Gay General: Bulking for Beeftiddies Edition

>>5356548
>tfw on a cut
>tfw my warmup is benching senpai

Repeat from last thread:
Do hemorrhoids ever go away? I had one for a few weeks but it seemed to go away but it came back recently and is worse. Ive been using preperationH wipes trying to get rid of it but it isn't really going anywhere.

1st for motorboating bara tiddies

>>5356557
hemorrhoids are a part of your body
if they get inflamed once they're likely to get inflamed again if you don't change your diet/exercise some restraint when you shit

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Reminder that white guys must submit their boipucczis to the might of 7" big latino cock and aids tested niggers

>>5356556
How much does senpai weigh?

>>5356565
teach me please

>>5356556

R-really

post beeftiddies pls

>>5356559

You weren't first but you made a valiant effort for a worthy cause nonetheles

>>5356568

160

>>5356566

latinos have small cocks lol

the only attractive ones are the 99% spanish 1% indio ones

>>5356575
>160
25lbs more then my warm up. Time to step up my game.

>>5356575
Mine is 7.1" senpai
Can confirm that I'm not too indio

>>5356575
160lbs of pure Gene Simmons hair

>>5356566
Canada is bigger and on top.

>>5356571
eat more fiber
drink more water
relax when you poo, don't strain so much

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Reposting from last thread because I'm a massive faggot.

>>5356428
Aaaah, he really is cute. I wish I knew more games, but I've been kind of bad with my gaming, I've only recently started playing games that aren't Nintenshit.
>>5356464
Yeah, I agree. I'm a fan of normal body types too, but over there they exaggerate nearly e v e r y t h i n g.
>>5356430
I have bad daddy issues so I'm fine with it. :^)

>>5356586

Get to it hunty

>>5356589

But do you got that bunda

>>5356590

Tru

>>5356575
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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>>5356573
Spookie is mega cute. He was easily my favorite of the characters in that game besides the main two party members.

I also liked Jiminez from Strange Journey. He was kind of a dick but that's Chaos for you, and it was nice seeing some people with a bit of color on them in my Japanese Demon Taming games. Fanart has been very kind to him.

>>5356548
B-but I'm a qt lil femboy

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>>5356624
And another shot of Jiminez because why the hell not. Shockingly I'm one of the few people that had some sympathy for the Law chick. You'd think my dick would lead me to Chaos or Neutral instead.

>>5356624
>tfw no bugaboo jimenez qt

>>5356575
>a worthy cause

Damn right it's a worth cause. I'm thinking of starting a charity.

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>>5356622
flat ass with stretch marks from birth
fml

>>5356624
Aaaah, why do all of these guys look cute as fuck??? I mean, he's not exactly my type but, wow.

>>5356566
>tfw because of me there's a 8cm guy to balance out the average.

>>5356631
Prove it qt

>>5356650
nuuuuu

>>5356548
nigga got nice titties

>>5356623

I don't have beeftiddies tho
>>5356631

B U L K
U
L
K

>>5356641

Yass kween

>>5356644

My condolences

You know what would help w that though

B U L K

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I'm saaaaad how can I make it better school is making me wanna die

>>5356664
post twinknips then and I'll post my round sensitive pecs

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>>5356649
Fanart is a powerful thing.

>>5356624
>gaygen - /smtg/ night

I LOGGED ON AT THE RIGHT TIME

>>5356639
>dirty lawfag in a world of queers
suicide yourself

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>>5356684
>TFW my skinny ass twink nipples aren't sensitive at all.

I think that's why I have such a strong nipple fetish. I know some people with sensitive nipples hate how even putting on their shirt can make them "react" but I'm jealous as fuck.

If I were to bulk my chest up would that make my nipples bigger and/or more responsive as well?

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What's your upper limit on thick bois, gaygen? how big is too big?

>>5356704
As someone with sensitive nips, I can tell you right now it's annoying as fuck sometimes.

I spazzed out and embarrassed myself the first time my boyfriend even touched them. I still thrash around like a beached whale. You'd think I'd be used to it by now.

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>>5356697
Well I mainly felt bad for her after that scenario in the 2nd dungeon where her teammates were getting gleefuly tortured. The word-gore made it really unsettling so I felt kinda bad for her as the last survivor.

If it makes you feel better, the final boss kicked my ass and I was never able to turn the world into brainless people singing for the lawd. I need to do a replay someday, or at least finish my game.

>>5356713
That dude is cute af, but I don't really know t b q h, I don't like morbidly obese guys, but guys with a bit of fat is fine for me.

>>5356713
>tfw I watched rollplay solumn in its entirety
dont remind me of that t b h

>tfw no bara bf
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m

sup /gaygen/, let's fap together
http://www.webcamjackers.com/video/girlfriend-is-out-shopping-so-i-am-gonna-jack-to-internet-porn-6648.html
>tfw no hairy beefy bf

>>5356722
The funny thing is in general I'm actually extremely ticklish. It's always awful when someone decides to be cute and tickle me and I wind up flopping the ground from it. But my nipples essentially have to be tortured to be ANY reaction from it.

Meanwhile I can make a moan just by licking them and there was one guy who was pretty much screaming into a pillow from me sucking on them for a few minutes. Which is hot as hell and something I wish I could experience.

Maybe we can bodyswap sometime.

>>5356751
Sorry, anon. I'm normal weight, not fat enough to be bara.

>>5356713
>too big
no such thing

>tfw self-hating fat fetishist

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>>5356684

K here you go

B)

>>5356722

That's adorable

>>5356772
>dat smooth chest
you don't grow chest hair?

>>5356791

I have like 20 chest hairs in the middle and able 6 around each nipple

lmao

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>>5356673

>>5356795
>bottomborn

>>5356795
That's adorable.

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>>5356759
>screaming into a pillow from me sucking on them for a few minutes
Jelly. I love having my nips played with. But I'm no where near that sensitive.

>>5356772
Nice.

>>5356756
That's the best title for a porno ever.

>>5356759
Sounds about right. Like I said, I thrash around like some kind of idiot. He says he likes it, but I still think it's embarrassing as fuck that I start sperging out and spasming all over the place just because someone touches me.

>>5356806

Scrawnytopxbeefybottom is master race desu

>>5356810

As a reward for me being adorable post boypuss desu

>>5356815

Cute tiddies bb

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>>5356829
Nah.

Am I like the only non-bear on gaygen to have any hair on my chest?

>>5356828

>tfw no manlet with sensitive nips to make spasm

sigh

>>5356837

Don't trim it so short desu

>>5356837
I don't think most people count me as a bear desu

>>5356829
>Scrawnytopxbeefybottom
>Not Beefytopxscrawnybottom
Pleb


>Cute tiddies bb
One day they'll be motorboat-able.

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>>5356874

>Not Beefytopxscrawnybottom

Too hetero for me

>tfw no beeftiddies to motorboat

>>5356895
Put the lime in the coconut..

>>5356837

damn son, eat more and pick up heavy shit

>tfw everybody tells me to shave chest.

What do I say to them?

Ho ho ho
The jingle toe
Hung where you can seeee
Somebody waits for you,
A kisser waits for meee!

>>5356912

That they're shit-sucking scum and should go jump off a tall building

I hope ill have my tulpa by Christmas.

>>5356912
Shove your chest in their faces.

>>5356909
Trying to gain weight. It's not going so well. Haven't been to the gym in a couple of weeks either to be honest.

Are you a starving child, Writer-Anon?

>>5356909
My post vanished for some reason?

Trying to gain weight, it's a pain. Haven't been to the gym in a couple of weeks. Maybe I'll go tomorrow.

>>5356941
>couple of weeks
I've been out of the gym for a week with a cold. And it's killing me.

>>5356805
I'll get to it

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Yeah, this bara aesthetic. How do? I'd ask on fit, but I only want to get gaymen not women. Everybody but me seems to want bara bf. So I very particularly want to get fat but not look fat & swolled useless bulk bara muscles. Do not care about strength or health. Just BULKED. Thx.

>>5356963
Ouch. I don't know why I can't put the weight on to be honest, eating plenty, large variety of foods, but the weight ain't sticking.

My body wants to stay permaskele.

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I really like the idea of getting this right in the center of my chest, how retarded am I?

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>>5356639
>>5356624
Damn you, chaos dudes and your exposed chests.

>>5356978

That's a good thing, tho.

>>5356993
Why? I mean all shit aside my body is proportionately strong. I'm just not very big.

>>5356713
Maybe a bit bigger than myself.

I'm not like super fat but I'd say I'm chubby.
It doesn't show as much in my face. Mostly around my belly and thighs.

220 5'11"

>>5356974
>tfw still not big enough to cosplay zangief
One day...>>5356974


>>5356978
>permaskele
I was the same way. You need to count calories. You aren't eating as much as you think you are. To really put on weight you've got to eat 3000+ calories a day.

You gotta lift too, or all the weight you put on will be fat.

>>5356980
I liked the movie, but the middle of your chest? That's pretty prime tattoo real estate.

>>5356999

What more could you really ask for?

Some people have to fight just to not get big. If you're eating like me and not gaining weight, I'm kinda envious.

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>>5356974
>I'd ask on fit, but I only want to get gaymen not women.

There's actually a good number of people on /fit/ that basically focus on a muscle fat sort of bara look. The only thing is that most of them seem to start overweight vs on the lower end, so your tactics for getting to that look will be pretty different if you're smaller.

>>5357014
>To really put on weight you've got to eat 3000+ calories a day.
Oh, trust me, I'm counting.

>>5357018
>What more could you really ask for?
To get stronger.

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>>5357002
>220 5'11"
Literally obese.

>>5357024

Why?

What purpose does that even serve? You're a copywriter ffs. Are you into MMA? Hoping to become a Navy Seal? Going to trade out your gig for construction work?

So, do you really eat that much?
Give me a day's diet for you.

>>5357014
It'd be my first tattoo.
Idk I can't really think of another spot I really like.
I've been procrastinating getting my septum pierced for years, let alone a tattoo, so I doubt i'll ever get it done. but the idea is nice.

>>5357022
OK, I'll look into it. I used to be fat. Most of my life. Then christen Bale yo-yo diet. Just lean, but doughy now. I like feeling thin, but I like the idea of frightening my future husbando with BULK. Twinks seem to dig it.

>>5357045
2 eggs, 3 pieces of bacon
2 sandwiches (chicken or peanut butter)
A dinner meal (500-700)
100g potato chips (~500)
100g cashew nuts (~500)
100g chocolate (~500)
220g of yogurt

As well as misc snacks and drinks, including milk, fruit juices, biscuits etc.

Easily 3k

>>5357064
>doughy
That's gotta be the cutest way to describe a body type

>>5357045
Self improvement is it's own reward.

Also chicks dig muscles. lol

>>5357052
It looks like a good shape to go on your delt/upper arm.

>>5357074
Nah, i think it'd be too small there.
Also i'm freckly as fuck so I don't think a tattoo would look nice there.
Do you have any experience with freckles and tats? because i've got freckles all over my chest as well

>>5357067
Time to shoot for 3500. Or 4000, if you have it in you.

>>5357074

>chicks

breeder raus aus meinem gaygen

>>5356548
after you're done bulking hard, you don't have to cut. you can just keep eating. and eating. and eating...

>>5357064
So you're skinnyfat. I see a lot of people on /fit/ that start at that aesthetic so you won't be alone at least.

>>5357080
I've got a scattering of freckles everywhere. A good tattoo artist can work around them.

>>5357081
My aim is around 3500. But that's a loooot to eat for a 140lb twiglet like myself.

It's also expensive eating like this.

>>5356548
Pudgy
Hairy
Tummies

>>5357093
huh okay, cheers for the help.

>>5357073
Thanks, bb.
>>5357090
I guess that works. I can see my hipbones and all that. Just not fully cut nor BULKED yet. I will go to the broscience experts. Maybe the trannies to ask about the silicone they illegally inject in their butts. Thanks.

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>>5357085
Problem?

>>5357097
>But that's a loooot to eat for a 140lb twiglet like myself.
iktfb, that's about the weight I started at.

I swear by frozen pizzas $3 for 1000+ callories and ~60g of protien.

At least when I was bulking I had the advantage of dollar McDoubles. If you're not lactose intolerant, GOMAD is an option too.

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>tfw you're fat but trying to get skinnier to appeal to tops
fuck this is hard.

>>5357119
Whenever you eat, just look down at the food and member that's one less dick you get to enjoy.

>>5357130
kekkers

>>5357130
but then I'll die of starvation.

>>5357116
>3 frozen pizzas a day
That's a lot. That's a whole fucking lot.

>>5357067

Ok, that looks like a lot, sure.
You've got the chocolate in, and that's the one.

>>5357074

I walk in a door and have to swat chicks away and I'm not super muscular.

>>5357097

So how much is that many grams of choco?
'Cos on a bad day I sometimes go through a 12 ounce of it, and 140lbs is an aspiration in weight loss fuh me.

>>5357137
Yeah. But chances are you'll get a qt bf before you die.

>>5357116

Yeah the problem is you aren't posting boypuss

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>>5357119
I think it's really cute when guys do this sort of thing. Keep going anon, you can do it if you keep trying.
Meanwhile I am trying to get stronger and more toned to appeal to bottoms. I think I look alright but I still have a lot of work to do.

>>5357141

That'd be fucking retarded.
I mean, fuck.

If you weren't already shoving food into your mouth mindlessly in the first world, don't start for fucks' sake.

>>5357144
I dunno. Chocolate has about 525/100.

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>>5357102

>>5357141
Jeez, that'd be a terrible idea. Just eat a little more then normal (2500 cal) a day. Then force feed yourself a whole frozen pizza before bed.

>>5357144
>I walk in a door and have to swat chicks away and I'm not super muscular.
Jelly.

>>5357151
lol, Nobody wants to see that shit.

>>5357156

Ok.
Well, so I looked it up and you actually are eating less than me in that one field.

Sitting down and eating a whole 12 ounce bag of cheap chocolate morsels and 3 bowls of cereal might be easier than the 3 pizzas idea.

>>5357166
>350g of chocolate a day
Expensive.

>>5357166

Plus, chocolate is a natural upper, so you'll probably feel compelled to do a shit ton of exercises afterwards rapidly.

>>5357169
Not really, if you buy cheap chocolate.

>>5357169

It is. But you shouldn't even have to eat it every day.

>>5357166
But dude, all that fucking sugar. Save some organ failure for alcohol and NSAIDs.

>>5357178

I'm talking like $2.50, and for one food item that is kind of a lot. That's like a bag of potatoes and three cans of beans.

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>tfw bf has sensitive nipples
>mfw I wrap my legs around his and pin him down while I go ham on his nips as he struggles and begs to get free

>>5357183

Drinking is worse for your looks than chocolate.
Do a lot of cardio and you should be... eh... ok.

>>5357166
>12 ounce bag of cheap chocolate
Sounds like a good way to get mad type 2 betus gains.

>>5357192

Hot.

>>5357192
That's kinda hot.

>tfw can't feel shit when someone tries to play with my nips

feelsbadman

>>5357198
This is why I go for cashew nuts instead. Given they're salted, but I do enough cardio to counter the salt.

>>5357198

Couldn't you get that from excessive carbs, too, though? I dunno, I'm probably wrong.

>>5357192
Nice.

>>5357207
Upping your water is more important when you have a high sodium diet.

>>5357203
Same tho desu senpai

>>5357215
You can.

>>5357207
>cashew nuts

ay favourite food when bulking.

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>>5357219
Someone told me that if i were to get my nipples pierced they'd get more sensitive, but i'm too much of a pussy.

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>>5357192
>Sadon
>Boyfriend

Wow, I'm actually really happy for you. Congrats dude!

>Boyfriend with sensitive nipples that he tortures

And kinda jealous too...

>>5356548
>wanting muscles on your body
fem4lyfe

>>5357240
Having pierced nipples is nice. I don't' know that they make your nips more sensitive so much as easier to stimulate. if that makes sense.

If nothing else. it gives you an excuse to play with your nipples.

I loved mine. But they never healed right, and kept getting infected. And I had to take them out.

I still have scar tissue under my nipples. :/

>>5357147
It's worth it. Time to not eat ever again.
>>5357154
T-thank you anon! ;v; Good luck with getting stronger, because t b h, stronger guys are a best.

>>5357219
Th-that is most certainly not what my post said D:

>>5357272
I like the idea of piercing my nipples, but i'd only get them done if I could have two piercers do both nips simultaneously.

>>5357027
Why do you keep posting that guy?

>>5357280
>Time to not eat ever again.
That's the spirit!

>>5357294
Honestly there's almost no pain. It's sort of like someone pinches them really hard, then they ache for a while.

I posted this over in /femgen/ but im really impatient and the next time we hang out is nigh.
I'm a femboi.

I want to suck my friends dick.

We're both in relationships, but we're both also openly bi. He's just so cute and i want him so bad. What do i do? how do i propose it?

>>5357314
you want to cheat on your BF and sabotage your friend's relationship? why not just suck on his dick?

>>5357314
Break up with your boyfriend first, you clearly don't love him enough to remain monogamous.

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>>5357272
Like i said, too much of a pussy.

You saying yours didn't even heal right doesn't make it better.

>>5357314
>cheating
>biscum

who would've thought, amirite?

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>>5357314
You're literal filth.

>>5357319
>>cheating
>>biscum

>who would've thought, amirite?
kek

Man, Reggie Watts outshines Late Late Show host guy so hard.

>>5357314
If it's a chick just c u c k her. Women aren't people. The most legitimate relationship is between men

>>5357354
if that's true, how come every gay man I ever met never wants to settle down and just fuck every hot guy they see?

It's hard to get a long term bf, senpai.

>>5357360
Too many qts and not enough tops

>>5357360
Probably because you're hanging around gay bar sluts, slut.

>>5357364
naw, I meet gay guys in everyday places like coffeeshops and other normie joints.

But little do you know that these seemingly normie fags are crazy bar sluts who hide their thirst.

>>5357362
i find out that this is their mentality after they get caught cheating.

>>5357319
>You saying yours didn't even heal right doesn't make it better.

I might be something of a corner case. When I went to get them pierced the piercer actually said "I've never seen nipples this small before. I'm going to have to go deeper then I normally do." lol

>>5357430
>never seen nipples this small before

I hate my nipples desu.
Areolas are too large, almost like a grill.
They're only ok-ish when i'm cold.

>>5357450
post em

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This guy goes to my school and I'm Thinking of talking to him. Y/N?

>>5357471
Don't post other peoples' pics on 4chan/10

>>5357471
cute.
shame about the hairline though.

What's your convo starter?

>H-hey, i saw you timestamping on 4chin
>A-are you homo?

>>5357481
>>5357486
Shit, didn't even think about that. This place has ruined me. I know he's gay though, I've seem him hanging around some GSA meetings.

>>5357471
Ew.

>>5357501
Anon, tell me.

What does the "S" in GSA mean?

>>5357546
It's for gay people in the closet to lie and say to their parents "no, I'm just an ally. it's the gay STRAIGHT alliance"

my arm pits are stinky.

>muh dik

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>>5357552

Good or bad?

I like this thread but I find the lack of Bara boobs disturbing.

>>5357555
What the gif?

It would be nice if he wasn't old.

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>>5357557

Post your own

>>5357549
So it's just something cvck sjws do in order to pride in their MUH TOLERANCE?

Is it weird to jerk it with a condom on?

>>5357558

I meant the stink

Like does >muh dik mean you like the smell or what

>>5357562

Called a posh wank lad

>>5357565
It means it gives me a boner.

What the fuck else would it mean? lol

Yes I like it.

>>5357560
I'm too lazy to take a picture. I just got back from training chest too

>>5357562
Probably, what's even the point?

>>5357571

Sometimes people use muh dick to signify bragging and I was like why would he be bragging about being smelly

pitmusk is godly

>>5357573

lazy whore show us those pumped tiddies

>>5357581
>why would he be bragging about being smelly
>
>pitmusk is godly

You answered your own question. :^)

But yeah I don't know. It stinks but I like it.

Fuck I think I'm degenerate. :^(

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>>5357585

>Fuck I think I'm degenerate.

welcome home lad.

>>5357585
Nah, it's pretty standard.

It's not like you're into watersports or have a diaper fetish.

>>5357240
This gif is beautiful
>>5357581
They're capping up though bb. I need some potassium in my life.

>>5357585
>likes musk
>think THAT makes him a degenerate

To be young

>come to gg
>nothing but senpai being a thirsty creep
Better than trannies in denial, I guess.

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>>5357593

I'd have thought a slut like you would keep bananas handy all the time

>>5357595

That's what I'm here for babe

Now show us all that sexy shitpussy

>>5357590
>It's not like you're into watersports
haha... yeah...

>>5357599
>shitpussy
die

>>5357595
>trannies in denial
what

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>>5357600

>>5357599
I don't fuck myself with produce; this isn't Real Sex. I use a dildo for by that.

>>5357600
I'm not into guys peeing on me, or piss drinking, but the thought of a guy losing control of his bladder while I roughly fucked him is pretty hot.

>>5357601

C'mon babe show us your shitoris

>>5357603

>not looking at the picture

god

>>5357605
or peeing himself in fear of your massive cock :3

>>5357607
He's blind senpai, stop being ableist.

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>>5357607
I've been talking to a daddy

>>5357603
Post sweet boypussy now?

>>5357611
>not spelling it boipussy

0 for 3 anon

>>5357612
Boi is too faggy. Post it I need to cum.

>>5357614

Lucky, daddy won't let me cum yet. :c

>>5357615
Don't talk to me again, freak.

>>5357612
>not just shortening it to bussy

>>5357618
>Not having a daddy who spanks you for cumming without permission

pleb tbqh pham

>tfw trying to bulk

i cant eat any more. . .

>>5357622
>tfw cutting

fug you.

>>5357614
You are a fag anon

>>5357618
This legit made me lol

>>5357620
I use that as well but my preferred term is "gash."

>>5357622
>bulking
Lean gains

>>5357609

Oh gosh how insensitive I've been

>>5357610

Oh boy

How goes it

>>5357628
>how's it going
It's ok but he isn't being assertive. When I'm talking to a daddy I like him to be the aggressor

>>5357622
>Try to bulk
>Remember that I hate pretty much all high protein foods
Inb4 semen joke
>Remain skelly for another year

>tfw been bulking for 6 years

I like being fat

>>5357637

>not being all about that dussy

>>5357641
that's hot, tell me more please

>>5357639

steak
fish
nuts
beef jerky
yogurt

I want to fuck Akihiko.

>>5357646

ew
why are you so pro-Dad all the time? are you trying to prepare for your own imminent dadhood?

>>5357648
Gross
Gross
Aren't they higher in fat than protein?
Gross
Nice, but good high protein Yogurt is expensive and hard to find around here. Dairy and the occasional egg is how I get pretty much all my protein.

>>5357647
I like chili cheese fries...

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>>5357653

Yes

I have to make sure this upcoming generation of gays loves dad so I can keep getting fresh boypussy my whole life

>>5357646
I want him to fuck me, not the other way around.

>>5357639
A few years ago when I did my first and only bulk I was taking Serious Mass and eating a lot. In three or four months I went from 155 to 205. Yes Yes gained a lot of fat but I was successful in adding much needed thickness. Heavy deadlifts help as well.

>tfw met a femboy half my size
>tfw he wants to be my daddy
>tfw I let him

>>5357657
I like daddies.

But unless you're 45 and hot as fuck, you ain't touching my bussy. I'm in demand nigga, and I don't have enough supply.

>>5357625
Don't I get ass pics for making you lol?

>>5357656
how fat are you?

>>5357665
Idk 228lbs 6 feet tall

>>5357659

When you gonna accept that you're a powerbottom

>>5357661

Demonstrate boypussy otherwise you're a liar desu

>>5357660

Hot

I'm normally opposed to femboys but this is acceptable

tell us everything

>>5357577
>>5357562
sometimes i do this so i can rip it off at the end and suck the cum out...

>>5357662
I'm not taking a pic of my slot bb maybe someone in /soc/ will

>>5357668
oh, you're not even that fat

>>5357669
I met him on /pol/ a few days ago.

He says I'm cute and really likes teasing me and calling me a sissy bitch boy.

He makes fun of my little cock too. :3

We're not like dating or anything just a little online Dom/sub fun I guess. He lives a state over from me.

A couple years older too :3

>>5357669
Guys see my face and they wanna fug. My bussy is just an extra savory asset.

If you live in the bay area and have a demographic app you probably seen me, and haven't been disappointed ;)

>>5357677
I find it kind of funny when border line obesity is "not that fat".

When I hear obese I think like the 400+ hamplanets from tumblr.

Not the pudgy looking chubby guts where it seems to start.

>>5357681

>bay area

Oh, no, sorry, I don't fuck poz guys

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>>5357678

>>5357669
I got laid last Saturday and I was the bottom for a fat traffic cone cock. I was slamming into him hard too.

I don't consider myself a power bottom because because I like to top still.
I'm a legit vers

>>5357678
> :3
Kill yourself

>>5357686
>poz

Jokes on you bitch, I tested negative last week.

>>5357690
>Being this mad over an emoticon

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

faggot

>>5357684
yeah, it's weird. BMI is kind of a shitty measurement though

>>5357693
>being this mad
>mad

Anon pls

>>5357692
How many cocks did you take since then?

>>5357694
I mean it's not -that- bad.

If it says you're too high and need to drop weight you should probably do it.

It may not take into account muscle but most people in the overweight range aren't working on their muscles.

>>5357695
Your quibble is so cute. :3

>>5357684
>tfw lose 60lbs
>not obese anymore!
>15lbs to go to not being overweight
>can't shake it

People keep telling me I look "normal" though, which I won't believe until I'm within range by BMI and I don't have a skinnyfat paunch anymore.

>>5357695
>Telling someone to kill himself
>Not mad

Yeah, I forget I'm on 4chan sometimes.

>>5357693
desu
getting mad over emoticons on 4chan is so 2013

>>5357690

man i am so jelly
you seem to have it all figured out...

>>5357698
1. My boyfriend's.

How many cocks have you taken being a sarcastic bitch?

>>5357700
Yeah, I have some weight to lose myself.

I'm like 222 or so atm.

My goal is about 140 - 160. I'm 5'11"

I have a bit of a gut and I'm really insecure about it.

>>5357704
I'm a paragon of virtue.

I've not taken any cocks like some common whore.

I plan to take my first cock consummating my marriage in the missionary position under the sheets with the lights off like every good little girl should. :^)

>>5357705
I'm 5'6" 155lbs and still have a gut, it's hell

>>5357711
Poor thing. :c

Try doing some crunches and cutting your calories.

>>5357699
Teehee

>>5357701
It's ok bb

>>5357703
Jelly of what anon?

>>5357711
>5'6
>155
You're quite heavy for your height to be fair.

I'm 140 and my target is 155. 6' tall. Gaining senpai.

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>>5357709

>>5357718
whore

>>5357719

>>5357718

>>5357720

>>5357719

>>5357314
idk get drunk and act kind of flirty
worked for me

>>5357711

You're a fatty for your height

I've got this weird thing of making people fall for me and it confuses the fuck out of me.

I've just had a guy I met say he has to stop texting me because he's crushing hard and, as I'm still hung up about someone else, he doesn't want to get hurt.

I don't even fucking do anything...

>>5357725
>>5357717
Me next! Me next!

5'4"
108lbs

>>5357716
>teen love
Puppy love is exhausting anon. It's temporary and twice as painful as being older and in love. When you're young you have a small world and when you're in a relationship that person IS that world. You're better off anon; focus on school.

>>5357711
Holy fuck you're so fat HEY FATSO

>>5357705
I'd say 222 at 5'11" is more than "a bit" of a gut

>>5357731
>5'4"
>108lbs

Fucking fat ass.

You shouldn't be more than 60.

>>5357716
If it makes you feel better, teenage love can be uncommon for gays thanks to the self-realization and acceptance process, not to mention feeling comfortable to tell people that you like men.

You aren't alone, underage-anon.

>>5357735
I agree. But compared to when I was 345...

>tfw no matter how many spells I learn I can never cast one to make my below average cock bigger
>>5357729
I know these feels and im ugly as fuck. People fall for personalities I guess. You have something people romanticize an aura a charisma I guess. Use it for good.

>>5357731
Be my boyfriend :3
I wanna plump you up.

>>5357737
It really does. Thank you.

>>5357745
>below average cock bigger
>>>5357729
trade with me!

Mine is 5 inches.

I only need like 4. :c

>>5357745
Apparently I don't have any aura about me, apparently my presence is like a spooky ghost. It's really fun because sometimes I'll see someone I know and just start walking next to them, and they won't realize for like a minute, then they'll turn and get shocked to see me there.

Spooky ghosts unite.

>>5357751
I'm the same way.

Sneak up on people all the time.

>>5357749
Mine is 4 f o u r i n c h e s.

Ill take five maybe I wouldn't get laughed at so much in real life.
Are you the five foot 4 cutie?

>>5357751
That sounds like you're more of an asshole more than an aura tbqh.

>>5357755
No, I'm 5'11" :c

>>5357745
>People fall for personalities I guess.
No idea because even people I haven't met, and only chatted with have said the same.

I think I'm awkward as fuck but people say it's not as noticeable as I think it is. I think that making people laugh might be it?

>>5357758
I want your height and your cock size.

>>5357755
>That sounds like you're more of an asshole more than an aura tbqh.
Weird aussie boy?

>>5357753
It's good fun, right?

>>5357759
Yes!
Making people laugh is key to charisma. If you make anybody laugh they will love you. Its literally my one personality quality and it gets me crazy amount of ass. Like an insane amount.

>>5357760
If I lost a bit more weight it might get bigger.

I only want 4 inches. I also wish I was shorter.

I want to be small enough to be manhandled and my cock to be small and petite so it flops around real girly like while I'm bouncing on a massive cock.

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>>5357745
>I wanna plump you up.
Pic related.

>Be my boyfriend :3
Is your cock fat?

>>5357734
Can you at least tell me about the last time you were fucked?

>>5357762
No in not that weird aussie autist

>>5357767
read the thread, he already talked about that.

>>5357762
>Weird aussie boy?
Who?

>worried you might mean me

>>5357762
Yeah, I worry I might get punched one day though. :c

>>5357766
I meant put weight on you skinny boy. My penis is small and thin. 4 inches and thin as shit.

>>5357765
You sound like a tranny.

>>5357774
No, I like my dick.

>>5357763
But, then, my humour is a bit off and people have said "Sometimes the things you say (in person/text) take a while to get and I'm not sure if you're being serious or not".

Maybe it's just my award winning smile that sets homo hearts a flutter?

>>5357773
Best one I had was where I sat opposite someone I knew on a train. It took them a solid 6 or 7 minutes to realize.

>>5357770
Link me to posts, anon, I'm lazy.

>>5357779
I don't know im falling for you right now babe...maybe its your obliviousness I like.

>>5357780
heh.

My mother was waiting in the car for me for 10 minutes once. I was seated right next to her.

>>5357774
>I meant put weight on you skinny boy. My penis is small and thin. 4 inches and thin as shit.

Ouch.

>>5357777
Quads for truth.

>>5357784
That's pretty spooky.

>>5357782
Sometimes being oblivious is cute.

>>5357785
Yeah my penis is completely worthless but it still gets ass just useless.
Ive never even measured it because I don't even want to know. It's probably smaller than 4 inches.

>>5357787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3JN7BQNJ1A

>>5357782
>maybe its your obliviousness I like.
wot

Mate...

gib attention plss

>>5357788
I thought mine was really small.

Then I measure and it was larger than I had thought.

Thought I was only 3, turned out to be 5.5"

>>5357791
Is this your humor that you were talking about m8

>>5357792
What is attention piss?

>>5357793
I wish I had an average penis. I wish I could cut it off. No penis is better. It sucks also because I know how to get laid really well and im least a 5out of 10.

>>5357794
Where did you get I'm oblivious from?

I mean I am but...

>>5357798
I'd gladly worship and ride it anon.

I like all cocks.

And you seem really cute <3

>>5357798
It's funny, I spent so much of my life worrying about having a small dick. Then I found out women actually prefers my size because more would hurt them and that it was men that are the biggest size queens. universal irony.

>>5357800
I am good with people tbqh...i have a natural reading ability with them and can tell these things. I really enjoy people.

>>5357801
I am really cute and nice and funny and positive and confident and proud and tons of good things but just a little small where it shouldn't be. I can't do anything to change it so why whine?

>tfw ugly

>person bragging about getting fags
>I somehow don't get fags but get straight guys instead
what the fuck man

I just want cute guys that won't call my ass a cunt or boipussy

>>5357804
>I am really cute

Prove it.

>>5357804
>I am good with people tbqh
I'll punch you, fgt.

When I was in a thread the day before last I mentioned about my being oblivious and now you bring it up. Wanna fuck?

>>5357804
I'd suck it really nicely anon.

I'd even suck your balls and eat your ass.

It's only too small if it can't feel pleasure or spurt cum. <3

And you'd be cumming buckets when I'm sucking. :3

>tfw no /fit/ daddy to give me cummy tummy

>>5357808
same. I hate the word boipussy, I hate the term breeding instead of creampie. I don't get gay men at all.

>>5357808
I'm not bragging at all, though.

I've never had a boyfriend but still people crush on me quite a bit.

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>>5357811
G E T O U T

>>5357808

I hate to break it to you but you'll get that from gays as well

>>5357815
I can do you too anon.

>>5357797
sup dad

>tfw no weak skinnyfat bf

>>5357811
I would love that and you seem really eager to suck me off. Trust me just because its really small doesn't mean I don't know what I am doing with it. It wasn't until I went on the internet did I realize it was below average lol. I knew it was nothing special but not below average. I know what im doing...


>>5357810
I can just tell these things tbqh...I understand people really well...i know what they are thinking their personalities...its just a gift im born with tbqh...and yes id fug you.

>>5357812
>booger post
>incoming four posts minimum

You're so popular babe.

>>5357823
h-hi...

>>5357818
Is there a cute bear dude that won't call my ass a boipussy then?
>>5357814
I didn't mean to be rude at all yo, but yeah, I know the feeling of being crushed on a lot.
>>5357813
I don't get men in general.

>>5357678

Hot.

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>>5357827

Just accept it desu

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>>5357819
rrreeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5357825
I am eager ha

It gets me so hard thinking of sucking some cocks oh God

>>5357812

Hi there.

>>5357830
But I don't want to desu

>>5357826
post tummy

>>5357825
>its just a gift im born with tbqh
Lol go on, what else can you tell about me?

What more do I need to say to get an accurate print out? Oprah is black btw.

>>5357827
>I know the feeling of being crushed on a lot.
I'm crushing on you crushing on me curhsing on you.

>>5357833
Make me cum...

>>5357825
I love you anon.
I'd go down on you. ;~;
Call you daddy... it could be good.

>>5357835
hello. that catfish story the other night was weird.

>>5357839
Well its hard to tell a bunch from just a few anon posts and im keeping my guard up a little bit since I'm starting to like you a little bit. I can understand where that charm is coming from for sure.

How easy is to migrate to murica, if you don't know anyone there?
Is "escaping hordes of homophobic mudslims" a valid reason to ask for a visa?

>>5357716

this is me

i even dated a few guys who werent cute, hoping that i would develop an attraction to them over time, but it never happened.

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>>5357837

Such is life, sometimes you just gotta suck it up

>>5357843
>and im keeping my guard up a little
Do you call your penis your guard?

Because I certainly wouldn't say mine guards me, haha.

>tell me
>tell me about myself internet boy
>tell me what you think about me when you think about me

>>5357842

You read the whole thing, right?
You're safe from demented rape fish when you roll with me.

>>5357848

If you're from a country that kills gays yes

If you're just from the UK or some shit you're out of luck