Gay General Vexillology edition.

>>5462145
I dont want fucked up worker daddy hands. Hands that get used are fine, and babby fresh skin is weak, i agree.

Girl hands suck because of that. Good for absolutely nothing

>>5462193
I wish I could read it


>tfw no bf

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Treat your gg sisters with kindness and respect!

>>5462165

Answer is here
>>5462198

>>5462078
>Years of manual labor
>Weight lifting callouses
>Scars and fucked up nail from industrial accidents.
I'll never have qt hands ;_;

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would u suck my dick?

>>5462231
post them
I like rugged hands

>>5462102
>Who am I cucking them for?
Whoever the cuck picks.

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>>5462231
>Dick Rickets
>Pancake butt
>Fucked up hands
>Udders
>British
Thank God your stunning and brave ex wife came to her senses.

>>5462237

yeah
you look cute. You also look weak as fuck and I could probably break you with my left hand, but thats besides the point.

>>5462251
>ann is british
Ann ima visit you in may when i go to england yeah?

>>5462251
holy shit all the guys in the background look like clones

sp000ki

>>5462240
At work still.

>>5462251
>British
U wot m8? I swear on me mum.

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>>5462155
just pulling your leg bro

see, the irishman is in the middle, with those two guys as his henchmen, which is why he's just standing there not even wearing anything fancy for the occasion.

both the guys on his side know that the irishman could drink both of them under the table, kick their asses, or bomb their countries at any time, so they just stand there humbly, staring into the distance trying hard to look tough.

meanwhile the irishman simply assumes the superior position of looking straight at the camera, sporting the so called shit eating grin to garnish this pic that signifies his complete victory over those two

>>5462237
>>5462254
Yeah, I wouldn't let you fuck me but I might blow you. Your neck looks squeezable though

>>5462231

>yfw you make a boypussy bleed just by fingering it w your sandpaper hands

how horrifying

>>5462254
>>5462271
t-thanks

>>5462259
I'm about as British as a £7 note.

>>5462272
I'm not going to lie, looking at my hands, that seems like a distinct possibility.

>>5462246
Hmm idk
I'm a one man guy desu
It'd be so awkward desu
>>5462267
This guy gets it,
Top lad

>tfw average penis with sebaceous glands all over shaft
time to just be asexual I guess

>>5462308
Booo
I need someone to visit on my free days and drink scrumpies with till our livers give out

>>5462231
>years of manly
>manly callouses
>manly nails
>I'll never be a fag

Tfw never humblebait as good as Ann :/

>>5462308
im getting horny thinking about your rough manly hands caressing my soft, fragile skin ^_^

>>5462316

Not really a problem unless they're like huge and inflamed

most dicks close up are not smooth, they got hair growing up the shaft and bumps and veins and shit all over

>>5462323
I'm not, when I think of rough manly hands I think of my stepdad and I hated my stepdad so I instantly get turned off

>>5462336
Handled a smooth dick once... They definitely need some extra bits of "texture". Smooth feels wrong

>>5462321
lol
>>5462323
It's not as fun as it looks. I have to fap with these ugly mitts, and they feel like sandpaper.

>>5462237
>>5462294
don't let the stuff you see online get to you bro. the bottom guys here fantasize about all sorts of 10/10 guys while shit talking average guys, but when push comes to shove irl these sorts will submit if you're
1. confident enough to go for it
2. not completely hideous
3. interesting enough to not be a complete brick wall to talk to

>>5462383
i am leaking

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>>5462383

>>5462237
I'd suck your dick man

>>5462399

what are you talking about i said i would suck his dick

I'd probably tie him down and tease him a bit first, but id let him get off eventually out of the kindness of my heart i reckon.

>>5462237
>that disgusting facial hair attempt
>lazy hair
>that chain
>nike T shirt

N o

You look like the type who's interests include cars and bad rap

>>5462272
Only downside but, I don't like fingers in my butt anyway; they all hurt. I'd rather feel those hands grip

>>5462409
>i am leaking
Lol better leaking then bloody and raw.

>>5462411
That's an idea. But what's the point, the calloses are going to come back anyways.

Maybe before a hot date. lol

>>5462426
>You look like the type who's interests include cars
Sounding real faggy m8.

>>5462237
Only if you suck back

>>5462338
>tfw healthty hands of a scholar because I wear gloves and don't spaz with tools.

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Spending today with my boyfriend and our daughter. We're getting married in the new year!

>>5462399
Yeah, faggot what >>5462419 said

He'd get action but limited. Not even a bottom here

Workout newb here
If I work out multiple parts of my body one day, and the next day parts are sore but other parts that I also worked out aren't sore, can I workout those muscles or should I just take the rest day

>>5462443
it won't get rid of your callouses but it will keep them smooth instead of sandpapery

>>5462399
1/3 hoo yeah!

>>5462443
I am a LITTLE faggy but that guy looks like he makes no effort whatsoever.

A little interest in fashion, even just a tiny one, can make a huge difference.

IE - Ditching the chain, getting a better haircut, shaving the shit facial hair patch.

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r8 hands

im a qt fem bottom who also deadlifts

>>5462469
7.5

Post tum

>>5462463
Soreness might not be the best indicator that a muscle is recovered. Once you start lifting regularly, the doms should go away mostly.

I wouldn't recommend hitting the same muscles two days in a row.

>>5462487
I miss doms
Not even swimming gets em going anymore

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>>5462487
>Once you start lifting regularly, the doms should go away mostly.

This is why i dont lift

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>>5462476

old pic

>>5462463

DOMS doesnt mean anything as far as workout intensity goes. As a rule of thumb though, you shouldnt workout hte same musclegroup 2 days in a row - read the /fit/ sticky.

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>>5462510
>qt fem

>>5462519

i was joking m80
i have a beard and everything

>>5462466
I might have to give it a try. Maybe smooth callouses won't rip off while lifting.

>>5462468
I'm not disagreeing with any of the fashion stuff, especially the facial hair thing, but there's nothing wrong with being an auto-fag.

>>5462496
Just skip leg days every so often. You'll get all the doms you could want and more.

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>>5462532
the kind of guys that are really into cars and sports and like basic generic boring old man stuff just tend to be synonymous with people who have like no fashion sense and really suck to talk to

s-sorry. Obviously there are exceptions.

>>5462539

That was a spoofed malware file it turned out + not actual child porn

he still streams and everything

>>5462451

That's gross how she's licking that icecream cone, considering she's like 5 or 6. You should ground her and make sure she isn't taking nude selfies on her cellphone for her boy crushes.

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>>5462419
>would suck
>with conditions tee hee
you're already talking about being a piece of shit to that guy online, now tell me why would you be any less of a bitch irl

this is why I slap and occasionally punch you "people", it simply seems that you bottoms can never ever be trusted to be a decent human being on your own accord

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>>5462562

Not so for this guy.

>>5462573

ayy lmao

lemme guess - got rejected recently?

>>5462567
Chill man, she's got an iPhone 6S and she only has like 4 boyfriends in 1st grade. Her friend's dad said he's gonna turn her into a 'bimbo' whatever that is.

>>5462560
I can see that.

>tfw terrible fashion sense.

>>5462532
Not even skipped leg day can bring war to these peaceful trunks. And they are skipped

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>>5462498

kek

>>5462539

Um excuse me bitch

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>>5462560
>not wanting a bf with shitty fashion to dress up as your personal human sized ken doll

>>5462524
We can rate that too

>>5462573
>it simply seems that you bottoms can never ever be trusted to be a decent human being on your own accord
Spare the rod, spoil the child.

>>5462611
Need to up your skipping intensity.

>>5462618
>Um excuse me bitch
I thought he was talking about beards at first too. Fags go gaga for beards.

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>>5462539
Because 7 out of 10 bearded guys use the beard to cover up their average face.

>>5462573
girl you mad or naw

>>5462594
no, were you?

I still have my best boy, he just needs some slapping when he tries to start shit

>>5462539
I do, provided the beard is a manageable length and is soft more than scratchy. Guys with nice beards are fun to kiss and cuddle.

>>5462655
*clicks tongue* OR NAWWW

>>5462664
>I still have my best boy, he just needs some slapping when he tries to start shit
Daw.

>>5462267
Where's wales?

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>>5462664
>he just needs some slapping when he tries to start shit

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>>5462679

taking the picture

but he looks qt as fuck, like all welshmen

>>5462664

srsly lmaoing @ ur life rn

>>5462679
Wales is the one taking the picture.

>>5462653
Leave Eugene out of this. Gypsy fucking master race

>tfw he asks you to be his musclebearfriend

:')

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gaygen,
do you use condoms?
when was the last time you got checked?

>>5462704

Post musclehole desu

>>5462699
He has a good face hiding underneath desu.

Gypsies, in general, are pretty disgusting though.

>>5462712

No
Never

#poz is love
#poz is life

>>5462712
with my first/only bf we were both pretty young and virgins and waited a while before sex so I felt fine without it. Never got tested but not really reason to.
If I was with anyone after that, I would wear one if asked to or get tested with them if they wanted that
But Im not a whore looking to get stuffed with cum so not really big issue

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>>5462704

be honest with me man
are you just shitposting or are you for real?

because ever since i started lifting my dating pool has shrunk to fucking zero and im starting to think IRL people only ever like twinks, and anything else is just an internet meme. pls be honest man.

>>5462719
kek

>>5462712
>do you use condoms?
I don't have someone to need condoms for.

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>>5462712

Once i got an HIV test just so that I could pretend I had had sex. It was nice to pretend that I was a functioning human being for a half hour or so.

>>5462716
On tour, he had this qt pollack accordionist that just rustled my jimmies when he had his foot up on an amp

So much calf
So much man

So /lgbt/,
how does one juggle the need and excellence of male platonic friendships with the desires of flesh and freudian affection?

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>>5462740

>tfw small calves

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>>5462686
I don't like doing it, but it's necessary for establishing a successful top/bottom relationship. Skinny bottoms are the best since they just take it all without getting all bratty, bears are too emotional

>>5462712
I use them a lot but once in a committed relationship I went bareback
It was alright
Got tested last month, I'm all g

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>>5462712
PrEP master race
>fill me with daddies cummies Plz

>>5462740

>no big calf bf who like to get fucked on his back with his legs over my shoulders so I can lick his big manly calves

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>>5462746
dunno

don't have either

>>5462749
unfh

>>5462746
>tfw...

>>5462746
>how does one juggle the need and excellence of male platonic friendships with the desires of flesh and freudian affection?
Get a hot dumb friend for sexing and an ugly intelligent friend for platonic shit.

>>5462639
My loafers are so light i'm already skipping all over the place

>>5462764
That sounds... Unpleasant

>>5462778

>he's not into muscle worship

pff

pleb

>>5462782
Sure, worship away. But calfs... Licking...

>>5462764
>tfw no senpai to rub and kiss my calves after skating

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>>5462782

aw yiss

>>5462782
>>5462786
Maybe a little nip?

>>5462451
Your bf a qt

>>5462712
Almost never. Very strict about testing so I wouldn't infect others. My warped idea being that I'd only kill myself if pozzed. I stopped having sex and ended up clean. I'm spoiled from not using condoms though. Hopefully future bf won't be a dirty hoor.

>>5462788
mnrgh

>>5462786

It's the hardest place to add mass, so it's the place that should be worshiped most if he gets them big

>>5462787

post legs

>>5462788

That is kind of grotesque desu

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>>5462797

arent you a twink ayylium top?

mebbe you should start lifting

>>5462802
im vers

>>5462800
>hardest place to add mass
Poor millhouse clearly hasnt been doing his 30 minute incline walks. Calfs fer daiz

>>5462800
S-senpai. ...I'm still at work

>>5462664
That sounds pretty hot
>tfw no top to slap me around

Post your faces gangrene/

>>5462800

r8 mine bb x
>>5457540

>>5462810

nobody has time for that shit, but conversely barbell calf raises are doing nothing for me, so perhaps I should start making time...

>>5462821
Fuck no .
It's late no one wants night mares

>>5462580
Wtf lol. Story?

>>5462800
>It's the hardest place to add mass

>tfw ex-fatty
>tfw calves look great

lmao @ your lives calflets.

>>5462854

post calves so i can rage pls

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>>5462819
it's hot until you get used to it, and actually start craving some good ole slap

then the top dude (me) punches you in the face to make you behave, and suddenly you're in a dysfunctional relationship with punches galore

I don't like doing it, but you give me no chance to stop because you're a thirsty slut who will stop at nothing

>>5462451
you have a handsome bf anon

anyway, i want to die because i'm gay

>>5462881
A punch here and there sounds like good fun

would you date a guy who faps to shota porn?

not me, just asking out of curiosity

>>5462905
>not me, just asking out of curiosity
Sure you aren't :^)

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>>5462905

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>>5462911
Im aksing because Im dating a guy who (used to) fap to shota and I dont know how to feel bout it
Like its kinda werib but dunno

>>5462920
weird*

>>5462905

Red flag desu

>>5462905
It's not precisely what I'm into, but not bothered. A fantasy is just a fantasy. It's also hot to know the one your with is fucked up and sharing all degenerate thoughts.

>>5462905
2D no limit

>>5462920
>dating a pedophile

>>5462920

hey those are my legs
???

>>5462943

Post butt

>>5462943
I know its you feelingood baby. I just love you fucking body, I wish I would look like that

(post more?)

>>5462943
>>5462946
and tum

Have any of you seen the new star wars film?
I know Adam Driver / Kylo Ren has an ugly face but I still fucking would. Maybe it's just me, but I think ugly guys can also be hot, if that makes any sense??

>>5462962
I've never seen a star wars film.

>>5462962
It's the Jewface. Hatefucking jewface is a natural and wholesome instinct.

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>>5462904
yes, fun

this pic is what a "violence black eye" google search gave me, and it looks just like the time when my bf wanted to get "gay bashed" as part of an rp sex session

he was crying the whole time

>>5462962
They deliberately made him look worse. He's passable, especially with a beard

He's not tru ugg

>>5462968
It's fine, i'm sure being gay AND skipping star wars cancels each other out as mortal sins tend to

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Rip Tate Ramsden.

>>5462962

i was going to watch it yesterday with someone but he bailed on me without telling me and i spent the day doing physics instead ;~;

>>5462951

maybe you should try lifting? its fun and will make you both better-looking and healthier. it only takes like 1 hour, 3 times a week as a beginner!

here is the fit sticky: liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>>5462954

my stomach has gotten less cute as ive gotten fitter

its not so round anymore :(

>>5462946

You first

>>5462990
>maybe you should try lifting? its fun and will make you both better-looking and healthier. it only takes like 1 hour, 3 times a week as a beginner!

here is the fit sticky: liamrosen.com/fitness.html


I got your pic from /fit/ you cunt, now post more bby :3

>>5463011

i have a new progress pic ill post in the next few days, i dont want to oversaturate the threads with reckless narcisissm.

>>5463028
its not reckless if its appropriate ;^)

>>5463028
top kek

>>5463028
Give the people what they want. You know you want to

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>>5463103

>>5462532
i heard they keeping your callouses maintained does help prevent tearing, but i don't know firsthand

>>5463135
Always lightly picked at mine and kept em clean. Never torn one in almost 4 years

>>5463103
A "Boyfriend" is just a silly male who thinks an unmarried man should be interested in not banging other guys and paying for everything. What idiot would ever sign up for that?

Getting a boyfriend is easy. It's getting rid of him that's hard. Have you ever told your boyfriend to fuck off, get lost, shut up or go away? He won't leave! Not even "please leave" works. It's remarkable.

For al the things a "boyfriend" expects from a MAN to make him "happy", tell your boyfriend to stop talking for 5 minutes -just because it would make you happy- and he will behave lke you treated him badly. Not talking takes less energy than applying lipstick. It takes less effort than talking. Yet a man in a "relationship" will refuse to do it.

Not talking is asking NOTHING from him. If a man isn't even prepared to do NOTHING to please his man, then he is simply not marriageable or worth being in a relationship with.

"Boyfriends" actually try to use "the silent treatment" which is the worst possible way to tell a man you're mad at him. That's like HEAVEN to a man. When a man pulls "the silent treatment", just think about what he thinks you did "wrong"... and then do it as often as fucking possible.


Finding a man who will repeatedly nag, annoy and tell you that you're wrong all the time is one of the easiest things in the world.


Can't get a boyfriend? PLEASE. Who the fuck would ever want one.

>>5462532
There's a hand wash you can use that dries up your skin really well, used it for escrima, no callouses ever, pretty neat stuff
I'll try and find a name

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>>5463166
>A "Boyfriend" is just a silly male who thinks an unmarried man should be interested in not banging other guys
stopped reading right there

>>5463166
I hope this is a pasta

>>5463166
>copypasta about women.
>we already know vaginal jew is death
Why post this?

>>5463166
Oh shit what website was this from, I just went there a few days ago

Full of good stuff like this, it was all he-man-woman-hater stuff

>>5463220
https://www.mgtow.com/faq/

under "MGTOW can't get a girlfriend"

>>5462383
>It's not as fun as it looks. I have to fap with these ugly mitts, and they feel like sandpaper.
would get along great, i like it rough. strangly I enjoy teeth during a blowjob too.

>>5463220
knock it off, He-Man (And the Masters of the Universe) was pretty damn good for a Filmation cartoon

>>5462237
>would u suck my dick?
No but i would let you pound my throat ;)

>>5463234
Do you even like boipuss, Radfem Guy? Just curious why you're here.

>>5463249
I'm a political gay

>>5463259
Well carry on then, pal. Have you heard about the Nazi Qt PolGBTeam? Pretty exciting social movement.

>>5463259
while you're at it, why not just become a political martyr and kill yourself

you won't be missed

>>5463317
>encouraging pozzed up AIDS death
Feminists are terrible. I bet they invented AIDS to destroy the white man. And poppers, too.

>>5463331
>not wanting your true love to impregnate you with his hiv-baby

>>5463331
hey, let's not get in over our heads now

I only told you to kill yourself

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Spending new years with mates, getting drunk and dancing

>>5463347
Actually that wasn't me. But you need to workshop your improv skills. Always keep it moving forward, pal.

>>5463331
retard/10

>>5463343
>not wanting to keep your mpreg baby hivy free

>>5463357
You are jockeying hard for my favorite. Love the tuber jokes.

check out what im making!

http://onlinesequencer.net/176604

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so you homos tried to be edgy and cool

I'm sorry, really, since none of you could deliver

>>5463426
i don't think any of us could even try to be edgy or cool if our lives depended on it

Fuck I miss my ex

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>>5463331
I bet you invented it

>>5463416
I ... what
I'm your favourite, is that it? Fair enough, good taste m8
>>5463426
Yeah be careful to not cut yourself on my gif of potatoes dancing
I'm a mad cunt

>>5463438
Your ex is gonna smooch a cutie on New Years and snuggle him all night

>>5463438
you can have mine if you want

>>5463437
*unsheathes katana*
>>5463441
psh

quit it with your potatoes, you won't fool me so easy

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>tfw you only are and will always be his plan b

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>>5463439
OK, I did invent AIDS, but it was to wipe out the jungle qts. But then I watched Family Matters and I realized the terrible mistake I'd made. However, when my back was turned, Gloria Steinem stole my infected monkey. And well... I suppose you know the rest.

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>>5463521

>tfw you are nobodys plan anything

>>5463505
Fool you into thinking I'm not a depressed Fuck? Damn you're ahead of the game

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1991 tho

oh lawd

>>5463521
The only plan he has for me involves me dying.
Kinda miss him a little.
Except for that cold uncaring stare of pure contempt.

I'll never fall for a normal person.

>>5463577
I just wish for once I was someone's priority.

Just once.

>>5463505
i'll unsheathe your katana all right ;)

>>5463592
I feel you.
Well, at least we have dreams to keep us company.

>>5463605
>>5463592
>>5463577
AnnSkellie will literally date all of us. Hope has arrived.

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>no internet browsing bf to sneak up on.
;______;

>>5463593
you are dirty and brown

Hear me out. Im gay but a while back i thought i was a tranny and now i take the pills because i want to stay a twink but im not a tranny. they make me cringe

would guys who are into twinks be massively put off by this? I still have short hair and everything, i don't look like a tranny

>inb4 >>/mtfg/, trannies are gross

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>>5463622
tfw your bfs cat doesn't let you sneak up on him

>>5463614
>tfw Ann has 63 other dates with bfs before he can get to me
;-;

>>5463622
it's so fun when you squish him all close and kiss his neck and pull down his undies and hot dog him for a bit and he's all "nnnn i'm playing a gaaaame"
sigh

>>5463633
i am white and just got out of the shower

>>5463635

Okay but taking titty skittles literally makes you a tranny as they cause your body to transition from one with male secondary sex characteristics into one which more nearly approximates female secondary sex characteristics

>>5463635
>>5440348

>>5462619
An unfortunate case of butterface

>>5463640
The things I would do for that butt

>>5463652
I got a tiny bit of gyno and i cum less but sexually i don't really have female sexual characteristics
>>5463653
Femgen is just mtfg with a coating of denial

>>5463671
>mtfg with a coating of denial
>says the mtf with a coating of denial

>>5463671
>Femgen is just mtfg with a coating of denial

Yeah.
A tranny who doesn't want to be a tranny but takes tranny pills wouldn't fit there anyways.

>>5463635
I'm not sure I care anymore. It's best to take people case-by-case. Just be a good catch and not a feminist.

>>5463673
>>5463677
Im not denying it falsely, im not one of them.

Is it really a big problem with gay guys
>>5463693
Yeah thats cool, i just hate being accused of being one of them and denied the chance to talk to other gay guys instantly. I want a gay relationship, i dont want to go tranny and try to catfish a straight guy

>>5463703
"i'm not a tranny, i just take pills to make me a girl"
gay guys are not going to be into you
the best you can hope for are bisexuals

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>tfw ugly

>>5463703
gay guys like guys
if you look like a girl
gay guys wont like you

I just felt a light earthquake

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>>5463715
>tfw

>>5463718
sorry pulled out my dick too quickly and it hit the ground

>>5463711
Only trannies believe it turns you into a girl

It's just hormones, not magic, i still look like a boy and that's not going to change, i'm not trying to look like a girl
>>5463716
I have short hair, i just look like a twink

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>>5463715
>tfw a guy asks you for pics
>you send them
>he stops responding

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>>5463725
girls can have short hair and look like twinks too

>>5463725
can you just go sit quietly with the other failed trannies that won't go away?
you can talk about your tits and ponies or glitter or whatever

>>5463732
Ok?? Im not one
>>5463733
Failed? I just came to my senses, i'd rather be a boy, i just like how i look right now and i dont want to ruin it yet

>>5463746
>i'd rather be a boy
then be one

>>5463718
LA?

>>5463770
i didn't notice one

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>>5463726
>"But you have a great personality!"

>>5463765
I am, you're the ones calling me a tranny and saying i'm not a boy

I look like a boy, i just like being thinner and softer and having less body hair. I just want to know if that's really a big problem, seems like most people here get mad. Would gay guys IRL freak out and say they're not attracted to girls just because of some hormones?

>>5463813
normal gay guys wouldn't be interested
but thankfully there are bisexuals who would, and probably some tranny chasers would lower their standards for you

>>5463770
Yes

>>5463813
Ill take it

>>5463832
Lower their standards...? Have you seen trannies? Gay guys have been interested but i'm scared of getting close in case they find out and get weird and irrational about it as if it changes who i am

all my exams in January are formative but all the girls on my course are like spazzing out over them and yeah it'd be nice to do wel but I'd rather fuck about and go out.

>>5463703
>i just hate being accused of being one of them and denied the chance to talk to other gay guys instantly.
That is going to be an ongoing issue here. I mean, look where we are. They don't care. You shouldn't care about their opinions.

Basically you're a non-trans by choice. I might be gay by choice. So I get where you're coming from, pal. It's a social clusterfuck.

>>5463840
gay guys would want guys
tranny chasers would want trannies
you are a failure on both counts

>>5463840
no one will ever take seriously someone who takes pills to be a tranny but doesn't want to be a tranny

it's like top tier red flag

sorry m8

>>5463855
>red flag
I understand that, but im at least more rational and not crazy than i used to be
>>5463850
Trannies are below me.
>>5463844
I'm just a gay man, i like looking a little feminine, some gay guys actually like how i look feminine

>>5463869
Dont listen to the bitter sound of these tfw no bf's, i'll take you

>>5463875

you do realise that he will grow tits and become impotent over time, as well as suffering extreme mood swings and other side affects?

hormones arent to be taken likely, and dating an addict is retarded.

definitely in my top 5 red flags

>>5463869
>I'm just a gay man
I get it, pal. No more tears. I was teasing you. I'm sure you're very attractive and desirable to gays IRL. Again, this is a bad place for fair feedback.

>>5463875
Lol cool, just hoping that isnt rare
>>5463896
You only grow tits if you get fat early on, it looks like i have mild gynocomastia. Not as easy to get a boner but it still works fine. My mood really isnt any worse at all

>>5463896
Surewhynot

So long as the mood swings bring on anorexia and not binge eating, we're good

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thoughts?

>>5463937
rocking the child molester look

>>5463937
>that lip
Ffs
Think of the children

>>5463944
He does, too much

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>>5463937
WE GOT A KID FUCKER OVER HERE

>>5462211

Hey, your incessant posting of this model has actually helped my relationship! My boyfriend wants to go for a really feminine look, but I want him to retain some masculinity. This hairstyle is the perfect compromise. Feminine, but not too feminine. Just the right amount. We both love it.

>>5463937
Shave and he'd get a solid dicking

>>5463948
Bby I'm rly feeling enchantress right now. She's serving so much natural realness.

>>5463958
nice blog post faggot

>It's pathetic to come out if you don't have a bf
>No-one will have you if you're closeted

What do

>>5463968
tell your close friends and just let them tell whoever they wanna tell

>>5463941
>>5463956
>>5463944
I thought it looked kinda cool...

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>>5463968
>It's pathetic to come out if you don't have a bf

Who is saying this?

>>5463968
I feel u.
Plus I don't want to come out until I properly move out and that's near impossible in
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Unless you win the lottery. fml

>>5463977
It just doesn't work, anon.

>>5463967

But...this is my blog. What else is gaygen for?

>>5463966
I haven't played today but I'm feeling like razor Tbh

>>5463968
>imaginaryissues.jpg

>>5463977
That stache will be in style again when the charlie chaplin makes a comeback.
>you look great, but it is kinda hitlery
>you look great, but it is kinda molestery

>>5463981

I just feel like if you tell people you're gay when you're alone there's no reason to, like why bother announcing something that will shatter a good portion of your relationships if you're not getting any

>>5463991
I'm so bored of playing against slark/pudge/jugg.
Leshrac was also werrrkin for me today

>>5463977
See? Not a great place for feedback. I would consider a soul patch or something to balance that out.

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>>5462788
>tfw when I've gotten paid to have my muscle's worshiped
>Mfw it wasn't in person
>mfw when it'll never be in person

>>5462962
lol I had almost the same thought when I saw the film
>there's a closet sub in need of a good dicking.

>>5463614
<3

>>5463648
You're top 10 at least bb.

>>5463896
So like a /fraud/ster but a qt twink?

>>5463993
Any relationship that would be shattered by your coming out isn't really a relationship you want

Radicals might argue you have a moral imperative to come out to raise visibility and help normalise it

Just fucking do it faggot

>>5463993
Are you 12?

If you are getting some: you come out, relationships shatter

If you arent getting some: you come out, relationships shatter, you now get some

See the problem?

>>5463997
>top 10
Oh yeah screw you mostly homo
>>5463994
Yeah I hate that stuff
I kinda want to play rubick

>>5463648
hes probably so lonely irl

Can fingering your butt cause prolapse?
~t. straightfag

>>5464008
i'll pretend i didn't see that

>>5464008
Namefag pls, I'm doing nofap

>>5464010
no

>>5464008
Are you one of those people who finds it near impossible to activate their glutes in squats like me?

>>5464010
Nigga, no

>>5463993
Believe me, you don't want to come out AND tell people you have a boyfriend at about the same time.

It can bee too much information for some.

>>5463983

me too, down to a tee. even the "london" bit.

d-do you want to watch a film or something? my date yesterday flaked out on me :(

>>5464010
>liking vaginas

get out

>>5464006
Rubick + Sven = lane from hell

>>5464008
whore

>>5464010
maybe if you were purposely trying to
but i feel like it'd be really hard

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>>5464006
I've been on his list since before he had an ass to post. Back dafuq up

>>5464008
I like it. Pancake ass, my ass. Thnk u bb <3
Here's my old skinny butt like i promised <3

>>5464024
Where in London?
Also what do you do and what do you like?
Also, r u sxc
Let's see how diz goes

>>5464008

Bend over and spread em

>>5464031

>that little hat

daww

>>5464009
He has my Skype so he's never lonely :3c >>5464028
Sven + tusk
Medusa and bristleback was the only combo that gave that lane combo trouble

>>5463993
>coming out, pls, everyone already knows
>you can only get dates if you're openly gay don't worry losing people were not worth keeping around neway
>oh you came out and lost your friends and still can't get dates, maybe next time don't make such a scene you histrionic bitch

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>>5463993
That's dumb thinking, anon. You don't have to make an announcement anyways. Just be truthful for when the time comes. When someone asks a relationship related question.

>>5464031
I was on his list since before you were a trip mate (you're new right? )

>>5464033

Notting hill

i mostly workout (powerlifting focus), play videogames and study maths + physics. i also started watching anime today but im not sure if i really like it - the style is jarring.

what about you?

>>5464026
not even masculine vaginas?
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>>5464050

mirin those quadriceps, ngl

>>5464050
nope

>>5464028
Rubick+sven is alright.
Something like a CM is usually going to be more effective than the rubick toss, unless you're working with a juggernaut, tiny or Ursa.

Rubick with a weaver also sounds really good.

>>5464046
SW
Oly focus.
Dota2
Doing a MSc in a healthcare role
House music
Going out and being a fuckup when my timetable allows
I do however like anime but I'm basic and only really watch the ones that numb my brain so I can fall asleep

Virgin here
I've always masturbated to the idea of being fucked in the ass by a man
But I'm too scared to stick my fingers up there
Is it worth it? Does it hurt?

>>5464059
Drow just fucked my whole game up. Her new sceptre move is mad

>>5464064

>does it hurt?
no

>is it worth it?
try it and decide for yourself. use lube.

>>5464064
start slow, you can handle it
one finger is a lot smaller than a dick

>>5464063

thats a postgrad, right? how old are you?

>>5464045
I dunno his timeline desu
But he's been on fit for the better part of a year

Fite me

>>5464050
Is that... Really a vagina?

That woman is manlier than i could dream of being wtf

>>5464064
I once read somewhere that if anal hurts, it means you're doing it wrong.

My first time didn't hurt because we used loads of lube, warmed my butt up to it and my bf wasn't trying to destroy me.

If it hurts, you either want it to or you're doing it wrong.

>>5464070
What's her sceptre move again .
>>5464059
Tusk +Sven
I'm 10-0 with it
Wraith king + troll/windrunner is also really good
>>5464077
I will when and where, bitch tits

>>5464075
24 you?

>>5464079
nah the guy just tucked in his dick between his legs

>>5464081
Don't know the specifics off the top of my head but her attacks splinter off and hit two other people for 50% of the damage I think. But with dragon lance and Daedalus it's gg

>>5464070
That's why you don't let drow farm anything.
She's always been a damage shitting whore with a bit of farm, but she's also always been ass, because at the end of he day, she's a paper bag with no escape.

>>5464081
>obsessed with dota
>talking shit about me playing wow

>>5464084

18. Ehh..... idk.

i think we will both have to keep looking. out of curiosity though, where do you study? UCL?

>>5464093
Hunty plz. The only good thing about wow is the pvp and that alone isn't worth the subs. If there was a pvp game like the bg's and arenas in a wow style I'd play that over dota. But at the moment Dota is better than wow because it's free

>>5464088
Thank god, I dont mind not being very manly but it still makes me unfomfortable when i see girls who are more masculine than me

>>5464094
Nah another one of the major London unis though.
Where'd you usually go out? If you're into going out?

>>5464101
i'm not your hunty, gorl
the point is he's a nerd ass bitch

>>5464105

ive never hit up a club before. im planning to go to one in soho soon though, as part of a desultory attempt to improve my social skills. im not sure how it will go to be honest.

>>5464112
Hon, don't.
Ur playing WoW with the 12 year olds. Dota is for a more ~ mature ~ audience

>gif of black girl clicking fingers in a z formation

>>5464081
3pm, flag pole, after school
Winner gets Ann and the other guy's lunch box.

>>5464081
>>5464077
>>5464045
>>5464031
Why can't this shit happen to me irl? lol

>>5464117
Haha good luck. Just go to g-a-y. It's so basic and all they do is play old school gay tunes to the point where it's so cliche it's awful. But it's cheap and everyone there will make you feel better about yourself

>>5464089
Shit yeah that's pretty fucked
Lion with aether lens is game ender desu its fucking crazy
>>5464093
go back to grinding while I talk strats and slaying newbs
>>5464112
Says the huge nerd
>>5464119
Thanks bby :3
>>5464120
Done and done, what are the rules, no hitting face, what else
>>5464121
Just know you're number1 to me like I am to you

>>5464119
jokes on you i don't play games with anyone cause i don't have friends!
sludgepuppy: 1
anonymous: 0

>>5464134
i got bored desu so i've just been watching netflix

>>5464121

Because irl 99% of these fuccbois are awkward prudes

Whats everyone on gaygen doing tonight?

>>5464136
Then WoW must be pretty limited for you?
Do you just solo quest and do no endgame raids/dungeons.
Ur ObViOuSlY a No0b.
gO bAcK 2 gOldShIrE aNnD rAiD hOgGeR

>>5464134
No wedgies, no swirlies, no purple nurples, finger in the bum is instant lose, d in the bum is slave is instant lose and you have to be winner"s slave for a month

>>5464147
Fighting for pancake bum's dating slot

>>5464148
i'm barely level 60
so no, i'm not doing endgame raids

>>5464156
NOooOoB

>>5464154
So now I'm gonna have a slave and Ann as a bf ? Cool

>>5464156
>>5464164
/at least you can own in alterac valley.
I miss Watsong gulch :(

>>5462567
dude you are so fucking messed up she is just a little girl eating ice cream

go back to /b/ pedo

>>5464169
There's no reason we can't all be winners

We'll have cuck rp where i make you pretend to be ann's bf so i can bang him in front of you

>>5464144
Myself included. lol

>>5464179
Everybody wins! lol

>>5464179
>cuck rp
Well I know who the loser is already jeez

I'm so happy there's a non-passing gen :,)

>>5464183
I know, i cant believe you'll settle to pretend to be his bf... Oh wait, you have to because you're my slave

Lol Nerd *push*

>>5464188
>Implying you got you duck in my butt
Yeah right
At the end of the day, Ann sleeps in his bed, you sleep in yours and I sleep in mine
Except Ann thinks about me

>>5464171
rn i'm about to finish up the blasted lands
desu my fave so far has been tirisfal glades/silverpine forest

>>5464196
Tfw internet bf

>>5464185
I see non trans twinks who look more like women than most of the trans on this board

>>5464213
hi