gay general: bishie edition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNOFM_AZCVc

>>5352704

Sounds like someone losing his mind.

I miss my boyfriend, gaygen :(

>>5350892

since when am I bara??

>>5352320

I'm the one on the left i swear

>>5352732

Since that time.

>>5352728
Why? Did you break up? Is he dead? Will he be back later?

I just figured out adderal only stays in the bloodstream for four days. Im going to stay up for four days straight on drugs finishing up this bible im making.

Ill show you fags when im finished

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>>5352752
Go to bed.

>>5352763
No.

>>5352775
Okay :[

>>5352780
Your weird faux investment in me is also really weird. Stop that.

>>5352782

We're just worried about you is all.

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>>5352782
I'm legitimately concerned. You started off so nice, but you're becoming more and more unhinged.

>>5352789
Why?

>>5352794
"Unhinged" in what way? You're just playing it up.

>>5352796
you kill mice.

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>>5352799

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>>5352796
You're up at all hours, you're weirdly hostile, you talk about putting mice in blenders, you literally killed yourself and rose from the dead, you won't play or associate with the other girls in your class and you won't wear the pretty clothes I buy you.

>>5352803
you buy live mice and put them in a blender, and drink the mouse smoothie.

>>5352804
I wonder why I'm weirdly hostile when I have these spurious allegations going around.

>>5352809
I just want you to be happy.

>>5352744
b-but why

>>5352809
what do you write besides posts on 4chan

>>5352812
Well anon, I can think of oooone way you can make me happy, would you be open to the idea?

Is writer anon going to snap next?
I knew something was off.

>>5352814
I'm a copy writer.

>>5352817
Totally.

>>5352814
>what do you write besides posts on 4chan
Forbidden tomes. Do not enquire, lest you face an unspeakable horror.

>>5352816
I-I don't know.

>>5352796

Skinny anon hit the nail on the head.

>>5352817

I heard he was planning to put mouse poison in the teacher's coffee.

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>>5352830
I have a real passion for knots. Would you indulge me just a little?

>>5352831
Mmmm the only nice thing I did was offer to buy one person something they needed. Not sure if you misread that.

>>5352836

Oh my God he's threatening to kill himself and wants us to help!

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>>5352836
You want me to tie you a noose? For what purpose?
You're already dead, a mere hanging won't end you now. There are dark forces at work here.

>>5352831
I heard he thinks he started hearing the voice of god, and is writing a new bible for god.

>>5352838
>>5352839
>>5352840
Are you fags in a skype group of something? Australians really are gross.

>>5352840
Is that what writer anons writing?

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>>5352844
No, it's just that everyone can see how insane you've become. Seek help, or at least get some rest.
As far as I know, I'm the only Aussie here.
Is GWPD an Aussie?

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Didn't you use the name Zombie or something?

>>5352840

We really need to get him help.

>>5352852
He is such a beautiful man it's ridiculous...

>>5352732
Ass pic now.

>>5352858
Is he? Looks like Elliot Rodger in his emo phase.

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>>5352852
No. Zombii is a Brit afaik.

>>5352853
It's really sad tbqh.

>>5352852
he looks like he needs a shower
smell the bad breath from here

>>5352861

I'm not surprised that he's getting continents mixed up at this stage of his psychosis.

>>5352860
Fuck you
He's beautiful even though he was mean to me and others ._.

>>5352867
He's really not.

He's also very boring. He's acting out on here because I got bored of him on Skype. He's not very interesting. He's like a giant petulant child.

>>5352870

You still talk to Zombii?
He was cute.

>tfw you realize gay gen is just mostly 10-12 very awkward and lonely people shitposting 24/7

fuck this im outta here

>>5352873
>tfw some aren't even gay they are that autistic

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>>5352872
No, the anon I'm talking to is >>5352852 maybe, that's the webm they sent me while attention whoring on skype.

I even made up a story about putting mice in blenders hoping it'd disturb them enough to leave me alone. They haven't messaged me since Thursday, so I guess it's working. Just a shame they won't fuck off on here.

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>>5352870
This is a bully free zone, please get some rest.

>>5352867
Circe? Is that you? I sure hope not.

>>5352866
Geographical knowledge is always one of the first things to go.

>>5352882
Aww I love him he's so cute with his anime avatar and beautiful ass :3

>>5352885
"Might as well kill myself tbqh" do it.

>>5352829
>copy writer
do you enjoy it?

>>5352830
>horror
I can dig it

>>5352840
lolol

>>5352859
not posting ass right meow anon sorry =(

>>5352873
>gay gen is just mostly 10-12 very awkward and lonely people shitposting 24/7
that isn't gay gen, its 4chan.

>>5352882

But the guy in that pic looks a little like Zombii to me.

>>5352885

It's hard to watch.

>>5352889
Money is money.

>>5352840
Faggot that's me

>>5352894
>>5352892
now he even MPDs

>>5352892
Ah...so you're content. I hope you find something you enjoy.
I was only asking because I'm a writer as well.

>>5352899
Even what?
Fuck you im the prophet not that faggot

>>5352900
What do you write?

I don't particularly care for writing. It's a pretty dead medium comparatively to what we have now; although you can articulate through words in those other mediums, that's a different sect of writing altogether.

I never write creatively. Hate my 'creative' work. Luckily nobody will bother reading it.

>>5352903
multiple personality disorders, when you make more than one account on a forum.
for shame wa.

>>5352889
Post ass, I need to cum.

>>5352905
I'm a journalist currently in school, while interning at a fitness magazine. I have a bodybuilding blog as well.

>>5352912
Neat.

>>5352912
Ass.

>>5352910
you'll just have to find an old one in the archives..if they exist anymore. Maybe Senpai has a pic saved lol

>>5352913
yeah its fun

>>5352918
I have a few things I wouldn't mind starting up, but I don't have the means, or the time, or the energy. So they'll just have to be dead ideas for now.

>>5352918
Just take a picture and post it, you know you want to.

>>5352921
>time
thats a big factor for me
My blog has been a little dormant because I've been writing so much for uni. Every time a country has some sort of shooting one of my stupid professors wants us to writer a paper.

>>5352930
google some fuzzy bums anon because its my bed time.

>>5352934
I could make any old word press thing, but I'm really not keen on doing things half hearted. Shamefully I don't have the connections I used to, so getting custom CSS drawn up and getting content producers would be hard nowadays.

>>5352930
https://imgur.com/a/00amF

>>5352937
I have a raging boner and I want to cum over yours. Please baby.

>>5352939
>dreads
ew

>>5352939
I've cum over those. I didn't notice his bathroom was so fancy.

>>5352938
I use word press for my blog. I'm a simple guy with simple taste. I'm not worried about the flash, I just want good content.

>>5352939
lol damn those pictures I don't look like that now.

>>5352940
>please baby
PFFT

>>5352943
>ew
[pretends to care]

>>5352944
believe it or not, that was the bathroom of my gym.

>>5352949
Post a new ass pic, angel. I am throbbing.

>tfw you will never see reddread raped in the ass by an angry jamaican rasta for mocking his culture

>>5352949
I like good presentation.

>>5352954
Hahahahahahahaha.

>>5352953
sorry bb

>>5352954
>mocking his culture
>his
>thinking dreadlocks didn't exist before Haile Selassie went into exile in 1936 when Rastafarians adopted them

for shame anon

>>5352956
thats what web designers are for

night night homos

>>5352961
I hope you suffocate to death in your sleep, whore.

>tfw I think my tulpa talked to me for the first time
>on my way to complete isolation from humanity

>>5352961
Got any more tales of conquests lately?
Fuck any dad's, get fucked by any daddies?

>>5352964
>tfw your Tulsa gets bored of you and leaves

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>>5352967

>>5352961
europeans never had dreads like yours historically
dreads like yours belong to black people

Does anyone else HATE being called cute? I feel like guys call me cute because I have a shitty body but a nice face, so they call me cute because they don't think I'm hot but think they have to compliment me so I don't feel bad. Cute is the worst compliment ever created.

>>5352965
Just be being fucked but I'm not green texting, too lazy.

>>5352975
>Europeans and blacks are the only people who have ever had dreadlocks

You're 0-2 anon

>>5352985
only 10-20% of men between 20-40 are considered sexy or hot by society, the rest are just scraps really.

>>5352991
Tfw scraps

>>5352985
Yeah cute is a cop out

>>5352985
Also all of the guys who I want to rim and fuck on Grindr are tops -_-

>>5352991
20-40 is the male peak though, it's when men are at their most attractive.

>>5352989
yeah i think a few chinese tribes do but whatever
not really relevant

>>5352995

I've always liked cute.

>>5352996
That may be, but it's the minority of men that actually are attractive.
If we can use the ranging system of 1-10, with one being the bottom and 10 being the absolution, only the 7-10 will be considered attractive/sexy/handsome, 3-6 will be considered average and 1-2 are ugly.
Most men exaggerate their view of themselves, and will either think they are in the average category or top tier one, but most men are in the 1-2 category, somewhere between 70% of men are in this category. The 30% leftovers never even enter that world, which means 70% of men have to compete against one another.

I guess you should take whatever compliments come your way, even if it is cute, because most men will never even receive a compliment in their lives.

>>5352995
what else would you like
>oh you are so beautiful red dread
>my my your handsomeness
lol cute is perfectly normal

>70% of men are below average

lol what the fuck am i reading
bitter uggo pls go and stay go

>>5353013
>Most men exaggerate their view of themselves, and will either think they are in the average category or top tier one, but most men are in the 1-2 category, somewhere between 70% of men are in this category. The 30% leftovers never even enter that world, which means 70% of men have to compete against one another.

This is a fucking mess. Rewrite it.

Is this supposed to be:
Most men exaggerate their view of themselves, and will either think they are in the average category or top tier one, but most men are in the 1-2 category, somewhere around 70%. The This means 30% of men have to compete against one another.

Because I can't tell.

>>5353013
I think you need to get out more, lol. I see a lot of attractive guys, I've met a lot of attractive guys.
That is a really weird way to look at things.

>>5353021
>being on 4chan
>thinking you're not an uggo
nigger pls

>>5353022
drink more sunny d and rum

>>5353026
Because you are in the 1-2 category, to you most people will be attractive. To the attractive people you're just a blindspot.

>>5353034
Could you just maybe, clarify what the fuck you meant, rather than that errant garble you previously posted?

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>>5353034

why are you so mad? did Chad reject you?

>>5353040
>tfw Chad will never notice me enough to reject me

>>5353040
Why do you think I'm mad? I don't know any Chad, should I?

>>5353034
Actually, I tend to only go for gym junkies, unless the guy has a great personality. I won't meet someone who doesn't have a great body and a reasonably decent face.
I am aware however that they are way out of my league and only interested because I'm young and hung.

>>5353034
Sunny D and rum yum yum

half the people on gaygen base their idea of attractiveness off body type and whether you either have a beard or you look effeminate anyway. We're all secretly hideous with redeeming features only beneficial to gays.

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>>5353049
>>5353048
It's basic economical theories, especially the pareto principal and game theory.
The Nash equilibrium can be seen in both gay and straight relations.
pic related

>>5353049
You killed the momentum, Count Fagula

>>5353059
I don't get how Otters, Muscle Bears and Twinks are the highest on there? Gym Bunny, Gym Rat and Muscle Pup are by far the most desirable in reality. Your grid is bullshit.

>>5353059
What's a wolf?

>>5353063

you dont understand how to read it

>>5353067
The y axis shows them in order for highest average rating of all groups, dickbag.

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>>5353063
You're reading the chart wrong, they aren't the highest on the chart, it isn't a ranking of most desirable, it's to show which group is attracted to which.
As you can see the pareto principal of 80-20 is right in almost all groups.
So the least desirable, looks don't matter, would be where you would find most people.

>>5353072
Read >>5353071

The groups at the top of the y axis got the highest rating from all of the other groups put together. What is so hard for you kids to understand?

>>5353074
>This heatmap show attraction by cliques. Clique Percents shows the percentage of people who identified as a clique (horizontal) that are attracted to another clique (vertical). From Average takes these results and normalizes them from the average attraction percent.

it just shows which group is attracted to which, not which group is the most desired.

>>5353079
You see the y axis? You know where it says "average"?
You see those little percentages below the title "average"? Those represent out of 100% the average rating for each group from the other groups?
So, you see where Otter has 35%? They're overall score out of 100% (meaning everybody from all groups rated them the most attractive) was 35%.

From this we ascertain that Otter is the most attractive of the groups because it scored the highest average marks out of 100.

Jesus, you people are retarded.

why so many generals?

>tfw when the guy who you met on grindr once and keeps texting you and calling you this morning appears next to you on grindr

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>>5353085
>UPDATED: I’ve updated the chart to be more readable. The listed percentages are now relative to the average person who took my survey. (eg: Muscle Bears are 27% more into Muscle Bears than most people; Daddies are -20% less into Chubs than most people).

http://noodlesandbeef.com/post/7377181030/updated-ive-updated-the-chart-to-be-more

>>5353093
Yes, that is the new chart. The old chart reflected what I said.
He changed it because stupid people like you can't read a fucking graph.
But thanks for linking the site, which just proves the initial graph was retarded, because the only people who would come across it were bears and otters.

>>5353099

ayy lmao

he didnt take the survey from his readership. read the methodology.

mtfs have ruined this board
>invade femgen
>invade gaygen
>invade lesgen
>invade bigen
is nothing sacred anymore?

>tales of mmf threesome
"sorry to let you down man, but she feels like you'd be there too much for me and not her"
"all g man, but if it doesn't work out between you guys, hit me up"
"yeah alright, we'll see what happens man"

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my ex has a new boyfriend so I'm going to ignore him if he tries to contact like the mature adult I am and hope this all goes away...

fml

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>>5353178

at least you have an ex

>>5353176
Someone jump on my selfish women hate train.
It's so bullshit, I was like yeah I"ll happily double dick you, with the guy as well.
and also agreed not to do any gay stuff because it turns her off, but she's still like nah you're here for him not me, fuck women.
I'm not disappointed just butthurt at retarded women

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>>5353208
ignorance is bliss.
Be happy you don't have one

>>5353212
I wanted to write last time about why I had a bad gut feeling about this.
They had only been together for three months and not really learned their own sexuality chemistry yet.
Usually couples will arrange certain rules for threesomes before even thinking about involving other people.
It's basically her jealousy/fear of rejection, and as I told you earlier no one really taking control. If someone takes control early, even braking the rules can be eased into it.

Most people, and especially women, have to be eased into things. So if you started it of by laying down how there wouldn't be any touching between the guys, etc, that would've comforted her more and might even have wanted her to break the taboo.

But consider it a learning experience, next time be more assertive, even if it is just for show.

>>5353263
Well yeah, pretty much I was introduced to the idea as a way for the guy to experiment and stuff.
And then it was for her to get two dicks and us not being able to muck around.
desu i'm expecting them to break up eventually, in the near future, and i'll just muck around with him then, she seems like a bit of a selfish bitch.

>>5353275
eh, you don't come across as the most unselfish individual either senpai. wanting other people to break up so you can be together with on of them isn't the point of being saintly exactly. everyone is selfish.

>>5353280
I spose.
I'm guessing though that she's not that great to him either, controlling and stuff.
I just think her reasoning is bullshit.

mfw no food in the house and it's a holiday so everything is closed

i'm gon die

>>5353302

order something or go bum some food off one of your mates

>>5353305
or just bum one of your mates

>>5353305
>>5353308
implying i have mates
i live alone

>>5353311

Don't worry, nobody wakes up with a functioning social life overnight.

Just keep working on it and eventually you will have lots of friends I'm sure.

>>5353314
thx
i'm ok without friends tho
people make me anxious

>>5353327

Good friends are the best cure for anxiety I've ever found. Chilling and being totally relaxed in other's company is a rare gift.

>>5353336
I agree with this. Being with a buddy talking about shit or just doing nothing for a while makes all the stress go away for a bit.

>>5353336
>>5353377
i guess
i wouldnt know since it never happened to me
the good thing is that i found an open store
i'm not going to starve to death now

>>5353382
That's great. Hope your food is good. What did you pick up?

But seriously, try to find a friend or two. You don't have to be a social butterfly but it's nice to have a person (in your life vs. online) to confide in. Maybe look into meetups for things you like to do.

>>5353461
yeah I guess
I just don't think too much about it. I have some irl people to whom I talk regularly. You know, people who's not my family.
I don't really call them friends since it's more of a circumstancial relationship than anything else, but it's still nice.

I just realized, after reading through this thread, why I keep coming back here. You guys make me feel like a normie and for that I'm grateful.

>>5353599

Wow youre an asshole.

Why dont you keep that kind of thing to yourself? What was the purpose of such a post? To inflate your ego at the expense of others?

I am sure you are a better person than that.

>>5353599
I think I like to come back here to see how far I've come. Seeing other people crying about lack of relationships, virginity status, hangups for not being out, not having a job, or other things that I once had makes for validation and a pick me up. I would hope that one day these poor souls also find their way, and I don't mind giving personal perspective, but it's does feel good to know that I'm not as far down the ladder as I once was.

>>5353599
Fucking britposters.

>>5353603
Did my post trigger you anon?

>>5353611
This guy gets it.

I didn't even mean gaygen specifically. I feel the same about 4chan in general.

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>>5353599
>>5353611
>>5353614
NORMIES
OUT
NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5353614
>>5353611
and the next time you hit another bump in the road and your life ebbs more than it flows, you'll come crying here expecting full sympathy. covert narcissism in a nutshell.

>>5353624
>Case in point

>>5353625
Nope I expect nothing from anybody I just like to shitpost.

>>5353614

Put it this way.

I invest significant amounts of my time trying to help people. People are all decent, its just that circumstances can bring them down. I volunteered for the samaritans for a few weeks, and the overwhelming plea I heard was "But what will X think?"

What you say matters. For someone who is trying to better themselves and who is making babysteps towards happiness, your casual derision can have a devastating effect. And for what? A momentary bout of smugness?

In a weeks time, you will have forgotten all about this, just as you have forgotten about the scores of similar wounds youve caused over your life. You will have completely moved on, but others may not have. You are displaying callousness, selfishness and most of all shortsightedness. Its not worth it, man. Cant you just be nice? it costs you nothing at all.

>>5353599
>>5353624

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

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>>5353636

>>5353646

I know exactly where we are. A place full of the most vulnerable members of society, a place that you have apparently decided to use as your personal toilet. Go buy a punching bag and quit hurting people.

>>5353650
>Boo hoo somebody typed something up on a mongolian tapestry board that hurts my feels

This board really is a hugbox containment zone isn't it. Jesus I don't even remember /adv/ being as sensitive as this.

>>5353650
>A place full of the most vulnerable members of society
>implying there are women here

>>5353660

Well then. Off to /adv/ you go.

I doubt I will miss you.

>>5353614
Normies are scum though
They have no taste and can't even name a single philosopher
They're just so... Stupid

>>5353666
I'm not going anywhere bud.

That aside nice trips.

>>5353676

You disappoint me. I will eagerly await the startling and wonderful insights you seem to think you bring to the board.

I hope the transient sense of superiority you glean is enough to sustain you through your life.

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why cant we just get along

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just watched Rocky Balboa then immediately PR'd on bench and squat

BASED STALLONE

boringgen

>>5353682
As I said I'm here to shitpost.

If I were you I'd watch what you write your writing style is uncovering your powerlevel. *tips fedora*

>>5353689
I get along with everyone but apparently 4chan is now a circlejerk where we all tell each other how great we all are. I miss when everyone on here was an asshole.

>>5353689
It would be against human nature.

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>>5353689

People are warped by the computer screen and do things they wouldnt in real life.

A shame.

>>5353696
>I miss when everyone on here was an asshole.
What? Oh.
Guess I didn't get the memo then.

>>5352752
He lives 2 hours away.

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how much do i have to lift to get a bf?

>>5353713
Until you're strong enough to carry him in your shoulder.

>>5353718
If it was that easy wouldn't all of gaygen have scrawny 100lb twink bfs?

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Is doing 10 - 30 second sprints with 30 seconds rest between every sprint twice per week going to improve my cardio or is it just a waste of time?
>inb4 ask fit
they dont respond

>>5353738
that is ten 30 second sprints* not 10-30 second

>>5353738
Sprint walk sprint walk for 30 min twice a week would definitely help cardio.

A CUTE GUY MY AGE AT THE GYM JUST SAID "wow youre pretty strong man" AND GAVE ME HIS INSTAGRAM

Does this mean hes into me or do str8 guys give out their insta all the time?

>>5353764
>AND GAVE ME HIS INSTAGRAM
He's either into you or he posts ads of fitness products on his instagram

>>5353738
I used to just run 5km every day

>>5353773

>how to destroy your joints in 1 easy step!

>>5353773
sprinting>>>>ldr

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Good morning gay gen. Someone that doesn't know what 4chan, Pepe, or that I'm closeted just linked me this photo.
I'm choosing to believe that he's hitting on me.

>>5353786
pepe is a normie meme now

>>5353786
>Pepe
You sure he doesn't know about that? Pepe has become pretty popular. I see it on instagram pages of people who have never used the internet for anything else than facebook and twitter all the time.

>>5353786
very rare

>>5353789
>now

>>5353785
didn't say it was better, that's just what I did

>>5353780
whoops

>>5353764
>GAVE ME HIS INSTAGRAM
Fucking weird. Are normies really narcissistic enough to do this shit?

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>>5353767

Fuck. . .

>>5353797

idk i thought it was weird too. Like, hes kinda skelly if anything. I mean, he fitter than like 80% of guys, but I wouldnt have put him in "model-tier"...

>>5353817
God damn, that chest looks terrible. I'm not really into athletic builds, nor do I really want one, but that just looks fucking silly.

>>5353817
>Fuck. . .
sorry bruh

>>5353833
yeah he looks dehydrated as fuck, which he probably was when those photos were taken.

>>5353833

Yeah. I look DYEL as fuck too, but I can bench + deadlift more than him. He squats a little more than me though.

>>5353839

Oh well. At least I didn't embarass myself any further.

>>5353817
His chest looks deflated wtf.

>>5353704
White knights are rampant.

>>5353857

hes dehydrated for the promo pic I think. Plus low BF and a lmao0.75pl8 bench will do that to you.

>>5353861

For someone who decries political correctness, you sure do whine a lot when someone hurts your feelings.

>>5353866
Nobody hurt my feelings bro just telling it how it is.

>>5353817
Other then the chest, he looks pretty good.

>>5353877

well this looks unbiased

>>5353876

Oh hes also roiding I am pretty sure. He's been lifting for 4 months and has some crazy bacne going on. Plus the whole "can barely bench 0.5pl8 but still has some mass at 10% BF" thing.

>>5353877
>one will shit everywhere around the house but in the bathroom
>one will steal my money, leave watermelon seeds everywhere and give me HIV
>the other two will give me bad sex because of their ugliness but other than that they will respect me and be the best people they can be for me

white all the way

Where the fuck do I meet fags during the day. I'm sick of club sluts with stank breath.

>>5353890
starbucks, shopping malls, gyms, etc.

>>5353877
Indian. He will worship me and probably has a high net worth.

>>5353893
B-but, there are plenty of worthless straight retards breeding about in those places.

>>5353887
>4 months
How tall is he? Even with roids that's impressive progress for 4 months.

>>5353877
Far right is sexy as fuck

>>5353897
well you need to learn to filter them out.

in starbucks, the breeders will usually order a normal beverage. A fag will order a vanilla fruit chococcino.

if you're at the shopping mall clothes stores are your friends. Look for the ones with the faggiest clothes.

And I think there are some gay gyms only, but it depends on where you live.

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>>5353898

About 5 foot 11, same as me. Looking at his non-touched up + posed pictures though, I suspect he may actually be natty.

Looks like a lot of it is angles and lighting - here he looks DYEL as fuck.

>tfw father is republican party official
>not top tier but not a nobody
>tfw he wants his children to get into politics
what do? i stand with much of the old republican party under reagan, so it's not that. it's the gay thing. what do? come out? stay closeted? i doubt i will come far if i'm out. become another gay scandal though?

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>>5353911
I've seen some pretty dyel-mode roiders before. lol.

Pic related.

>>5353927
get into it
work you way up
gay scandal
become gay rights activist
become senator
become president

you can do it anon

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How do i keep my D up when i'm inserting it into bp? Everytime I approach bp my D just goes soft its really embarassing

>>5353943
You're not gay.

>>5353943
More foreplay, make sure you're fully hard and into it before you take the plunge.

>>5353959
Why sugarcoat it? He's not gay.

>>5353943
not gay

get a gf <3
giiirls~~

>>5353961
Could be performance anxiety. Happens with straight guys too.

>>5353970
Even straight guys can get hard fucking a dude with enough coaxing or porn. That doesn't make them gay.
>>5353943
You're not gay

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>all these lonely fags during the best cuddley-snuggle-fucking month.

Must suck for you.

>>5353979
if hes not gay why does he want to have sex with men

>>5353984
GatchAnon :3

>>5353984

Why you been mean, ladchapm8?

>>5353943

Use his mouth. Butts are narsty.

>>5353993
Because mean is fun.
>>5353991
Who?

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>>5353944
not that i get instant boner when he touches me
>>5353959
tried it, instant soft
>>5353966
>

>>5354006
Try medication. You're probably broken, its the fastest fix.

>>5354006
>touches me
l-lewd

>>5353943
Try having sex with someone you actually care about, spend time talking before jumping to bed, touch each other more. Life isn't like porn.

>>5353984

Still bein daddy's boy?

>>5354006
stop masturbating t b h
or fuck hotter guys

>>5354030
That was our 4th time in "bed"

>>5354036
senpai post face :3

>>5353943

Sounds like you're just a bottom

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>>5354040

K here's me

>>5353984
not really because I'm from best hemisphere

which means it's summer here and cuddling would be disgustingly hot at this point, and not in the good way.

>>5354045
senpai why are you being so shy though?

>>5354036
Yes. :3 we go on a year next month. Last night I came home drunk and was spanked and fucked for three hours. Living the dream.

>>5354038
that doesn't mean you have feelings for him.

>>5354047
>bring this wrong.
Northern best.

>>5354006
>tried it, instant soft
Are you nervous? Or do you find butt holes gross?

>>5354050
It's senpai's time of the month. He gets real self conscious when he's bloating.

has anyone here seen senpai-chans face? can you describe him to me :3

>>5354050
Because his face doesn't match his internet persona, which is successful in garnerning a fair amount of attention for him.

>>5353927
>what do?
Just say "my private life has nothing to do with politics" and fuck whoever you want.
That's how I would do it.

>>5354068
all the gay general guys are cute :3

>>5353927
based

good luck, anon
I would advise against coming out though
maybe when it's "the current year", but not this year actually, might be a better time

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>>5353927
Shit tier all around. "Muh awful economics and hatred for personal freedoms" party.,

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>>5354050

What you don't believe that's me?

>>5354057

Awww :3

>>5354065

Big, burly, definitely doesn't look 18

>>5353927
this>>5354075, and never throw gay people under the bus for political gain. It's evil, and going to be even more embarrassing in the future when your rent boy outs the self hating politician.

>>5353984
Why do you taunt me so
I just want goddamn cuddles
I hope Santa gives me that gift at least

>>5354100
do you liberals ever get tired of attacking other people? no?

>>5354102
i wouldn't throw any gays under the bus because my views don't conflict with the majority of the party's views.

>>5354100
>not voting for economic and cultural stability party
Pleb

>>5353895
>and probably has a high net worth.
How?

Shitting street investments?

>>5354113

Which one is that? As far as I can tell american politics has no party that even remotely corresponds to that description

>>5353931
Perfect body.

>>5353911
>5 foot 11
lel manlet

>>5354112
So I'm not a liberal, and fuck out of here. I grew up in a Catholic Republican town and I've never seen so many personal attacks since I left.

>>5354113
>economic stability
So, it's not an American party?

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>:3
stop doing this

>>5354100
fuck off communist
gb2 north korea

>>5354128
tough shit, faggot.

>>5354065
ok he swore me not to tell, but i can trust you right anon?
http://imgur.com/PEKUFzg

>>5354133


I KNEW IT

>>5354133

omg you fUCKING CUNT

>>5354131
You make a great republican. :) thank you for personal attack.

>>5354129
I could never be a communist, I don't like to share.

>>5354127
>Perfect body.
Srs?

>>5354122
>>5354128
>hasn't embraced the true wonders of supply side economics

>>5354045
Really?

I thought you were a twink.

>>5354144
suck my cock.

>>5354127

>perfect body

low standards

>>5354148

nah I'm totes a bear

>>5354147
>Srs?
Yes, not too defined but not super flabby.

I'd prefer if his muscles weren't so big though.

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>>5354127
>>5354155
Wow, you guys really have no idea what a great body looks like.

Here's mine ;)

>>5354155
As long as he's not fat, old, or black I don't give a fuck.

Just have a qt face and reasonably big dick and I'll start creaming my panties.

>>5354163
Get out of here, nigger.

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>>5354158
>I'd prefer if his muscles weren't so big though.

>>5354140
oh no senpai! i didn't think you'd be home until later honey oh dear what have i done

>>5354163
ewwww

Your chest is flat as fuck your abs look weird and you're black. kys pls

>>5354163

BEEF
WHAT A RELIEF

>>5354173

its a meme you dip

>>5354154
Why? Cause no one else will? You couldn't have me Bb sorry.

>>5354177
Am I not allowed to criticize memes?

>>5354170
Yeah, his arms are too large.

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Actual perfect body desu

(blood included)

>tfw there's at least one person out there who thinks you've gota perfect body.

>>5354158
>I'd prefer if his muscles weren't so big though.
What? My arms are barely out of string-bean territory.

>>5354163
One day, one day.

>>5354192
Fucking disgusting.

I hate fatties.

>>5354177
rugby pls

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What do you think about him?

Would you?

https://www.youtube.com/user/PrisonPlanetLive

>>5354199
Rugby is still here?

I miss him :c

Last time I was here he was getting by banned by Freddie's tranny jannies.

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>>5354195

Hafchan is love

hafchan is life

>>5354204
Not with that face.

>>5354204

Political vloggers = crazy idiots, no exceptions

>>5354192

isnt he like 6 foot 7
and his gf is 5 foot 3 lel

>hamstereatingbanana.jpg

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>>5354209
Come again?

>>5354210
What he says on his youtube channel is actually very sensible. I can confirm that

>>5354217
ewwww

>>5354211
He's also like 400 lbs.
>tfw when you'll never have a qt that's a quarter your size.

>>5354211

Yeah he's enormous

>>5354217

Yeah no it isn't and no you can't

>>5354177
WHEN WILL THIS POISONOUS PRODUCT CEASE

>>5354204
>>5354217
he'd look much better with a proper haircut and a shave

>>5354112
>do you liberals ever get tired of attacking other people? no?
Never, the tears of patriotic conservatives sustain our dark lady's vile magics. Long may the Clintons reign!

>i wouldn't throw any gays under the bus because my views don't conflict with the majority of the party's views.
Good. I'd say you'd have my vote, but at this point I'm too much of a commie liberal ideologue to vote for a republican, sorry. But if I were your rent boy, then I wouldn't out you.
Plus don't worry too much about your career as an out politician. Despite your party's past efforts, gay people are more accepted now than we were before.

That said, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't your party the most recent "traditional marriage" party? And the one with three presidential candidates speaking at this guy's "should we kill the gays?" event https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pLobWHDdVw last month?

You're apparently a Reagan neocon, so the far right fundie bunch aren't exactly apart of your tribe, but I wonder. Do you cringe at the far right's hatemonger rants as much as I cringe whenever the loonier leftists go on their GMO rants?

>>5354223

>Not wanting a qt who's 2.5 times your size

Pff. Pussy.

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>>5354204
>Islam is NOT a Religion of Peace

>>5354210
>Political vloggers = crazy idiots, no exceptions

>>5354204
>Would you?
Answer my question, senapititititichatia.

>>5354222
I mean, I myself am not gay enough (I think) for him, but he is an attractive man.

>>5354235
>Yeah no it isn't and no you can't
I watch his videos and I don't see anything wrong with his opinion. I wish he seperated himself from Alex Jones.

>>5354237
What would you advise him?

>>5354251
I hope you'll see the light some day.

>>5354243
Even if I did want that, where am I going to find a 500lb qt?

GUYS GAYGEN IS BACK!
I missed you all, every dysfunctional last one of you.

>>5354254

Powerlifting competitions duh

Death by snu snu imminent, the best way to die

>>5354253
Mostly the tail kind of looks weird. Definitely not a buzz-cut, just a bit shorter

>>5354253
I don't know anon, I guess he's just no my type.

>>5354208

YOU JUST KNOW

>>5354257
Welcome back anon, enjoy your stay

>>5354265
You like more aryan types?

>>5354257
>GUYS GAYGEN IS BACK!
Where did it go?

>>5354260
>Powerlifter
>qt

Lol

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>>5352709
>Bishie

nope nope nope

>>5353877

White
>Pic related

>>5354240
>Do you cringe at the far right's hatemonger rants
nothing has hurt our party more than the teaparty fringe lunatics. it will take a lot of work to dissociate the party from it.

>wasn't your party the most recent "traditional marriage" party
of course it was, and i supported it. while i understand why america as a whole, republicans included, are getting more friendly towards homosexuals, i wish it would have been implemented in a way that is less infringing upon religious freedom.

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>>5354278

>big fellas
>not qt

>>5354253
opinions on islam non-withstanding it is still just an appallingly low level of dialogue
barely a step-up from watching lets plays

>>5354278
you missed the Dark Times

>>5354275
I like baby face with blue eyes, and medium brown hair.

I guess I enjoy blond sometimes but not usually.

But yeah I don't know. Something just isn't right.

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>tfw you kind of ship it a little bit

>>5354293
i want to fuck dom so bad
not the real guy, but him in character
that fucking lisp melts my heart and hardens my cock

>>5354300
faggot

>>5354288
Shhhhh
Don't. Utter. A. Word.

>>5354302
i'm here and i'm queer, babe

Hey, sludgepuppy.

I'm sorry I said you look like a bridge troll and a hobgoblin.

I was dealing with some shit and for some reason it made me lash out you and your appearance.

I'm not sure why kek

But you're really qt. :3

>>5354320
What's that ? A bike, going ... backwords
My word

>>5354320
you are right though

>>5354328
uggos got to stay together right

>>5354320
i don't know what to believe anymore

>>5354329
i think you meant to say *were but it's too late, you said you think i'm really qt

How do I let my anger go?

>>5354333
Nice trips

Yeah so why don't you join us

>>5354340

Listen to that song a bunch of times

>>5354335
>i don't know what to believe anymore
Obviously he thinks you're a cute hobgoblin.

lmao

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new meme

>>5354346
because im not ugly
and also i am a funny person who can make good jokes

>>5354347
>>5354340
This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gOx3j_hkwI

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>>5354348
tell me i'm pretty

>>5354360
Lel a classic!

>>5354283
>he's not an atheist.
>he doesn't understand how religious freedom works.

Stop triggering me.

>>5354360

lmao

>>5354357
>I'm not ugly
Ok
>funny person who makes good jokes
I've yet to see that now tbf

>>5354368
#TRIGGERED

>>5354355
shoop his body on a skeleton and its accurate

>>5354378
i didnt make it do it yourself jesus