gg tom check your skype

Too bad about neanderthal face.

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>tfw no refugee bf

>>5449411

>tfw wide hips and will never have that taper

i wish only for death

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>tfw Christmas cheer come down

>tfw wide jawline
>tfw recessive chin
why even live

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>>5449426
>tfw never had christmas cheer

Would you rather be complimented as cute, handsome, hot or sexy.
Have anyone ever complimented you in such a way?

>>5449464

But at best I was cute. Maybe I've called hot by grills but meh.

>>5449467
>>5449467
I meant hot, accidentally deleted my first line.

>>5449403
/gaygen/ how do you feel about Tops leaving love bites?

>>5449476
Who is Tops?

>>5449477
he lives down on friar street, instead of a tattoo he'll leave a lovebite for $5.

>>5449464

people call me cute all the time, and my grandma calls me handsome

i think id prefer sexy - nobodys called me that for a long time

>>5449476

i mean if its consensual then sure but i think theyre kinda icky myself. i dont want bitemarks on me.

>>5449467
>only been called sexy once or twice
>been called beautiful and pretty
>called cute by boys and girls

Im not even mad, i'd rather be cute than handsome anyway

>>5449483
Girls leave them all the time on guys and I left a few on some cutie I was with. Just wondered if it was something that bottoms normally do. He seemed to like it anyway.

What about being called pretty?

>>5449464
Never been called either, except creepy by girls.

>>5449497
>i'd rather be cute than handsome anyway

Yeah, handsome is the worst one. I mean, literally every time I've heard handsome to describe a guy, there was zero attraction from me to him. They probably mean 40+ year old guys with some slight beard and no visual deformities. Who finds that attractive.... Dumb women do.

>>5449464
I've been called handsome the most, cute or sexy a few times.
>>5449505
I like being called pretty.
It's a shame but noone has ever called me pretty except when I've half jokingly complained about it.

>>5449497
>>5449524
Trannies detected.

>>5449525
Find it very cute when people like being called pretty.

>>5449529
Show me a 'handsome' guy then.

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>>5449524

chris pratt is handsome

hes not cute, or pretty, but handsome

>>5449532
I'm really not pretty though, I can be cute though.
My grandma called me precious once, it made me really happy.

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>>5449535

>>5449529
No

It's not like i desperately try to be cute like some of these fags, but i'm fairly twinky and the kind of guys that find my types attractive want cute, not handsome. You can't claim it's one sided and call me a tranny when bigger guys call us 'cute boys' instead of 'handsome men' or whatever

I prefer it anyway. Cute is desirable and something people want to possess, handsome is just boring

>>5449539
I'd rather say it's a cross between cute and sexy. Especially during his Parks days.

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>>5449539
Chris Pratt is cute. Handsome makes me think of someone a bit sharper, more tidy and classically good looking.

>>5449540
Well precious is more of a grandma thing to say than a bf thing.

Why wouldn't you be pretty? Pretty is just looking cute and having a cute personality too :3

I read the Wikipedia article on homophobia and got a boner.
I don't know what that means.

>>5449544
He's not handsome, he's attractive, but my understanding of 'handsome' is to guys like >>5449555, to which I have no attraction.

>>5449544

qt3.14

>>5449559
I guess I am kind of cute looking but I have a bit too much cheek fat at the moment which makes my face look too round.
I don't really have a personality, it's kind of complicated.

>>5449564
You like masochistic men?

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>>5449568
>>5449578
>Post Juppy as a joke to humiliate him, and his little dog too
>People call him attractive
Tch, thwarted again.
One of these days....

>>5449585
Similar story here. Not much of a personality as I am noticeably different according to whom I am with.

It works though.

>tfw ugy face
>tfw twink body

>>5449607

time to lift

>>5449611
i ust want to be a qt twink tho

>>5449602
I'm terrible socially but good for you.
Do you manage to have close friends and relationships? Do they find it weird?

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>>5449615

being a qt twink is all genetics. if you arent one now you wont be able to become one without surgery or something.

being a qt twunk is attainable for almost everyone b/c it doesnt depend on genetics but on dedication and effort.

>>5449622
everyone describes me as being fem and twinky, its not like that
i just hate my face so much

>>5449625
Post face. It's usually not as bad as anons think.

>>5449621
They don't know about it. I am different as in I would seem a completely different person depending on who I am with, not different in a weird sense. The people I hang out with in different places are VERY different sorts so I kind of need to be like this. It is all acting.

I was always more of a few great friends than a lots of aquaitances type of person. Relationship wise, I am currently trying to get into my first one so I'll let you know how it goes xD

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>>5449625

it might all be in your head you know

why do you think youre ugly?

>>5449630
no
>>5449633
its weird because sometimes people tell me im good looking but i can clearly see my ugliness

im not photogenic at all

>>5449631
I meant more if a friend from one group saw you acting with the other group but I guess if they're that different they wouldn't really mingle.

Good luck with your man.

>>5449633
Most people are ugly tho

>>5449638
>no
Can't help you then.

Try getting laid. It should make you feel better about yourself.

Unless it's a pity fuck. lol

>>5449664
i have slept with a lot of people
none of them have stayed around

>>5449676
So you just need constant affirmation in life that you are pretty? If you've been able to find people that want to have sex with you really have to put the teenage angst away at some point.

>>5449682
>So you just need constant affirmation in life that you are pretty?
yes

>>5449464
I like being called cute and that's pretty much all I get called.

>>5449544
He looks like such a baby

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>>5449464
I've been mostly called handsome and hot by girls. Men usually call me cute.

I'd rather guys called me hot

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>>5449844
>tfw eating for two

:)

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>>5449849
I hope you fall down some stairs.

>>5449849
That guy looks like such a douche
>those tattos
>that singlet
>backwards sunglasses

>>5449464
cute
No not even once ;_;

>>5449464
I've been called them all except handsom

>>5449862
GIBEEEEE ATTENTION

>>5449878
Here you go, a reply. There's your attention! <3 merry christmas

>>5449464
desu being called handsome really means a lot to me
my ex always called me pretty and beautiful but never handsome

>>5449882
>>5449887
omg your posting right next to each other how cute

>>5449890
>>5449890
true love *_*

>>5449893
when are you getting married

>>5449887
>>5449893


tyler tyler tyler
alex alex alex
rasmus rasmus rasmus

>>5449899
rugbys name is alex
it has been proven via his jailb8 dating profile

>>5449907
le reberse psychologeeeeee tricksy tricks
xDDD

>>5449907

is it one of these?


TOP BRITISH NAMES:

OLIVER JACK HARRY JACOB CHARLIE THOMAS GEORGE OSCAR JAMES WILLIAM NOAH ALFIE JOSHUA MUHAMMAD HENRY LEO ARCHIE ETHAN JOSEPH FREDDIE SAMUEL ALEXANDER LOGAN DANIEL ISAAC MAX MOHAMMED BENJAMIN MASON LUCAS EDWARD HARRISON JAKE DYLAN RILEY FINLEY THEO SEBASTIAN ADAM ZACHARY ARTHUR TOBY JAYDEN LUKE HARLEY LEWIS TYLER HARVEY MATTHEW DAVID REUBEN MICHAEL ELIJAH KIAN TOMMY MOHAMMAD BLAKE LUCA THEODORE STANLEY JENSON NATHAN CHARLES FRANKIE JUDE TEDDY LOUIE LOUIS RYAN HUGO BOBBY ELLIOTT DEXTER OLLIE ALEX LIAM KAI GABRIEL CONNOR AARON FREDERICK CALLUM ELLIOT ALBERT LEON RONNIE RORY JAMIE AUSTIN SETH IBRAHIM OWEN CALEB ELLIS SONNY ROBERT JOEY FELIX FINLAY JACKSON

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>>5449925
>MUHAMMAD

I saw Rugby at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Greek yogurts in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cups and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by playing nightcore on his phone really loudly.

>>5449949
omg yes

>>5449949
stop posting about yourself you freak

>>5449954
why do you want to get married to a psychopathic nazi tranny

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Top masc queen of /gaygen/ is?

Juppalina
Silentina
Redlady
RugbyDolly

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>>5449989
Somebody put these fierce queens in captivity. Meeeow.

>>5449989
Kek jupp kinda looks like Amy Schumer

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>>5449989
>Juppalina
>Silentina
>Redlady
>RugbyDolly

>>5449989
Post everyone you've made this year.

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a guy from tinder asked me on a date in someplace on Regent Street in london.

wtf is this
i had no idea it was this kind of place
i think i may be underdressed in just a shirt and chinos. and i only brought 50 quid for the meal - what if he makes me pay?

>mfw the door guy said that i would have to borrow some smarter shoes because trainers werent allowed

>>5450132
Is he a daddy? Otherwise that's a huge red flag and you should run away.

>>5450132
lol feelgood, you are in over your head. good luck.

>>5449464
cute or hot
and most guys call me cute or hot, girls tend to say handsome.

>>5450167
same

>>5450175
in the end it doesn't even matter
but what i have noticed is that when you are a rather short guy others tend to say cute

>>5450167
well I've never been called anything, but I don't think I could stand being called cute, it seems very demeaning, a handicapped child's drawing is cute, as a man you do now want to be cute.

nobody actually uses the phrase "feminine penis" in earnest, right?

>>5450183
well i guess i don't really wanna be a man.
it's impossible with my height and everyone says I look younger than I actually am and boyish.
but its fine with me.

>>5450183
You gotta work with what you've got

>>5450188
no you use feminine cock

>>5450188
Some girls are born with penises
Some boys are born with vaginas

>>5450194
I'm working with nothing.

>>5450132
Haha. That seriously made me chuckle

Good luck and keep us updated

>>5450199
we all have something. You just need to find out what it is and exaggerate it to compensate your other flaws.

Like how men with small dicks have big cars.

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>>5450188

>>5450208
I have nothing.

>>5450217
does the trap have to be castrated then?

>>5450219
You have a lack of self confidence, appear as meek and docile as you can then a nice strong dom can throw you round.

>>5450219
you have humility

>>5450148

i guess hes like some kind of saudi heir or something. hes 22.

he seemed nice over text but idk, this whole ostentatiousness is creeping me out

>>5450149

thanks ;~;

>>5450227
>this whole ostentatiousness is creeping me out
yeah, taking your tindr guy to such a fancy place on a first date is really pretentious.

>>5449989
you're an ass

http://i.imgur.com/b1YCpNq.jpg

>>5450217
I can't tell whether that's worse or better than someone shouting "I DON'T LIKE LABELS"

>>5450224
I don't like bdsm.

>>5450225
no. I have nothing.

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>>5450132
>not looking up a place on the internet before going

are you stupid?

Why so few people refuse to save themselves before serious relationship?

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>>5450249
you're an ass and an idiot

http://www.manhuntdaily.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/alpha/j/Jaxton-Wheeler-bottoms-for-Colby-Jansen-in-a-kinky-romantic-gay-porn-scene-for-Gods-of-Men-6.jpg

>>5450227
He's probably a spoilt rich kid who's used to get everything he wants and who will stab you in the neck if you don't play along because he can't handle rejection.

Elliot Rodgers loved opulence too

>>5450249
Because fucking is an important part of a relationship so you gotte get good at it before attempting to have one.

>>5450256
>Elliot Rodgers loved opulence too

Bad comparison, that guy didn't know how to sell himself to get his dick wet

>>5450249
the dick be calling

>>5450249
Because I'm an autist and it was the only form of intimacy I could get,

>>5450266
Just because dating apps weren't a thing when he was a teen, and by the time they started becoming popular he was already batshit crazy.

>>5450277
>tfw us gays had to write numbers in cubicles and go cruising for sex before dating apps

The early 00s were a truly splendid time

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>tfw no rugbypanda

>>5450277
He flat out didn't know and didn't care to learn how to apporach people. I remember reading his manifesto. He thought all he was supposed to do was just exist and pussy would be thrown at him from all directions.

>>5450285
I still see numbers written in cubicles around here. It's good too see those good ol' traditions haven't died out yet.

>>5450300
Maybe because you're actually Asian?

>>5450300
your dad cheated on your mam

sorry rugbycaucasian

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What the fuck is happening with /lgbt/ today?

>>5450300
rugby you must find pandarugby and fuck his bussy

>>5450288
Yeah, the guy was a retard. But have you seen straight dating apps? Most of the guys on them are like that. That's why they rely on them instead of meeting people irl.

Gay apps are somewhat justified because the gay date pool is more limited, but there's still a lot of social retardation in them.

>>5450300
>tfw your asian doppelganger is better looking than you

>>5450322
>Then I can do what everyone wants and go fuck myself
Exactly.
Also you must make pandarugby wear neko or panda ears and stockings.

It must be done.

>>5450300
this is just like my bara doujins

>>5450328

>nekorugby banging pandarugby

ngl I'd torrent it

>>5450299
I remember when I was a small lad I had to go to the toilets in Finsbury Park. The inside wall of the cubicle was an actual canvas of hundreds of numbers and emails.

>>5450322
Turk oldugnu soyle lan mal

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>>5450338
>nekorugby banging pandarugby

Weirdest of boners right now.

>>5450338
>tfw senpai and rugby will never eiffel tower pandaby

>>5450343
better go put that boner to good use, go give jupp a salty treat

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>>5450335
>Chink Rugly is actually a tentacle monster that plans to use vanilla Rugly as an incubator for its young

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>>5450361

>>5450361
>They just look so smug the entire time.
My sides have left orbit.

Can this board get a sticky that says not to respond to trolls? We seem to be generally pretty good at ignoring them, but I can't believe the amount of shitposting happening recently.

>>5450382
...rugby trip on

>>5450385
...rugby trip on

>tfw aced stopped posting on here
why, he was kinda qt?

>>5450313
>>5450384
what are you talking about? Everything is pretty chill today.

>>5450396
...rugby uraqt

>>5450343

You slut.

>>5450344

That would be so cute :3c

>>5450361

Shut up dad

I'll download what I want

>>5450361
>you tried

>>5450401
He was a furry

>>5448639
I'm still writing stories though. I'm about to post the last part of my current story that I have going on

>>5450403
Have you been outside this thread?

>>5449939
>>5450026
>>5449990

>>5450419
>>5450401
i heard he broke up with his long distance boyfriend and started hating this place immediately afterwards from someone in his steam circlejerk

>>5450425
>adventuring into trannyland
for what purpose?

>>5450425
/pol/ just loves confusing the effect of transphobia with the cause

>>5449464
Somebody called me adorable and I couldnt stop laughing and blushing, does that count desu

>>5450449

How adorable

>tfw crush on homophobic skinhead

>>5449464
I know that I'm not hot, but hearing it would be nice. People have told me I'm cut before. I get people on Grindr who call me a stud but I don't really think that counts tbhq

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>>5450468

Rape him. Then he'll become gay and you can live happily ever after

>>5449464
Ive been called all but handsome
I just prefer different ones if different scenarios

>>5449464
I've been called cute by a muslim and handsome by a girl.
Oh and I've been called a sad pathetic loser by my crush, who ironically is also a sad pathetic loser.
Birds of a feather.

>pie for breakfast

Yass

>>5450521
>fat and carbs mixed with sugar for breakfast
literally kill youself

>>5450534
most foods are indeed fat, carbs, sugar, or a combination of the 3

>>5450534

Wanna rub my tummy? ;3

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>>5450500
dench? im sorry im not understanding the terminology. is that even slang?

>>5450534
>everything is about health and body looks no pleasure
literally why haven't you just killed yourself?

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>>5450521
yea thats good

i had cookies and coffeecake w/ my coffee

hello

>>5450560
Because I am pretty happy. I like my body, I eat a lot of really good food all the time, I don't stuff my face full of empty calories and sugary treats.
I enjoy dessert a lot but Im not a fucking glutton

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so the saudi prince guy is getting our coats n shit and then he is going to take me home in "his car".

idk how to feel about this whole situation really.

>>5450500

>mfw someone said i was "dench n hench" at a christmas party

what year is it

>tfw twink dating a musclepup

Life is good.

>>5450570

Sup brojito

Did you get any new dragon dildos for chrimzy

>>5450586
he is gonna patrick bateman u tbvh good luck

>>5450593

He better be the bottom, faggot

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>>5450579
that's fucking stupid

>>5450593
can i be you?

>>5450608
honestly for $10,000 i would tolerate getting pooped on

>>5450586
>tfw no proper lady etiquette feelgood boyfriend

>>5450593
>musclepup
Am I the only one that cringes at any animal classification that gays use, besides bear?
It just feels like when I was a little kid and teachers used to split us up into groups with animal titles.

>>5450594
no mostly clothes but maybe ill get myself one or some such this week

>>5450586
>getting into a stranger's car

it's like you want to be raped and killed.

>>5450287
>tfw trip friend
>tfw when musclepanda bottom bf

You'll never know who I am desultory :3c

>>5450582
>empty calories

You are literally two episodes of Family Guy.

>Food? You mean fuel? No thanks Lois that stuff is just empty calories.

And why do you need to tell someone to kill themselves cause they ate pie? Sounds to me like you're the unhappy one with how you are.

>>5450634
no one cares to know who you are

>>5450621
why are you ok with the term bear?

>>5450636
>fat person continues his unhealthy lifestyle
Not like Im telling him to do anything he isnt already doing

>>5450472
I want to be his bitch

>>5450648
That just seems like the most commonly used and earliest form of the whole thing. Having just one of those isn't so bad, it was just something to name the opposite of twink.
Everything in between didn't need some stupid label attached to it.
Seeing people split themselves into otters, pups, wolves, pandas and so on, while sometimes putting "muscle" in front just feels incredibly silly to me. It's like some juvenile furry shit.

>>5450649
I don't fucking care what you were doing, but people obsessed with what others do, eat, smoke, drink, fuck are delusional. This is exactly like straights telling you you shouldn't be homosexual.

http://withasmoothroundstone.tumblr.com/tagged/me oh man. i like her theme.

Who are the cutest fems in this thread?

>>5450701
we have this post every day

>>5450712
Just ignore it, it's a fem trip hoping they'll get some attention.

Why I feel so gross after cumming? I have the most dirty fantasies when I fap but the moment I cum I want to throw up.

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>>5450457
done with your shit senpai

>>5450723
bitch

>>5450723
You just have to keep doing it until you don't feel gross afterwards anymore

>>5450732
that rat faced jew

>>5450712
And yet, I still can't get an answer.

>>5450667
I feel the same way but with bears and twinks as well.

>>5450723

The guilt of knowing your a sinner is too hard for some to weigh.

I recommend not looking at any porn or using toys or having sex. If you feel like you need to masturbate..just meditate on nothing or massage yourself and think about nothing at all.

That's what I do. Lusting after others is a sin. So I don't fantasize about anything. I just enjoy my body and watch the process of it happening. I don't even lust after my own cock and body, but having a full load is biologically unavoidable so learn to masturbate with no porn, just think about nothing. I always have the best experiences when I do this.

>>5450767

for some to bear*

>>5450760
because different people are attracted to different people

>>5450767
I managed not to fap like for 2 months. But I just did and it was while watching some cock worship images and breeding gangbangs. I feel gross now. I really just want to have loving relationship with vanilla sex none of that fetish shit.

>>5450767
>for some to weigh
christfag confirmed chubby chaser

>>5449999
Who the fuck is this and why is he all over this board?

>>5450787
Then tell me what you think. Duh.

>>5450788

You definitely sinned. How could you not feel disgusting and gross after watching such filth?

You went two months and gave it all away for some nasty perverted porn.

REPENT.

>>5450811
fems suck...

>>5450788

Might be best to install a website blocker on your computer/browser/router that blocks all adult/porn websites + any I added to it. That's what I do. So even if I'm feeling horny I can't do it.

>>5450858
DN'T H8!!!

also yo what THE FUCK is up with the more aggressive captchas it's like it discourages you from participating on this site I gotta fuckin find all the goddamn street names like 3 goddamn times what even the FUCK

I'm worried about feelgood.

>>5450870
I'm worried about the economy

>>5450877
I'm worried about myself

>>5450870
Worse thing that will happen is the arab guy is a member of ISID sent to kill gay guys undercover

Best thing that will happen is the arab guy will take feelgood to Harrods to do some new years shopping

win-win sitaution both ways

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>>5450868
>tfw it asks you to find street names
>not a single image contains street names

I like the ones with presents, though.

I wish we could go back to typing words written in weird fonts.

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who /anticapitalist/ here

>>5450868
fems are like the bitchy girls in highschool. why not just date a girl

>>5450900
In my experience fems tend to be the most ballsy and hilarious in any group of gays.

Obviously none of them are worth dating but it doesn't mean they're bad people they're just whores.

>>5450895
I mean I understand what's wrong with capitalism, but at the same time it's thanks to it that I can have my comfy lifestyle, which I really like. So it'd be hypocritical of me to be anti capitalism.

>>5450895
I'd be anticapitalist if someone comes with a better idea.

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>>5450888
>settings
>Quotes and Replying
>Legacy Captcha

You're welcome.

>>5450908
true enough

one day i will stop worrying about literally everything

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>>5450909
Oh not like that I just mean ironic anticapitalism is pretty funny to me

>>5450924
thank you based sp

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>>5450895
me
>>5450931
+1

>>5450924
holy shit how come I never saw that before?

Thanks.

http://news.yahoo.com/robert-spitzer-most-influential-psychiatrist-dies-83-045457942.html

>>5450931
oh.
yeah that's funny

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>>5450940

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>claims to of been 14 attacks since homosexuals in Dallas, TX since September

https://www.yahoo.com/news/since-september-14-assaults-dallas-202702252.html

Does this guys wounds look real? Looks like stage makeup to me. Is it the gay agenda at work again?

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>>5450932
>>5450942
No more stop signs~

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>>5450958

>>5450997
i am pretty sure if you buy one of those you get put on a watchlist

>>5450997
probably not a good idea to give to a baby

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>>5450870
um im fine.

but i really fucked up so now i am just doing physics and listening to loud music so i dont have to think about what i just did.

so he had a chauffer (of course) and he was going to take me home but then the saudi guy - called James - said "lets take a drive" and told the driver to take us to someplace where he said there would be a beautiful view of the london eye

and i was pretty nervous because
1) i didnt really feel ready to get frisky with another guy and i was blushing like crazy and was just generally uncomfortable
2) i was a little scared of being kidnapped and/or murdered

so we made small talk about oscar wilde (because the place we went to was the Oscar Wilde Room of the cafe royale) which went quite well because i knew some of his quotes and that made james laugh and then after a bit the driver pulled up near the riverbank so you could see the london eye. then the driver got out of the car (!!!), i guess to give us privacy? Now im really terrified and because its winter it was PITCH black and you couldnt see your hand in front of your face even though it was like 6:00. I know because i checked the time, after which james was like "that watch doesnt suit you, its far too drab" or something similarly sickening. So now i am really anxious + sweaty and blushing like a damn tomato, and i just felt so horrible and not ready to do anything i couldnt really take it anymore.

so i just kind of squeaked out "oh im really sorry i forgot to tell you im in a real rush to get home" and james was rlly confused i think. then i kinda started babbling and i think i said i needed to get to my gym to workout or something dumb like that, and i poked my head oit the window and called the driver guy back.

then we sat in complete silence for the 30min drive home and he dropped me off. i gave him the address of the house opposite me.

so now im here and i feel really embarassed and autistic and also kind of upset. ;~;

>mfw

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>>5450997
I think these are for babies about as much as these

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>>5450997
If pic related was my baby I'd get him one

>>5451017
You dropped the spaghetti, and with it, you dropped the ball.

>>5451031
actually gross

>>5451031
>diaper fetish
literally never please stop being gay you're ruining the brand

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>>5451017
Good lord man. You had zero control over this date. Don't think you'll be hearing from him again after that.

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>>5451032

yep. i think maybe i will put my bf search on an indefinite hiatus. one of the worst experiences of my life

>>5451047

i uninstalled tindr + blocked him on skype already.

but i mean i doubt he would even want to talk to me after that trainwreck.

>>5451017
damn man, you goofed.

Morning faggets.

>>5451017
how come some fat twink gets to meet rich people and i dont

>>5451101

hey, im not a twink. don't be mean.

But i guess if you live in central london and tindr is location-based this kind of thing will happen. its probably the same in central New York or Paris or something.

but i mean, i wouldnt recommend the experience.

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>tfw no oil prince bf

>>5451017
I didn't know people actually had this much spaghetti in their pockets

I think that comment about your watch was him trying to imply he wanted to buy you a watch but that's just me.

>>5451047

I was expecting a cute chub bear, but instead i got dat ass

>>5451017
>>5451071


If I were him I'd find you and kill you. You were rude as fuck for no reason. You can blame it on your nerves & fear all you want but you really just seem to be a horrible person.


Just think about how you made him feel. You didn't even message him to apologize, you just blocked him. Think what about kind of way you made him feel you asshole! What you did wasn't nice or kind. You need to man up and treat people right.

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>>5451114

i think i am an outlier when it comes to spaghetti-storage capacity.

im pretty inexperienced with these things and also i have like zero alcohol tolerance.

>>5451122

;_;
You're right, but i reckon the best thing is just to pretend that this whole thing didnt happen and never think about it again.

its the only way to preserve my sanity i think.

>>5451071
Don't give up, you have to learn from your mistakes just like a muscle must undergo strain to become greater. Next time have more control and laugh at yourself, because it's going to be a funny story in a few years.

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>>5451113
>tfw no oil prince bf
Yeah, a shame I don't have a filthy rich bf with a filthy rich dad that would most likely leave me all their riches when they die.

>>5451135

Running away and ignoring your issues doesn't solve them.

Just think what kind of affect this could have on him?

He might want to go become a terrorist now and hurt a few white gay guys due to how you made him feel, and you know what...the blame would fall on you...because you are what triggered him to hate white boys. It's up to you to make this right or the damage may eventually come back and haunt you for the rest of your life.

>>5451113
The crown prince of Dubai is the dreamiest

>>5451158
honestly people who constantly think "I can't do this" or make whatever bullshit excuses for their behavior come across as cowards who need to take responsibility for their actions. If they have a diagnosed mental disorder or something that's another issue but the stupidest thing that they do is that they convince themselves that they alone are the only ones who feel social anxiety when in reality almost literally everyone does.

I don't know who this goober is but he comes across as just another one of those people.

>>5450964
lmao

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Sup bromosexuals. Was santa/senpai/your bf/husband good to you this year?

>>5451191
accurate

>>5451191
>rimming
I never really know what to think of it.

>>5451203
no

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So apparantly getting sexually assaulted gives you a higher chance of going gay.
Can someone here sexually assault me?

How does one get sexually assaulted?

>>5451203
I got Bloodborne so that should be pretty fun

>>5451191
I only get hard when I'm intimate with someone not from seeing people on the streets.

>>5451184

Yeah...I hope he makes things right by at least contacting the guy and letting him know about his social anxiety and mental issues and that he was sorry for treating him less than human.

We all have social anxiety and feel nervous. That's no excuse to treat someone like shit.

>>5451219
I can asexually assault you...

>>5451219
Why do you want to be gay?

>>5451237
He is autistic or shitposting.

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>>5451231
Id honestly allow it. It sucks because when you ACTUALLY get sexually assaulted its horrible your brain gets like an OBE. I almost got sexually assaulted when I was 15 with an older guy that rubbed his crotch on me and asked if I liked this music. I got away from him but man sexual assault is legitimately fucking horrible and that's the closest I've ever felt to it. I can't imagine what'd it be like for people ACTUAL victims of it.

I love all of you guys man now im getting sensitive usually IM the one threatening people. Stay safe.


That being said please sexually harass me daddy...

>>5451237
You guys have the dream life. Just look at the r9gay revolution that you have here. Women are awful.

>>5451113
http://www.royalfoibles.com/a-gay-arab-prince-who-wouldnt-take-no-for-an-answer/

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>>5451252
Women are absolutely awful, yes. But only very certain guys get to join the super cool gay club. Why should we let a het join our sacred ranks?
You must prove yourself, my young het brother.
Your task is this: You must suck 1 million dicks, and then 1 million more, and only then will you be allowed to join us in faggot brotherhood.

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>>5451267
Half of the people haven't even sucked 10 let alone 1mil.

Im objectively kind of cute though. Can I just be a straight orbiter teasing you guys flirting and touching your chest and making out when we get drunk together?

>tfw lonely

>>5451281
>Im objectively kind of cute though
pics or lies

>>5451203

>bow ties

fags

>>5451281
>Half of the people haven't even sucked 10 let alone 1mil.
Gay people don't need to. They're born in the gay club.
Straight people on the other hand don't enjoy that privilege.

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>>5451281
Drugs are for degenerate heathens, so no thank you.

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>>5451306
Can I just suck your dick daddy and swallow your cum and we're good?

>>5451282
rip

>>5451324
pls be my bf

>>5451306
which is why he must work so hard to prove himself

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>>5451328
I live in Colorado and I do not do long distance relationships. Cute bottom bitch only pls

>>5451319
No.
You'd still need 999999 more.
Don't worry by the time you reach the last cock you'll wish it were 10 million instead.

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>>5451313
but that's wrong, the good book explicitly says that every plant is meant for the use of mankind

it also says that it doesn't matter what goes into the mouth, but what comes out of it

checkmate atheists

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>>5451291
>fags
Please no bully.
How are you kohai? Did Santa bring you a pup yet?

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>>5451313
We don't need drugs baby...just let me get you hard and drip precum all day.

>>5451342
But I just want YOU...i want you to sexually assault me...

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>>5451334

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>>5451354

No he did not ;___;

But he brought me money for a new phone so maybe I'll find one on tinder one of these days

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>>5451352
I am plant-kin and this offends me greatly.
Bipedal normies have no right to abuse me just because I identify as a terrorist flower.

>>5451368
>tinder
are you a breeder?

>>5451382

tindr is for gays also you dimwit

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>>5451395

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>>5451368
He didn't get you a bf?
I guess you were a bad boy.

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>>5451382

Tinder is where the good gays go
Grindr etc are for filthy whores

>>5451399

Y-yeah I was such a bad boy

Somebody ought to punish me

>>5451415
is there a setting that you only want men?
pls explain that app to me.
im afraid that id see a girl which knows me on there.

>tfw twink body
>tfw ugly face

>>5451423

Yeah of course you can

>>5451427
>tfw ugly body
>tfw ugly face

>>5451427
I K T F

>>5451428
i wont do it
>>5451427
what the fuck is a twink body to you? just skinn or what?

>>5451427

>tfw cute face
>tfw horrific genetics that make my body look terrible

>>5451437
ayy lmao
>>5451451
>>5451437
>>5451432
>>5451427
PROOOFS

>>5451427
Im just sitting here hoping I gain weight.

>>5451432
iktf

>>5451456
>implying eating is hard
it's way harder to lose weight

How do I seduce a straight guy? Just want to suck and worship his cock.

new thread
>>5451467
>>5451467
>>5451467

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>>5451468

Inject fat into your ass, hips and thighs til you get that hourglass figure

>>5450788
You know, I've been on 4chan way too long when I don't even consider breeding gangbang to be a fet.

>>5451480
Gonna need an explanation for that.