/mtfg/ - Transgirl General

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1st for sexual headpats

here come the 1st for/xth for/nth for

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>tfw you wake up on the wrong side of the bed and it lasts the whole day

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4th for sacred geometry and the fractal godhead

>>5370276
do you

do you give god-like head?

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>>5370253
I need step 5 then I guess ;_;

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>>5370263
Juri isn't cute.

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9th for enjoyee your lifetime

>>5370273
9th for you shoulda said "2nd for here come all the 'nth for's"

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Post your zodiac signs!

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>>5370284
probably

>>5370295
tfw nothing to enjoyeee about

>>5370313
Wouldn't your stubble be irritating

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>>5370314
What about my hugs

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>you will never pass
>you will always be a hyper masculine man looking thing with tits

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>>5370328
ta-da

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>>5370308

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Hi /mtfg/ how is your night?

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>>5370318
getting rid of that is half the reason i got this job in the first place, anon

>>5370328
put your trip back on bexe

>be reading back through the previous thread, catching up with what I missed while asleep
>read posts about girl tinklers smelling like vagoo
>realises the /b/ "feminine penis" meme is actualy real
>mindisblown.jpg

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>>5370291
god, forgiven her. she doesn't know what is saying.

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>>5370340
Not bexe

I just want to pass

>>5370332
Too tall, large feet, freakishly long fingers - doesn't pass.

>>5370342
If you don't have a qt feminine penis, you can't be trutrans

>>5370352
I can see through your lies, bexe. That description was too accurate for it to not be you.

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>>5370357
>qt feminine penis

>>5370357
my penis will never be feminine, I'm just chaser scum

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>>5370363
how could it be me when i didn't even have these yuyushikis until just now?

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>>5370363
I'm just lainanon, the biggest hon to ever post in these generals.

>>5370368
Have you tried putting a pink ribbon on it?

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Day 74
Still don't look like a girl

>>5370394
No, but an ex did once. Much side splitting occured that day.

>>5370396
It's ok anon, I'm at day 557 and I still don't either.

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>>5370382
>I'm just lainanon
i'm a big fan of your posts

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>>5370396
Day 900 or something

Still look extremely masculine

>>5370408
just give the hormones more time to work anon they're not magic :^)

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>>5370420
kill you'reselve

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>>5370426
Why so mean Lain-anon?

why do suits look so good mtfg ?

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>>5370429
Because i'm sad and bitter because I can't pass.

>>5370433
i need a good ladysuit

>>5370433
clubs a best
diamonds decent
heart and spades a shit

>>5370439
me too my old one still fits when I use a small binder but a proper one would be great

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>>5370408
>>5370382
You got good taste in yuyushikis

>>5370434
Cheer up Lain-anon, you are just crazy.

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>tfw want to masturbate today but libido is too low

https://youtu.be/CiweaZQ8g5U?t=9s

fuck I hate myself SSSSOOOO much
time to get drunk until my partner comes home

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>>5370467
Thanks~
>>5370469
I'm not crazy though?

Just very realistic about how I look and know I can't pass without lots of surgery on my face.

>>5370478
Most people who have been passing for years still think they can't pass without lots of surgery on the face.

I'm a big poopy baby and I like when daddy spanks my poopy butt.

>>5370478
>Just very realistic about how I look and know I can't pass without lots of surgery on my face.
Just surround yourself with people who love you no matter how you look, and anyone who's so superficial to hate on you because of how you look, tell them to go fuck themselves

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>>>/b/656654023
>those first 2 replies

>>5370489
lmao
reeli ?

>>5370495
Yup. Dysphoria a bitch sometimes.

>>5370471
>tfw actually feeling lewd for once but no bf/gf to do lewd with

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>>5370489
I have never passed because it's impossible, I look more masculine now than I did at 3 months hrt if anything.
>>5370493
>implying people can love a whiny retarded hon like me

>>5370506
You also don't go outside or practice your voice or present as femme. You wouldn't even know if you can pass.

>>5370506
winner
post feet

>>5370494
kek'd

>>5370492
Me too desu

>>5370506
Hon is just a stupid insult that bitter/jealous trolls use.
You'll grow out of being whiny as you grow a little older.

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>>5370510
I'm going outside tomorrow actually.
>You wouldn't even know if you can pass
Maybe someone would call me her or she unironically if I passed.

>>5370512
>26cm ogre man feet
no

>>5370478
Unfortunately you are. You and reality are simply at odds.

>>5370526
post em

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>tfw belt needs tightening
Also, hi thread!

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today's my fasting day
wish me luck pls

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Where are my fellow yung hons?

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>>5370539
reporting in

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>>5370536
Go for it! Get sugarfree chewing gum if you get urges! And remember to drink lots of water!

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>>5370530
Why bully?

It's just not possible to pass when I look like this.
>>5370539
hi

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>>5370543
good idea about the gum, tq
i'm off to work now
seeya lates

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>>5370542
Yeeeee
>>5370544
How's it going lain senpai?
>>5370545
Why you gotta say those things?

>>5370544
>It's just not possible to pass when I look like this
that's literally what every dumb bitch says up to and often past the point that they begin to pass

this is why no one takes you seriously and are so hostile towards you whining how bad you have it without posting a picture to confirm or allow anyone to suggest anything that could help

>>5370544
I am not bullying. What you do >>5370545 is the definition of insanity.

>>5370549
Bye and remember that it's your spirit that matters here, not luck!

>>5370544
also if you consider how you're being treated as bullying then how the fuck is it any worse than you just posting your pic and people maybe bullying you?

fuck I think one of the bandages is coming loose from seeping blood, gotta go clean stuff and put on a fresh one

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>>5370553
>being sad is insanity
pls
>>5370552
Okay ;_;

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>>5370533
>say hi
>no rospense

>>5370564
Surgery, accident or assault?

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I just got back from college. Tuned out I needed only 3 more classes to get 3 more degrees including a transfer degree. The fucking crazy part is that when I reapplied they asked me if i was trans or not and I literally fucking froze.

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Does /mtfg/ like yaoi?

>>5370580
>things that never happened

>tfw lainanon has a beautiful soul but everyone bullies her
>tfw kinda have a crush on her
>tfw wish I could just hug her and tell her she's the prettiest girl in the world
>tfw you love her personality enough that you wouldn't even by lying to yourself when you tell her how pretty she is

>>5370584
I would show my parking stub but I don't want people to know where I go to college.

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>>5370582
yaoi makes me feel nothing

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>>5370582

not when it looks like that

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>>5370591
Y-You too

>>5370591
iktf

>>5370574
You are not sad, you are crazy. You just started with that circular thing of yours again.

>>5370600
I just want to pull your head to my chest and play with your hair and make you have not a care in the world.

I want to save up for you to get ffs and then love you so hard that you decide you don't want it anymore so we spend the money on a month long vacation to wherever you want to go

so like no one else was asked if they were trans by their college?

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>>5370591
>ywn tell her that you are the hon in the relationship

>>5370591
this is absolutely pathetic. you're never going to get laid, loser.

>tfw sad & lonely
>go on youtube and watch m2k clips
>feel a lil better

>>5370613
>ywn detrans so that she's automatically the girlier and prettier one in your relationship

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someone talk to me

>>5370612
i am surprised they had to ask. they should have been able to clock you from 30 feet out

>>5370616
feet

>>5370619
fuck off, hon.

>>5370620
I was in guy mode, they asked for different reasons, apparently the school wants to know if a student is trans but I didn't ask for what reason because I said I decline to state.

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>>5370612
Nope. I'm actually at uni posting this desu.
>>5370617
Why do you gotta make me feel those feels?

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>>5370609
How do I fix crazy?
>>5370611
That sounds nice anon but who are you though?

>>5370626
you're always in guy mode though, so are you even trans?

>>5370625
So because I am not pretty you feel you have to bully me?
dick move pal

>>5370631
you're the biggest bully here. we bully you back because you're dumb cunt.

MTFG you disappoint me, why no love for the NPH(>>5370473)?

>>5370631
have you ever been to high school?

>>5370630
>you're always in guy mode though, so are you even trans?
I am called a hon so I wont go out in girl mode again till I get mtfg's blessing duh

>>5370629
I'm anon, and your secret admirer.

>>5370627
I hope you know I won't share her.

>>5370629
>How do I fix crazy?
Post a picture

>>5370638
Fuck that fag.

>>5370631
You ma'am are a liar and a troll

and you ain't my nigga.

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>>5370641
O-oh.

>>5370640
haha what a weak and pathetic lil bitch you are

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>>5370619
But you didn't even say "hi" to me.

>>5370638
I like NPH

>>5370629
>How do I fix crazy?
You stop whining how you don't pass and work on passing. Oh and >>5370644 would be the step in the right direction.

>>5370646
repressed homo much?

>>5370656
You! I like you!

>>5370574
u don't deserve bullying but like what's the difference if ur gonna be bullied if you post a pic or not?

at least if u post a pic then people wont bully u for complaining while refusing to post a pic and someone might even be able to offer some advice/help
since you already think you're being bullied with how you're treated the only difference would be that people might bully you for how u look but u already do that to yourself anyway so it shouldn't be anything new

>>5370577
see >>5370107 >>5370193
I just get dizzy on stairs from health stuff and slipped

>>5370616
anything in particular making u sad or is it tied in with the lonely?
I'm glad the clps helped at least, I rlly need to find a better coping method/distraction like that

>>5370635
>you're the biggest bully here
WHAT?

>>5370639
yes, I was home schooled for it

>>5370647
but why cant you let bygones be bygones?

>>5370650
what else can I do? be the token tranny of my city?

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>>5370641
O-Okay
>>5370644
What if I get hugboxed or what if it's as bad as I think it is?
;_;
I don't want any of these things.

>>5370640
You really take the opinion of anyone in here seriously?
(btw your pics have been posted in a trap thread on /b/ and several anons liked ya)

>>5370661
I mean, he's pretty likeable, plus he's funny

>>5370674
yea a bunch of fat chasers would touch her, that's about it.

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>>5370671
I've posted a pic before and I'm a turbohon! They help you out a lot!

>>5370674
>You really take the opinion of anyone in here seriously?
I HAVE BASED EVERY DECISION FOR THE PAST YEAR ON WHAT PEOPLE HERE TELL ME SO OF COURSE I DO. So until I get not called a hon then I can't girl mode irl.

>>5370680
only a turbo hon would post stupid anime anti bully bullshit.

>>5370671
It doesn't matter, you'll just say it's hugboxing no matter what.

>>5370680
I posted a few pics and got ignored
>>5370681
>I HAVE BASED EVERY DECISION FOR THE PAST YEAR ON WHAT PEOPLE HERE TELL ME SO OF COURSE I DO
I suspect this is humor but I'm not sure

>>5370681
wah wah wah, i am kayla the whiny cunt.

you should just detrans. all you'd have to do is stop stuffing your bra.

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>>5370685
That's why I said it. :^)

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>>5370680
this is you

everyone this is lain

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>>5370685

>>5370663
geeeeeze ... I'm always alienated in these positions where I can't even vent

>>5370693
that's a trip named lain who is a different person from lainanon

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>>5370680
>implying anyone here is even close to my hon level.
>>5370686
Nope
>>5370693
no

>>5370689
I don't stuff my bra, you sound jelly

>>5370687
>I suspect this is humor but I'm not sure
im being dead serious

>>5370697
>Nope
Then post a picture, or put on a trip so this thread is somewhat bearable

>>5370671
Can I kiss you

>>5370681
But most of the people in here are just bitchy idiots who's only idea of passing is if you look like a hyper-girly teen, anything else is "hon"

>>5370703
Kayla is a hon in behavior and mentality, not appearance.

>>5370693
Kinda ugly but nothing that screams "not a real girl"
>>5370698
Well then I'm sorry if you've consequentially done anything stupid

test

>>5370706
Well maybe the jaw...

is the site not working for anyone else?

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Lainanon are you straight or gay?

>>5370705
hmmmm, I suppose I can kinda see that

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>>5370710
i can't post or load gifs in /d2g/

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>>5370710
Nope, it's just you senpai

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>>5370711
Why not both?

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>>5370717
Because then the answer would be "no"

>>5370695
sorry, I didn't mean to suggest that you don't have a right to vent about whateves,
I was just wondering if it was anything more specific that could possibly be helped at all

I should rlly just stop replying to your posts cus I never help and only seem to make stuff worse
I'm just trash that fucks up everything, I'm gonna shut up and leav the thread to go drink more

>>5370717
Have you ever had a pee pee in your bum?

>>5370710
>>5370715
>>5370716

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>>5370721
it's ok<3

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>>5370716
Weird, I can't load any pages except for the homepage. But I can still use the autoupdate on this page, and post.

>>5370727
>almost 2016
>still doesn't know how to check the blog page

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>>5370725
Nice desu ne
>>5370727
Yeah I just tried to go to /tg/ and the board is down
Hiroyuki does it again

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>>5370719
I guess.
>>5370722
Why so lewd?

>>5370736
It's just a question m8

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>log into email
>inbox is inflated from okcupid messages
>it's mostly dudes
>think to myself "oh this is gonna be fun, let's take a read"
>profile explicitly states I'm trans
>open message from the first attractive looking dude
>"I want to destroy your little pink pussy with my throbbing cock"
>mfw

>>5370738
I wonder if that has ever worked for him.

>>5370738
>tfw you don't act like that, show politeness and respect, still get ignored

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>>5370738
>online dating

>>5370736
I want to know what my future gf looks like :/

>>5370740
I bet you tip your fedora though

>>5370743
nu-uh, le fedora is uber cringe, I just have good manners

>>5370738
That was funny. At least you pass on OKC.

>>5370726
it's rlly not ok how horrible I am and I can't manage to change or stop,
ok I'm exiting outta the window now

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>>5370739
Sending retarded lewd messages to girls you don't know online? Probably swell.

Still I got turned on by reading that shit. Maybe I am a dumb bitch after all.

>>5370740
>>5370741
>>5370747
I don't even log into okc anymore, I made one just to fuck around.

also
>tfw couples want to use you as a sex toy for their threesomes
>don't necessarily object
>have gf that I can't cheat on

fuck this lust is ruining my life ;_;

>>5370752
You and your gf can use me for a threesome while you live vicariously through me. Everyone wins.

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>>5370721
well why try to pry sensitive stuff, u know it wont be good so I can't vent so don't idk... I keep everything to myself at least let me keep te dumb solace I can get pls ;~;

>>5370755
Hey kira, wanna help me put sheen out of his misery?

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Hello mtfg

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>>5370756
no ty sheen :/

>>5370755
Kira didn't you used to say stuff like "groce agp transbiends"? And now you're transbian?

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>>5370754
Nigga I might be interested in other people but my gf certainly is not. I am not the boss of this relationship and I certainly don't want to get a beating :^)

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>>5370760
>I am not the boss of this relationship and I certainly don't want to get a beating

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>go to Mazzoni
>wait for doctor
>end up falling asleep
>get woken up by doctor

I'm so embarrassed

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>>5370737
Why do you want to know though?

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>tfw there will be no new thread after the next 71 memes

>>5370761
what's so funni m8

>tfw have to go into the city by myself because endo rescheduled appointment really quickly
im scared

>>5370769
baggy hoody and jeans
job's a good'n

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>>5370769
>theres a person sitting next to me on the train

>>5370772
>just tranny problems amirite?!?!

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>>5370769
having to go downtown to see your endo is the absolute worst

speaking from personal experience

>>5370776
>everymorning.jpg

What are the best feeling condoms in your butt?

>>5370778
which is worse?
being called a man or being called a man in a dress?

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I'm seriously thinking of voting for trump. I don't know what is going on with me.

>>5370781
Not voting would be a better alternative.

>>5370781
>wanting a meme president

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>>5370778
How can you do this every day?
I took the subway yesterday and this chick was eyeballing me among some other people. I was sweating bullets the whole time.

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>>5370781
>not just writing yourself in as a candidate
>not ignoring the presidential election and focusing on the congressional races in your state instead

>>5370781
You need to start feeling the bern

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>>5370772
>tfw old guy sits down next to you and starts talking to you
;_;

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>>5370780
Everything.
>>5370785
I wish I knew. I just listen to noise and write papers and shit to distract desu.

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>Put on comedy central
>Oh boy, south park
>Mrs.Garrison gets a vagina episode
>I tuned in just as he gets SRS
>Mfw they fucking show a real surgery with blood and cutting of the dick
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5370738
>using tinder
>keep matching with qt grils
>tfw too autistic and anxious to speak to them unless raging drunk
>barely reply back to their messages
>they keep messaging me as if they're thirsty as fuck

I don't know how to do this

>>5370793
Were you jealous?

>>5370756
don't bother, as soon as my sister goes back to work on the 4th I'm going to kill myself.

>>5370758
I know you wont believe me but that wasn't me.

>>5370797
>tfw can't make a tinder because i don't have an NSAbook profile

>>5370793
episode name pls

>>5370793
there are plenty of surgery videos on the net

quite fascinating to watch really

>>5370802
Mr. Garrisons fancy new vagina

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>>5370793
>watching south park
bondjävel

>>5370788
I swear to god lainanon if you get hit on and end up with a bf or gf that isn't me I'm gonna cry

>>5370781
i am too. just for his sentiment on islam desu

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>>5370789
do people ever give you shit on the train for being a trainny?

>>5370797
You sound like quite the catch anonette. No wonder girls want to get into your panties.

Boards are back!

>>5370813
every time is the right time for 4 chan

>>5370799
I love having a dick I'll have you know.
>>5370802
I think that is the episode name.
>>5370807
Käft din slampa.

>>5370812
Maybe! Doesn't mean anything if I barely talk to girls though. I never have this problem with guys, talking to them is easy.

>>5370812
never had anyone talk to me about it. then again, i never take off my headphones desu.

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>>5370793
my dad walked in right when I was watching that as a middleschooler

it was awkward as fuck

>>5370818
Post your feet.

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>>5370813
time to celebrate

>>5370827
Why does everyone wanna see my feet??

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>>5370817
>I love having a dick I'll have you know.
sure you do.....

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>>5370818
it's because boys are only good for sex while girls can give your stomach butterflies

>>5370821
I might do this too. I usually stare into the ground to avoid eye contact with anyone.

this is me desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpaVQBzSU8

>>5370833
i miss my stop sometimes though desu. give yourself extra time senpai.

>>5370840
OH GOD NO PLEASE NOT THIS AGAIN
but this is me desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkr_7hpcG-w

>>5370840
tg in a nutshell

you need a hobby kayla

>tfw gendered female by store clerks but all you see in the mirror is a boy
H O W
O
W

>>5370833
>it's because boys are only good for sex
Rood
>>5370832
But I do, shut your whore mouth Kayla.

>>5370845
>but this is me
since you are posting here, I highly doubt that, this is the island of misfit toys

>>5370849
>obsessing over a guy who will never go out with you
yeah i'm p sure this is literally me.

>>5370847
bc you are le stunning and brave

>>5370840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvE0MA8fnmM

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>>5370848
>shut your whore mouth Kayla
make me

>>5370833
>it's because boys are only good for sex while girls can give your stomach butterflies
some boys give me butterflies, but more girls do it for me so you may be right.

HOW DO I TALK TO THEM AND ARRANGE LEWD THINGS?

>>5370848
protip: if you have to try that hard, ur not really an alpha

>>5370860
MUH SON SUCKING DICKS MUH BOY

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>>5370808
It's okay, i'm ugly and socially retarded.
>>5370817
Dödsnazist!

>>5370865
by not posting in caps

Can I get that picture of all the trips here? Wanting to show someone the ladies of mtfg

>>5370879
/r9k/ pls go

>>5370860
"oh MY SON my SONN!!!! My sone of ALL people wants COCKS in his throat!!"

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>>5370879
this is me

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fuckin lol'd

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>>5370879
it has the wrong picture of me

>>5370884
she is perfection

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>tfw no one to cuddle
>tfw no pass

>>5370884
>ywn be Ronda Rousey
why live

>>5370876
wait huh.. lainanon you arent swedish?
sitting in a train to endo 10pm.

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>>tryna get on e
>>see this thread

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I'm really not sure what my friend is implying by sending me this picture

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>>5370905
That didn't happen tonight, baka.

>>5370907
>tryna get on e
>no money or transportation
>no friends or support circle
>turn 19 in two months
>not gonna be able to say i got on hrt while i was 18
hurts

>>5370910
someones getting the D

>>5370914
your only 19, shut the fuck up

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>wake up just to learn swedish for the entire night
>really sleepy and life's bläh again
>check phone
>mom invited me to celebrate stuff for christmas with the family

w-wait huh D: just a week ago she was like "oh can you not be a girl when your sibling comes there for the night"

jeij?

>>5370914
>tryna get on e
>make both my parents cry
>talk to a shrink for an hour
>endo appointment
I mean, yay, but I'm still moving away from this terrible city*
(*city may only be terrible because the people here know me already)

>>5370921
yeah getting on it as early as possible and not feeling like shit isn't important at all

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>>5370914
don't worry i got on AAs at 17, but im still a fucking hon. after 15 u r fugged DDDDDDD:

>>5370924
>Trying to get on e
>Been on a waitlist for almost a month now to see a therapist who can write me a letter for hrt in 2 to 3 sessions with them
Maybe I'll just rob a pharmacy

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>>5370918
No, no I really don't think that's it

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>>5370899
cmere o//3//o
Lain-anon ur my fav anon and ur super pretty ily

>>5370922
Does she want you to go in boymode?

>>5370879
A R C H I V E

R

C

H

I

V

E

>>5370930
Wish I started at 14 instead tbqh

why are my boobs so small

>>5370940
You didn't leave a dish of honeyed milk out for the titty faerie

>>5370856
i was full boy mode :c

>>5370940
because the universe hates trannies

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>>5370939
dont know, p sure yup
just didnt mention it

have two other options though, spend it alone being a wittle neet or going to friends later on the christmas day
would be super nice to spend it with family ._.

>>5370939
i wish i told my mom at 12. ;-; the actually asked me why i didn't desu.

hello

>>5370860
go easy on the clown lips
you ain't a hooker are you? (are you?)

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>mfw OP from this thread >>5345074 → chose me
>mfw he's legit
>mfw he's actually my age, attractive, tall & fit
>mfw he'll pay for all my surgeries and well have a nice house and travel all around the world he said

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>>5370939
Y-You too!

But how can I be pretty if you don't know what I look like?

>>5370990
It all sounds nice but
>top/vers top, into humiliating
ruined it

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>>5370860
yfw you realize that you look like a generic tranny whore here, the kinda that doesnt pass.
whats up with the style for 45 year olds too?

>>5370998
I'm more of a bottom but I dont trying to top, it's worth it if you ask mee

>>5370990
congratulations on becoming a racists trophy arm candy
whores gonna whore

i said HELLO

>>5371004
>I dont trying
I mean I don't mind trying

>>5370939
>A R C H I V E
I don't even know what to search for in the archive to get it. [spoiler]I'm sorry.[/spoiler]

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Just got done hanging out with two former trips in Philly.
Ama

>>5370263
>the majority of MTF are fetishistic straight men. ;p
Fixed for accuracy

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>>5371006
You jelly

>>5371009
hi!!

>>5370961
Talk about it with your family before you tell them that you are willing to come.

>>5370990
jelly
he's also a kike btw

t. knower

>>5371021
fuck no, I'm not trans

>>5371000
well I don't have any one to give me fashion tips

>>5370985
I just wanted my lips to look like girl lips, even mom said the color is too red

>>5371042
What's the Internet

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>>5371040
>he's also a kike btw

>>5371040
He was, but I dont care. I don't mind cut desu

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>>5371017
>mfw you realize that most people here are fixated on wanting to be anime girls and they feel dysphoric about not being 2D or something as screwed up

How crazy is it that half the people here at the very least are literally insane people who aren't actually transgender at all?

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>>5370995
But I do.....
am looking at u rn....
Can I ask how old you are beb?

>>5370990
disgusting

>>5370974
>>5371009
.......
ba byeee
h3y

>>5371012
well it was only a couple threads ago
Pretty sure someone posted it yesterday
wouldn't take too long to find I imagine !!

>>5370961
I'd see if they'll let you go in girlmode because that sounds fun
going with friends also sounds nice tho idk

>>5370962
I told mine at 14 and she asked my I didn't tell her earlier too
it's never early enough, anon

>>5371057
yes

>>5371042
If only there were hundreds of thousands of fashion blogs and articles online.

>>5371009
Hello anne!

>>5371057
i want to be a shy anime boy and have my bp passed around in an all-boys school's bathroom tbqh

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>>5371057
>not wanting to be 2D

http://strawpoll.me/6231824

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>>5371066
I'm 22.

>>5370921
you sound jelly, old hon

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My long distance bf is coming over this weekend and we're going to spend the entire weekend fucking like rabbits, I can't wait! Especially after an entire month of being entirely unfulfilled and alone.

His cock is so big too, I hope I can take it all after going dry for so long.

>>5371023
HI!!! HOR ARE UYOU?

>>5371066
are you having a good day? did you eat tacos?

>>5371073
hello milly, how's the UK? queen doing well?

>>5371092
Shitpost all you want but stop fucking avatarfagging

>>5371099
>coming over
more like cumming over

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>>5371057
>>5371063

>>5371108
Giggity

>>5371093
>my cunning age meme

>>5371099
>tfw i have to wait until christmas until that happens

gonna be worth it tho, have fun!

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>>5371104
But Yukari is cute and that anime is adorable
just like her

>>5371092
see that's how I know you're cute
Most ppl look great after 2 (is it 3?) years of mones and you started p early

>>5371099
How far away is he

>>5371102
yeah it's been alright hbu
I DIDN'T but I ate a chicken wrap thing from 7-11

>>5371006
Also:
>''whore'' it up for a bit and finish transition fast, I wouldnt consider this whoring desu
>go to school for a long time, get a job, save up for years, then finally finish transition, all while suffering soul-crushing dysphoria
Pick one

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>>5371125
Two and a half I think, I look awful and super masculine though.

>around 20th birthday
>early

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>>5371063
>>5371057
>>5371017
These so much and think i'm one of those crazy persons but oh god if you can't see it yourself and think dysphoria is the feelings you get mostly when watching anime or hot girls on your class that you can't ever date, that leads into you feeling wanting to be as cute as those anime girls or the girls you want to date on your class but don't have any chance. Just snap out of it.

When you look at yourself in the morning and feel sad about it, is it because you feel distressed and ew about your body and the idea of going outside and everyone seeing you as something you aren't or is it just because you have social anxiety, bad history with people and want to just look like things you like and magically have life so much better?

Okay sure there is the chance of someone being that way and actually being trans, but bet most of you are not. How many of here are willing to live as a 55 year old woman, no not the freaking anime woman that is really adorable and sweet. The kinda woman that is wrinkly and doesn't have any of the desired things anymore?

>tfw no boy to come over and wreck my bp