gay general: Ur Boy Bangz edition

>>5340228

>>5341607
>tfw no hood bf to make family reunions amusing

>>5341618
Tfw no bf to make family reunions amusing

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I love when women can just accuse men of rape or absolutely anything but nobody believes the male ever.

Like with James Deen and Stoya one girl can say absolutely anything about a guy and nobody will believe him.

>>5341618
sudanese political refugee is probably as hood as it is possible to get
10yos walking around w/ an ak47

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>>5341618
You need a syrian refugee bf desu.

>>5341636
that's because all males are shitlords.

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Who /comfy/ here?

>>5341643
Faggot

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>>5341643
Literally went to bed just now

Light af out t b h

>tfw plebs rate films on how well they liked the characters
>tfw this is what film making is coming to
>tfw film making is becoming less and less of an artform
>tfw there will never be big budget films, where the director can do whatever the fuck they want, anymore
>tfw people developing shorter attention spans
;~; fuck this gay earth

>>5341663
Movies in general are for plebs.

>>5341660
you look like you might quite possibly be qt but i cant tell

so y'all
str8 guy here
i have my finger up my arse
feels gr8
lads dont give me boners tho
am i gay?

>>5341668
nah senpai. there are pretty amazing films out there m8. like i've been going through the criterion collection this year and there are some pretty amazing films. ;~;
i think television is still very much pleb and it's sort of making it's way out of that rut, but films are sort of degenerating...
music has stayed rather consistent.
modern lit is pretty awful compared to classic lit...

>>5341649
:]

>>5341660
That's nice. Have a comfy night.

>>5341663
Why do girls pretend to like films?

>>5341673
Isn't that you?

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>>5341663
>films on how well they liked the characters

Wasn't this always the case?
Every generation has movies that try to encompass and interpret the feelings of said generation through characters that resonate with the viewer.

I was watching a documentary recently about how '50s movies were all about sexual frustration.

>>5341673
No sorry to disappoint my name just fell off
>>5341680
Wut

>>5341678
Girls actually like movies more than guys. All girls talk about is movies it sucks because I hate all movies and tv abd they are definitely not going to be listening to my music.
Luckily any connection you make with a SO is fake anyway and based on what you can get at the time and power struggle. Nobody actually gives a shit about the other person.

>>5341686
Blow me alien boy.

>>5341682
i think characters should be judged on how strong they are. not how likable they are. a well written character can be unlikable.
i think if you're trying to make a film that everyone is going to like you are doing it wrong, because you're making that film for everyone and not yourself. art should be made for yourself. the best films were made with no audience in mind senpai. ;~;

>>5341680
..no
>>5341686
oh right lol
was qt then

>>5341689
but the films girls like are awful.
i think i've only met one girl irl who had amazing patrician taste.
even my fag friends were plebs and would fall asleep while watching ingmar bergman when we were teens... ;~;

>>5341674
this is a legit question
how did you know that you were gay or bicurious?
bc while guys in general don't turn me on in a way i'm starting to get curious about guys

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>>5341692
Th-thanks

Y-you too
>>5341689
Only if you make star wars blaster noises when you orgasm

>>5341694
All movie likers are plebs if you ask me. I don't go in detail about which are truu movie watchers. Ill watch whatever to get laid though and pretend to watch it.

>>5341694
>I'm not like the other girls :]
Boog pls.

>>5341697
Some and girls and boys say I sound like chewbacca when I fuck.

>>5341698
>doing things you don't like just to get laid
wow you sound awful...

>>5341701
Bitches are uncreative and all they ever do is watch movies and tv and talk about jewish celebrities. You have to put up with bullshit just to get laid.

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>>5341695
Do you get boners thinking about males?
You're at least bi-curious.

If not, you're straight.

Now, get out.

>>5341694
What's your opinion on Dolan's movies, if you've seen any?

>>5341704
thankfully i'm not heterosexual.
so i can watch what i want and find men with superior taste, which are slightly more common than women with superior taste.

>>5341706
I loved Heartbeats. Haven't seen anything else of his yet.

>>5341706
this is a shit litmus test.
I don't get boners from thinking about anyone, does it mean I'm asexual?

>>5341700
>girls and boys

Sry i dont want to get cooties

>>5341710
Yeah women are complete shit at absolutly everything. There's no survival value with them. Do gays have days nearly every other day where they spazz out for no reason literally just ruining an entire day?
Women are the inferior gender for a reason. Just fuck then then leave before they pretend to get attached then use you. Women are prizes based on your actions and place on the social totem pole. Never get married.

>>5341715
> Do gays have days nearly every other day where they spazz out for no reason
yes, almost all of them.

>Women are prizes based on your actions
wish men were more like this, I'd say being a price based on your appearance is even more feminine.

>>5341706
>Do you get boners thinking about males?
no, never, but i get weird feelings sometimes? never boners or lust
what makes you have boners about lads?
is it similar to what causes lads to have boners about women?

>>5341717
The gay communitys very different than the heterosexual sexual world. Its mostly about power and social standing. On the internet social standing means a bunch. Tell me certain trips don't get more ass just because they get more attention. But irl most gays will sleep with anybody or anything since they are niche.

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>>5341712
Probably yes.
If you don't get turned by the thought of either gender, something's missing.

>>5341710
>I loved Heartbeats.

His first movie i saw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roLmFo3rWYc

I still think his thriller (Tom at the Farm) and his first movie (I killed my mother) are "stronger".

Haven't seen Mommy yet.
Probably one of the most interesting directors of our generation desu.

>>5341721
I'll be sure to print out your answer and take it to my doctor.
I get boners when I'm in bed with someone, near them, not from simply thinking about someone, I'm not 14 anymore.

>>5341715
I don't know.. I had fallen in love with a woman once. Out of the three I fucked, two were terrible people. But the woman I thought I was going to marry still haunts me some nights. I can almost feel the soft caress of her skin against mine. Like an echo of the senses.

If I was straight we'd have kids by now. She'd be a nurse, and I'd probably work for some manufacturing company... supervising laborers.

I think those nights I started failing to get erect for her were the worst nights of my life... but they also saved me from the world of heterosexualism.

>>5341721
I'll added them to my queue. He is an amazing cinematographer. The colors and camerawork are pretty great.

>>5341720
I wouldn't know, I filter trips.

>>5341723
>not getting boners thinking about your bf

literal autism.

>>5341727
Nowadays I just use them to insult when im having a bad day. They really are there for anons little play toys. I love being anon.

>>5341728
Do an experiment for me, for the next week, note down every time you have a boner. Note down why you got it, as in thinking about someone, a random boner, etc.
You'll find that you don't get as much boners as you actually think. You've just never thought about it much and think that boners happens with you a lot.

>>5341706
if he really understood me and we had same kink, I'd bj and even suffer through being a bottom just to take make him feel good

I'm not normally into guys

>>5341734
Why do you faggots think everyone is secretly gay that comes around here?
I think if someone was truly gay there would be no confusion.

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>>5341726
>but they also saved me from the world of heterosexualism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZCFdd3c8QI

>>5341734
Will try.

>>5341736
>suffer through being a bottom

You've obviously never bottomed, if you think it's suffering.
Dunno, you sound lonely to me, to be honest.
Bad luck with women lately?

>>5341751
i fucking love john waters.
my sense of humor tbqh.

>>5341748
My post had nothing to do with being gay, it had to do with achieving erections.
Trying to think about something to see if you get an erection is a shitty test, and also bordering on OCD.

Most people don't really think about their erections so they think they have them often, I asked that poster to put some empirical data to his claim.
I don't get erections from seeing someone beautiful or thinking about someone, but I do get hard when I'm in bed with someone I find attractive, male or female.

The best thing to do is to not think about it at all, just accept it and see where life takes you.

>>5341748
>/GAYgen/

>>5341726
I think id be the opposite. I've fallen in love with my best friend back in the day. This black metal kid that I was always the beta too. We were never gay or nothing but we were always together than he turned on me for good reason really. Betrayed me because I was a total bitch at the time acting like a woman.
When our friendship broke up it hit me forever until I found out hes getting married or whatever. We never fugged but I haven't talked to him in three years and he's begging for me back. I honestly just want to beat the shit out of him for everything.

That being said I only get my dick hard for women sadly. I wish I was gay so badly I really really really hate women. I know that's a beta robot thing to say but I've been betrayed by them my entire life. Every single one of them. I can get laid and have sex but they are all such awful fucking brutal sociopaths its ridiculous. I really fucking hate them. The shit they've done to me for no reason my entire life is inexcusible. Im mid twenties and even thigh they are half the population never met a decent one ever. Gay men have it so lucky they only need to worry about biscum.

>>5341761
>Gay men have it so lucky they only need to worry about biscum.

Oh and you know:
>christianfag parents kicking you out of the house
>intolerant right wingers stomping your face
>mudslimes beheading you

But, okay, biscum are our biggest threat and you poor straights are so unfortunate having to deal with the vagina jew.

>>5341766
I got kicked out of the house at 16 because my dad chose his gf over me for the third one. Throwing me away for some vagina when I was 12 also missing school for a year because he moved me back in with my grandparents.
Mudslimes kill everyone.

You do have to deal with a bunch of right wingers hating you...
I like violence though so it would be fun for me...
Let me protect you senpai :3

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>>5341770
i know i'm really bad at this but... is this maki?

>>5341770
cringe

>>5341773
You assume everyone is maki no it isn't.

>>5341770
I can't for the life of me understand why straightfags lurk /gaygen/.

>>5341775
no just people who are a lot like him.
i know more about him than most people. ;~;

>>5341782
R9ks full of women that come into my threads with their side of the story and their side is shit.

I wanna start doing some exercises to make myself a shower, not a grower, but I'm afraid

I've heard about people that fuck their dick up by jelqing

>>5341789
Why though?

>>5341784
You said the murderer guy was him lol...
I don't want to know him if he's saying shit like that lol

>>5341793

For my own satisfaction. I'm super narcissistic. I'm pretty big already, but I wanna exercise to make myself a shower but I also wanna add a little onto my girth and length.

I really probably won't be happy unless I have a footlong as big around as a coke can.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>5341800
Pretty sure jelqing is not offering any permanent results, though.

>>5341805

Yeah, I want to avoid it. I heard there are other exercises that offer permanent results though. I'm less concerned about my erect length and more concerned about being a shower.

Like I said, I'm pretty good sized already so it's not that big a deal. Looking good in shorts is, though.

anons please reply to me with your darkest (not-gay-related) secret!

>>5341807
No such exercise, sorry mang

>>5341811

humans are fucking filth

blacks are genetically predispositioned to be dumb and thus more prone to crime and shit

donald trump supporters and people that stupid should be shot

kids with birth defects should be euthanized so they don't have to suffer

>>5341812

Eh

I just wanna have a nice bulge in my jogging shorts

>>5341811
I don't watch anime despite having entire folders of anime reaction images.
I have more half naked dude pictures saved from here than porn and tats still only six pictures
I've never seen forest gump

>>5341811

i'm gay but I watch straight porn a lot

i want to be a little boy and stay a little boy forever because i think being a shota would be hot as fuck but i have no desire to fuck a minor. I wanna be the minor and never grow up

>>5341817
Silicone injection, or wait for penis transplants

>>5341819
forest gump is overrated horseshit.

>>5341814
>>5341822
>/pol/ shit
>not following the rules
disappointed

>>5341823

I'm happy with my dick, I just want everyone else to know how great my dick is and a bulge is the best way to do that

>>5341811
I probably wouldn't feel any sadness at all when my dad dies.

I hate the math degree that i'm getting and think that my life is gonna be more miserable because of it.

Often think about suicide and whether my family, friends and boyfriend would get sad or not, if i was found dead one morning.

>>5341811

i don't believe in love

i act very happy, friendly and outgoing but i have very little empathy for humans. i like animals though

>>5341811
I truly think god has something big planned out for me.

I am going to take a bunch of caffeine pills tomorrow and get a large coffee and go into the woods and start writing a bible that he's going to tell me what to write. In going to study other religious beliefs and paranormal until god wants me to stop and continue writing. This is what gods telling me to do.

>>5341840

mass shooter in the making right here

>>5341840
maki
p l s

>>5341846
im not even maki...

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>>5341840
Next edition of Islam right here, son.
The prophet Myakki will lead the way, 72 boipussies for all.

>>5341674
No, lots of straight guys like anal stimulation

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>>5341858
Im not maki but is this your lover in this picture?

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>>5341861
No.

yall depressed as fuck
iktf...

>>5341868
Remove penis.

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Whats the nicest thing you can imagine?

Mine is being woken up by my bf gently hotdogging me and then kissing up and down my back, while birds twitter outside and the sun comes up.

>tfw no bf

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>>5341905

>>5341905

having friends

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>>5341909
fuck you, boogs...

>>5341910

i have some, they suck

you should have said "having good friends"

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>>5341909

tfw u will never beat booger up until she is barely breathing and then cum on her face

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>>5341915
>>5341925
i don't know that feel either senpai.
haven't had a bf in years. ;~;
just hookups and bullshit.

>>5341909
Wake up next to someone, they are sweaty, you are sweaty, it smells from their mouth, either your arms or legs are numb from sleeping uncomfortable from not being able to move much. No thanks.

>>5341931
because you are worthless and spent
26 years old and no bf..heh....

>>5341935

when i wake up im not sweaty at all, and why would I be numb? if you wake up numb, seek help.
i get the mouth smell though, but that just means no frenchkissing.

>>5341935
you sweat a lot mate?

>>5341936
>worthless and spent
how so? :(

>>5341940
femboys die after twenty
only low-tier betas will want you now

>>5341945
>this is what /r9gay/ thinks
also i'm not 26... i'm 23...

>>5341938
Because you sleep alone, try sleeping next to someone, it's going to be damp. You'll be numb because someone has slept on your arms or legs.

>>5341948

why are you replying to this obvious troll

>>5341950
i'm bored. ;~;

>>5341940
>mate
Stop using that word. You're appropriating my culture, mate.

>>5341618
tfw have hood boyfriend and block parties are the shit

>>5341958
nasty

>>5341983
fuck you and your raw food vegan face

>>5341995
nasty

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>>5341995

what's wrong with raw food vegan faces?
what's wrong with eating pure healthy food that isn't filled with toxins?

>>5341618

Eyyy bitch. Shake dat ass.

>>5342028
preachy middle-class fuck boys like you are what is wrong with raw food veganism

>>5342028
>vegan
>healthy

pls, veganfags are full of defecencies and tend to fatten up like retards with all the carbs they munch on.

Is being a fuck boy really such a bad thing?
I know I hate the middle class, but I'm not sure about fuck boys.

>tfw skin around my anus is a darker color and i will never have a perfect feminine boipuss ;~;
just kill me now... i don't want to live anymore

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>>5342039
>>5342041

why haven't you become a raw food vegan yet? why do you continue to chow down on animal meat and their byproducts and loads of toxic food?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWI6ZkuAxI

>>5341607
> gay general: Ur Boy Bangz edition
> take you to da movies> gay general: Ur Boy Bangz edition
> fuck yall

>>5342028
>go through all the trouble of making that salad
>put it on an ugly ass frosted plate

>>5342044
You know you can get it bleached right?

>>5342045
Having my bussy pounded is gay enough for me, can't add being vegan into the mix.

>>5342044

Could always bleach it like a normal person.

>>5342050
>>5342056
yeah but the skin is a different texture too.
it's like shiny and smoother...
probably from overuse or that one time i had anal fissure in my teens...
it will never be perfect. and no one will ever eat it...
just fuck my shit up.

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>>5342057
>anal fissure

>>5342057

That happened to me once. Neat.
It's perfect how it is.

>>5342057

your ass isn't mean't to be pounded or be rimmed or fucked

perhaps you should get to know your body before you do stupid shit to it all because you have sick twisted desire of pleasure/pain

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>>5342056
>Like a normal person
Time to leave the gay bubble.

>>5342045
why everyone hates raw food vegans the post

>>5342074

I'm ok with them.

>>5342061
;~~~~~~~~;
i know... it only lasted a like a couple months when i was younger.
it was completely internal...
i was fingering myself and i accidentally cut myself... ;~;
i was not a smart kid...

>>5342069
i've only had sex like twice this year and i dont anally masturbate that much at all really. i know my ass pretty well...

>>5342068
oh cool. yeah it sucks. but it was forever ago and i'm better for it.

>>5342075
you arent a person

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>>5342074

Get over it bitch.

>>5341412
Damn it booger. Why do you have to be so cute?

>tfw running a pnp game
>tfw with 21 years of rp experience and the current group is the best.

>>5342086
>tfw never rp with annskellington
>tfw never make amazing campaigns together and have /tg/ themed wedding ;~;

>>5342076

That's not that exciting.

>>5342080

You're an octopus.

>>5342044
>>tfw skin around my anus is a darker color and i will never have a perfect feminine boipuss ;


become a raw food vegan
that will fix it

>>5342045
>gay
>vegan
Cock > vegan

>>5342094

Do you always chew your food?

>>5342094

gays eat cock?

I heard they also eat poop.

That's fucking disgusting

>>5342093
i'm practically a raw food vegan already.
today i had a spinach, tomato, and lettuce salad with italian dressing.
right now im snacking on yrail mix with a lot of nuts and granola and dried fruits in it.
i'm training myself to be the perfect bottom.
i think flexibility and diet is key.

>>5342097

you most likely are pale and need to get tanned so your skintone matches the color of your anus...nude sunbathing is what you need with your ass open wide

>>5342095
Not always.

>>5342096
Semen is an animal product.
Thus semen != vegan.

>>5342090
Never say never. :3

I'm not going to lie, if I had the time, I'd run a PbP game for Gaygen.

good morning guys

How is everyone spending their Saturday afternoons

I'm cooking a late lunch and then hitting the gym and then heading off to soho for the night.

>>5342082
requesting the picture of his lez gf.

>>5342102

soho... in london?

i live there!

>>5342082

ayylium gaynes pls go + stay go

>>5342098
wouldn't that lead to ass cancer?
can i get a confirmation that this is a safe thing to do?

>>5342100
i was planning on running one on roll20...
5e, custom setting and campaign.
if you wanted to join in when i finish it.
troob is finishing finals in two weeks and then we'll probably have a session every friday or saturday...
when i have campaigns irl i usually make it an all day thing with friends but i doubt we can do something like that with gaygen... maybe 4-6 hours at the most. ;~;

>>5342102
Just finished cooking chicken lasagna (i'm b-bulking no bully) and gonna eat rn

Then i have to bake a cake thingy for a friend's birthday party tonight.

>>5342112

i would love to play DnD with you, and I also have copious amounts of free time on saturdays

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Looks like I am born to bottom, lads

>>5342039
>preachy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lhBFByj5TY

>>5342115
sounds good. ;~;
if you could, add me to skype so i can keep track of you and contact you when we start creating characters and stuff.
spookywitchpussy

(also annskellington y-you should add me too f-for pnp reasons ofc)

>>5342124
Be honest, that swishy twink is you right?

>>5342113
>i'm b-bulking no bully
Get nice and big, boi. I wanna see that tum tum bulge.

>>5342104
Lucky cunt. You don't have to travel an hour to get into central or Vauxhall

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>>5342102
it's 6 here, i slept in quite a bit
prob just gonna pic related

>>5342130

no but he's a 9/10 twink and I love to eat his vegan boipussi

>>5342139

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY

>>5342135
What's in your party, dogfucker?

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>>5342124

his before photo...on a regular diet

>>5342124
probably would even if he is a preachy hippy

>>5342124
militant vegans are the worst...

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>tfw no gamer bf

>>5342153

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xzXOzYhRTM

>>5342153

Vegan Reich was cool.

>>5342147

Vegan food even kills bacteria.

>>5342145
which one?
i don't battle on cart really, though i'm breeding a monotype poison team for a friends league thing for funsies
my go-to comp team is a trick room doubles team w/ m-mawile, reuniclus, cofagrigus, scrafty, muk, and eelektross
it actually worked really well in pokebank xy doubles, i made it to top 200 or 150 or something, but i stopped competitive battling for a long time and i tried again a while ago and couldn't beat shit

>>5342155

that's a good tune,
now it will be in my head the rest of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVRGd7q21cQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KumDaLweYp0

can't be vegan fiance attracted to chubby guys

>>5342155
i laughed out loud tbqh

>>5342158
i mean i'm thinking about just doing it and going full vegan...
so it's like i don't look down on vegans.
i'm only pissed off by fucking militant annoying vegans who try to force others to be vegan or talk about it all the time with non-vegans.
like pansexuality is whatever m8 but i have never met a pansexual that won't fucking shut up about their sexuality.

What's with the "gay" vegans all of a sudden?

>>5342112
That sounds cool. My schedule's pretty hectic, but if I'm free I'd love to play.


>>5342126
I don't have skype, for you I'd get it. :3

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>>5342161
>trick room
Too gimmicky for me. Such a pain to keep up, but I did use one TR team towards the beginnings of 5th gen because I didn't want to go on the weather route.
I don't bother with it anymore, the meta's too stressful. I occasionally try Showdown, but usually just win against a couple of scrubs, get bored and stop playing.

>>5342175
niq

>>5342172
ill keep you updated then, in case you have the time. :)
also you're really sweet, thank you.

>>5342176
it's really not that hard to keep up, especially in doubles. i tried one in singles though and it was terrible
keeping up hazards and weather are much harder
i lost my interest in competitive a long time ago though

>>5342183
ann.skellington if you wanna add me. I've got to run off to work see you guys later.

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>>5342172

Hey ann would you fuck a musclebear or are you one of those bisexuals who only fuck guys who look like girls?

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>>5342185
I only play singles.
>keeping up hazards and weather are much harder
I never invest much in that. I'll usually use Rocks and a Spinner, but that's it.
>i lost my interest in competitive a long time ago though
Same, I haven't been too interested in it for a good 4 or 5 years. Would be nice to find someone irl to play it with, who wasn't too casual.

>>5342193
Try not to get your dick stuck in any L-shaped tunnels, mate.

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>>5342193
have a good day at work, f@m.

>>5342170

I think that's what pansexuality was made for.

>>5342210
i think singles is an awful stagnant format, it just feels like playing chicken with all the switching

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>>5342196
that guy looks like my twink friend i used to hang out with but huge... and last time i talked to this guy he was talking about working out... and that was three years ago.

>>5342221
true. to help weed out the annoying people at parties.

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>>5342227
That's kind of why I got bored with it.

>>5342232
doubles is much better, i'm glad it's the official format
a lot of variety and battles are way faster

>>5342230
oi booger do you have a foreskin

>>5342235
i have like negative foreskin... i have to use lube when i fap...
that's why the clit comments hurt so much. ;~;

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHKQGco1SNI

>tfw watching a bear get a health assessment
>tfw asmr tingles
>tfw I called him a bear
>tfw he kinda looks like a manlet and is actually weirdly small
>tfw he has no body hair and she called him balding

>>5342230
h-hi booger,
I will work out 4 u and become big, strong and shredded

u-untill you l-love me

>>5342239
wow imagine being born such a c u c k that you are biologically circumcised

>>5342161
>trick room doubles team w/ m-mawile, reuniclus, cofagrigus, scrafty, muk, and eelektross

I used to play with a very similar team
Reuniclus, Mawile, Cofagrigus and Scrafty

I changed the other two members a lot. I liked using almomola to get them heal pulses and piss everyone off.

>>5342246
n-no i just think the doctor took too much off i think... i can't move my shaft skin around like i see a lot of guys do when they fap. it makes me feel like i'm not a real man sometimes but i'm over it i think...

>>5342241
but i love you no matter what you look like, anon. ;~;

>>5342255
i've had pretty much the same team since gen 5, except i used whimsicott instead of mawile until like earlier this year. i love whimsicott to pieces and it was super fun encore trapping people (especially once it got buffed thanks to retyping), but my team just didn't have enough threat really

>>5342086
Man I was supposed to be playing right now but my group is a shit

>>5342262
you arent a real man
you are a genderfucked abomination

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>>5342271
He is a pretty cute abomination then.

>>5342271
o-ok well i guess this is my cue to leave the thread then...
see you later tonight, gaygen.

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>tfw want to be cuddled + called cute names
>also want to get huge in the gym

are these competing aspirations or is it possible to be both?

>>5342282
Teddybears are super cute.
It's a bit niche but there's a market.

>>5342282
Wanna come with me to the gym and be my gymbro?

We can do the cuddling and calling you cute names after every session. :3

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>>5342282
It's possible. Will take time.

>>5342282
You just need to find someone huge-r to call you cute names

>>5342289
>find someone huge-r
precisely

Shitposting from work time

>>5342196
I've only ever been attracted to guys smaller then me.

That being said, I'd try just about anything once, given enough alcohol.


>>5342279
Don't go. ;_;

>>5342290
Look at me
I is smart man

>>5342289
This. No mater how big you get, there's always someone bigger.

Does anybody want to go Urban Exploring with me?

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>>5342296

>>5342301
Sounds fun
I'd totally do it

>>5342299
Exactly no matter how twisty your Dick is, there's someone with a twistier Dick
>>5342303
My first thought on that gif was
"A beholder in the womb"
I'm sad

>>5342301
it always seems exciting but then i get really nervous
one time my friends and i had the great idea to go to the old battlegrounds near town with abandoned buildings and some indian burial sites in the middle of the night
i got really scared desu

>>5342308
>Exactly no matter how twisty your Dick is, there's someone with a twistier Dick
Sage words.

>"A beholder in the womb"
Nerd.

>>5342299

But the bigger I get, the harder it will be to find bigger guys than me

And what if big guys just want femboys? Thats what it seems like in my experience. . .

>>5342313
>i got really scared desu
I would have liked to casually put my arm around you. :3

>>5341677
We're in the golden age of TV desu. And that's why most feature films suck these days, all the Hollywood actors are making TV shows.

>>5342320
Gross, dude. He's a depraved lunatic.

hallo frends

>>5342317
I'm giving you hope Ann

And yeah I'm a big ass nerd and I'll kick your butt m80
>>5342320
Don't scare him mate Christ
...
Because your ugly, get it? Ahhh ...

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>>5342324
h-hi

>>5342320
smooth

>>5342324
hi

>>5342324

hey

>>5342327
hi you creepo

>>5342324
oi faggot

>>5342325
>And yeah I'm a big ass nerd and I'll kick your butt m80

I've always been a huge nerd. I started lifting so one day I can be a huge nerd.

>>5342340

how old are you and when did you start lifting?

>>5342340
I'll stick kick your butt m80 like it was some cr 1 shit

>>5342338
Dont call me a faggot you fucking homo

>>5342328
>tfw no sludgepuppy to get lewd with in abandoned buildings

>>5342342
26. I didn't start lifting till 24. :/

>>5342343
You wish m8. I've got like an 18 con and +4 bab, srub.

>>5342347
Fat faggot fudgepacker poofter what you gonna do suck my cock?

>>5342351
if you beilieve it
you can achieve it

>>5342356

>tfw started lifting at 18, so by the time im 26 will look way better than Ann Skellington

feels good man

>>5342357
>poofter
This one always makes me laugh.

>>5342357
No ;_;

>>5342356
I'm path of the open hand monk and have dex out the wazoo

>>5342359
Good for you mate. I'd give my right nut to have started lifting and eating right back in hs.

How long have you been lifting now?

>>5342358
I will fight for my dream, thanks for the encouraging words, breh.

>>5342359
>tfw I just started to lift today at 22

>>5342369
ganbatte anon-chan!

>>5342347
Only joking
We're all straight here

>>5342377
I guess you are, since you're a tranny :]

>>5342367

6 months

>>5342366
>monk
>picking the worst class
Fuck, you'd almost be better off with Aristocrat.

>>5342369
>tfw I just started to lift today at 22
How'd it go. Once the gains start to show up, it get's pretty addictive.

>>5342380
except hes into other trannies
making him a dyke

>>5342384
Legbutt is confusing :[

>>5342380
Don't lump me in with the mentally ill just because I'm naturally androgynous

>>5342377
I heard one or two of the guys here might not be 100% straight though

/puke

>>5342382
Literally a flying badass monk bird
How in any way is that bad ?

My last character was a half orc barbarian, totem warrior too, it was crazy op

>>5342382
>How'd it go. Once the gains start to show up, it get's pretty addictive.
Technically I already did 5 weeks worth of lifting at home.
Currently I am not, I still got a cold.

What I noticed is that I have no back pain anymore, pretty sweet desu.

>>5342388
>>5342175
I made an anime you.

>>5342386
>naturally androgynous
You're smoking the moans, Shitler. We all know it.
I hope you get the help you need.

>>5342386
can you post the smug hitler pic pls?
I dont want to look for it.

>>5342393
H-how is that me?

I don't have black hair or a center parting

I'm flattered that you found me interesting enough to do that in your own time though lol

>>5342396
slanderous lies
all of it

>>5342388
absolutely disgusting

>>5342398
>smug hitler pic pls
what?
idk which picture you're talking about

>>5342388
Yeah it's only trannies and chasers in /gaygen/

>>5342407
>idk which picture you're talking about
Exactly what it says. Smug Hitler.

>>5342405
I would have picked the undercut haircut, but its not really that accurate.

And your hair is pretty dark, if there was an option, I wouldnt have picked a slightly lighter black.

>I'm flattered that you found me interesting enough to do that in your own time though lol
:3

sadfrog posted anime versions of booger, him and hitler, so I wanted to do you

>>5342407
>what?
>idk which picture you're talking about
You kinda have a :3 expression in the pic I'm talking abou. It makes you look kinda smug.

>>5342390
Honestly, it's been a long time since I played dnd. I dont' know shit about character optimization any more. Other then casters are op.

>>5342393
>What I noticed is that I have no back pain anymore, pretty sweet desu.
Nice. I wish I could say the same.


>>5342396
Idk, m8. Have you seen how skinny he is? I know that malnutrition can cause to low t. A starvation diet for years on end? It's no wonder he's androgynous.

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>>5342416
>>5342418
Is it the one where I'm smirking?
pic related

>>5342419
I naturally don't make testosterone
along with hgh and tsh
hence skinny androgynous faggot

>>5342418
Fair enough m8 thx
>>5342412
Absolutely haram
>>5342407
When u think about it it's kinda ironic that everyone calls u a tranny for looking like a gril when in reality 90% of the trannies on this board look like lumberjacks

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>>5342407
Samantha told me you offered to suck her dick for a single hit of the moans. I for one, am shocked that such a lad like yourself would fall so low.
Must be all that Music Television and CNN.

>>5342419
>he
Kill yourself, captain crip dick.

>>5342419
Totem barb is like unkillable esp as a half orc
In a rage, at level 5, an enemy has to do 124 damage because it gets halved from rage and that would kill me instantly
If it doesn't kill me instantly, I get out back on 1 hp being a half orc
I can do that once per fight pretty much
It's fucking insane, what does 124 damage level 5 or even spaced out it'd take so many turns and enemies

>>5342427
yeah it's that one, my cute little alien

>>5342427
get on T supplements and start lifting weights boi

>>5342427
>along with hgh and tsh
How tall are you?

>>5342431
>If it doesn't kill me instantly, I get out back on 1 hp being a half orc
That doesn't sound familiar. What edition?

>>5342444
I was on testosterone, and hgh through puberty
And I'm short, only 5'8

>>5342435
gross

>>5342444
Relentless endurance
5th edition
It's pretty strong

Would you like it if you woke up to your bf sucking your cock, so you could cum before work/school every day?

I need to know, for science.

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I went on a date with someone, and he said he loved me on the first date.
Thing is, I don't like him, and that's ignoring how creepy it is to say I love you on the first date, I haven't even showed any real parts of myself yet.

Here is a few keypoints of why I don't want to be with him
>Rape victim
>Actual Autism
>Superiority Complex
>Ugly
>Fat
>Indian
>Binged on pretty much all drugs a few years ago
>Abusive family
>He needs someone else
>He probably wants be to constantly care for him
>Constant need for approval and affection

What do? He keeps texting me every day

>>5342446
how big is your benis?

>>5342451
he can do that without asking for my consent

I wake up everyday with a huge raging boner, so let's make use it.

>>5342451
>would you like it if you woke up to your bf

>>5342451
>so you could cum before work/school every day
I can already do that without a bf.

>>5342451
yes

>>5342453
tell him you aren't interested if you aren't interested

>>5342451
I'd like it if I woke up to your bf sucking my cock

>>5342451
That would be nice
If I had a bf ;-;

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>>5342451
It's fine sometimes.

>>5342446
>only 5'8
Cute.

>>5342447
I haven't played or even really looked at 5th ed yet.

>>5342451
Pretty much ideal.

>>5342455
little bit above average
I have more length than girth though
so nothing all that special

>>5342446
>gross
cute
little
alien

>And I'm short, only 5'8
manlet lmao

>>5342473
Oh my sweet princess, it's not like you will use your penis, when you're with me. It doesn't matter if you're all that small.

>>5342459
>>5342465
>>5342469
>>5342472
Good, I want to do this to my (future) bf

>>5342462
>>5342468
me too ;_;

>>5342463
But wouldn't it be better if you had a cute boy sucking your cock every day?

>>5342466
I don't even have one so ha

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>>5342469
OUT, NOW.

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>>5342473
>i have more length than girth

Reassuring that ur not sporting a tuna-can tier penis

>>5342472
Its fun
Big improvement over 4th edition
More focus on rp but melee classes don't really get a lot like barbarian has like no choice so combat is a bit repetitive

>>5342451
>Would you like it if you woke up to your bf sucking your cock, so you could cum before work/school every day?
No. I'd be the one doing the sucking. And the fucking for that matter.

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>>5342481
And a good morning to you too, gurl.

>>5342477
Yeah, no thanks

>>5342482
but that's my fetish

>>5342490
>Yeah, no thanks
Why? Maybe I will be gay enough to touch your penis 6 months into our relationship.

>>5342482
did hitler posted her tunapenis yet?

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>>5342485
Gurl, it's 3 AM, don't try it.
The sun won't be up for 2-3 hours and I want to enjoy [the darkness] as much as possible.

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>>5342490
>>5342495
This is my pic. Frankly I think I have a better haircut than you, but yours is okay.

>>5342497
No, I've never posted dick on 4chin

>>5342495
>>5342504
>Why?
Because you're definitely not my type, m8

>>5342508
but you didnt see my pic before you said no thanks

>>5342504
lmao but that is some retarded hair son
just fuck my shit up

>>5342028
our air, ground and water are poisonous, but something that uses all three of those to grow is legitimately 2000% healthy... fuck vegans... give me my bacon!

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>>5342512
>arguing after being turned down

Pls no

Also it probably has something to do with you teasing him like he's a tsundere anime girl, and you not looking like a twink fuccboi

>>5342528
This: The Post

>>5342528
>>5342531
Well, I didn't think you could handle this anyway.
I'm masc for masc usually.

>>5342499
Well aren't you a depressing little cunt

>>5342531
Aliums unite

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>>5342540
Yes.

>>5342528
only i can tease hitler like hes a tsundere anime girl

>>5342548
Fair enough

>>5342548

Cute.

>>5342539
>Well, I didn't think you could handle this anyway.
Dem sour grapes.

>>5342539
This Is some top tier baiting
I like it

>>5342564
I'm still mad that you didn't give fictitious hungarian anon a higher rating, friendo.

>>5342618
I would
If he was pretty m8

>>5342618
You talking about the 4/10 kid with the beanie?

>>5342621
mate you are like a 3/10 yourself
pipe down

>>5342622
>>5342327
>4/10
ebin

>>5342623
Doesn't mean I can't have an opinion and bantz

>>5342640
shut-up you subhuman

>>5342646
Haha
Never fuccboi

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>>5342622
where do you work where you can shitpost all day? c;
does it pay well and can i get hired on please?

>>5342508
too bad, senpai

we dick hungry people would appreciate if you did

>>5342622

hey ann when did you lose your V card

>>5342550
oi

>>5342660
I only share dick with qt twinks
pretty sure 5652 is the only person here atm who has seen it
it's nothing special

>>5342674
fem4fems get out

reee

>>5342674
send dick

masculinity is toxic tbqhon

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What are you insecure about?

For me:
>poor social skills
>i dont know how to ride a bike
>i know nothing about how to have a relationship

>>5342622
>>5342327
>tfw this "4/10" will never be your bf, he will always be loyal to only you, grateful you are even with him and work hard for our relationship
>he will be pure and not degenerate and only slutty for you
>he doesnt realize that he is actually super cute and more like an 8/10

>>5342695
Take it to mtf gen they'll listen to you

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>>5342695

>>5342700
>>5342707
>implying you have to be masculine to be male
come on guys its 2015

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>>5342712
I MEAN
COME ON

>>5342712
I'm not say that but its annoying me with your lispy femme masterrace bull shit , it's 2015 stop shouting this is better then that from the rafters