Gay General - Little Krishna Edition

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>>5464203
>>5464239
So many warm fuzzy feels.

hitler literally passes as a woman unlike 98% of trannies on this board LOL

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>>5464231
ya got me
>tfw not the little girl

>>5464285

kek I love these pictures
post the others

>>5464289
I dont have any others, just made this one
The Hitler one kills me though

I want a bf.

>>5464314
Be my boyfriend.

>>5464318
fuck off he's mine

>>5464318

Okay.

>>5464314
Post butt

>>5464314
same desu senpai

>>5464326
Do you want to go to the movies with me?
I've haven't seen The Force Awakens yet.

>>5464329
I feel like you typed this in comic sans. So I will be your bf. I could go either way on Star Wars.

>>5464327

It's flat and ugly.

>>5464343

I can't enjoy going to the theater anymore. I'm always in pain from my gait and I'm allergic to every snack from the concession stand.

I wish I had someone to hold.

>>5464387
your life sounds sad
im not going to touch you, dont wanna catch your misery

>>5464387
where u at senpai

i don't mind a flat butt as long as i'm allowed in

>>5464343

tom?
;^;

>>5464399
No but I don't mind if you call me tom.

>>5464387
Well then we can watch some movies at home, I'll bake you something your tummy can take and crush up some opiates.

>>5464392

Okay.

>>5464396

California.

>>5464404

no its just that i was supposed to watch star wars with a guy called tom from here the other day but he didnt show

he didnt even explain why...

>>5464409

That sounds like it would be the best time I would have in years.

>>5464375
The desu senpai is a wordfilter for t b h and f a m

I saw Star Wars already, can we go see Joy? I like Jennifer Lawrence

>>5464419
cut or uncut?

>>5464434
Shame your in America land but I'm sure you can find someone with a mother hen personalty to dote on you.

>>5464461
I know. A lot of people use it ironically. I'm sucker for the guys pretending to be animu grills thing. Joy, huh? Looks pretty gay, tbqh. How many explosions does it have?

Hey gaygen, is it okay to be manlet if I'm a bottom?

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It's hot outside, gg. I've seen two whole snakes this week.

>>5463958
I am very happy for you.

>>5464461
>I like Jennifer Lawrence
Gross, she's fat.

>>5464484
yes

>>5464463

Uncut.

>>5464471

When I feel sad, I think about how some day I will find a bf who loves me. It helps me to feel better because I know some day I will be happy and everything will be okay.

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was anyone shocked when a relative came out?
>sister described herself as "straightest person she knows" last spring
>today she introduced her gf
>family in tears
>be pic related
I'm somewhere between confused and jealous, but also kind of pissed. I came out two months ago to try to make it easier to find a guy, but so far no luck.
>also, my poor, poor southern raised dad

Do you remember what life was like before the memes

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>>5464504
finding out my father was closeted bi was weird considering how homophobic and closeted he still is...
>tfw mom told me how far he went with a guy once
i did not need these feels.

>>5464513
That's NSWF. It's also pretty gross. I'll say C4.

>>5464513
Not him but I'm CI-9.

>>5464521
It's scientific

>>5464522
post it

>>5464513

Somewhere between CI-6 and CI-7.

>>5464513
who /ci-1/ here?
worst feel desu

>>5464524
OK, I don't stare at my own junk enough. Turns out I'm more a C3 man. You? This is a wonderful icebreaker.

>>5464529
>you will never get docked

condolences

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>>5464513
CI-8.
CI-9 is qt, so long as it peels back easily.

>>5464529
Could always remove penis.

>>5464504
That's right you and your senpai is gay

>>5464536
C6

feels kind of bad

I can see the line the separates the half that's covered and the half that's uncovered and sort of calloused. RIP cutdicks

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>>5464544
true true

>>5464540
>ywn get docked
>ywn have more sensation
>ywn masturbate or get handjobs without needing lube
these feels

>>5464540
That is just mean. Anything is possible with the power of love. Even overcoming jewdick.

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>>5464244
Why don't you have a bf?

>>5464550
It's not so bad. These little things don't matter much once someone is bent over.

But are we all agreed that our adopted/mpreg kids will be uncut until they are old enough to choose?

>>5464524
https://imgur.com/a/Dk3bQ

>>5464529
Purest ci-1 here. Don't despair

>>5464544
You have to stop posting him. He's getting better by the hour

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>>5464587
very nice

more?

>t. foreskin connoisseur

>>5464540

Just find a C10. A sizable C10 could probably take your whole micropenis booger.

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>>5464587
Okay. Needs a bit more thickness.

>>5464591
No.

>>5464595
Sorry no, I feel dirty enough already.
>>5464603
Yeah, I wish it was thicker.

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>>5464614
You're fine. Top or bottom?

>>5464603
So c9 is your jam? Seems like prop comedy to me.

>>5464520
Iktf. Gross. Why would your mom storytime that shit though?

>>5464651
Top, I haven't had any complaints but I'm not well traveled.

>>5464520
I have at least two closeted bi friends who are new dads

More stories like that in the future I'm sure

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What can I do to win the undying adoration of legions of hot boys? Is this possible? Hypothetically, can what Beiber does to make millions of teen girls cream themselves be done with gay/bi boys?

What is the secret to winning not just a boy's affections, but his very soul?

Complete this sentence:

"When I'm 40 I ______________"

a) will have matured with dignity with the love and support of my husband Michael. I am the man I want to be.

b) will be disgusted with my sham of a life and prey on teens on grindr.

c) will be the same. I don't much.

d) will have been dead for 15 years.

>>5464666
Everything about this post is disgusting and you can never be my favorite now.

>>5464659
No complaints means no problems! The double helping of foreskin is a feature I'm sure.

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>>5464651
I'm cool with anything between C-5 and C-9.

>>5464666
You could see it coming from a mile away too.

>>5464675

I'm 32 and much worse off than I was at 18-25.

Shit doesn't get easier unless you work, work, work, and then work some more, you inherit money, win the lottery, or find a sugar daddy.

>tfw no slightly chubby small penis Japanese bf to flick and brag that I got a native Japanese boyfriend to my straight friends
>they will never say YOU'RE GAY?
>They will never say to me "im not surprised"

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>>5464675
When I'm 40 I will have matured with dignity with the love and support of my husband SilentProtagonist. I am the man I want to be now and 10 years in the future.

>>5464676
I have had a free issues with it not peeling back properly but I give it a stretch every now and then and it seems to be fine now.

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>>5464701
But fatter, and with even less hair.


When I'm 40, I'll have long accepted death's sweet embrace.

>>5464704
ethnicity?

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>>5464708
gurl you have mental issues you need to deal with before you can ever talk to me again.

>>5464709
Generic caucasian and quarter spanish-cuban.

>>5464719
post boipussi

>>5464724
Trip on senpai

>>5464735
trips are for faggots

>>5464724
You have to buy me dinner first.

>>5464744
unlike those sweet dubs i just scored

>>5464675
That's a good question. I want to say ill be alone for the rest of my life but I honestly don't know if ill do that. I hate humanity and hate marriage and hate relationships but you never know.

I know for sure when im 40 im going to be really muscular and knowing a foreign language completely and would make a good daddy but idk...im not good with relationships.

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>>5464718
Why do you hate me so, Juppy?

I've shown naught but love for you and your secretary, something like that of a little brother.
Would you condemn your own brother?

I am pretty sure I am straight

An old friend told me he has been in love with me for years

What do I do

>>5464762
Just tell him how you feel . You don't know if you can reciprocate his feelings. Apologize modestly but tell him "the heart has a mind of it's own."

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>>5464668
Teen guys? Just show up. Around 16, I would've been a furniture-sexual if my mattress had a hole in it.

>>5464675
A of course. I know a nice Michael, but I hope he stays with his boyfriend. They seem good together. I will make an rship happen though. Wish I could say I'm a total rugged individualist, but I don't give many shits about life unless I have people to care for.

>>5464682
>tfw I will never satisfy you with my only-mostly-aryan jewdick.

>>5464744
Trip on, pansexual

>>5464766
>pansexual

what the fuck is that? someone who has sex with frying pans?

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>>5464775
XD
So f**king epic!

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>>5464775
YES

(Greentext love story.)

>>5464775
it's like bisexual but they're fine with having sex with trans

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>>5464766
I'd make an exception for tall, blond qts.
You won't really need your dick for what we'd be doing together anyway, Captain Kike Cock.

>>5464513
>tfw c-1
i thought about foreskin restoration but there's nothing to work with.


oh well.

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Why the fuck do I even bother anymore? Every time I start to really like a guy, he's straight. EVERY. FUCKING. GODDAMN. TIME. Do gay people even fucking exist? I always tell myself to be more optimistic and that you don't really know if someone's gay or not until they tell you, but FUCKING NOPE. I literally feel like to only gay guy that exists in the planet. I'm so fucking done. They literally only exist on grindr. That's fucking it. That's my only option. Fucking ugly-ass 50 year old pedos.

Fuck everything. Fuck love. It's hopeless. I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow and see his FUCKING FACE.

Kill me.

/blog

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>>5464823
we're all gonna make it bud, keep at it

>>5464823
This is a dream and when you die you unplug from the matrix

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>>5464823
I feel ya.
>Crushing on guy in one of my classes this year who seems interested
>See him in the supermarket one night
>Approach him to say hi
>Succubus pops out and starts public displays of affection with him
>Turn around and leave before I can finish my shopping

>>5464823
Do you think you prefer a type of normie masc guy that often turns out to be straight? Or could you be sabotaging yourself by going after straights and ignoring more viable options?

>>5464809
Not blonde and 5 10 (American.) Also no secret bottom fantasies so I hope we're cooking or something.

>>5464823
you'll develop a crush on a gay guy if you start hanging out with gay guys

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>>5464862
but how do you keep the ones you don't want from crushing on you?

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>>5464872
Poop your pants a few times while in their company.

>>5464856
>Not blonde and 5 10 (American.)
Gurl, bye.
B-but you might still be cute, so I wish you all the best!

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who /ugly as sin/ here

2016 is the year i get a similarly mediocre-in-appearance boyfriend

>>5464897
john you there?

>>5464903
i'm not THAT ugly christ

>tfw no cute Japanese boy to rub my belly after eating 2500 calories in one meal
>tfw supposed to be losing weight
>Tfw lonely and overweight

I just want a Japanese boy...

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Thanks santa!

>>5464908
>>5464903
oh wow just saw this unkindness -- you will pay in due time!

>>5464924
you look like a leper

>>5464935
do you even know what a leper is

>>5464872
>Literally how do I filter reality and control the emotions of others
You can't. Not until the transhuman are finished. Suck it up.

>>5464823
This feel.

I know it well.


No but for real I went down that road once, I just want someone close to my own age. Stay strong anon.

Is there anybody near this shit hole known as Virginia.

pls say yes.

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mfw just got done watching le charme discret de la bourgeoisie

>>5465052
>stalin-sucker pls go
How was it?

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>tfw straight girls think im like a 2/10
>gay guys think im like an 7-8/10

>tfw stupidly depressed for no reason

I've wanted to cry at the drop of a hat for the last week. Idk what's wrong with me

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>>5465068
It's weird right?

I get very few compliments from girls but guys are always telling me that I'm hot or that I'm really cute.

Granted most of them wanted to see me naked, but that still doesn't change the fact that guys seem to be more attracted to me than girls.

>>5465072
*hugs*

>>5465078
They make me feel beautiful...
Like they actualy want me...

>>5465072
You can cry to me if you want...

>>5464897
>tfw semi-average looking
>tfw exceptionally bad personality
>>5465072
i k t f
>>5465068
probably going for lower-tier gays t b h

>>5465084
Well that's probably because they do want you Anon, if they're calling you beautiful. But yeah, it's only natural to feel good when someone wants you.

>>5465095
Can always count on you for some random shittalking. I am feeling sensitive just let me drift off in a magical realm of positivity and love.

>>5465101
>tfw nobody wants me

>>5464924
Fuck me tbqh

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>>5465111
>>5465111
O hey John

>>5465084
That's the stupid thing there's nothing to cry about

Literally something small that makes any normal person go "aw that's a little sad" is turning me into a blubbering mess. Combined with that is just a general cloud hanging above me. It's awful.

Will whore myself for therapist money...

>>5465095
>tfw slightly above average
>broken inside

I'm afraid no one will ever be capable of loving me

>>5465106
Someone probably does.

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Cheer up! Daddy is here! I want each and every one of you. Feel great about your sexy selves!

Except you, Booger. Iamanisland.

>>5465113
get really really really drunk by yourself
trust me bruh works every time
>>5465121
uhm like are you me

>>5465078
I think guys will fuck anything with a pulse
>4/10 on a good day
>still make pretty good money camwhoring

>>5465132
I'd probably know if I was a British Asian so no

>>5465134
Guys and girls will fuck anything but not every person here that gets posted gets compliments.

>>5465132
I'm at my parents' house so I can't do that but the thought has crossed my mind

If I could stomach alcohol without insane amounts of sugar and fruit flavoring I'd probably be an alcoholic already.

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>>5465130
>Except you, Booger.

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>>5465134
Really?
4/10?

Well what do you think of me? Estimate how good you think I'd do.


Shaved the chin thing 2 days ago btw.

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>>5465160
Fuck off John

>>5465164

Alright so let me in on the meme, who's John?

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>>5465160
Would beat over the head with a heavy object, and berry.

>>5465160
I couldn't say really, I've got like half a weeks experience, lol. Depends on what you're willing to do on camera.

>>5465158
Booooooooger!
Why don't you love me any more! ;_;

>>5465134
Wait, are you really an electric jewtube midnight cowboy now? How's that going?

>>5465181
So who do you find attractive here anyway?

>>5465181
>Berry

Exactly what I was going for, thanks anon.

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>>5465191
Nobody in particular, throw me some names and I'll rate.

>>5465193
You're welcome.

>>5465190
>How's that going?
It's a weird mix of not great, and amazingly better then I expected. lol

>>5465212
Huh. Well I hope it keeps getting better. Looking forward to updates. I don't know any male pornstars. Till now!

>>5465210
I find you attractive...

>>5465217
>male pornstar
That's a bit of an overstatement.
It's more:
>Discount man slut
atm.

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>when you're dying inside but still want to look cute for the Internet

Evenin /gg/ am I too late for the pity party?

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>>5465219
Okay.

>>5465226
Post lewds, Blondie.

>>5465237
That won't fill the void in my soul, silly

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>tfw obsessed with myself
>tfw reading through everything in my past learning from my mistakes
>instead of being an asshole going to try being a nice person
>realize that the "nice" person actually wins in the game of life because they get the most sympathy
>going to stop taking pride in being an asshole
>going to have to learn the balance of not being a pussy when ncie and being an asshole
>tfw always got in a rage when someone called me nice but going to get over it and accept it when I start being nice to people

>>5465239
You'd be surprised.

>>5465222
No man. This is exciting. You could make a real name. Get a following. Shit could literally be cash. Moralizing memes aside, I'm happy for ya.

>>5465245
Stop posting this fucking image

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>>5465256

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>gay marriage

>>5465248
Nah having gg make fun of my dick would probably just drive me closer to the grave so I'm good f a m

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>>5465239
>>5465273
What's got you so down, Blondie?
It is the height thing? That despite losing all that weight, you'll always look like 3/4 of a man?

Post lewds, I wanna see you on all fours.

>>5465273
How big is it?
I doubt its memeworthy

>>5465226
its impossible to look cute when you look like goofy

>>5465276
I'm going to regret divulging this but I'm that narrow-dicked anon who keeps posting complaints about said dick. So it's not really short at least.

>>5465275
Some sort of major depressive episode idk. It's pretty fun

>>5465283
I dunno what that's even supposed to mean

>>5464862
Funny story. My last major (straight) crush willingly came up to me to start a conversation and it went downhill from there, while my previous one was in my group for a project. Literally unavoidable.

Meanwhile, forcing myself to be with the people at the LGBT club for a year had the opposite effect. I'm probably gonna go with an internet bf tbqh f a m

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>tfw someone says they like you the way you are

>>5465288
you look like goofy
you know goofy, the disney character?

>>5465068
Are you a bear?

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>>5465292
>tfw someone says you're not good than brags about how they denied you for not being good enough for them

>>5465294
Don't see it sorry

Next shitty insult?

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>>5465296
yes
fuzzy and muscular and bearded
I look pretty fucking cool, I really love the way I look and I eat a bunch to keep me overweightish.
I love being big I look so cool because I love that guys like it.

>>5465307
post nudes

>>5465259
>>5465245
If this is the same poster, then you're in for a long ride.

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>>5465286
>Pencil dick
>Short
Why do you do this to me, Blondie? You were my ray of hope in these threads, with that blond hair, pretty blue eyes and pale skin.

I don't even think I want to assault you anymore, what's the point of beating down a man who's already in the dirt?

Is your butthole still qt?

>>5465300
back when i would compliment you, you'd ignore my posts, assface

you do remind me of goofy though

>>5465307
Well that pretty much explains everything.

>>5465312
what?

>>5465313
I exist only for your approval bully-kun, I'm sorry I haven't met out

>>5465314
I never know what to say when people compliment me so instead I'd just take shots at the ones who insulted me

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Slippery wet dog poop

tfw eight hour coach journey

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>>5465327
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limb_lengthening_methods

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

Get to work.

>>5465314
I'm sorry for not responding to you

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>>5465340
Why do I like you so much?
Not blondie.

>>5465340
I'm good senpai. I don't need some shut-in bogan with an unhealthy model obsession who does nothing but troll on 4chan all day to like me anyway.

i think something stung me

there was a spider in my room the other day so im pertty scared

help me odin

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>>5465346
I don't know, I don't even like me most of the time.

>>5465352
>bogan
How cute.
You shouldn't use words that you're incapable of understanding, Blondie.

really tho what am i going to do for 8 hours

>>5465362
Be an annoying faggot. You already do that for twenty four hours a day tbqh.

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>>5465355
seriously
could this be a spider bite????

jesus of nazareth

>>5465382

looks like it. don't worry, most spider bites are no more serious than mosquito bites. just make sure it doesn't start turning funny colours or anything.

>>5465382
I don't know but ill cut it open and put some cummy inside if it if you want.

>>5465364
#owned
#chatshitgetbanged
#thuglife

>>5465390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0-omvd2u1s

>>5465404
y-you too

I think im going to make my own subreddit and just blog about stuff and say what's on my mind instead of saying it here every night.

Would you guys subscribe and upvote me?

>>5465427
yes

in exchange for cuddles

>>5465427
Fuck off normie

>>5465431
Id cuddle you even if you didn't...

>>5465432
There's nothing normie about creating a subreddit for just yourself to talk to yourself on.

>>5465436
>Id cuddle you even if you didn't...
a-anon

>>5465442
Id squeeze your buttcheeks and kiss your neck.

But it's the internet and it will never happen...

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>>5465436
>>5465442
What a buncha sissies.

>>5465448
Id cuddle the shit out of you...id squeeze you really hard with your butt touching my cock.

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Just got back from reddit.
Literally found this in the atheism section.

how to stop being hungry?

>>5465485
Eat a dick

>>5465491
That actually brings up a point that I've been thinking about for a while.

How do you guys jump on Grindr guys so readily? I'm perpetually horny myself, but I can't see myself just hooking up with someone I don't know.

>>5465485
Stimulants are appetite suppressants, so things like caffeine and nicotine will curb hunger, but not for a long amount of time.
Stimulant medications like adderall, ritalin, focalin, etc. will suppress your appetite for hours.

Other than that, you can eat foods that are very filling but have few calories

>>5465485
Example(s) of filling foods that are low calorie?

>>5465518
>>5465514

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>>5465518
Just drink a shitload of water, usually I feel sick and full after I chug down a couple of litres really fast.
It can kill you though.

>>5465524
>>5465518
It really all depends on what your end goal is

I'm not really the best guy to speak to about nutrition t b h
I'm pretty thin and eat tons of non-filling foods that are calorie dense

Your best bet is probably fit

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Guys I'm over it, I think I am finally over my attraction to chubs, husky guys and bears. This is great also this is my husbando atm

>>5465552
What type of male are you?
Are you a subby boy?

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>>5465552
Needs work.

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>>5465552

>>5465558
You're annoying. I want to filter you.

>>5465562
He's right tho

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>>5465559
Pic
>>5465558
Nah
>>5465555
Subby? Also why?

>>5465569
Because im a fuzzy musclechub that's lonely and wants a subby boy.

>>5465572
Bruh I'm over it and no musclechub exists on 4chan

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>>5465562
The real world will eat you alive.

>>5465569
Yes. He looks like a disgusting mulatto.

>>5465582
He is a beautiful Haitian Jew :3

Black race and mixed race is best race <3

>>5465581
You're not over it.
Im a cub. Not sure the subtleties of musclechub and cub.

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>>5465584
FILTH.

>>5465586
>cub
I wish gays would stop putting themselves in these silly animal groups.

>>5465589
You just want the cub dick faglord.

>>5465586
Prove to me you're qt
>>5465589
Brown is what's around bitch, it'll turn a frown upside down

I can't fall back asleep
Help me lads

>>5465759
Fap

>>5465793
But my tummy is warm and it makes me uncomfortable

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tfw no qt to cuddle with

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guys 16 and under are the hottest

can't prove me wrong

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>>5464258

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>>5465882
>tfw fall in love with 16 year old
>cant do anything because it would be illegal and wrong
have to wait 2 years until he is legal
):

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Dead thread.

>>5465875
>>5465943
Rabbi you jewish fuck

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>>5465953
The doc's here, whats the rapport?

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>>5465961
They are even more handsome around 12

HNGGGGGG

>>5465943

i think the main problem with being 16 + gay was that anyone willing to date you is guaranteed to be a pedophilic creeper, because ordinary, morally upstanded people would rightly shun + avoid you.

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>>5465974
Doesn't look so good, doc. He might not make it.

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>>5465975
what is wrong by you???
you are sick

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>>5465994
Do not fatpost.

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>>5465987
I need a dose of qt 2d boypussy, STAT!

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>>5466009

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>>5466009
Conditions stabilizing. Thought we lost him there for a minute.
Good job, doc.

>fuck like 5 guys over Christmas weekend
>three of them want to make it a long term relationship
>only really interested in two of them, one of which I don't think is still interested in me
Holy fuck why does being a whorebag have to be so hard? Can't I just fuck a hot guy very now and then and leave it that without any of the "hy bb, just want u 2 kno im urs if u want me, u prbly dont tho ; (((" shit.
The worst part is if I try to communicate with them and tell them nicely that I'm really not looking for a relationship, they get even more upset. And if I don't say anything and just go silent hoping they'll give up and move on, they just keep texting me "were r u ; (((".
I can't handle all this guilt tripping.

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>>5466016
>>5466019

>>5466034

>"wah wah my actions have consequences wah wah"

puh-lease

>>5466044
I just don't understand what's romantic about a Grindr hookup. Would be nice if people could wait until the second time around before the "I want you to love me"s came out.

Does anyone know if toxic shock syndrome could be caused by anal sex?

Also what diseases can be in fecal matter? and if it gets on your tongue or in your pee hole through bareback sex? what can happen?

STIs that can be passed on through anal sex include:
chlamydia.
genital herpes.
genital warts.
gonorrhoea.
hepatitis B.
HIV.
syphilis.


Anyone else fear anal or oralsex? I don't think I'll ever actually do it. It's gross.

>>5466062
>Does anyone know if toxic shock syndrome could be caused by anal sex?
Yes, it's what killed Mr.Hands. However, unless you're fucking horses or a virgin bottoming dry for old man barrelcock, you should be fine. You need to be seriously damaged down there to get toxic shock syndrome.

>>5466062
Also, the worst you can get from eating trace amounts of shit is food poisoning. You've probably already eaten some sleazy taco bell employee's shit at some point in your life, and if you've ever pooped and not washed your hands afterwards you've eaten your own too.
Getting it in your urethra is a urinary tract infection, which sucks, but that's just more incentive to wear a condom.

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>>5466034
>wah, i literally had 5 guys all over me over break, making it the best christmas possible.
>wah it's a problem

Shut the hell up. You don't know how lucky you are. I'd do anything to have even one guy be all over me.

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>>5466085
Spending Christmas chilling with your loving family is much nicer!

>>5466085
If it makes you feel any better, three of them were creepy old dudes and one of them is fat. It's not like I had a line of A+ pornstars begging me to fuck them or something. I just had no standards for a week.

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Irish catholic sex-ed is pants-on-head retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxgXWHo9jvI

lel

>>5466109
A sex ed video from the eighties is outdated and dumb
No shit mate
You summoned me

>>5466109

How is it retarded? It's a loving honest message about sex for children.

Having sex outside of marriage is being a SLUT.
Seriously..there is nothing worse than dating left overs.

>>5466109

lol

I remember seeing something similar to this when i was a kid and being confused as to whether you wear clothes or not when having sex

it was never explained to me!

>>5466122
generally not but you can if you want to

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>>5466122
We got to make an ovulation themed board game when we were learning about the female reproductive system.
Mine played like snakes and ladders, with sperm sending you back towards the fallopian tube instead of snakes. There were still ladders inside the vagina though, I couldn't think of a suitable alternative.

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>>5466109
there is nothing wrong with waiting for marriage. i am happy I waited to marriage to have sex. It is special. I do not want someone with disease

>>5466140
You're correct that there isn't anything wrong with waiting until marriage, but at the same time it isn't inherently "right" about it, rather than doing it before marriage. It's all personal preference and whatever works for you and your partner.

>>5466122
I remember I thought you had to do it with the lights turned off because otherwise it would be really gross.

Then I realized that what seemed gross about it for me was that there was a woman involded.

>and so I sayeth unto thee that I shall descend upon thee with a firmness likened unto stone, and that thy flesh is beholden to mine eye
>and I shall beseech thee with great humbleness that thou might grant my firmness mercy from its afflictions and that thy body might serve to lift me from the depths of my great yearning
What do you even say to this?

>>5466210
You wan sum fuk boi?

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>>5466210

>>5466135
instead of ladders you could have them climb shedding uterine wall

>>5466210
>what do you even say to this?
that's my purse i don't know you

How you faggots been

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>>5466293
A vagina filled with tiny ladders is much more amusing to a 13 year old.
That class was silly, some poor uni student had to take us for the sex ed unit.

>>5466308
Okay. Less than 24 hours until 2016 here.

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>>5466034
>iktf
Why won't you dust me? Can I get oil? When will you draw again? Please don't toss me in the fire!
Fuckdolls are so needy.

How to get a bigger dick?

>>5466446
Gain weight and it'll get thicker. That's about it.

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>>5466446
http://www.bathmateshop.us/?gclid=Cj0KEQiAno60BRDt89rAh7qt-4wBEiQASes2tVjBcgdvo6c5pEy7yJhOsAVuRzsUvTgj6P2iSXrlgwYaAm938P8HAQ

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>>5466450
>gain weight it will get thicker
That's not how it works. That's not how anything of the body's anatomy works.

>>5466450
Liar.

>>5466461
Except it is though. It's not a major amount, and it's certainly not worth it, especially since you end up with some of your dick hidden in your new layers of fat, but it does get thicker when you gain weight.

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>>5466475
You are seriously retarded.

>>5466486
>skinny guy has skinny dick
>gets fat, dick gets thicker
>fat guy has thick dick
>loses weight, dick gets thinner
But clearly this must be related to something other than weight because obviously it's impossible for this to be true despite it happening all the fucking time.

>>5466475

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Does my gay chart make sense? If the upper left seems so uncommon and a bit weird, how come the lower right is well known and makes sense? Does anyone actually identify as power-bottom chaser?

>>5466135
Stop posting him. Im at work, it isn't fair

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>>5466491

>>5466494

its retarded on at least 4 levels

>>5466494
>Does anyone actually identify as power-bottom chaser?
Yes? Guys being bigger and stronger than me turns me on, and I'm a top. That's essentially what's going on here isn't it?

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>>5466497
Stop lusting after straight™ men, and focus on your job!

>>5466494
It needs more context. And the masculine feminine presenting dimension might be needed if we include chasers.

>>5466494
so if i prefer a weaker partner and am i bottom myself, what would i do?

>>5466494
>Does my gay chart make sense?
not really.

>>5466494
>Does anyone actually identify as power-bottom
pretty sure sludgepuppy does even though he won't admit it

>>5466494
>chaser?
mtf chaser, or chub chaser, or?
if mtf chaser, you're probably in the wrong general

>>5466516
Become a lesbian?

>>5466523
He used "chaser" to mean a different thing.

>>5466508
What's the label associated with it (like there is for every single minute variation in preferences amongst faggots) then? Is that particular flavour of gayness too manly for gay lingo?

Let's make a pact /gaygen/....to not post on 4chan in 2016.

Than everyone come back here Jan 1st 2017 to tell us how much your life has improved, how you have a boyfriend/fiance now, etc.

DEAL?

>>5466543
fuck off faggot

>>5466539
I don't think there is one.

>>5466543
Jokes on you bitch I had a boyfriend and I dumped his clingy ass because he wouldn't talk about anything except how much he missed me, even when we were together.

>>5466531
>Become a lesbian?
ok

>>5466549

YOU CAN STAY 4CHAN AND WASTE AWAY.
NOT LIKE YOU'LL EVER GET A BF WITH THAT ATTITUDE.


>>5466554
Jokes on you, I'm your clingy ass ex-bf and I only acted like I missed you all the time to annoy you so you would break up with me because I didn't want to hurt your feelings because you were so boring to be around all the time and lacked a personality, oh and your penis was too small.

>>5466494
>tfw semi hetero
>tfw vers

i just think the top should be in command. I'm only a twink but if i find a stronger or bigger guy who wants to bottom you bet i'm being the dom, but if they want to top i find it kinda silly for me to dom a bigger guy into fucking me

>>5466577
>oh and your penis was too small.
Yes, I can believe that after you told me I was too big for you to bottom for.

>>5466514
>straight
No. Not okay. I dont chase straighties.
If i could turn so can he.

>>5466590
your post was just as confusing as the chart in >>5466494

>>5466494

1) no actual source except some random opinions you pulled out your ass

2) whats the purpose of this graph? what is it meant to show or clear up?

3) you made up labels and they dont really fit - power bottom is a subset of bottoms, for example, not two seperate groups

4) no scale means its largely meaningless

5) the whole thing is just fucking stupid

>>5466614
basically, i'm vers and into all types, but i just think the top should be dominant

that said, power struggles are hot so watever

>>5466590
This made sense to me. I had to read it twice, but it made sense.

>>5466631
>4) no scale means its largely meaningless
But there is a scale. Just because it's not fucking numerical doesn't mean it's not there you dribbling retard.

>>5466644

No there isnt. There is no middle ground here, just 5 distinct categories. There is no reason for this to be a graph rather than a table except aesthetics.

>>5466631
What is the source for your opinions? What is the purpose of this confused review? Scale?
>Scale?
The guy threw together a quick graph. Go make a table if you care this much.
Annnnnd you're 12. Thanks for not contributing.

>>5466650
Except those aren't distinct categories. No one absolutely 110% prefers stronger partners at all times under all circumstances. No one is always 110% top at all times under all circumstances.
U R fkn dum
fo rel

>>5464244
Why does it seem like most guys 18-30, big or small, masc or fem, only want to bottom for daddies
Or am I just on grindr too much

>>5466668
You're on grinder too much. For most gays it's a somewhat even split of 50/50 tops/bottoms, with them prefering people close to their age.

People on grindr/tinder/craigslist are just desperate for cock.

>>5466666
Many people I see on dating sites here and on grindr are exclusive tops.

>>5466668
Because most daddies will only top, so they don't even know what topping is like or if they like it.
That's how I was until I met a guy who got me to fuck him, and then I realized that sex can actually feel good.

>>5466686
Doesn't mean they haven't bottomed in the past and aren't willing to bottom for the right person, it just means they want to top with random hookups.

>>5464504
My sister told me that she was bi and I told her to fuck off because she does shit like that all of the time to make herself seem more interesting. Also my parents well cool with me being a fag and I don't want to share that with her

>>5466695
Doesn't mean that they have or will either.

>>5466743
Exactly, hence why it's a sliding scale.

Do you know many gay people IRL?

i) how do you know them?
ii) how did you know they were gay?
iii) how did you introduce yourself to them?

>>5466753
I know about two.
>how do you know them?
they're my cousins.
>how did you know they were gay?
they told me after I told them I was gay
>how did you introduce yourself to them?
considering we're cousins and we met as babies, I have no recollection. No, we did not fuck, but if that sounds hot to you then go ahead and pretend we did.

>>5466753
i know noboy who is gay
there is only one guy i suspect
might be because im closeted :(

>>5466753
I know of 1 gay guy, 2 lesbians, 2 transmen and one... eh, when I first got to know her she was a hardened lesbian only speaking of feminism, then she was going to marry a 20 year older guy and now she is engaged to one of those transmen.

They all made sure you knew they were queer, except the lesbians, they are married and every guy that hits on one of them has a little mindfuck when he learns they are lesbos and married.

I can't remember. Aside from the lesbians I don't want to hang with any of them, and I've known the lesbians for 11 years.

someone make a new thread

>>5466847

ok hang on a mo

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>>5466753
Back when I was 21 I only knew other gay men through my ex. There were four couples including ours. One (apparently married) couple owned a condo.The other two couples were just together one lived in an apartment the other lived in a house they bought together. There were two other single guys in the bunch one was 5'6" and the other was 7' tall. There was a gathering almost every weekend either at one couple's home or at the gay bars. My ex never invited anyone over to his house. He didn't like hosting parties. They were all gay and I only knew them through my bf at the time. Later after we broke up I found out the "married couple" would go find a random guy at the bars to bring home and have sex with ( not much of a marriage, but I kept my opinions to myself about their relationship) It wasn't until we broke up that I realized that another couple wanted me to be a third as well as the married couple. It was as if they were wolves waiting for a weakness, waiting for our relationship to end so that they can prey on me. I tried to date the 5'6" guy, but he gave out mixed feelings of not really wanting a relationship, but not wanting anything else. So that failed. The 7' tall guy was too intimidating to even try dating. It wasn't until I finally moved away to a new state/city that I got a new phone number and ditched them all since they were never my friends anyway they were my ex's friends.I really haven't had any gay friends ever since. They either want to break up your relationship to have sex with you or your partner or they act like wolves waiting in the shadows for your relationship to fail so they can have sex with you or your partner. That being said there was only one couple that I respected and that was the one that bought a house together. They really were in love with each other and didn't show any sign of wanting to break up relationships or have sex with anyone else, but they were very close friends of my ex's so I ditched them as friends too.

>>5466868
>>5466868
>>5466868

>>5464924
omglol john you're back :) hi