/gaygen/

None.

>>5438214
...What's wrong with that?

>>5438225
Nothing yet

>>5438225
presents day is tomorrow

>>5438225
the best one was definitely a hat my mom knitted for me. she knitted the same one for my bf as well and I'll give it to him when we meet bedore new year's eve

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>>5438227
I got some very nice socks, a deodorant stick that doesn't smell like sweaty armpits marinated in chicken stock overnight (yet), a shitload of all kinds of chocolate, and a bottle of whisky I'm almost through

>>5438240
anything other than babe/baby/love/dear is just cringeworthy
one of my exes called me boobear once told him to stfu and never call me that again

just seen my nan gave me a tolberone and a couple pairs of socks yes nanny

>>5438253
I've opted out of christmas.

>>5438198
Aww thanks

>>5438214
I can't help it that I love my big guy. I'm sorry if I triggered you.

>>5438257
You sound like you're as annoying irl as you are here

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>>5438257
>nanny

>>5438257
I don't know, I got called "sexpot" once and I thought it was cringey anything else I'd be okay with

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>tfw no friends, family or a bf to give presents to or receive any from

lmao why am i alive

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HO HO HO

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>>5438273

>>5438275
What did you get for Christmas
Some tinnies and kangaroo?

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>>5438275
Why do you keep posting ugly European looking sloths?

>>5438265
t b h ur very likely to be a dickhead seeing as you are posting in this thread so im not really fussed what you think of me
>>5438267
yeah and what
>>5438269
disgusting
why are you replying to me anyway i thought i ruined the threads according to you like a month ago

What are these "gifts" and "presents" you speak of?

>>5438273

give presents to people who you only vaguely know then

its the spirit of christmas

>>5438292
>give presents to people who you only vaguely know then
>give presents to kids
>get arrested for grooming

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What did you get your mum + dad?

i got dad Die Hard 1 + The Big Lebowski on bluray and i got Mum Series 1-3 of Peep Show and a bunch of posho chocolate.

>>5438286
Who hasnt ruined the thread according to ifaggotrish?

>>5438290
things you give to people you love
things you receive from people who loves you

>>5438286
>yeah and what
aren't you too old to still have a nanny?

>>5438292
but i don't vaguely know anyone outside of work and plus that seems really creepy and i have super anxiety

i haven't celebrated christmas with anyone since i was 11 and my mum died
christmas spirit is shit

>>5438296
Gave them nothing.

>>5438296
the same thing they gave me: nothing

>>5438286
It's gaygen, everyone ruins every thread
>>5438297
Pretty much this
We're all dirty whores that are going to hell anyway

>>5438298
love...
Nope doesn't ring a bell.

>>5438225
i got a package from my father yesterday
it was a shirt with a cartoon owl that for some reason has a black eye and some writing in chinese
i don't know what it means, but i feel like it's a threat

>>5438296
i got my mom some books she wanted and her husband a utility knife thing or something idk

>>5438225

my best friend wrote 3 novels and a friend of ours drew the characters, so i had a shirt printed up for her with them on it.

my best friend just got engaged to his gf, hes a magician and his stage name is "The Great Spengalli" so i had fancy beer glasses made that say 'Mister Great SPengalli" and "Misses Great Spengalli"

my mother always says 'love you to the moon and back' its like her catch phrase, and she specifically asked for charms for a charm bracelet from each of us, so i got her a moon that says 'love you to the moon and back' and she loved them so much she wants to just make a necklace instead out of it.

dad asked for a screwdriver, so i delivered.

i felt bad cuz i wanted to get my boss something great but i had no idea what. he even gave me really big christmas bonus and is like a father to me. he wanted one of those daily new yorker comic strip calendars so i got him one, but i feel bad getting him nothign else.

tbqfh idek

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So, what are you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU5w8RItDsA

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>>5438278
Not much. None of us have much money, and there are no little kids or anything in my family.
I just look forward to a nice family meal and stuff.

>>5438279
No mean words today, Anon. Volunteer at a soup kitchen if you're lonely or something.

>>5438225
The life and body i was born into are the greatest gifts of all

>>5438325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFJ4hN7vxWo

>>5438332
Fair enough, I can't wait for Christmas dinner tomorrow
I'm probably getting a little money but my siblings are getting perfume and cologne (can't because it fucks with my asthma)

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>>5438325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Du48Nty_U

>>5438297
irishanon
>>5438298
nanny is same as granny or grandma in britspeak but also posh babysitter too
>>5438309
pleased you got ur head out of ur ass eventually

>>5438347
Well my ass was bound to prolapse eventually and shit my head out

>>5438325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu9dQ2fVVDg

i want jesus christ to lick my asshole

>>5438296
my dad a track suit
my mom a tablet (that my brother stole)

>>5438355
>my dad a track suit
is ur dad an aging working-class yorkshire man

>>5438369
nah he a nigga

>>5438373
same shit really

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tfw no bf for christmas

I got two shirts that don't fit. They're XS and I'm a medium.

>>5438393

Shady as fuck

Whoever bought them is calling you a fatty

>>5438391

ill be your bf senpai

>>5438407
My dad, and I'm definitely not fat

>>5438391
>tfw no bf to spoil on Christmas

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>>5438409

Are you a fuzzy manlet

>>5438413
>tfw medium shirt size
>tfw fat

I hate being short sometimes

>>5438418

i am one of those things. i dont shave my body but my chest is virtually hairless

Ive just been getting parts for myself for my bike. how everyone is doing today?

I got to buy my own presents from my grandparents so I brought the most expensive things that they would allow and I'm gonna return them.
Gotta pay ma billz

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>>5438321
this is probably the gayest post of the week, please kill yourself

>>5438418
Senpai I got into a disagreement with someone about this recently

Does "manlet" imply they're very muscular but short?

>>5438413

>medium
>not fat

you better be beefy

>>5438423

Not being fuzzy is okay if you don't shave

Let's go get coffee and go for a walk and then I can rekk your boypuss

>>5438430
>>medium
>>not fat
>you better be beefy

>this is what gays actually believe.jpg

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>>5438429

No, manlet is just short

>>5438430
I'm a skeleton. All my clothes are too wide but the height is fine.

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>>5438429

no, just short

but only fitizens use the word so they are normally muscular

>>5438435
Omg crying and how awkward he looks. Genuine small man syndrome :,)

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>>5438427

>giving your friends good and meaningful presents is gay

why are you a bitch? is it because no one got you any good presents for christmas?

>>5438434

Fatty fatty boombalatty

>>5438430

>tfw im a top

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am i a manlet if im 5 foot 9.5?

if so, what exactly is it i have to learn?

>>5438447
To take a dick like a champ

>>5438439

Small man syndrome is best man syndrome

He's trying so hard

>>5438443

I can rekk your mouthpuss then

Even tops suck dick

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>tfw the only guy who likes fuzzy + beefy manlet bottoms like me lives on a different continent

why senpai ;~;

>>5438451

>even tops suck dick.

i dont actually. ill lick balls but i dont like sucking dick.

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>>5438447

How to serve superior men desu

>>5438455
Why even be gay.

Also
>being exclusively top or bottom in 2015

Nah. Stop being a pussy

>>5438435
Ah, ok. Just making sure I haven't been misrepresenting myself as a fuzzy manlet

>>5438453

Time to move to Vancouver bb

>>5438455

Hunty pls

Time to learn

>>5438451
I feel like manlets are fun for a fuck. But nothing more. Maybe friends if they're fun

>>5438424
hey qt

>>5438455
high five familia

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>>5438456

jokes on you my lower centre of gravity and muscular leverage mean that ill whoop your ass any day of the week

>tfw no senpai bf to beat up and teach to be civilised with a systematic program of corporal punishment

>>5438456
>>5438449
>>5438468

so is 5 foot 9.5 a manlet or not?

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>>5438470
eyyy bb
>>5438473
oddly specific.

>>5438468

Terrible

Manlets need to be protected by real men

Protected and fucked

>>5438473

Jokes on you your manlet t-rex arms won't even be able to reach me

>>5438476
yes, it's manlet.
5 fott 11 is king of manlets
6 inch dick is king of dicklets.
5 inch wrist is king of wristlets.
so on and so forth.

>>5438476

Yes it is a manlet

>>5438476
Personally, I'd say like under 5'9 is the cut off. But different people say different things

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>>5438440
I just firmly believe that everyone else should feel absolutely miserable all the time just to make my feelings seem better in comparison

>>5438482

ill bite your knees off

>>5438485

6 inches is the 83rd percentile in dicksize tho

>>5438485
>>5438487

>tfw 5 foot 6 but weigh 180lbs

ill fucking take out any of you whoresons, easy
come at me

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>>5438491

bummer

>>5438485
Im everything. FEAR ME!

>>5438485
>tfw measure wrist out of curiosity
>6 inches
i feel like my wrists are so skelly tho...

>>5438495
>tfw 5'6" 153lbs
>still fat

kill me now

>>5438495
it's still considered dicklet and promotes you automatically to bottomhood.

>>5438495
Lol ur either fat or majorly suffering from small man syndrome.
Get better soon hunty

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>tfw no bf to cum inside of while watching anime
>they will never flick my dic and make it go small and we laugh together in harmonious joy

>>5438509
>flick my dic and make it go small
what an odd desire

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>>5438509
>watching anime

>>5438495

Post manletpussy

>>5438520

post lankletdick first

>>5438523

I asked first

>>5438495
>tfw 5 foot 6 but weigh 180lbs
post fatness

>>5438525

chivalry is dead

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>>5438510
So have any of you fapped to this killer getting fucked?

>>5438537
No but I fapped to your dad

>>5438537
>that bio
sean cody doesn't even try to make their models interesting

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>>5438536

*tips pauldrons*

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>>5438541
Dear old Dad isn't doing bad for a little over 50. I can see why you'd fap to him.

>>5438544
Yeah because I really want his opinions on Isis and "is God dead?" As he's getting railed from behind

>>5438551
post pics of daddy

>>5438551
Gimme pix of that daddy dik

>>5438552

you are a sociopath if you only look at pornstars as slabs of meat

they are people too

>>5438537

Senpai !A5XcGnQtZI 12/24/15(Thu)16:19:44 No.5438561 ▶

>Meza—with help from his girlfriend Taylor Marie Langston (seen below)—convinced Merendino to name him as his sole heir in a handwritten will.
>his girlfriend
BISCUM

NOT.
EVEN.
ONCE.

>>5438568

Also yes I had to post the same thing in both threads because the biscum menace must be exposed

>>5438566
Sure but their bios are probably fake, I'm only there out of lust, I'm not wanking because of emotional investment to someone who I'll never meet in person
It's irrelevant attachment to someone who is part of a service

>>5438552
they all say the same thing
>guys throwing a football/frisbee on the beach, one or both will at one point wink at the camera
>awkward pre-fuck interview
>what are your passions?
>i like sports
>which sport?
>[sport]
>what about you?
>i also like [sport]
>they fuck

>>5438579
Which is why I skip that part, I'm there to watch them Fuck, I pick ones I find attractive and go at it, rinse repeat till done

>>5438568
It's not biscums fault.
It's women.
Just as eve took the apple and tempted Adam.
This bitch convinced him to murder


LEAVE BISCUM ALONE

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>>5438568
>>5438574
I DO love my bi-bretheren personally...but on the other hand, the other killer posted in the thread was also bi.

Maybe there's something to the whole biscum thing?

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>>5438585

yellow flag to be honest...

>>5438600
Nice dubs
How tho? You realize it's a service, it's a product like anything else,
In person I care about people and take interest because they need to be interesting and compatible if we're going to hang out for a long time

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>>5438608

youre a bit creepy ngl
have you ever killed small animals for fun?

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>>5438653
No, why the Fuck would I?
I do how ever, have the cutest dog ever

>>5438653
that's writer-anon, but he killed himself.

>>5438586
HE DIN DU NUFFIN!1 HE WUZ A GUD BOY GETTING HIS LIFE TOGETHER

>>5438685
FUK WIMMUNZ

>>5438662
Have you ever done anything inappropriate with this animal? or inflicted punishment that could be considered severe and be filed under abuse? Is this the first animal you have abused mentally, sexually and physically? Please be honest.

Can you also tell us where exactly you live so we can send someone to retrieve this animal and give it to a proper, not mentally ill owner?

>>5438225
F A L L O U T 4

Life be complete, ma niggas

>>5438709
It's shit, worst game in the series besides 3. I only hope you got it on PC so you can fix it with mods, otherwise I just feel bad for you.

What an awful gift :^)

>>5438709

just pirate it m9

and it wasnt even that good - witcher 3 was better

>>5438451
>Even tops suck dick

I can confirm this. I mostly top and rarely ever top, but somewhat commonly I'm just really in the mood to jerk off while some guy shoves his cock down my throat. Like right now.

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>>5438717

Whore

>>5438717
Fuck, rarely ever bottom, I meant to say.

>>5438451
Do all gay men fetishize short smaller men that lift and try hard to be dominant?

>>5438721
>gagged
pleb detected

>>5438715
>>5438716
You can't kill the hype.

C A N T K I L L T H E H Y P E

And yeah, Witcher 3 was good.

>>5438725

idk but I hope not so that there's less competition for me

>>5438717
>I mostly top and rarely ever top
what?
also, tops shouldn't suck, it takes away the whole purpose of it.

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>>5438733

>not getting him on his stomach and licking up from his dick to his butthole

Poor form as a top desu

>>5438733

Let me refer you to this post >>5438722

Also, who doesn't love variety. Just because being a top is my favorite role most of the time doesn't mean I can't switch it up sometimes. Variety is the spice of life, and all that jazz.

>>5438733
I feel sorry for you if you're so stuck in your self assigned role that you're limited in what you can do sexually.

>>5438741
that's the bottoms job.

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>>5438716
>tfw pirated it
>still let down
It's literally impossible to play anything but what they tell you to play. 90% of the dialogue is just 4 ways to agree with what the game wants you to do, the male voice is garbage, the game is buggy as fuck, the story is super retarded and forced in your face all the time, perks are all no fun allowed, settlement building is unfinished, and every quest is either a fetch or kill quest with no skill checks as you're forced to play a boring Everyman soldier regardless of stats.

>>5438749

To lick from his dick to his own butthole? Would be interesting to watch

>>5438747
What if I only like what I like sexually, how is that limiting. It's like saying I'm limiting myself because I don't want to eat shit, how can anyone know they won't like it don't limit your sexuality.

>posted a pic
>that australian guy didnt bully me for it

feels... disappointing desu

>>5438762

You're a fat fag and no one will ever love you

How's that?

>>5438759
If you're content then you're content.
I, on the other hand, would feel bored if I didn't get to mix it up in the bedroom and explore some kinky shit

>>5438747
t h i s

I don't get the whole, "only tops can do this and only bottoms can do this"

Sex is sex, you faggots
do what feels good and what feels good for your partner and everyone is happy
restricting yourself and creating barriers limits the experience and then what's the point?

>>5438767

thx bb
i needed that

>>5438780

interestingly the romans thought that the dicksucker was the "manly" position in gay sex, because he was the active partner in intercourse

#tmyk

a super cute daddy just messaged me on scruff.

Merry Christmas me

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m e r r y c h r i s t m a s
first

>>5438787

git rekt

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>>5438762
Because I'm busy with Aussie Christmas, and am feeling all holly jolly.
I bet you look cute!
Merry Aussie Christmas, one and all!
Especially the lonely Scrooges, like Kouhai.

>>5438791
Hopefully I will.

>>5438798

Here's to that daddy dick balls deep in you

>>5438801
hes really cute. Like usually I'd fuck them and be like lol get out now I'm done with you. But I wanna cuddle him

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my number 1 fetish is to get casual asspats throughout my day like its no big deal

How can I experience this dream? Would walking through Soho or a similar "gay district" in bootyshorts work?

This may be retardes, but what does loneliness feel like? I've never gotten an actual diagnosis, but I've always suspected (and been unironically told) I am probably an autist, and I just do not understand emotions. So I was wondering what being lonely feels like.

I'm 25, probably gay, and a virgin. It's never bothered me, nor do I have a desire to change where I am at, so I am sort of confused if I am just an edgy cunt, or am just a defective social retard.

>>5438808
In a club probably. On the streets that's more risky and people wouldn't do it for fear of sexual harassment cases probs

>>5438788
its christmas now for brits anyway
post christmas bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQNvuuzH4w

>>5438817
I fucking hate Christmas music.
But this song is allowed.
Bony m is allowed whenever and always
http://youtu.be/hxm1FlLSfe4

>>5438809

it feels like being bored and helpless, and kind of cold inside

its not nice

>>5438813

ive never been to a club before. what are they like?

>>5438809
I'd like to know this as well.

>>5438822
Depends which one you go to.
London has pretty much one catering for whatever you're after.
If you want a touchy feely sex club. Go to one. There's a few

I want a cute boyfriend.

Hey /gaygen/, not gay myself, but I'm an anon from /mtfg/ I just wanted to wish you guys a merry Christmas :)

>>5438833

are they welcoming to beginners or should i "warm up" with less intense clubs first?

>>5438838
LEAVE
REEEEEEEEE

>>5438838
you guys make me feel bad

good luck anon, i hope your christmas isn't shitty, i know you fags feel shitty a lot.

>>5438853
Thanks anon. I'll be spending it with my family thankfully. They're all very supporting, I know some other trans folk are as lucky though, and that sucks.

>>5438839
Nah, you'll be loved anywhere. Fresh meat and all that

>>5438821
festive af bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKj92352UAE

>>5438691
Top kek
The only things I do to my doggone is feed him, walk him, pet him and play with him
Jeez I'm not a weirdo
It's Christmas, give me a break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SKToXZj43E

>>5438225
>what presents did I get

Today I gave myself a 430 squat for a 25 pound PR.

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Is making a "merry christmas" Tuppers Plot too autistic for a christmas card?

i could probably get the encoding done in the next hour if i work fast.

>tfw staying over at kawaii desu ne twinks house
>tfw I like the shit out of him
>tfw hes drunk and on acid right now
what do gaygen

>>5438944
Post butt, doesn't have to be naked.

>>5438944

lucky bastard my gym is closed for 3 days this holiday season

fucking christians stealing my gains
reeeeee

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>>5438952
Merry xmas anon

>>5438956
That's lame, three days is too much.

>>5438962
You've got big hips, and big butt, and long hair you actually remind me of myself.

Thanks for the pic.

>>5438945
Id like to see it if anything.
>>5438946
guide him on his journey m8.
>>5438962
cute butt.

>>5438945
Fucking nerd

Depends who your giving the card too

>>5438946

nothing. it's rape if you do anything cuz he can't consent

>>5438978
>wide hips
Just an illusion because because of because of the belt and np bb

>>5438979
Thanks bb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQ4reLS8Lo

>>5438946
If he can talk and make any sense it could be a good time to share your feelings verbally. But being messed up, it's not a great time to express those feelings sexually.

>>5438997
Take it easy. This isn't lezgen, son.

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>>5438999
Are you sure you don't have wide hips? I may need more pics to be sure.

>>5438999
np ;)
>>5439006
Its the angle and belt.

>tfw wide jawline
>tfw recessive chin

just fucking kill me

>>5439006
Haha you got your one xmas pic anon don't be greedy.

>>5439010
Post cock

>>5439017
genioplasty?

If you could see some rare christmas pictures from one trip past or present who would it be?

>>5439031
s'yours

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>>5439021
I got lucky once, can't blame me for trying. I didn't knew there was a gaygen trip with long hair.

Mine takes a fuckload of time to groom every day.

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>>5439040
Before I dreaded my hair I used to brush it a lot.

>>5439031
i want a christmas twink

>>5439046
love the shoes.

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Merry Christmas, /gaygen/! How are you celebrating it?
>pic related

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>>5439046
People like you need to learn how to bring your jaw forward (or do a treatment for that) makes anyone's face look 100% better. It's a bit of effort that goes a long way in terms of appearance.

There's literally a lot of male models with "square jawlines" that are simply bringing their jaws forward.

Still I love the physique.
>tfw no fit smooth bf to give a tongue bath

>mfw I fell for the gainsgoblin instructor
Motherfuckers gave an almost all machine work out.

>>5439079
Alone

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>>5439047
suuuuuuup

>>5439094
>ask for twink
>receive ayy
better than nothing

>>5439094
You look like a faggot

>>5439046
you low key cute

>>5439079
closeted, directionless, filled with anxiety and terrified of the future
here's to 2016

>>5439052
Otomix and thanks

>>5439083
My jawline is fine anon thanks. You'll see when I cut down to 185.

>>5439108
Y-you too

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>>5439123
I was just saying you have an overbite, seems like you take an awful lot of work with your appearance to stop right on your face. Can't do anything if you don't want an advice tho.

Still a nice physique and a nice hair.

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>tfw no feminine bf

:(

>>5439150
First of all, extra points for the McMahon gif.
Second of all, the guys don't seem to mind~

>>5439154
>tfw usher posts in gg

>>5439156
Does that mean i look bad?

>>5439154
gb2/an/

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>>5439156
Of course they don't mind, an overbite doesn't make a difference when your mouth is stretched around "something".

>>5439164
/an/?

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>>5439154
FUCK OFF KORRA YOU FUCKING APE NIGGER FUCK GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT GENERAL ON /MTFG/ YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
GO BACK TO YOUR ANIME CANCER DON'T EVER FUCKING POST HERE AGAIN YOU GODDAMN NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER GO BACK TO POLICIING THE THREAD YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

I HOPE YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS YOU NIGGER!

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>>5439162
You look fine, but should be working out black guys seem to have an easy time gaining muscles.

Still you have a cute face.

>>5439181
Thank you! I've stopped working out tho

>>5439021
tis a blue bored c;
>>5439154
eyyy nigga

>>5439162
You're fine dude

>>5439165
Ha! And stretch it does ddp
Wrestling fan?

>>5439189
Uhh hi?

>>5439190
o ok

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Merry christmas guys

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>>5439190
Who isn't a wrestling fan?

>>5439188
Then start doing it again, how are you going to pull a "feminine guy" off his feet, throw him on the bed use one of your hands to secure his, fuck him deep for hours while mouthfucking with the other hand, if you don't work out?

Gotta get that stamina from somewhere.

>>5439205
. . . .well I'm a virgin soooo. . . plus not really looking for sex just someone soft and hairless to cuddle with and hold hands

>>5439180
This

>>5439046
>Glasses
You've been holding out on me you cheeky fucker.

>>5439094
Cute. You should take a pic from a normal angle though. lol

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>>5439214
>not looking for sex
You've gotta rethink your life faam.

>>5438225
Got a Gachimuchi figure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QdSLeQ0494

>>5439231
Sex isn't that important to me

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>>5439248
That seems terrible, aaand you're going to have a hard time finding another dude like that.

>waiting for someone you hate to make an appearance so you can hate them on Christmas day

I love me.

>>5439253
Its alright. I'm pretty used to being alone. 26 years of being single so what's a few more lol

>>5439265
I love me too.

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>>5439265
>>5439271
I love you both!

Merry Christmas.

>>5439279
merry christmas chest

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>>5439269
Seriously learn how to be a sex god and go get that femboy you want, he'll have the sex he needs and you can do all the cuddling you want afterwards. It's a win-win situation and relationships are a two way street.

>>5439279
Those mantiddies must look awesome clamped.

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>>5439279
merry Christmas~

>>5439299
why don't i know what you look like

>>5439302
hey
its me
bry-i mean, ur brother
post pics pls

>>5439292
Sex is a complicated subject for me m8. Long story short I'm savning my v card for that special someone and I don't do casual sex or one night hookups

>>5439094
Post feet

>>5439306
I don't think there's a single inch of my body that gaygen hasn't seen. Lurk the archives, you'll find it.

>>5439292
>Those mantiddies must look awesome clamped.
Like nipple clamps?

>>5439308
Poor bastard, I'm at the same page, we'll probably both die virgins.

I still have a huge sex drive so I'm horny and frustrated most of the time.

How exactly will you know you found "the one"?

>>5439319
Yep

>>5439320
I'll let you know whenever i find someone to pity date me lol

>>5439330
I wouldn't know. I like my nips played with. I might have to give them a shot some time.

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>MFW Boyfriend opens his gift tomorrow
[spoiler]H.R Giger's Biomechanics.[/spoiler]

>>5439225
Lol huh?

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>>5439302
I gotta shave. I swear I posted my face before.

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Yay, hooray, Christmas, etc.

>>5439368
Nice eyes

>>5439371
Gonna buy some gifts from the dollar store you work at?
>>5439368
I think I'm supposed to tell you to poo in loo

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>>5439308
Just remember that a guy you want won't just fall into your lap. And you're cute imo but you're also black so that inherently makes finding a guy harder. You'll want to offset that.

Don't set yourself up for failure, or worse, resign yourself to failure. It can't end like this...

I have my personal opinions on the saving sex thing, but I'll leave that alone, people can really only convince themselves when it comes to that. Just remember that the chances of the person you give your virginity to being your soulmate are pretty damn low.

How important to you is it that whoever you fall for is also a virgin?

>>5439366
Your spectacles activate my nerd fetish. lol

>>5439368
Cute. Post boipussy. lol

>>5439373
thank you bb
>>5439374
Sounds reasonable.

>>5439046
This is you?
Damn I feel bad insulting you. Your life already sucks.

>>5439379
eyyy <3

>>5439375
>but also you're black

Yep I'm hated right off bat before I even say hello. Its pretty common here in the south hating niggers isn't just a meme on 4chan

I don't really care about their sexual prowess, but I'm not going to spread my legs to the first cute face that gives me attention. They don't have to be my soulmate but I do want a long term relationship and we'd have to be dating for a little while before any sex happened. (And both do STD tests to be sure we're clean I'm ultra paranoid about that and not compromising on it)

Honestly though I've already accepted im fucked when it cones to ever findinf anyone. I'm gunna die alone as a permavirgin lol

>>5439391
Its not that I hate black people its just that I'm only attracted to white people

>>5438979
>>5438997
>>5439004
llmao I stayed over attwink boys house and got stoned but didnt get to do anything withim

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>>5439391
I know I'll come out sounding racist but you don'y look like the typical black guy.
>no potato nose
>no ape-like area of the mouth
Those two are the biggest turn-offs for most people imo. And your skin is not really really black, so I'd say you look more like a mestizo. But of course you probably live in america so unless someone is european white that person will be called black.

And I know what you mean about being a virgin and all, if you waited 20~25 years might as well wait for a few more years to find the right one.

Still
>mfw all those cute guys on this thread
What a terrible night to be horny on gaygen.

>>5439408
sounds about right hard to even do normal shit while blasted but would be fun to be with a guy tripping out.

>>5439410
>What a terrible night to be horny on gaygen.
Wouldn't this be the best time? All sorts of free fap material. lol

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>>5439299
>ficus benjamina bonsai
Nice

>>5439410
Welp cheers m8. Hope your Christmas is merry

>>5439410
He does have a decent look at least and a cute butt. Just lacks confidence.
>>5439427
thanks m8 Cant wait till it fruits.

>what presents did you get?
Load of cum in my ass

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>>5439439
Depending on if it was grown from seed or propagated from an adult. If you bought it from a store it is probably a propagated cutting. Most fruiting trees take up to 3 years to produce anything, much longer if grown from seed.

Do you guys like ftm or cis guy or both. Doing a poll.

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>>5439424
Fapping doesn't bring me pleasure anymore tho. Some times you just need to feel dominated to "scratch that itch", and that ain't an option.

>>5439439
>butt
Where? Anyway he needs to work out, feminine guys like buff, the size difference is awesome.

>>5439447
I believe it was propagated and I got it when it was fruiting. Its a Barbados cherry so it fruits all year except December haha.
>>5439459
Well can confirm like big guys. But most say they like feminine men more actually.
>>5439457
uhhhh neither?

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>>5439459
Sorry bb. I can't dom you from hear. The best I can do is tease.

>feminine guys like buff, the size difference is awesome.
Personal experience?

>>5439457
Def cis.

>>5439447
>tfw have fapped to this set multiple times imagining coming home to my househusbear jaxton wheeler and making tender romantic love to his giant butt
>tfw no bf

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>>5439475
I wouldn't know I'm 6'4", so barely anyone is taller than me.I do remember popping boners every time I saw a buff guy when I was a kid.

>>5439474
Has leaves that look like a ficus. I'm mistaken.
>native to south and central america
Never heard of it. At least not common where I am.

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>>5439480
>giant butt
Not an exaggeration.

http://www.manhuntdaily.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/alpha/j/Jaxton-Wheeler-bottoms-for-Colby-Jansen-in-a-kinky-romantic-gay-porn-scene-for-Gods-of-Men-6.jpg

>>5439503
i would never exaggerate
his butt is massive and his hole is so pink it makes me jealous desu
it's so pink it helps me overlook his painted on menelaus grecian urn lookin beard

>>5439496
Yah its a tropical plant. I was thinking of getting a little ficus but instead got a ponytail palm that I need to start.

>>5439486
>6'4"
Sounds rough.

>>5439503
Doesn't look that big to me. Maybe I'm just used to proportionately larger fem butts.

>>5439512
but that facial hair style is sexy. I'm gonna try for that soon. But I dont have curly black hair

>>5439522
he looks like a disney villain to me
it's the longer bit in the middle that i don't like

>>5439546
I think straight black beard hair makes most people seem villainous.

Off to fap and go do bed before Santa cums.

Night /gaygen/

>>5439561
Good night

you know... every time I venture into /r9k/, I am truly amazed at the shit I see there. Do it again tonight (just a few mins. ago) and this is basically the first thing I see:
>>/r9k/25226376

smhtbhfam.

>>5439574
>>>/r9k/25226376

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>>5439579
Sounds like something a children would come up with.

>>5439579
holy yikes
i've never been on r9k, what exactly is it's purpose? i hear the most bizarre things about it

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>>5439579
>tfw I would be a powerful ally but my cock is too small

I would love to be a part of that. There are so many fucking bets that I want to whip up into shape and start a community with. That transgender sounds fuckign cool. /r9k/ is fucking garbage now that the FBI or CIA or whoever watches it constantly after some shooting.
Not only that but every fucking thread gets deriled but some fucking woman that deserves to get raped. That being said transgenders are the epitome of failed males incarnate so they belong there.
I used to go on there to rant about whores but now they have taken over it. I fucking hate women they deserve nothing but the most extreme violence to them.

>tfw no bf who beats me at christmas

>>5439610
basically, I think it's this: >>5439604
it's either mostly children or adults with the minds of children or something like that, maybe... idk... the place baffles me tbH.

>>5439618
>...

>>5439621
Why would you want an abusive relationship, anon? You deserve to be loved and cherished.

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Rank the shallowness of this statement please:

>I don't think I could have a long term relationship with a man who doesn't ever want to be rimmed.

>>5439637
I deserve what my bf gives me
if he wants cuddles i'll cuddle him:3
if he wants to let out anger i'll let him let it out on me ;_;

>>5439639
sexual compatibility is very important in a relationship, anon
i don't think that's very shallow
but i don't think most people would let that be an actual dealbreaker with an otherwise attractive prospect

>>5439639
As long as your upfront about it.
>>5439644
pretty cute anon. Id yell at you then cuddle.

>>5439644
I'll be your bf. I just trash random people on the internet for fun under anon whenever I am having a bad day.

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>>5439662
why should i pick you anon?
you sound like a big bully!

>>5439639
>wanting to lick someone's shithole

absolutely disgusting
i could never kiss someone who enjoys sticking their nasty tongue inside someones ass

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>>5439647
I guess I'd know for sure if the opportunity came up. But I really REALLY like rimming when it comes to sex, and the idea of giving that up to be with a man monogamously (and possibly even if they were wanting something more open) feels like a tough pill to swallow.

Like if a longtime light/social drinker was told by a prospect that they really didn't drink and liked hanging out with someone who did.

Maybe that sounds a little dramatic. There's a lot of things I think I could give up sexually to be with a guy. Topping, bottoming, my submissive side, kinks....but rimming? I dunno...

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>>5439667
>thinking that you get to choose

You know you want to be mine.

>>5439674
kind of
[spoiler] pls hit me ;_; [spoiler]

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>>5439639
Not all that shallow, you need to date people with similar tastes, that's just it.

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>>5439676
I want to hit you after I push your head to the wall put my cock behind you and feel my cock rubbing against your ass. I want to jerk you off while choking you and telling you how shitty you are as a person because MY day was bad.

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>>5439682
i wouldn't fight it i geuss

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>>5439682
Thanks abusive anon, you reminded me that my LP is about to fill up in School Idol Festival.

>almost 2016
>being straight

>>5439644
>>5439662
>>5439667
>>5439674
>>5439676
>>5439682
>>5439687

>almost 2016
>repeating the toxic relationship patterns of your parents

>>5439694
my dad never hit my mum nor would she enjoy it

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>>5439687
Fight a little...I want to put a little super subby whore like you in your place.

>>5439688
Never played it never seen the anime.

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>>5439698
>Fight a little...I want to put a little super subby whore like you in your place.
why are you so mean to me?
i've done nothing wrong

>>5439696
>never hit
>e-except with W O R D S

>>5439705
>>5439705
nah my parents have a very good relationship

>>5439704
You did nothing wrong.
That's what gets me the hardest about all of this...

who else is literally too emotionally numb to do anything this holiday season

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>>5439709
such a bully

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>>5439694
>Not repeating your parents mistakes but adding your own new, fun mistakes ontop

>>5439710
i feel a lot of intense negative things

>>5439710
I'm planning on just setting up a one night stand on new years, fucking the guy, then either drinking till I pass out or going out and getting another guy depending on how I feel