mtfg star wars edition

Which trip is the richest. I want a sugarmommy.

>>5400747
How was it Jormy?

Shitty movie is shitty

star wars is for nerds
:^)

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dream eyes edition

>>5400756
Brad

>>5400758
Amazing, relied a bit too much on nostalgia tho.

>>5400747
I boycott that c u c k fest. Star wars is only the first 3 movies, anything else is a money grab to steal from stupid people.

>>5400765
and niggers, fucking black jedi, what the hell is that? Good luck getting me to pay for that.

>>5400767
Might try and see it with a few friends then

>>5400774
marry me

>>5400767
Is brad a girl and just goes by a boy name? I want a sugarMOMMY, not daddy.

>>5400774
Mace Windu much?
>>5400776
Dont you have a stormfront meeting you should be attending?

>>5400779
brad gets full ffs every six months, she has had like six nose jobs and is still unhappy

>>5400780
>Dont you have a stormfront meeting you should be attending?
they don't let trannies join

>>5400769
Finally you talk some sense

>>5400769
Star Wars was always a commercial franchise though.

>>5400781
is she the one people post that 3-images-in-one image of? and she got it from Bart? i wouldn't mind seeing that again if you have it

>>5400769
actually star wars is only the first 2 movies and the first 90% of the third

>>5400785
Hey Kayla, rate my boy mode
https://unsee.
cc/begunati/

>>5400792
Since I haven't seen the OT in forever, what happened in the last 10% of the third that you don't like?

>>5400802
The Care Bears saved the day with the power of love.

>>5400802
Bruh...the star wars ended.

>>5400798
Cute.

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>>5400817
T-thanks

>>5400769
idk what you're talking about. After Lucas realized the massive amounts of money he would make from merch he went pretty commercial and cheesy with it.

>tfw coming down with a cold

http://m.imgur.com/SSC7LOa

Oh god....the new ghostbusters is TUMBLR

>>5400841
Fucking movies dog

Just came out to my possibly unsupportive sister. Got the typical "No matter what I still love you" answer and she says she needs time to process it. My mom said about the same stuff at first and she's probably the worst person I've told. Well, we'll see how this goes.

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>>5400798
I like your face

>>5400841
Is that Big Freedia? Or Penny Rolle? I can't tell

>>5400835
>2015
>thinking Lucas is a master storyteller and that Star Wars wasn't always a triple cheese filled quesadilla fluke.

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>tfw star wars
hype is reaching critical levels

>>5400841
This movie is going to suck so bad.

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>>5400841
jesus
its like they don't want people to watch movies anymore
>mfw they will remake the fifth element with a 400 pound gorilla as Leeloo.

>>5400792
Yeah you are totally right

alright time to go to grandma and then airport number N this year
why do i have to fly around so much ;_;

How do you actually know if you want to be a girl? It's been on my mind a lot these past months, and forever it's been something I thought about.

I'm just worried about making a massive mistake.

>>5400871
Does the thought of living as a man for another second make you want to die? If so then yes you are trans.

>>5400858
>All that time and money spent on sub standard mongoloid writing.

*sigh

what does mtfg think of me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ybvQ9XsbHc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IINyowbMqJI
We just broke the fourth wall

>>5400856
I like your face too plant

>>5400864
Another classic franchise ruined

>>5400866
CHICKEN!!! *SMASHES EVERYTHING AND CLIMBS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING*
I'd watch it.

>>5400871
> no matter how much you transition and how many surgeries you get, deep inside you know you'll never be a woman.

Is that feeling preferable than living as a man?

If so transition

>>5400876
hey the extended universe was pretty damn good

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Good night empty effigy

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I'm dead now

>>5400875
I've never quite thought of myself as a man really. The concerning thing is living like this for the rest of my life though. I can just daydream through a second I guess, but I don't want to through my entire life.

>>5400888
I'll take a stab and venture that you've never read proper literature, right?

But besides me being a pompous bitch, getting rid of the EU is a sign that Disney is on the right path.

>>5400892
Do you want to look pretty amd wear a dress, anon?

>>5400871
I had a near death experience that made me learn to stop doubting myself and just transition. If you're not sure what to think then see a therapist and they'll help you work it out.

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>>5400876
In total that was all under $100 and most of them are pretty decent. The only slightly large bit of cash I've spent is on my Doctor Who collection.

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>mfw taking mones after missing a dose
everything feels right again

>>5400904
Better dead than living in the EU with princess Leia as a wife and twin Mary Sues as children, and having to fend off evil ETs who are so edgy they come from the edge of the universe.

amIrite?

>>5400906
>Still that's time you'll never get back

>Dr. Who

Oh, now I understand.

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>>5400911
No

What the fuck are you idiots talking about

>>5400756
tfw rich enough to smoke all the weed I want but not rich enough for literally anything else.
I'm recycling shoelaces for fucks sake.
>>5400785
>they don't let trannies join
Cmon guys it's 2015, we're supposed to be progressize neo-nazis.
>>5400841
I bet the first ghost they bust is gonna be some slave owner.
>>5400910
Tfw the matriarchy are going to force feed male estrogen pills to pacify us.
You read it here first.

>>5400916

>mongoloid detected

>>5400870
>why do i have to fly around so much
because you like being high?
haaa~

>>5400922
>Come searching for some delicious she-cock to suck.

>dropping negs to win the game.

Mystery faggot detected

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>>5400923
how many funko pops do you plan on collecting for the new star wars?

>>5400902
I just want to not feel sick. I keep on looking at myself in the mirror and I feel ill and out of place. I'm not by any means bad looking, I've been working on it for ages, but it's just hard to like the masculine parts of me.

>>5400929
>be an adult
>spend money on toys
>never ending adolescence
>how kawaii!

Grow up

>>5400934
>tfw life sucks so much for you that you have to shit on other peoples lifestyle choices
simply ebin friend :^)

>>5400903
Yeah, I'll talk to one eventually. I've actually been thinking a lot recently "I stayed alive for this? For this?"

How did transitioning go for you?

>>5400931
So you want to wear a dress?

>>5400934
so you actually buy funkos? how many do you think jormy has ? :^)

>>5400915
>>5400900
>Proper literature
>Holier than thou attitude
>mtfg
l m a o

>>5400928
I aint got a clue what you're trying to say m8, english pls.

>>5400939
Really anon?

You know it to be true in your heart of hearts.

Years from now I bet you'll look back on your life and be grateful for this little wake up call.

>>5400955
>be mongoloid retard
>demand sub normal english be used to communicate with him.

Dude, learn english please.

>>5400948
I don't know, wearing dresses has never really been something I thought much about at all. I would feel really weird and exposed having so much skin visible I guess. But that's just anxiety.

>>5400900
here's your (You)

>>5400960
how old are you?

>>5400959
Fucking speak in normal sentences nigger, I dont know what you're getting at. Dropping negs to win the game? Like wut, this is some nigger english.

>>5400963
Nice meme m8

>>5400948
I'm over 21, have no idea what those toys are. Being unable to use delayed gratification and access to money, I'll venture Jormy probably has a shit ton of them.

>>5400950
Make fun of me, cannot refute argument. Logical fallacy much, anon?

>>5400965
you crack me up

>>5400965
Get the fuck out of this thread

>>5400965
Sure mongoloid, that's it.

Now you can go and fap to some shemale porn to make yourself feel better

>>5400964
18

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>mfw just got back from star wars premier in Au
>mfw see this edition
>mfw the movie was actually really good
How are you girls going?

>>5400966
thanks i made it for you

>>5400971
What argument? All you've done is make shitty unjustified attacks at other peoples tastes.

>>5400971
probably not that many

>>5400978
in what way was it good though?

>>5400972
I get he's implying I'm a chaser from the other remarks but that fucking line right there might as well have been egyptian cause I cant decipher that shit.
>>5400975
Why are you so mad hon? No one to give you attention or what?

>>5400946
Depends on how you look at it. I'm absolutely happier now than I ever was before, but I've also realized transition is not a cure-all. Not wanting to die every day anymore opened up some doors and I was able to finish college, find a job, stuff like that. I'm still a little depressed, but for other reasons, and I think not hating my gender has made it a bit easier to deal with.

>>5400986
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck off

>>5400984
It resembled the original trilogies a lot more in pacing and style while still being it's own thing.

>>5400986
Hi Cartman!

>>5400987
I imagine the part where you look in between a guy and a girl would make me much more depressed, with other people and all... :/

>>5400987
>I'm absolutely happier now than I ever was before, but I've also realized transition is not a cure-all. Not wanting to die every day anymore opened up some doors
tfw tbqh

>>5400999
if you look "in between" then it's very easy to push it one way or the other with makeup, hair, clothes, and mannerisms. stop worrying so much.

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>>5400789
This oen?

>>5400999
I think I'm still in that range but I'm still happier than I was before I started. There's a lot more to it than just appearance.

>>5400990
Maybe you should tell me what gets your ass so sore about me, I dont wanna shit these threads up but I'm not gonna leave cause you dont like me, you're not fucking moot, anon.
>>5400995
>Hi Cartman!
Heyo

>>5400995
Bazinga

>>5401005
that's the one! i'm planning on going through Bart too so i just wanted to look. that really is incredible, idk how you wouldn't be happy with any aspect of that.

but then, we all hate ourselves for one reason or another, so.

>>5401005
thats a lot of cash

>>5401005
I wish brad would have shared more about her ffs. I know she hated the results but literally everyone else thinks she looks good. Even just pricing. I have no idea how much I need to save.

>>5401008
We have a handful of places on the internet where we can talk to other people like us, even less that aren't populated by hubgoxing hons. So you coming into this fucking thread every fucking day pisses me off. Get the fuck out you cunt.

>>5400876
>>5400915
>>5400971
I wanted to do a Mastercard priceless parody here but only got this:
>Collection of /lit/ approved literature
>[Insert price here]
So I'll just get straight to the punchline
>Being a pretentious twat on the internet
>Priceless

Thanks for posting, m8, you sure seem like a cultured and mature person for your age. :^)

>>5401014
But you look good already, why take risk of becoming a surgery Frankenstein?

EDITH
EDICK
but the dick is not virtual

>>5401019
You could ask Angie on her experiences, but I guess it depends on what you need done, what you can afford to have done, and your surgeon, essentially.
Brad is quite rich, as I understand it, those these things shouldn't be a problem.
>>5401014
Yeah, and I guess from what I've heard, Brad makes good money. Now, if you can afford it then why not go back for round 2, I suppose...But yeah she does look absolutely great there anyway

>>5401021
you know you can filter him right? It's really easy to do.

>>5401019
She had to go back for some follow up fix and even then she didn't seem satisfied

>>5401019
it depends on what you want done, if you just want jaw/brow/chin done then it's like, $5-8k? somewhere in that ball park. i think rhinoplasty might cost more just for that alone.

>>5401028
That doesn't solve the problem you retard

>>5401021
Look, I'm not going to try and defend Cartman, although tbf at least he is being nice now (small mercies etc.) but you're not going to get rid of him by telling him to fuck off.

>>5401031
scary..

So why do anons have a problem with Cartman?

>>5401033
>you retard
I guess but that doesn't solve anything either :(

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>>5401021
In regards to killing discussion on trans stuff, shitting up threads, and starting drama there are a lot worse offenders than cartman.

>>5401039
and its anons that start shit anyway

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Who here cool like ice?

>>5401024
thank you anon, but only the top half of my face looks good. i either cover the bottom of my face with a scarf, or my hand or whatever. i'm not sure i even need my brow done, but my jaw and chin are truly horrific. i'm getting my jaw re-aligned on the NHS at some point in the next couple of years but i'm still going to fix my jaw and file some off the front of my chin because ew. i'll take unflattering photos some day.

I feel really sick thinking about this. Because I know that whatever happens I probably won't go through with it; my parents would disown me anyway.

>>5401025
Dollface?

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>>5401037
>hurr lemme shit up /lgbt/ with /pol/ bait threads
>oh hey mtfs aren't smart enough to tell me to fuck off
>i know, i'll make their general my designated shitting street

>>5400977
I knew a cisgirl that was perfectly fine as far as looks go, girl was athletic and lean, but she never comfortable w skirts and dresses. I don't think it was until post college that she got over it.

But don't worry, there's lots of different styles of pants to wear

>>5401054
lol go outside

>>5401021
I agree to a certain extent. It would be nice if we could have just one place where we can talk without cis males thinking they're entitled to take over discussion all the time.

>>5401055
but mtfs are males, how does that work?

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>>5401042
is it bad that's one out of the 3 songs i memorized and can recite all the lyrics to

>>5401044
whats up with your jaw?

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>>5401057
no

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>>5401054
If only there were a way to make it so you couldn't see posts made by someone with a certain name, certain tripcode, using certain images or containing certain text. I feel like that would really help ;_;

>>5401055
I like this community, im not going to leave for a man who shouldn't even be here, fuck off you fat prick.

>>5401072
I'm filtering your ass you fucking hon

>>5401069
retaliatoin with autism, lol

>>5401065
Everyone has a guilty pleasure, I guess there could be worse ones than vanilla ice.

>>5401075
K, I'm sure I'll miss you

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>>5401067
i have like, 0.7-0.8cm underbite, which isn't that big of a deal, but it's coupled with a chin that stick out a fair distance.

pic related is the closest i can find, but mine isn't quite so severe. i guess it's less a FFS issue, and more an "i need this fixed" issue, but if Bart can do it while he's fixing my actual manly features, i'll happily get it done there.

>>5401026
I do the same thing as Brad so I'd imagine our incomes are somewhat comparable, me making a bit less because I haven't been doing it as long. But I just mean at what point will I have enough saved that I should go talk to someone.

>>5401031
I think that's because she has bad more so than anything else.

>>5401032
I have no idea what I actually need vs. what my brain thinks I need so idk. I need jaw work for dental reasons anyway so I'm leaning towards Bart, that's what he used to do before he went into ffs.

>>5401055
I like you tho

>>5401093
....I-I'll miss you too...;_;

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>go to bed early
>sleep for 16 hours
>mess up sleep schedule again

This is impossible
SEND HELP

>>5401088
>you think you're a rabbit
No I don't

>no one here wants to talk to you anyway
yeah I know, just like irl

>>5401096
Wow, I thought my .6 cm open bite was bad.

Eating pizza or sandwiches is suffering.

>>5401105

Just ask your boyfriend to wake you up when he goes to work/school.

>>5401100
>she has bdd more
Fixed

>>5401110
fuck you

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>>5401110
I don't have a bf ;_;

>>5401110
S A V A G E

>>5401096
I have an underbit too, don't know how bad, but I don't see how an under bite isn't going to get you clocked. have you presented?

>>5401108
ah man, that sounds like a nightmare though!! at least i can eat.

i'll post an actual pic later when the swelling from my laser-face goes away.

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>>5401134
>tfw I can make my own Mexican lunch at work

<3

>>5401134
Ohhh underbite. I misread what you wrote as open bite like I have. Still sucks though :\

>>5401130
There's other reasons to want to fix jaw problems than aesthetics.

>>5401142
I'm sorry but this looks disgusting

i'm trying to lewd but umaru keeps interrupting us •~•

>>5401145
sure, but if she's gone to a dentist growing up, it would have been addressed if there was a real mechanical problem

> Tfw no qt gf to sneak into my bedroom and crawl under the blankets and surprise cuddle me while I'm trying to sleep.
>tfw no gf

>>5401152
Nachos with cheese is disgusting?

>>5401142
that's a man sized plate of food.

>>5401159
Its mostly the white stuff on the top that is throwing me off. And how do you have nachos without cheese, explain this.

>>5401163
I can confirm it was a mistake making this much. I'm not even half done and I'm full. :s

>>5401154
How can you be lewd without chips and cola?

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What is the most trutrans genre, and why is it PC Music?

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is it true that patches are more effective than pills and injections?

>>5401166
Step 1: make nachos
Step 2: don't add cheese
Step 3: ????
Step 4: loss

> Tfw you will never find sometime that you want to be with that wants to be with you.

>>5401142
I'm not sorry, this looks disgusting.

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>>5401176

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>>5401173
Don't worry, hrt does nothing anyway.

>>5401175
But then it's not nachos, just a plate of chips and stuff

>>5401176
Stop fucking reminding me.
>>5401178
>chocolate, senpai

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>>5401169
>the most trutrans genre
>not math rock

>>5401155
i'm actually complaining formally about the orthodontist who said i was fine. i'm in a lot of pain now, like ad-chan said >>5401145 it's not so much about aesthetics as it is about pain and discomfort. it just happens to look like crap too.

>>5401155
Maybe. My dentist never caught my bite problem until it was too late though, he thought my teeth just weren't done growing in yet and that it would fix itself. Now it's way too late to fix without surgery.

> Tfw you will never get to have a normal female sex life
> Tfw transbian dating pool is almost literally non-existent

Why the fuck do you idiots keep running out the decent people?

>>5401189
>math rock
>not I can't find a gf, so I'll become my own: the genre

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>tfw you will never stop being lazy and make some coffee

>>5401192
You can always go easy modo and date other trannies.

>>5401195
Misery loves company. Usually the least happy ppl are the worst to be around

>>5401192
Enough with all the depressing posts its like eye cancer

>>5401189
what kinda math? the emo-pop kind of the 2000's, or 90's indie rock kind?
>>5401192
jus muve to a big cidy n fuk bishes git money duh

>>5401198
Thanks for reminding me, my head is grateful.

>>5401178
>real girls

I need a new cell phone but this one won't connect to my computer and it doesn't have a removable sd card

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>>5401204

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>>5401207
K... keep me posted

>>5401198
I've had too much coffee, but I want more

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>>5401212
As long as you don't drink more than two cups every day it should be fine I think?

I heard like drinking 3-4 cups every day is bad.
Just do it!

>>5401042
He tried to sue thepiratebay for like 500 trillions or something, it was an absurd sum, fucking kek. Think he made some lame but catchy songs I like though.
>>5401039
>>5401041
I do try and make a conscious effort to have as little impact on these threads as possible and not hijack discussions, but some wont settle for anything less than me not posting at all so cant really do anything about that butthurt.
>>5401101
Oh hey Phienchen, hows it going. And thanks.

I'm gonna duel some nerds on war of the roses now and walk the dog, see ya'll later.

>>5401216
what dog u got?

>>5401214
I drink 8 cups of coffee most days, is that bad?

>>5401204
>tfw tranny with a reasonably normal life

>>5401214
>3-4 cups every day is bad
Well shit, I guess it wasn't good to be drinking 8-10 cups a day in uni

>>5401216
How about not posting at all?

>>5401222
>>5401224
wow

>>5401202
i'm not sure which way you're using indie, so this kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BrOLyg4H4A

>>5401211
Np senpai I'll keep in touch

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>>5401222
>>5401224
I think drinking that much causes early deaths or something but I dunno.

Coffee is too good so who cares.

.... <//////////<

..... >/////////>

tfw bullies, bullies everywhere

>>5401186
You know it's true

>>5401230
I'm gonna go make more coffee

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>>5401230
Tea is better

>>5401237
I agree but I still can't stop drinking coffee. Tea is for relaxing time.

>>5401230
As a tranny dying early is a blessing anyways. I should brew more coffee.

>>5401239
Coffee is for extra stressful times, tea is for every time else

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>>5401230
i used to drink like 4 to 6 cups a day
eventually you get sick of it, i still drink iced coffee from time to time

>>5401217
Lesgen called, they want their shitposts back

>>5401233
Accepting parents
Boring school program
Had relationships with cis people which didn't work out for normal reasons

Seems pretty normal to me

>>5401230
Agreed
>>5401237
Out

>>5401216
Kek. Vanilla Ice is weird, I just remember recently that he had some reality show where he flipped houses and kept saying "yeah this pad is cool, like iceeeeee"

>>5401243
Eaxactly, sometimes you just gotta shake.

>>5401244
tbqh shit tastes better than tea

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>tfw never be able to afford ffs and srs
it hurts to be alive like this

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>>5401230
coffee is my lifeblood desu

>>5401247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE-Qv7mdBVc

>>5401244
You're shit
>>5401246
No u

> Tfw nobody will ever love you.

>>5401251
why not just take out loans? assuming your credit is OK now, isn't it worth trashing it to be happy while you're miserable paying it back?

>>5401244
You aren't drinking the right tea.

>>5401258
that would require going outside

>>5401258
I can't take out a loan on that kind of money. I would need at least half to get a loan.

>>5401246
>Lesgen called, they want their shitposts back
lmao

Everyone post your top 3 favorite trips RIGHT NOW!!

>yelling.jpg

>>5401263
Are you expecting the doctors to perform surgery in your room or something??

>>5401265
>I can't take out a loan on that kind of money. I would need at least half to get a loan.
i honestly find that weird, but maybe america is different. i could go to my bank right now and get a personal loan of £25k. i'd be miserable, sure, but i'd have £25k, right away.

>>5401273
It does not work like that here in the US.

>>5401267
Phienchen
Phienchen
Phienchen

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>>5401256
you're killing me here

>>5401267
Lainanon my gf
>huge gap
Elanna
Sheen

> Tfw nobody will ever find you genuinely attractive and want to be with you
> Tfw you're stuck being the person who has to make the move for all eternity

>>5401278
Honey, I just don't think that's how it works

>>5401285
awwwwwwwwwww :(

>>5401267
elanna
pookie
bexe

>>5401267
kuppy
cartman
kayla

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The only downer about work is that when business is slow there is nothing to do.

>>5401284
Crying about it on a Chinese cartoon forum will do nothing to change that. In fact it'll only make it u and everyone else that bothers to read your shitposts feel worse so pls fuck off with that.

>>5401297
>The only downer about work is that when business is slow there is nothing to do.

time to bring in some business!

go get some big fishes into the store!

>>5401297
Shut up, nigger.

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>>5401274
>no matter how deluded you let yourself get, you're never going to be a real girl.
>implying I don't feel close enough

>>5401297
At least you have employment. I am dying without work.

>>5401306
GET A JOB.

>>5401300
mein führer ab morgen bin ich im vaterland D:

>>5401306
dont you have like 10 college degrees? shouldnt you go from rags to riches in a week?

>>5401310
:3
Ill have to bail this time tho. I dont feel well at all.

>>5401267
Phienchen
Phienchen
Phienchen

>>5401288
:3

>>5401311
lmao

>>5401313
oh god, anon, I....

>>5401311
gute besserung mein führer
bin fast 3 wochen da
>>5401267
me
me
me

>>5401311
>dont you have like 10 college degrees? shouldnt you go from rags to riches in a week?
kek, Phien firing the shots
oy vey its anudda shoah

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>>5401267
Elanna
Bexe
Kit

>>5401300
If only i wasnt trapped in the kitchen ;_;

>>5401306
So go find a min wage job you lazy nigger. I literally walked into this restaurant and asked them to hire me and they did.

>>5401267
kit
erin
kit + erin

>>5401311
>11 degrees
Kayla had had everything handed to her on a fucking silver platter her whole life. And then she comes here and whines and makes the rest of us feel bad. It's not even close to fair

>>5401325
>If only i wasnt trapped in the kitchen ;_;

;-;
ask if you can make yourself some food in the downtime?

>>5401330
she has zero degrees. Just because you once had a class on a subject in college doesnt mean you have a degree.

>>5401325
Jesus, clean that grill you filthy fuck

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>>5401331
I just go through doing exactly that! D;
See
>>5401142

>>5401334
I was ironically mimicing what Kayla says about everyone else

>>5401340
Pretend to go out for a smoke break.

>>5401328
I'm doing pretty OK being deluded though.

>>5401267
But I have more than 3 favourite trips ;~;

>>5401335
>grill

>>5401341
oh, my bad. I wasnt here in a while
s-sorry senpai ;-;

>>5401340
ha!
well. at least I tried ;_;

>>5401354
She probably hates you for having SRS
she's always like no one deserves to look good if I don't uezs

>>5401304
gimmie the template for that hat now

> Tfw nobody will ever comfort you when you're feeling disphoric and can't get out of bed.

>>5401347
List them all then

>>5401359
nigger go smoke a bowl then come back

>>5401355
didnt she say at some point she didnt believe I actually got surgery? or was that someone else?

>>5401358
Say please

>>5401359
Can't you just get with another homeless chick?

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>tfw you will never be brave enough to play 1v1 games

>>5401311
>dont you have like 10 college degrees?
I have 2 and I am working on 3 more next semester but I need work now.

>>5401309
Okay, I need someone to actually call me back for an interview

>>5401325
>So go find a min wage job
I would rather suck cock for money than to do min wage, anything but min wage or manual labor.

>>5401334
I have 2 degrees.

>>5401365
Uhm, I seemed to recall it being someone else, but it could have been you I suppose.
go on, post moo

>>5401370
that number changes a whole lot!


>>5401371
moo?
like
>>5401369
?

>>5401354
It's ok ty for apologizing it was an accident i forgiv you senpai
just never interrupt my shitposting again

>>5401358
See >>5398944

>>5401360
>>5401267
Bexe
Kit
Myna
Kuppy
Kiwi
Cartman
Lainanon

>>5401367
The other homeless girl I know doesn't think of me like that at all.

>tfw I thought taking 6mg of e with progesterone and cypro was a good idea
>tfw constant pencil erasers that poke through jackets

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>>5401370
Well enjoy those dicks! Try not to get a pimp m8. I heard they're abusive to lazy hoes.

>>5400776
i only date whites tbqh, my family would never approve of mixing.

>>5401376
BUT YOURE ANON
HOW WILL I KNO IT U??? ;_;

>>5401375
>that number changes a whole lot!
It never has. I have 2 associate degrees and I just went to re apply to my college because it turns out I need 3 more classes to get 3 more degrees. I was at my college for six years and did so many classes just because I didn't want to work. So I have most of my prerequisites finished. I need either a 5 unit language class and a physical science, or 2 history classes and a criminal justice class.

>>5401378
Ok ellana I was trying to teach Kay some manners >>5401366
Please do NOT interrupt my remedial kindergarden class again

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>>5401382
Pic related :/

>>5401375
kek
it's like a slang term for your....lady garden
you know?

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>>5401378
>tfw someone here likes me

>>5401390
nice breast forms dude

>>5401380
Burn down someone's house and make them homeless.
then get with them

>>5401391
OH!

>>5401388
assuming youre not shitposting:
I knew american education systems are a joke, but is it that bad?

>>5401387
U'll kno
U will
I only do it to kay

I need to stop coming here, this place always makes me feel like shit even after having a decent day.

>>5401397
okay ! :3

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>>5401378
>lainanon

>>5401396
>I knew american education systems are a joke, but is it that bad?
What do you mean by that? Also I am being dead serious. I would post a pic of the sheet I had printed out for me at the college showing what classes I need for the 3 degrees but I don't want anyone to know what college I go to.

>>5401398
that is one big chest hair

>tfw nobody likes u when ur sad

>>5401400
Same. All the passers really like to make us non passers feel like worm dirt and it only proves how much of a spoiled privileged cunt they are.

>>5401404
Hello dear look up at >>5401281

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>>5401412

>>5401369
I can only play fighting games with my girlfriend. Playing any other multiplayer game terrifies me.

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>>5401392
I like you too kiwi

>>5401412
you've said a million times that when you present female you get gendered correctly and whatnot, does that not count as passing?

>>5401393
I wish they were breast forms so I could take them off when they make me dysphoric in boy mode

>>5401412
I like to make you feel like worm dirt because your posts are worse than that and I don't care if you're doing it on purpose or not

What's up sluts? Anything fun today? Did you go and see the force awakens yet?

>>5401405
She means the fact you only need 3 classes to qualify for a degree

>>5401404
Did you practice your voice yet since yesterday lainanon?

>>5401426
ch-check the op, also uhh apparently she had a fun night >.>;;

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>>5401420
arigato korra chan!

ok i'm off to job now, catch ya later everyone

>>5401389
I'm sorry ;~;
Can I make up for this in some way?

>>5401393
Rude

>>5401404
H-hi :3

>>5401392
Of course someone here likes you ^^

>>5401405
>2 degrees, no master.

Associate degrees don't count yo, it's like going to hamburger university and saying you're a college graduate

>>5401398
>tfw your first highschool gf said she wasn't used to sucking on boobies with hair on them
>tfw all of it fell out, and you'll never have a girl pick your chest locks out of her teeth because of hrt

Life isn't fair tbdesu

>>5401421
No it doesn't count as passing. Passing is when people post here and get positive attention and don't get called a hon. If you don't pass on mtfg, then you don't pass.

>>5401423
>when they make me dysphoric
if having breasts make you dysphoric then you should stop taking female hormones you fucking troll

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>>5401415
O-oh
but who are you?

>>5401419
I don't mind doing 1v1 in games like csgo and stuff but i'm terrified of playing 1v1 in rts or fightan games.

Fighting games look so fun too.

>>5401432
I'm gonna do it tonight, I woke up like 3 hours ago.

I think i'll have to read Let The Right One In except swedish, better than news at least.
Should I just read the same thing over and over?

>>5401436
Hello :3

>>5401437
One of the ones I am working towards is a transfer degree so I can get a bachelors.

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>>5401443
>No it doesn't count as passing. Passing is when people post here and get positive attention and don't get called a hon. If you don't pass on mtfg, then you don't pass.
>mfw

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>>5401438
ew no, jormy isn't straight u baka!!

>>5401448
Its the truth. This place is the definitive place to go to if you want to know if you pass or not. According to mtfg only 1% of trans people on earth pass.

>>5401443
I don't think I could get hard without picturing in my head that I'm a forced from hypno sissy and then looking down at my tits after 20 years of masterbating to that kind of stuff

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>>5401443
>don't get called a hon
>on mtfg

>>5401440

Oh, Faye, you are a one.

>>5401443
ohh kayla ur so silly...

>>5401456
doubt it, cis women dont even pass here, you need to literally have 2d aesthetics to pass

Is spiro supposed to mess up with my emotions? I am just wondering if the fact I am feeling suicidal again after months of feeling ~normal~ is related to starting HRT this week, somehow.

>>5401465
Yes, lowering your T will make you feel lethargic and could cause depression

>>5401459
I am saying that people who pass here don't get called a hon, so its very very rare for a person to pass according to here. Which is fine because it lets people know if they can go out in girl mode or never. Why do you think I don't go out in girl mode? Its because everyone here told me I was an ugly man and I believe all of you.

>>5401444
Okay good! You can read it multiple times but I like to change things up as often as I can do I don't get bored and so I can practice more different sounds. But if it's all you have access to then it's probably gone fine for now.

>>5401446
I assumed an associates degree is a bachelor?

here, it would be impossible to get more than 2 degrees (bachelors) in 3 years in most subjects. I dont know anyone that needed less than 3.5 for 2. (I needed more, like 4,5 but I did 2 internships and also did the whole thailand thing)

the idea of getting 5 degrees in 6 years here is pretty unthinkable.

>>5401444
How's it going? Getting set to do voicework tonight I see ^^

>>5401465
Taking Spiro or cypro alone can make you depressed

>>5401467
According to you I pass, and I get called a hon a minimum of 5 times a day. Listening to trolls is dumb

>>5401467
I saw your girl mode on /b/, it was... Girthy

>>5401456
Ok you laid it on a bit too thick there. This post is proof that you're just an elaborate troll.

>>5401478
holy shit

>>5401476
>>5401467

I dont get called a hon here, but people stare at me irl a LOT

>>5401440
what did i just read
>>5401463
this. besides, pictures are no help to tell if someone passes. unfortunately we all (90%+) live as beacons of sin. its still okay to blur the lines of norms though as long as youre cute.

>>5401467
> all of this everything
>"I'm going to let some anonymous 54 year olds neckbeards on a Cantonese cave drawing board dictate the way I live my life."
GROW A PAIR

>>5401478
killing it, faye.

>>5401479
>>5401479
>>5401479
>>5401479

It's over girls, stop replying to the troll now.

>>5401491
Scuse you, Elanna is practically cis.

Bexe on the other hand...

>>5401472
America is pretty fucked up with its degree mills that hold the same certifications as our top universities. I need a regionally certified bachelors for a job, and got it in about 6 weeks (had 150 credit hours, but never attended the school before)

>>5401491
shut the fuck up, I look like shit and everyone here made it clear to me that I will never pass

>>5401496
>bf

>>5401499
rude

>>5401478
SAVAGE

>>5401483
h-huh

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Finally off work. Now to go shopping. Surprisingly all my coworkers know I'm a huge fag ( I wear jeggings and nail polish + light foundation/ concealer w eyeliner errday) but nine if them even care or comment on it. The most I've gotten was "your nails look amazing teach me how pls."

Its a bit of a surprise here in the deep south. Pic rrlated

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>>5401465
Cypro can make you depressed at first but I don't know about spiro.

>>5401469
I'll have to listen to loud music or something while practicing and then record my voice because listening to it would be horrible.

>>5401476
Trying to wake up after sleeping for like 16 hours!
>Getting set to do voicework tonight I see
Yeah, I really need to start practicing a lot because not having a voice to talk to internet friends and stuff with really sucks and trying to present as a woman with male voice would be dumb.

I hope it goes better than all the last times where I felt like crap while doing it!