/mtfg/ - Transgirl General

tfw you will never murder shitposters like michelle or faye

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>>5371403
it's all just clever angle-ing brah
don't get your panties twisted

MISS COCK
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C
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hacker edition

>>5371438
The anger is off the charts, hon

>>5371443
Girlcock is best cock anon

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>>5371425
>technology edition
kewl
I'm going to install this when the new controller comes in the mail.

>>5371438
>tfw pre transition alpha me will never top me

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>tfw will never ever get to wear certain clothes

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>>5371438
>tfw no boy faye to ravage your bp for hours on end

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>>5371425
YAY GO YOU <: !

>>5371438
isnt this her before hrt

stop it

Someone add me on skype and talk to me about being boygirls that get called sir and baby all in a few minutes

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So what should I do now that I'm done with my degree?

>>5371460
move somewhere your life isn't constantly in danger from nature

>>5371460
Kill yourself

>>5371458
>anime

stop it faggot

>>5371460
get a job

>>5371460
You get another one because a basic degree is like a high school diploma these days

>>5371460

kill yourself so we don't have to put up with your continued shitposting

>>5371460
work for a startup
What's your degree in?

>>5371460
PhD

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>tfw you will never know if you have jormy's entire collection of confused anime girls

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>tfw you will always have lived your most important developmental years as a guy

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>>5371464

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Chasers, pick you're waifu.

lets make this the worst thread we ever had. get real depraved. see how far down we can go.

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Is winter the best time for transgirls?

>Big comfy sweaters to hide manliness
>Cutest clothes
>Cold enough for cuddles

Also I get the feeling I'm posting wrongly here.

>>5371473
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/tripcode/%21%21%2FJS9%2FxnU11R/filename/confused%20anime%20girl/filter/text/

>>5371460
throw it away
move in with me
get neetbux
never go outside
always cuddle
eternal love

>>5371473
typical autist

Your parents don't support you cuz they don't think you'll pass

>>5371480
Roll

>>5371480
hoping for amy
her social autism is endearing

>>5371486
deal bb

>>5371486

that's every thread tho

>>5371496

actually my parents support me in spite of the fact that i'll never pass and really should just die out on the streets

>>5371496
my parents don't support me because they think being trans isn't a medical condition and i should just take steroids

>>5371500
there is no-one for 00
i pick amy

>>5371496
Totally true. I mostly ignored them for a couple years until they came around.

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who /debian/ here?

>>5371507
00 should be Angie

>>5371496
But my parents do support me, does that mean I pass?

>>5371516
it's not my oversight that it isn't though

>>5371492
but what if she has some that she never posts

>miss cock

>>5371460
idk move??? get a job abroad?? date? go full time

also how did ur presentation go?? o.o;;

>>5371520
True, and I wouldn't wish Angie on anyone

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>>5371444
I tried that once too, worked fine on my legs but literally did nothing to my face. Even kept it on for twice the recommended time just in case

>>5371462
Life would be boring if I didn't have to worry about accidentally sitting on a redback every time I pee

>>5371463
>>5371469
Gotta get a name change first

>>5371465
Jobs are for normies. Need to get one before I can graduate tho ;~;

>>5371468
Maybe if you get an arts degree like 90% of amerifats

>>5371470
Software engineering. I was gonna post the full title but the first result from googling it is my uni... but yeh software engineering is close enough

>>5371471
Don't have the marks ;~;

>>5371493
Trip on Jed

>>5371496
>tfw get gendered female around my parents often enough
>tfw they still treat me like a boy

>>5371525
It went pretty well. Didn't win but my professor was happy at least.

>>5371521
well everybody keeps some rare confused anime girls in the vault. never know when the market will crash.

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>>5371480
replace my pic on that if you are going to keep posting it

all these jealous hons
dont listen to them faye.

>>5371533
ohh that's great!! ^^;;

I know what u should do! make a game for that competition this weekend!!

https://www.ainterolherbs.com
Opinions?

>>5371533
>jed
don't know a jed, but they've just been added to the 'list'

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>>5371473
How many do you have? I've got 85

>decide i dont ever want to come out, repress tranny feels again
>6-7 months later
>have times where i think about my future and get anxious. Calm down quickly
>tonight
>start thinking about my brow bone, hairline, nose, jaw, voice and body
>start feeling panick-y because i'll never afford to fix them
>not even intending to transition

Leave me alone trannyism i said i want out

>>5371480
>implying anyone in here is waifu material

>>5371554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTgwLKRPQF8

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>>5371554
>tfw this is me
hey me

>>5371555
pic related

>>5371554
lol, I tried to hide it, ask around, I was the most repressed person here

>>5371550
I'm too busy being a normie this weekend ;~;

>>5371552
Ok can you add this?
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5341096/#5341833

Daily reminder to never talk to neckbeards

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>>5371553
my confused anime girls folder is contaminated with regular thinking anime girls, i'll have to count it manually

>>5371555
>implying elanna is not waifu material

>>5371566
Im not just trying to hide it i want it gone, i dont want to transition, i dont want to come out, i just want to feel comfortable with being a man, but most of the manly things about me disgust me
>>5371564
Hey

>>5371571
daily reminder that you should fuck off and never return

>>5371571
>Ok can you add this?
Oh, that guy.
He's already on my list.

Would you be more fond of me if he just disappared or if I showed you his severed head as a token of my appreciation?

>>5371571
oh no jormy u are sorely disappointing me :'c

w-what are u doing this weekend?? and does it involve getting closer to ppl u want to kiss??

>>5371575
I hope u and elanna are still good

>>5371554
ride never ends m8. I tried to repress it since high school. Took me until 3rd year of college to just say "fuck it, it's this or driving off a bridge"

I will probably get called autistic, but Macs are the best computers. I have a ThinkPad, I have a Mac Mini and I prefer Mac Mini (more personal), but ThinkPad is faster.

-Windows - after M$ released 10, I won't use it anymore after they stop releasing software for 7

-Linux is for nerds, it's ugly and lacks software (eg. photoshop). Plus I don't want to spend my time to repair system that fails after update

-Mac OS X is the last hope, but after Apple released 10.10... it's not the same OS. I liked 10.9 much more.

And I'm ashamed of my knowledge about computers. I shouldn't know as much as I actually know.

>>5371571
>jörmy
>being a nörmy
making this too easy family

>>5371543
Why do you try to stretch your boobs so far to the middle, that looks painful, wigs look awful too, and low light? I feel like I'm looking at a Craig's list add for someone giving away HIV
>must come and pick up
>bring a truck

>>5371564
>pic related
I honestly have no idea what that pic is supposed to mean

>>5371575
>>implying elanna is not waifu material
tbf there probably is one or two in here who are ok peeps, but most are deranged autists

>>5371591
Windows 10 plays games faster then any other operating system, and they have built in sales of games and movies to try to make money on the back end, sometimes at amazing giveaway prices. It's like what steam is should be

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>>5371516
>tfw people will always use that old pic

>>5371591
>it's ugly and lacks software
Is this bait?

>>5371594
yeah that pic gives off a "beautiful CD waits for a BBC :)" vibe

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Is this general always like this?

>>5371611
post your feet

>>5371480
>tfw no one saved my pic
thank you unsee

>>5371606
Maybe, but games sucks

>>5371591
if you like gaming, macs are slowly becoming the worst. most new mac models have integrated graphics cards instead of dedicated (basically meaning the worst/lowest power available)

also why be ashamed of knowledge? knowledge is great!

Is the whole chaser transitioning meme real?

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>>5371611

>>5371607
Person, also it's not quite complete yet, need to sub out ufufu and Abby's with their bad pics desu

>>5371591
Macs technically are superior, but Win is far better supported
Macs aint worth the large increase in cost vs the small improvement
All other Apple stuff is just crap for sheep

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>>5371612
I only show feet on skype chats, anon. Or /r9k/

>>5371618
I just want to chat with fellow trannies

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>>5371611
it varies depending on the time of day and the moods of various trips and anons

>>5371623
You left your trip on faye

Oh FUCK!
I'm falling behind on my early thread shitposting!

DIE SCHÖNSTEN WEGE DER ERDE HEUTE UND ALLE ZEIT
SIND FÜR MICH DIE WEGE NACH HAUS

DIE SCHÖNSTEN WEGE ZURÜCK IN DIE GEBORGENHEIT
GEH ICH SO GERN DORT ZIEGT ES MICH HIN
HIN ZU DER STADT WO ICH ZU HAUSE BIN

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>>5371629
All I have is Pearl. Best gem but still.

>>5371617
Yes, males are creepy sometimes, and they're supposed to be ashamed of their sexuality if it isn't straight, combining those two things with the presence of a rare magical unicorn they only see in porn makes for some weird times.

>do you like straight guys?
Or
>taking a cock cage out and asking me if I'm into that
Or a gay guy
>boobs are amazing, femboys are cool, but you add boobs to them and now you got something
Or
>following me into the bathroom and grabbing my cock

>>5371628
>go to r9k
>post feet
>win win

>>5371594
>Why do you try to stretch your boobs so far to the middle, that looks painful
actually its quite comfortable and they just sit like that in a bra, also yeah the wig looks like shit because its a costume wig and my hair is not grown enough yet

>>5371609
fucking kek

>>5371576
>Im not just trying to hide it i want it gone, i dont want to transition, i dont want to come out, i just want to feel comfortable with being a man, but most of the manly things about me disgust me
I said the same fucking thing lol, I swore I would never transition

>>5371631
It's supposed to be a self deprecating joke, you shouldn't leave people out of it

>>5371591
>repair a system that fails after update
Am I the only person that has never had an 'update related system failure' on GNU/Linux?
Yet my friend who uses Macs is literally welcomed by a buggy system if he doesn't do a fresh install whenever they release a 10.x update (an experience that mirrored my former use of windows).

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>>5371645
I keep accidently using my trip there so they hate me and I cant post my feet under my trip.

>>5371617
>>5371641
what is chaser transitioning?

>>5371618
dat pic tho
it's funny because it's true
you win all my internets milly

>>5371514
wew lass

>>5371656
go as anon then

>tfw will never pass this well
kill me senpai
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1449791521755.jpg

>>5371613
>no one saved your pic
Good to see you're still naïve.

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A~nd done! If anyone tries it, please tell me how it was!
>tfw on diet and cant eat own food

-----------------------------
Date Undecided
Rating: Unrated
Jalapeno Crisp Chicken
-----------------------------
Ingredients:

Spicy chips, prefer jalapeno
Chicken fillet
Butter
Black pepper, ground
Bell pepper, ground
Chili pepper, ground
Eggs
Hickory BBQ sauce

-----------------------------

Fermentation guide:

First of all, chop that delicious chick'n up into bite-sized pieces and fry it in a pan at mid-low heat with plenty of butter.

While the dismembered chick'n gets its final tan, crack two eggs into a bowl and beat them with a healthy dose of pepper, paprika and chili powder. Once you have yourself nice a mixture, open a your bag of chips and empty it into two separate bowls.

Crush the chips in the first bowl so that you get crumbs and grind the chips in the other to get you some relatively smooth "chip-meal". You might want to do this before anything else of you're new to grinding stuff so that the slowly incinerating chick'n doesn't stress you out.

Once done, combine the bowls back into the back and give it a nice shaking to mix the contents around properly before emptying it into one single bowl again.

Now, give the pieces chick'n a bath in your egg-sauce followed by a nice rub in the chip-blend. Make sure to get them covered all over!

Let these breaded pieces fry until the layer of chips in firm enough to grab and lift them by, then serve with dipping sauce of your choice! (Hickory-BBQ master race lel)

The home made chicken nuggets with chips are now at your mercy.

Now show the arrogantly crunchy little fuckers who's boss and chew the shit out of them! (Read "ENJOY! :D")

-----------------------------

>>5371613
Post pic for fellow gem poster pls

>>5371662
I have a sock picture already handy if thats good enough anon

>>5371665
would suck dry/10

>>5371659
Oh I read that wrong I thought is said "chaser meme", I guess "chaser transitioning" is a thing but gender and sexuality are two seperate things, trying to smash them together is just judging them for their sexuality which is pretty anti lgbt

>>5371671
>sock picture
>not nude non clothed feet
reeee
ill take it

>>5371665
this really makes me want to die, I literally have the worst body and face in the human race
im going to get drunk now, fuck this

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>>5371678
Enjoy weirdo

>>5371684
That's pretty lewd anon.

>>5371670
You shouldn't precook the chicken before dipping and frying, it'll be much better just frying, also you want to dip in egg, chips, then egg and then chips again and you can fry it twice to make it insane

>>5371691
>rainbow socks
>calling me a weirdo
absolutely not

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>>5371634
Its okay

she's one of my favorite gems that I have the least amount if pictures, so if we save each others we'll get a good balance

>5371666
of course

>>5371671
I'm on my phone so I dont have it on me

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>>5371691
Hey, you asked for it

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>>5371691
Rainbow socks a cute

>>5371685
You're an inch shorter and 40 pounds less then me, and 15 years younger, you'll be fine by your 21st birthday

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>>5371665
>tfw no well endowed gf

>>5371693
I know it isn't necessary, but my hypochondria demands it lel
>salmonella
Not even once.

Never tried making two layers of it; always felt that'd just make the first layer fall off when you dipped it again. Gotta try sometime!

>>5371701
absolutely not

>>5371698
I shall wait patiently

>>5371700
I don'y recall asking for it but I'm more than willing to oblige.

>>5371703
Are you a girl?

>>5371543
holy shit, u need to hurry up and grow your hair out

>>5371703
>tfw average sized gt
what's the point if I can't be a real life futa?

>>5371477
>tfw you never lived the first twenty years of your life
i don't even feel like i should live the rest

>>5371486
But this is my first OP :(

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>>5371712
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

>>5371720
I'll protect your precious thread anon

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>mfw i r big dicked master race

Kayla pls

>>>/b/656693405

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>>5371709
Buy me a new pair then

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>>5371724
Yay c:

>>5371543
See, much better, you're not even smiling fully but you look way cuter and feminine.

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>>5371727
Oho, so you brought protection, huh?

>>5371730
Give me your address and I'll send you a pair from sockdreams

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>get ready to head back home from Philadelphia
>go through security at airport
>security officer needs to pay me down
>as she pats, tuck comes undone
>mfw she pats my gt

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>>5371738
I don't think giving my address here would be very clever, anon.

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>>5371742
Then how am I supposed to buy you socks, anon?

>>5371729
>I swear my boobs look full and round and I have cleavage! It's natural!

Is she on premarin? Those looks like moobs

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>>5371746
1.I'd feel bad taking a gift from a stranger
2.If you really wanted I'd give it over a more private platform I guess

>>5371746
y-your legs are so smooth ._.
my thighs have these stupid red dots and they dont go away at all .-.

>>5371715
I made a thread about this but never got many replies. Basically my hair is an inch tall it doesn't grow any more no matter how much I try. What do I do?
>Weave
From what I've managed to glean there is a glue in one and a sew in one. Glue in seems to work on any height of hair but is apparently bad for your hair. Sew in I am unsure if my hair is long enough for it to fit on, mum always dodges the question when I ask her.
>Wig
Never heard anything good said about wigs
>Straighten
If I do this my hair will increase to 2.5 inches, still pretty terrible and it might damage my hair I dunno
>Do nothing
Many women with my hair type wear it this short and it looks perfectly fine. only issue is that I am not a cis woman so this probably won't work for me
>Kill myself
Best option

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>>5371752
Don't ask for a new pair then nigga, geez

>>5371753
Read the filename newfag

>>5371753
Ingrown hairs, most likely.

>>5371746
i need these socks

>>5371747

That's what tranny tits look like unless you start at 13

>>5371757

Most people would just say no and that'd be it anon.

>>5371757
>read the filename

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>boobs stopped hurting

>>5371775
>chest never even started hurting

>>5371771
where is photoshopanon when you need her?

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>>5371775
>>5371782
>heart never stops hurting

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>>5371775
It's actually kinda nice having tits that hurt. It reminds me change is happening.

>>5371782
this
>>5371785
and this tbdesu

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>>5371785
>tfw iktf

>>5371763
My boobs Don't look like that

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>>5371785

I wish I had a trans gf and someone to talk to like I used to...

>Feeling lewd everyday
>No bf

>>5371811
I volunteer

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>>5371811
I know that feel anon.

>>5371817
Are you cute?

>>5371826
Not in mentality

>>5371826
yes

>>>656694052

>tfw not browsing in kitchen design center rn

daily reminder that

> if you need hormones to become a woman, then you are only playing woman

>>5371835
oops

>>>/b/656694052

>>5371826
I am a qt
>>5371833
I keep turning off my trip for r9k and forgetting to put it back on

>>5371845
Alright we're together now.
Im attractive also.

>>5371845
>tfw im a regular poster in the britfeel threads

>>5371844
>just going to the kitchen design centre
>minding my own business
>see that
>"᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ...room for one more?"

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>tfw no bf over to cuddle and sleep with
>feels so lonely and restless

>>5371857
I don't lurk because I'm not a brit

>>5371856
Where are you located new husbandu

>>5371861
Fuck off gay man

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Post yfw fully shaved and smooth af.

>>5371870
>not riding shotgun up the front
yes homo

>>5371803

*unless you start at thirteen or are intersex

>>5371869
United states south louisiana

>>5371844
damn, I was hoping the guy getting dicked was gonna blow his load up the wall, my sides would've been rekt

>>5371880
Pls buy me plane tickets and cuddle me on christmas

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>>5371861
You'll find plenty of "room" in IKEA

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>>5371877

>>5371877
I was gonna post a pic to try to determine my chances after getting shaved, but then I saw myself in the mirror and noticed that a still look like some fat slob so I lost all nerve again. I do like being shaved though.

>>5371889
Mmkay sent ;)
Im assuming you're Australia or something.

hello

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>>5371877

>>5371878
This isn't gaygen you fucking faggot

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>>5371877
mfw it starts growing back the next day

>>5371894

go die pls fgt

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>>5371883
Imagine being between their balls anon. Slapping your cheecks while they fuck each other and you being the oral service girl.

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>>5371877

>>5371899
>the next day
>not three hours later

check ur priv

>>5371899
>shave for the first time in months (i don't leave my house, use mirrors or touch my face) so i just ignore it
>feel it coming back hours later
hero time

>>5371901
>mfw not a girl and don't wanna taste poop

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>>5371899

>>5371870
>implying there is nothing hotter than two men going at it

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>>5371877
>mfw that little section of my back I cant reach

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>>5371877
although that'll be me again tonight, not rn

>>5371921
git gud

>>5371917
Gay men are the absolutely worst group of people on the planet, human garbage.

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>>5371917
>tfw one of my top fantasies is doing two guys who are into each other

>>5371930
For sure.
They do make good sex objects though.

>>5371930
Is this a meme?
I see homophobia in these threads and it just seems so retarded.

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>>5371930
What about /r9k/ guys?

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>>5371925
I've tried everything anon and it just wont let me shave it away!

>>5371939
I can help you

>>5371894
hi anne

When days are dark, friends are few. They dont like you.

>>5371930
>not cis girl lesbians
No bigger group of cunts who have imaginary chips on their shoulder in the universe.

>>5371480
Hondom here I come

>>5371943
have you done all your christmasd shoppping???!

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>>5371942
Please do.

>>5371936
well there are quite a lot of views that gay men in lgbt are overwhelmingly misogynistic and self serving and some animosity between g and t (mtf especially)

>>5371958

You're all just gay men with an extra layer of mental illness on top tho so that kind of infighting is silly

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>>5371952
no ._.

I've been too busy lately that it's slipped my mind

>>5371965
see things like that

>>5371965
Okay bro
Fuck off to gaygen you aids infested shit puncher

>>5371952
my next paycheck is the 24th of december

>>5371958
Women treat gays like objects though generally and they aren't attracted to them so they don't have to put up with their bullshit. Lucky guys.

The reason why they don't like you girls is because they get lumped in with you girls but you are a disorder based on science whereas they are just a sexuality. There's not even such thing as a male female brain so most of you transition because you're submissive or small penis or "failed" as a male in some way.

>>5371965
This
Most of you have "yuri" relations yet you both are born men as a sex yet hate homosexuals.

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>>5371965
rude

>>5371958
they're probably flamers who are jelly because trans can get the guys they can't

>>5371965
How's your hemorrhoids?

>>5371893
California

>>5371965
on a scale of 1-10 how degenerate do you think we are in comparison to gays
1 being not degenerate 10 being very

>>5371983
You stole my irl name you cukc

>>5371978
it's much of the same science tho, part of which separates the two...

fun fact is pioneering researchers received death threats from gay men when they first published their research cos of that groups unrealistic mental illness scare

>>5371987
1 - transbians
4 - straightians
10 - bisluts

How do I deal with being overweight and dysphoric? (is dysphoric a real word?)

>>5371997
You lose weight.

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>>5371992
It's mine too.

>>5371997
diet and transition

>>5371968
you better get on it!

>>5371977
fuck that sucks!
i had to wait till i got paid yesterday to start mine and i think im already going over budget

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you wish you were me

>>5372005
Are you in the /b/ thread also? I'm lurking and waiting for kayla to post her tits + bits again

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>>5372005

>>5372005
not rly

>>5372005
>all those life changing surgeries wasted on someone who is 70+ years old

>>5372017
at least I look my age

>>5372002
yeah i only just realised that today, just shoot me already, i want off this wild ride

>>5371992
>>5371999
>two friends at uni
>they both share the same name
>come out
>"hey anon you need to pick your name!"
>"actually i'm going to follow a process i read online"
>find a list of the 100 most popular baby names for my birth year
>find my guy name
>pick the girl name with equal popularity
>it's the same name as the other two girls
>"you have to totally use that name now"
and that's how the three of us now share names
it's great for group work

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>>5372005
Naw.

>>5372027
that's not you though, post a pic of yourself if you pass so well

>>5372025
I would apparently be a stripper named Crystal.

>>5372005
>kill someone
>"i'm fucked"
>come out as trans
>"that was close"

>>5372025
What year were you born?

>>5372023
;-;
ppl should be understanding tho rite?

>>5372030
No need to be upset you old hon.

>>5372033
'95

>>5372032
kek

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I don't want to be hon.

tfw trying to work up the courage to ask your crush out.. yet have no plans If they say yes cause I'm not that prepared yet ;~;

>>5372046
me neither, but I am sure you aren't

>>5372046
join us

>>5372046
I DO!

..not

:(

>>5372038
97' here.

>>5372046
iktf ;~;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw

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>>5372047

>>5372023
Last minute dash round Selfridges/Bull Ring?

>>5372035
i hope so

>>5372054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

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Hello, it is my mister's birthday today.
Am anxious to wait him arriving.. > 3>
He was here earlier but only between places.
He's visiting his twin sister and fixing his car now..

And I've just been doing the self thing.
Sup with /mtfg/ tonight?

>>5372046
Eh, you got better chances than me. I was born in '90 and haven't even started yet.

>>5372046
I still want to love you tenderly.

I'll walk you home gently.

I'll detrans for you so you're the girlier of the two of us.

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>>5372049
I'm sure I am.
>>5372064
It's all the same after 20 so probably not.
>>5372066
>I'll detrans for you so you're the girlier of the two of us.
pls anon

>>5372058
yeah i'll bribe my sister to come with me, there is no way im gonna go on my own

>>5372071
I know you're already the girlier of the two of us but I think if I detrans it'll be more pronounced.

I'll even take hgh so i'm taller than you and you can feel small and girly next to me.

>>5372053
That's so young!
It still surprises me to hear people that young being old enough to post here.

>>5372077
I'm almost 19 ;-;

>>5372081
I wish I was 19 again

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>>5372075
It's fine, just let me be the little spoon.

>>5372081
I still remember being underage.
Imagine if I had the balls to transition then! I'd pass for sure.

>>5372087
>>5372091
I already feel too old.

>>5372072
Don't blame you, that place will be nuts. Merry Hill get's the same around xmas

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My body is so gross uuuuuuuugh

>>5372099
im 22, but i'm blessed with a babyface

>>5372099

We all did, babe, it'll be ok.

I'm so happy I got over chewing on my fingernails, it's nice not having really short, nasty-ass looking nails.

>>5372081
>tfw bottled up my feelings when I first realized I was probably trans instead of transitioning
>tfw didn't start transitioning in high school like I should've
>tfw almost 22
fml

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>>5372099
>>5372107
mfw 25

>>5372089
Anything for you.

You may need to get me up to speed on the anime you post though. That can be our first cuddle date.

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>>5372107
I also have a baby face. Why does everyone look so old, is it just low test?

>>5372113
i was a really late bloomer, i didnt start getting facial hair till i was 19

>>5372107
>>5372113
>tfw not baby faced
>tfw wouldn't have passed any better had I started at 17 than I do having started at 21

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>>5372112
Cuddling while watching anime?

Sounds good tbhon!

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>tfw my undies keep disappearing
Is my sister stealing them? Is she agp?

>>5372027
am i the only one who thinks her body looks weird as fuck? like that shit ain't natural

>>5372107
Same senpai

>>5372120
I hate my facial hair. You're really lucky

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>>5372128
What's unnatural about a human body?

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>>5372125
hug your imouto

post results

>>5372138
idk, her hip implants? something about it doesnt look right

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>>5372138
Her head is like a cute tip of an ice berg

>>5372138
I would take being fat if I could have a face like that

>>5372144
A cute, cuddly ice berg!

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>tfw my brother tries to insult me by saying I have a girly laugh
feels good man

>>5372123
I'm going to get fat so I can be really cuddly for you.

Do you like hot chocolate? I'm good at making hot chocolate and I bet it's cold in sweden, perfect weather for it.

>>5372047
u could always just suggest a movie or dinner or something if they say yes, reminds me of first asking out my partner

>>5372061
hey, I got rlly sad earlier and donked out and now I'm juts drinking and waiting for my partmer to come home

I hope ur night goes well and u two have lotsa fun!

>>5372106
>tfw

>>5372149
are you in closet?

>tfw older brother said i looked too girly and need to get a haircut and go to gym.
>feelsgood

>>5372128
I'd say there's some black genetics in there somewhere. My ex-gf and her sister had VERY similar bodyshapes

>>5371543
Try taking a picture with the lights on if you want anyone to take you seriously.

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>>5372149
I wonder if they ever notice it when you actually luv it

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>>5372153
Fat is gross though.

It's not very cold in Sweden but hot chocolate is great.
>tfw no hot chocolate or coffee and cuddles.

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>>5372144
>>5372148
>tfw ugly man face on an ugly man body

>>5372140
She'd prolly punch me

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>Not feminine enough to date a chaser
>Not manly enough to date a gay guy
>hard to convince chasers to invest in me
Fug

>>5372121
iktf exactly

>>5372149
>>5372158
>tfw brother's friend asks him if I'm his sister
>tfw he's "disappointed" to find out I'm his brother
Good feels

>>5372165
You look like a woman though e_e not cute but a woman still c:

>>5372168
Maybe if you'd flirt less with strangers I'd date you

>>5372168
Invest?
Pics?

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>>5372149
>tfw parents always tell me how manly I look
[screams internally]

>>5372168
Are you cute though,
Jillians a really pretty name tbqh...

>>5372164
fine but I want to be soft and cuddly for you somehow

Are you ok with holding hands with me in public? If that's too lewd we can wait.

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>>5372165
iktf
>tfw hyper masculine face and shoulders

>>5372181
Maybe it's best if we know each other first.

>>5372175
I have to cast a wide net until I catch someone and I can focus on them.
>>5372178
I'm not super grilly yet, it takes time to get cute.
And maaaaybe
>>5372180
I think so
Thanks

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>>5372164
you are getting chased or something

ruuuun :7

>>5372186
But casting a wide net is a turn off

>>5372158
I too am in the closet. It is funny when they try to insult you but it back fires.

>>5372163
When they shit like "you sound like a girl" I tend to be happy, but if they say something like "you're gonna look like a girl" I feel a little sad because I'm reminded of my masculine body or that they might not accept me.

>>5372169
I want to know that feel

>>5372179
>tfw parents always mention how tall I am
>tfw they seem proud that I am.

>>5372185
bb, your face and shoulders are fine. They're perfect for me, I promise.

And ok we can take it slow.

>>5372187
I'm not a chaser im a trans girl ;~; I'm actually a trip!

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>>5372164
too much fat is gross, go too far in the other direction and it's gross too and u reveal the spooky skellington hiding inside waiting to escape

>>5372125
>tfw no sister to steal your undies and get in arguments and have cat fights with to make your dad have a confused boner
worst feeling

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>What else do hormones do? Well, if you are a teenager, then the results can be quite fantastic all round, especially in the hip, thigh, and rear, where women traditionally are shaped well. But those who begin their transition in their 20’s may not experience anything for years in this area, and what they do get is barely noticeable in most cases. Will you get a female shape from them? No, afraid not. You will get help, but nothing dramatic, no matter how many pills you pop.

>barely noticeable

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>>5372190
I've never dated anyone irl.

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>>5372195
Uhoh okie, sorry then :9

>>5372201
._.

>>5372201
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppp
I started at 18 and thats not that far from 20...
>tfw didnt start at 12