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/mtfg/ transgirl general - misery edition

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▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
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▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
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1st for about bloody time
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>not cramping
>not getting emotional
>not getting migraines
w-what are u lizardmen?!?!?
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First for >tfw no anyone
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>>5372624
no, maybe idk.

>mfw rub eyes and 4 of the lashes fall off
u nuu!
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>misery edition

5th for not being able to hug your senpai
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>>5372649
Lizard: No
Man: yes
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>>5372644
what
are you joking or do legitimately get the cramps?
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Is it cool if I hang here?
I've been lurkin for ages but I think it's time I break away from the other anons.
Also, AMA
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>>5372657
who are you
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>>5372654
find a new one who accepts hugs
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>tfw the best way to get the best way for you guys think of psy and the hedgehog scat fanfiction the best way to get the best way to get the best thing for you to remain in the details of my face is this board should have people over a month and the human body and soul of my face is this a surprise to you you probably think some of the time even if it was just one more thing to do with the guidebook to be the little girl is a good idea to have the complete collection of the time even if it is a good album of the time even more so than the other hand I am a cool fella Who likes mozzarella cheese slice-eez I made me a salad tossed in some feta ayo ya know the gouda good but nigga the chedda's betta snackin on the cheese but I don't have anyone to cuddle with a kyüt girl or boy and his wife
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>ask guy friend his opinion about my hair color and whether i should do black
>"honestly i really like your brown hair now, it suits you!!"

wHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THIS HAIR COLOR ON ME?? WHY DON'T I LIKE IT WTF
i need to know. like what is it that people like about it and why don't i see it??????
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>>5372660
that's not the problem, anon ;_;
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Is it stereotypical for me to main support in vidya?
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>>5372662
maybe if you.. show your feet

skin tone
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>>5372662
because the brown looks far better than black would
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>tfw baggy clothes bc an amorphous blob looks better than boy shoulders
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literally everyone here is intersex
even more proof that I'm just a mentally disturbed man
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>>5372658
Just another Australian trans girl.
I normally browse /mu/ and /wcg/ but I've also been gravitating to this general over the years
>>5372662
Looks pretty qt3.14 imo
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>>5372656
Y-yes I'm serious, took pills for them for a while but they didnt work.
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>>5372670
don't you have an actual tripcode or is this someone else sheen posting
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>new thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aQy1LyQpYq

=DDDDDDDDDDDD
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too many ausfags
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>>5372672
>Australian
w-where abouts?
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>>5372667

;___;
idgi black is my natural color

>>5372668

;______; but i want super long black hair again idu
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>>5372657
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
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>>5372526
yes, I've done this far too many times ;_;
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>>5372677
East coast, Byron Bay to be specific, I moved some time ago. You're from Sydney right?
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im sick
need ice water
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>>5372665
I was in a guild once, one girl was main ranged dps, one was elemental dps, one was off tank, the other was dps and utility

main healer was an ex marine working in security, off healer was some douchebag, support + off tank was some kinda techy in the army

>>5372673
morning sickness desu
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>>5372678
>2015
>not showing your feet
get with the times edie
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>>5372617
>that dead-eyed look
Iktf senpai
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>>5372657
Are you a chaser?
Why do my breasts hurt and seem to grow more when i wear a bra all the time?
Why does the moon seem white C: ?
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i get cramps sometimes and i had slight gynecomastia am i intersex

how do u know
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>finally get a webcam so i can cam2cam with my cis girl friend
>notice i have the biggest eye bags ever

JUST.
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>>5372673
jesus christ you really are intersex
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>>5372682
go get some before you croak
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>>5372678

the brown looks more feminine and so does the cut
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>>5372688
if anon says so
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>>5372689
Just fuck around with them settings, increase brightness, backlight, contrast, gamma etc. ezpz yw np m8
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>>5372692
nice
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>>5372681
Yup

>>5372684
But it wasn't in the morning, guess I'm not memesex

>>5372691
H-how do stomach cramps make someone intersex?
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>>5372687
Nope, been on mones 5 months now.
You're restricting growing body tissue ya dingus, of course it's gonna hurt.
Sunlight reflecting off the surface or something, idk.
>>5372679
I'd like to know the same thing
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>>5372688
yes
>>5372693
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>>5372695
thanks
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>>5372697
p-pls it's the vestigial uterus in ur tummy u baka!!!

>////////<

also does ur dad know ur pregnant???
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>>5372689
abuse black and white !
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Anyone ever have to deal with a phobia of getting your blood drawn? And I really do mean phobia. I've destransitioned twice because of it and I keep trying to face it only to freak the fuck out and cancel any appointments with doctors I make. Getting my blood drawn is the absolute worst feeling in the world to me.
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>informed consent clinics require financial screening appointments before your first appointment
>they're all several hours away
i can't do this
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>>5372665
>>5372684
Ex LotRO fag, used to play RuneKeeper, hybrid DPS or HoT, I was always dead set about playing it as a healer though as I didn't want the responsibility. Kinship roped me into switching to support healing on a raid one night as one of the regulars didn't show, ended up loving it and eventually became main healer
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>>5372708
@_@ that's weird
getting shots feels worse to me
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Hey gals, just kinda curious what the thoughts are on age of transition to passing ratio. Are there ages ranges that are just sure to pass or is it just all genetics?
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>>5372674
no I don't have a tripcode
you should be able to filter me by name if you want to
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>>5372708
conquer your fears
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>>5372665
nope, i was a healslut in wow for 5 years
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>>5372714
literally all genetics
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>>5372708
>tfw almost passed out the first time i got my blood taken for HRT stuff
>tfw now make a point of watching the needle insertion and vials filling with blood
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>>5372708
Nah, I used to be really creep out by it, but I had a blood disorder when I was younger so I got it taken a lot. Repeated exposure I guess. It was never as bad as you are describing though desu.
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>>5372721
genetics are mutable. DMT and meditation can alter/rewrite your DNA.
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>>5372665
ive always liked support roles. healers are sluts.
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>>5372665
I dunno, I always played MDPS desu.
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>>5372727
>DMT and meditation can alter/rewrite your DNA.

wat...? source pls.
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>>5372714
good hair and skin care desu

>>5372712
really don't think there is a female = healer = sub thing...

I've seen so many men as healer/support, tho I think girls like nature archetypes more which usually includes some kinda druid healer class
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>>5372730
Tahm still shows up here? Man, some things never change.
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>>5372727
literally anything and everything can why specifically dmt and meditation
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>>5372727
>meditation
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>>5372685

nevur

>>5372693

>more feminine
>tfw i miss being a big man
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>>5372665
IDK, never played support, range characters/builds were all I ever mained
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>>5372731
>rolled first toon back when was 12 years old
>healerdruid, people said im a girl
>transitioned
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>>5372716
no I thought it was someone else pretending to be you in order to be a bitch
>>
helo
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4 months on hormones. I'm at the point where I look fem enough that people gender me female on webcam or in the right photograph, but really I still look like a big fat ugly guy.
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>>5372744
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>>5372731
>really don't think there is a female = healer = sub thing...
>I've seen so many men as healer/support, tho I think girls like nature archetypes more which usually includes some kinda druid healer class
erm, just to be clear, I'm actually a guy. I just tried the class because it looked interesting and was one of the more advanced classes, prior to that I played an AoE-DPS toon which got boring as it was mainly 4-5 buttons being spammed.
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>>5372745
that was last night and someone tried to get umaruchan in on the trolling because they know she hates me and now she probably hates me even more and even if I bothered protesting my innocence she wouldn't believe me so there's no real point in doing that just like the rest of my life
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>>5372740
>tfw edie teases me
>tfw will never be in a disgusting degenerate transbian couple with her
>why should i consider living?
I like your lips desu
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>>5372708
Ask the nurse drawing blood if you can hold her hand, and let them know you have trouble with blood. I get really bad fainting spells even thinking about getting blood drawn but that stuff really helps me. Even then I usually spend 30 minutes on the chair after getting it drawn before I've calmed down enough to get back up. But it's better than detransing because of a phobia.
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>>5372755
oh gocha
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>>5372740
>>tfw i miss being a big man

lmao you passing bitches are such cunts
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>>5372750
yaAAAAAAAAAy :DDDDDDDD
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>>5372733
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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i need someone to hug and say nice things to
i have like pent up up affection
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>>5372772
tell me im beautiful
>pic related me
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>>5372766
Well neat nontheless. Allison here (grad student one, did Greek). Stopped by to see how this place was doing. Neat to see you're still around.
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>>5372772
me the past 4 years
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>>5372750
time to make your living on chaturbate
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>>5372758

i-is it u, feet cb friend?

>>5372763

i was being serious lmao!! i know other colors make me look more feminine or prob help me pass but honestly idec anymore. i felt realllly pretty with thick long black hair, like it made me feel good!! but i was not as into it cause i didn't have new extensions. and i can afford that now and like idc if i look more manly or w/e i just wanna be happy with how i look even if it's not as feminine ;__;
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meeting a person i like tomorrow. how do i convince her i'm not pathetic and ugly
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>>5372766
>Just passing
The /mtfg/ hugbox mentality is really doing a number on you girls
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>>5372781
don't be pathetic and ugly
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>>5372761
Don't worry, was just joining in on the MMO nostalgia sesh
Hadn't actually played it for years, the old Kin fell apart, then a few weeks ago one of the old Kinnies who still plays started trying to arrange a reunion run for old times. Seeing as I've still got VIP lifetime subs I thought "fuck it, why not", everyone was agreeing to it in the Facebook group but only me and her actualy showed up. Gutted would be an understatement.
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>>5372780
>living embodiment of mtfg memes.jpg
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>>5372784
dude...
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>>5372774
you're beautiful
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>>5372781
just you do you
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>>5372772
iktf

the lack of intimate hugging in my life is killing me right now
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>tfw you're too socially awkward to use your voice that you spend hours practicing in the car in front of other people
who else /mute/ here
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>>5372783
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>5372775
I'm terribad with names and stuff, are you the tinychat Allison? There used to be a trip here called Allison I think, I also have one on my skype but who's cis and not a grad student. TOO MUCH ALLISON IN MUH BRAINNN
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>>5372791
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>>5372780
I DONT GO ON CB!
Although you are getting me interested in this. maybe i might stop by one :^)
you kkinda look like a loli in that pic
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>>5372795
Not generally a mute, but had to check my phone to see if I had spoken a single word today.
I haven't.
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>be in California
>go into starbuxks
>Kayla confirmed basic white girl name
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>>5372795
>who else /mute/ here

ME
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>>5372772
I'm a guy and iktf. It's why I have my dog because I'm 99.99% sick of dating and relationships.
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>>5372724
>tfw I actually did pass out, but it wasn't needle-phobia, it was being skinny and having nothing to eat before going in.
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>>5372799
ahaha!!!
I was going to post that. jillian u crazy donger !!
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Love the brown. Maybe a Lil auburn highlights would be nice also.
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>>5372798
The one with a few tattoos, long red hair. Was basically the alcoholic of /mtfg/ along with melly in my time here.
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>>5372795
>not always using girl voice. even in boy mode.
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>>5372795

>tfw someone decides to say something to me I either smile and wave or say something in a really soft voice
>tfw I avoid using my voice as much as possible
>feelsbad
>why cant i have nice voice
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>>5372804
You're a californian going into starbucks, I don't think you can call other people out for being basic or white
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>>5372792
thanks! cya tomorrow ; )
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>>5372795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14wYuC5ibZZ
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>>5372816
wait did u just do what i think u just did
which is turn this around and make it seem like ur meeting up with me
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>>5372811
Oh, I think I remember yah. Add me if you wanna chitchat before I catch some z's.

tom.toriell
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>>5372820
damn, you sound very young adn soft
nice voice
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>>5372804
What part of California?
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>>5372827
:o t-ty ;~;
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>>5372820
nice voice.
would allow to whisper to me when im in bed.
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>>5372827
>>5372832
kiss
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>>5372759
I think that would make me more uncomfortable holding a stranger's hand haha. I kind of wish I just fainted when I got it drawn, at least I wouldn't have to be conscious during the whole thing. Instead I have to feel every second of it, and every second feels like it lasts forever. I know there is a patch out there that numbs the area completely(which I'm sure would make the experience 1000x better) but when I asked some doctors about it they just said they don't offer anything like that. It requires a prescription to use too so I need a doctor to get it from.
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>>5372825
I'll have to chat tomorrow. Laying in bed with my boyfriend who is a light sleeper. Will add you though. Pic is me, bee tee dubs.
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>>5372834
Silly anon, she's mine. The only whispering in bed she'll be doing is to me
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>tfw these are the kind of guys who hang around transwomen spaces
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>>5372843
o-okay, sorry
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>>5372844
forgot pic
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>out at dinner
>grandparents are socializing and i'm hovering near them
>one of their friends sees me
>"who's this girly"
>grandma grabs me
>"this is my grandson"
>this happened three times tonight
>the first thing i have to say to each of these people is
>"sorry"
>>5372821
yea
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>>5372827
damn, how long have you been working on that
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>>5372844
what kind?
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>>5372851
oh damn
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>>5372854

>>5372850
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>>5372851
hehe
so grandparents dont know?
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oops >>5372852
was meant for>>5372820
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>>5372857
i was joking though. i'm not surprising you.
That would be creepy.
>>5372862
no they do. we told them months ago. my grandmother just said to me "i don't see you as a girl though because you've always been my grandson."
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>>5372867
i kno but i wouldn't mind, it would be fun
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>>5372860
yhyh, disregard, spotted the pic after replying
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>>5372820
>tfw trip falls off if i go to another board

>>5372840
I do know what you mean, I get the same way but having someone's hand to squeeze helped me out a bunch because it was distracting. I guess it could be different for different people.

>>5372848
Can confirm my bf posted that, sorry ;~;

>>5372852
>>5372863
Ages. I started voice work back in like.. early 2013, gave up because it sounded bad, but picked it back up after I started hrt ~18 months ago. Been really consistently practicing daily for about 4 months on my commute to work.
Doing vocal cord warmups like singers do helped me out a LOT.
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>>5372868
i promise i'll visit sometime. i'm about to be back in san antonio so i can drive over maybe.
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>>5372850
What did you expect.
>>5372867
>I don't see you as a girl though because you've always been my (Insert male relation title)
That's always shitty to hear, especially if they don't even pretend to try
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>>5372875
Why are you posting in /mtfg/ if you have a SO?
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>>5372867
oh wow. dat grandmother tho
>tfw iktf and its not good feel ;_;

how long on mones are you?
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>tfw didn't eat a single thing all day
yaaay..
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>>5372876
yeah that would be rad
we could go throw oranges at cars on the interstate or someting
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hey what do I do with my hair??

http://strawpoll.me/6233968
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>>5372883
mmm idk if thats good or bad
im dieting too but ruuuu...~`
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>>5372879
;~; it's an ldr and i'm a hon please let me stay
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>>5372885
I don't know but I wanted to participate. Voted ???
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>>5372880
7 and a half months.
>>5372883
wtf is wrong with you
>>5372884
i was thinking watch a couple movies and maybe go out for dinner but sure, w/e you enjoy
>>5372877
yea fuck my grandmother tho desu. she thinks all muslims are terrorists and she's gonna vote for donald trump.
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>>5372883
no appetite? or what D:
i didnt have much of an appetite today
>>5372879
not like people post here solely because theyre lonely or want to be chased
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>>5372885
make it blue like sanic :DDDDDDDD
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>>5372895
there's a hole in my stomache rn but at least i'll be happy in the long run
>>5372900
everything desu
>>5372901
dieting!
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>>5372885
piiiiiiiiink
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>>5372900
yeah that works too
theres a really good pizza place i go to all the time i think you would enjoy it, or not idk
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>>5372900
>yea fuck my grandmother tho desu. she thinks all muslims are terrorists and she's gonna vote for donald trump
My dad's on the same boat, he's supportive with me but he's been watching a bunch of Fox news and it's definitely going to his head
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>>5372901
I'm lonely and want to be chased.
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>>5372897
look like dis rn
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>>5372915
doesnt go for all of us! but its not a bad thing
just be careful ok <3
>>5372907
should have something to eat at least, don't hurt yourself
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>>5372907
u hhhhhhhhh i dont think holes in tummy is good :z

how many months on mones?
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>>5372883
me too, high five
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>>5372916
why hair on arm
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>>5372916
>that arm hair
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>>5372910
you know i love pizza senpai
>>5372913
yea. she's so passive aggressive about everything. always looking for some way to guilt me or threaten me into not going to therapy or getting my prescription.
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Someone convince me not to go eat peanut butter cookies and milk.
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>>5372928
idk everything i think of eating makes me feel gross so i don't feel like eating anything tobehonest
>>5372929
2 months
>>5372933
/highfive
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Tfw depressed and lonely
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>>5372916
>looking like a slut
pls
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>>5372940
okay good just checking
theres also a good mexican place
and lots of pho
and and and a burga place i love too
god i like food a whole lot
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>>5372947
if you can convince me not to die then you have a deal
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I
LOVE
ALL OF U
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>>5372950
okk just don't wait too long
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>>5372951
same

wanna stop being lonely?
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For DIY-ers: How to go about getting surgery? My end goal right now is to somehow afford an orchiectomy.
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>>5372958
>tfw cis male lurking
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>>5372962
Yes of course
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>>5372937
>>5372939
why does it even matter

>>5372953
h-hush I can't help it
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>>5372916
Dye it red desune
>>5372940
My remaining grandparents and relatives are all at least an ocean away, so much unnecessary bullshit avoided.
IKTF though, it took my parents a cool second before they accepted that I needed professional help
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>>5372963
You can do that in the bathroom with a pen knife and a bottle of vodka.
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>>5372963
Slam an axe down into your groin, proceed to stab with a sword, cauterize with a hot iron rod
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>>5372954
ughhhh shiiiiit i haven't had pho in so phocking long
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what does everything think of those butt pad things. i feel like they could really help out but it might be really risky/misleading
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http://strawpoll.me/6234016
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>>5372964
inb4 "CHASER SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>5372958
I want you to fill me
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>>5372975
its good but if theres cilantro in it i cant eat it
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>>5372965
post your skype senpai
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>>5372980
I want nothing to do with trannies, I find you 'condition' interesting though, and what you all talk about
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pink is winning.
I'll check it later.

ty thread bibi
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>>5372985
Why are you posting here then, there are a million other places, fuck off
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>>5372990
exactly that, the hostility, fascinating
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>>5372983
i love cilantro you're weird.
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>>5372985
I aint a tranny
also, pic related
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>>5372993
it tastes like soap to me and ruins everything
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>>5372995
I'd rather you pretend I wasn't here.

Continue your discussions of trivial stuff.
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>>5372998
it's not very good raw
but it's good in soohp.
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>>5372984
I dont have skype but my kik is duckduckmooses
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>>5373006
i dont have kik only sluts use that right?
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my orbital rims are really strong is there any way of really hiding them till I have enough money for ffs?
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>>5372978
I've pondered doing so myself
>can't confide this in any of my friends
that's attention seeking
>can't talk to friends about my feelings
that's also attention seeking
>can't apologize if feel like I've done something wrong
that's emotional blackmail
>can't talk to them about how their day was
that's hiding from my problems

On the real Shan, consider finding something that takes you out of your house, that's making any feelings you have about yourself worse, every time I have a day off work I feel the same way, I normally drown it out by looking at clothes, shoes or new glasses.
I'm not going to strawpoll you on whether you should kill yourself or not, I'm not going to hugbox you a lot of us have said very similar things about your appearance, yes you are structurally big and overweight also but you're not done yet, try and make something with what you have, lose some weight, try a fashion style that suits larger ladies like the 50s inspired. yes I am a hypocrite but whatever nigga
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>>5373002
no no not for me
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>>5373007
I dont know. If anyone else feels like chatting with sad anon tho I will be staring blankly at the wall until I fall asleep with my eyes open
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>>5372976
Butt pad things? you wanna elaborate there a bit?
>>5372978
I'd advise against it, but hey, you do you.
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i ate a nissin cup noodles and i feel guilty
am i gonna gain 300 lbs now
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sleep
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>>5373035
yes
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>>5373039
fug my life
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>>5373012
well shit, I can't even draw a negative out of this
have Putin hugging a Koala in return
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>>5373000
Please report your findings
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Who else feelin qt af rn?
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Why can I still not resist fapping at least once a day?
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>tfw most things are going surprisingly well in life but you're still completely empty inside because something is missing
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>>5373054
because it feels good
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what's everyone listening to rn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcCaCIRTM0
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>>5373054
cause humans can be hot
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>>5373059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jTbAu2u0Rk&t=6002s
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>>5373059
https://youtu.be/6V9cWksBjas
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>>5373055
is it me
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>>5373059
Your heart because I want to rest my head on your chest and cuddle with you.
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>>5373059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7NwNOE_iGE
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>>5373067
>New Pakistani Electro
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>>5373062
>3 and a half hours long of creepypasta
erm
>>5373067
is it bad that i like the skrillex remix of that song?
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>>5373059
https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE
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>>5373059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f_ZyLhnmg
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>>5373053
Not me desu
>>5373054
It just becomes a habit after a while
>>5373059
I don't mind being a fuccboi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz-_mstXfr0
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>>5373075
>is it bad that i like the skrillex remix of that song?
Not at all, C&S are breddy gud, They do/have done DnB, dubstep, breakbeat, all sorts of stuff, very talented producers
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>>5373084
Why have you done this to me.
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>>5373071
o-oh that's nice, thank you anon
>>5373077
that guitar riff will never get old desu
>>5373087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AatJZCGkUj0
my favorite c&s song
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>>5373084
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>>5373067
Following from that, for maximum cringe lulz .... this - https://youtu.be/-M_TBnT3FJA

>>5373074
I'm guessing you're trying to troll me or you just hate chav's. If it's the latter, don't worry, I hate 'em too
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>>5373090
>tfw Kiwi will never return your love.
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>>5373012
Sheen better have read this
>>5373098
pic related
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>>5373106
stoooop anon pls i'm not cute enough to be loved
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>>5373084
no im a transbian ;_;
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>tfw super masculine jawline
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>>5373090
>that guitar riff will never get old desu
agreed

>my favorite c&s song
That whole album is pretty damn good, my favourite on there is "Running"

>>5373109
>pic related
"sick bruv innit, yoo get me doe"
If I had the choice I'd euthanize the lot of 'em
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>>5373111
Wanna put your penis in my vagina?
i'm cis btw
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>>5373117
just get ffs :^)
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>>5373123
Already did and it's still super masculine :^)
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>tfw no trans gf to introduce to my parents over the holidays

yipes
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>>5373128
should have gone to a good surgeon :^)
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>When you remember that your life would be so much better by this point in time had you only been born with a vagina.
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>>5373133
Went to Speigal :^)
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>>5373136
should have gone to dr z :^)
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>>5373120
sorry i'm trying to chase someone else's tbqh
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>>5373139
But dr z sucks :^)
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>>5373119
move to Australia and euthanize the "lads" with me instead
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>mfw the qt male trip friend of mine i was gonna live with in seattle is comin to philly
>to "take me out on a date"

AAAAHHHH!!! i'm so exciteddd !!!!! omgmogogmoogmogmo ^3^

>>5373059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTch7g_gkfU
dis songgg
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>>5373142
guess you just cant fix hons :^)
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>>5373111
since when?
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>>5373139
Lol if you wanna look like joan rivers
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>>5373144
what do you charge by the hour dollface?
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>>5373144
hi edie! happy to hear that, enjoy your date
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>>5373146
like a month ago i guess
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>>5373145
Very true :^)

>>5373148
Michelle hendly doesn't look like Joan rivers
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>>5373153
b-but cute boys
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>>5373143
I've actualy got a cousin who emigrated to Oz some years back but I'd be more likely to Emigrate to Canada where I have other relatives. Either way I won't be moving anywhere in reality.
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i hate my face and my body so fucking much
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>>5373149

i-i'm not an escort, i just like him. i have had a mild infatuation for like 4 years but he had a gf and i was even more ugly than i am now. BUT NOW IS MY TIME TO STRIKE

>>5373152

hihihihihi
and ty but it won't be for awhile ;3; i am already prepping tho!!! i must look ...perfect
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>>5373157
i just don't feel it anymore tbqh

i can only be in love with girls

and i need to love
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>>5373162
Iktf anon
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Sorry if this is like... no bueno or something, but could you all give me your opinion on whether or not I need FFS to pass? Not to be pretty, just to pass. 9 months HRT, hair is short 'cause I couldn't grow my hair out until recently. Apologies for shit tier webcam quality, mainly just want to know if these proportions will ever be passable :|
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Help me understand my bloodwork, pre-HRT, 27,190lbs

so I came back as: Testosterone 363 ng/dL
Estrogen 110 pg/mL
Prolactin 14.3

Good, Bad? Should I start with 100mg spiros and 2mg of E?
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>>5373171
It might help the forehead a little, but I wouldn't say it's needed.
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>tfw someone says you look like bat for lashes

Just fucking kill me
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>>5373171
you look like a lesbian now, does that answer your question?
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is it normal to absolutely hate my actual reflection (ie what other people see, instead of what i see in the mirror)? whenever i see an unmirrored pic of myself i want to take a belt sander to my gross fucking face, but my normal reflection i see in the mirror is relatively fine. which one is how other people see me? am i just so used to mirror-me that i minimize all of my flaws, and i can actually see how trash i look when i'm reversed? heeeelp
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>tfw no boy to do this with
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>>5373164
w-what if we dated non exclusively until we get boyfriends?
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>>5373175
thanks. forehead is definitely on the list if I do go for ffs but I was planning on having bangs anyway since my hairline sucks

>>5373175
lol not the vibe I'm going for but I'll take it, thanks. hard to get an accurate read on myself when I hate myself so much yknow
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>>5373183
>tfw you will never wrap your legs tightly around someone
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>>5373183
tfw no girl to do this with
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>>5373185
toronto?
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>>5373164
B-Bexe wheres Elanna?
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>>5373196
*sigh*
no
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>>5373197
She's banned for linking to the noelle doxing archive.
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>>5373197
in alberta
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>>5373202
>>5373203
Bring her back pls ;~;
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>>5373191
>tfw you will never nonchalantly text friends while being pounded from behind
>>5373192
Gay.
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>>5373183
>>5373192
I miss being able to do those to someone ....

>>5373191
.... and having that done to me.

CBA with the agro anymore though.
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>can't complain because I don't shitpost anime
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>>5373176
better than stephen king
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>>5373219
True but still
Bat for lashes is pretty bad looking tbqh
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I wish I had someone to sex with right now.
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>>5373210
If you're texting, he's doing it wrong lol
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>>5373197
>tfw nobody misses you when you are away
>tfw all that happens is you get called a poopy boy and a rapist
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>>5373223
>tfw nobody notices when you're away
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>>5373222
>not teasing the boy with disinterest so that he feels he has to go harder
pls
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>>5373221
I'm sure it can't be that difficult for you to 'git some'
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>>5373228
Aaaaaaaand that's why I cba with relationships anymore. Too many mind games.
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>>5373233
Im basically a neet with no self confidence and am at a point in my life with nothing going for me. I wouldnt even know what to do if another human were to interact with me.
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>tfw comparing pre-hrt pictures to picture taken today
woa skittles actually do something
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Continuing on the rap theme from yesterday. It's not an entire cover, but it's something :^]
https://clyp.it/dhb2vkq2
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>>5373241
I'm not far off being the same myself. Life has broken me too much
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>>5373249
>tfw looking at old pics
woa I want to die
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>>5373241
The only way to get better is to practice. You have to come to terms with the fact that initially you'll likely be quite awkward if you want to improve.
>>
>>5373249
I think you're crazier then cheska
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>tfw no elanna to cuddle and fall asleep with

jdimsa

goodnight mtfg i've got work in the morning
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>>5373249
Haven't you been on mones like, only a month or two?
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>>5373254
iktf it's like ugh but looking forward is so exciting
>>5373258
lmao how, i didn't even say anything that crazy
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>>5373254
>tfw you look at old pics and still look the same
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>>5373270
iktf
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>>5373261
i started a slow dose on sept 26, i've been on my full dose for a little over a month now
idk just like my eyes are more glossier and my skin is softer and more glowy, i guess and bobs and stuf, but my eyes definitely changed a lot, i can't say how though
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>>5373273
How did you know when to start full dose when you were self medding?
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>>5373174
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>>5373278
i just worked my way up to it, 100mg spiro a day for 2 weeks, 200mg spiro a day for another 2 weeks, then just repeated the same thing for estro, 2mg and 200mg spiro, then after 2 weeks 4mg estro, 200mg spiro
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>>5373171
you remind me of angelina jolie in hackers, but your profile looks like bobby from king of the hill
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>>5373210
>Gay.
yes please
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Did Jenna ever get with her flat mate?
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>>5373306
a new boy moved in and she got with him instead
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>>5373305
i wanna be undyne..
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>>5373305
I am alphys
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>>5373291
>god dangit bobbeh
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>>5373311
I wanna be Toriel

tfw no gf with Oedipus Complex
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>>5373305
>tfw I'll never be Alphys
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>looks through pics of when i last had black hair a year ago

i think i look so qt like dis idc what anyone says ;3;
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>>5373321
Short and black is cute on you.
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>>5373317
toriel is bae desu
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>>5373321
If you don't care what anyone says then why are you posting?
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>>5373321
Imo short + black hair makes you look sceneish but you do you
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>>5373322

t-thank

>>5373324

to make myself feel better about my decision ;-;
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>>5373321
You got it goin on, chica. Your eyes are so sparkly *3*
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>>5372643
should I take a pic every month of HRT and make a timeline?

I'm trying progynova and spiro
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>>5373338
do you want AGPs to jerk over you
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>>5373321
that's a good look senpai
i'm probably gonna dye my hair black once it grows out a bit more, blonde just doesn't work on me
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>>5373338
Take a pic every day
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>>5373345
seriously though cramping?
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>>5373347
I-is that really so weird? I was also getting this weird throbbing near my belly button for a while, hurt like hell, is that another sign of being memesexed?
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Tell me the story of the first time you bought panties. Here's mine
>Desperate highschool kid
>Wanna be a qt grill but no clothes
>Figure undies would be the best and easiest to hide
>Ask dad for food money for a group gathering that never happened
>walk into target
>Spend an hour googling what my size would be
>End up just guessing anyway, some generic panties
>Pick up some other stuff to hide my purchase
>mfw lady scanned it and looked at me funny
>run home and put em on
>several months later get caught and forced out of the closet

I just need an excuse to type
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>>5373352
you probably just have a big poop coming
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>>5373352
idk but like you put all the pieces of the puzzle together and it sounds like you might be
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>>5373357
are you trying to imply that jormy is some how pregnant?
>>
>one time had diarrhea
>stomach was cramping really bad
>the diarrhea sucked but was weirdly a little happy because that was the closest I'd ever get to a period
kinda fucked up t b h
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>>5373363
yea i guess
except with a big poop
in her butt
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>tfw you will never impregnate jörmy
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Who are some annoying tripfags from other generals all over 4chan?

I want to get drunk and just be mean to someone on vg but can't find anybody.
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>mfw I see oddish being a homer over in /sp/
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>>5373372
Kek do tripfags here trip other places?
That's retarded
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>>5373356
Havent ever bought any of my own grill clothes yet, I've only stolen it.

I'm gross.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ

h-how have i not seen this yet?
holy cannoli!
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>>5373356
I was being an idiot teen and shoplifted my first pack of 5+1, I was too embarrassed to be seen buying them so I became a criminal. Second time though I bought them as an adult who didn't give a fuck what the fallas cashier thought.

And I'm still stealth to my whole family, I haven't decided on either faking my death or just moving to the other side of the planet.
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Why can't I be anything but fetish unloved garbage? No one wants to ever do anything but meaningless flirting or just fucking. I just want something real. I'm really bummed out.
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>>5373381
ufufu did at least

rip
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>>5373414
girls are pretty open-minded these days and you can always date other trannies
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Why is sleeping so hard?
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http://strawpoll.me/6234491
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>>5373423
I can't say, senpai
I just woke up after three hours of crying myself to sleep
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>>5373423
Sleep is the cousin of death
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>>5373433
>go to bed early so I can get at least 7 hours of sleep
>wake up after 2 or 3 and can't fall asleep again
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>>5373432
>letting your cat go outside
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>>5373432
I'm a girl I can't drive
>>
I really wish I had a trans gf right now.

Im really drunk and I just wish I had a girl to protect and just love each other. Admit that we both aren't perfect but she looks up to me as a superior and we love each other. I mean it doesn't have to be trans but I romanticize "forbidden" relationships.

I feel like im actually protecting someone that might get attacked by randoms.
>>
>>5373381
i don't on /mu/ or /new/ but i do on /sp/. idk.
>>5373372
go busc
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>>5373453
>Im really drunk
yea no, go home
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>>5373453
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>>5373453
I don't need to be drunk to wish I had a trans gf
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>study all night
>just to find out that the exam is on monday
>yay
looks like its going to be an another awkwardly sleepy-ish day aaaand like for no reason at all

but this time it doesn't involve self unbuttoning shirts
>>
>>5373453
>she looks up to me as a superior
nigga you gotta earn that shit, and your attitude right now is why you dont have it already
>>
>>5373463
well at least you will do better in the test having studied well ahead.
do a revision on sunday evening
>>
>moving tomorrow
>meeting gf for first time in a few weeks
>last day at shit retail job
BIG DAY TOMORROW
>>
>>5373459
idk y but i hate this pic alot
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>>5373467
oh jeez did she end up okay?
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>tfw you've never had a bf or even kissed anyone
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>>5373469
Yeah. Don't know what happened yet but she'll explain to me tomorrow.
>tfw daydreaming about kissing her on my bed.
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>>5373470
>tfw had your first kiss taken from you non-consensually by your girlfriend
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>>5373472
ooooh
happy for the both of you :3
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>>5373465
totally :9
maybe..

at home rn and about to go back there but like sooo want to change to girl jeans, these guy things just suck so much x:

>>5373470
go kiss someone
tell him its for science and such, memma
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>>5373453
>>5373460
>tfw no cute chaser bf/gf to rub my gt against as we cuddle
Come get me.
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Goodnight trannies. Here's hoping I don't wake up.
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>>5373480
Okay, where you at?
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>>5373474
>tfw no one to kiss me non-consensually

>>5373478
I'm too hon and ugly to kiss anyone but maybe one day.

All I want is a kiss and cuddles.
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>>5373482
Sweet dreams, at least
>>
>>5373485
Why would you want to get molested?
It was fucking horrible, I cried for a good while right after it.
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>>5373483
Waiting for you. Show me how cute you are pls.
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>>5373474
>tfw first kiss from boy was non-consensual
I wish I could look at boys the same now tbqh ;~;
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>>5373352
zzzzz

http://www.webmd.com/pain-management/guide/abdominal-pain-causes-treatments

whachu upto jormy??? o.o;;
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>>5373489
Why not?
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>>5373491
This is me drawing a picture for our 1 year anniversary
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>>5373441
>come home early from going out to play magic
>just get yelled at for not passing a class and eleven different things
>go to bed and cry myself to sleep
>wake up dehydrated three hours later
Can someone please just kill me so that I don't have to go on living
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>>5373505
hello friend
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>>5373495
Awww pookie...
Not all men are bad babe im sorry that happened...
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>>5373515
H-Hi, how's it going?
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>>5373511
>Can someone please just kill me so that I don't have to go on living

Nope but remember to stay hydrated, it's important when you cry a lot.
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goodnight mtfg
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>>5373117
ill be legit annon, i would have gone tranz if i didnt look so manly, so i just embraced what i had, i dont have the look i want, but your body was built to fit a certain roll, like an rpg character, dont hate the class you aren't, embrace the one you are.
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>>5373505
You post cute things. I like you already.
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>>5373523
>Nope
Well fuck you too, whore
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>>5373533
Rude
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>>5373529
nite sheen feel better boo

>>5373519
I'm not too well rn but u should tell me abt touhou I dno much but the characters are cute and I RLLY like the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9bTDO-vVs&list=PLJTyCKPUOFmQKIhNAabZbDaPeNH62kKb-&index=1

>>5373532
can I be that plushy and someone tucks me in ;~;

>>5373517
it's ok I just think abt it a lot it was pretty recent
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>>5373536
I'm done with life I'm just stuck in this corpse until it breaks, it's already malfunctioning garbage
>>
>>5373531
I as a huge darksouls fan appreciate this picture, thank you anon for brightening my day
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>>5373532
Thank you Anon
You post cute things too so I like you as well
Let's keep on posting together!

>>5373537
I don't know where to start
If you like Shibayan then did you listen to the Bossa Nova albums?
They're comfy
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>>5373537
No I understand pooks. That happens sometimes you can't get it out of your mind. Honestly in my opinion just don't consider it your first kiss and save your next one for someone special. I know that may be hard emotionally and mentally but I believe in you. You'll find what you're looking for pookie.
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>tfw 19 kills in cs:go and my team still loses
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>>5373546
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>>5373558
Umaru you're much prettier than you give yourself credit for tbqh...
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>>5373558
DELETE THIS
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>>5373539
iktf
>>5373554
>only 19 kills
Maybe you'll win if you get good.
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>>5373546
I'll keep posting with you anon-senpai. Who knows where it might lead. Posting together all night long...
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>>5373562
b-but i was the highest score on my team
the player under me only had 5 kills
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>>5373560
no I'm not...

>>5373561
m-make me
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>>5373554
sux 2 SUCK

>>5373544
wongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwongerwonger

>>5373546
Y-yeh I did and I'm in love with them <3 __ <3
what's the charcters name l-lol
like the >>5373515
girl she's cute

>>5373552
Thanks anon ;~;
You're really kind I appreciate you
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>>5373574
wow RUDE i'm gonna go cry about it now
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>>5373569
What rank are you though?

I'm honestly too good at video games.
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>tfw you come back from work to home made fried chicken, and mac & cheese that your roommate made for you

how are you /mtfg/??
>>
>>5373574
pookie??????? what kind of name even is that u drongo
>>
>>5373570
I think you're really pretty kira tbqh...
You have a really nice style about you that I have never seen before and a personality that makes people like you. There's something special about you tbqh...

>>5373574
Im just trying to help you out since I know that must kind ofsuck. I believe in you pooks.
>>
>>5373579
I'm ok. Resisting the urge to camwhore. I'm jonesing bad for compliments.
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>>5373564
Maybe it'll lead into a blossoming friendship that'll last five decades!

>>5373570
You can only eat toast with vegemite until you delete it

>>5373574
On the left is Hakurei Reimu
On the right is Kirisame Marisa
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>>5373579
>tfw not living the gem life
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>>5373574
How you doing Kaylee?
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>>5373584
>that many tbqh
MAKI REVEAL YOURSELF.
>>
>>5373562
I just want to not hurt
>>5373579
>tfw won't ever get this if I move in with Bestfriend because he doesn't cook
>>
>>5373584
no I don't, no there isn't...

nobody really likes me, thinks I'm special, or attractive, or cute ... I'm always inferior and discarded

>>5373586
u sound australian ><
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>>5373582
my exes pet name l-lol ><
I should get a new one tbqh

>>5373579
I want to cry and eat hot cheetos
put hot cheetos in ur mac and cheese it's RLLY good ok

>>5373576
do it, slut

>>5373584
>>5373593
I hope it is tbqh
I miss him and I hope he's doing well wherever he is

>>5373589
Not me
think someone asked me that before
diff Pookie SORRY
who's Kaylee tho tell me abt them

>>5373586
OH Reimu ok
she's cute
they're cute
I wanna B them

>>5373596
look look umie it's u
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>>5373595
Escapism helps with pain but I guess you gotta be neet to do it properly.

Feels good not having to use my gross voice, look myself in the mirror or do anything real.
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>>5373598
piekuu wiekuu not u again!!! @_@;;;
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>>5373587
not worry anon

there's plenty of self-hate and doubt in there too

>>5373598
someone irl recommended that to me before too

hmm
>>
>>5373596
Nobody?
What about me anon? I think youre special and cute...why would I just say it for no reason? I have nothing to gain.

>>5373593
No not maki
>>
>>5373598
awwwww it's still cute tho!!!!
>>
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>>5373586
I am a fan of blossoming friendships.
>>
>>5373599
Yeah I'm not a real NEET
>>
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>>5373604
>Not maki
Thats exactly something Maki would say.
>>
>>5373604
idk ppl say stuff all the time

it doesn't really mean anything at the end of the day tho, happy lil lies take no effort
>>
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>>5373606
shut up slut
what u up to
how's the life of wongor
what do u even DO all day
wanna play an mmo
wanna
wanna
be my friend.......

>>5373603
try it.......

>>5373602
Hi beb !! I hope you feel better soon <3
>>
>>5373598
If your not them, then you look similar as fuck. She's a girl I used to know. Lived in Texas last I heard from her, though I hear that's not the case anymore. She stayed up late playing lots of games on steam all the time, so I was fairly certain you were her, but either your not her, or you don't want to be ID'd so ill let it be.
>>
>>5373615
I wont tho sorry ;~;
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>>5373596
Do I really? My secret...

>>5373598
One Touhou became a Touhou by dying
So it is possible
You just have to believe

>>5373608
Me too!
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>>5373598
My name used to be Kaylee. Do they think you are me? Are me you? No.
>>
>>5373616
>She stayed up late playing lots of games on steam all the time, so I was fairly certain you were her,
You know that's not a unique characteristic right?
>>
>>5373622
Yeah well the image I saw of the girl plus the similarities made me think it was her. My bad.
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>that realization when i won't be able to watch the new samurai jack seasons because i don't have cable
>>
>>5373625
You have the Internet. They'll be on streaming sites all of 10 minutes after airing.
>>
>>5373616
We rlly look alike? When did you talk to her? I play games late night too rofl me n her shud play
nooo I've never been to Texas and am sure I'm younger than her
I'm curious abt her though I guess

>>5373620
I'm going to try
eventually

>>5373621
but I am you anon
I wonder if they think I'm you
idk !! confusing

>>5373619
; __ ; You will be one day I swear
and we're gonna get thru it together ok ??
>>
>>5373623
It's understandable, but coincidences are real enough that I usually assume someone I think I recognize on the internet simply isn't who I think they might be
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>>5373625
>new samurai jack seasons
it's still going?!
>>
>>5373500
Golfing with a trip
>>
>>5373629
It came back, I need to rewatch it because I didn't see it past a certain point
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>>5373626
o-oh right! i knew that, of course, i was just pretending to be retarded
>>5373629
mhm, it's gonna be airing on adult swim sometime next year
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>>5373616
>tfw name is/was Kaylee and live in Texas.
Uhh...
>>
I'm probably gonna go to bed soon too. I have a rigorous day of call center work ahead of me. I guess the best thing about being in IT is that its so full of wierdos that when I do transition no one will likely bat an eye. Unless I am as disgusting to look at as I think I am.
>>
>>5373627
Here's a cute night sparrow Touhou
for you

>>5373633
Wanna go get P. Terry's with me?
>>
>>5373627
I was gonna move in with her for a while, but a better housing situation came up so it didn't happen. depending on who you talk to, she's either a cutie, or a potential sociopath.
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>>5373620
brb

>>5373627
idk, it's too hard...

>>5373630
omg ur on a date?!
>>
>>5373633
Well unless I was gonna move in with you at some point, then you might not be the same Kaylee. It's a popular name due to Firefly.
>>
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>>5373636
Guitar I swear to God if this is you.
>>
>>5373641
Then what?
>>
>>5373639
Uhh uhh...

>>5373643
Then I'm gonna have some stern words for you! Y-Yeah.
>>
>>5373647
I look forward to it.
>>
>>5373649
Prove to me you're Guitar! Do it now!
>>
>>5373647
Lol. Seriously?
>>
>>5373652
You're not the boss of me
>>
Can someone make a new thread
Make it Touhou edition or something
>>
>>5373660
>>5373660
>>5373660
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