/mtfg/ - Transgirl Gen - Christmas Eve Edition

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>>5436085
kuppy!

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>>5436080
>ywn go to Canada and cuddle with Elanna

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2nd for yuri posting

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Oh shit the person that anon was meeting is kiwi.
Anyway, I finally did it. A picture of my feet. It's a christmas miracle. Or disaster, depending on your perspective.
>>5435683
Hi

>tfw bay area traffic
Just fuck my shit up. So glad I don't have to deal with it and live here.

>>5436086
Kiwi

>>5436091
B-but that's forbidden love ;o;

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>>5436107
elanna hi
i'm feeling cute today
my dieting has been paying off

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>>5436086
kuppy best new trip imo

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So what are you guys doing on Christmas eve?

I got kicked out in February, and I'm too scared to tell my old friends I'm a tranny (21, two years HRT - avoided everyone who's known me since I started) which means I'm all alone.

I think I'm also slowly turning into a sociopath, which is OK I guess.

>>5436109
kuppy's my best friend desu

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>>5436107
Yuri is the purest form of love.

>>5436109
That's quick
Why am I best?

>>5436108
That's awesome, have you lost a lot of weight? ^^

>>5436115
o////o;
>tfw no IRL purest form of love

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>>5436123
yea, i was like 180 for the longest time, now i'm down to 160 in 2 months
my goal is like 120-110 maybe

>>5436111
I'm going to come home after work and rest up for the rigors of Christmas day with the family.

Probably play some Phantom Brave to relax.

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>>5436123
>tfw no love

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>>5436119
Could you at least be polite and use her post transition picture?

>>5436111
>So what are you guys doing on Christmas eve?

Getting drunk and wishing I could use the lights off the tree to short drop hang myself

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>>5436097
>bay area
where?

I grew up down there

>>5436091
>ywn go on a road trip to rescue elanna from canada
>ywn get stuck there with her
>ywn have wild canuck adventures together

http://strawpoll.me/6353218

http://strawpoll.me/6353218

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>>5436111
Drinking and watching the strain.

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This is me cosplaying as a colossus. Do I pass? Hate my manhips

http://strawpoll.me/6353249
http://strawpoll.me/6353249

>>5436124
Congrats ^^
That's a really light goal weight, but if you can pull it off then awesome.

>>5436128
;_; and here I was starting to get over the Christmas loneliness

>>5436140
;_;
What kind of wild canuck adventures are there to have? Can we bet on wrangling a moose?

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>>5436157
I'm sorry ;~;

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>>5436157
i just wanna lose as much weight as i can so i can gain back a little after i don't have any boyfat left
my goal is skellington rn, even though it's exhausting

>crush and I are sitting around waiting for rides from work
>she does my eyebrows and hair, touching my face alot
>asks if I wanna go shopping for makeup on the weekend and offers to show me how to do everything
>sitting in a booth, talking about body stuff and she asks me about trans stuff
>while we're out for a smoke we're talking about relationships and I say "I hate being single" and she responds "I know"

First Blood is the best christmas movie

>>5436170
Rare Exports

>>5436111
Spend a few hours with the family I still kinda have left.

Then figure out an excuse to not show up at the dinner thrown by the family that did disown me and can't ever remember, mostly because they still cling to the false hope that I'll detrans, and the few times I showed up to family functions with them I came back in tears at my partner of the moment.

This year they decided to take a step further though; there's no name on the invites I got during the week, at all. I'm just "you" rather than a shorthand of my birth name.

>>5436157
>tfw no holiday sleepover to replace family bullshit

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>>5436162
>tfw did this and it worked surprisingly well
Don't go too far though, don't want to sabotage your boob gains ;~; it's hard work though

>>5436160
It's OK, it won't be the first time I feel this way these holidays.

Anyways, I'm off to bed, nini mtfg

>>5436170
Bad Santa is my fav xmas film.

>>5436177
Good night

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>>5436177
g'n elanna

>>5436111
I'm going to spend as much time with my boyfriend as I can, and maybe do something with my grandparents.
Christmas is kind of on hold for me, since most of the family won't be here until January.

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>>5436157
and riding it by accident in.the process

It'll be like the movie wild america but, y'know, in canada

>>5436177
gn!

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mkay i'm getting off too, i'm hanging out with someone in the city tomorrow for christmas eve
if i don't come back tomorrow night, have a nice christmas /mtfg/!

>>5436217
have fun kiwi! :)

should i move out of my parents place and live with my friend from high school? He's fine w the trans thing and would probably be easier to deal w than my parents, but he's also getting deeper into drug dealing lately and I'm a bit worried about signing a lease w him.

what do you think /mtfg/?

>>5436149
Prz respond

>>5436225
how deep into drug dealing? Because living with your parents might be tough and uncomfortable, but you have to consider the risk with living with this friend. If it's really bad you could end up going to jail bc of him, or worse, hurt. Are you willing to take that risk?

Or alternatively, can you share your concerns with the friend, and find out what exactly what he's doing involves?

>>5436229
Sleep well

>>5436225
Do you have a third option like moving out somewhere that doesn't risk getting v&? If not, honestly, if how bad you feel with your parents beats the relatively low risk of it happening it might work as a temporary solution.

If you do pick the friend, try to use this as a springboard so you're not stuck there though.

fucked up the quote, great

>>5436177
now late but sleep well

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Good morning everyone and eh mmerry christmas c:

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>>5436269
merry christmas cute anon

what are your plans for the holiday?

>>5436111
Eve is almost over for me but on christmas day im spending the evening with my friend im crushing on and her family for dinner. Looking forward to it but slightly worried.

>>5436170
That's a funny way of spelling die hard :^)

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umm hi girls how is everyone rn??

How the fuck do people date? Ive tried using a dating app but have been way too spaghetti to reply to the people that messaged me or message the cute people i saw, shit is scary.

>>5436289
Sup Kittles
You looking forward to chrissy?

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>>5436274
mom picks me up in an hour to hang out with the family for the next 3 days

and because i have no womb i have to dress up as a boy. she apologized for saying so already but still have to

how about your plans? going to see the family?

>>5436294
I cant imagine how bad that must suck, anon. I'm sorry. If my family made that a condition of visiting i would just choose not to go.

>>5436275
wow is everyone in that situation now?? o.o;;

>>5436289
hi, tired and lonely

>>5436300
did you talk to Elf?

>>5436293
shelllllllllllllllllllll

umm kinda im just doing all my washing now so i dont have any to do tomorrow

how are you?? do you have much plans for xmas??


>>5436300
>>5436300
;____; umaru noo ;~;

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>>5436300
Tbh i am crushing on 90% of my friends.

>>5436289
Extremely bored.

>>5436302
no... why??

>>5436304
oh no kit what are u up to... ??

>>5436305
oh no

>>5436299
i-i its just 2 days and theyre trying too to accept me

but just feel like tearing pillows just because of the idea being in saggy years old boy clothes,
the most annoying part rn is that bf went to his family for the xmas and completely ignores me

can i bite something >:C ??


how is your xmas/plans fellow anon <: ?

>>5436309
you should ask elf out again...

>>5436304
I'm doin well, just having a small xmas with immediate family, sis's bf and his daughter tomorrow. There are soooo many prezzies despite the small number of people, I think we really overspent.

What are you up to?

Is it weird to go to an lgbt church to chase?

>>5436310
8pm on christmas eve right now and im melting into my couch and watching die hard
So hot ;; not really doing much otherwise

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>>5436315
ohh aussie huh<: Die hard? Way to pick a xmassy movie :"D !
Are you watching it with your family or something.

hawt sounds better than having close to 0 celsius but no snow, everything looks wet and dead.
lets trade

>mfw mom texts me
>"do you want me to bring your old swimming shorts for the hot tub?"
>i've been out for half a year but havent told her about the skittles and stuff
>Small-ish C-cup

o well ~

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>friends text me
>we haven't seen you in awhile
>come join us at this bar then we will go down to hollywood
>okay.jpg
>go to bar
>get wasted
>realize I am driving
>oh shit
>drive down to hollywood anyways
>some how make it
>find out we were going to a strip club
>get mad jelly of the cisgirl
>some had hair longer than mine
>get more drunk
>some of the girls in our group are puking in the bathroom
>they are getting mad at our group
>decide to leave before I am too drunk to drive
>I am good at around 11 drinks
>as I am walking out one of my friends pukes right in front of me
>she says sorry
>lucky it just misses my show
>walk to car
>start driving as slowly as I can without getting flag
>all the electric signs are saying shit like buzz driving is drunk driving or drive hammered and get nailed
>decide I better stay on the freeway or I risk getting a check point on the street
>turn on the radio while coming home
>WAKE ME UP CAN'T WAIT UP INSIDE
>MY LIFE IS LITERALLY A MEME
>thanks alt 98
>some how make it home
>still jelly of how the stripers looked

no one even hit on me

forever a hon I suppose. I need to lose more weight god damn it.

picture is from the first bar. I would have taken pictures from the strip club in hollywood, but they have rules against that. Tfw no life tranny who is nearly a neet

So how many of you are considering suicide instead of facing your families tomorrow?

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Fuck Christmas eve
Fuck getting up for work this early

>>5436111
Working, will get drunk when done. Housemates are out so it's kinda nice to have the house to myself for the first time in forever.

>all this christmas music
gauge my ears out pls

>>5436323
Why? My family is getting me girl clothes and hopefully an new gun.


>>5436326
das sucks girl.

;_:

>>5436320
Watching it with an internet friend :3 we have watched it together every year on christmas eve for yearrs now.
Tfw months more of summer to go before i can go load up my wardrobe with cute winter clothes, i hate the heat ;; also let them tittys out and stare down anyone who comments, become the alpha.
How long you been on hormones anyway? Tfw not even a b cup yet and its been like 8 months.

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>havent talked to trans girl friend from high school basically all year
>get a text tonight
>she moved like 2 minutes away

>>5436330
What kind of gun? I've never shot one but have always been super interested.

>>5436328
Worst part of Christmas for sure. Actually I also hate the whole gift giving thing since I'm an ungrateful cunt and have to poorly force a happy face and I don't want to get them the wrong thing so I just ask them what they want and it all feels so transacional.

>>5436335
pre 1964 Winchester model 94 30-30

I doubt I will get it though. It is a classic gun desu. A shot gun will do too. Load it with bird shot and if anyone tries to break into my house I will send them to the ER. I dont want to kill them so bird shot will more than do if someone breaks in.

>>5436333
bring her here so we can make fun of her

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Want to post this as my new kik icon, but I can't tell whether I'm passing well enough. Anything I should crop out? Chest area look too off?

Feet ofc are a given.

>>5436342
You look entirely cis and i hate you, you even have nice feet fuck you,

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>>5436305
>mfw that comic is what happened with kira

>>5436345
Haha. Thanks I'll take it with a grain of salt.
There are definitely good and bad days, I'll say.

>>5436333
Seduce her then!

>>5436311
elf has already long moved on and has a gf for about a month she loves w/ all her heart and probs wants to grow old together etc etc

so no ...

>>5436323
what family?? lol

>>5436333
yikes, more for ur harem???

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>>5436342
>>5436345
This you look cis. I look like a tranny lol.

>>5436349
Nah you pass.

I am going to go pass out now. I drank way too much. I was doing so good, but nope I had to hang out with my degenerate friends who encourage me to drink to much and drive while wasted. Why can't I just be a bible thumbing Christian?

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>>5436332
when does the winter season start there? is it how cold then?
aww that sounds like amazing and a creative tradition, ikd about wearing cute winter clothes. feel like after years of hiding myself under eskimotier guy clothes made me want to go out into the cold with barely any clothes, just to show that my body isnt as hideous anymore.

another good thing about winter is that the moment you take your shirt off your boobies get really perky and they look nice enough to let your boyfriend play with them without feeling insecure <":

12months.. this is the 13th month.

also small B is really good for 8 months, bet you reach C or D

>>5436347
I posted it as a joke but it's how i actually work apparently, i cant stop falling for peeps

>>5436342
looks good ^^

>>5436355
It's better than being so emotionally stunted that you keep everyone at a distance.

>>5436320
you don't have c cups

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I went down and left some candles on my mums grave

>>5436323
no, but I am still heavily considering just going on the 4th

>>5436355
truth of the matter is I don't deserve anyone

>>5436358
I have an f cup

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>>5436358
yup i dont sorry for bragging about that anonymously on 4chan just for giggles
in reality its flat and hairy

merry christmas anon :3

>>5436359
Everyone deserves someone.

>>5436356
Thank you.

>>5436353
From what I say you don't look bad at all imo. Good dress choice for shape too. (:

I'm actually surprised the results are positive, although I'd posted this once before in a passing thread. The jawline isn't too masculine you think? Forehead too big? Cleavage missing where it should be?

>>5436354
Autumn starts march and winter starts june, winter never really drops under 0 and is generally like 5c to 15c during the day so you don't have to eskimo bundle and can instead wear cute as fuck jackets and all kinds of shit.
This coming winter will be my first winter out so im excited ;;
Im still very much an a cup but i think im getting there, lol. Really hoping for c's and d's are my wildest dreams tier thou one person said they were pretty good last time i posted them here.

>>5436360
did Elf like them?

>>5436365
Tazmania?

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Why am I getting no bf feels now? How to make it stop?

>>5436361
show them then

>>5436367
Adelaide :3

>>5436371
Ahk Melbourne here, was curious, didn't think anyway on mainland had consistent >15 all winter.

>>5436373
Anywhere*

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>>5436373
Another Victorian? Finally, another trip in my state.

>>5436375
Oh cool, where abouts are you?

>>5436363
I don't

>>5436373
Just actually looked it up :3
"In winter (June to August) the average maximum is around 15–16 °C (59–61 °F) and the average minimum around 7–8 °C (45–46 °F)"
I was pretty much close enough!

>>5436376
About less than an hour drive away from Melb

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>>5436369
Not going to post them without a bra.
And too busy rn, going to leave any minute.

But meanwhile lets say they dont exist 8)

>>5436365
Oh thats just perfect then :9
Seems so funny that you guys have it that way there.
Does everything die in winter or does it stay green or like colors of autumn?

I believe you will. And yup D would be neat but nothing beyond that :"D can imagine dressing and finding clothes turning drasticly more difficult.

>>5436386
post a bra pic then?

>>5436385
I was out in the east over by bairnsdale for awhile before i moved to adelaide. being ages out of melbourne sucked.

>>5436389
Damn, that must've been annoying
How's Adelaide going for you?

>>5436386
Grass mostly does its thing and a lot of the trees are just bare branches but its not like wasteland tier. Pretty comfy though i do wish it snowed sometimes.

>>5436385
Coolios, you liking it there?
>>5436383
Huh, well there you go, guess I'm not really knowledgeable about anywhere other than Melbourne and Darwin.
>>5436389
Yeah I used to live in the mountains around melbourne, it sucked since I barely ever got to go anywhere and we had a 5GB internet cap.

>tfw you will never put kuppy out of his misery once and for all
>you will never infiltrate the mental hospital disguised as a nurse and drown kuppy in the tub when it's time for his bath
>you will never stuff his body parts under the floorboards of his hospital room
>you will never be personally thanked by kuppy's parents and caretakers for blessing their lives with his early death
>you will never improve the state of humankind by removing his autism from this world
>you will never be the hero that /mtfg/ needs

>>5436392
It's okay I guess
Wish I went to Melbourne more often though

>>5436321

>Driving drunk

Honestly anon, you're a real piece of human excrement.

>>5436394
Can you at least take a V-line?

>>5436390
Really fucking good! As i said yesterday the doctors here are way better then my experiences in melb and I have a shitload of support from friends.
Living by myself is great and this is a very comfy city. I think I've been posting enough recently to use a trip now why not.

>>5436396
Yeah
I'd just like to go with friends
But they don't seem too interested.

>>5436397
>you will never walk down the street and see Sarah attempting to pass
>You will never grab her and make her come to your place
>You will never rape sarah and cut her arteries out
>You will never pour salt and lemon juice inside her wounds while fucking wound
>you will never cum on her face and tie her up with concrete bricks and throw her into the ocean
>you will never drive off into the sunset and go home and watch gundam proud of yourself

>>5436393
>>5436399
Who shat on your bed?
>>5436398
Yeah I get that, although with that said I barely ever go out, unless you count going to my parents or boss's place.

>>5436396
I always dreaded taking the vline, like 4 hours and 30bux each way was excruciating.
>>5436398
You should plan out some exciting stuff to do and see if you can bully some of them into it, the aquarium there is really great.

>>5436404
>4 hours
Yeah nah, fuck that.

>>5436406
I literally lived on the end of the line for it lol, never move into the country its shit. Only had to do it 6 or so times when i was going to the airport or something but it was horribly boring.

>>5436410
>4 hour trip to the airport
And here I thought flights couldn't get any worse.

>>5436402
I don't go out often either.

>>5436404
We all saw the Aquarium on a school trip a few years back. So they won't be interested probably. I'll find something though.

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somebody get me this sword pls
ty
http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=500864&name=Ulfberht+Sword
^^

>>5436416
You should be asking santa, not us.

>>5436414
If they're into vidya the arcade under crown is pretty good.

>>5436418
santa is dead
mace he wanted to bring me dropped on his head

>>5436414
The cat cafe was very pleassnt and the galactic circus at crown if you like vidya or there's 10000 places to eat and shop and stuff I'm sure you'll find something you can intrest them with

>>5436419
Went there with my cousin, kinda fun.

>>5436423
Crown is nice, though I haven't eaten there unfortunately.
We usually just went to a few stores and ate.

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goodnight /mtfg/ I hope you all have a good christmas

>>5436426
Crown's food is overpriced anyhow.

>>5436428
Nuh-night, back at you.

>>5436428
Nighty night Shan, I hope santa brings you a vag like you asked for.

>>5436426
I wanna go back so i can go to Panned Pizza at bourke street again, i ate there all the time with my friends and my american friend loved the place. It was apparently pretty USA authentic in their food.

Wait private health insurance doesn't give you any benefits for the first year? What the fuck.

>>5436436
They gotta make their money off you :^)
Mine covers so little its not even worth it

>>5436436
Yup, its to prevent people from signing up, making a big claim and then cancelling the insurance.
I should really sign up already...

>>5436438
>>5436440
Ugh, I spend too much on my health to afford it if I gotta wait a year for it to do anything.

>>5436443
Are you able to get a Healthcare card? Mine has helped a bunch over halfing the cost of my specialist appointments.

>>5436339
I tried once

>>5436350
B-but she has a gf

>>5436352
Maybe~
>tfw gonna have a big harem of mtfs

>>5436447
Nah, I have a job, but pretty much any doctor that bulk bills, in my experience, has been awful, especially the specialist.

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>>5436452
>B-but she has a gf
Seduce both of them then!

Do you gals prefer cis men or ftm?
Not speaking about lesbian mtf.

>>5436457
Yeah my job pays just under the amount for me to keep it but they are pretty stringent with those values. I can suggest a+ gp's over here that bulk bill and are super easy to get appointments for but melbourne ones were always trash for me.
Hope you can work it out :(

>>5436460
W-well ok then

>>5436461
cis man into shemales = small penis neckbeard
ftm into shemales = small penis neckbeard
no difference buddy

>>5436461

cis men, all the ftm guys I know are pretty effeminate

>>5436461
Either way.

>>5436461
I don't care as long as i like them

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looking for a dog
that neither barks nor bites
glass eats and diamonds shit
-Goethe

marry crustmas ya cunts <3

>>5436366
no

>>5436452
ahhhh ur kinda evil desu

>>5436461
How many are single on mtf general??

http://strawpoll.me/5323694/
Just found a really old poll in another browser, I'll post it for nostalgia

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Blahh feel girly only when with my brothers or just around other guys.
Tfw xmas with family and your sisters are there. Tiny hands and everything.


O well._. Atleast someone has it good

>>5436482
Honestly it's more about attitude than actual looks. You gotta own that shit girl, you're beautiful.

>>5436464
It's cool, I've got some decent doctors, it's more that I have too many problems that require specialists so I have to choose the problems that affect me the most, which kinda sucks.

>>5436479
(g)old

>>5436482
Do you ever hit on your brother? If he makes you feel girly, it might be a good thing

>>5436479
here's my not that old poll, still relevant for agps
http://strawpoll.me/3660215

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>>5436502
Oh shut up
You know what i meant

Hows everyone doing today?

>>5436512
Next time you talk to him make sure he notices you noticing his bulge then twirling your hair with a slight blush

>>5436512
Not too bad, managed to acually write some (probably shit) comedy script today.

>>5436522
>>5436512
You?

I should ŕeally proof my posts at least once.

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>>5436294
that's awful :(

I"m working today and on christmas day, so I couldn't fly down with my mom to see my sister for christmas. But I'm going to cook my girlfriend some poutine, because she misses it from canada, and I was going to take her to see hateful eight, but it isn't actually playing on christmas on any theatre thats remotely close so I'll take her after christmas. Other than that we're probably just going to relax and enjoy eachothers company

Sorry for the late reply but I was going n to wake yume up, ended up cuddling instead, and fell asleep

>>5436512
bad
gotta wear a dress ;_;

>>5436512
Getting kinda lonely now that christmas day is like an hour away ;;
>>5436533
But they can be cute and fun to wear sometimes tho

>>5436537
nah
I just look better in a suit

>>5436533
these ftm feels

>>5436541
lmao
nope

>>5436539
That's fair enough, sucks you cant wear what you are most comfortable in yo. Hope whatever it is for goes well.

>>Social-justice-wario.tumblr.com
I legitimately can't tell if this is a parody or not.

>>5436545
thanks
it's only for dinner but I still don't like it
stupid gender conforming traditions REEEEEEE

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>>5436516
Ew what :"D bweh our dog doesnt recognize me the way she used to. Odddd

>>5436522
Are you the anon who is taking writing classes or such? You shud post one of your works c:

>>5436533
Ohh how awful! Wanna trade? Im in xxxl guy clothes ._.

>>5436537
Its just an another day. Play vidya and eat stuff :3

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>>5436552
>"guy" clothes
if you mean suit and tie yes pls
>xxxl
S and we have a deal

>>5436170
nope die hard

>>5436552
are you cute? post pic

>>5436555
You're quite the tomboy

>>5436552
No I ghost-write countdown lists (buzzfeed style although usually less click-baity) for a youtube channel, although soon I'll be credited on an animation channel. I'm not that good though, the channel isn't doing so well right now :/.

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>>5436555
O-only guy things i have are these pants and this hoodie that are like 2xl. I use the hoodie as a trashy jacket at times but now i have to wear it inside . can we still work a deal

>>5436563
No im 6'1" and not cis so cant be cute.

>>5436565
tranny infiltrating the lesbo world, truly the worst

>>5436570
Tall girls can be cute too, anon!

>>5436565
more soft butch than tomboy tho
>>5436570
no sorry I wear those things you listed daily
you can have my dresses tho

Stop bullying edie, she is the only reason worth visiting this board.

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>>5436573
I'll be cute, just you watch

>>5436581
where is the queen of /pol/ ?
I miss her :(

>>5436579
Give me dresses, I dunno what to wear to my christmas dinner tomorrow ;;
>>5436582
Hecka cute

>>5436584
go get them

>tfw sisters boyfriend accidentally walks into my room and sees me in my panties
TODAY IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>>5436588
if you didn't say "hey look at your own clitstick" I'm very disappointed

>>5436584
>tfw no cute clothes/dresses.

>>5436588
>accidentally

>>5436592
Go buy some!

>>5436603
I'm not out and I have no means to buy them, at least not online. I'm too embarrased to buy in store.

>>5436583

Annie Erin?

Shitposts on /tv/ and gets told to fuck off most days.

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>>5436085
>Horrible day at work
>Christmas day starts in an hour
>Alone
>Feel ugly as fuck
>Work tomorrow
How was your day at least /mtfg/?

>>5436583
Whos that

>>5436610
ahh there she went

>>5436613
>Working xmas day
You poor thing, where the hell do you work?

>>5436615
>not knowing erin the queen of /pol/
;_; y u du dis ;_;

>>5436608
I'de super suggest buying in person when you can, sizing is hard and it's important to try things on to see how they fit you. Do ya have a friend or someone you can take with you? I had to bring along one of my cis female friends my first time because i was so anxious over it so i know the feeling.
Merry christmas to everyone it's started for too! I know its only a few minutes away for some of you.
>>5436613
So glad my shift is only 3 hours tomorrow. During lunchtime too so should be dead as fuck.

>>5436570
are you the girl who keeps posting sassy gifs?

>>5436621
I don't wanna show up to the women's clothing store as a big man.

>>5436617
Diner that also is a catering company so there are catering orders and stuff for boxing day I guess. Hopefully it's pretty ded so I can just play on my phone most of the day or something. Working till 10pm as well :c

Yaya finally done with work, and it's now Christmas, time for a pint of rum and some valium.

>>5436629
Gotta start somewhere though. Either way hope you can work out a way to comfortably get some cute stuff.
>>5436630
Hopefully everyones too busy with christmas to bother you, fuck working christmas day.

>>5436641
Yeah, I'm just a coward desu.

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>tfw /his/ is best board but too slow
why live ? :(

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>>5436649
>tfw excited af for /his/ but it was really slow.
Maybe it will speed up in the future?

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Anyone got some advice to help me pass? Pic related

>>5436656
There's no hope. Even if you fix that giant nose, your man-hands are there for good. Your wig looks meh-tier, so try growing your hair out. You're wearing baggy clothing to hide your masculine body, so I can't really talk about that.

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>>5436651
i hope so

>>5436661
That's my real hair ;_;. Pretty much knew it was hopeless, thanks for the honesty

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>>5436662
Good memes

>>5436656
switch from spiro to cypro.

should i tell my parents this christmas that I want to be a girl ?
Should I kill myself once my parents kick me from home or just abuse drugs and live a miserable life ?

>>5436667
>English arrows can't pierce steel plates
The /pol/ of the middle ages

>>5436674
I'd say Christmas isn't a good time, but you don't need your parents to go through life, the older you get the more abstracted you get from them anyhow.

Men are qt

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>>5436667
my mosaics

>>5436680
In my situation I do need of my parents through life.

>>5436690
Too young to move out? If so then fight for HRT. Or at least get them online, can't be worse than drug abuse.

>>5436687
A lot of men are slobs, but men as a concept are pretty attractive.

>>5436675
There was a quote about french knights going to Andalusia to anger people and try to start fights which almost read like rl versions of poltards trolling.

>>5436581
>edie is worth it
Keks everywhere

>>5436694
Im not young, Im 23. But thats still too young to move out, at least in my country.
Anyways I still need my parents support because of some diseases I have, from time to time I may need surgery to keep being able to walk.

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>>5436533
>hating on dresses

>>5436700
Fuck. What country? No free health care?

Also what makes you sure your parents are anti-trans?

>>5436701
not hating on them
I just don't enjoy wearing them

>>5436688
I remember sulla being written as a total prettyboy in Masters of Rome

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>>5436704
But whyyyyyyyyyyy?

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>>5436687
>tfw no qt bf

>>5436704
I also dislike wearing dresses because I feel like I shouldn't wear clothes that are prettier than I


I should get plastic surgery in korea so I can become asian and be a real-life anime

>>5436707
I look better in basically everything else
suit is masterrace for me tho

>>5436704

I'm the same, scared of sticking out too much so all my pretty dresses just collect dirt

>>5436707
She does have a point; a lot of dress cuts are incredibly mom-esque and unflattering to some body types unless you look hard enough.

>>5436704
Now I feel gross for wearing one right now, it's probably too much

>>5436729
Dresses can be nice though. Like, depending on where you are they can also actually not be overdressed.

>>5436703
every person in this country is anti-trans

>>5436730
it's just a comfy sweater dress I'm wearing around the house, I've never worn this kind of stuff around family though and I don't want to look weird

http://strawpoll.me/6354498/

>>5436734
Okay now I'm even more curious, what country?

>>5436729
why ?
>>5436723
my dresses collect dirt like a bible in a motel room

>tfw jenna a Fucking qt but rarely posts anymore
c-come back s-senpai ;-;

>>5436744
>tfw I found a bible that smelt like cum in a hotel
Was more perplexed than grossed out.

>>5436736
That sounds like a fairly nice dress to wear around the house honestly.

>>5436740
It's probably a lie.

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>>5436749
kek

>>5436747
just get her skype anon

>>5436752
I'll never understand why anyone would lie about something like that when anonymous.

>>5436626
No im not.
You mean circe?

>>5436740
any country in south america

>>5436752
yes, its a lie, because people who hates trans and fags are just mythology.

>>5436754
she never comes on for me to get it

>>5436761
Well that sucks, I'd have to know your parents to give any valuable advice about that, but you should self-med if you don't feel up to it.

>>5436761
>any country in south america
I knew I recognized you.

Yes, it's a lie, considering south america has two countries that rank higher on trans rights than almost all of western europe and yours will be there in a few months. There are trannies in your country and there is healthcare support for you in your own fucking city.

>>5436747
she posted a picture?

>>5436761
we know its you fran. Stop with the Fucking Bullshit Already and either take hrt or shut up. You do this all the time

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Early sleep for me
Good night /mtfg/

>>5436771
Ni-night, sleep tight.

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ayyyy

>>5436771
Gnight! Have a great christmas

>>5436714
This is probably one of the reasons why I prefer to binge wear tshirts, hoodies and skinny jeans. Wearing a dress just makes me feel disgusting, wearing something so floaty and cute while having ultra andro face just makes me feel horrible.

If I'm passing like I dress now then fuck it I'ma stick with it instead of feeling uncomfortable everytime I step out the door. .

>>5436770
I would if I could, bitch.

>>5436744
I just feel self conscious for >>5436780 reasons

>>5436787
Did every endo in Santiago get magically murdered?

>>5436792
I mean if I had any money to actually afford hormones, a place to live, and save money in case I need radiotherapy.
Sorry I didnt had it as easy as you, pham.

>>5436757
no i meant
>>5436361

>>5436342
how old were you when yous tarted HRT?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s169NWjJiIjU

>>5436812
you're not the boss of me

Why is it everytime im bored out my mind i get dragged to this fucking place?

Also through complicated reasons flatmate needs a gf to maintain money (dad is a cunt) so i've got to find him one.
Made him okc account, designed it myself to be good.
And im essentially teaching him how to get girls/behave around them.
FUN

Also
>tfw you see both sets of grandparents
>one set is displeased with transition and makes you guilty and to look at old pictures saying i was handsome
>over set straight up say "you look so damn cute, you were ugly as a dude- no offense"

>>5436764
Im not sure what trans rights means, 2 friends already killed themselves because lack of support and got tired of getting beaten.

>>5436829
I know two trans women who just killed themselves in the US. Suicide happens everywhere.

>>5436829
>>5436834
i know 2 who killed themselves here. Like 30%-ish kill themselves anyway with like 50% attempt. Don't use their deaths as an excuse not to transition

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>tfw no hon gf to take shopping for new dresses on the 26th

>>5436828
>flatmate needs a gf to maintain money (dad is a cunt) so i've got to find him one.
Ummmmmm, do I even need to state the obvious here?

>>5436828
I only have one grandparent but she's about half way between the two, she's glad I transitioned but doesn't fully understand why I did

Also can't you pretend to be his gf, it seems like shenanigans would ensue

>>5436828
>>5436840
touch the benis jenna

>>5436828
>Why is it everytime im bored out my mind i get dragged to this fucking place?

i know what you mean

>>5436840
I'm not dating him. He not into buttsex so he thinks its unfair to date any mtfs cos cant please us.

>>5436847
>pretend to be his gf
yeh...his dad is already furious he's living with me incase i infect him with the trannyflu or something. Dating him would = cut off.

>>5436849
im not touching his benis. Yes he thinks im cute but thats besides the point

>>5436836
you know what Jenna i have withstood a tremendous amount of energy to force myself to not cuss you out every time you make jokes like that but this time i wont stand idly by. go fuck yourself, seriously.you think death is a joke? wow man what a fucking cess pit of a mind you got there. because death is prevalent among trans people, that makes it okay for another person to transition to fill that statistical quota? how about you go fuck yourself right in the ass since no one else will?

>>5436828
>>5436847
My grandparents have been friggin amazing with me.
>tfw you bond with grandpa because your both on anti-androgens.

>>5436851
Where da fug have you been?
Hows it going anyway?

>>5436854
Apart from i said nothing like that and said that lots of transgirls kill themselves- but you shouldn't let that stop you from transitioning. Its really sad and upsetting that so many commit suicide, but if transition is whats needed to make you happy you can't let others stand in your way at all: whether its parents, friends, partners or other transgirls.

I made no jokes or anything like that. You're inferring something i didn't even remotely imply.

>>5436836
>30% chance of death
Why is transitioning so hazardous?

>tfw you drinking too much mead and wake up to puke on your new boots...

>>5436862
lmao. im super hungover too and have to somehow pull myself together enough to go meet my friend's family for the first time

>>5436862
>drinking mead
This is not the middle ages

>>5436861
Social scenarios, many countries are far behind for rights were there is a legitimate legal defense of trans-shock. Being trans in general is depressing leaving to a want to escape the pain.
Lots of little reasons that add up to a massive statistic.

>>5436858
you're grandparents sound so cool

>>5436851
hi amy!! not spoken in ages

>>5436862
>Mead
Elf confirmed for viking wench.

>>5436852
That's so messed up, I'd tell him to screw what his dad thinks but I'm dependant on my parents too
>>5436858
My nana is pretty great for the most part, she goes to pride every year and had been really supportive, I think she just sees me as being gay, she did send me a granddaughter christmas card though

>>5436861
They're older statistics, I think. I'd like to see the source because I've heard them before and I don't know exactly how old they are...

but I'd guess transition is horribly depressing because there are those of us who can't bravely accept that we can only achieve an approximation of what we truly want. Being unable to accept reality leads one to reject reality...

>>5436860
it's just a prank bro. fuck you,. fucking whore. disgusting, get the fuck out of my face.

>>5436866
It tastes nice though, but seriously, dark spiced rum is where it's at.

>>5436858
idk trying to live life.

moved in with my gf. enrolled at university for next year and loan/allowance all approved literally this last 5 mins. enrolled with girl name as preferred name too

i felt this place/tinychat was making me feel like shit so i stopped coming here and have been really bored the last couple of days so i popped in

>>5436867
hi. life still good? what happened to the bf?

>>5436862
can you message Kira? she has something to say to you

>>5436874
It's way to damn sweet. I hate Mead. Would rather drink PBR.

>>5436870
yeh its pretty messed. we've spent ages just manouvering around his dad :/

>>5436872
is everything okay anon?

>>5436879
dumped his arse. and yeh life is good, wbu?

>>5436867
>you're grandparents sound so cool
your***

>>5436866
Thankfully, medieval mead tastes like shit unless it's cut. Modern mead is amazing.

>>5436864
I've never puked in my sleep before ;~; At least it's kinda fun waking up drunk lol. I hope you'rehaving fun!
>>5436866
It always is with elves
>>5436869
You're too sweet <3
>>5436880
She can say it. She has my number

>>5436874
This is gonna sound really stupid but outside of pirate movies I have never seen a white person drinking rum.

>>5436867
>you're grandparents sound so cool
To my surprise, they have been amazing.

>>5436870
Your nan sounds really great. My nan sent a card with my girl name for xmas, looking forward to reading that one tomorrow.

>>5436879
OMG, congrats, glad to hear things are going so well.

How do you broach the topic of being trans when coming out? Some friends from college are back for Christmas, and I'd rather at least try to say something other than awkwardly blurting out "I'm trans" with no lead up.

>>5436879
Whatcha gonna study btw?

>>5436890
I'd avoid mentioning caitlyn jenner for a start. That can only lead to polarised opinions. You could mention you saw your local pride festival this year maybe? Then that'll lead into lgbt stuff.

>>5436883
oh bugger.

getting better every week really. will still be a while before i can say things are really great and i will be poor for the next three years with uni but i can deal with that

>>5436888
thanks

>>5436887
that doesn't sound stupid

it sounds cute

>>5436890
Why do you feel the need to come out?

I feel like, with trans people, the coming out will simply take care of itself...

>>5436894
major in computer science but for first year have some psych and pol sci papers since there aren't a lot of first year comp sci papers

>>5436890
>"Hey dad"
>"Random but what are your thoughts on transsexuals?"
I'm going straight in when I phone him this Christmas

>>5436886
she won't message you first you know how she is about these things? she's really down about the breakup and as her friend, i am asking you to reach out to give her a chance to get it off her chest. i think you owe it to her much since you completely broke her heart.

tfw 2am christmas morning and trying to get your "bah humbug" face on point early ready for when you're dragged through the rest of the day

Anyone here diagnosed autistic? I'm worried no-one will take me seriously because of this, that they'll think this is another case of me being a misfit weirdo.

>>5436901
>major in computer science
Lol nerd.
Oh wait.. I have a CS degree...

>>5436897
congrats at getting into uni!

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I have no idea how to talk to guys.

>>5436915

no, but i probably am just autismal or have add or something instead of legitimately being trans

>>5436895
Yeah, I really don't want the conversation to go anywhere near her. I might try that yeah, I just wanted some kind of setup ya know?

>>5436903
I might go for something less blunt, but if that doesn't work...

>>5436907
You haven't sounded like a friend that past couple days. You seems really stalkerish and obsessive, so I'm gonna stop talking to you.

>>5436924
Send butt pics!
This is the best approach!