current and new tho and t b h he doesnt seem like he would like the same films or tv shows i like which is why i am asking
might just pretend i havent already watched catastrophe
>>5549509
no you may not recommend nekromantik
>>5549514
i think its just insecurity about not being a twinky enough twink to bottom but guys want to fuck me so idk probably all in my head
that film looks shitty btw
>>5549536
yeeee probably going to do this if i dont just watch catastrophe again
brooklyn nine-nine is good apparently might dl that

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>>5549586
A scat party sounds like it would be the shit tbqh.

>>5549223
Depends. Been around a very long time. I can take and immense dick. But, it's not always pleasurable. The top has to be connected to energy and giving pleasure - otherwise he's using your butt.

Occasionally, I can come to a dick as small as 5". I'm multi-orgasmic.
Peace

>>5549595
>'Ello cowboy, how do you do?
I reckon, I'm alright. Sight better then them there would-be-rustlers, I tell you what.

Ok maybe Im an idiot, but what is the big issue with being able to cum hands free?Also, from reading through here My first time bottoming is going to be with a rather large guy, how much trouble am i in?

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>>5549602

>>5549617
>I can take and immense dick. But, it's not always pleasurable.

WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?

>>5549602
Lolol I looked at the calender for one of the clubs and they have a water sports night. I hope they don't have carpet.

>>5549603
I don't like to play with poo

>>5549616
I see what you did there

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>>5549609
>brooklyn nine-nine is good apparently
Parts I've seen were shit. I've been told the first season was great though.

>>5549616
Lol Shitty dad jokes are the best.

>>5549621
Had a rough day/week?

Gaygen should I buy a bag of lollipops or a bottle of wine

>>5549657
wine

>>5549648
First the one of the steers kicked down the fence in the back nine, then we lost a pregnant heifer and the calf was still born. And I can't prove nothing but I'd eat my hat if the Rio Grange boys didn't nab a couple head and re-brand them.

Still in all, the grubs a sight better then drive food, and sleepin inna bed is mighty nice.

>pls don't ask me anything else, I'm pretty much out of cowboy cliches

>>5549657
I gotta go with the wine on this one.

>>5549632
As long as there isn't violation, it's tolerable. I just breathe into a sex zone. Regardless, I can crawl right on his hamstrings and pull myself up to meet him. Usually, they go off very quickly. It's over. Challenges in life lead to joy.
Peace

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>>5549657
>sugar on a stick or empty calories?

Neither fatty.

>>5549609
It's a good movie
I'd fuck to the soundtrack alone
https://youtu.be/_Wy2bqJZGmM

>>5549668
>>5549673

Whelp, aight.

>>5549677

My partners like me soft.
My mister particularly likes the padding on my hips and butt
also he doesn't comment on it but I have a little paunch now and everyone else likes it.
I tolerate it except when they keep poking me and saying "puddi puddi" in a cutesy voice
.. I really wish they'd stop doing that. Like, really, really badly.

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

>>5549688
>My partners like me soft.

You're still a whore?

>>5549632
As long as there isn't violation, it's tolerable. I just breathe into a sex zone. Regardless, I can crawl right on his hamstrings and pull myself up to meet him. Usually, they go off very quickly. It's over. Challenges in life lead to joy.
Peace

>>5549688
>but I have a little paunch now
Groce

>>5549692
trip on senpai

>>5549698
Ok

>>5549696

It's just a bump below my belly button..
Hush, it's hard enough not feeling self conscious about it..

>>5549704
Go back to mtfg this is MASC4MASC

>>5549700
#clocked

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What are you listening to, fagbois?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ebfSItB0oM

>mfw i have exams in a week and i'm on 4chin shitposting instead of studying

>>5549716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4

>>5549708

Masc4masc, sounds like I'll fit right in.
[spoiler]Or like they'll fit into me.[/spoiler]

>>5549685
hes normie af tho
when you come to england we will watch it together
>>5549716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHrnMgE4L4
possibly the most druggy song going

Why is sludgepuppy the only good trip?

>>5549784
>>5549784
Why are your questions so shit?

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>>5549766
>we will watch it together
sure, but you can't wear a tracksuit

sidenote, who here collarbones

>>5549790
Trip on hitler. You're jealous that the anons like sludge the king of trips.

>>5549784
Because he doesn't start shit and always chooses the safe answers.

>>5549799
Even fatties can have collarbones like that, alienfu.

>>5549716
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo

80's music, best music.

>>5549784
Sludgepup and feelgood sweetest trips desu.

>>5549814
Aka a total cutey pie unlike 5652 who uses this place to BULLY.

>tfw just got blacked
why aren't you faggots worshiping bbc like the pathetic white losers you all are?

>>5549730
Why not just listen to The Strokes, though?

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>>5549716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNnAIBW32L4

For like, the past two days.
Send help.

>>5549817
Puppers is not sweet, she's a scum-sucking road whore. She ruined my life!

>>5549826
Kill yourself

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>>5549799

like dis?

>>5549826
i'm too much of an autistic loser even for that

>>5549799
>tfw wearing a tracksuit right now
comfy af i dont even care
sxc collar bones btw
>>5549819
...
>>5549826
>tfw never had black cock

>>5549836
Kill yourself

>>5549836
Why the fuck did this need to be a webm... Fucking trannies man. 0% girl, 50% man, 50% retard.

>>5549840
You talk like you have a black cock lodged up in your mouth.

>>5549841

Look, we all know what's happening here
Just let me be a slut.

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>>5549831
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE
>tfw no man after midnight

>>5549843
"She" used to post webms of getting fucked. Its degenerate as fuck.

>>5549086
Dax Riggs' fat Dick Sucking Lips

>>5549848
Kill yourself.

>>5549814
tru i try to be very diplomatic and only talk shit to the Inner Circle

>>5549716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY&list=PLuQlGTYsBetG9f-ul8mqGQqCEuGjCvPQ7

>>5549852
Gross, gaygen should have frequent hormone tests, anyone on hrt should be banned

>>5549716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd6XL_IOS3I

>>5549863
>Inner Circle

aka the Femboi squad.

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>>5549270
Nein nein

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>>5549850
>tfw I am the dancing queen

>>5549874
do you need a brohug?

>>5549874
They are such losers. Failures at life so they get together and target people because they can't fit in anywhere else in life. They even have their own general yet they cancer it up here.

>>5549874
why would i get lumped with them
the only people from here i talk to are irish and senpai

>>5549874
the femboy illuminati must be stopped

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>>5549901
Concurred.
Gay Agenda for 2016:
>remove the T
>remove the fembois

Femboi here

Instead of going to my general where I can be worshipped by pedophiles and failed men I come here to shit it up XDDDD

>>5549917
No!
Don't remove the fembois :c

maki why have you randomly decided you hate femboys

>>5549845
im just about dat lyfe

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>tfw venture into lesgen because why not
>every post is at least 400 characters

Fucking women, even at shitposting they have to be aspie.

>>5549980
That's yummy.

Women are pigs, but men always focus on the images.

>>5549980
This pic is amazing, are there more of him?

>>5549930
Isn't fem gen deader then d. bowie?

>>5549980
>that pic
Why is there a bed in the middle of the hallway?

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>>5550009
Dunno, random tumblr find.

>>5550024
literally just trannies. 2 polls and out of both of them, only 2 people said they don't want nor are they on HRT. Most of the discussions involve hormones, or wanting to be a girl.

Why do you think all the femgen fags came to gaygen?

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>>5550009
>>5550037
Shit, i found him.
He looks like shit, boner is kill.

>>5550024
>don't question the bed, it's rude

>>5550048
That can't be him, legs don't match

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>>5550060
It's on his IG.

Why do people look for friends on Grindr.

Do they want reinforcement that their current relationship isn't trash?

>>5550070

Are there any nudes?

>>5550076
>look for friends on Grindr.

That's just code for
>if you're ugly i'll not fuck you, but maybe go out for a coffee if you're not creepy.

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>>5550048
>>5550060
>>5550070
Lmao.
How is Red going to get out of THIS sticky situation?

>>5550070
Disappointing

>>5550042
Yeah. I dropped in a bit ago to creep on twinks and was full of the disappoint.

>>5550048
>That stache

>>5550060
I think it's him. I could be wrong, but that's probably just a really flattering angle. It flattens your leg out to make your quads look heug.

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>>5550088
I like Kleppe's hair so much desu.

>>5550088
are you trying to imply that I get myself into sticky situations often? Lol ive been ruse is all.

>>5550110
>icky

>>5550042
i never even posted in femgen idk why everyone tells me to go back there lol
the threads are much more amusing when there is a mixture of people t b h

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>>5550150
Those who praise The Kleppe will receive good fortune.

>>5550170
The stickiest of situations, I should make a sitcom based around you.

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Would you date a church-going christian, gg?

>>5550242
no..but im not very christian so doubt he would want to date me either

>>5550170
Kinda wanna take slutty pics from that angle, and see what they look like.

>>5550242
Why wouldn't you?

>>5550242
Definetly.

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>>5550242
no

>>5549086
where can I find a 21-30 year old fuzzy bearded guy (musclecub is a bonus) who isn't gay acting, is into topping tiny twinks and will tolerate my autismal interests and hobbies

>>5550242
yes, because I'm also a church going christian.

>>5550279
>is into topping tiny twinks and will tolerate my autismal interests and hobbies
it was looking positive for you until this last bit. after that, idk man... good luck with all that.

>>5550279
Can he be 18? If yes, then come.

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>>5550266
>Why wouldn't you?

I don't live in a country where the church is accepting of homosexuality and i'm an atheist, so i dunno how well that could work with someone semi-hardcore on faith.

>>5550262
Depends on the guy. I'd date an atheist, as long as they weren't crazy over the top about it.
>>5550279
London?
>>5550283
>tfw no bf to have sloppy morning sex before church with.

>>5549817
>Sludgepup and feelgood sweetest trips desu.
while this is true... you've forgotten zombii.

>>5550279
How autismal because im exactly what you're looking for but I hate certain hobbies if that is all you do.

>>5550313
I was just going to ask that

>>5550313
I was just going to ask that.

>tfw no bf to hold me rn

Anyone else here /GOPdebate2016/?
Trying not to puke, desu. I'll sum it up so far senpai:
Cruz: A lying idiot, as usual.
Trump: Hitler, as usual
Carson: Intelligent, friendly black republican
Rubio: An asshole liar, as usual
Bush: Nobody gives a fuck old man, just die already
Kasich: Arrogant as usual
Christie: Fat and hungry fer mah rights

>>5550313
i-is star trek, doctor who and trains too scary for normies

>>5550337
There is already another one?

>>5550304
If they're willing to try and make it work I don't think it'd be a problem.

>>5550313
My hobbies probably out autism most peoples.

>>5550337
man I would love for Cruz to be pres. but I'd settle for Rubio

>>5550337
they have a debate every 2 weeks over the same shit, why would you watch one if you've seen any of them before?

>>5550341
Never cared too much for star trek's socialistic bullshit, but I'm quite fine with the rest, doc who is pretty fun. Do you mind accents?

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>>5550337
Trump is bae, you whore.

Thinking about it more and more and even though it would be very large, we'll have infinite time in Hell to do all kinds of meetups and stuff because we won't have anything better to do anyways

>>5550341
Lol maybe normies but not us...if anything those are pretty normie. You sound really cute though normies are always really sweet. Honestly im your type but its the internet its not like we're going to hang out.

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>>5550341
Dr.Who is great.
Normie tier shit.

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>>5550367
breh

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>>5550368
maybe in hell i'll get laid

>>5550279
>tfw I want this but my interests and hobbies are normie
hot masc guys looking for twinks are the most rare thing ever

>>5550367
I think republicans are an anti american shit cancer group that is the exact thing that needs to be exterminated from this country.
Fuck em. Vote for Bernie, get with the times you fucking underdeveloped Paleolithic mongols.

>>5550402
They aren't rare on the internet.

>>5550402
Are they? Too bad I'm not hot
:c

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>>5550407
I want trannies and tumblr to leave.

>>5550393
Oh good, I needed to be reminded of >tfw no fuzzy bf right before bed, thanks. Wouldn't be sleep without some tears.

>>5550402
seems to be pretty normal to me.

>>5550431
I respect that you want them to leave, but they want you to leave, too, and it's part of the american constitution that you are both equals.
Sorry the 3/5th's law doesn't exist anymore

>>5549367
Same desu

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>>5550457
I'm just shitposting.
Not even murican.

>>5549473
Have you seen Master if None? It's pretty fucking good desu

>>5550469
nice 69. And I knew you were shitposting, but some of my fellow Americans actually think that way and I wanted to voice my opinion on it.

>>5550305
lol are you really christian
is it just like cultural for you or do you think the bible is the true word of god etc etc etc and how do you reconcile that with acting entirely contrary to christianity
>>5550407
i wish i could vote for bernie t b h
apart from the war lobbying hes safe af..our equivalent in britain mr. jeremy corbyn is just a fucking liability

>>5550355
Nice dubs.
You realize if Rubio would become president you would lose your constitutional right of marriage... again? You would be seen as sub human.

So I'm at the store buying lollipops and wine and the cashier is looking at me a little funny
And I look down and realize the degrading scribbles my mister marked me with were still visible on my chest and I had my hoodie unzipped.
Mortifying.

Also hi, I'm back and I bought them both.

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>>5550305
>>tfw no bf to have sloppy morning sex before church with.

>tfw Ann will never make a honest woman out of Booger and make white trash, christian babies with her

>>5550402
same anon as >>5550279 and >>5550341 here
I'm a 5'4" 110 lb glasses wearing guy who may or may not have the auts into geeky things that I'm afraid might chase normies away (at least I'm not into fucking my tiny horsie)

>>5550522
>booger
>White

BHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5550509
So I'm at the refugee center harassing some refugees and calling the helpers cuck, while that one crazy looking bearded jihadist looks at me funny.
And I look down and realize that my temporary swastika and 14/88 tattoos were still visible on my chest and I had my bomber jacket unzipped.

Mortifying.

Also hi, I'm back and I popped him in the oven.

>>5549716
http://youtu.be/sHQ_aTjXObs
>>5549817
Fuckin love that song desu

>>5550535
They would be 3/4 white.
Isn't booger like mixed race genetic trash?

>>5550509
Is everytime you go to the store some big epic story?

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>>5550509
He probably didn't even notice the scribbles, you filthy psycho.

TRUMP LITERALLY JUST SAID "We need to stop with 'Political Correctness'."

>>5550551
She's filipino and german. That's why she has that small penis and emotional issues. Im praying for her.

>>5550563
Isn't that his entire platform?

>>5550522
Preddy sure that ship has sailed. Besides I hear he's into bbc now. lol>>5549826


>>5550524
P I C S
I
C
S

>>5550539

That's fucked up but I laughed

>>5550555

Being around other people is an intense experience for me.

>>5550558

Hopefully..

>>5550563

baka

Even though he wont...
If trump becomes pres, who here is gonna become /Canada/ with me?

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>>5550581
>Besides I hear he's into bbc now

It was only a matter of time.
Your malformed dick isn't enough to please a woman like boog, evidently.

>>5550563
based

>>5550593
Maybe I will move to Canada some day. So yeah, maybe.

>>5550581
>booger got pozzed by subhumans
He is dead to me, a pity.

>>5550524
btw I have auburn hair (people say I'm ginger but it's not like Seth Green orange), brown eyes and pale skin

>>5550594

What is going through the mind of the one on the left
Those eyes

>>5550600
Pretty sure that was somebody posing as boog, but I haven't talked to him in a while, so who knows.

>>5550603
Pics dammit.

>>5550609
Probably on some kind of drugs I don't even know the name of.

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>>5550609
She's thinking of more ways to please her muslim overlord's bbc.

>>5550633
>that webm
>the future white "man"

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>>5550594
>>5550633
>tfw no Swedish bf
There are some qt Swedes in my apartment building, they're so tall and handsome.

>>5550622

Do they have different cuddlers in sweden
also what the fuck even is that screenshot

>>5550633

That webm is adorable
It was adorable
It got a little uncomfortable
and then the burqa wearing girl looked so uncomfortable

>>5550648

Are you gonna ask them out
Do it bully-kun
It'll be precious
do it do it do it

>>5550662
Go away nigger

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>>5550662
>That webm is adorable
>It was adorable

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>>5550640
I think your attitude is very problematic desu.
It's 2016, after all.
We need to find strength in diversity, embrace our muslim brethren and not be afraid of our native femininity.

Biscum here

Why are asians and indians objectively better looking than their female counterparts?

White men look like shit and niggers smell on both ends of the totem pole.

>>5550685

ppfff ha ha, what the fuck, that kid

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>>5550563
he said that in the original ban all muslims speech tho
>>5550593
no stay in the usa and fight the new fascist regime unprecedented opportunity for a socialist uprising
also guarantee trump is going to build government buildings like this when he bcs president which he obviously is
>>5550640
does someone need to post ur pic again

>>5550633
Jesus christ

I'm a real fag, but that made me so uncomfortable...

>>5550701
post it

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>>5550695
>tfw the blonde kid is a swede in the making

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>>5550662
No, they've always got slutty Aussie grills hanging around them. They would never notice someone like me.
>tfw qt blond Europeans ask me for directions
>"I-I don't really know, i-it's kind of in that direction..s-sorry..."

>>5550695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cDlM44yqUo

>>5550695
N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
R

>>5550701
>does someone need to post ur pic again
do it, senpai, I can't stop you :^)

>>5550693
I don't know about indians, but it wouldn't suprise me if studies find out that asians have much less testosterone on average than whites

>>5550685
>tfw I like the black muslim girl the most

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>>5550720
Are albino-tier pale qts like pic related common in Australia, Bully-kun?

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>>5550693
tfw am I reading?

>>5550701
I'd be surprised if he made it past the primaries.

>>5550747
mayo white people are disgusting tbqh

>>5550719

I dunno, the only other swede I know is a super cute cubby switch that loves to dom me

>>5550720

I didn't know you were so shy irl, bully-kun
Also, shucks, that's lame
Maybe they're secretly bi, tho
Maybe they want to hold you down and spit on you while they slip inside
Maybe

also that video i don't even

>>5550722

I'm not even black!

New thread:
>>5550740