affectionate bottoms edition
first for the straight men of gaygen who wouldnt mind fucking a cute feminine faggot
this is the coolest pic i have of myself
Second for burly gay guys that wouldn't mind raping a straight guy
>>5548242
holy shit you suck at making threads
I shaved after gaygen told me too...
I got more popular on Grindr, but only with pedos... So... Back to square one?
>>5548249
you are cute and I want you to piss in my mouth
>>5548257
post pics bby boi.
>>5548249
>that stupid fucking mustache
dropped
>>5548261
I...I'd like to cuddle with a guy who wants to piss in my mouth.
>>5548262
Can you keep up?
>>5548247
h-hey
>>5548262
I think I posted this last night but ican't remember
Either way, I don't look 25 anymore lol... I look 14
>>5548257
that's what you get for taking advice from twink lovers and beard haters in here
>>5548249
You look like you smell and not the good kind of musky scent
>>5548274
Thanks for stating the obvious. I still want that guy to piss in my mouth though.
>>5548278
I'm glad. Hopefully you asphyxiate till you die. <3
>>5548270
it's the glasses, you need to switch to contacts.
Also grow out your sideburns and get a little scruff going on the rest of your face.
>>5548271
Dude, totally shopped. No way its the same person
>>5548283
I hope you die for not getting the destinys child reference. And you call yourself gay?
>>5548284
I can't do contacts. But these are my work glasses so they aren't very good anyway.
As for scruff... I can't grow hair anywhere by my moustache and goatee... Otherwise it's just patchy and pathetic
>>5548270
That might be because you're obsessed with things other 14-year-olds are.
And no adult human should go around wearing fucking snapbacks with buttons pinned all over advertising your shitty hobbies.
>>5548292
I'm a really shitty gay... I grew up in Houston too, you'd think I'd be more familiar with them
>>5548292
Beyonce's baby boi is better desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ucz_pm3LX8
So this is what an all anon conversation looks like on gaygen.
>>5548295
Hey! This isn't /fa/!
>>5548302
I don't know why I always thought this song by one of the random female artists from that time (e.g. Tweet, Mya, whatever) instead of Beyonce.
>>5548305
I'm not saying I'm the most fashionable guy out there either, but I don't dress like I'm in high school then bitch about seeming young.
>>5548270
Is this a fresh meme?
>dislike everyone equally
>just so happen to be gay
>apparently internally homophobic
Yeah sure. People like you are why I can't stand being around anyone especially gays.
>>5548310
I worked at a comic book store for a long time so my clothes reflect that I guess.
But I like wearing it, and the buttons are better than trucker hat mesh
How do you guys feel about the r9gay revolution of guys hurt by women who decide to be gay as a war against those whores.
I don't know if anyone remembers this song, it was quite annoying but I'm guessing it wasn't all that popular outside of europe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVK4ayUKGG4
Anyways, the woman singing in that video is a ftm now
This is what she writes:
Some people belong to one gender, some don’t. Some people belong to one nationality some belong to Earth.
I was born in a 100% female body in 1972. I have modified my chest and use testosterone therapy to achieve some male features. I am now finally, completely, happy with my body which represents my hybrid spirit. I am Swedish but I am also Persian, Turkish and East African. I have no more love for any land than the other. I belong to earth and I love all beings, especially Humans and Plants.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c7dee601f0bf9dadbe8edddd6e053f5d/tumblr_nv9wt0giZy1rmfoneo4_1280.jpg
http://toukavoodoo.tumblr.com/
would you gg?
>>5548304
Yeah, it's usually just a bunch of bitchy gay bottoms and bitchy "straight" guys (pretending to be tops but who will eventually become gay bottoms) snarking at each other. Trip and namefags actually give these all these bottoms something to focus on. Unfortunately, it's why even the worst trips on gaygen tend to make for a better gaygen
>>5548318
I hope. I don't wanna see my face used for Sheev posting on /tv/
>>5548318
lord his face is really ugly. goes to show that lifting weights doesn't cure ugly and that bieber haircut
>on the bus
>hot guy sits next to me
>manspreads
help me control my boner god
>tfw like being dominated and stuff in the bedroom
>tfw like being treated as an equal in a day-to-day relationship
fml
>>5548334
Donald Trump had the haircut b4 biebs.
>>5548330
>tfw straight top but just wants a dick inside them and to be treated like a girl
>>5548334
Better ugly face and fit body than ugly face and ugly body
that guy is probably like a 6-7 out of 10 now, whereas before he would have been like a 3
>>5548338
I'm pretty sure that's how most subs feel.
>>5548323
More cock for me. Or, if not, more idiots to mock. Pretty much a perfect situation for a slutty, deeply unhappy person such as myself.
>>5548343
no he's still a 3/10 you're not fooling anyone, nice try though
>>5548323
Disgusting.
>>5548338
This is the norm.
It would be weird if you wanted the slave life outside the bedroom.
>>5548342
now this is mental illness
>>5548338
You are not unique in feeling that way at all. The majority of people in relationships who are in to kink keep it in the bedroom and operate however they normally would otherwise. Sometimes that means the more sexually dominant person takes charge, sometimes not.
The only reason you wouldn't be treated as an equal would be if you willing entered in to some kind of D/s or M/s arrangement OR your boyfriend is an asshole.
>>5548249
Mirin. I grew a van dyke a while back. It was pretty weird, dudes loved it women hated it. Some even threatened to shave me in my sleep.
Kinda miss the smell of mustache wax.
>>5548330
Kinda want to get that on a shirt. I can wear it alternating days with the Masc4Mask Unicorn shirt to confuse people.
>>5548338
Just make it clear you're not interested in that stuff outside the bedroom.
>>5548363
It sucks because im so fucking masculine but in reality im a little girl.
I would trade all my gains and hair just to go back in time and wear that dress again.
>>5548353
He'd be 9/10, if he went paper bag mode.
>>5548372
>danish girl
>>5548378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
This sounds like the thread for me.
>>5548378
>Ann
>talking shit about facial aesthetics
wew
>>5548389
GO AWAY! JESUS CHRIST GO DIE!
>>5548395
image doesnt match the post content
2/10 post
>>5548402
um yes it does retard
>mfw Circe shows up
>>5548391
Trip on booger
Trip on 5652
Trip on niq
Trip on hitler
Trip on rugby
Trip on irishanon
Trip on sludgepuppy
>>5548395
don't be rude, anon. circe's all rite. you just gotta learn to love ppl who are gender fluid
>tfw my straight friends make fun of me for my gay voice
>>5548407
Call them out on their problematic homophobia anon
>>5548411
gender is a spectrum. deal with it.
>>5548391
Are you saying I'm not pretty?
>>5548414
>everyone who disagrees with you is homophobic
get the hell out of my gaygen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nXGPZaTKik
>>5548420
sexuality =/= gender
shut the fuck up retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwb9-OlQimc
>>5548411
Go back to shitposting on fit, twink.
>>5548407
They're highly toxic and you should probably ask them to check their hetero privilege.
>>5548425
that's a pretty gay post for someone who is so homophobic, anon.
>>5548433
shut your faggot face you freak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZMxufxAt4
>>5548431
y u so toxic?
>>5548404
>tfw can't wait for Booger and the Femboi Squad vs Ann drama
>>5548447
you jinxed it
>>5548447
go suck your italian grandpa cock you dumb aussie, we're so sick of you
>>5548456
>thinks i'm bully-kun
>tfw go buy sum tobacco
>tfw show girl on the till my id and she starts giggling and says im a qt lil babyface
>cute guy on Grindr "I'm pretty shy till you get to know me"
>send message
>nothing
I-I just w-wanted to know you....
>>5548467
ayy
>>5548469
You're ugly.
>>5548465
>>5548467
I can't wait till both of you stop posting. I'm so sick of your shit! Go fall of a cliff or something.
>>5548475
holy fuck those are some english teeth
>>5548475
I'm decent looking I think. Not too handsome or anything actually wrong with my face
>>5548338
That's exactly what I want as a dom.
>>5548479
you're forgetting the lazy eye too
>>5548476
Stop flirting with us, you freak.
>>5548469
>Get message, look at it and type a response
>Erase response and stare at screen
>Decide they didn't really want to know me anyway
>mfw I am like this
>>5548447
Why do people keep talking about booger/ann drama.
What'd I miss
>>5548487
>how hard is to to conjure drama from thin air?
You don't mess with socio trannies and her femboi squad.
>>5548242
>tfw bi
>tfw starting to lean towards guys
help
>>5548384
>they actually do think this is a thing on that board
oh wow
>>5548496
I feel like That's the case sometimes but I feel anoint messaging more than once...
>tfw you come home after gym, you reach for something just past arms length away and lats feel like a spring loaded rubberband ready to snap.
>>5548494
lmao. Why do extremely bad teeth and hurr durr lazy eyes always seem like such a British thing?
>>5548512
learn to warmup you fucking spaz
idiot
>>5548507
No one likes bi guys anyway
>>5548513
It's an island man.= Small gene pool.
>>5548513
Because brits are sub-humans
>>5548507
>read this thread
>stick around for the remainder of this thread
>you will no longer have any interest in gays what so ever
>you will be straight 4 life
profit
>>5548467
>tfw haven't asked to show ID since grew a beard and a mustache
feelsgood.tiff
>>5548517
I know but I still would love to fuck a grill, the problem is that women now days have become insufferable and I hate their personalities.
>>5548515
you don't even lift so why are you giving advice?
>>5548520
But dicks are delicious and I love my twink bf
>>5548507
GET OUTTTTTTT YOU FUCKING BREEDERRRRRRR
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU WILL NOT TAINT US PURE HOMOSEX
>>5548517
why does everyone hate Bi guys?
We didn't do anything to you.
>>5548532
now you gone did it
>>5548528
Nigga I've been spending the last three days talking to bunch of homos instead of studying for the exams next week, what the fuck do you think?
>>5548532
oh boy here we go.
>>5548532
THIS.
WE DINDU NUFFINS, WE GOOD BOIS
>>5548541
>>5548534
>>5548532
>tfw one hundred percent breeder
>tfw hang out here because gays love fat hairy musclemanlets so they don't complain
>>5548532
Weak baito, aniki
>>5548548
>not posting pictures as proof
what are you stupid as well?
>>5548525
>implying
for the last few days youve been all "oh guys look at me i just started lifting xD"
fuck off, like a quarter of the people here lift, its nothing special.
i suppose you are to be commended for starting to lift, but my patience is wearing thin with the constant stream of selfcongratulatory garbage you post. You can be smug when you have been lifting for 3 years - come back then.
and for the record, my Wilkes is 259 - nothing impressive, but just to let you know my context.
>>5548548
>gays love... manlets
try again, shorty
>>5548548
>fat
>manlet
Hory shit, the delusion with you breederscum is strong.
>>5548556
Pics as proof or bullshit, shut the fuck up unless you can deliver proof
>>5548551
I'm actually bald and I've been told I have the daddy look
Everyone who claims to lift need to post a current body pic in their knickers
>>5548564
THIS!
TIME STAMPED AS WELL!
>>5548564
wheres your knickers pic then?
>>5548487
idk i mean i guess i look younger than a lot of guys my age bc im skinny and never have any facial hair but really my features arent very neotenic..my face is quite angular
>>5548521
>tfw have been accused of using a fake id before
i pointed out that it clearly wasnt a fake and i got served but like you know
>>5548564
You first bby boi.
>>5548564
Won't, I'm unfit and look like a dad
>>5548562
even fucking better
let's get you in some rope and kitty ears asap
>>5548589
which means everything you said is a lie and you're a retarded fat mess
get out.
>>5548589
you're never getting molested that way
>>5548561
My wilkes is not at all impressive, its intermediate - im not quite sure why youre so disbelieving. Reddread alone has a bazillion tonne total.
My lifts are 115kg squat, 62.5kg bench and 142.5kg deadlift at 70kg bw. Raw wilkes is 239, age-adjusted wilkes is 259.
>>5548548
Post boypuss
>>5548602
shit lifts for a fat balding old freak. you don't belong here
>>5548571
>tfw accused of using a fake ID
>Tell them it's very real and to check it
>They ask me my sexual orientation
>B-Bi
>Cashier begins pelting me with soup cans
>"Scum! Slut! Whore! Filth!"
>Kid in the back comes at me with the mop
>"I bet you'd like this in your ass huh faggot!"
>Cashier yells "yea I bet he likes pussy too! What a piece of filth!"
>They continue throwing things at me until I'm reduced to a sobbing mess on the floor
>They stand over me with smug looks on their faces
>"Your kind aint welcome here"
Basically every time I go to the store.
>>5548610
...?
I'm 18.
why are you so mad? i didnt want this to be a dickmeasuring competition, you're the person who accused me of "not even lifting".
>>5548613
>thinking top and dom are synonyms
get a load of you
>>5548613
You must not understand sex/kink very well if you think a top can't be tied up and ridden.
>>5548613
>lying fattie claiming to be a top and having a qt twink bf
Why are shitposters on gaygen so unimaginative?
>>5548611
lol
>>5548618
haha I loved that show
Isn't she eating like a meatball sub or something in that scene?
>>5548626
did you know that masc, hairy and fat tops have no chances of getting pretty qt twink bfs?
thats why masc4masc exists
no normal twink would go for them otherwise
>>5548611
serves you right
when will you learn you fucking bi second class "citizens"
>>5548634
I would, but I don't think you're trying to make a real point so...
>>5548632
Yeah. Alex's food addiction was the best running gag
>>5548611
That's your place in life, literal trash.
>>5548640
just stating the truth here
>>5548626
Don't believe me if you don't want to
>>5548631
i mean that has it's appeal too
So If im reasonably feminine and have long hair what are my chances of getting a super sweet dom bf?
>>5548675
>I'm looking for a chaser, pls like me
booger pls
>>5548675
low
generally, femboy chasers who arent a femboy themself are psychopathic
>>5548675
>if I look a certain way and completely disregard my personality, location, and social skills will all my dreams come true?
>>5548675
if anything he'll more likely be a chaser desu
all the doms i've come across that are into twinks seem to gravitate more toward the boyish looking short hair type
>>5548249
You look like disgusting hipster trash
>>5548611
So pick a side and stay there. Or if you refuse to pick a side only date bisexuals. ONLY DATE BISEXUALS
these are your only two options.
>>5548673
>fuck you, leatherman!
besides, don't i outsquat you?
>>5548675
I'll be your bf bb.
>>5548683
B-but will he cuddle me?
>>5548611
gays are hilarious desu. they have sooo much hate for bis but then are always so thirsty for them because they always need that "straight-acting" dick.
>>5548687
Carol is the best character ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4A18tUUb2Y
>>5548685
this is one of the smartest posts i saw on here
>>5548683
this
fem chasers are usually creepy and disgusting
either masc up or go fem4fem
why is /gaygen/ so mean?
>>5548706
I wanna go hitler4hitler
>>5548695
>chaser
Shouldn't you be lurking around mtfgen you creepo?
>>5548709
>why are bitter queens such bitter queens
>>5548716
its just a prank bro
i am pooping right now tbqh
I weight around 350 pounds
all hope lost?
>>5548724
is it hard or soft?
>>5548716
kill flamers
each and every single one of them
>>5548729
quite soft
ive been eating lots of fiber lately
>>5548731
of course. there are no gays on the internet. it was just a prank bro.
>>5548713
but there is only one hitler
>>5548724
i just did too, it was a nice one i feel great
>>5548730
0.1% of the gay male community would survive this genocide
>>5548734
you're gonna get poopy butt. I hate poopy butt.
>>5548741
the masculine ones like Ann, Red, and other manly men will be the only survivors
>>5548740
>sludgepuppy4sludgepoopy
>>5548751
im so fat i cant even see my own dick anymore
>>5548752
hey man
everyone deserves happy bowel movements
nobody wants to be constipated
>>5548743
im a cute twinkish bottom though, so my poop is sterile and smells like flowers
>>5548763
Das hot, wanna post a pic so I can give you a self esteem boost?
>>5548730
>>5548741
>>5548751
>homophobic queens
Why so mad, macho whores?
Are you annoyed you're just not F A B U L O U S enough to be considered qt twink bois?
See you at Pride 2k16.
>>5548765
more like gravlax and lye
>>5548765
ur only TruTwink if poop is snow white and trimmed in gold leaf
>>5548764
>would pat on head and give you a "GOOD BOY" for your happy poops
Why do you guys have to talk about poop
guys don't poop, especially not bottoms
They just have clean pink holes for taking cock and for no other purpose
>>5548775
>veiny, masculine arms
that's all I need
>>5548783
>>5548791
post pink bp
>>5548791
eat my shit hole senpai
>>5548770
no i was just trolling im not fat
>>5548791
so... you're into guys who have colostomy bags. good to know.
>>5548808
>>5548773
>queens
I'm more like a king and shit
u mad boy?
>>5548770
H-here.
Pls no b-bully.
>>5548808
>I don't have a bp
I know... it's more like a hoover than anything else
http://49.media.tumblr.com/0a59b8b0a8e6a2f62b7d05a2144b0f1e/tumblr_mnjmqgbUG21ss0e8to1_400.gif
>>5548824
baka
maybe bisexuals really don't have souls...
>>5548846
>he's just realizing this now
I consider myself gay, but I'm curious about licking a girl and MAYBE penetrate her. I'm too scared of not knowing how to perform oral sex to women. Help? I'm 23 btw.
>>5548847
hey man
i stand with my bisexual brethren, i'm an Ally(TM)
>tfw reading buffy comics
>just realized i used two buffy reactions without thinking about it
>>5548852
>curious about licking a girl
ewwwwwww
>>5548853
Bad puppy
Is anyone watching The Expanse?
I think it's bretty good desu ne and Steven Strait is not bad eye-candy.
>>5548857
dont act like you wouldnt lick a pussy senpai
or at least kiss a girl on the mouth
>>5548867
bisexuals are people too! we just have to reform ann of his sociopathic tendencies
>>5548467
smoking will make you age fast...
you'll look 40 by the time you're 25
>>5548872
>bisexuals are people
In the same way that braindead vegetables are people, sure. But they're not real people.
>sup bro
how dare these idiots approach a fragile princess like this! dont they know i'm a delicate flower? this is why i hate grindr.
How does /gaygen/ cope with gay bashing?
I've been legally cleared not once, but twice, of beating the shit out of gay bashers on the grounds that it was self defense
>>5548886
I've never experienced it.
>>5548886
bash back
words to live to by
>>5548883
I don't understand why you think this way. Do you wish you could be like us? Are you afraid if you were too hook up with you we'd leave you for a woman?
>>5548889
those antifa fags in your pic probably won't fight back though. they never do
Anyone else see this movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE95PkAKbbo
It's the most disgusting/disturbing movie I ever skimmed through and now I am scurred. ;(
>>5548886
Never had it happen
>>5548898
trip on booger
>>5548886
conceal carry. anyone, gay basher or not, that threatens you by physical violence is just shot dead.
>>5548867
yeah but for real imagine waking up to find your bf secretly taking pictures of you in order to share and humiliate you
that would be awful
>>5548898
lol who hasn't seen this by now
>>5548846
Lol. That's just a kink. Can't let shit like that get in the way of having a healthy relationship.
>>5548888
Witnessed.
>>5548889
They're all wearing flip flops. lol
How do i meet guys in college without going to the lgbtbbq snowflake club full of flamers?
>>5548897
I was going to bother typing up a green story about how i've dealt with gay hate, but then i saw you posting Jack Donovan quotes and realized you're a middle-class, self-hating faggot that probably never actually dealt with gay bashing.
>>5548893
Nah, just that most bisexuals are bad people. As they get older, they'll just marry a woman, have her pop out four kids, and try to convince high schoolers on grindr to help them cheat on her. They're also much more likely to willingly stay closeted even when dating a man, which limits their ability to have any true emotional commitment there. Bisexuality is cowardice, basically.
>>5548886
I haven't been gay bashed or otherwise bullied at all.
>>5548911
Grindr, Tinder, your dating site of choice, etc.
>>5548911
you go to the LGBTBBQ snowflake club on the first day, because there will be lots of clueless masc guys there at first. they wont come again once they see what its like, but they will be at that first meeting, and thats when you befriend them.
>>5548907
You'd deserve it for being a bad werewolf bf
>>5548926
and what would your boyfriend deserve for being a sociopathic and spiteful cunt with no sense of personal boundaries and mutual respect?
hed be dumped inside of 10 seconds
>>5548926
>tfw you will never be senpai's werewolf bf
;_;
>>5548911
gay clubs, grindr, tinder, gay bars
a lot of schools have lgbt major-specific student orgs which are usually just excuses for someone to put club leadership on a resume
>>5548886
>live in the Deep South
>never bullied by a racist and homophobic bigot
W-well then....
>>5548934
which way did you meet your bf?
>>5548882
t b h i look after my body..smoking is my only bad habit
eating shitty food or neglecting skin is going to age me a lot worse than smoking
>>5548916
>As they get older, they'll just marry a woman, have her pop out four kids
That's kind of true, but who doesn't want to have kids? Adopting isn't the same as your own.
Although googling it now, surrogate mothers aren't as expensive as I would have thought. 60-80k a baby doesn't sound that bad.
>>5548913
I don't give a shit about your preconceptions lmao
If you actually knew anything about how the lower classes work, especially the precariat aka pariahs, you'd know that they run on machismo which is exactly what Donovan preaches
>>5548949
Literally playing into all the biscum stereotypes here lad
>likes inflicting pain/domination
>doesnt like actual relationships
>refuses to bottom or do anything for his partner
>would prefer to leave a guy for a woman to have kids because surrogates "arent the same"
>cheerfully admits to being confident he will eventually leave any guy for a woman
are you even trying?
>>5548934
My school was a bit small for any of that to have worked for me.
Honestly, I wish I had some solid advice or a guarantee for you, but I just sort of lucked out in college. I ended up meeting guys through friends, mostly, or this co-ed frat thing I was in that was basically just an excuse for a bunch of rad people to throw parties/meet other hipsters.
Have you joined any clubs at all? They're not always great, but you're bound to meet some like-minded people if you try a few out. And maybe they'll be gay or have a gay friend you'd get along with or something
>>5548949
That's a lot of money with a lot of still unresolved legal issues going on. And the 60k is often on top of medical expenses related to the babby.
Personally I have no interest in having children. I don't like them, I wouldn't be a good parent, and I don't want a parasite splitting my love for my husband. But if you want kids and just discard adoption out of hand, you're a bad person.
>>5548949
Why don't you think adopting is the same? Obviously it isn't literally the same thing, but is it a value judgment?
Are you saying having biological children is generally/always better than adoption? Or just that most people (including or not including yourself) prefer it? Or what?
I'm not mad, just curious about the thought process.
I just ate a carrot over a foot in length.
With paprika spiced peanut butter.
My tongue hurts.
What are you/did you just/about to eat, gaygen
>want to go to gay bars
>no one wants to go with me, or they aren't single
>scared to go by myself
Why.
>>5548971
just ate a gammon shank, 6 rashers of bacon and 3 eggs, a bowl of oats + milk, a packet of dried mango and 2 greek yoghurts, washed down with apple juice mixed with diet lemonade
#G E T B I G
>>5548971
Seems interesting. I might try a smaller version as a taste test.
I have eaten exactly nothing all day because my car is in the shop, there's no food in my apartment, and it is way too cold to go anywhere in walking distance. I might get delivery soon, but it's always so expensive because of minimums.
>>5548955
>>likes inflicting pain/domination
bdsm isn't for everybody
>>doesnt like actual relationships
Lol, I never said that.
>>refuses to bottom or do anything for his partner
Refusing to bottom isn't the same thing as refusing to do anything.
>>would prefer to leave a guy for a woman to have kids because surrogates "arent the same"
>>cheerfully admits to being confident he will eventually leave any guy for a woman
Lol. All I said was that adoption isn't the same.
If I had the money, I'd love to have a dozen surrogate kids with my husbando. Even at 80k a pop a gaggle of a half dozen kids is doable.
>>5548977
Non-single people go to gay bars the same way they go to straight ones. Not all "gay bars" are singles clubs
>>5548969
most prefer it, I think. It's a biological drive type thing... furthering your genes and having a genetic connection to your offspring. But I still think adopting is still a great thing tho.
How do you feel about gay marriage???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMh0oTEm8Qw
How do you guys feel about finger tattoos?
>>5548989
I know, but when I asked my ex if he wanted to go with me, he said "my bf won't let me, super jealous someone will look at me" because his boy toy is a psychopath
I don't have any gay friends lol
>>5548998
's good
>>5549001
's bad
>>5549001
why would I want somebody's finger tattooed on my body?
>>5548948
You should get to the root of your problem. Why do you need to smoke in the first place?
>>5549002
how did you get a bf without gay friends?
oh and have you thought of going with your sister or some other fruit fly?
>>5548998
Good
>>5549001
Not good
>>5548971
ham sandwhich
>>5548983
Uh, wow, what the fuck
I would be legitimately scared of physical injury if I stuffed that much food into myself.
>>5548984
I ride my bike to the store for food, I got a basket and everything.
Also it was actually pretty nice but my tongue hurts now like I ate something too sour and I don't know why
>>5548998
I'm getting married soon~<3
>>5549001
Sure, whatever.
My mister and I want to get our rings tatooed on.
>>5549013
We met through work, so that was easy.
And I have no female friends either. Just straight males.
>>5549020
every time you say "my mister" i want to stab you half a dozen times
>>5549002
So take a straight one? They don't ask to see everyone's copy of the gay agenda at the door.
And if your straight friends are uncomfortable with the idea of being hit on by dudes (but not women at other bars) they're assholes.
>guy says don't be boring on his profile
>responds with 1 word answers and isn't very interesting
Boredom is a 2 way street pal.
>>5549026
It's just a pet name, man.
Besides, isn't this the edition for those, anyways
>>5548961
>I don't want a parasite splitting my love for my husband.
That's some next level shit. lol
>>5548969
I'm all for adopting too, once you've had your own.
Children are your legacy, you get a form of immortality by having kids. A little piece of you is being sent into the future. Maybe it's a little narcissistic to want to propagate your genes, but I never claimed to be perfect.
>>5548994
But why is the genetic connection important? Even in terms of legacy, people today are more concerned with name than bloodline when looking at someone's history.
>>5549028
My friends are assholes lol. Exactly why they don't want to go. They see 1 episode of QaF or some other show and thing it's a neon rave of ecstasy and rape
>>5549020
>mfw also going to order a pizza tonight
gotta bulk up to make my weight class for a pl competition in May
>>5549031
You should tell him that, maybe he doesnt realise how boring he is
>>5549024
ask a straight friend, and agree to go with him to a striaght bar in return
hell probably like it anyway - guys love attention
its worth a shot!
>/gaygen/ is full of pussy boys
why
it's like you all hate the idea of actually getting a bf
>>5549045
.. what do you look like?
Are you a mountain?
>>5548992
After asking an anon to be my bf. Lovin' and leavin' is for hook ups when you can't get a bf/gf.
>>5549040
How so?
>>5549045
You have a point. That's a great way to put it, I'll try that.
>>5549048
heteronormative scum
>>5548983
Mirin bulk.
>tfw McDonald brings back dollar mcdouble just after I commit to a cut.
>>5549036
>Children are your legacy, you get a form of immortality by having kids. A little piece of you is being sent into the future. Maybe it's a little narcissistic to want to propagate your genes, but I never claimed to be perfect
I can't figure out if I'm angry or confused or disappointed by how fucking basic you are. That line of thought is just so childish, even primitive. I mean, I get why you feel that way, but fuck. if you're that concerned why don't you try to leave a mark of your own instead of projecting your fear or dying onto your children? nothing lasts forever either way.
>>5549043
Get better friends. My straight friends have gone with me and generally have a better time than I do.
>>5549036
It's only a little facetious. The difference between a couple and a family with kids is too big for me, I'm not interested in all the baggage that children necessarily bring into the equation.
>>5549048
I blame my poor genetics and also how much I hate boys.
>>5549049
no, i am actually pretty average weight. I'm 70kg at 5 foot 10, and I want to bulk up to 80, then cut down to 74 by may.
>>5549048
too busy for a bf
gotta secure my future and all that
>>5549054
No one will take someone with finger tattoos seriously
>>5549043
PROTIP: These people aren't your friends. You think they are. They might seem like they are. But they really, truly aren't. Either you need to grow up or they do.
>>5549059
>cutting
>ever
>not seeing how massive you can get your baratiddies
>>5549076
I'm a judge IRL
and I sentence all biscum to death
>>5549068
Why not?
You're making all these statements but you're never giving any reason behind them
>>5549074
>tfw still cant do the thing where i flex and my pecs bounce
maybe when i get to 80kg?
>>5549076
you kinda have to stretch your stomach out to get used to it. I just gradually ate more each day to ease myself into it. The downside is that now i am literally always hungry, no matter how much I've eaten.
>>5549003
Someone needs to make Saitama's hat say "Cock".
>>5549048
I think my problem is the opposite. I love the idea of being in a relationship, but don't really like any of the guys I go on dates with or enjoy dating in general. I wonder if maybe I'll just be single forever and that's fine?
>tfw no kuudere top bf
>>5549060
>how fucking basic you are.
The drive to procreate is about as basic as it gets.
>>5549020
>our rings tatooed on.
I might save that for a 20 year anniversary. lol
My mom and dad are thinking about getting them done(married 30+ years) because my dad still works maintenance and wearing the ring at work can be a safety hazard.