Gay General: Feels Edition

>tfw legit have a bunch in common with rugby
>tfw understand his humor
>tfw straight man with a small crush on rugby because he's funny as shit and im funny
>im muscular abd hairy and slightly overweight and not his type
>completely understand his feels about newfags and general faggots taking everything so seriously on the internet

Why is rugby so cool family?

>>5387587
iktf

wussup trippy baybays?

>>5387575
pretty good because I met a really qt guy and we like each other a lot. We might be bfs soon :3

>>5387587
This has got to be the saddest post I've seen in this thread.
In the full year of browsing this thread that takes the cake.

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>tfw quit my meds without consulting the doctor
>tfw feel delusions slowly starts piling up again
>tfw homeless but allowed to stay at parents house until the end of december
>tfw how enough money to buy a ticket to some southern-european small village
>tfw planning on faking suicide and just running away from this life and start over

>>5387613
why fake suicide?

just go away tell people to fuck off

>>5387621
so that my parents and friends will think I'm dead and my debts will be erased.

Happy happy merry merry
Wizzybleh
Will get a cherry

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>>5387588
Well that sucks

>>5387630
I feel like that maybe a lot harder to do effectively in this day and age but maybe you are in a more conducive situation. Still drastic tho.

>browsing tinder
>matching with vapid guys my own age (22)
>others in the same age group are ugly twinks or nerds
>my rule is not to swipe right to anyone over 28 just because how will I introduce them to my friends/family
>occasionally a 9/10 30+ yo shows up.
>I make exceptions for these beauties just because
>they're often really cool and interesting, as well as being mega sexy
>always ends in a fizzled out conversation after I realise that I have my no 28+ yo rule for a reason

I can't wait until I'm 30 and get access to that dating pool. I just hope they're not all into young guys.

>>5387613

run all you want fredddie
but you'll always be the black guy
and a black guy never fits in anywhere except in the hood or africa

>>5387587
>>tfw straight man with a small crush on rugby because he's funny as shit and im funny
so much wrong with this sentence

>>5387673
freddie? as in freddie mercury, are you saying I have aids?

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>>5387640
Just pretend I'm a cute anime girl or something. That's what I do when I want to put a face to a particular Anon.

>>5387575
Okay. It's too hot to do anything here.
I have to travel back to uni for a couple of days to sort some shit out, just before Christmas. Not too happy about it.

What are gay gyms like?

I've been looking into some of the gay and gay friendly gyms in London, but they all either look like bath houses or completely normal gyms with barely any gay connotations at all.

Can anyone recommend a good one where I can use the showers without getting groped, but can still get a few numbers?

>>5387668
>just because how will I introduce them to my friends/family

Of all the possible reasons there are for not dating someone older, that's one of the dumbest. Like, it's probably in the top 5

>>5387668
>>my rule is not to swipe right to anyone over 28 just because how will I introduce them to my friends/family

My rule is never plan on introducing anyone from gay heron life to anyone from standard heron life specifically family. I havent planned far past that and the double life thing is not working too beneficially.

>>5387683
you go to the gym to get fit out not to get dick.

>>5387678

I imagine your life as a dental assistant.

>>5387684
Yeah, I agree, but it is one of a myriad of reasons not to date someone in your age range. I'm at one place in my life, and they're very often going to be someone completely different.

>>5387575

My bday is tuesday, but doing nothing but watching GOP debate.

why is 90% of the grinder/growlr/scruff population in my area phishers? it's all either really fucking obvious headless shredded abs or you waste an hour chatting and he either demands more pictures of you or fails to understand a common english/american saying and/or their grammar slips hard. also, that one phisher who used a picture of the same person another phisher used

the only real people are the handful of nasty overweight NIGGAS

>>5387683
>gay gyms
I went to an alleged gay gym and was too uncomfortable and blasted rap out my headphone to keep people intimidated even if just in a "crazy lerson" way. It was awkward

>>5387684
Its not that bad of a reason. I mean, first your gay and thats a big enough elephant and then the guy is old enough to be considered suspect or at least hard to wrap ones head around.

>>5387710
maybe swedish gay gyms are fouler than those in more civilised countries,

>>5387705

you share a birthday with my dad
which is very weird
considering hes a total dom

>>5387710
>Its not that bad of a reason
Yes it is. It is your relationship, not theirs. If they don't like it, that's their problem.

Unless there's a risk of getting kicked out of the house because of that, there's no need to worry about that. And even then, why would you ever introduce anyone to your family knowing they're that shitty?

>>5387719
The gym i go to has a pool on first floor. Smells so bad with all the sweat and chemicals and probably bacteria. And theres like a juice bar right next to the sign in desk. I could never go there just because of that overwhelming first floor rankness. Idk how anyone gets something from there.

>>5387728
Idk its still hard for a lot of people esp gay to be comfortable enough eith judgement. Also i am against relationship awknowledgement in general so im unfairly biased.

>>5387726

I must now become a dom daddy and fight your father in combat, as the prophecy has been fortold

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>>5387698
Why?
Seems like it would be a chill job.

>>5387728
One character I look for in a potential bf is the ability to bring him to Christmas dinner further down the line. Okay, it's not essential, but it would be nice, wouldn't it?
If my parents and friends are cool enough to not be bothered by the fact that I'm gay, then I'd like to share my new bf and best friend with them.

>>5387741
>tfw no dom daddy to put me in my place but have enough sanity to not ruin my comfort

>both chatrooms practically empty

guess the end of gaygen is near

>>5387758
My family is sooo different than anyone i would get involved with. Older guys tend to be more bitter about the more prominent persecution they group up with and my family is blindly idealistic and it would be so awkward having them interact or ever (most likely) disagree. Its annoyinf knowing my family is great people but i cant break their hearts and dreams of a wholesome white family.

Going to go through my tier list of who I find attractive that I've seen in the past seven months.

sludgepups>fatanon> mouse> niq >octopie> 5652 > jupp> his wife> rugby> booger>swede> irish>maki> wiz>chauncey>Hitler

Just off the top of my head.

>>5387803
bitch you crazy, maki should be on the top of that list.

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>>5387760

Iktf

>>5387818
Lel no

>>5387803
who is fatanon

and there are pics of sludgepup? I wanna see

>>5387827
lel yes, maki is in a whole different league from all those you posted.

>>5387803
Dang. Are you compiling dossiers on everyone? As nuevo faggettes, how can we even know if the pictures are legit?

>>5387803
>Irish
>that low
makes sense
Also I didn't know fatanon posted pics of himself
>>5387829
Sludge has posted tons of pics, check archive looking for pics manga

>>5387803
>not making it
Harsh. Guess a toothelss homeless person a good draw

>>5387726

How... how do you know your dad is a total dom?

>>5387829

http://sludge-puppy.tumblr.com/
http://sludge-puppy.tumblr.com/post/134858329149
http://sludge-puppy.tumblr.com/post/130689761589

>>5387854
why thank you

>>5387854
wow he looked way better skinnier what happened

>>5387851

his cocky attitude
multi-wives
etc.

>>5387868
i only gained 10 pounds eat my ass

>>5387868
He gained weight

>>5387868

his most recent pic:
http://36.media.tumblr.com/370c5db8758a6e4aeab25312211fa6be/tumblr_nz3zdp2Rw01qa260vo1_500.jpg

>PUDGYPUPPY

>>5387871
and it shows

eat a salad, man

>>5387881
he either needs to go all out and become bearpuppy or lose that weight

>>5387735
>The gym i go to has a pool on first floor
is this the gay gym you were talking about earlier or is this a "normal" gym?

I still can't get over the fact that there are actually gay gyms that are around, esp. in the day and age when most gay bars are closing down. I wonder if straight ppl crash them.

>>5387871
how tall are you and how much did you weigh in the "before" pic? I wanna look like that

>>5387889
>>5387893
>>5387881
there's like a 4 month difference between the skinnier shaven pic and the newer unshaven one
and i've been working out a lot more in the mean time and i feel a lot more fit and stronger so
fuck you musty cunts

>>5387898
the first one is 5'6/7" 122~5 the newer one is 5'7" 132~5
i'm unsure about the height b/c at some point this year i grew an inch

>>5387889
Come on. He's a good looking guy. (He doesn't look like a surly elvish lad I have to fuck some humility into, but that's what Swede is for.) This Sludgepup fella is totally do-able.

>>5387894
Normal non gay gym. At least afaik or care to know. Some hot muscle daddies tho, not a lot.

Sludge looks cuter with a lil pudge :3

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>>5387871
>only gained 10 pounds

that chin says otherwise

>>5387907
>only 132lbs

sure thing pudgypoo

>>5387924
lol that picture is like 5 years old
and i weighed even less then :3c

>>5387930

legit question

You only started turning your blog into gay slut central since Jan/2015.... the other 5 years are all selfies...what changed and made you want to slut up your blog and become a slutpuppy in 2015?

>>5387915
ah ok. I know what you're talking about with the pool stink tho. Except with my pool a good bit of it is the stench wafting over from the men's sauna right next to it. There's a couple of guys that just reek the whole place up when they hit the saunas, like take your breath away urine x1000 type smell.

>>5387907
>still no sludgepuppy baratiddies

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LEAVE SLUDGE ALONE!

>>5387938
That was Liquid Sludge.
Punished Sludge only posts now.

Yeah is a legit cutey pie. Would cuddle

>>5387949
yeah, sludge is an odd one as a trip. Its like he either has fanboys or catty bitches who hate his guts.

>>5387963

Isn't that all the trips?

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>Leave for half an hour to shower and wank
>Slut Poopy chubposts filling the thread

>>5387963
I like him as a person, but his face and weight gain turns me off. I'm conflicted.

Maybe I'll just try to be his friend

>no rugby bf to suck the testosterone right out of his balls and make me a man

http://45.media.tumblr.com/8d3a8c364d504c111792f2379df8831f/tumblr_ndx06peG0Y1tgzcdmo1_500.gif

>>5387938
well, i also deleted about 10k posts off my blog earlier this year, including some sluttier/older ones and the entire first year of posts on my blog
but also back then i was working as a camslut so i didn't really feel the need to post scandalous pics since i was already being paid to
plus i was also having a lot of body image issues (such as forgetting to eat for two days and then binge eating all the food in my house, nairing every hair on my body, chainsmoking, and generally trying to be as fem as possible for my clients because that's what made cash)
for a while after i quit i was really really weird about sex and sexuality and a frigid bitch tbqh
last year i was living away from my parents for the first time and got dumped by two guys so the whole slutpic thing kinda started as a way for me to be more comfortable about my body and sexuality
and wouldn't you know it it worked
/blogpost

>>5387945
Nasty.

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>>5387975
>clients
>smoking
Damn, just when I was starting to think you were cute.

>>5387975
I love you sludge

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Have you ever had a shaved head?

>>5387969
ah maybe so. Maybe it's because I'm a fanboy that I don't see it.

>>5387988
i'm talking about 5~ years ago or so
i actually stopped smoking cold turkey no problem probably 3 or 4 years ago
and yeah, i think working cams is fine or whatever but it definitely wasn't good for me during that time.
since then (this year really) i've started eating regularly (ie more than one bowl or ramen a day) and actually working out and generally feel a lot healthier

>>5387996
yeah
it wasn't a good look for me

>>5387996

Aww he is kissing his pants :3c

This is my portfolio which is supposed to represent 3 weeks worth of work.

You think ive done enough?
http://imgur.com/a/NL7w7

>>5387996
I liked it but probably won't do it again, my hairs too nice>
>5387969
pretty much

>>5387996
>these types of military s&m vids.
would any one here actually cry if your dom/bf/fuck buddy/whatever forced you to get your head shaved? Would it be a humiliating act to have your head shaved?

>>5388022
>http://imgur.com/a/NL7w7
I'm proud of you henry

>>5388022
Feel good ... those pepes are good, rest is shit

>>5387996
>Have you ever had a shaved head?
yes when I was a kid. thought about doing several times really recently.

>>5388034
>forced
if you're in a health d/s relationship it shouldn't really be forced in the sense that you're doing something against your will
a good dom would discuss your boundaries with you beforehand, especially for something as intense as that
hair is fucking important to people's mental state

>>5388038

i was supposed to do something on "boundaries", so the pepes were
stretching it.

i have some bullshit lines on the blurring of the real and surreal planned out, but i dont want to overstay my welcome with too many frogs. Somebody already blocked me on social media for that.

and they dont have to be good, they just have to show ive done something with my time

>>5388034
isnt that the whole point

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>>5388034
It would be cute to get a haircut/shave from a bf. But if he gave me a Jason Statham without permission I'd put him in the timeout corner for a week.

>>5388055
I'm just kidding m8
It's all pretty decent
I remember the frog thing
Art portfolios are all about bullshit, so it should be grand

>>5388063
i've talked to a a couple guys that were into one (and one that had his bf actually shave his head)
and it seemed like less of an abusive thing and move of like
a demonstration of obedience thing

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>>5388047
>a good dom would discuss your boundaries with you beforehand
Poopy pls. Don't break my image of you as an irresponsible fetishist.

>>5388054
>>5388059
>>5388067
But they are too boys?!?!!?

>>5388063
Hey, beautiful.

>>5388047
well yeah, on the hard/soft limits type thing... and maybe I was just going for unhealthy relationships b/c I just don't get:
>hair is fucking important to people's mental state
but maybe its b/c I just got super thick, annoying crazy hair that annoys me most of the time.

>>5388082

muh dik

>>5388076
it seems to me like the obedience aspect is bc its humiliating tho

>>5388077
hi how are you

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>>5388072

Dis da bes

so cute

>>5388063
>isnt that the whole point
meaning that the point is that it's humiliating?

see:>>5388086

I just don't see having your head shaved as humiliating b/c for me I always would think "its hair, it will just grow back"

>>5388096
lol, looks like he's wearing a hair suit

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>>5388077
i'm all for people bein kinky bitches
just gotta make sure you're a safe and smart kinky bitch
and like that goes for subs too like speak tf up about your boundaries
don't just go along w/ shit b/c you think that's what your dom wants to hear
that's how you get into fucked up situations

>>5388086
i also have quite thick hair but
hair is like a big representation of yourself, i'm sure you see how people turn themselves in knots over a bad haircut
and some people use haircuts as a form of self harm
i actually used to have issues w/ that personally

>>5388094
i guess coming from my own kinks i don't really see it as humiliating
like if my dom/bf wanted me to and i was okay with it
i wouldn't feel humiliated, i'd feel like really happy and secure about it

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cute or no?

>>5388096
>tfw senpai doesn't have daddy tiddies yet

;x;

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>>5388109

>tfw no hairsuit bf to rub his hairsuit up against me

>>5388115
Are you that anon that loves hairy daddies?
Hes cute and has nice eyes

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>>5388115

Kinda cute, kinda frumpy

His bf is cuter than he is

but they're cute together desu

>>5388120

;___;

train me anon

how do I get daddy tiddies

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>>5388115
N-No.

>>5388111
>don't just go along w/ shit b/c you think that's what your dom wants to hear
Gurl please.

>>5388139
gurl please what

>>5388099
yah
i think it's about having someone else control yr appearance as well

There is a really cute guy not too far from me but he is younger and shorter than me plus a bottom.

It sucks, his face is so relationship material but those other things make him hookup tier :-/

On another note, trying to find a chub or fat older bottom guy to fuck is hard as hell out here

>>5388115
Nice eyes and lips. The sad puppy look is in, dawg.

>>5388130

can you image using their bathroom if they live in the same apartment, how much of their shedded hair must be over everything?

>>5388149
>Fantasy rekt

>>5388147
>younger and shorter than me plus a bottom.

I don't see the problem

>>5388149

Hot

>>5388159
>senpai being okay with younger and shorter than him
you have one hookup and it's like you're a totally different person

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>>5388164

Uhh I've always been all about manlets

>>5388111
>haircuts as a form of self harm
wow. never knew/thought of that. I mean I've hung out with plenty of artsy-fartsy types that would change hair dos every other month but never as self-harm -at least afaik.

>mfw senpai would be easy to dom b/c you could bring him to tears when you made him shave off the 5 or 6 chest hairs it took him a year and half to grow.

>>5388145
>control appearance
point taken

>>5388159
I prefer guys my age to be taller and more toppish, especially if I think they're cute. honestly I like to fuck older kinda ugly blue collar bear country guys mostly

>>5388169
>younger
younger is not dad

>>5388173
yeah i don't think it's super common
definitely not as en vogue as cutting

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are you jelly

>>5388177
... Of your kid?

>>5388177
>that shitty brown skin
>gross dark hair
>brown eyes

not at all

>>5388176

Honestly there are a lot of 20 year olds on tumblr that have like

premature dad looks

and I am all about it

>>5388177
I prefer to think of myself as Marmalade-kin.

>>5388169
Nice moustache on that.

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>>5388179
>>5388180
i remain unbothered

>>5388185

I know right

I've been seeing a lot of guys with mustaches that are legit bangable

>>5388176
>younger is not dad
I hate blogs an tumblrs like "celebrity dilfs" and "dilds of disney world." They seem to always go for any guy with either a stroller or any type of underage dependant as long as they are traditionally yourhful and fit and clean cut. So much wasted porential. Especially at disney world which is a hotbed of largely exposed hot straight daddies. Woof

>>5388199
are you looking at blogs run by straight girls?
because literally the gays of tumblr are obsessed with big hairy 40 year old men
and tbf last time i was at disney i didn't see any hot older guys like at all
tons more cute guys my age

So I went on my first gay date Sat. and the guy seemed decent chatting, but he was a drugged up chickenhead when I met him. Just embarrassing. I told him it was a proper date. He didn't look or seem like a train wreck in his profile. (Story flavor pic not him, but similar.)
So I got all the stereotypes despite taking steps to avoid. Feels bad, fagfam.

>>5388177
Who's this?

>>5388213
me...

>>5388213
yeah i had one like that too
had straight up meth teeth and everything, i was appalled

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Woops. Pic. I just googled "gay Thor." I didn't like his tallness, but he was actually fem and w/out beard. I was kinda excited.
>>5388213

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>>5388194
>>5388185
I really hope mustaches aren't making a come back.

>tfw first few dates holding hands is so amazing
Nothing can beat that when you've never done it with the guy before.

>>5388207
> didnt see any
I think i have a very niche taste. Plus the straightness/actual father figureness is a big plus to me.

>run by straight girls
Probably. I am not good at navigating tumblr so i just google search keywords + tumblr

>>5388219
Mysterious. Ok, lookin' good Marmalade.
>>5388222
He had his teeth, didn't look too bad. Just wasted and only talked about blowing me or nonsense. Drunk friend babysitting kinda shit. But thanks for sharing that. I don't become bitter and disgusted with my own degenerate ppl... This early.

>>5388222
>meth teeth
crap that would just make me sad and depressed :(

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>>5388236

holdin hands is so gud

>>5388213
this sounds hot
did you fuck

>>5388227
how dare you

>>5388250
>tfw i tease my bara panda bf by squeezing his nips and swolesting his baratiddies

living the dream

>>5388248
yeah it was not cute i couldn't stop like
noticing them

>tfw never had a gay date
>tfw the only people who message you online are gross, over 40, or gross people over 40

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>>5388262

Mad jelly desu

>>5388281
are you gross &/or look like you're over forty?

>>5388237
Heron can I add you on Skype? Seeing as we think alike but I'm probably too nervous to say anything to you // ask you questions pertaining to your day..

>>5388291
I have never had a had a gay "date" and i don't think im gross

>>5388291
I don't think so. I get a lot of compliments when I post on gg

>>5388236
>Dem romance feels
Yes. That's gay, but exactly correct.


>>5388251
>this sounds hot
>did you fuck
I was not aroused. Like I said I wasn't 100% into the fem-ish Thor thing he had rocking. I'd prefer manlet, but it was just so not cool. We talked specifically about not liking the hookup culture. And that I wanted to take him on a regular date. I was too angry to face fuck him. Odd as that sounds.

>no herondaddy bf

>>5388302

Heron's gonna be a daddy's boy til he's dead desu

>>5388301
how horrible

>>5388297
I wasn't really talking about the "getting a date" part of his post; but anyway, you gotten plenty of responses from the apps you use, no?

>>5388300
ah, fair enough. Maybe state an age limit on profile then?

>>5388313
is that really possible?
>inb4 die young. really hope he doesn't go that route

>>5387575
I didn't know Tinder had a gay option until yesterday. Is it possible for people who aren't men searching for men to find my profile? I want to give it a try but I don't want my straight friends to find out.
Also, I've tried Grindr and people there are only interested in hookups, is it Tinder a little bit better to find people looking for a relationship?

>>5388320
Sassy. I didn't want to end up without a bf because of shortsighted decisions. Like most of the posters here. One more or less load dropped in a slut isn't that important.

>>5388326

Yeah I've seen a few old guy couples where there's one who's like ancient and the other's 50-60 and calls him daddy

>>5388338
That's cute. Gross, but cute.

>tfw over 120lbs
time to cut

>>5388348

Everyone laugh at this fat slob

>>5388336
:( thats so awful

>>5388338
weeeeeeird

>>5388376
You sound like a lesbian tbQh. How's your day?

>>5388383
i did nothing all day

>>5388338
I could never be with someone who wanted me to call them daddy. It's so weird to me. I just want a guy around my age who's cute like me

Sorry Senpai

so the owner of the gaygenrehab room is... germ

someone who goes by the username...germ

he looked autistic and underage when i saw him on cam...

>>5388397
oh god redsparks I can't stand him

he makes me afraid that one day I'll be some lonely old coot hanging out with kids on a tinychat

hopefully I off myself before then

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>>5388385
Good day for it.

>>5388390
That's the deciding reason to not get in there. I don't need underage drama in my life or police record.

>>5388407
that's horrifying

>>5388386

Please

don't give me none of that tsundere sass, boy

>>5388416
too creepy

soz

>>5387881
this is perfection

>>5388407
that makes it so much worse

>>5388408
not rly
i listened to the new willow smith album on repeat after i finally got out of bed
its rly decent which is nice bc a lot of new pop albums have been incredibly mediocre

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>>5388419

Hush

daddy's here now

>>5388434
I always muted him

sure are a lot of homos in here

>>5388436

And here comes the queen

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>>5388424

Your comedy is drier than a British desert.

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>>5388390

actually it's this guy

i forget his name....dutch/douche

Reminder to always lie about your age and retire your persona once they're over 20.

>>5388407

>only 45

He's lying to you. He looks 60s-70s

>tfw the only thing I've had to do these past days is play Witcher 3

Can't complain though, Witching is fun

>>5388451
what comedy

>>5388462
what is this tip for

>>5388440
...but is he the King of Queens?

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>>5388424
>willow smith
>its rly decent

success breeds jealousy

>>5388440
>queen
I'm more manly than you bb

>>5388458
does he live in a closet?

>>5388488
wait who are we breeding?

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are you gong to adopt? and would yo adopt a mentally challenged kid with autism?

>>5388488
breeder pls go

>>5388494
>asking gaygen
autists raising autists

>>5388494
they're definitely fucking that kid

>>5388494
Yes I'll adopt you anon.

>>5387668
>I can't wait until I'm 30 and get access to that dating pool. I just hope they're not all into young guys.
well think, they are all hitting on you know because you are younger, what does that tell you will happen when you get older?
RIGHT! they will be turning YOU down for some stupid reason like you are doing to them now.

>>5388509
lmao. That's horrible mang. you are a bad bad man.

>>5388494
i wanna get a surrogate and do it the kids are alright style, i brew one and husband does another
>>5388494
>would yo adopt a mentally challenged kid with autism?
certainly not

>>5388476
Your poignant punctuation parody.

>>5388494
Probably will adopt. And pretty sure I'd be amazing with aspie kids. But I hope to get in on the genius Asian baby give away.

>>5388482
yah, decent

>>5388494
i dislike kids a lot

>>5388515
i only said what you were thinking anon

>>5388494
I think I'd make a good father but I don't think one gender is enough to properly raise a child.
Plus, I wouldn't want to put anyone through a lifetime of "your parents are gay" jokes and harrassment.

>>5388493

I bet you moan like a bitch desu

>>5388494

Hell no

Lab babies for life

I'll only adopt the ones made with my husband's sperm

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>>5388543

>>5388516
>i wanna get a surrogate and do it the kids are alright style, i brew one and husband does another

>Not going family style and waiting to see who has stronger sperm
Degenerate.

>>5388548
Get you're partners sister to surrogate and she can act as a mother figure.
It's what I hope to do.

>>5388559

i think it's only fair to have two babies, one related to you, the other related to your hubbie

>>5388494
how much older is the bald guy than the other one? I'm uncomfortable

>>5388559
>notice how you didn't say you were more manly

also me moaning has nothing to do with that. The more I moan the harder they want to go AND I WANT TO BE PLOWED

>>5388565
this picture is stupid as fuck
those are some nasty looking dudes; the kind you see on felching websites

>>5388338
>guy couples where there's one who's like ancient and the other's 50-60 and calls him daddy
that's kinda sweet actually

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>>5388567

??

We both get two you dumb slut

>>5388580

Like this

>>5388587

Bottom = female tho

I'm str8masc because I top

Nothing str8er and manlier than wanting to eat a hairy muscular ass desu

>>5388586
25 yr age gap

>>5388592
>not being man enough to take a fat cock in the asshole

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>>5388606

Tru

You got me there

tfw sissy

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>>5388592

>>5388616
yup now bend over and let me make you a man.

>>5388617
loll this right here

>>5388617

Glad my wisdom is being passed on

>>5388622

help

rape

>>5388630
I actually cringed when I posted this tbph.

>>5388630
>help
>rape
<pic related>: your body when saying this

>>5388634
dammit wrong pic

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>>5388634
Somebody post that webm of the guy being suspended by his just his balls.

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>>5388634
was supposed to be this pic

>>5388642

Too late
you knew how inaccurate your post would be so you subconsciously chose the correct one the first time

>>5388630
its not rape, its surprise sex

>>5388642
nasty twink gross

https://i.4cdn.org/soc/1450065031956.jpg
Just found buff feelgood.

>>5388685
>buff

>>5388642
I'm ok with this. Could use more marmalade.

>>5388685
>doesn't have feelgood's puffy nips
discarded

>>5388685

cute :3

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>>5388685
literally looks nothing alike desu

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f9137d142786c4cf8f2914d642b5ba6b/tumblr_nyy5uqM9UO1rbrdo4o1_1280.jpg

>no qt bf to put in chastity all week

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>>5388494

I want to adopt, but I don't see the point in raising something that cant contribute to society. Not even human in my eyes.

>>5388548
how is getting shit for having fag parents any worse than being an orphan?

>>5388685
that guy isn't even buff

>>5388724
I thought this was more of a trans thing? If anybody tried to lockdown my dick we'd both end up on the news.

>>5388726
>not raising your autistic child to be a blackjack hustler.

>>5388494
>and would yo adopt a mentally challenged kid with autism?

Christ, no. The mentally disabled are a tragedy but not my cross to bear.

>>5388754
>trans thing
no that's having it cut off
chastity is tried and true d/s kink

>>5388762
Yeah, but come on man. It's for transbian agp'ers and str8 married sissy guys being dominated by a mistress for $400 an hour. It seems a waste to do that in a god fearing apple pie gay ship.

>>5388780
i think sissies are the biggest
but chastity is actually really big w/ pups
like find me a pup that isnt into chastity trick question you can't

>>5388780

Um no

Chastity is very popular among pups which is the most popular masc gay fetish

Don't make me school you hunty

>>5388781
There was a Domme/slave couple that would go to the dungeon I used to go to and the slave was always in nothing but chains and chastity. He really got off on being in chastity and his device always would fog over like a car windshield on a cold winter morning.

so about this chastity thing...do some guys lock their cocks up for a week or longer or is that unhealthy if they can't even wash their dick clean

>be Scandinavian with blue eyes and everything
>slim
>jus like play game and make musec
>never been hit on except by girls
why
where is my nerd bf
is all i want

>>5388798

post face...maybe you're too straight looking or make the gay guys nervous?

>>5388798
>>5388804
>post face
anon you spelled boipussy wrong

>>5388797
>unhealthy
from what I understand the most unhealthy thing is trying to leave it on while sleeping because of maintenance boners your body will automatically do while sleeping.

>>5388797
some guys lock for way way longer than that and there's ways to clean with it on
you have to sit when you pee tho from what i understand

>>5388795
that's funny

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>>5388798
How tall?
Scandinavian men are my favorites, way better than filthy Spaniards, Frenchmen and Italians.

>>5388804
>>5388819
I have longish, thick hair and wear a beanie
Personally the type of attractive I try to go for is cute
I'm not very muscular but I'm like 6"2
I have a great ass from working out my legs a lot but I like to wear hoodies and shit so it's always covered up
i don't like posting face but I don't look as masculine as that guy, my face is more young 17 looking which I'm starting to get tired of

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>>5388781
>>5388784
It could be fun to tease a guy with that for a while, but not a week. And I'll pass on the pup thing. To Eye Wide Shut. I'll just dress up a femboy as Robin and spank him with Batarangs -- like a normal person.

>>5388824
>>5388819
I was gonna post face then you posted that guy and all my confidence vanished
Also no spoiler image option

>>5388839
honestly anything less than a week is ineffectual
1-2 weeks is sweet spot

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>>5388824
>my face is more young 17 looking
Mmmm. Not into it, but if you have dat qt Scandi chin/jawline it doesn't matter.
Unless you look like Swede or something.
There's no advice I can give that hasn't been heard before.

>>5388839
>Eye Wide Shut
I've had that movie on my computer for years and never watched it.

>>5388877
it's a fun movie, you should watch it
then again it might offend your more delicate sensibilities

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>am biscum
>recently came out to my family because
I am head over heels in love with the most wonderful person I've ever met
>I am drawing again, playing music, gym is fun again
>life is so good, my future looks pretty damn bright
>grandmother and father are asses about the whole thing
>don't need them for anything other than being my family, have my own money and career
>feels good/shitty man. I dunno


Going to spend my holidays with my boyfriend's family this year. Mine can suck a big fat wet whatever

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>>5388877
tfw no masculine jawline
>inb4 you look like a lesbian

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>>5388849
I'll wait until the relationship is getting a little sexually stale. And after we've already tried remote controlled prostate electrocution, neko trapped in a cage, and bratty elf raep with dragon dildo.

>>5388877
Plotwise there isn't much there. Conspiracy nuts want to make it a big whoop. Seems like Stan just making an opulent film telling rich vapid people to fuck themselves, but not in a cathartic way for the viewer. Not that much subtext. Really slow. Sex isn't that hot.

>>5388897

>biscum

ree

>>5388904
>tfw biscum with low sexual impulses/attraction so I don't crush on random people or want hookups
>more attracted to guys than girls (female culture where i live is mostly shit and ugly clothes)
>gays won't date me because they think I'm a slut
>don't want to lie to people
ugh

>>5388897
>biscum
>>>/out/

>>5388916

>biscum propaganda

reee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwJA0f0UTg

where my diaper bois at?

>>5388921
I'm not even going to start that video

but


...here...

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Is there any way I can watch anime with someone over the internet?
I need to start watching more anime to study Japanese with but I really hate watching television and I think it would be cute to watch anime with an anime boy at night to study and just have an online relationship.

>>5388918
>>5388919
>hated by gays and straights and everything in between
>very little bi people in my area
>remain lonely
;-;

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>>5388898
You look like JGL. And I've wanted to force that masthc bass out his voice and hear him whimper like a bitch for a long time. (You're cute, bud.)

>>5388928
there's Skype
and iirc there is a software that lets you group watch videos, I forgot what it was called though

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>>5388890
>delicate sensibilities
How dare you.

>>5388898
You look fine. That hairstyle was not meant for a hairline like yours though.
Also, I found your instagram. Please repent for your sins and lose weight.

>>5388903
Nicole Kidman my gurl though.
I guess I'll try to watch it when I'm not so tired.

Senpai have you found your puppy bf yet?

>>5388931
I have a very deep voice also, but apparently I've unconsciously risen my voice a bit because I didn't like it, a friend pointed out that sometimes when j slip my voice is real deep
but thanks, made my day a lot better, bud.
I shoulda chosen to try to look masc instead of cute, but there's no going back now. Personal preference either way, I guess

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>>5388897
Lovely story, pal. It'll be a great Xmas.

>>5388946
only had my hair like that for like a week or two
>post face
>Instagram gets stalked down straight away
I'm 6"2 and 150 lbs right now(and on a diet) so I'm not chubby or anything, but I've considered working out more to make my face less soft and chubby
keeping my Sarah Paulson look though, even if my friend hates it

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>>5388947
Maybe........

>>5388970
> 6'2 150 and still dieting

>>5388947

idk

Maybe this guy will turn out to be a puppy

if only

>>5388977

>red-chan will never force you to bulk

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>>5388970
And your Facebook :^]
>I'm 6"2 and 150 lbs
...Right.
I'm 150 lbs 5'11 and am noticeably thinner than you. I'm starting to think my bones are either made of lead, my scales are broken, or people really like to lie about their weight online.
You look fine, I just think you'd look better with short hair that covered your hairline a bit. Your face should thin our naturally over time.

>>5388984
>this guy
what guy? who'd you meet

>>5388977
Diet as in keeping a healthy diet so I don't get fat, not to lose weight
Also because my face is chubby but I don't want to become a skeleton
fuck genetics

>>5388953
my voice is rly deep when im drunk

>>5388986
I may be shorter, I'm European so I don't convert to muricascale so well
I'm 185cm and 70kg
I just got fucked in the face genetic department
I think my hairline is fine, it just looks very defined in that picture
stop stalking me tho

>>5388987

Cute cub who may be 18 and fresh out the closet

>>5389000
>may be 18

ABORT

ABORT

>>5389004

I didn't mean that I wasn't sure he was 18 I was just being coy lol

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>>5389000
>may be 18
hoe don't do it

>>5388990
but you're 6'2, you need to weigh at least 180 to not look sickly.

>>5389000
Ask for his ID?

>fresh out of the closet

i hope you have patience lol

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>>5388999
180cm, 70kg.
;^]
I'm looking at your FB posts from 2011, they're pretty cute.

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>>5389016
>>5388999
>>5388986
>>5388946
stop reverse image searching people it's unbecoming

>>5389016
>he looks at all my below 18y pictures
Now you got me all worried that I'm doomed to look like I'm chubby even though I weighed in at 71kg before going to bed yesterday.
I don't value your input that much because you keep posting that super skinny guy I don't find attractive, but.

>>5389009

Too late

>>5389013

He did buttsex and played with his butt enough before

When you gonna post them baratiddies babe

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>>5389029
I'm sorry for your unfortunate condition, I will pray for you.
>you keep posting that super skinny guy I don't find attractive
More for me.

>>5389039
>my condition
Are you saying you think I'm lying/delusional or just my chubby face?
It's not even that chubby, it's on the lighter end, but it would be great to have a face that fit the rest of my frame.
either way now I know you both post skeletons and reverse image stalk everything in gaygen, so take care I guess, I'm fine with how I look although I plan to get more fit instead of just skinny

>>5389031
oh in that case bash his gash for me too

its funny that whenever you ask for tits is the day i train chest

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>>5389049

It's my pumped tiddy sense, I know when they're around. I'm like a dog with meat

>>5389057
that pic is hawt

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>>5389047
The condition of making posts such as
>Dubstep <3
>Halo Reach ftw :)

Just jerkin your chain, kiddo. Take care.

>>5389063
I'm 18, of course I'm a cringy 13 year old if your pedo ass literally stalks down posts from 5 years ago when I was 13. Enjoy being weirdly obsessed with the Same skeleton you've been posting for months though. And enjoy looking your weight and shit, I guess.

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Have any of you guys seen Dance Gavin Dance live? They're playing nearby this coming weekend, but I haven't decided if I'm going or not.

>>5389089
wtf is a dance gavin dance

>>5389095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnOqg5WzQKo

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>>5389076
Chill, my Nordic friend.
You will find happiness one day.

>>5389105
If people can like that disgusting skellie, then I'm sure I will. Too bad I live in batshit nowhere with like, two gays within 50 miles, but at least I'm going to Australia.
Can't blame me for not chilling when someone is digging through my shit, but is fine, I'm bout to get out of bed and play some video games either way.
Have a good day /gaygen/

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>>5389112
>but at least I'm going to Australia
Are you sure you want to do that?
Let me know if you need a tour guide, mate ;]

>>5389101
no, absolutely not

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>>5389095
Girl....

>>5389119
Why? I like this band

>>5389123
not everyone likes the same things you do.

more specifically, most people over the age of 21 do not like the same things you do

>>5389118
I been going there for a few years in a row man, is my favorite place on earth, my cousin is ma tour guide ; ]

New bread
>>5389134
>>5389134
>>5389134

>>5389120
don't girl me, ill slap your mouth

>>5389123
its gay

>>5387575
could be better, feeling hopeless.

but i get ranked soon in csgo so thats good

Bump ;)

>19yo virgin
>only know 4 gay guys IRL
>they're all either flaming faggots or flat out whores
>live too far from my college to make anything worthwhile happen there and know no one outside my course
>too shy to use dating apps

Probably gonna an hero in February if nothing worthwhile comes along.