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last >>5436085
leaving for NYC soon
this should be a fun christmas
threadly reminder these fucks pass better than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
>>5437853
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Umaru who are you crushing on besides elf? Jormy? Kit? Elanna?
>>5437860
KIWIS GOING TO STRIKE AGAIN!
WHO EXCITED FOR KIWI JOCELYN PT2?
THE AUTIST STRIKES BACK!
>tfw forever a man
sheen is a cuck
>tfw ur eyelids are red as fuck again
Guess I'm too sensitive for waxing ;~;
M-merry xmas /mtfg/
>>5437886
u-uhh... did u get waxed??? >.>;;
should have just plucked then idk
h-how was last night, is there another reason u got red eye?? >.>;;;
I've just involuntarily become an african prince, ama
>>5437886
>using kotoura san image
back the fuck off
Jormyxsheen
>tfw not drunk yet
>tfw not done christmas shopping yet
when does the nightmare end
>>5437893
shut the fuck up kayla, dont make me come over there
>>5437893
you are cute when you try to be angry
>>5437898
You are in a waking nightmare and when you go to sleep only more nightmares rhe ride NEVER ends!
>tfw you will never pin jormy down, grab her childbearing hips and fuck her right in the buttpussy then 9 months later see the beautiful birth of her pushing baby through her dickhole
Btw I am a girl
>>5437906
should have been the anon that lives in sydney desu
>gf asleep cause drunk as fuck
>horny
wat do ?
>tfw vodka, heavy jacket and ushanka
C Poждecтвóм!
>tfw cis males look more feminine that you
>>5437914
iktf
>>5437914
who are you to say they're cis, shitlord?
>>5437914
sweden doesn't count they receive their hrt by the water supply
fucking tripfag shits, i poop on all of u
>>5437922
I wish the US did that.
>>5437914
>calling Faith cis male
you are a ripe old dick
>>5437922
I'm swedish and i'm extremely masculine.
>>5437927
I wish you'd treat GID sufferers wit a little respect.
This isn't a game, this is their lives.
>>5437932
omg sounds kinky and wild desu
>>5437924
I barely even count as a tripfsg tho. I have no friends here and everyone hates me. I just trip to tell my posts apart desu
>>5437935
Madam Schmeckel doesn't care
>>5437924
Trip on noelle
>>5437945
Actually brad has had 4 rounds of FFS
too bad we can't send lalalily to a gas chamber as a christmas present from all of us
>>5437945
trips are for computer science losers like you
>>5437945
ur knowledgable about this shit, how do u supress the lewd when ur drunk
>>5437949
r00d
>>5437893
watch out MISS COCK'S GONNA EXPLODE!!
>>5437931
that means your body wants you to stay that way :^)
I wish I could have been better
I hope you all have a merry christmas and I'll see you all in another life.
>christmas eve
>family all curled up on one sofa watching TV
>me on the other sofa on laptop under blanket posting on 4chan and trying to cry over how disgusting I look as quietly as possible so they don't notice anything's wrong
being trans is fucking awful, I really want to die
>>5437960
I know.
>3 years hrt
>no changes
>immune to hrt
>man face
>tall af
>>5437957
why do you think elanna suppresses it? have you not seen her posts?
>>5437963
merry christmas sheen
>>5437963
Please end yourself
>>5437967
let's get together and caress each other's masculine honbodies under blankets in a dimly lit room
>>5437963
Kill yourself you fat piece of shit.
>>5437977
I don't want anybody to touch me, I'd much rather have my nerves snipped and be entirely numb so I can't feel the shape of my face and my body against the air to be honest
>>5437969
genetics(tm) will always have the last word, familia
>tfw you're doing lewd things with a drunk trip
>>5437969
How old?
>>5437983
shh it's gonna be okay bb *gently snaps ur neck*
>>5437986
this is literally torture, daily reminder that alcohol is bad :~:
>>5437984
I know, I got really good genetics for men.
>>5437990
23 in april and 3 years hrt in april
20 was really late, no idea why I tried.
>>5437959
Sounds hot...
>>5437986
>studies computer science
fetishistic straight man pls go
>>5437992
this one~ >>5437994
>>5437993
There's a wood axe in the garage but I'm not sure exactly what I'd do with it or whether I can bring myself to do the deed, I wish I wasn't such a pussy I just want to stop existing
>>5438004
It's probably not too late for normal people but i'm hyper masculine and immune to estrogen.
>>5438009
dont you fucking dare
>>5437995
You're gonna make it.
Talk to your doctor about upping the dosage?
>>5438009
sheen please, there is so much to live for!
>>5438028
B-but my dosage has been 6mg estrogen and 100mg cypro for ages.
i love snorting estrogen out of my asian bf's big uncut dick
do you think i would pass if i started taking hormones?
>>5438049
i feel like this picture gets posted a lot
>>5438049
shave away your caveman brow brige, your celtic-caveman nose, your caveman jaw and yes you will
>>5438049
KOMEIJI
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>>5438025
like I said, I wouldn't know how to use it anyway
obviously if you want to hit somebody else with an axe you just swing it towards them but swinging it towards yourself with the same force seems like it'd be pretty difficult
it's just so sharp I wish someone else would do it
I'm too scared of the pain anyway, I'm not masochistic, I wouldn't want to suffer or anything, I just don't want to live looking like a freak
>>5438032
not a trip
>>5438028
HRT doesn't change bone though
source: my life
>>5438062
>tfw orc tier bone structure
>>5438049
well you are young so you can't get any worse than this
Coming out on Christmas Day is a bad idea, right? Especially if I'm not expecting a good reaction?
I'm raring at the bit and I keep almost letting it slip, it's like an itch I can't scratch.
why do many pre-transition guys look like the original inhabitants of europe?
>tfw will never be a cis girl
why am I alive
>>5438082
>implying you wouldn't miss miss cock, your good girl you love to wake up
how come kayla has such shit taste in clothes?
>>5438107
amazon.com
>>5438107
autogynephilia
>>5438107
because I would look like shit in anything else.
what do you suggest I wear?
>>5438114
>>5438114
a cock bow for miss cock
>>5438119
fucking ewwww
>>5438114
what other people your age wear??
stop dressing like old moms
>>5438096
OK, maybe sexy is the wrong word, but..
>implying this isn't my dreamhome
>>5438122
post an outfit for me to wear and I will buy it
>>5438124
Wearing clothing while working with computers is just asking for static shocks.
>>5438119
>>5438137
>That outfit
>tfw you will never get hugged unironically
>>5438146
It's fashion~
>>5438131
this
>>5438148
How else would you propose to avoid nasty dangerous static electricity?
Nudity is the solution to so many of life's problems.
>tfw you will never ride in a canoe molded from your vagina
>>5438122
I wear long skirts, and cardigans, kek
>tfw lewd with anon
>>5438156
this seems like as good a reason as any to finally start today's drinking
>>5438148
>ywn be a young independent ol in the late 90s in japan
;~~~;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jLvjTyvucQ
>>5438152
I'll fashion u in a second jormy!!!! >////<;;;
MtFg !
your face when Stefonknee is missing ?
>tfw no trans gf to flick my small penis but actually love it and do cute things together and call me a dirty chaser for fun.
>>5438176
sucks to be you m8
>>5438174
>tfw stefonknee passes better than you
>>5438161
[spoiler]<3[/spoiler]
>>5438181
Iktf
>>5438149
I'll hug you unironically anon
And [spoiler] squeeze your butt [/spoiler]
>>5438174
Police in Canada are good people
>>5438174
>church and wellesly
Story checks out, that's the only place I'd risk being spotted as openly trans.
>>5438183
>tfw old men could pass better than you
>>5438184
I look like a pig disgusting man though but you can touch my butt if you want.
>>5438199
np
I'm happy I could help save you a few bucks.
>>5438201
>>5438201
thanks for turning me into Leonard Nimoy
>>5438200
>tfw you will never touch butts with lainanon
>>5438205
The question is though: to solder naked or to not solder naked? o.o
>>5438211
Having soldered topless, I would suggest not doing it.
Luckily today I only had to do some stripping and crimping. I could get away with wearing my underwear while repairing electronics.
>>5438211
My butt sucks though ;-;
just like everything else
>>5438210
>you will never walk down the street and see Kayla attempting to pass
>You will never grab her and make her come to your place
>You will never rape Kayla and cut her arteries out
>You will never pour salt and lemon juice inside her wounds while fucking wound
>you will never cum on her face and tie her up with concrete bricks and throw her into the ocean
>you will never drive off into the sunset and go home and watch gundam proud of yourself
>>5438211
Generally doing anything with incredibly hot metal naked is a bad idea.
is it just one anon who likes ragging on particular trips or is it like dozen of them who each have a personal nemesis?
>>5438249
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW
>Tfw everyone says you pass fine
>>5438221
>I could get away with wearing my underwear while repairing electronics.
This..might have jogged my imagination just a little..
Aaaaaaaa
>>5438238
Please, even you have said your body is nice. ;~;
>>5438247
Unless burns are intended ;_;
This is what I figured though, I've cooked naked and it doesn't end well usually.
>>5438256
BACON WHILE NUDE
>>5438245
I know you only have this one sexual fantasy, so I feel bad for ruining it. However, if you "cut her arteries out", whichever her it is this or the next time, they will die pretty much instantly, making the salt and lemon juice fairly redundant.
>>5438256
>Please, even you have said your body is nice. ;~;
w-what?
When!
im going back to skype, screw this
>>5438256
>jogged my imagination just a little
But you don't even know what I look like ;_;
Are you imagining other girls doing naked housework for you?
I have everyone is having a good Christmas eve. Imma about to go enjoy the yearly tradition of a delicious chicken nugget tray form Chickfila.
>tfw no mtfg christmas get together
>tfw I will never cuddle with a slightly drunk Bexe
>>5438255
People keep insisting i pass and am cute, i cant tell if im insane and just letting my dysphoria control me or if im just being hug boxxed to hell.
>>5438274
I hope* even.
>>5438280
It's more likely dysphoria than a hugboxing conspiracy.
>>5438280
I don't really understand. I think I look like a guy. I guess it's dysphoria? I've found out that not many people will actually hug box.
>tfw 6th Xmas morning in a row waking up alone
>>5438284
>>5438280
>tfw hugboxed to helö
>tfw everyone seems to treat you still the same as before
>feel like mom and stepdad trying to make sure i know what i am
>super distressed because of it and also because wearing guy clothes and look huge and and uuuugh
>miraclously end up talking hours about hairstyles, guys, life overall and bitchy friends with sister
>not even publicly out to other family members than mom, brother and step dad but she seems to know the most
Maybe ill survive tomorrow too.
How has your eve been mtfg?
>>5438268
I forget when, but when pressed on how your measurements were fine, you switched to saying "the only problem is my face".
You're more petite than I am :P
>>5438264
Done it once. Never ever again.
>>5438272
I don't no ;~; I mean, I can guess but I'm probably entirely off.
>naked housework
Possibly...
But since when has electronics work been regular old housework? It's a task requiring really fine coordination, a little bit of knowledge and a tendency for tinkering. Also, it's not my fault, I insist that it's the alcohol ;___;
I take no responsibility for where my mind went
>>5438255
You do cricket. Dysphoria sucks doesnt it.
>>5438306
pretty good
drinking with gfs senpai
>>5438312
I can't see it at all. I'm trying to come to terms with it.
>>5438306
uir my waifu!
>>5438312
Elanna pls stop hugboxing.
I'm honestly super manly and gross.
>>5438306
started off bad cause my sister getting things like makeup and clothes made me pretty sad but its been getting better cause ive been talking to a cutie all day
>>5438306
I'm glad it's going better than expected :3
Christmas morning is pretty cool so far, i spoke to my mother and she was super nice to me and used the right name and pronouns and everything
>>5438322
You said that, stop lying
>>5438322
How am I hugboxing? You actually are smaller than me. >.>
>>5438320
It takes time, you'll get there eventually if you set your mind to it.
>>5438330
I guess it is, I see it more as a hobby thing I guess. Sorry, I should really take responsibility, I like nerdy stuff and people that are into nerdy stuff so the combination of undergarments and electronics work...
...I should stop before I dig myself into a deeper hole ;___;
>>5438306
I'm glad that you went, and I'm glad that its going so well. I just had Christmas dinner with my family and now I'm drinking
>>5438337
pretty much a hugboxewr!
>>5438341
I don't remember, my face is def the worst tho.
waah
why is christmas tomorrow
where is frog to go
>>5438354
A hugboxer would not happily tell you that you're delusional.
>>5438352
Maybe but like I look like a super manly man and you're a qt pie who passes well.
>>5438359
>implying i'm delusional and not realistic
>tfw knocked out on the toilet after talking do ralph
how's your christmas eve, /mtfg/?
>>5438352
>I should stop
I'm really enjoying this though. Sorry. I'll lay off for now.
>>5438362
>It's bizzare though.
It's also extremely bizarre to the people around you who see you go and are probably not seeing what you're seeing.
>>5438316
Sounds fun
Whatcha drinking?
Also wheres the dress you promised?!
>>5438322
A-are you drunk?! You so are arent you?? Gosh dont flirt with anyone or or.. >:7
Hows today going memma? C:
>>5438326
Awww x: welp uh your turn will come and maybe she will share c: .... Though maybe you dont want your relatives to pick you sum make up.
A qt? Details pls. Uh and wew best of luck <:
>>5438330
Nice of you :9 must have had fun with then.
>tfw no friends
W-why would something bad happen tomorrow?
>>5438339
Omg congrats ! Must have earned it after going through so much. Neat to see peeeps have positive things on xmas with meeting their relatives :3 gives hope too.
Hope today is going to be even better for you, uh oh are you that aussie who told me theyre looking forward to winter season?
>>5438352
Awww yay. How was the dinner?
Also drinking is just fine when its like a festival season ooooor super boring break from school,
good job with not doing any form of other substances :p
Bläh so sleepy that eyes getting crossed D: hope no one got nauseous from the way i write
>>5438364
yay undertale
also am 19 dont know how 2 feel
What did you get for xmas /mtfg/?
Gunna go to a hair stylist and get my hair styled like pic related (pic even has the same skin colour as me). :v I'm trying to move closer and closer to female/andro presentation
>>5438380
Hi korra?
>>5438376
did u make that for her ... or...?? >///>;;;
>>5438368
I guess. I gave a friend who hadn't seen me for 6 months that I'll be visiting tomorrow. I don't know if he'll even recognize me completely. Everything that has really changed with me looks wise has all been in the past 6 or 7 months.
>>5438372
Yes but you're still my waifu
Today I ate chocolate and played video games
>>5438380
>not having long hair while man mode
pleb
>>5438372
hopefully by this time next year ill be out and they'll buy stuff like that for me
and im the anon whos been getting drunk with remy and making lewd advances on her so shes the qt im talking about
>>5438383
Yup it's a mould of my gt :3
>>5438382
>>5438380
>>5438383
Oh I completely forgot I was posting on /v/ a second ago lol
>>5438386
My hair is still in the process of growing m88. But once its long enough I will. I'm already out to everyone
>>5438394
yeh I guessed that desu!!
o__o;;
>>5438363
And I keep telling you that I don't believe you're a super manly man. There's a bunch of other people in this thread, including yours truly who are having difficulty seeing that they pass, even when they do. It's unlikely that your situation is much different.
>>5438366
Oh, no need to be sorry, I'm enjoying it too, I'd just be lying to say I'm not just a tad bit embarassed by where my imagination goes sometimes..
>>5438372
Dinner was delicious, turkey and stuffing and wine are pretty much my favorites. Also, 'tis the season, I have an excuse to get a liittle wasted over the next few days. I'm actually feeling a little bit better than I have been though, I'm not craving the hard stuff, so that's always a plus ^^
>>5438394
Are you a dragon?
>>5438396
Korra, when are you going to change that filename? :P
>>5438396
>tfw out to my family but can't pass and gross hon
REGRET
>>5438399
That's hugboxing though, I really am a hon and look like a manly man.
Like no one have unironically told me i'm even slightly feminine?
>>5438406
That's not hugboxing, I'm entitled to believe what I want until you present evidence to the contrary aren't I? When are you going to post a photo?
>>5438372
Yeah, thats me lol
>>5438376
I got a bracelet and a little compact mirror from my mother, small things but i really appreciate them. Probably going to get more jewelry later on when i go to my friends christmas dinner.
>>5438399
But that's so much work D:
>>5438406
I sorta know that feel. I'm working real hard on makeup and presentation so that even if hormones don't so much for me in the long run I can at least clean up nice and look decently female.
I'm also having up for FFS as well so there's hope yet.
Well... I think I'm about done picking out e-gifts. Just a few games left to send off to people.
>>5438415
You should see her ms paint self portraits. They're dysphoria personified.
>that glorious feel of you will pass because you've always been baby faced/cute and you're so short everyone always assumes you're a girl.
>>5438415
I dunno ;_;
Don't want to get bullied for being such a man beast .
>>5438426
I would need burka to even have a chance of passing as female tbhon.
>>5438122
>large male bone structure
>lol guize just wear what gurlz ur age do ;))))))
you are aware that old woman clothes and landwhale clothes are all that fits anything less than pure effeminate men
>>5438431
>you'll be able to leave this shit board and these shitty men
>>5438432
FFS m8
>>5438399
Yup, a very bad one
Bored hon is bored
ask this hon anything
>>5438445
hehe :)
>>5438448
>just get ffs :)
>>5438452
post your feet
>>5438452
Will things get better?
>>5438448
>just pull 30-60k out of your ass
in this economy absolutely guys, just let me slave away for 10 years to make that, that's if I don't kill myself before then
>>5438458
too lazy to take off my socks so here is a old picture with my feet in it
>>5438459
yes definitely
frog is now mime hello
>>5438428
which one??
>>5438467
I don't know people.
>>5438448
Ffs has limits
>>5438479
I don't know, I remember you sent me a couple with weird non-human proportions that you insisted were totally true.
im never drinmking again
>first christmas since coming out
>first christmas alone
I'm so tired of fighting
Merry Christmas /mtfg/
>>5438486
Pretty sure all my ms paint pictures were as accurate as possible?
I'm not very good at drawing.
>>5438497
only CIS SCUm
>>5438508
ooh does that make me cis scum?
And I'm certain that you don't look like those images you would send. It's the dysphoria controlling your cursor.
>>5438474
I'll keep going then, Thanks
>>5438419
Aaa aw that note is so cute !
Oh god that mirror looks like something you would steal from a treasury c:
>>5438406
Still a qt until proven otherwise <::
>>5438399
Uhhhh omnomnom.. Whats stuffing btw? Must be something p great since everyone talks about it and yup totally one of the fav seasons since its kinda socially wrong to not be a little tipsy and be stuffing your face with food.
Goood c: and really glad its better from what it was earlier.
>>5438396
Hairstyle looks great and easyish to maintain 8) wwill you be still growing the hair after that though ? Like just yo see what it would be like if it was longer.
>>5438390
Ohhhhhh c: mmm maybe! Lets hope so.
Are you on hrt yet?
Aww more mtfg ships :3
>>5438386
Dear diary, today i was stuck here and not eating chocolate with my waifu while watching her shine in vidya.
Oh did you get rank ups?
>>5438374
same desu. i just sorta feel weird. been drunk for a
>Degree in video game design
https://youtu.be/rCVLzNCF534
Literally 12 year old meme tier.
>>5438538
while*
gomen
>>5438519
Well I don't really talk to non-cis scum anymore ;-;
I'm sure I look worse than on those drawings tbhon
>>5438530
hon until proven otherwise tbhon
>did you rank get up yet
No ;-;
Didn't play
>>5438497
hi elanna what have you been up to
whats ya christmas plan
>>5438530
yea i am, 3 months so far, long timeish lurker
>>5438474
what is that?
>>5438474
>lalalarry's king cock
>>5438530
Thanks! Yeah I'm planning on growing my hair out to my lower back ultimately. But while its short I don't want it to be an unkempt mess, so I'm styling it as cute as I can make it. I'm also gunna dye my hair that colour too <,<
i have the biggest crush on nageki omg
>>5438583
Hah!
w-what kind of weirdo would get feelings while playing a pigeon dating sim
>>5438540
fuck u cartman :~:
>>5438567
Sure~
I'm annoying, whiny, dumb and boring just fyi tho.
>>5438452
want to see a picture of Plant riding a big dick?
hey grills
>>5438280
>transbian hon with a typical hon name
>"people call me cute"
sure thing, bob
>>5438591
do you homupost a lot? i havent seen you before
>>5438114
a cock cage for miss cock
>>5438583
post your feet
>>5438592
surely you are making this up, a pure maiden like plant would never degrade herself like that
>>5438594
Hey, i think they are all wrong and i am hon as fuck. Im gross desu i admit this.
Also bi is the high tier of orientations.
>>5438606
Please, I wouldn't make this up. Do you want to see it or not?
Who else /sadonchristmas/ here?
>>5438601
no
madoka is only ok
>>5438114
>>5438616
who got u that for xmas?? o.o;;
>>5438614
Yep i feel like a unwanted piece of shit
>>5438554
Let me prove you otherwise <;
Gah.
>tfw never super cereal games w you
>>5438567
D-dont think we have it here but it sounds like it is really colorful with different tastes :9 wants.. Hmmm kinda hungry now e_e
>>5438572
Yay <: well if you wont come out soon your boobs will push you out for you and can have all the make-up you want.
>>5438581
Smart goal, can always cut it back to shorter if it isnt as good.
Didnt you post one day yourself in a pikachu outfit? Totally not imagining that hairstyle with the exact same color in the outfit :9 would fit so well!
Could remember wrong too. Not 100% sure
>found a picture from a whatsapp group i share with my brother
>be in tht picture facing away and still manage to look like a gorilla dressed into clothes
Ugh.
>>5438611
if that happened you would already post it to confirm our worst fears but you didn't so this has to be a bluff
>>5438616
i would feel dysphoric as fuck wearing something like this
reminder that if your hair isnt at least past your shoulders you arent trutrans
Yay it's time for Christmas eve church
I've already had a xanax and I'm feeling sick regardless
I can't wait to sit in a hot, crowded room for several hours for reasons I don't believe in
>>5438614
not me, alcohol does wonders desu, i can recommend it
>>5438624
Yeah I do have a pikachu hat, its in the wash right now though. I keep it smelling fresh and flowery. Your memory is OK I did post a pic like that one day. :P
Im looking up local hair stylist prices rn actually. I wanna see how much they charge to style like that. You sure that's not just dysphoria messin with ya? I don't think I'm attractive at all and I'm super unphotogenic, bu irl I get alot of compliments on being cute so maybe it's something similar for you?
>>5438624
be my waifu and carry me in csgo
>>5438633
>tfw trutrans hon
where is santa sheen
i want presents
>Go for a walk
>walk past the beater car I took last night
>I parked all fucked up on the street
>no damage on the car though
>look at my camera and read a few text mesages from friends last night
>melly was a champ drinking that AMF.
>still no hang over
sigh ;_:
how is it going /mtfg/? I am going out with family tonight and tomorrow.
>>5438633
But I just got a haircut and it looks cute
I've never been allowed to have my hair past my shoulders
>>5438636
I've actually been avoiding church lately. Some stupid faggot I work with there kept criticizing and judging me when I went there last time.
I ll probs go this Sunday tho since I still believe.
fuck it's hard shopping for my dad, spent hours running around to different bookstores to find a first edition book and just gotta hope he likes it
Fixed Discord link, should be permanent this time hopefully.. https://discord.gg/0XFIQ4xa7RcYJuo1
please edit for new OP
>>5438633
>tfw my hair was never below my jawline until 5 years post transition
>tfw hon
>>5438645
I haven't identified as Christian in like 6 years and I haven't actually believed... ever really
>>5438643
fuck I forgot my trip.
here is picture of said amf
I drunk maybe 1/5 of it, but amf and three beers, and a shot of 151 will end your night.
I am going to go watch the danish girl now after I finish downloading it in a few min
>>5438652
it might be alcohol speaking but you're far from a hon, i wish some of you gals would stop putting yourself down so much :~:
>>5438645
But what were they being a jerk about?
>ywn see Plant riding a big dick
i had a dream my penis came bursting out while sitting in class between people and they laughed so hard.
any similar real life experiences?
>>5438652
>tfw long hair most of my life unless parents made me
>>5438633
I am nearly able to shit on my hair. I went to a strip club after gettinged wasted in Hollywood and I saw a stripper with hair two inches above her knee. I felt like I had short hair for once. Infact nearly all the strippers who were not black had hair as long as mine or longer than mine. Felt weird mang.
Although I am a hon. My hair looks short in this picture because I used to have bangs and I let them grow out. That is the hair on the front of my head where the back it just a inch below where my crack starts.
I still look like a fat hon either way though.
>>5438666
>tfw shoulder length hair all my life except for when I tried to be really manly and shaved my head
>tfw still look like a man
stefonknee is missing
r.i.p. beautiful princess of progress
>>5438654
Yeah I can see why. Having faith requires a whole lotta trust and a measure of suspension of disbelief. I used to be atheist bit I have it a chance and it was okay. Maybe one day you'll reconsider but if not I'll still like you the same <3
>>5438659
I like to mess around with my phone while I'm listening and he kept fucking criticizing me for it and loudly agreeing with the sermon while looking at me when it pertained to something related to me.
Shits hella aggravating.
>>5438669
Youre still cute
>>5438665
l-lewd
>>5438638
Bet you do get complents and have a non gorilla body.. No one even reacts or bats an eye when im there. Well except at school, hated there.
Nu. Im fairly ehm good judge when it comes to myself. I just looked huuuuuge atleast in the clothes, but if i was small the clothes would look like blankets hanging on me so eh.. P close to that gorilla..... Hope its not that way when going out as a girl, would be just so awful for others to see and for me to realize this late X:
Jeij for not having a useless memory.
Must take a lot of courage to just go out and ask for a haircut like that :7 shudnt be more than 60 bucks? Idk how much dying costs at hair dresser
teach me how to me brave and cute ._.
>>5438639
T-think it will be you carrying._. Sorry
But in return you get to be the little spoon
>>5438633
>tfw hair that reaches down almost past my boobs
I still want it longer (bum length desu) but it grows sooo sloooow.
>>5438677
>But in return you get to be the little spoon
>>5438672
>tfw told I don't look bad
>tfw can only imagine myself as a disgusting hon
>>5438645
aren't there some key points of faith u could use to put them in their place? like "judge not lest ye be judged" or something like that?
>>5438677
Compli ments
Phone being all finnish and stubborn
>tfw jormy sent me a package and puts that it's from ISIS
>tfw on even more watchlist
>>5438694
>I'm not a hon
lol get a load of this delusional hon
>>5438694
It doesn't really
I think it helps define my bad facial features
>>5438673
stef-on-knee is truly oppressed. I think she is now 4 years old now though.
>>5438675
I don't think so. I am pretty much cockable anywhere.
>>5438672
>>5438681
I know that feel.
The only reasons I have people to hang out with is because I am fairly good at procuring rare stuff if you catch my drift. Basically I am the tranny Remy Danton.
>>5438587
this teacher keeps hitting on me subtley but i don't fuckin want him!! nageki is so my type. he lives in the library and he's shy and cute af and smart etc
>>5438603
n-no
>>5438681
iktf
post what u're listening to rn senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luba10rU5Yk
Do you think I'll be a girl next year?
>>5438690
omg no she didn't ur not raifu
merry xmas familiaro
>>5438723
kit what are you doing
you just went to sleep
>>5438723
ohio
Merry xmas ya slappers!
>>5438677
I can't teach you how to be cute I'm still working on that part myself lol. But brace is as simple as not giving a single fuck what other ppl think and doing what makes you happy.
I pretended to be str8 cis for years and was miserable, but after I came out in 100s of times happier cuz even if I fail at transition I can at least be a cute femboy. Not ideal but better than pretending.
Actually one of my siblings just said shell do it for free : DD I wanna see a pic tho. I thinkbur exaggerating
>>5438727
i had to wake up eraly to meet with family and stuff today ;~;
>>5438730
Hola
>>5438731
merry xmas shell
>>5438684
I hate confrontation and I avoid it as much as possible. Its a huge personality flaw. I always end up running away or compromising just to avoid conflict. ;_;
http://strawpoll.me/6358067
http://strawpoll.me/6358067
http://strawpoll.me/6358067
>tfw drunk dysphoria hits
>>5438663
>mfw no plant waifu here to sit on the lap of and snuggle as she plays vidya
>>5438723
C Poждecтвóм!
>>5438760
Cute
Vodka has such a harsh taste though
>>5438748
its ok im still drunk i think :3
merry xmas umaru i hope you get everything you want + more
>>5438760
Goeie dag !!
>>5438757
are you and plant dating?
>tfw huge brow
>>5438779
i didnt even watch the video i just felt like saying "fuck u cartman" u know?
>>5438732
Aw really? Lucky c: will be good too since dont have to go and let some stranger do it.
N no thanks ill look at the pic when i want to bash living out of me emotionally. Cant do it here.
Going to try to sleep naow. If its possible, like one of the kids is sleep talking something about potions and potatos. Cute but kinda spoopy when about to fall asleep.
Nitenite everyone c:
Someone play kf2 with me, I cna't find any yuro games.
>>5438804
Nice ^^
Umm, I'm just drinking straight vodka because christmas eve and I've given up
>>5438805
http://steamcommunity.com/id/3177415556/
>>5438811
elanna no
my bf is so loving to me aw
>>5438757
oh no, aren't u gonna meet up?? :c
>>5438760
nice hat elanna but ur hair is kinda messy >.>
>>5438770
o-oh okies... wow idk what I will get as nobody got me anything lol ;~;
>>5438773
everything was practically spelled out here like 3-4 weeks ago but anons never figure anything out w/ weird ideas>.>;;
>>5438274
>tfw slightly drunk right now
>tfw nobody to cuddle
>>5438760
Privyat comrade qt
>>5438796
im good elanna how are you???
you look qt in your russian pic btw. also you look qt in general tbqh <3
>>5438819
>o-oh okies... wow idk what I will get as nobody got me anything lol ;~;
iktf
i got myself sunglasses for xmas and opened them this morning so that was kinda nice ;__;
>>5438804
Who r u???
>somehow end up going to church anyways
J-Jesus Christ! H-here I g-go ;_;
>>5438836
*fites* h8 u ):<
uhhh need more singing devil boys ;~;
>>5438826
oh "I don't know what I got yet tee hee cos I haven't opened up my presents (shopping bag from game store) yet, I'm so excited to find out kyaaa!!! >/////<;;;" u see... so yeh...
hope u like ur sunglasses ^^;;
>>5438814
>not drinking during lonely holidays
Y
>>5438819
It is, I didn't brush it today ;~;
>>5438825
Oгpoмнoe cпacибo! :3
>>5438826
T-thanks ^^
Umm, I'm pretty good, kind of lonely but that kind of comes with the territory of being single at this time of year. At least there's turkey and alcohol.
>>5438836
It should be ^^
I'm planning on drinking the whole mickey, but if there's leftovers I'll pass them along ^^
>>5438845
whoa im trying to avoid confrontation here
>>5438849
>Y
Giving liver a rest. Not talking to anyone that it would be ok if i drunkenly flirted with atm.
... Might hit the bottle anyways.
Anyway, guess who got drunk for the first time
who else /lastchristmas/ here?
>>5438849
>tfw never drink ever
>tfw drank half a 700ml bottle of jack daniels
alcohol poisoning /when/
>>5438859
hey come make it the last time for a while and be my friend friend
>>5438849
;__; i dont have turkey but we have lots of seafood..
i hope you have a good xmas elanna you really deserve to be happy !
>>5438846
i hope its what you want!!! <3<3
>>5438850
. . . . .get out
>>5438863
It wasn't drunk drunk. I had like two mixed drinks with a friend from work. He was drunk drunk.
Actually, it was pretty nice. Felt relaxed, wasn't acting weird.
i'm gonna get fucking gangraped by pigeons omg
>>5438870
O
hmm
well i guess thats something sounds chill
glad ur not drinking urself for a rly bad reason
take care homura!!
were they tasty?
>>5438868
umm its kinda cool today i think its like 27c so thats kinda nice. i can wear jeans to my family thing without being harrassed about it like i normally am every year > >;
i hope you have a good xmas !
>>5438861
thinking about it
>tfw 200% hon
>>5438878
oooh
thats too much for jeans here for a lot of people but i always wear jeans
thanks, hope you have fun too
ill beat up anyone who harasses u
stay sweet kit
>>5438876
Actually, they were. Coconut Rum mixed with OJ and Cranberry
The OJ one was like, really sweet, almost too much
The Cranberry one was super smooth, just a hint of tartness.
>>5438886
i feel drunk as fuck but im okay, its been a very interesting evening, from lewd to sad in the space of an hour lmao
>>5438868
never u deserve to be bullied
>>5438866
well it's gonna have to be ... or else I have to go back and trade it in for cash, and I don't wanna go outside anymore ;~;
>>5438845
>this is the nigger calling others cancer
>>5438902
oh thats nice to know. I thought it was your yeh.
>>5438894
If that's the case I'm gunna be nice 2 u
Morning /mtfg/, how is your Christmas so far???
Are there any conditions that make you extremely manly?
If yes I think I have that.
>>5438886
Are you really telling me you won't be lewd while talking about the pounding you're taking?
>>5438784
Yeah fuck you too m8
>>5438796
>O-only if you want bb ;~;
Yes please.
And kinda the same as you except weed except of drinks, and luckily one of my friends for once was on and wants to vidya for once.
What games do you play anyways Elanna.
>tfw no Kit in my Christmas stocking to wake up to and cuddle with all holidays (and then do lewd things with)
>>5438910
i'm drunk and family is here and i'm talking to friends online but i still feel so deeply alone
>>5438916
i played league with some friends and they invited a cis grill and for some reason it made me really upset when i heard her voice, never ever got that upset over something like that before.
>>5438910
doing nothing sitting and browsing
>>5438918
>>5438915
I mostly play retro games, shmups, platformers and action/adventure.
I enjoy FPS as well but they aren't really my first choice these days.
>>5438917
I K T F
>>5438923
I'm sorry, that's awful. It happens and when it does it really sucks. Sleeping on it usually helps at least a little but I know it's hard to ignore.
>>5438932
build shmup for xmas pls
>>5438918
merry xmas bexe !
ok im going to go and meet up with my family rn so everyone please be safe and have a good xmas and don't drink tooo much (or atleast be safe about it please ) i wish you all the best
Merry fugging Christmas you degenerate tranny scumbags.
>>5438937
just voice training and talking to people i like helps ! dont drink
>>5438929
I won't leave evidence :^)
>>5438942
yeah im practising as much as i can but i sound like minnie mouse trying to speak with someone standing on her throat, thats why i got so upset
Where did all the anime posting come from?
I don't remember it always being like this.
>>5438951
The anime hon-squad is a force to be reckoned with.
>>5438951
be careful where you walk anon
>>5438954
yeah i was talking to gf earlier and she said the same thing it takes time, but it was the drink that made me feel so strongly about it
>>5438950
I don't know how much this helps but I got completely wasted whemni was voice training and it just "clicked" for me.
This is the guide I used:
com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
>>5438960
im sorry it mustve sucked
you'll get there though for sure
>>5438954
I'm going to heaven tho m8. I'm a gud Christian girl :^)
>>5438965
how can I help w/ that???
>>5438967
not if u hurt me ; _ ;
>>5438972
Hurting frogs is legal here in Louisiana imma put u in a gumbo !
>>5438976
no
bye
rofl
>>5438939
>ywn spend your xmas cuddling with kit
>ywn get awkwardly introduced to her extended family
>ywn have steamy christmas sex with her on christmas day
>ywn spend christmas licking her girlcock and swallowing her girlseed
why
even
live
>>5438976
>hurting frogs
but why tho
frogs are adorable :c
>>5438969
Fly over here and fill the big gaping hole in my heart
>>5438986
>tfw never spending christmas with elanna and buying her gifts and cooking her a big dinner
>>5438986
I'd fill you up with more than love! [spoiler]I'd fill you up with rum too[/spoiler]
>>5438824
>ywn drunk cuddle with bexe
why live, /mtfg/?
>tfw you need to kill yourself but don't know how
>>5438986
well ... technically that can be arranged, but I don't think I can fill that hole, cos I suck desu
>>5438932
>I mostly play retro games, shmups, platformers and action/adventure
Your games are so plebeian, I need to teach you how to play Crusader Kings II, Europa Universalis IV, Civilization IV, The total war games, Killing floor, superpower 2, darkest hour and warhammer 40K
Playing DnD with you would be fun too but no DMs or party and shit.
Un on unrelated note I wanna tie a little red bow around my dick and give it to you as christmas present.
>>5438998
????
do u think gay boys are tasty????
>>5439003
Why would you want to feminize your dick with a bow?
>>5439007
No I think frogs r tasty gawd
>>5439003
aren't u like... just a normal guy???
like... I know ppl say they come here cos bored or w/e, but why are u spending xmas on a trans thread??? >.>;;
>>5439008
Well maybe not, a christmas knot or whatever its called, english aint my best language m8.
And a dick aint feminize by a bow anyways unless its pink, I said red, in the spirit of christmas.
Who /artistandautist/ here?
>>5439011
>but why are u spending xmas on a trans thread??? >.>;;
I got a lot of problems, my dysfunctional family not celebrating cristmas and having no one to celebrate with is just a few. I just dont talk about em here cause it's a trans thread so it's not really any place for me to talk about it, but since you asked.
I'm also playing vidya with my m8, have been all day, we're just in a 10 minute timeout on dota2 so I'm posting here while we wait.
>>5439013
me..
autist is debatable
>>5439018
>>5439018
idk I guess I'm ugly and if I was cool I wouldn't be spending xmas alone in bed desu
>>5439018
may seem random as fuck but thanks for making me feel a bit better about myself, you always seem to dish out advice/support for others when you yourself probably need some idk. anyway im gonna fall into my bed good night
>>5438627
You got it senpai..
https://unsee.cc
/bizerago/
>>5438998
>>5439009
how does frog taste by the way?
>>5439000
Just make a thread in /b/ that they don't like and they'll probably tell you every possible way to an hero
>>5439018
I also like Civ V but the problem with V is the combat AI is too dumb. In IV the combat AI is dumb too but it doesnt need to be smart. It can create stacks of doom and bruteforce into your country. In V the enemy cant stack so if you crate chokepoints you rape the enemy with less troops every time. So playing against the AI in V just sucks.
And yeah I love strategy, games where the winner is decided by who was the most cunning and had the best strategy and not by who's the fastest to react(Like in RTS) where everything comes down to APM. Also EUIV and CKII are more in the grand strategy category than real time strategy.
>Also o////o
Or alternatively this
https://youtu.be/ABrSYqiqvzc
>>5438951
Anime girls are the height of femininity. We can only aspire to be so moe.
>>5439041
absolutely feminine
>>5439025
Looks like you're having fun riding that big dick Plant.
>>5439041
>Anime girls are the height of femininity.
tru dat senpai
why do i always pick the guys who are hard to get to know tho?
>>5439041
>aspiring to be two dimensional gook shit
And thus my drunken rampage comes to a close, gn mtfg, have a fantastic christmas!
>>5439059
Aww
Have you still not gotten his ending? It was the first one I got.
>>5438674
Well considering I have trouble just attending church without anxiety problems, I think I'll stay as I am
Well I don't think you should be on your phone during church but if people are being rude to you during the sermon that's unacceptable
>>5439019
Hi abby, how are you? ^^
>>5439020
Cmon, you're fun to talk to and you seem pretty fucking smart honestly. Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of you before, and you're pretty far from ugly.
>>5439024
;_; I try, I'm glad at least some of it helps at least a little. Thanks though Remy, goodnight, and I hope you feel better in the morning.
>>5439058
^^ yay
>>5439038
Honestly, the unlimited stacks in Civ IV is my biggest complaint, it makes it feel like no matter what you can't beat any AI without micromanaging your units. Makes it a total pain in the ass. I never got into V though, it just felt a bit too simplified compared to IV.
Also, lonely island, nice
>>5439025
>Unfortunately the images were deleted as requested.
sheeit