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old: >>5352068
good morning /mtfg/ u hope you all have a good day <3
Should I get a trip to fit in with the cool kids?
>>5353885
I'm the biggest one there is.
I started hrt at 20 and after over two years of hrt i'm more masculine than ever.
The face of a 35 years old manly man and the body of an orc.
>>5353933
reminder that this is a no bully zone
why do people t-t-t-t-type like t-t-t-t-this? it doesn't make you more feminine, it just makes you look like an idiot.
>>5353942
That's kinda sad :/ But it doesn't mean that you can freely bully others.
>>5353933
> not bully Amy edition.
Missed a key opportunity tbqh familia
Just wait until all the rest of the drama unfolds this Christmas. There are no innocent and nice trips on /mtfg/ and you will learn it the hard way. This year Santa is bring you hurt feelings.
>>5353946
doxing is okay as long as the person deserves it though, like noelle or hopefully angie, rawr, lily in future
>>5353947
because it's how they feel, anon.
>>5353947
i thought it was a meme
>>5353947
Is this your first day on 4chan?
>it doesn't make you more feminine
No fucking shit, Retard.
>>5353941
Do it anon
>>5353948
I don't bully people here, silly anon.
>>5353941
do it, maybe you'll get doxed! :D
NO. No bullying!
>>5353965
I'm sory I laughed at that. Am i a bully now?
It's cute and funny at the same time
>tfw neet again
>professor refuses to grade the one assignment I need to recieve credit for the course because he collected the assignment early
>>5353962
I still hate Rawr for what they did to ufufu.
>>5353962
Lol oh no somebody will find out I'm some antisocial college kid. The horror
>>5353960
Bullying transbians is a-ok
>>5353965
>Complains about thing
>Proceeds to do said thing as much as possible
Nice to have you around to make these threads better.
>>5353976
Bullying hons is okay too I think.
>>5353969
iktf What happened to you?
>>5353975
They will find out the things you've done to your butt over the years
Morning everyone, hows monday treating you? <:
I think i just slept over all of my classes today. eh.. but no hangover atleast.
>>5353980
You sound like waifu-material
>>5353978
i think they were being ""ironic"", anon-kun. i hate both the anime stutter and shitposting though.
I can't stay up any longer desu
Good night /mtfg/, enjoy the rest of your day.
>>5353989
Why?
I look like a man.
>>5353976
>>5353980
this is yuri gen though
>>5353990
you have your own general, if you come here prepare to get bullied
>>5353981
panic attacks, I'm technically in school but I haven't gone since september
>>5353992
Oh, they're only pretending to be stupid. I gotchya!
>>5353997
That's my fetish...
>>5353998
I have a yuri folder even though i'm straight.
>>5354003
Would you a max payne?
That's who I look like tbhon.
>>5353996
OMG are you me??? >>5353998
>>5354000
Do you have a diagnosis and medication?
>>5354004
Well, it would depend on your ASSets too
>>5354010
Bi and socializing somewhere with no boys worth hitting on.
>>5354000
I've just left uni for the same reason, it's so hard but now I'm worried about a future without an educaton
>get added to a skype group for mtfg
>also add ufufu and amelia and a few other trips who stopped posting as much
>a few girls freak out and end up just leaving the group, they make another one
>hear that people like jocelyn are talking shit about me and mocking me/making fun of me
>despite the fact that she was going to name herself evie, told me all about her camming etc
>mfw
so is there anyone else who wants to tell me how they really feel so i can just block you and forget about this shit? the last few days i found out noelle was liking everything i've posted on tumblr for over 3 years, that a few girls try to make fun of me despite apparently wanting to emulate me, and seen that my friends have been doxxed...among other things. i'm starting to understand what fufu said and why she left this place.
>>5354005
spooky desu
We're sisters now ok
>>5354014
>no boys worth hitting on
hehe...
I think that's about to change now that I will reveal myself. Here's my picture. Interested?
>>5354010
Aww drink something sugary and sure im up for dealing with your hang-over today if you get my swedish passed on friday.
>>5354017
>and seen that my friends have been doxxed
Who else did rawr dox?
>>5354019
I knew moot was mtf
>>5354017
I'm an anon and I'm a-okay with you.
>>5354017
Well, isn't Jocelyn a fatty? Why would you care about her? Girls talk shit, that's why you shouldn't socialize with them. Ufufu was a transbian so I can't feel too bad for her.
>>5354017
I think you're pretty cool and enjoy your posts.
>>5354012
It's okay I guess.
I could wear a bag over my head.
>>5354019
bad meme
>>5354008
yeah
ive been taking topamax, klonopin, prozac, wellbutrin, and lamictal for about two years
>>5354017
the best advice anyone could give you is "don't try to make friends on/from/as a result of 4chan"
it is a horrible place and despite appearances most people are good for shitposting with in a thread and nothing more. that is the sad reality of it.
Coworker doesn't stop saying some light lewd things. Like the other day because I asked him to lift something heavy we were talking about the size of his muscles and he said they weren't so big, just powerful. I replied by saying that size didn't matter (OK, i was asking for it this time) to which he answered that if we were taking about his penis it would be completely different. And basically every time I work with him, he says something stupid like this, and have me laughing and calling him stupid.
I might not be able to contain the lewd but the problem, among other things, is that already said that he wouldn't have something with a coworker ever (this was while he was taking jokingly about having sex with the most attractive girl working here) and I understand his point
>>5354017
I like you and still want to talk to you about makeup and clothes
>second interview at a job I'm guaranteed to be hired at
>seeing apartment and applying for it
>getting new debit card
>6, count em, SIX busses today (to TC, to interview, back to TC, to Seattle, back to TC, back to home.)
I have a big day today, wish me luck girls!
>>5354017
They left because they're trying to get away from this shit not invite it to their doorstep.
>>5354046
I wish you the best!
>>5354017
I honestly dgi
>>5354017
I think you're unfairly treated because of your job and there are some people here with little to do except try to drag others down
>>5354025
Anna
>>5354033
It's okay f a m, I'm sure it's not as bad as you think. I wish you'd show me.
>>5354066
Wow. What a piece of fucking shit. If anyone deserves to get brutally raped, it's rawr.
>>5354042
Has he grabbed your butte?
>>5354069
Can you do this, Elanna?
>>5354025
it wasn't rawr, but someone doxxed anna. plus the doxxing of noelle is how i found out that she had been liking my posts and hitting on me and all this shit for years.
>>5354027
>>5354031
>>5354044
okie. ty girls ;__;
>>5354029
i mean her weight doesn't dictate anything to me personally tbqh but it's not about that as it is that she's the kind of person who messages me on skype and told me about men she liked and camming and alllll of this shit, but that has no issue being a cunt for no reason towards me as long as she thinks i don't see it. i'm really not like that. i can be a bitch but if i feel that negatively about you i don't pretend we're friends or anything. it's the dishonesty that's starting to make me wonder wtf is going on here and that maybe i'm overly naive to assume it's ok to post here about my personal life etc.......
>>5354041
i do have great friends i've met from here tho like amelia and ufufu and anna and mercury etc and they're wonderful. i guess i just thought it'd be like that with everyone......
>>5354059
>>5354060
sigh idgi either
i mean what am i even supposed to do about that.....?
I updated this in accord to user feedback. I hope you will let me know your choice. Please keep in mind that you cannot decline all of the husbands, you have to choose one.
>>5354077
>it wasn't rawr
It probably was. Don't defend that piece of shit. They're worse than edgar and potc put together.
>>5354067
>I'm sure it's not as bad as you think
Why does everyone say this?
Even cis scum friends.
Hugboxing sucks.
>>5354077
Quit defending rawr.
She doxed ufufu and anna
>>5354084
Maybe they all just wish you'd stop acting all pathetic.
So i'm thinking of ordering from inhouse. I think i remember people saying to just tell them you'll fax them your prescription and even if you don't fax it they will still send your stuff. Does this still work?
Also, what kind of time frame am I looking at if I want it shipped to the US?
Thanks in advance
>>5354076
No ;______;
>>5354084
Maybe you're afraid to hear that your self image and reality are out of whack. It's the truth, almost no trans girl likes their appearance.
>>5354077
you do realise noelle explained several threads back she just admired you and had also long forgotten she was following you on tumblr, right?
>>5353942
Nope that's me.
>started at the tail end of 17
>fuckhueg shoulders
>chest is like 2 xboxes
>literally a dwarf
>ugly and masc face
>>5354073
Not yet, though he accidentally touched it one time and kept apologizing for like a minute, and he accidentally touched my boobs a few times
>>5354093
Well, you've done this one, right?
>>5354098
Sam?
>>5354105
Nah, just another turbohon
>>5354099
That's pretty hot. Maybe you should photocopy your ass and take the picture to his cubicle.
>>5354110
Try not to dox anyone.
>>5354104
Never a coke bottle, but I can definitely do something like that.
>>5354087
I don't.
>>5354093
I think hearing that my self image is correct would be much worse and that's most likely the case.
>>5354098
Are they even 16" you casual?
>>5354114
What the fuck even happened in here? I've been writing a paper on Buyer's Market all week. I need to know the new memes.
>>5354118
I think that's supposed to be "extraterrestrial", since he looks like something out of a Lovecraft story
>>5354077
I only got indirect feedback on the whole thing, so I still feel a bit weird about it all.
>>5354119
Rawr doxxed anna ufufu noelle kayla and sage
>>5354119
noelle got doxed and it turned out she was into even weirder fetishes during repression + had posted a lot of autistic pictures of her face everywhere, no surprise
then anna got doxed under 24 hours later and works at a guitar store or something, not as disturbing but it has stirred people up and the rawrposting is at full steam ahead
>>5354117
I like kneading butts like I was making bread
>>5354083
>>5354085
>1 min apart
are you sure you just don't like rawr and want to think it's her lol
>>5354094
yeah i saw that, but i didn't respond to it because it's a lie. she uses tumblr a lot. i know this because she has very recently liked a lot of my posts. my posts aren't just like ... random pics. they are pictures of me. this wasn't some thing where 3 years back she occasionally commented on stuff and said sexual things or whatever. this is like within the last few months or weeks and has continued the entirety of that time. to not say anything about that or to pretend we don't know each other in any ways etc is weird and awful
>>5354125
how do you mean?
>>5354111
>photocopy your ass and take the picture to his cubicle.
Sadly it's not possible. We work in a small restaurant the best thing we have close to a cubicle is either the freezer/fridge or the boss' desk
>>5354119
Amy Victoria murdered Plant
>>5354139
Well, put it on the menu cover :3
>>5354138
We don't want you to think it's her because it IS her. She's already done this shit to ufufu kayla and sage.
>tfw going to Marsh and buying a party cookie
>for yourself
>tfw the meds say to be taken orally, but I want to do it sublingually to get it into the bloodstream faster
Can I take Estradiol valerate sublingually?
>>5354117
Is what 16"? My suit size was a 40s last time I checked if you know those measurements.
>>5354126
>>5354132
>>5354145
Jesus. Where is the /mtfg/: we know drama pic? I don't have it on mobile.
>>5354161
I'd gladly administer some of my natural medicine rectally
>>5354161
>bloodstream faster
Why? It's a marathon not a sprint
>>5354172
top kek i remember that image hilarious shit there anon
>>5354161
No. It needs to be estradiol hemihydrate.
>>5354138
>how do you mean?
I was only on my incredibly outdated phone so I have no idea what happened in the groups besides what I got told in sms talks at the same time which wasn't much.
>>5354134
o-okay
>>5354150
Everyone else is just wrong tbhon.
I do need someone to confirm it's as bad as I think though.
>>5354172
Shoulders.
>>5354132
Anna doxed herself as she mentioned that she works at guitar store that checks receipts at the door.
Anyone could've figured it out
>>5354151
Lewd
>>5354188
No, rawr did.
>>5354123
well i am something between of an ET and white and like currently have a bf that has an asian background, so i'll go with the chocolate since indian tend to be a little short and they wouldn't like me.
>>5354150
a lot of things. but this one was about swedish as in language to be written
>>5354161
how about crushing it into a powder and like you know.. play a little druggie. wud it work?
>>5354151
>put anons butt on the menu
WHAT
The fuck do I do?
I always thought passing would be a good thing.
But recently as im reaching my 9 month mark im starting to get genderd 100% female and only 50% male once I have spoken.
Keep in mind I still present, dress, and talk like a male.
The only thing female about me is my long hair, but come on its almost 2016 and man buns are a thing
I'm also 5'5
I still present as a male because I'm in no way, shape or form ready to present as a female yet.
And this shit is getting really tired, old and uncomfortable.
Usally once I speak people will just apologize and that's that.
But one time this cashier at Starbucks freaked out.
And kept fucking up my order even tho all I asked for was a grande drip coffee.
And at the end so she didn't feel so I bad I was like "hey don't worry about it, it just means I need to cut my hair."
Then she yelled "LOOK IM SORRY I CALLED YOU A MA'AM."
Embarrassing as fuck.
And bathrooms are a fucking night mare. People just say to use the lady's room if I pass.
but I lack the confidence for that.
So I use the men's and omg.
Half the time I get stares from people and the other half people freakout and think they have walked into the women's bathroom.
But the worse is when I get hit on by guys at work.
You'd think it's great cause they smile and flirt and talk to you.
But shit get extremely akward and scarey when I they realize I'm a dude.
Like this one dude I was ringing up was smiling and talking and shit.
But once he realize I was a dude he avoided eye contact and didn't a word or a bye or thank you.
He had a look of disgust on his face.
I'm just so tired of this shit.
Like the only thing I can think off is to buzz my hair off.
But I really really don't want to do that.
it's so fucking embarrassing at work im and in public.
Like I avoid using bathrooms now adays and just have my sister order and pay for my shit when go out and eat and shit.
Who knew being a andro fuck sucks.
>>5354176
Good point. Sorry for my stupidity.
https://youtu.be/MbiAHnjHlHg
eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>5354213
I think you just haven't got enough junk in the trunk, that confuses men.
>>5354213
Andro requires a lot of confidence to pull off and you get much better reactions if you're a masculine woman than a feminine man.
>>5354213
You JUST DO IT.
>>5354213
>I pass and I'm not ready
TRANSITION ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>5354213
>pass
>still present as guy
You failed life
>>5354213
>tfw never been gendered female except by hugboxing doctors/shrinks
>>5354220
At least I know what I look like and I know I never get gendered female.
>>5354234
Because people don't use gendered greetings in Sweden.
>>5354238
The only greeting used in Sweden is As-salamu alaykum
>>5354234
>tfw never been gendered female
>tfw iktf
:(
>>5354234
Being gendered female also requires that you put yourself in a position to be gendered, and you've already said that you don't leave the house girlmode.
>>5354221
Jesus christ how horrifying
>>5354213
>>5354226
Yea I realized that unfuckingfourtnatley.
>>5354230
How? It's not like I'm baking cookies and ding!! I'm done!
srs cost 25,000 plus done correctly, and even then your left with a weird looking vagina.
Honestly I'd get ffs or vocal feminization surgery before ffs.
Plus my balls are the size of a walnut and my penis the size of a baby carrot.
>>5354252
How much would it cost me to get a butt mousepad starring you?
>>5354262
Anon meant transition socially.
Penis inspections aren't a thing. Get your voice down, find some self confidence, and you're set.
>>5354262
>how?
Dress like/identify as/whatever as female, dumbass.
You don't need SRS for that unless you're literally planning on wearing a bikini everywhere
>>5354262
people arent gonna be randomly grabbing your junk
>>5354238
Still, people have never called me her or she except for those hugboxers.
>>5354252
I'm sure a lot of people could pass by going outside dressed like me.
I don't really leave my house at all tbhon unless i'm going to meet shrinks or get my braces checked.
>>5354276
then why do men randomly grab your butt?
Crazy miserable trannies..isn't life hard enough?
>tfw you bought more chaturbate tokens for edie's next stream
>>5354277
>braces
QT CONFIRMED
>>5354213
iktf, though maybe start wearing your hair like guys do then.. yup bunned to back.
>>5354286
trip ON, edgar
>>5354285
it can always be harder when you're as spiteful as us :)
>>5354292
I knew one mtf who wore his hair like that, but their skull was shaped like the red skull from marvel so it didn't suit them
>>5354286
>buying tokens
>>5354285
but MUH DYSPHORIA
>>5354286
Fuck off Rawr.
>>5354299
yup yup, it looks hideous. but thats how you get back to your comfy guy mode.
>>5354268
Yea I'm gonna try and find a voice coach.
But I already practically have. Every one at work teases me for looking like a chick.
Assumes I'm weak and leave labor intensive stuff for the "guys"
Once one of our guy employees locked the bathrooms and I really had to pee.
And I told my manager and she said to just use the woman's bathroom. And if someone is in their woopdie doo no one will care.
I feel like forcing people to call me by female pronouns is not worth the social stress at work when I mostly just have problems with body dysmorphia.
>tfw really quiet voice
>tfw get called a grill in boy mode a decent amount
How do I stop being scared to go full time?
>>5354291
>braces
>man face
>glasses
Absolutely disgusting.
Where do you all go to school if you're not working? I keep wondering how many trans people are at my college
>>5354299
>mtf
>his
This "manbun" shit needs to die though imo.
>>5354277
OK, so you present male, you only go outside for appointments, and your only regular feedback is your mirror. It's pretty obvious why you don't feel like you pass. You could actually start presenting, that might be a start. I know you won't, and we'll just have this same circular argument like you do every day, but I live in hope.
>>5354264
Can you pay for some of my classes?
>>5354318
I go to a CUNY
pls no h8
>tfw your language doesnt have gender pronouns
>not sure if blessing or a curse
>dont know when failing boymode casually
>also dont know when getting gendered as a guy and feel like shit all of the time
>>5354315
Well, you could bank everything on your butt if you at least like that about yourself.
>>5354310
>Once one of our guy employees locked the bathrooms and I really had to pee.And I told my manager and she said to just use the woman's bathroom
Where the hell do you work that this is allowed
>>5354323
Sure. I have all the money I could ever want but none of the trannybutts.
>>5354331
ad do you have cute soles? post your soles
>>5354327
which country f a m?
>>5354274
I know.
But it's neascarly easy to Caitlyn Jenner this and starting wearing full blown makeup and dress the next day.
My voice sucks and I get terrible anxiety at the thought of wearing dresses.
Cause then people will consider me a "shemale/tranny" rather than a feminine gay dude.
>tfw some people have all the look
>Born with male genitals, Charles Darling was raised as a boy by his parents
>When he reached 13 he realised he was different, when he began to grow breasts and his hips developed into a feminine silhouette
>For five years he hid his body under baggy clothing, feeling a 'freak'
>But at 18 doctors diagnosed him with Kleinefelter's syndrome, which means he was born with an extra X chromosome
>Charles chose to embrace his feminine side, and now lives as Charli
>>5354338
Hey! It's sole-bro! Did you save butt-anonette's soles?
>>5354338
My soul is ugly, sorry.
>>5354331
Not her but one time I went to burger king and the male bathroom was closed and an official note said to go in the female bathroom for the time being
>>5354350
yes, but reuploading would be rude
>>5354331
Probably america since their policies dont benefit anyone but the "free market"
>>5354327
What language doesn't have gendered pronouns?
>>5354359
Nah, I'm not into that. Anyway, happy sole hunting.
>>5354345
This is so retarded (most people with KS are men)
>>5354366
English?
>>5354323
Sorry ;_;
>>5354366
Finnish is one
>>5354373
Fuck off rawr. Just because you're a mannish xyy freak does not make women men.
>>5354361
show
>>5354373
Technically people with KS are XXY so they're neither and both. I'd guess most people with KS just aren't transgender so they choose to remain as men.
>>5354341
>>5354366
f a m?
Finnish doesn't ! c: I mean the S/he him her stuff.
Only times ive noticed that the boymode failed was when cops picked me up as a missing girl and umm when some stranger talked sweetly to me at bus and got awkward the moment i used my voice.
Uhh warm coffee, under a blankie and watching netflix. Life's okayish at times c:
>>5354356
I think that's a different kind of situation. I read her post as the male coworker purposely locking the men's room so she couldn't use it and would have to use the women's room.
>>5354363
I live in America and I work in boymode but get gendered female occasionally, and I still get shown respect.
>>5354383
God, calm your fucking autism. Most people with XXY chromosomes are men, the ones who aren't are generally people who transition, the ones who claim not to be trans are idiots.
>>5354391
söpö
>>5354386
Sorry for my ugly feet.
>>5354394
post soles
>>5354412
I came up with a backstory where you are a poverty-stricken boy in 18th century London and you have to dress in girl's clothes and sell ass to dapper gentlemen who give you money for sole medicine.
>>5354402
is "post soles" a new meme now
>>5354426
Post soul.
>>5354427
>>5354427
Wosh soul
>>5354421
>boy
T_T
...you're right on part of that, though I'm working to rectify it.
>>5354429
>>5354427
>>5354434
What about butts?
>>5354435
>>5354438
>butts
>non-sexual
>>5354427
EVERYONE POST YOUR SOLES
>>5354447
I thought they were for poops...
>>5354438
Butts are gross tbf.
>>5354459
Girls don't poop, silly!
>tfw I just shat a few minutes ago and I'm just a dirty AGP fetishist
>>5354465
Shit tastes alert.
>>5354465
>>5354459
That's not thinking creatively enough
help, how do i cure lewd disease?
>>5354485
you post your soles
>>5354480
If you ever had an "accident" while trying anal with a partner you'd know that butts are for poops
>>5354485
You don't. The best you can do is have sex with guys to alleviate the lewd in your day to day life. I prescribe the D, orally, anally or vaginally(if srs) at least once a day. Take more as symptoms persist. There is no limit
>>5354493
That brings back very bad memories
>tfw will never live out my agp fantasy
>>5354485
How do I get the lewd disease?
I never feel like doing lewd things.
>>5354512
How old were you when you shat the bed?
>>5354523
You aren't doing things right then
Are you also on E or just AA?
>>5354523
I think you need a double dose of BBC...
>>5354493
I'm terrified of anal because of reasons like this.
>>5354528
6mg estrogen and 100mg cypro.
>>5354529
Ew
>>5354493
Thank the gods, it only happened once, when I first started to explore anal alone. I then learned to clean correctly and other things, like to not remove as fast as you can
>>5354526
I didn't shit the bed, but poopdick isn't much better. Idk how old I was, but I guess my first anal dicking was at 20 while watching The Two Towers. :3
>>5354533
Nothing says "Be my valentine" like a bit of chocolate
>>5354542
Why would you get buttfug'd while watching Lord of the Rings? Is that a particularly erotic movie for you?
>>5354544
Hot.
>>5354544
MOOOOOOOOON RIVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRR
WIIIIIIIIIIIDER THAN A MILLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE
>>5354391
>Only times ive noticed that the boymode failed was when cops picked me up as a missing girl
>mfw
>>5354559
POOOOOOOSSSSSSSSTTTTT YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRR
SOOOOOOOOOLLLEEEESSSSS
>>5354550
Idk, it wasn't really planned, it just sort of happened while spooning and watching LOTR. He kept popping boners and poking me through his underwear and I couldn't resist. ;~;
>you will never kiss another person on the mouth
>Commercial on TV
>Star wars themed make up
Do women even like star wars?
>>5354574
IM SHITPOSTING IN STYLLLLLE MY DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>5354578
that's lewd,
especially the part when you gave his dick a nice poopy color
>>5354581
s-stop
>>5354581
>tfw anon doesn't kiss me
>we could help each other out
>tfw former friends with a hardcore cis girl SJW
>She hates tumblr feminism
>Make a joke about tumblr feminism
>Suddenly she's mad at me and defending tumblr feminism because its alright that they are offended by everything.
I'm trying real hard to be a woman without being stereotypical and she was helping, but maaaaaaaang. She just can't figure out what is alright.
>>5354586
>Do X like one of the highest grossing franchises of all time
Yes
>>5354586
>not dressing up as leia for your bf
That said, the new star wars clearly tries to pull some female audience.
>>5354588
I can keep the lewd coming if you want ^^;
>>5354586
My mom tells me she saw the original star war movies 5 times each in theaters.
>find a really nice top I'd like for once
>is available in size XXL
yay
>bust 36"
wtf pls
>find really nice bra
>available in 95B
yay
>apparently french size
>95 is overbust not underbust
come on...
>>5354604
Please do :3
>>5354586
Will you watch star wars with me, cartman?
It's shit though.
>>5354591
>you will never get kissed without giving the other person permission
>you will never get lewded.
>>5354609
When have women ever liked anything artistic, substantial or meaningful?
>>5354620
Sure, what's your fave episode?
>>5354622
This is what I'm talking about, thank you.
>>5354612
Find a seamstress.
I know I'm overly lucky to have smart, liberal parents that still enjoy conservative practices like Sewing and auto mechanics. As such I cannot stress enough for people to find a seamstress and either repair their clothes or make it fit right.
Stop giving those New York fashion shits money!
>>5354620
i'll lewd you anon. You dont have to ask ;)
>>5354594
just remember
literally everyone and everything is problematic at all times
>>5354627
I dunno, I don't like star wars.
>>5354632
Please do~
>>5354637
>I don't like star wars.
You really are a real girl.
Fuck it, I cant watch something the other isn't enjoying. What kind of movies do you like anyways.
>>5354613
>tfw spooning with a friend/ex one afternoon
>tfw both incredibly pent up after months since breaking up and no sex
>tfw he keeps getting erections against my butt and pulling away because he's shy
>tfw start grinding up against him to egg him on
>tfw he gets kind of confused and wonders why you're being lewd
>tfw i explain that i want freaky no strings attached sex
>tfw he instantly pops a massive erection
>tfw he grabs me by the hair, slaps me around, calls me names and facefucks me
>tfw he beats me, ties me up, and gives me a plowing from behind
>tfw got plowed by an ex, no regrets
That lewd enough?
>>5354627
episode V is the best
>>5354643
You like getting plowed, don't you? :3
>>5354643
You sound like a good friend.
>>5354645
Hahah aww shit, my nigga. Dat hoth battle, dat yoda, dat cloud city and TWEEST, just gr8.
>>5354643
hot desu
>>5354648
Who doesn't :3
>>5354642
Drama that isn't about romance can be nice and movies with bad endings are fun too.
I also like cute stuff.
>>5354643
>tfw will never experience this
>>5354657
Are you a moaner?
Post melancholic music.
>>5354643
>>5354643
Your asshole is gonna be a great bottleholder by the time you get married.
>>5354581
I've kissed lots of girls and guys. I'm a total kisslut.
>>5354643
oh-oh gosh
Does mtfg like the logo I made for a project?
>>5354648
Take a wild guess :3
>>5354650
I mean, if random sex counts as being a good friend then I suppose.
>>5354672
>implying I took it up the butt
:^)
edie when are you camming next
>>5354683
not particularly
>>5354666
N-no!
>tfw just a few months after starting HRT I couldn't stop moaning while masturbating
>>5354662
>Drama that isn't about romance can be nice and movies with bad endings are fun too.
You know, the darndest thing, I actually dont kinda feel like watching movies all the sudden.
>>5354685
GROSS
>>5354685
Absolutely. What other definition of a good friend would you use?
>>5354643
>>5354685
Where would you take it if not the butt?
>>5354675
I'm too hon to be kissed.
I kissed someone on the cheek once though!
>>5354696
;___________________________________;
>>5354694
I'm gonna explore your butt because you are a naughty anon
>>5354703
How about The Matrix? Goodfellas? Maybe Platoon?
>>5354707
>even the anons are ERPing
i love it
>>5354702
I'll give you a hint
>>5354622
>When have women ever liked anything artistic, substantial or meaningful?
idk, but what does that question have to do with Star Wars?
>>5354710
Bunch of degenerates. How do we avoid being associated with both trips and anons?
>>5354710
Maybe you could even find it in your heart.. to love me?
>>5354708
I've only watched The Matrix so sure I guess.
>20 years old
>Finally come to terms with being trans
>Can't stand being male
>Really want to transition
>If I don't transition now it's going to get a lot harder if I decide to later
>Have no clue how to
>Don't know if I will even pass if I do
>Have a lot of stress in my life as is
>Don't feel comfortable telling anyone I know
I had a dream where I lived in an apartment with the main crew from Seinfeld and another girl. The girl also shot porn in the apartment and I got involved and just before I woke up I had a vagina and she was fucking me with her dick then she came on my face and disappeared all while the cast of Seinfeld watched and made cracks all in their own way.
SOMEONE ANALYZE THIS FOR ME.
>all this fucking anime
>>5354723
elanna how to make my bf do these kind of things?
>>5354733
thats a toy, though
>>5354730
I'm sorry that I can't be part of your personal dickgirl farm senpai.
>>5354731
You want srs and to be dicked by a non-op mtf.
>>5354710
>ERP
Please dont unless you got a degree in english or something, I dont mind an erotic novel but you guys are cringy as fuck.
>>5354723
>Peen in bagina
>SRS vagina
GROSSS
>>5354724
Platoon and Goodfellas is good shit, I'm not a big fan of drama, but what kind of movies have bad endings, those sound intriguing.
>>5354742
You better be
>>5354731
>>5354726
>tfw transitioned at 20 and got no changes from hrt except for boobs.
>tfw can't pass but also can't hide boobs without a jacket
Summer is going to suck ;_;
>>5354750
Telling you which movies have bad endings would ruin it baka.
>>5354731
BUTTER MILK BISCUIT TIME
Is jontron trying too hard or do I just not find him funny anymore?
>>5354573
yup was really afraid at first when they picked me up, turned out better than expected c:
>>5354643
and why were you being confused by your sexuality last night ?? >:D
>>5354757
>Telling you which movies have bad endings would ruin it baka.
Well you know I would be baked regardless so i'm sure it cant be that bad.
I hope the people here who I've hurt will forget me with time
>>5354749
But what about the cast from Seinfeld!? Why was I living in an apartment with them and why was Kramer giving me tips about the porn industry!?
>>5354754
Perfect haha
>>5354769
You're an exhibitionist who wants an audience.
>>5354766
Drugs are bad..
>>5354740
;~; I mean if you're ever in the Edmonton area...
>>5354739
If you're little spoon it's pretty easy to give strong signals. A butt is a powerful weapon.
>>5354763
He always had that vibe to him honestly.
>>5354753
Chaser pls go
>>5354750
I'm really offended by cartman not wanting to dick me ;~;
>>5354764
Idk, it's more complicated than that though I want to kiss and cuddle with girls ;~;
>>5354017
I know I'm a couple hours late but thanks for continuing to shine a light on how truly a shitty person Joecelyn is. She attacks so many people here as anon only to act like some stoner whos above such things when she does trip. I'll never understand why this place hugboxes her so much.
>>5354769
Maybe the cast are like your power animals, like your wayguides and you project your thoughts and ideas through them in your dreams.
>>5354776
I dont know how you handle real life without drugs but I fucking cant, besides this shit doesn't fuck me up, I mean I'm baked as shit right now but I'm typing just fine. I'm not injecting heroin in my balls, it's just weed.
>>5354777
>I'm really offended by cartman not wanting to dick me ;~;
Maybe anal if you pass but SRS vag, Iunno, feels like sticking your dick into an open wound, you wouldn't like it anyways, I would be as stiff as a statue.
I want to be lewded and bullied while being lewded
;_;
>>5354777
>if you're ever in the Edmonton area
shit just got dark
>>5354757
summer jacket!
i have one, although i will say that i was gendered female by some teens while wearing it
...pre-hormones
>>5354740
I've been going to the LGBT clinic that a friend of mine (the only person I know irl that I have told) recommended me to. It helped me realize that I am trans. I just don't know what to do from here.
Thank you for your concern.
>>5354783
and i want you to get real and snap out of your 2D lewd world.
Imagine your hairy dysphoric body being lewded.
>>5354773
Interesting.
>>5354782
I'm not jewish though so I dont think they can be my power animals. It is a mystery
>>5354777
>>5354782
Have you had sex with a SRS vagina?
>>5354782
I can't handle real life actually.
>>5354789
It has to be kind of thick, not even hoodies work.
>tfw never gendered female
>>5354791
>hairy
No
It would be pretty horrible to be lewded when hon I guess.
>tfw not wanting to go on a date with Senpai
>Tfw not wanting to go inside with senpai
>tfw trying to hide your embarrassing genitals from Senpai
>tfw Senpai locks his lips around your engorged boy clit.
Senpai please! I'm not ready!
>>5354790
Next (productive) step is probably figuring out how people normally get hormones in your area. Grey market mones and informed consent are the fastest ways, but one or both are not always available/cost effective depending on where you live.
The other significant time investment would be figuring out permanent hair removal, whether that's laser, electrolysis, or unneeded.
Hello mtfg.
>>5354790
If you need to transition then get on hormones. Talk to the people at the lgbt clinic if they know of a local place you can get a prescription.
fuck yeah, my new n64 controller and my new tv was delivered right now
>>5354804
>>5354798
It's literally a mangled dickhole, it's never gonna feel like a real vagina. I mean I'm glad you guys can fix your dysphoria that way but I'm not enough of a pioneer to go there.
>>5354800
>I can't handle real life actually.
Yeah well neither can I, but weed helps, just make sure not to smoke it every day unless you got exceptional willpower to get things done.
>>5354807
>Why won't this meme die?
It is what it is, if I tried to put my penor into that it would just shrivel up and reverse into my body.
>>5354810
>widescreen
you already fucked up.
One day I wish to pass.
>>5354810
could have saved up and moved away from your redneck town
>>5354813
>>5354810
let me see your panties
>>5354807
b-butt! I-I don't know how to! I think it's too soon >.< I'm still a maiden!
>>5354813
>weed
degenerate
>>5354730
>t. chaser
You don't really think you're going to find a girl here who will let you ride her gt, right? You're not that dumb I hope.
>>5354800
oh damn
iunno then senpai
>>5354810
>Kayla spending money to specifically NOT move away from home
>mfw
>>5354804
can i rub your tummy?
>>5354827
Tell him you're nervous and want to just touch his penis a little bit. Just to get used to it so it doesn't scare you any more.
>>5354817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw
>>5354827
When you're spooning, just imagine you're trying to get a good position while rubbing against him.
>>5354830
I've stayed inside during summers in the last 6 years, I think I can do it again.
>>5354835
Good luck anon. It gets a lot easier after those first few steps.
>>5354813
>not enough of a pioneer to go there
HAHAHAHA!!!
Cartman you Swedish meatball, sometimes you say the darndest things. Maybe it's time to explore this terra incognita.
>>5354810
> not getting a crt
0/10
>>5354838
>I've stayed inside during summers in the last 6 years
are you me?
>tfw hiki
>tfw almost as ugly as sheen and potsy
kill me
>>5354832
>>5354837
such lewd thoughts!
>>5354842
yep.....
>>5354826
I'm alright today, but I got a nasty burn on my hand at work and it really hurts. How are you?
>>5354831
Yes of course
>>5354847
>tfw neet for 7 years soon
>tfw haven't had a real friends in this time
>tfw can't pass
Life sucks tbhon.
>>5354849
I have worse features than them.
>>5354820
>>5354822
>>5354826
>>5354844
It's just not for me, too weird and gross. Might do it if I fall in love with a transgirl but fat chance.
>Elanna will never press her butt against me as we sweetly cuddle
;~;
>>5354846
I actually have a really nice one with a flat screen but I thought I would be made fun of for using it for gaming. I don't know what to do to make you fuckers happy.
>>5354852
post tummy
>>5354859
Yeah it's not a very serious burn, it just stings. I'll put some cream on it tonight before bed.
>>5354860
Retro games look the best on a CRT. If you have one then you should totally use it.
>>5354854
I'll make you fall in love with me faglord.
>>5354860
>trying to make 4chan happy
gl
Has anybody here ever experimented with making a tulpa or magick?
>>5354859
What the name says - a crevice that looks like a vagina.
It's okay if you didn't recognize it.
>>5354866
well thanks for the advice
>>5354863
That's lewd!
>>5354867
I dont know, I've never fallen in love, and even when I hit a guy over a girl I got over her pretty quickly, and I liked her but it wasn't really love, she was never constantly on my mind and things that are typical when one is in love. I sometimes wonder if I'm fucking incapable of loving or just havent met a single loveable person yet. I dont like mentioning this cause it makes me seem fucking edgy or aromantic both which are fucking gay but you know, that's how it is.
Also this is 4chan cmon now, when has internet relationships ever worked out, that's why I never understood online dating, it's like a fucking job interview except instead of trying to get the job you try to get the girl.
I dont know but I feel like the best relationships are created naturally in real life.
>internet connection takes a shit right after "It's Amazing" comes on pandora
>skips to next song
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WAS LISTENING TO JEM
FUCK YOU INTERNET
>>5354879
no it isnt milly! I swear! i wanna see your cute tummy
>tfw no one to play n64 with me
>>5354880
It's probably because you've been trying to date women.
>>5354881
>not a member of the spotify masterrace
>>5354880
We don't live that far away from each other though.
Like 30m or 1h?
>>5354887
>tfw filthy degenerate tranny that kayla wouldnt play vidya with
why live
>>5354891
> owning music
>>5354885
name me the best n64 game to buy, I ordered ocarina of time last week and it arrives Wednesday, should that hold me over?
>>5354887
>tfwywn be invited over kaylas house
>tfwywn play vidya with her endlessly all day
>tfwywn have a sleep with kayla
>tfwywn give her the yuri
>why l i v e ?
>>5354810
>n64
>mario kart 64
yessssss
what other n64 games do you have? I still play mine occasionally, it's still one of my favorite systems, for nostalgic reasons
>>5354887
>>5354892
>tfw I would play vidya with these people but I don't feel like leaving my house
>tfw you keep having dreams about having a threesome with your bestie and her bf but know it will never happen
>>5354903
wat
Does any other -3000/10 tranny want to be friends? Watch anime, play vidya, do drugs, be NEETS, and maybe cuddle together one day?
>>5354908
I would but I'm cute and not a neet
>>5354898
>what other n64 games do you have?
these, also ordered ocarina of time, never played a zelda game in my life so i hope its fun, also ordered kirby's crystal shards. Name me some good ones to buy
>>5354908
Yes
>>5354908
im down for everything besides the drugs and maybe cuddle.
>>5354894
Majoras mask, banjo kazooie and tooie, conkers bad fur day, super Mario 64, drinker kong 64, starfox 64, goldeneye, perfect dark, and cruizin world desu
>taking half dose of e for last few months
>0 to half dose t blocker
>boobs are getting smaller
>starting to look more Butch
Feels good
>>5354913
>Are you a fan of rare's games?
I have conquer live and reloaded on Xbox already, I like that one more because it looks so clean. When I get my own place I can put all 5 complete working systems I have out on a nice tiered shelf.
>>5354920
>that background
holy shit are you some wizard?
hot desu
>>5354911
I'm in southernmost Alabama.
Come over and we'll play all the vidya
>>5354921
Oh and paper Mario
>>5354921
>When I get my own place
>>5354918
hmm, I need to get the expansion pack for a few of those, is starfox worth it?
I'm not a sex offender btw
>>5354928
why are you crying anon?
>click on cute anime pic on front page
>browse other cute anime pics
>start looking at posts and its all about fag shit and neets
Gross. Have you ever clicked on /lgbt/ by accident?
>>5354921
Perfect dark is probably worth a play even if it's kind of dated.
Banjo kazooie and banjo tooie I've heard good things about
>>5354916
Where do you live?
>>5354885
I work in the kitchen at a café, I'm not sure that I could be called a cook haha.
>>5354883
I don't think my tummy is all that cute
Probably gonna regret this
>>5354933
yes you are :3
shannon confirmed
>>5354938
Sweden
>>5354933
Maybe wongor could help you with that?
>>5354930
Star fox is one of my favorite games, and probably holds up graphics wise better then almost every other game, it also has a fight pilot vs tank vs ground troop pvp deathmatch that was amazing
>>5354941
you should waist train or something to get qt tummy.
>>5354880
>>5354913
>It sounds like you might not actually be into girls...
cartman should buy some stripey thigh highs and get a cute boyfriend
>>5354920
why not take a full dose and get a boyfriend?
>>5354942
Shannon is silly. A couple of people I know are on the list, but my doc never mentioned it
>tfw no tranny friend to hugbox me irl and bully me for being shit at transitioning
>>5354937
holy shit I never heard of perfect dark and I just looked up a game play vid, I am so fucking buying that
>>5354888
Kek, i get what you mean, but they're my primary attraction unfortunately.
>>5354890
You can find someone better trust me, I dont wanna go into details because I dont like talking shit about myself but my life is shit because I deserve it and I dont really want to meet anyone until I get my shit sorted out. Which is why I'm trying to get fit and join the army and just live away from society and do something worthwhile.
>>5354913
>It sounds like you might not actually be into girls...
I have guy friends that I love as friends, but they dont give me erections. I'm not gay alright.
>>5354954
>cartman should buy some stripey thigh highs and get a cute boyfriend
No u
>>5354935
because kayla has the best stories
>>5354936
I've only done it on purpose because I'm a faggot tbqh
So instead of talking about tulpas and magick you children would rather talk about videogames and post anime girls.
Im out real trans girls aren't manchildren.
>>5354914
kirby 64 is the best, oh my god
it was the first thing I ever bought online
yoshi's story and starfox are some of my favorites but other than that you've got some awesome games already. I havent tried a lot of 64 games other than the ones I have. I almost got those too but a friend of mine gave me ocarina of time for the gamecube so I already have it for that
>>5354956
no, jörmy is silly. jörmy sex offender confirm. pls sex offend me
>>5354936
4chan has a front page???
>>5354959
B-But cartman we can have a shit life togheter.
Drink beer and whatever else smålänningar do.
>>5354959
>No u
m-maybe we could be each others boyfriends :3
>>5354967
cool, I am totally getting perfect dark now though
It would be so cool to get the boxes for all of them but damn they are like triple the value of the game
>>5354920
and here i want to pop more skittles than i should
want to be the girliest looking girl out of all the girls in the world !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHF2hDuH5HE
>>5354914
You should get Majora's Mask, it was the better n64 Zelda game.
>>5354933
w-what... u have some explaining to do >.>;;;
>>5354986
I'm going to go on 6mg a day next month, because I'm an addict and it's the only way I know how to make myself happy
>>5354920
>wearing a shirt that's way too tight in the chest and shoulders, but too loose in the waist
Thanks for reminding me why I hate shopping for clothes.
>>5354958
It's Goldeneye except 10x better
>you will never be cute and pass like elanna
;_;
>>5355009
Don't do that anon. You can be cute in your own way, without bringing other people into it.
>>5354972
I'd explain why I cant but I'd rather not post it here, I'm really paranoid, just trust me, you arent missing out.
>>5354950
Nah I'm not going to do that, I'm happy enough with my tummy. I'm already small I'm not sure that it would do much without harming me anyway.
>>5355005
This is why I wear a jacket, the bigger the boobs the more a shirt looks like a potato sac, I can't wear a bra with this, it looks like a mumu.
Oh and man shoulders, I'm glad you mentioned it, I thought it was too tight, and my gf was like nooo it fits ok
Got the job! On my way to check out the apartment now.
>>5354017
Nigga you know trips emails have been accessed by an IP from where you live
>>5354161
Micronized Estradiol can be taken sublingually, yes.
But if the recommendations say orally, then I'd stick with that unless you really know what you're doing.