/gaygen/ lazy fucking faggots Edition

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>no bf to get lazy with

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2nd for yurek

>>5344851
>I don't think I've ever had a sexual encounter where there wasn't mutual bulge sniffing
>lel
And I never had a sexual encounter!

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>>5344838
it's not uncommon (i assume). i just love the sunlight and the few times daytime screwing around came up it was tons of fun

>>5344855
the dream

top 10 for sniffing balls like a faggot

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Y U R E K
U
R
E
K

>>5344855
I would have expected you to all be too busy cuddling seeing how nobody can ever make new threads

>>5344864
Ah okay
I'm more of a night owl myself

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>>5344771
congratulations you have shit taste
>>5344776
no ty
btw pretty please stop being saying rude things about me and swede senpai bc it hurts my feelings
>>5344820
banning u from having any comment on all non-twink matters from this date

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>tfw no hockey bf

What trip would you cuddle with?

>>5344875
who /hoc/ here

>>5344874
>calling hitler not gay
jesus dude

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>tfw just noticed my forehead is too big

great. ill be insecure about this for months, i can tell.

>>5344869
i think doing stuff at night is more common because... welll... night. that's when you do the dew.

once i move out my house is gonna be a mid-day harem just because. gonna find somewhere with nice big windows and tons of light. hnng

just need to write some shit down so fuck it why not 4chan

ive slept with a dozen or so girls but always harbored an attraction for my friend. he's the only guy i've ever liked.

was having some really mediocre sex with a girl last night when mid thrust i had the realization that ill never be happy if i dont get some closure with my friend

i think its a 50/50 on him being gay or at least bi, but i could just be way off who knows. we went to school together and now live in opposite parts of the country, but we talk together literally every day and i see him on holidays

should i just say fuck it and confess next time i see him (christmas)? friendship may or may not be ruined if he's completely uninterested, im unsure desu

dont even need an answer im just venting a little. cheers

>>5344880
At least you don't have a bully anon pointing out your hairline every time you post a pic

>>5344875
I just don't care about sports but he's hot

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>>5344876
I want to be sandwiched between jupp and sp

>>5344883
How annoyed do you get at characters in romance movies who don't confess their love to someone and all kinds of drama ensues?

This is the answer.

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>>5344876
qtpersian

>>5344876

Ann Skellington

he needs to get his ass over here asap desu

>>5344876
If I say myself do I get a 2nd me to cuddle with?

>>5344874
u don't fucking own me

>>5344881
probably yeah
makes sense

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>>5344893

>the old chart

i dont look like that anymore ;^;

>>5344893
fuck what happened to gudit did he go back to his home planet with the rest of the ayy lmaos

miss him

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>>5344884
Don't worry too much about that, blue anon. You look good.
>>5344876
Jupp of course <3

>>5344893
HOLY SHIT!

Senpai is a cutie....

>>5344855
and he's right here.

>>5344876
Other than that I would cuddle with swede, senpai, oatmeal, sadfrog, sludgepup, horror, zombii, irishanon (a smile can do wonders) and feelgood

>>5344898

>inb4 zombii gained 150 pounds

>>5344893
senpai and zombii so much d'aww i wanna cuddle into diamonds

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>>5344907
>and he's right here.
forgot my smiley :3

>>5344907
hes actually a basement dwelling chubby nerd irl
lmfao

>>5344880

*the rest of your life

Welcome to the 5head club anyway. Fingers crossed you don't get male pattern baldness to boot!

>>5344917
same tbvqfh

>>5344893
Isn't that senpai pic that dead twink who killed himself because he didn't look 14 anymore?

>>5344917
>hes actually a basement dwelling chubby nerd irl
he doesnt look overweight to me

>>5344917
nah he's a skelly

>>5344922
that isnt him shit for brains

>>5344927
>that isnt him shit for brains
proof, you poof?

>>5344891
I don't think there's much drama, we're really good friends and we both get a lot of out our friendship completely honest no homo. I think I just wish it could be a little bit more but if he doesn't feel the same the friendship could be totally ruined. Don't think it's comparable to romance movies with the whole gay/bi thing in play. I'm basically closeted about this. Sorry I'm a huge bitch :(

should i get fallout 4

>>5344930
>but if he doesn't feel the same the friendship could be totally ruined
I don't see how. It will be akward, sure, but if your friendship is worth anything, it will surivive it.

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>>5344907

>someone would cuddle with 16 year old me

didnt see that one coming

>>5344911

i look like this now. i wish someone would update the chart. . .

>>5344931

If you can get it for 10 bucks or less, sure. otherwise pirate it.

Does anybody know how to "logout" of thunderbird so I can put a new account on it?

>>5344937
this. had a friend start a fair bit of drama because she was afraid to come out and say how she felt. things are better now and we're still friends

>>5344907
you're a cuddleslut
but thanks for including me

>>5344893
after that pic was taken i had like two haircuts, shaved my head completely bald, had it all grow back in (dark brown) and had another two haircuts
it's so weird to think it was only a few months ago because it feels like eons

>>5344940
you're more cuddleable now :*

>>5344940
you look exactly like sadfrog now,
are you brothers?

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>>5344940
Already is one.
Please be my boyfriend.

>>5344940
you look like a younger version of the kappa guy

>>5344943
can't you just add a second account on thunderbird?

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>>5344877
Pensfag here. Just watched them give up nearly 40 shots and 5 goals to Los Angeles. Letang is injured but holy fuck how do you let up that many to the fucking kings. I'm watching sharks and lightning later. I'd marry Brent Burns no questions asked desu.

>>5344885
That's Aaron Ekblad, my favorite hockey qt. His voice alone gives me a half stiffy. Can you believe he's 19?

You should give Hockey a try sometime, highest concentration of qt's of any sport IMO.

>>5344950
>tfw gaygen is not whites only

>>5344948

i think its the haircut

>>5344963
Freddy is dead and qtpersian is straight.

>>5344953
I am not even sure how it works tbqh...
Just want to use a different email and not even see the other bullshit.

>>5344971
oh how'd he die?

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is pvt faggot around? he would like this.

>>5344937
>>5344944

well shit, now im getting swayed to actually go through with this. meh i have a couple weeks to decide i'll see. thanks friendos.

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>>5344971
Freddie is dead? When did that happen?

Also does no one else seriously get this literally impossible captcha? I put in the right letters but it won't accept it

>inb4 someone thinks I can't read it again

tfw have dirty faggot gay voice

who else has unfortunate gayvoice?
I can't be the only one

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>>5344940
I really want to hurt you, Scarf and Shoes.
Like, the desire is growing. I'm actually concerned for both of us.

>tfw writing a bible that gods telling me to write

>>5344997
looks like fcl(lower case L)ere rciabio

>>5344992
>tfw I don't have a gay best friend who is secretly in love with me

>>5345005

Uh-huh... and what's God telling you, Anon?

>>5345017
To spread his word.
To write a book in his name with me as the prophet.

>>5344991
pvt faggot was 16

>>5345011
tfw i don't have a gay best friend period

>>5345001
vocaroo thread?
vocaroo thread
start giving us things to say every1

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>tfw gay gen continues to post uglies

>>5344971
>qtpersian is straight.
lmao pls

>Freddy is dead
proof?

>>5345001
If you have Netflix you should watch the documentary "Do I Sound Gay?". It's about a guy who has a very gay voice and goes to a voice coach to try to get rid of it. It's also about where the "gay accent" may have come from. It's pretty interesting.

I don't have a "gay" voice, but I hate it nonetheless.

>>5345007
I could put that in but it would just say it was wrong. The problem isn't me not being able to read the letters, it's that it seriously just won't accept anything.

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>>5345023
>5345023
post face ho

>>5345021

did he get permabanned?

>>5345003

im not worried. i could knock a skeleton like you out with both hands tied behind my back.

>>5345021
>vocaroo thread
>doesn't post vocaroo

say literally anything

>>5345030
>I don't have a "gay" voice, but I hate it nonetheless.
I hate it too and I have it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HMjkG2Afym

>>5345023
post chav voice

>>5345035
That you? Hair that long is only bringing attention to your hairline t b h

>>5345030
i watched it and the entire time i was like
ok internalized homophobia
but in the end it was ok

>>5345038
no clue

>>5345040
no i'm too autistic to just whip something up
someone has to tell me somethin

>>5345053
say, "Hitler did nothing wrong and is totally a cool guy"

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>>5345035
how did u find that pic of me tho
>>5345040
but im in bed about to go to sleep
soz bbe xxxx

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>>5345038
I doubt that, but it would be pretty cute to watch you try.
You look way too soft and comfy to ever do any damage. God, I wanna make you squirm.

>>5345066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLNOchaEI4

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Why do i have these marks/spots on my butt + how to remove?

I was thinking maybe im allergic to my underwear or something??

>>5345066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GgzinSrCmx

>tfw no 5652 in the gaygen skype group

I think I might be falling for my dealer.

help

>>5345104

Have you sucked his dick for crack yet?

>>5345101

thats because u publically humiliated him like a cunt

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>>5345040
I didn't mean that I hate gay voice, I meant to say I hate my own voice despite not having a "gay voice". Gay voice can be irritating though, and is a total boner killer for me.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HMjkG2Afym

Wew lad, you weren't kidding. Do you have any clue where it came from?

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>>5345098
Looks like you've been sitting for long periods of time, don't shower enough or you're just one of those sweaty types. Do you wear tight clothing?
>>5344886
Could be comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp8sgQWs-ks

>>5345093
lowkey gay but not a bad voice

>>5345099
nice accent/10

>>5345112
>Do you have any clue where it came from?
no idea and it's rather unfortunate

>>5345109
Uhm no I never did that

>>5345114

im not a sweaty person but i do wear kinda tight clothes and sit down on a wooden rocking chair for hours at a time.

Should i get a pillow or somethinf?

>Make plans to go out with a guy
>Friends call me out as well, tell them I've plans
>Just now
>Guy calls me to tell me he forgot he already made plans with his friend and bails on me
>Since both of the guys my friend called tonight he's just gonna visit his GF upstate

And now I'm the saddest creature on the planet, a lonely fag

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>>5345124
You can be lonely with us if you want

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>>5345119

>>5345118
i am well aware of my gayvoice, don't worry

>>5345132
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaah

>>5345124
Fucking normy's biggest problem is TOO MANY people are trying to hang out with him fucking NORMIES RRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>5345099
Post tiddies before you get arrested, Hans.

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>>5345124
at least you have people willing to make plans with you

but who needs them amirite?

am I?!

haahahahahahahahaha

>>5345115
hey man i love power metal

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>>5345121
Something with more cushion for sure. You're most likely sweating and then its getting rubbed into your skin causing those breakouts. A pillow would help a bit and try wearing loose clothing. Your butt needs to breathe.

>>5345101
im going to sleep literally any minute now
but last time i was in there it was just rugby and one other person talking about rugby pissing himself so i left
>>5345132
classic

>>5345066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11I3DXLfC28

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>>5345154
S-stop posting fatties, please.
Especially ones with such f-fluffy beards.

>>5345169
Least gay sounding so far.

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>>5345180

admit that you would drop to the floor and offer up your ass to this guy without question

>>5345180
>Least gay sounding so far.
German accents aren't gay, skellyposter.

>>5345180
are you saying i sound like a faggot?

>>5345184
God dammit, why am I so into beards?

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>>5345185
I guess. German men are super qt, but when they speak English they sometimes remind me of that guy from My Own Private Idaho.

>>5345184
N-noo.

>>5345196
Yes, as expected of a disgusting pervert.

>>5345184
Is this what love feels like?

>>5345118
Dumb question, but if you hate your voice have you ever tried doing anything about it?

>>5345203
>hommes
Hommies or homo's?

>>5345106
Lol it's just weed. And no, I haven't sucked his dick for it yet. I think he likes guys, tho. We hang out sometimes.

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>>5345203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02AjwsrN88w

>>5345225
it's french for cocksucker

>>5345232

Blaze w him and be like

Damn I always get so horny when I smoke

Makes me want a blowjob really bad

What about u bro

Maybe i could help u out

bam dick in mouth

>>5345251
>try to imagine someone actually going through this conversation with a friend
>can't stop laffin

>>5345251
senpai confirmed for kissless virgin

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>>5345235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V302auincH
>tfw do that weird Austraian/NZ thing where it sounds like we're randomly asking questions

>>5345225
Both.

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>>5345251
>Blaze w him

>>5345281
God that dude is a c uck

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>>5345275
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V302auincH
Almost as deep as niq's voice.

swede when you and rugby meet up can you send me a video of him pissing on you
directly into ur mouth if possible

>>5345275
>tfw do that weird Austraian/NZ thing where it sounds like we're randomly asking questions
What?
I'm a kiwi, is that even a thing?

>>5345262
>>5345269

Porn is based on real life

trust me

>>5345281

Well it is, you can't argue with him there

blaze it

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I miss my cat

>>5345275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M4ntA4s9Ao

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>>5345289
You have a pretty sexy body.

Do tell, have you ever posted your pic or should I give up searching?

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>>5345290
Yes, I think it's particularly common among Queenslanders. Not sure if it's a NZ thing too tbqh, I was just making an assumption.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE

>>5345308
BOOM BUBBLE.

>>5345312
yeah he's posted face

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>>5345317
More than that?

>>5345325
yes

>>5345327
I gave up searching tbqh

>>5345327
Mein fuhrer?

>>5345315
Ah yeah I get what you mean, we have that too but not quite as much.

>>5345335
sup

>>5345331
it was posted like two weeks ago

>>5345251
Oh we smoke together all the time. Last time he was telling me all this botany shit and it was all way the fuck over my head, but it was cool. I had my head on his stomach so I heard it growling and it was hilarious to me. We both decided to get something to eat, but we never got around to it.

Idk if me offering to give him a brojob will work. I'm kind of in the closet and he doesn't know I like dudes.

>>5345262
I had one of my "straight" friends come onto me when he was high. He now has a boyfriend and takes dick 8 ways from Sunday.

>tfw I'm not even out to them

>>5345344
>tfw no straight friends to turn

>>5345315
patamon was annoying
i liked tentomon best

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>>5345342
I love your work, mein fuhrer

>>5345353
thank you

>>5345344

> I had my head on his stomach

>not just leaning slightly down to his dick

baka

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>>5345340
I think it gets overshadowed by your hilarious way of pronouncing "six."
NZ women are also have the most grating accents in the Anglosphere.

>>5345350
Patamon was qt. Also turned into Angemon, who was my digihusbando.
And don't lie, we all know you preferred Garurumon, dogfucker.

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>>5345369
I'm annoyed you never got round to blitzkreiging my country though

>>5345290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qo2q86xPqA

I find aussie accents on men attractive. Aussies tend to speak from their throat where us Americans tend to speak from the front of our faces.

>>5345385
nah he was too edgelord for me
my faves were mimi and izzy. i liked tentomon more than palmon tho, but lilimon was goat
also, i hear so many guys say they were hot for angemon
i don't see it at all, i found him so annoying and lawful good

>>5345389
I like brummie accents

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how do I get men to like me

>>5345385
Yeah our woman are annoying.
I'm always confused about the six thing, the astralians sound like they say sex but we sound like we do to them, never talked about it to american. Me saying deck sounds like dick though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjn2JKrlkcU

>>5345405

get a nice butt

>>5345405
Sell them weed.

>>5345406
>that ending
Mate...

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>>5345389
Shameful attempt at an Australian accent, family.
I like American accents though. Most accents really, but I sometimes find British accents annoying.

>>5345402
Lilimon was my waifu, Boxing cactus was also p cool. Togemon, I think it was called?
Angemon is 2 handsome, lad.
Myotismon was the handsome edgelord.

>>5345406
We had a NZ teacher who would sometimes teach maths, it was fucking hilarious.
I think it actually started to upset him whenever kids made fun of it though, it was pretty cute. I like seeing grown men get embarrassed and a little cranky.

>>5345405
Remove penis.

>>5345432
Yeah it was a thing for a while, atleast where I was when someone was a dick or fucked up.

>>5345444
i meant garurumon was edgy, weregarurumon was the edglordiest
and ya togemon was ok
>waifu
breeder scum

>>5345348
We never did anything together, actually. It was always pretty obvious he was gay as fuck. Literally no one was surprised when he said he had a boyfriend.

>>5345374
I definitely thought about it. If I was absolutely certain he was into guys, I probably would have done more than just think about it. He seems pretty cool with me flopping over on him and vice versa. If I were better at this kind of thing I'd figure out a way to inadvertently find out if he's been with dudes without asking outright. Or at least test the waters more or something.

I'm not out to anyone though and any conversation I have about shit like that is always awkward as fuck since i'm trying to avoid mentioning I'm a homo myself.

>>5345444
We had an american substitute teacher in his early sixties who would go on random tangents and not actually teach us anything. It was super cool and they were usually pretty interesting.

>>5345405
drink ur own piss
watch cp while dressed like a girl
enable irresponsible fuck-ups through daddies money and cUckishness

>>5345405
work out
camwhore
don't be ugly

>>5345451
You can't breed with 2D flower pixies, mate.
At least not yet.

>>5345456
We had one like that. Australian, not American.
He ended up dying in a car crash.
Made us watch the 5th element a few times in class for no other reason than it was his favorite movie.

>>5345475
but the intention to breed with a 2d flow pixie was in your heart
and that little crack is all the devil needs to enter your heart

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>>5345477
I liked a lot of grills when I was a young lad, son. There was this one girl a year older than I was who would make me blush like crazy and drop my spaghetti whenever she talked to me.
The full faggotry didn't really hit until puberty, when the owl delivered my "congrats, ur a fag" letter.

>>5345490
yeah i'm just b u l l y i n g you
i was obsessed w/ this girl senior year, it was really sad (especially since i had already been out for 4 years)

>>5345497
I remember I really liked a girl during my first year of college. She was really beautiful. I wanted to cuddle with her.

Then I met her bf and he was so hot he made me forget about her. lol.

>>5345506
I was the same. Met a girl in one of my classes and started obsessing over her. This lasted for weeks but then my flatmate started growing a beard

>>5345506
lol i was very much out when i was 14, and totally cool with it, then i met her when i was like 17 and i was like
um... maybe not???
i even ended up kissing her once and eventually got over it
then i lived with her for a few months when i was 20, i even slept in her bed with her one time
silly

>>5345516
just kidding i was 18 not 20
regardless

>>5345516
>and i was like um... maybe not???

haha. I was already out as well. Had had a bf and gone through all the drama of coming out.

I was like, shit, why am I liking girls now?!

It was scary. Luckilly, it was just a phase.

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>>5345497
>i'm just b u l l y i n g you
https://youtu.be/EtFX0prAPf8?t=31s

There were a few other girls who made me feel funny as I got older, but that doesn't really happen anymore. Now I just keep falling in love with all the qt boys around me, send help.

>>5344893
all of them are p ugly

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>>5345534
>implying you aren't a princess just like me

>>5345530
yeah it lasted a few months with me, but thankfully i came to my senses
plus the only time i kissed her was at a party right after she barfed

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>mfw it became a shirt

i dont even like any of you t b h
like one or two

>>5345553
>Hitler and Booger
or
>Hitler and Aced

>>5344915
>>5344907
ur little crush on me is a gr8 mix of adorable and a little bit creepy

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>>5345553

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>>5345546
I'm not a princess, I am masculine, a handsome and brave prince tyvm.
Way too masculine for you, pup porker.

>>5345550
I'd get it without the text.

>>5345553
Hafu scum.

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>>5345569
>calls me a sick fetishist
>menonedge reaction
:')

>>5345569

Am I the only one who finds the kink.com post-scene interviews really creepy and invasive and completely fake

>>5345580
they really are
i always feel like they're being coerced to say it
but it's like a law thing that they have to do it

really tho i would avoid nearly all of you irl

>>5345553
>>5345595
r i p
b b y
</3

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>>5345576
I don't think MOE falls into the sick fetishist category, mate. It's like sadism lite.

>>5345580
I never watch them. Porn interviews in general are awkward as fuck.

>>5345595
well that's just common sense

>>5345595
Why do you think we care, you worthless bitter cunt

>>5345614
I mean there are a couple people I might hang out with. Niq seems p cool. But he'd probably lock himself in his room away from me since I'm another human.

>>5345613
but it is very non vanilla
therefore making you a sick fetishist

>>5345620
i think that's pretty much how most of the people here would react, it is 4chan after all

>>5345620
I literally work with between 800 and 2000 strangers a night...

>>5345624
Guess I'm considered an extrovert here

>he said from his bedroom while shutting out both of his roommates

>>5345625
But are they all trying to get to know you and be friends?

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>>5345624
>Not wanting to tease and abuse qts
>Not wanting to edge them until they beg you to let them cum
Shit taste, dogfucker. Gonna need a big pooper scooper for this one.

>>5345625
Lewd.

>>5345640
when did i say i didn't want to do any of that?
:)

You know I am really sick of being short and having a small penis.

>>5345625
what do you do?

>>5345630
i feel like it's not really so black and white
like i feel like i really thrive on attention and conversation
but like, i also love being alone and i'm good at being alone
so i feel like i can't really label myself one or the other

>>5345648
>tfw short and moderate-to-above-average penis

I like being short, it makes me feel cute

>>5345650
i said feel and like so many times, this post is an embarrassment

>>5345651
I am cute but being cute is shit. I want to be masculine. I hate that I might as well be a bottom because I am smaller than everyone in the world at 5ft9 and below average penis. I am tired of overcompensating. I just want to be who I fucking am but I get laughed at because none can take me seriously.

>>5345659
I like attention a little too much also but I am controlling it now. I think I am extroverted.

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>>5345646
R-right, canine copulator.
I'm still not a sick fetishist, just a fetishist.
At least I can be somewhat open about it, without being shunned by normies.

>>5345664
>tfw sub and 5'8
it's a nice life come join us

>>5345639
Some do. I get girls trying to grab my dick straight out of my fly. Drunk people like talking to the one sober guy on the floor.
>>5345650
n i g h t c l u b

>>5345676
I can't even though I know that I would make a great fucking sub...
I have a small penis and I am sub near naturally but I just can't do it...

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>>5345664
Cute is best
I just want a cute boyfriend

>>5345672
why would you want to be open with normies about your fetishes, it's not like they're gonna partake?
don't worry, you're a sick fetishist in my eyes, princess

>>5345664
>I like attention a little too much
yeah i really do too, sometimes i feel like i get a little too excitable because of it, even on here
i don't really like it

>>5345678
oh that's cool, what do you do there?

>>5345651
i just realized this a couple days ago
i've always been all "i wanna be tall being short is so emasculating weh" and then someone suggested i try hgh since i recently grew a little and it might help me grow taller still
so i looked into it and i was like "woah i think i actually really like being this size a lot"
though, never finding pants that fit is kind of a drag

>>5345684
why can't you be a sub? just close your eyes and let the man love you

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>>5345689
>don't worry, you're a sick fetishist in my eyes, princess
N-noooo
I've had enough of this, gg is making me feel weird today. I'm going to play some vidya and go for a walk.

Yay! Christmas!

>>5345701
okay have fun
i'll miss you :*

>>5345689
Sludgepuppy I am addicted to attention and I am an attention whore. I am chilling out now since I always get myself in trouble with it everywhere I go.
In real life on the internet I guess it's my fucking curse that I have to put up with but I am managing it better. At least you're smart about it where you are nice and have a good personality so it's almost kind of healthy as far as 4chan social life is concerned. That being said this isn't healthy regardless of who you are.

>>5345698
I hate feeling like less of a man. I don't want others to love me and I don't want to love others. I want to fuck others and nobody fucks me.

>>5345709
hi maki

>>5345709
just let go and relax. stop worrying about being manly. calm down. its liberating

>>5345719
lel not maki.

>>5345698
That sounds terrifying.

>>5345698
Same, man. But I think there's something wrong with me.

>>5345289
sure thing kekqt

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>>5345664
>5ft9 and below average penis
Life is too short to obsess over things you can't change. Average guy. There are plenty of people objectively worse off enjoying life more. Why? Because fuck it.

>>5345744
I am new but also interested in mouth urinals. It's not even sexual, son.

>>5345743
there's nothing wrong with you. find someone you click with, tell them about your issues. i'm sure they'll be considerate.

>>5345011
if it's secret you wouldn't really know would you?

>>5345689
random shit here and there, most commonly glass collecting, cloakroom stuff, helping customers.

>>5345744
have you ever tried pissing into ur own mouth
want to do it on cam for me now
pay you 6 meatballs to piss in your own mouth
>>5345755
100% sexual

i dont understand piss fetishes

>>5345757
Thanks, Anon. I'm really deeply in the closet still. I was hardcore in denial for a long time. I'm not so much anymore, but it's like, I won't let a guy do anything to me because somehow him getting me off is "gayer" than me getting him off.

I know a guy that I really like and we have a lot of fun together, but my hangups have made it difficult for me to get in a relationship and I'm worried that it might start causing problems now even though he's been really patient.

He's the first guy I let kiss me on the mouth, though. That's progress, right?

Still, that's kind of fucked up isn't it? That I'd given multiple blow jobs but had never really been kissed?

>>5345825
why don't you tell him this? it'd probably mean a lot to him, too. you'd be in good company. tell him how much he means to you, how much he's helping you, and how you plan to make progress with him.

>>5345810
>100% sexual
Welp, sometimes I do get comedy boners. 30-70%.

>>5345814

Aw. Open up, anon.

i just came here to tell abe roder that i was not meming i called him beautiful because i think you have a really pretty face i have always had a crush on you and i think you are really feminine. you banned me for no reason. i am kind of a creeper but dude you are really attractive

>>5345814
I like the smell of piss tbqh...

>>5345856
thanks bud we'll let abe know the next time we see him

>>5345853
>>5345858
nah

but bloodplay seems interesting

>>5345856

We were enemies, but let's bury the hatchet and team up against our common foe.

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>>5345856

>>5345871
I like bloodplay also.
Nobody else does though except for me. Don't think id try it with a gay guy though because aids...

>>5345831
We had a talk about it the first time he tried to go beyond just kissing me. I was awkward as fuck, but I managed to explain what was the matter with me. He said it was fine and that he would wait since he didn't want to make me do anything that I'm not 100% comfortable with.

That was a month ago. Since then I've gotten a lot more comfortable with him. We kiss all the time now and even do stuff like cuddle.

But I haven't gotten comfortable enough to let him do things to me beyond that. Like I said, I'm cool with getting him off and I do it all the time. I can't seem to let him reciprocate, though. I'm just worried that because it's been so long and we aren't having sex that he'll start to feel dissatisfied. Like he's missing out or something. Sometimes I feel like it's not fair to do this to him, but every time I start to feel that way it's like he realizes it without me saying anything. So he reminds about all the things he said when we first talked about it.

>>5345840
not even going to lie. not even into pissing.
just heard swede will do literally a n y t h i n g for swedish meatballs now his student meatball loan got cancelled.

>>5345897
sounds like you have a sweet bf. you should get him really thoughtful christmas gifts so he knows you appreciate him!

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>>5345903
Well that's good to know. Don't Swedes have endless guberment monies? No matter. I want to see him dance whilst wearing neko regalia. I bid four meatballs!

>>5345856
Leave him alone he's my man.

We're literally talking on grindr right now

GUYS you need to watch this shit

http://xhamster.com/cams/chat/HornECouple?from=premium

goddamn that dick

>>5345929
even sweden of lore doesnt offer a state-supported drug habit. you have to piss yourself on cam and fuck pervy old men if you want to pay the rent.

>>5346048
When I wasn't accepting and hung out on /pol, we'd make fun of how gay Sweden is, but here you just make it sound fun.

>>5346062
it is funny
probably more funny if you knew what i was talking about

>>5346062
>more gay polacks
luv u polgbt bb

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>met a qt 2 days ago
>talked for 4 hours on the first day
>talked for 7 hours yesterday
Feels too good to be true.

>tfw no bf
>tfw going to die alone

>drank too much coffee
>anxiety and life pressures are making me want to die
>as in not lke passive suicidal thoughts but active out of body expierences where you become numb and stupid

I will be fine but fuck I just want to escape this reality shit.

>>5346092

Hot.

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>>5346077
Yet I'm having fun in ignorance of the previous schtick. We're THAT funny.
>>5346079
Sup, degenerate. How you doin'?

>>5346098
you sound like you're making up stuff for attention

>>5346101
no, it's not hot. it's sad and not hot at all.

>>5346106
>tfw look exactly like lgbtan
lol i'm good

>>5346106
who /freefromthevaginaljew/ here? :^)

>>5346120

But don't you want a bagina?

>>5346128
no.
i like my benis.
and i want a bf with a benis.
because benis is love. benis is life. ;~;

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>>5346150
>tfw there are homofags out there claiming they don't like dick

Calling someone/being called a slut/whore in bed. Thoughts?

>>5346160
Depends on the person.
It's hit or miss.

>>5346160
i like to be respected when i'm fucked m8

desu

>>5346150

You should probably get one then. I read somewhere that only 10% of temperate dwelling gays survive the whole winter without a bf to stay warm with. Either that or head south.

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>>5346116
O rly? Post personality, bb.
>>5346120
Oh hai, Boogie man. Yes, free at last! Maybe mpreg will even be a thing soon and then we're putting them all in camps. Vaginas. Not Jews. That would be wrong.

>>5346157
ikr? giving head is like one of the best parts about sex stuff.
it's up there right behind cuddles and kissing.

>>5346160
hot as FUCK

>>5346114

To someone, it's really hot. Just think of your life as a sexy melodrama.

>>5346167
last winter i had to go the whole season without a bf and i nearly lost my leg to the frostfeels.

>>5346168
yess. we'll make femboys get mpreg and then women will be laborers underground like a twisted version of metropolis.

>>5346172
but my life is not sexy... at all...

>>5346160
it makes me feel like shit and can kill pretty great sex. i know people say they fantasize about being abused in bed, it's really not fun and i wouldn't do it for free. i don't understand how people do it in relationships if they actually care about each other.

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>>5346169
Same.

I enjoy cuddling and bjs a lot more than anal.

>>5346180

It has you and you getting fucked.

>>5346168
are you david tennant anon and you go a trip?
i've been meaning to tell you that Christopher Eccleston was the best doctor and the best actor in the series.

>>5346187
same same.

>>5346191
where is the scene where i get fucked?
i don't see it in the script?
unless this movie takes place in a ten year span i'm pretty sure there's no sex scene.

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>>5346186
That's why it's a hit or miss.
If you know each others kinks you can act on them in a healthy relationship, as long as they stay in the bedroom and don't "leak" in everyday life.

>>5346192
Capaldi is good too, tho.

>>5346168
>post personality
uhh okay? i keep to myself and mostly play vidya and piano all the time. i'd like to think i'm a pretty chill sub.

>>5346180
but women are ok too booger :(

>>5346198

You've never been fucked?

>>5346160
Eh, I like intensity, but it has to feel natural. Not sure it would feel right with a guy. I mean, I didn't even dirty talk that much during PiV sex. If the gorilla brain is active than I can't weave words and shit. Maybe as roleplay. Hopefully not an actual hatefuck. I go back to women fer dat.

>>5346192
Metropolis. Deep sci-fi pull there. I have used Dave a fair amount last week. Also other doctors, rick, archer, dazzle novak, yada yada.

I liked Chris. Strohnk Doctor. Didn't feel tight in the pants for him though. Everyone is gay for Tennant.

>find the most beautiful cub in my area
>find out he's 20 and a bottom

I want to die, like seriously

>>5346203
to me it's only a miss, probably because i am actually a whore.
how can you enjoy your partner you love calling you a whore, a slut, spanking you, spitting you, hitting on you? only men who have no respect or care for your wellbeing are into that.

how can i avoid getting hard when using a dildo

i know a lot of guys don't

>>5346223
why would you not want to get hard?

>>5344893
Why are Horror Sadfrog and Irish anon so qt?
Also, who was the pedophile and roid rager again?

>>5346203
if i didn't care for most of tennant and all of smith will i like capaldi?
is it worth watching?

>>5346204
in my experience women are not ok most of the time... my mother is cool. and like some girls i went to college with were ok. but i've never met a remarkable woman. still waiting.

>>5346208
it's been a while and i probably won't get fucked for ten years or so because i'll never know that feel when bf.

>>5346215
i'm gay for chris. ;~:
also yes metropolis is good stuff m8.

>>5346223
Isn't that kind of the point?

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>tfw you call your tranny gf a fucking freak and we have to stop because it's true and it hurt "her" feelings.

>>5346232
>>5346226
i like the idea of it more

>>5346228
rugby
he is also into watersports and crossdressing

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>>5346235
>tranny gf

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>>5346221
spitting and hitting are on another league from calling someone a slut while having sex.

>>5346217
not enough qt tops in the world, desu.

>>5346229
the quality has gone up a bit with capaldi, in my opinion, but some friends prefer tenant or ecclestone.

>>5346235
>tranny
>gf

why are you on gaygen?

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>>5346244
Because im a memer.
Nothing more memey than dating a transgender "person"

>>5346245
who are these amazing looking guys?

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>been talking to this qt
>he's got a really cute face, a little shorter than me, kind of twinkish, skinny
>last night playing poker with him and his friends
>we eventually get bored of poker and just mill about for a while
>eventually him and his really tall roomate, who is also gay, and has about 40 more pounds on him than the QT, start to dance
>he does this crazy routine where he lifts him off the ground and carries him for a bit while doing twirls
>he can dance really well
>mfw he does the same thing with this larger but shorter girl that was there
Why do I always fall for the men that can dance.
>tfw a shorter guy could probably pick you up and drop you into bed
I almost popped a boner then and there.

>>5346204
Ok, that's cool. How old are you? I'm daddy long sack 32 wolf. That's important because I really wanted to try the sack joke just now. What do you like to play?
>>5346229
You like le edgy tortured guys we never take off the leather? Good to know. I have to agree Capaldi is good. I like it when he's grumpy and goes in to fuck off my lawn mode.

>>5346249
why treat your gf like shit then if it's what you want?

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>>5346269
Because talking shit on the internet is fun and I don't even have or even dated a transgirl in my life.

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>>5346252
It's the same guy.
Adi Gillespie.
He's my instagram crush of the month.

>>5346256
dancers are qts.
Was dating a guy that used to go-go in a normie club on fridays-saturdays.
He tried teaching me how to dance like a non-autismo but i'm a potato when it comes to dancing.

>>5346272
maki go and stay go.

>>5346275
i would suck his asshole til it was puffy and soaking wet and ram my dick hard inside him until he cried.

>>5346257
i'm 19. i play classical only.

>>5346272
why is talking shit on the internet fun to you

>>5346257
>32

How does gay death feel?

>>5346229

On 4Chan that's like winning the lottery a bunch of times over.

>>5346223
I'm flaccid when using dildo, idk why desu

>>5346278
Ragtime is where it's at, son.
>>5346281
Feels pretty good. I don't get why you kids worry about it. I'm a man so I'm just going to increase in power level until I suddenly become a giant wrinkled baby in about 40 years. Then I'll be adorable and suffer death by applesauce. Circle of life.

>>5346322
>Ragtime
>Better than classical
not a pianist but fucking gross

>>5346322
i started with ragtime, learning joplin transcriptions
it was kinda fun
i grew up after that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQlbn35Ls7Q

You guys talk about black metal sometimes. Are you guys into pagan/NSBM?
I like depressive and pagan not so much the Satanic stuff.

>>5346322

Ayy papi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMAtL7n_-rc

>>5346341
>i played this at my elementary school graduation
kek

>tfw trolled so hard by an Australian that he's going to put my posts in a thread simulator

EBIN XD

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>>5346329
>>5346334
>>5346341
You guise. So does the usual your age/2 +7 rule apply to gays or do you all just sudoku if no smooth faced seme about? I never really cared with women as long as it was legal, but I want to learn your ways.

>>5346369
i've never given a shit about the age of the person i'm dating. sometimes it makes us unable to relate so i try to stick to my own age group.

>>5346348

Neat!

>>5346339

I mostly scrawl through second wave awkwardly.

I like Strid and a couple songs by Absurd. Oh and that band with that album with the hammer coming down, I kinda like a song by them also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwa-3THi90c

>>5346369

It's not a rule, it's some relationship neatfreak's sick fantasy. Dgaf as long as it's legal.

>>5346369
I don't expect to be in a relationship at all, so I don't bother trying to band it by age.

>>5346378
>sometimes it makes us unable to relate
this is the only reason why i'd avoid dating guys in their late 30s... ;~;
idk if i can date guys my age but 25-35 is best tbqh. i felt that way at 21 and still feel that way now...

What are some personality traits you want in your partner?

Ambitious
Pushes me forward
Doesn't take any drugs unless its stimulants not even drinking
Obsessive

>>5346402
cute
hot
attractive
nice looking

>>5346402

Praises Satan, does drugs unless it's stimulants, good at building houses in the woods.

>>5346369
>tfw 20
>tfw feel weird when i like guys that are 16-18

a-am i a pedo?

Anyone still around? Feelin lonely n shit

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>>5346406
Big dick
9/10
Taller than me
Not a jerk
Doesnt browse 4chan
Makes me feel like a little girl

>>5346408
Satans a faggot

>>5346410
A little bit, probably.

Is it the acne, the chronic masturbation, or the insatiable ego that attracts you to them?

>>5346378
That's reasonable. I cringe when I think about referencing Ghostbusters and my young husband is all, "what you mean that movie with the 4 unfunny chicks that bombed and made you raaaaaage about the state of comedy, senpai?"
>>5346392
I liked you better when you were being pseudo intellectual with your thesaurus a while ago. I just feel bad for you now. Come on, bro.
>>5346395
Reasonable. Mmm-hmm. Not a lot of 21 year olds would want to scoop up babies for the gay nuclear family.

>>5346402
Ambitious
Good with kids
Social
Kind
Generous
No drugs
No smoking

>>5346410

no.

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>>5346410

Do you also like guys that are 10?

>>5346414

Your point?

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>>5346418
>tfw never scoop up babies for the gay nuclear family

>>5346418
>thesaurus
Pretty much never use one tyvm

Would appreciate it if you'd keep your strident views to yourself

I don't get the big appeal of relationships. Whenever I go on dates, people become so awkward it's kind of shameful. They stop being able to carry a conversation because they're too meek to fucking voice what they like, or to just talk to me about something normally. They're so inexperienced at not only relationships, but life, that they can't behave in a way I find appealing - quite probably the way they were before we dated, because they were interesting, or funny, or nice.

Why date people when it turns them into boring husks? If I wanted a non-conversation I'd go and chat with the cashiers in the local Iceland.

>>5346416
None of that really, but some 18yos in my uni are yummy.

My degree also has me teaching math for a week every 2 months in high schools and some guys are like really good looking.

I'm 20 and i know the age difference isn't that much and legal age is 16, but it still creeps the hell out of me.

>>5346424
>Do you also like guys that are 10?

No.

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>>5346424
I am just saying that Christianity and Christ are the light while Satan is dark. If you follow Satan you will fail.

>>5346410
You are an ephebipphiliac but its ok if were allowed to accept people that cut their genitals off to role play as the oppositie gender you're allowed to be attracted to full blown seual adults. Besides 16s legal in most states.