Gay General: Jetpacking Edition

You're all fucking faggots.

>>5354549
this

>>5354545
Jetpacking

Why not just call it spooning ?

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>>5354549
>>5354556

Damn right hunties

>>5354549
>>5354556
This

>>5354558
Autism is why.

>>5354527
That's what they all say. Including me.

>>5354561
Stop using my name

>>5354558

It's jetpacking when the little spoon is bigger than the big spoon

duh you stupid slut

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>>5354545

>tfw 5 foot 9 manlet
>tfw it will be really easy to find a big guy 4 me

aw yiss

>>5354566
just dont get super big and stay cute

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>>5354564
>tfw i dont even know if im the real niq anymore

>>5354563
post musclepussy

>>5354566

>tfw really like manlets but also really like jetpacking

>tfw no beefy manlet so it still kinda feels like jetpacking

>>5354576
Post feet

>>5354565
That's dumb
Your dumb
>>5354577
this extra weight has turned you into senpai

>>5354584
Did sludge get fat?

I concur that this is dumb.
I'd rather it just be spooning. Don't segregate.

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>>5354575

>dont get super big
HAH
I aint stopping until i cant fit through doors, punk

>>5354584
ik you can't see me but i just flexed and there were shotguns noises then i kissed my biceps
true story

>>5354584

Shut up whore

>>5354589

You too tranny

>>5354592

Yass kween

>>5354545
Does it count if my bf is heavier but shorter than me?

>>5354585
Fucking huge like a whale
>>5354596
That's because your American
It's probably still jiggling from the flex

>>5354545
I came for actual jetpacks. what is this? When you have an intoxicated manlet bf at your back?

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>>5354596

Wow, thats a lot of lip!

>>5354602

You like shitty coinages.

>People loving someone different than me
Why is this allowed?

>>5354614

When you are the intoxicated manlet bf, actually

>>5354610
the only thing on me that jiggles is
https://youtu.be/LDZX4ooRsWs?t=206

>>5354615
i have to make up for my small stature with bravado
people would walk all over me if i didn't assert my dominance

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>>5354545

So, >>5354603. If I want to register on people's gaydar should I start ordering gay-er drinks than an unsweetened grande iced coffee from Starbucks?

>>5354634
if it isn't pink they won't know
go with a strawberry frappucino or refresher

>>5354631
The only thing that jiggles is your bottom booty?
Totes Dom top
Dominance=asserted

>>5354638
>he doesn't know the glory of dom bottoms
i'm so sorry... to lead such an unfulfilled life... how tragic...

HAHAHAHHA I HAVE A SMALL PENIS THAT'S USELESS THAT IM STUCK WITH THAT I CAN'T GET RID OF XDDDD

LIFE'S SO FUCKING GOOD!

>>5354646
Your just a mathc4mathc bottom like the rest of them
Nothing special
Nothing missed

>>5354636
>refresher
But those taste worse than ass.
If I ask for a pump of vanilla syrup in the ice'd coffee will that still be too straight?

>>5354649
http://www.latinoshealth.com/articles/13332/20151207/penis-transplant-planned-at-johns-hopkins-for-injured-us-soldiers.htm

>>5354653
really? refreshers are the only thing at starbucks i like

>>5354653
Just ask the barrister to give you a few quick pumps, under the counter

Pretty sure people will know your gay then

>>5354655
XDDDDDDDDDDD
IM GOING TO BE ALIVE FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS MINIMUM UNLESS SOMETHING HAPPENS XDDDD
I SHOULD KILL MYSELF!

>>5354655
You're niq now im getting a new name

>>5354658
Alright sludgepuppy I'll take your advice, and try refreshers again.

>>5354674
oh anon, you shouldn't worry about your drink not being gay enough
just order whatever you like

>>5354664
I did, the cute lispy jerk is straight.

>>5354668
*niq'shole
amirite

You will never hear me whine about my penis again good night.

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>>5354682
o bb

>>5354649
calm down, booger

>>5354680
Awe man tough break

>>5354693
No im not a tranny

>>5354697
>Awe
who the fuck spells aw like that
therers no e in aw
are you fucking retarded
no but seriously tho are you a retard

The guy ive been crushing on the whole semester was wearing a fedora last week and today i saw him walking around campus and he was vaping. I was triggered and now im confused about what i should do?

>>5354705
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/awe

>>5354705
My autocorrect corrects aww to awe
I just couldn't be arsed to change it

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>>5354713
spill that tea hunty

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>>5354693

>>5354713
noun
1.
an overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime, extremely powerful, or the like:
in awe of God; in awe of great political figures.
>>5354714
hold yourself to a higher standard
you really need to start doing that

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Opinions on buying + wearing this to come out of the closet?

it seems a little less ostentatious than some others ive seen

>>5354693
Isn't it maki that keeps saying that shit?

>>5354735
Its 4chan m8
It's not exactly high quality content

>>5354729
>boobs
lmfao

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>>5354737

this is the more "standard" one I guess. maybe this one is more obvious and so clearer?

>>5354746
>>5354737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

i'm almost done with my bible i will post it here when its finished

>>5354700

I mean, you basically are...

>>5354729

I don't think atoms are actually a unit of measurement.

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>>5354624
As long as we both get higher on our love.

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>>5354746
>$57

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>>5354752
can I get laid, before you shoot up your school?

Come on, qt.

>>5354761

its $1.20 actually

>>5354689
ur hole leaves me in awe

Hey gaygen, I've been chatting this one guy for a couple weeks and he seems friendly and interesting, and now wants to set up a meet/date/something. I'd like to and all, but there's this one thing - I do like guys little older than me, but can't help but have some doubt about whether 12 year age gap is too much. I'm also nervous about whether it's seen as acceptable or socially acceptable by peers...

What the fuck do I do

>>5354778
Darn toothin'

>>5354779
Who cares?
No one cares about you. No one cares about you or your story.

>>5354779
you won't know until you try
if you like him it's worth exploring

Aum Trayambakam Yajamahe
Sugandhim Pushtivardhanam
Urva Rukamiva Bandhanaan
Mrityor Mokshiye Maamritat

>>5354795
This. Meet first. Worry later.

>tfw I will never look good with a buzz cut

>>5354778
y-you too

>>5354815
iktfb
shit hairline here

>>5354779
>>5354779
12 year gap isn't that big a deal.
My sister married a guy 8 years older than her. Stephen Fry married a twenty seven year old guy thirty years younger than him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIf8u9rIjB4

>>5354788
Somewhat true. People do seem to care when it comes to fitting into molds and norms

>>5354795
It just makes me so nervous and anxious. I haven't completely dealt with being a homo yet :|

>>5354737
I guess those could be a good tell, I hadn't really thought of doing that.

>>5354816
Post boy hole

>>5354878
Pay the troll toll first

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i made meraingue and cream sandwiches

but i cant eat them because im tracking my macros ;^;

>>5354905
you baked them too long. they're not supposed to have color.

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>>5354905

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>>5354910

wrong

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>>5354882
Fuck that. I'm not paying sludgepupy anything.

>>5354905
Why would you do that to yourself?

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>>5354878
>>5354882
D-day... man? Dayman?
>AhhhhhAAAAAahhhhh!

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>>5354932

I dunno whether this is thread for it, but do any of you guys have any recommendations for butt toys?

My bf gets depressed in winter and his libido tanks, but we talked and he said a Christmas gift for when he doesn't feel up for sex might be in order. I've never used any toys before and so i don't really know what's up.

Poking around online the Aneros and NJoy look promising, but I'd like to hear firsthand accounts if I can. Businesses will always talk themselves up to sell better.

>>5354932

i have a cookery competition this friday i was practicing for

>>5354932
Ayy
>>5354934
Fighter of the nightman
He's a master of karate ...

>>5354940

lovehoney.com 7" silicone purple dildo

its great, me and a few other anons have one and we all agree

>>5354939
<3

>>5354940
>My bf gets depressed in winter and his libido tanks
Sounds like he might have Seasonal Affective Disorder. You should look into getting him a full spectrum light.

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>>5354965

>>5354882
>>5354932
>>5354939
>>5354965
>>5354974
lmao I love you guys.

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who /feelingit/ here

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>>5354974

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>>5354979
>>5354974
>>5354965
>>5354944
...And FRIENDSHIP for everyone!

>>5354985

i just ate a whole jar of pickled onions and my stomach is acting weird

...im feeling SOMETHING, at least

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>>5354993
>equating me to that hyperreligious bigot robin

>>5354997
Dayman AAAAAHHHH

Yes mi amigo

post massage videos with guys, not sexual though, I am more interested in ASMR tingles tb h

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>>5355001

>>5355006

>>>/google.com/

>>5354965
That would probably help, desu. Right now we're wrestling the insurance company to get him a CPAP for his sleep apnea, which causes problems year round. One thing at a time, and the short fix of a toy won't cost hundreds or thousands of dollars the way special medical equipment will.

>>5354953
I'll look into that, thanks.

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>>5355008

>>5354998

Some way to check if you're dead inside, given that it'll kill you in the process.

I'll an hero on periscope tomorrow if anyone wants to watch

>>5355047

dont do it, and if you do i dont want to watch

>>5355047
username?

>>5355051
Okay you have changed my mind
Thank you
Im saved

>>5355047
is this rugby

>>5354878
sorry reserved for VIP

>>5355025
Iirc you can get a cheap portable one for like $50.

Not that you shouldn't buy a sex toy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ueG2oeTQ88

here have this one

>>5355092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKoLHirutY4

>>5355077
Post boy hole

>>5355077

Be 100% honest Niq: have you ever posted lewds anonymously on gaygen?

What about on 4chan? Or the internet as a whole?

>>5355086

hey ann have you ever experimented with butt stuff?

>>5355112
Dont tell me what to do

>>5355111
See above

>>5355138

omg you haaaave

What are you listening to you homos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY7sXKGZl2w

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>>5355146

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkbGNQm68Fc

the lyrics speak to me

>>5355136
>hey ann have you ever experimented with butt stuff?
yes.

>>5355160

and? How did it go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRKnJSoNA3c

especially the third patient :33333

>>5355164
I can see how some people could like it, but I didn't.

It was intense, but not intensely pleasant, if that makes sense.

>>5355189

It was an acquired taste for me. Maybe you need more practice?

Did you cum handsfree? because if not you are missing out tbqh

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>>5355195

>tfw still havent been able to cum handsfree

i was thinking that next weekend i would put aside a few hours and just go at it until i manage it.

Related: is it safe/possible to douche with a plastic waterbottle?

>>5355028
Whoa there friend.

You need to chill the fuck out.

Guys where the fuck are Rugby and Freddie?

I've been away for so long I've seen all my favorite shitposters now except for them.

I'm really sad.

They were like the two brothers at Thanksgiving that just bicker the entire fucking time. :C

>>5355215
All the good shitposters left

>>5355215

they were here literally yesterday. Go read the archive if you want to experience the cancer, and stop trying to fuck up this thread.

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>>5355211
reminder to not trust retouched + carefully posed professionally taken photos of celebrities

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>>5355210

how many selfies do you take a day?

3-4 here

>>5355195
Maybe if I liked the idea of getting topped. But I don't. I've never seen the appeal of getting a dick/dildo in your ass.

>>5355245

its fun
its like cuddling but at the end you have a prostrate orgams and cum 3 times in 10 minutes and walk around with weak legs for the next two days

plus its good because when you start to lose control and spasm a little the top keeps going for you

>>5355245

You just need the right guy to treat that bussy like it needs :*

>>5355252

so do you, senpai

you lil qt bottomslut you

>>5355240
Zero.

>>5355240

I take zero normally, but then every so often I go nuts with the progress pics and take like 30 in one day.

>>5355257

Is that man you, anon-chan?

Post baratiddies

i was checking out this femme twink in a grocery store. he had big full lips and looked like jordan gavaris from orphan black and i think i stared at him more than it's expected

i feel like such a creep ughh

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>>5355267

hey senpai i found this comic youd like

>>5355265
I'm the same way.

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>>5355270

Not to sound like /r9k/ but it's only creepy if you're ugly. Otherwise you can rest assue he was dressed like that to attract attention.

I check out twinks like that all the time. God, those cute femme boybutts. Maximum hnngh

>>5355278
>implying i didn't already show him and we gushed over the qt bottomslut pants

>>5355286
Looking at people is only creepy if you quickly look away when you get caught staring. If you smile and nod your head and say hi when "you get caught" and hold eye contact, that's normal behavior. that's what r9k will never understand.

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>>5355224

>>5355286
>God, those cute femme boybutts.
Fuck I have one of those kids in class.
Smug little fucker but I'd fuck him rough.
Just noticed I haven't managed to check out that ass much.

>>5355240
I only take one when I feel super cute and see an attention whoring opportunity in gg

Unfortunately I've been busy and tired as fuck lately because of school so I haven't looked cute in a while

>>5355336
>tired as fuck
Post tired butt.

>>5355270
>tfw was just at grocery store and weird guy was staring at me

pls no rape

>>5355340
Are you butt-obsessed out of a butt-inferiority complex?

>>5355278

Priapus is so gud

>>5355293
but my smile is shit and ugly. how could I ever smile, senapi

and i don't want to nod either because i have mass murderer's eyes which would only make me non-verbally say "you are dead"

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>>5355424
If he can get the world to love him, you can break the ice with one qt butt boy.

https://vine.co/v/OQbuQ9rX7FZ

"Look at the body. Look at the bubble butt."

Sports announcers are like the gayest people on TV.

>>5355495
but did you look at the bubble butt?

look at it

>>5355495
dayum dat ass

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>>5355495

look at it

>>5355512
why does he look like he's composed of plastic parts?

>>5355515

shut up and look at the body

>>5355495
I think they meant it as "Ew, look at his flabby cellulitey body, look at his ass jiggling like a woman's".

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>>5355541

>>5355519
still looks like a skinny michelin man

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r8 this progress

>>5355568
meh 9/11

>>5355568
lol

>>5355593

hee hee

i like it, dont worry

>>5355218
>fuck up the thread

lmao kill yourself kid.

>>5355568
Can I suck your weewee anon?

>>5355601
T-thanks

>>5355618
Only if you promise not to call it a "weewee".

>>5355632
What do you want me to call it? :3

>>5355640
Call it what it is. A big fat cock.

>>5355669
PICS

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>>5355670

>>5355669

hey bb xoxo
how are you doing?

>>5355685
YOu fucking tease please :c

>>5355690
Right now? Fapping.

Wanna help? ;)

>>5355695
http://i.imgur.com/ndw2lZ0.jpg

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>>5355704

yes!

>>5355717
oh fugg yes.

It's so huge.

Mine's only 4 inches.

Will you rub it on mine and tease me for being so tiny? :3

>>5355730

back off i got first dibs

>>5355734
No you didn't cunt

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>>5355742

we can share him?

taking every ounce of self control not to reply to my ex's messages enthusiastically like normal.

Boys r dum. I'm goin str8.
Bye bye gg

>>5355751
Fine, you suck his cock, I'll lick his ass.

We'll take turns.

>>5355724
Fuck. I'm close. Post more.

>>5355730
>Mine's only 4 inches.
How does it feel to know I'm bigger soft then you are hard?
http://i.imgur.com/g38n4ab.jpg

>>5355734
Not big on sharing? ;)

>>5355752
I know it's hard, I've been sperging out on mine really bad.

He understands I'm upset so he's being patient but I'm getting it under control.

It also helps I have someone else giving me attention now. lel

>>5355759
>How does it feel to know I'm bigger soft then you are hard?
It makes my tiny peen rock hard oh God please :^(

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>>5355759

Got any requests?

>>5355761
Mine has cheated on his boyfriend with me before, flirts with me all the time but will never ever say he wants to get back with me, no matter how much he insinuates it and he know how I feel about him.

I'm basically fucking myself over by letting him play me like this. So I'm taking charge and stopping even though I still love him a lot and it's shitty for me.

Fuk bois. I guess I need to find another one to give me attention and distract me

>>5355774
A picture of you, fully clothed, reading a bible.

>>5355775
Awww :c

I found someone on 4chan to be kind of a dom sub thing with me.

Not my boyfriend but I'm having fun with it.

>>5355779
this

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>>5355759

jawdropping

>>5355779
>>5355787
this

>>5355774
UGH YOU GUYS

I can only take so much lewd :^(

Daddy told me I can't cum right now but it's all making me so horny. ;_;

>>5355769
I wanna slide my fat meat down you throat.

Fuck. Is your baby dick even big enough to deepthroat?

>>5355774
Fuck I'm on edge. More like that. You've got a great ass.

>>5355783
I want the real deal bro.
I liked going out clubbing with my ex then drunkenly fucking after, then cuddling till the morning then fucking again.

Tbh I can do that with any basic gay though

>>5355774

No more shadowy shots anon. That light fluffy dusting of hair is absolutely glorious - show it off!

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>>5355779

here, i still have my bulletproof bible from the Air Force

>>5355796

whoops, sorry
i got distracted :p

>>5355796
>I wanna slide my fat meat down you throat.
please yes!!!

>Fuck. Is your baby dick even big enough to deepthroat?

No, it's pathetically tiny. :c

https://www.dropbox.com/s/mpvmrf63bw4imc6/IMG_2019small.jpg?dl=0

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>>5355795
Be sure to tell your daddy about all the lewd stuff you're looking at so he can get a thrill of you being so desperate for release ;)

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this thread is more pathetic than usual.

>>5355795
Do it. If you're bad, it's something you can get published for later.

>>5355837
>whoops, sorry
>i got distracted :p
I'll do you one for that. >:3

>>5355840
Wow. That may be the smallest penis I've ever seen.

What does it look like hard?

what is so great about sucking cock?

Reading craigslist/grindr/growler listings...why is everyone so addicted to sucking random guys dicks?

>>5355837

Cute shirt

Your tiddies is stretching it out though

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>>5355796

here you go
isnt technology wonderful?

http://i.imgur.com/XMJNSMz.gifv?forcedesktop=1

>>5355881

>title is "for senpai"

B)

>>5355875
>What does it look like hard?
It is hard. :c

>>5355895

ssh its fun
no judging

>>5355875
>>5355891

Take it to skype hunties

>>5355891

are you asian? or just fat?

>>5355899
Neither?

>>5355861

Quite. In fact the last time /lgbt/ put on a show this embarrassing it was in the 4chan PES competition.

>>5355897
cybering should be done in private, like good godfearing christians do

>>5355915
>says the cam whore

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>>5355876
Are you asking about sucking rando dicks or just dicks in general?

Rando dicks isn't for everyone, but I will admit that I partake sometimes.

Sucking cock in general is just amazing though.

Also I find that craigslist listings, at least in my area, are more bottom focused. The bottoms post and the tops respond. So that may be why you see more people that want to suck vs. those that want to be sucked. Not sure why THAT is though.

>>5355915
this pretty much

>>5355881
Incredible

>>5355898
>>5355915
You're right it's my fault. I got a little carried away.

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>>5355923

>>5355848
I will. c:

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man i forgot about how cool this bible is. Look how thin the pages are and how well protected it is even after like 2 years of use!

my boner is completely gone now, but this is cool as hell

>>5355944
Yes, bibles have very thin pages.

>>5355944
Do a paper cut on your bell end

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>>5355938
I don't even have a reason to pay you yet.

Get to work sweetie.

>>5355944
Are you maki?

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>>5355948

But this entire version is A5, in a thick metal case and is almost thinner than my thumb. its crazy!

>>5355958

no

>>5355950
not the anon you replied to but getting a paper cut on my bell end would probably give me a stiffy...

>>5355962
That's the power of Jesus Christ anon.

In his name, Amen.

>>5355963
You disgust me you foul little man

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smart clasp system designed to keep working even if you drop it off the side of a truck half a dozen times

>>5355954
you pay up front, silly goose
i wouldn't take a client from 4chan anyway, not a trustworthy one in the bunch

>>5355915
this

victorian morality image in public
and act like they did in private

>>5355963
You fucking slut.

The good lord above frowns on getting "stiffies".

This is a Christian image board.

>>5355970
If you love your bible so much, why don't you marry it.

>>5355972
>you pay up front
lololololololol

Whores and their games.

>You get undressed first and pay me after
>Runs off with my wallet and clothes

butt hair so long I can twirl it round my finger #hairyboyprobs

>>5355972
Well how are hilarious gays supposed to network, pal? I have dreams of uplifting faggotkind. Won't you join me in that dream?

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>>5355983
I want to protect that fuzzy ass...

>>5355981
you shouldn't be getting undressed at all
i hate guys who insist on me watching them too
so gross

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>>5355978

because it tells me marriage is between a man and a woman

heathen

>>5355995
Come do it.
I'm the same anon who is having problems with his ex and I need a distraction.

>>5355973
Victorians were purdy cool guise. Edwardians were straight up aceholes.

>>5355996
>Whore
>Thinking it's allowed to have standards
lmao have I got news for you

>>5356005
>implying i'd ever have 3dsex
the "turn cam off button" saves lives

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ok guys so i really like being all exhibitionist with buttpics and the like

how do i further explore this vain streak of mine?

>>5356022
tumblr/reddit/4chan
it's pretty easy to get attention
just remember everything you post is out there 5ever

>>5356028

thats why i dont like reddit

one of my pics is on the top of all time page (humblebrag lel) of a gay subreddit and now it is easily accessible. fact, its likely someone i know has seen it but didnt recognise me.

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>>5355999
Give me a general location, hairy ass-anon.

and I assume you're >>5355775? Letting yourself get teased by a person who isn't actively baiting you is bad enough. I can't imagine dealing with it with someone who is.

Find other things to fill your time, anon. Or just talk about your ass more for the thirsty.

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Is there any way that I can talk about proper things here instead of talking about butt hair and whoring yourself out?

Posting cute Ramza because I'm too fucking tired.

>>5356036
it's all a matter of chance
someone posted a pic of my ass on my facebook wall after they saw it reposted on a tumblr completely unconnected from mine that had like 14 notes
small world

>>5356055
2femboiyé4me
i liked ramza though

>>5356037
It is me. I don't think he's baiting me maliciously. I think he likes the attention and does have some feeling me for me still but he won't act upon them as he's pretty comfortable right now.
Merry Christmas
http://imgur.com/G9lrpJ4

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>>5356063
I love Ramza, but in the most platonic way possible. c:

Which trip is most likely going to kill themselves?

who small dick top

if you can't accept me flaccid you don't deserve the full two inches

>>5356078
Do you think it would be awkward to just request that he be less flirty for everyone's sakes? I guess it mainly depends on whether you plan on maintaining a friendship with them or not. Not everyone can do this, but it honestly can be done. So make your judgement and adjust accordingly.

The ass is qt.

>>5356137
ya he never gave me a boner (which is surprisingly considering how fervently i would jerk off to anime/videogames back then) but i really liked him as a character

>>5356150
That's real fucking dark.

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>>5356137
Joshua from Trails in the Sky is probably my favorite looking JRPG protagonist that's cute. There's others that I prefer, but they're more handsome than cute.

>>5356150
booger I fear

>>5356159
If it comes down to it I'll tell him. I'd be happy to be his friend. I thought I was over him then he invited me over the other day and seeing him again brought all these confusing emotions back and he said some shit.

Basically that made me angry and now I'm being off with him until I get over it.
~~I'm gonna luv myself ~~

Thanks for liking my butt. I've been doing the squats

>>5356150
Boogs probably

>>5356179
As much as I'd hate to see it happen, he really does seem most likely :\

>>5356173
>>5356179
Boog is too cute to die. ;_;

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>>5355944
>>5355962
>>5355970
>>5355997


ESV is one of the worst editions of the bible. They changed/edited so many phrases & words. KJV isn't that great either.

Find a English translated version of the Septuagint or Greek Old Testament, it's the only version of the Old Testament around that hasn't been edited and changed.

You can read it here online:
http://ecmarsh.com/lxx/Genesis/index.htm

or download a pdf:
http://www.new-moon.org/Septuagint-SirLancelotC.L.Brenton.pdf

It's the only untouched version of the Old testament that hasn't been corrupted.

>>5356173
That would be pretty funny

>>5356190
the qtest die first

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>>5356160
I like him as a character, but I'm a fag for older, bear guys so Ramza doesn't get the boner from me.
>>5356167
Most I've seen are cute in the way of 'I WANT TO HUG THE SHIT OUT OF YOU' rather than 'I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU'.

>>5356078
Nice ass anon

>>5356175
How long ago did the breakup happen? I had an unrequited crush that took me about 4 months to get over, and that was with the help of a major event that happened to the crush that had me get to know his bf in the process. Some people take years. It all depends on you and how you handle it.

>>5356209
It looks like we have to find him a feeder bf, to make him fat and unattractive. It's the only way.

>>5356233
A year. Like I said I thought I was over him but his continuous ambiguity on how he feels about me is pretty much leading me on. Hence why I'm kind of putting my foot down on the situation and taking control. We live a few hours from each other now so that's adding further shit to it (him being like if we were closer things would be different and saying he wants to move to my city in the future)

>>5356217
It's true. I don't mind young protagonists but I'd love some sexier older men in my JRPGs. I'm still kinda salty about #FE being an idol Personaish game instead of mainline SMT meets Fire Emblem, but that Barry guy looks REALLY cute. But I think there hasn't really been any evidence that he can actually join your party instead of just being a support member of the team.

Unfortunately Japan is obsessed with the High School years, so characters that physically appeal to me (sexually instead of just aesthetically) being a main character will be rare.

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>>5356257
I meant to post a picture of Barry to show what I mean.

>>5356234
won't it only accelerate the suicide process?

>>5356247
That's a good thing though because it means you have a better way to find an excuse to put him out of your mind for awhile. Go dark for a bit and say you got caught up doing life things. Come back when you're ready.

>>5356150
Boogs

>>5356272
That's the plan. If he asks if somethings up I won't be shy to say.
I'm a pretty forward person and I like being as blunt as possible with my emotions as I think it leads to getting shit done. Let's just see how it goes. But yeah, need to lay low for a while.
Good chat anon. Big love for you

>>5356234

Did someone say feeder?

I'm gonna turn him into a musclechub tho

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>>5356257
>>5356266
Jesus fucking hell, that guy is cute.

But yeah, when I went to Japan, nearly all the girls and gay guys I tried talking to about games ended up fangirling over some shitty generic high school guy, while I kind of just sat there and laughed awkwardly.

Couldn't find any decent characters that I know, so have some beastman.

>>5356324
Khimari rhonso ravage my bp with wakka and auron

>>5356268
Fat and happy? I'll admit it's not a perfect plan.

>>5356311
Poor boog. A fate marginally better then death.

>>5356344

Musclechub is the best

Don't make me come over there and start putting ice cream into your protein shakes

>boyfriend thinks he's super manly when really he's adorable
>does not realize he is a smoll
>acts tough, outspoken and in-charge in his day to day life (and he is)
>makes cute, kind of girly noises when we have sex

I make him snacks as a secret reward. :3

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>>5356338
Anon no

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>>5356359
anon yes

>>5356349
Pls no. ;_; This bulk is making be fat enough as it is.

>>5356355
Daw.

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>>5356372
N O

>>5356379
He's completely adorable, but I can't tell him so because I think it will embarrass him. So I call him handsome instead.

I forgot to mention he likes jet packing, which was why I shared.

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>>5356379

>annskellington
>more like annchubington
>mfw grabbing your belly and being like "damn this bulk is going well you're getting huge"

Just give in

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>>5356382
Y E S

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>>5356382
yesyesyesyesyes

>>5356387
>Just give in

N-no. I don't want to get fat again. Shit was awful. Sweating all the time, and tying my shoes was a pain.

>>5356407
>tfw no blondie wolfboi

>>5356414
>tfw blonde
>tfw not qt wolfboi

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>>5356324
Another good one is Malik from Tales of Graces.

I also have a soft spot for Spooky from Soul Hackers. He's not a bara dude but he's got the handsome older guy thing going from him, and that's always appreciated.

>>5356338
Auron looks like me dad, it's gross tbqh.

>>5356407
Coach and Senpai best boys.

>>5356425
can I be your wolfboi?

>>5356385
>tfw no qt who secretly likes getting fucked in the butt to tease when he moans like a girl

>>5355240
I only taken one in my entire life for a Hornet profile picture. Needless to say I wasn't happy with the results.
Still got replies though.

>>5356324
I dunno why it seems like all japanese gay characters seem to fall into different extremes. They are either all chubby/muscley or twinks.

Why does there seem to be a dearth of gay characters with normal body types. Thats what I like the most yet that seems to be really uncommon. Especially outside of high school settings.

>>5356425
we can put some ears on you
a tail
it'll be fun, trust me
i'm a scientist

ctrl + c
ctrl + v

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>>5356464
Ideally, more content tailored toward people who want to see men that like other men would eventually lead to more varieties. I'm pretty much neck deep into my bara love, but I do agree that more "normal" bodies would be nice to see.

>>5356467
I'm game ;)

>>5356411

It's too late

Your future is sealed

>>5356430

Which one is senpai? it better be the best one

NEW THREAD

>>5356548

Do hemorrhoids ever go away? I had one for a few weeks but it seemed to go away but it came back recently and is worse. Ive been using preperationH wipes trying to get rid of it but it isn't really going anywhere.

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>>5356428
Aaaah, he really is cute. I wish I knew more games, but I've been kind of bad with my gaming, I've only recently started playing games that aren't Nintenshit.
>>5356464
Yeah, I agree. I'm a fan of normal body types too, but over there they exaggerate nearly e v e r y t h i n g.
>>5356430
I have bad daddy issues so I'm fine with it. :^)