Gay General - Christmas Couples Edition

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>>5381871
>with your bf!

I want the one one the right pls ;_;

>tfw gf

>Christmas Couples
>no Kwanzaa Couples Edition
racis

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>>5381871

>>5381920
>>5381920
>>5381920

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>>5381871

BABY
TAKE ME
TO THE
FEELIN

>>5381908
>No Hanukkah zombie edition
Anti-Semitic if you ask me.

>>5381922
Not the only /cuteboy/ but def the cutiest. lol

-----------<Fat-free zone starts here>-----------

>>5381922
Even if it wasn't you you should still kill yourself.

I <3 this.
Christmas is DA BEST lol.

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>still no bf

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oh no

>>5381944
I'll be your boyfriend.

>>5381933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9sNmujCPk

>>5381922
The sentiment of my post still stands, disregard all bullies

ilu boog

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>>5381946
you're probably too far away
[spoiler]and i'm crushing really hard on some other guy[/spoiler]

>>5381945

2 minutes later:

39 miles away.

>>5381939
>tfw no zombie jew bf who would lit my candles

>>5381953
pls no

>>5381955

>36 miles away

>>5381943
Holidays* is da best

"Christmas" (triggered) is a very problematic word, mister

>>5381950

Yass queen

>>5381959
im scard

pls send help

>>5381922
everything isn't all about you. killyourself faggot

>>5381961
Fuck off, terrorist.

>quitting my job and going to be a neet again

>>5381966
p r o b l e m a t i c

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>>5381964
summon gondolas to protect yuo

>>5381922
I love how you think that you're a guy even though you're literally doing the same shit as when you were tranny. You're like circe where you just change randomly like lelelel.
You're still a tranny.

>>5381964
>10 miles away

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>you will never be the teddy bear
why even live?

anyone else hate how they look in photos?

>>5381985
that's no santa, that's a girl, friend

>>5381981
i crushed on him p hard in the gay bit in cloud outlas

>>5381983
yessir

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>>5381954
I'll be your zombf anon.

>>5381983
according to gaygen I look like an inbred potato fucker, even though I like how I look in a mirror :')

>>5381983
Every
Time
Fammy

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>>5381983
me senpai
even looking in the mirror is a struggle

>>5381983
People here have flat out told me I'm just unphotogenic

So yeah

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would you, /gg/?

>>5381991
FUCK OFF IRISHNIGGER

>>5381983

i used to, but through practice i think i can take a pretty killer selfie if i say so myself

I've been increasingly curious about vaginas lately
they're literally made for sex, they must feel amazing
where do i get a trans bf who's down for PIV

>>5382003
rude

>>5382010
You're a piece of shit anyway so you deserve it

>>5382010
NO DOGS NO BLACKS NO IRISH

>>5382002
Get a real haircut and do a less retarded pose.
Also, weak chin/10.
(would)

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~~ But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby
When I close my eyes
You come and you take me
It's so deep in my daydreams
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy baby ~~

>>5382002

He's like 15 so no

>>5382016
i'm 18

>>5382011
you don't know me
>>5382013
I'm not irish, it's just that I was born this way

>>5382002
remove kitkat

>>5382008
>wanting a vagina
traitor

>>5382002
yes

>>5381922
you are a very nice person and i wish you the best! keep it up!

>>5382020
I know that you're a piece of shit that needs to get hit by a truck.

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would you, /gg/?

>>5382029
Who do think I am?

>>5382019

You're 12

>>5382025

Literally no idea what you're talking about

>>5382022
I'm usually totally gay but sometimes when i get super high i have to jerk off to straight stuff

cant figure out whether im attracted to the idea of fucking a woman or i just like watching men wrecking pussy

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my skin has this kind of pinkish mottled discolouration.

how to fix?

>>5382034
I don't give a shit who you are. Just know that I hate your fucking guts and if I ever had a chance to kill you I would

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>>5382033
Is CIA gay?

>>5382038
amputate

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>>5382033
of corsh

>>5382033

he looks kinda like the plane guy

Stupid question

I've never kissed anyone and I need to know how to kiss. So how do I kiss?
Pressing your lips on your skin doesn't make that sound kissing makes, but sucking in air when you do it does but it feels weird. I don't know what I'm doing please help.

>>5382040
slay my bussy with your dick ;;;;)

>>5382036
get a slutty bi bf and have an MMF threeway

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>>5382049
Don't worry about it, it just kind of works when you try it.
Practice on your dad.

>>5382054

no cyberbullying, or ill post that one time you tried to get me to suck your dick

>>5382049

Just follow his lead desu

Use more lips than tongue but like if he goes for tongue and you like it go with it bc sloppy makeouts are noice

Don't worry about making the right noises lmao


>>5382054

idk I've never had any of your pics on this computer :3c

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>>5381990
but are ya a jewish zombie? some of your meat be better fallen off bubbelah

>>5382050
Im sorry I just have nobody to abuse anymore ._.
Can I fuck you princess?

>>5382049
honest i feel like it really comes naturally
you won't be perfect and you'll clack teeth prob but like
you'll get the hang of it

>>5382075

>tfw nobody to experiment with in a stressfree environment

im just so fucking lonely its unbelievable, but things like this make me not want to hookup for fear of my inexperience making things awkward

>>5382057
>>5382062
>>5382075
Thank you, I just feel stupid for being 18 and never having kissed anyone.

>>5382078

If it's any comfort most hookups won't want to kiss lmao they'll just want to get don't to suckin your dick

>>5382082
>18
holy shit kid don't worry about it lol

>>5382052
Do it.

>>5382063
If I was any more jewish, my dick would be kosher.

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I still can't get over my ex. He was so attractive and handsome...

11 months, now.

>>5382084
>tfw you wanna make out and he says he's down but stops after a few seconds and says your tongue is cold and he doesn't want to anymore
i haven't kissed anyone since and i am dead inside
>>5382082
i didn't have my first kiss until i was 17, and it was a girl, and we were drunk and we jumped straight to making out hardcore and she cut my lip with her teeth and it swelled up

>>5382093

I mean you're cut so it basically is kosher

>>5382101

when you were a teenager did you go to parties and shit?

>>5382093

what does yo face look like like?

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>>5382097
why did you break up?

>>5382106
yeah a bit
it's not really all it's cracked up to be

>>5381983

if i had a full head of hair I would be a 8/10 easily..

but I'm a 3/10 due to the thinning hair issue

>>5382097
Are you the guy that posts the other black and white picture of a guy smoking all the time?

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>>5382075
>you'll clack teeth prob
That gives me memories of being 17 and making out with my best friend while he was super drunk.
Kissless virgin came charging in and almost knocked my teeth out. Unfortunately, I'm too nice to remind him of it.

>>5382082
Don't rush it, causes too many problems.
But if you hit 25 and completely lack experience, you might as well pick up some leather daddy and get pozzed.

>>5382112

when did you start going to them and how?

I was invited to a party at the beginning of the year but i was too nervous and declined. now i guess im not on the "mailing list" for party invites because i havent gotten any more since.

i feel bad about being a party-virgin to be frank

What is your favorite quote that gets you through the day?

>>5382123
"My greatest dream is a world without Jews" - Papa John

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>>5382117

>>5382123

>"In bourgeois society capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is dependent and has no individuality."

always cheers me up when im down

>>5382120
the first like scandalous big kid drinking party i went to was when i was 15

>>5382118
ah to be young and mauling each other's faces :')

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>>5382123

>>5382131

damn damn damn

i fucked up

>>5382123

Dont worry, soon you will finally break down completely and your chance to kill yourself will be at hand.

I remember the first time I got head.

I was16 she was 21 on her 21st birthday. She blew me in the bathroom for six hours. I told her I was a virgin and sixteen she ran out of the bathroom and kissed another random dude.

>>5382136
you really didn't
there's just not much else for teenagers to do in ghost towns in the midwest
i was a late bloomer as far as drinking compared to everyone else i knew

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>>5382111
I didn't break up with him - it was him who broke up with me. I don't really know why: there were a couple of things he said. Something about "differences in upbringing" and something about how "he'd hold me back" (despite my being a NEET back then, and being nothing but a menial low-end clerk now, so I don't know what he even meant by that).

There was something about how a comment I'd made about a certain group of people of lower socio-economic level had insulted him.

But in the end, I don't know - I think those were just excused he made. But then again, maybe I'm wrong, and he really did break up with me because of that. Regardless, I never wanted to break up with him... and I still love him, though he's made it clear everything that we had between us is over.

I'm stupid, because I know it's over, but I still wish he would come back.

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>>5382110

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>>5382117
Yes, Does it bother you? I simply find it a better alternative than posting the cancerous Tumblr frog meme

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>>5382131
>ah to be young and mauling each other's faces
I read that as faeces, and didn't even bat an eye because you posted it :^]

It actually really hurt though.

>>5382149
sxc
hit me up on msn
fuzzy_cockprincess_2kai8@hotmail

>>5382143
>differences in upbringing
>he'd hold me back
well it seems like he just lost interest in you, and wanted to get some kind of excuse to end your relationship and not hurt you too much
do you keep any contact? or just stopped talking

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DOODOO DOODOODOODOO DOOOO DOOTDOOT DOODLEDOO

>>5382160
i feel you, having my lip split by a scene queen's razorteeth was not fun

>>5382163

After his stroke it's probs more like dffddrdfdldrr

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>>5382168

hes outta hospital already actually

Fuck this shit im going trans.

>>5382165
> Not liking enthusiasm and a bit of blood
Fag

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>>5382163
guys look!
it's DEVOOO!

>>5382177
Post pre-op bussy.

>>5382177
Don't give up.

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>>5382178

>>5382184
Naw I've wanted to be trans my entire life. I think im finally going to do it.

>>5382183
Im good.

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>a twink gang blocks your path
What do you do?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

me_irl

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>>5382162
When he broke up with me, he said we could continue being friends. We continued to talk every so often, but there were two things: he would often get mad (enraged, actually) at me for saying things such as "well, maybe we can get back together, someday", and also, I felt incredibly depressed whenever I finished talking to him.

One day, I just told him I couldn't do it anymore, and I said that I would like to stop talking to him. He merely replied with "Ok. Good luck, kiddo." The ensuing weeks, I tried to contact him, because I wanted to talk to him: but, he'd blocked me on eveything.

Eventually, he answered an email message. He told me that we would never get back together; he told me he'd file a restraining order if I kept trying to contact him; and lastly, he mocked me. After that, I didn't have any contact with him.

In early Nov., I made a new email account, and sent him a message. Asked him if he'd like to talk, since we were very good friends. He hasn't replied: probably deleted it upon seeing it was from me.

I still really miss him, and whenever I'm sad, I want to talk to him, but then remember it won't happen. Life is suffering. I really loved him.

>>5382205

>that one guy without abs who turns aroudn to hide it

brother doesnt even have any lats or traps, what a fucking loser

>>5382205

Start feeding them fatty foods and testosterone and making them work out til they turn into a gang of musclebears and then bang them all

>>5382180

Oh God.

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>post-drinking guilt

>>5382215

>doing something makes me feel bad
>i dont want to feel bad

if only there was some solution...

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>>5382215
>Guilt
About what exactly?
I just feel dehydrated and confused.

>>5382235
>About what exactly?
literally everything, being alive. I can't explain it and I hate it

>>5382205

look down at my feet and walk past them than start crying at how I'll never look half as good

>>5382248

why not? you physically crippled?

just hit the gym breh, you can easily look like they do - they are barely out of DYELmode.

>>5382207
>I really loved him.
You've said it yourself. You loved him, stopped loving him.
Now you have to feel it, not just keep saying that to yourself and feel something completely different.
Well, that takes time and blah blah blah other clichés n stuff
But a restraining order threat? Too much. He obviously had some deeper motives to break up with you. Not necessarily coming from you.

>>5381926
You're couple for reals? Huge age difference but you look really cute together <3

>>5382255
>barely out of DYELmode.
I don't even know if I would go that far. Diet plus sittups would probably get you there.

>>5382296

Eh, 2nd from the left has an alright chest considering his arms are raised. But the rest are pretty laughable, yeah.

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>>5382256
It really bothers me, that I can't discern his reason. What was it? God-damn, what did I do? Sure, we had fights, sometimes, but I never wanted to end it with him. I just want to know what I did wrong...

I don't particularly feel like entering a relationship. In the eleven months since he left, I haven't particularly felt any attraction for anyone; nobody really seems attractive to me, anymore. At times, I masturbate thinking or fantasizing about him.

But truth be told, I prefer to imagine myself being alone : the thought of being with anyone else seems somewhat unsettling and even disgusting,

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>>5382097
>>5382143
>>5382207
>>5382311
>waAAHHAHH I HAD A RELATIONSHIP :((((
Fuck off you dumb babby. big dumb idiot babby.

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is this a good custom tie design?

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>>5382316
>WAAAAAAAAH HE'S HAD A RELATIONSHIP AND I DID NOT ;(((
literally why even post this

>>5382331
Don't you ever reply to me again.

>>5382205

I pull out my duel disk and lay down mystic elf in defense mode, as well 1 face down card and end my turn.

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>>5382339

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>>5382331

this tbqh family member

>>5382345

>tfw wear grey sweats

is that... bad?

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>>5382311
>I just want to know what I did wrong...

Ugh. That was me after I broke up with my ex. We were doing great, and then suddenly we weren't anymore. And I never understood why. I can accept that he might have simply lost interest, but I'd like to know the reason why he lost it.

Anyways, it took me almost a year to get over it. In that time the idea of being with someone was also unsettling for me. However, I've been able to imagine myself in a relationship again, and I've started slowly looking for one again -with limited success, but that's another story.

What I want to say is that, I know how you feel. It's shitty. But apparently it's true that time heals everything... you just gotta give it, and yourself, time.

>>5382365
>Ugh.
>>>/lgbt/

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>>5382341
>1 face down card and end my turn.

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>>5382366
niceme.me

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>>5382358

Only if you don't want guys staring at your obvious dickprint

>>5382311
>I don't particularly feel like entering a relationship
Don't force it, anon. Take some time and (maybe) it will help you.

>>5382387
>freeballin in sweats
that slut knew exactly what he was doing

>>5382387
I think that happens with any sweat pants. Or bb shorts.

>>5382387

Sweatpants bulge, my 5th favorite type of bulge

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WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR LYFE

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>>5382394

Duh he's obvs a slut

>>5382398

Grey ones show like full dick outline though

Black ones just show bulge

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>>5382405

They're my #1 bc they're like lewd but also teasing

>>5382387

i wear compression shorts also though so no dickbulge for me

>and also only averagesized dick

>>5382405
what's the rest of the list?

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>>5382417

Bulge is slacks in best bulge. It shows status and power.

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>>5382408

>>5382331
I don't even come to this board and I've seen this guys story posted twice already.

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>>5382365
For me, it wasn't even gradual. Up until the day he broke up with me, up until just a few minutes until I got the phone-call for him, I thought we were doing perfect. A few minutes before the phone rang, I had been giddy because I was trying to think of buying him something nice for Valentine's Day.

>I've started slowly looking for one again

See, for me, I didn't even meet him with the goal of finding a relationship. I met him after I made a thread on /r9k/... He posted, and said that if I needed someone to talk with, he could give me his contact info. At first, I didn't even know he was gay, too, or even how he looked like. But we got along so well that it eventually turned into a relationship, once I found out he was also a homosexual, and that the both of us - aside from finding each other interesting to converse with - found the other to be physically attractive.

>time

Honestly, I feel like I get worse the more time passes. When it first occurred, I was in this daze where nothing felt real: but as months pass, it's as if the fact that I am alone and without his company becomes more grounded and real, in a sense.

Well, nothing matters, either way. I just wish it could have worked out like we'd planned, and that we could have gotten married. I'm resigned to being miserable, but I suppose I'll always feel regret at that unspecified something that led to it ending.

>>5382408
I WANT A COCK!

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>>5382421

Lame

>>5382426

I guess I associate that with creepy old dudes too much

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Post inspirations

>>5382426
>status and power
>with that tiny bulge
lol

>>5382440

>tfw no bulge because am only 5.6 inches

execute me pls senpai

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>>5382444

Jon Hamm's bulge is famous tho

how do i get a bulge?

do i have to be cut + a shower?

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>>5382450

You don't need a big dick to have a bulge tho

>>5382311
>>5382435

Sounds like he never loved you but you loved him type thing. He was looking for some out the whole time/ for a very long time. Every time you try to make contact with him you give him an ego boost but you having feelings for him is just an annoyance for him. He may have even secretly hated you because you came from a better family, had more money, whatever. You were basically duped and he is not the person that you thought/think he is. You'd be better off trying to not talk to him ever again imo. The quicker you get out and start doing stuff with other ppl (dating/hooking up/ what ever you want to do) the quicker you will think less about him.

>>5382444
You don't need a big dick to have status and power.

>>5382466

Then how do i get one? Because i dont think i have one atm.

>>5382437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VM1ir7sfqA

>>5382450
you can bulge
my dick is the same size and my bulge is downright ridiculous sometimes

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>>5382442

>tfw turning 24 on the 15th
>I will never be Kotoko Utsugi

>>5382483
Trip on maki

>>5382408
OH DADDY DEAR YOU KNOW YOU STILL #1

>>5382459
that looks fake as hell

>>5382464
idk mang. I'm a grower not a shower and I think I'm always showin' buldge even in blue jeans. I even seem to always end up with holes in my jeans right in the crotch area. I just think it's genetics and I've got a bit of a "pokey dick"

>cut
I am cut tho
and if wearing boxers, you can always see that ridge it seems (if you are looking for it).

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>>5382408
I'm gonna get what I want.

>>5382459
I didn't know that. I didn't even know the guy's name. I'm not really up on the famous bulge scene. lol

>>5382464
>>5382475
Wear pants that show off your dick. Usually really loose pants or tight pants.

>>5382471
Slacks never really gave me the impression of status or power. There are tons of pencil necked paper pushers who wear slacks.

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>>5382468
I actually do believe he did love me. I don't think I was his 'ego-boost'. I can remember times when he called me crying because something had gone badly, or he'd had an anxiety attack, and he's just ask me to stay on the phone to comfort him. The guy skipped work to meet me (which failed, in the end, thanks to my parents and my weakness in being unable to stand up to them), and in the end, he lost his job because of me.

I remain convinced he did love me, but that something occurred that changed that. I have no clue as to the nature of this 'something', and while there are some incidents and little comments here and there that I can recall, nothing seems to me like a particularly big reason.

>>5382475
if you really want one, they make undies that kinda pushes things out front... like a wonder bra for your dick.

>>5382475

Wear undies that cup your dick and balls rather than smooshing them and pants that fit well

>>5382512

Bears.
Bears.
Bears.
Oh my god.
Bears.

This bear is 300 pounds.
This bear is 300 pounds.
This bear is 300 fucking pounds.

>>5382515

>he didn't watch mad men

ultimate pleb

>>5382512
...and that would be patchy, itchy disgusting back hair?

>>5382531

what about no undies? does that work?

>>5382531
I did. But I still don't know him as anything other then "that guy from mad men".

The costumes and set were amazing. But I never made it past the first season, because there literally isn't anything to the show other then set dressing.

>>5382531
>This bear is 300 fucking pounds.
let's get him

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When I go tk different countries and fuck different people from languages I dont understand im going to cum on their faces and post them here.

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>>5382512
This is possibly the most legit disgusting thing you've ever fatposted, gurl.

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One of these Senpai. Guess which one.

>>5382531
>>he didn't watch mad men
>ultimate pleb
I tired watching that show but just couldn't get into it, seemed too soap oera-ish.

>>5382539

Yeah freeballing works but it usually makes like an oblong bulge with obvious dicklines rather than a presentable bulge

>>5382540

You are literally human garbage desu

>>5382542

kek

>>5382553

The one on the very right <3

>>5382553
2nd.
Who's the qt on the left?

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IT JUST KEEPS GETTING LEWDER AND LEWDER

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>>5382562

*ding ding ding*

>>5382548
>bears
>disgusting
I bet you like girls too, you faglord.

>>5382567
>that bend
christ i'm jealous

>>5382567
holy shit i want him to make me unable to wear white pants ever again

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>>5382542
>>5382531
Good stuff.
>>5382553
Far left is noice.

>>5382531
When did bear come to meet fatass? Honest question. Language changes but the term has almost lost useful meaning. Also now chub doesn't mean you're chubby it means morbid obesity.

>>5382561
>You are literally human garbage desu
Fight me.

>>5382590
when bears got americanized

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>>5382568
umm... wuuuuut?

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>>5382564
>>5382588

still cute?

>>5382613

He looks like a good big spoon, would cuddle with for one night/10

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>>5382574
How dare you.

>>5382613
Kinda.
Those teeth look a little jank, but I don't mind.
Looks like he'd be fun to slap and pinch.

Why is liking trans girls straight?

>>5382641

>tfw no qt twink bf with no teeth so his mouth can gape on my dick like that

>>5382567
WEW LAD

>>5382641

post his photo..you're like the only one here who knows what he looks like

>>5382567

WEW it's like he's practicing for the bottomlympics

>>5382590

It literally always meant that

>>5382602

Bring it bitch

>>5382654
Because typically gay men have no interest in Trans girls. It's mainly straight dudes who have habitually watched too much porn.

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>>5382682

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>>5382590
gay bears have always meant hairy fatass ... at least if you are comparing them to twinks. Basically heavier set dad bods, sometimes with muscle

>>5382604
...and the first gay bears came out of the early 80s San Fransisco gay scene, so it's always been Americanized

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>>5382670
>It literally always meant that
Simply not true family friend

>>5382689
>the one on the far right
hhhnnnnnngggggg

>>5382686

what a qtbulge :3

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>>5382690
>cherry picking an issue
plus think about the fact that these are models representing a community's ideals. IRL examples aren't going to be quite as good.

>>5382689
>tfw no native bearican bf
:(((

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>>5382682

is this him?

Can someone flick my below average cock smile in my eyes and say they love it while I turn red and feel insecure?

>>5382620

I'm better at cuddling than him you stupid bean.

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>>5382689
>gay bears have always meant hairy fatass
Also wrong. It always meant hirsute NOW it just means fatass.

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>>5382707
Sure, right before we put it back in it's cage.

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>>5382706
>>5382721


This is him. I'm 100% sure of it. ;^)

>>5382707

Are you cute tho

>>5382724

Now this looks like a twink that fetishizes bottom bears. LOL

>>5382704
Literally one I picked in five seconds after googling. The guy you posted doesn't look like a fatass to me. I understand they are ideal examples but the limp, obese bear we have toadyism a far cry.

>>5382724

Where did you get that picture

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>>5382707
>tfw no bf to call your dick cute while he fucks you with superior alpha male cock

>>5382722
Id be ok with that tbqh...I've accepted my small penis and realize I can do some pretty fun psychological stuff with it.

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>>5382727

I know right.

I ship mootXHiroyuki

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hnng

>>5382737
>psycological

Like what?

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>>5382733

the archive

>>5382747
4/10 but cute

>>5382736
>>5382737
Fuck you guys. I just finished fapping.

>>5382743
Honestly I enjoy psychological stuff and i guess im just more open to being humiliated instead of being humiliating only. Im more open to subby stuff when I used to not be. Being on the other end of being degraded willing to swallow my pride.

I would make a pretty good sub really.

>>5382747
Holy shit that looks exacty like someone i know

>>5382741
>that filename
it's really all just a fetish to you depraved homos, right?

>>5382739
wow this guy is qt

>>5382741
eeeeeeeeeeeeeek

this is a blue board

my virgin eyes are not ready for thisss >x<

>>5382757

thats the title of the source vid

>>5382749

>AS will never hold his big corkscrew cock up to your cute little 4 incher and ask you how it feels knowing you're going to be fucked by a cock twice your size

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I will bet money that none of you fucks can post an image cuter than this one

>>5382762
well, sweetie your eyes are virgin no more... now only your holes remain.

>>5382770
Fuck off maki

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>>5382772

pff

>>5382774
>implying maki could ever admit he's a bottom

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>>5382772

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>>5382772

wrong

>>5382781
dawwwwww

>>5382781
Winrar

>>5382781

>tfw not that puppy

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>>5382781
So cute~

>>5382785
ohh i remember now isn't he some like
queer women's studies major or something

>>5382770
Hnnnng

>>5382774
I'm a new fag.
Who is maki?

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>>5382776
furry porn. REPORT REPORT BAN BAN BAN

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>>5382796

yeah..

>his most recent pic

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>>5382772

Clumsy anime girls <3

>>5382796
>>5382804
>senpai turns out to be a woman studies major
now that would be grand.

>>5382796

so it's not senpai, what's senpai look like? edward snowden?

>>5382774

I'm not maki though

>>5382797

>tfw will never tease you about your corkscrew cock until you make me take my little one out and admit who's superior

>>5382804
bf material tbqh

>>5382814
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5382793
Small arms :(

>>5382797
A small penis manlet guy who wouldn't admit he was sub and snapped and got kicked out. Went by deity and posted red hair anime girls.

>tfw no decorative autumn squash dicked bf

http://36.media.tumblr.com/5aba9d2ef35d43ecc61ae4982dc9d7ad/tumblr_nxtku2BIa51ug9j3uo1_1280.jpg

>>5382819

you mean you slutted it up for him on skype and he never showed you his face? That's very...trashy.

>>5382820

powerlifters dont train arms

why would they?

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>>5382820
Not small at all.

>>5382827
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5382826
that made me sad

>>5382829

w h y i s n ' t m y f a c e i n t h o s e p i t s

>>5381871
>tfw the closest you have to a bf is "pagan" and doesnt celebrate xmas

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>>5382818
S-stop.

>>5382822
That sounds familiar. >>5382822

>>5382826
I suddenly feel better about corkscrew dick. lol

>>5382834
because he's breederscum

>>5382828
I want big arms wrapped around me. I cant have bigger arms.

>>5382829
Im being sarcastically critical.

>>5382834
Pits should be blurred out on tv

>>5382835
that kinda sucks tbH. He won't even celebrate the secular version of it?

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how to get this body?

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>>5382842
Ah
>>5382839
Lies all lies!

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>>5382835

That's ridiculous, Christmas is originally pagan. If anything he should be reclaiming it.

>>5382839

Bullshit

>>5382842

True desu

They're so lewd

>>5382845
I dont know hes kinda understandably bitter and depressed. Im in a situation i really shouldnt be in tbch

>>5382818
I never know how to descrivbe my dick. I hate being asked size and shit if its nice. Most guys imply im weirder for not measuring my dick but idrc especially since I prefer being a sub bottom. But i wish i had a bigger better dick

>>5382854
Idk maybe im wrong with pagan but he said he doesnt celebrate it. Idk

>>5382856
>Im in a situation i really shouldnt be in tbch
:/

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>>5382838
I told you not to steal my pictures, you fucking cunt.

>>5382853
Stop.

>>5382854
Vomiting rn.

>>5382838

:3c But it's fun

Don't you wanna show a little guy his place?

>>5382856

I don't care about dick size outside of my teasing fetish really

I think guys worry about it to much considering I've never had any problems

>>5382854
Fun fact I live in the same town as that guy. Apparently he's into 300lb+ guys and looks for them on grommr and bigger city.

>>5382856
>if its nice
That is a weird one. How should I know? I used to think mine was nice, before gaygen. lol

>i wish i had a bigger better dick
Why? If you're a bottom, isn't dick size sort of irrelevant?

>>5382838
>>5382831
the guy apparently really loves sprucing up his junk...

http://36.media.tumblr.com/9791b0058eb6e61ebed776d150054388/tumblr_ny8dac9EEi1ug9j3uo1_1280.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/0a88d0206997fb5c57aa1c381a6fd870/tumblr_nxco5jRkqx1ug9j3uo1_1280.jpg

>and taking horribly cropped selfies of it

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>>5382862

How boring. Christmas is so good

>>5382870

>Maki
is borderline sociopathic and bullying to people
sometimes stammers like an anime girl
repetitive, posts for several hours a day starting at around 2am GMT and stretching to 12
compulsively posts hundreds of pictures of the same character (maki)
always shitposts, never contributes

Compare to
>fatposter
is borderline sociopathic and bullying to people
sometimes stammers like an anime girl
repetitive, posted for several hours a day starting at around 2am GMT and stretching to 12
compulsively posts hundreds of pictures of the same character (that model guy)
always shitposts, never contributes

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>>5382870
>Stop
Drop

>>5382883
oh god i thought you were talking about the qt queer guy
i feel betrayed

>>5382852
Goddamn.

>>5382889
yknow i really thought i'd be on fire more often for how much they pushed stop, drop, and roll in elementary school

>>5382852
hit the gym

>>5382874
Same
I've never had any problems with my below average penis besides on the internet where people make fun of it constantly about it lol. And sometimes in real life by family but other than that its never stopped me from getting laid ever. They know because when I was 17 on xanax I told my brother and he makes fun of me all the time for it.

Its not so bad though just wish it was bigger. Subs get more fun anyway really.

>>5382885
>having swords on the wall

>>5382865
Another person to eventually join the texters who never get a response or explanation... Im a bad person.

>>5382874
Ya. Tbqh i cant stand sucking small dicks getting penetrated by one is in some ways better. Less initial pain, super easy to get in. But unfortunately i hate being able to get a whole cock all the into my mouth with room for more around the sides. Just a preference but i need to struggle to get it down lol

>>>/soc/22945816

Everyone on 4chan looks better than me. ;((((((

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>>5382870
>I told you not to steal my pictures, you fucking cunt.
They're my pictures now little girl.

>>5382874
>Don't you wanna show a little guy his place?
Yes. That's the problem f am. I don't have any little guys handy.

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>>5382900

>noticing that

>>5382889
>that chain
Lel

>>5382907

dont go on rate threads you retard, theyre a waste of your time

reminds me of that time somone posted the #1 most earning male model in the world and he got two 7s and a 4

all they will do is artificially trash your selfconfidence

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>>5382889
Lie there and wait for the flames to consume you. Not having any of your guff today, gurl.

>>5382888
>Never contributes
What do you even mean by this?

>>5382908
I'm going to beat you up one of these days. I'll get real thicksolidtight™ and fuck that pancake butt of yours right up.

>>5382899

> I told my brother and he makes fun of me all the time for it.

Kind of hot

>>5382903

There's like a sweet spot for me where my mouth is full but I can still move my tongue around so I can make him feel really good and I don't have to worry about my teeth as much

>>5382908

>tfw not at your hand so you can tease me about how you can cover my entire little guy up with your palm

>>5382910
>those swords
well, it does kinda scream single & hetero, doesn't it?

>>5382917
>all they will do is artificially trash your selfconfidence

Like gaygen does?

>>5382924
>the scythe from buffy the vampire slayer
nah he's gay as fuck

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>>5382924

Yeah but it's not like I'm gonna meet him ever so all I care about is his body

>>5382922

i mean that all you do is shitpost and never raise or even maintain the level of discourse

without fail, when you post it negatively impacts the thread. Every time.

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>>5382931

He isn't even that good looking brah.

>>5382929
ayyy fuck. didn't even see that.
also, worst weapon ever.

>>5382931
>maybe not het after all.

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>>5382938

Shush your mouthpussy wiz

>>5382923
M I D W E S T
I
D
W
E
S
T

>>5382924
That's what my mantle place is missing. A big ass sword.

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>>5382948