/gaygen/: We're all virgins edition

>tfw living in Alabama

kill me

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>>5342888
I'm so sorry, anon.

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>>5342888
if you don't like it there, why not move?

I know I already asked about length, but what girth would you male anons consider to be too big?

Or does girth matter to you?

>>5342894

College. And also I'm afraid of the godless north.

Planning on grad school in Kansas though

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>Using this OP picture
>People shitting on me for losing my virginity at 15

>>5342884
>If we go by that logic then any gay dude who hasn't had intercourse is technically a virgin.
And if we go by Ye olde Logic then only those with an intact hymen are virgins.

>nobody answering the question

Y'all some bitches.

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>tfw no dutch bf to talk to me in his cute German dialect

>>5342900
its a fucking meme you bitch

>>5342906

bork bork bork

>>5342909
kanker language <3

>>5342906
Waarom zou je een Nederlandse bf willen?

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>>5342884
>he told me that oral sex isn't sex. If we go by that logic then any gay dude who hasn't had intercourse is technically a virgin.
>tfw my anus fucking bleeds/hurts everytime I have to poo

No way I'm going to survive with a dick in my ass.

>>5342915

what the fuck is up with your ass

>>5342906
Ik wil wel met je praten :)

>>5342884
>middleschool badass
but 15 is 10th grade...

>>5342915
get them hemorrhoids sorted m8

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>>5342912
Because I think with 190cms I am taller than the average low-lander and I think dutch is a pretty fucking cute dialect of German.

>>5342920
Hallo, Kleiner.

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>>5342884
I think it's kinda dumb to only consider anal as real sex between gays when an ass is not even a sexual organ.

In any case, frotting should be more real sex than anal.

But I do count oral sex as sex, too.

I think that as long as you have contact with someone's genitalia, or someone has contact with yours, in a sexual way, then you've had sex.

Also, I'm texting with a guy and my spaghetti is all over the floor. I'm so bad at this.

>>5342884
I've never had anal sex but I've been involved in a bit of oral sex and frotting
But I'm pretty sure everyone would still consider me a virgin

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is the stuttering anon still here

can you vocaroo some qt stutter?

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>>5342884
Oral sex is sex in my opinion. You're sexually pleasing someone by letting then into your body.

>>5342908
Way to get riled up

>>5342915
Go to the doctor

>>5342924

Allemend est terrible! Francais est tres mielleur!

Allemend est la langue des vaches.

>>5342924
>I think dutch is a pretty fucking cute dialect of German.
Dit is de eerste keer dat ik hoor dat Nederlands schattig klinkt.

>>5342920
Wat doe jij hier?

>>5342929
>can you vocaroo some qt stutter?
I guess I can try but I don't really think I'd stutter at all talking to my computer.

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>>5342918
He's probably too rough playing with himself.
>>5342884
Oral is part of it. Like you have some experience; just not that full on sex part. So technically you're not a virgin.

>>5342938

Just imagine me/Jake Gyllenhaal grabbing your cock

Yeah, but oral sex is sex. That's just a fact. So...

>>5342929
seconding that

>>5342931
I like how everyone has a different name for us, frankoboy.

>>5342936
>Dit is de eerste keer dat ik hoor dat Nederlands schattig klinkt.
>shattig
>shat - shatz
>kanker
That is just so cute.

>>5342940
>Jake Gyllenhaal
l-literally my husbando...

what can I even say, though?

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>>5342884
>Hey fags, so I was talking to my friend 2 days ago and after a dumb discussion, he told me that oral sex isn't sex.

>>5342945

talk dirty to me, doll

>>5342930
>>5342939
>>5342926
Penis in vagoo is the only thing that counts for hetero sex. Why would oral count for gays but not straights?

>>5342926
>an ass is not even a sexual organ
Not according to m 11th grade sex ed class.

>>5342952
anal is going above and beyond the call of duty for heteros though

>>5342944
>shat - shatz
>kanker
what's the relation between these 2?

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what's /gaygen/ drinking?

I'm having Johnnie Walker Red whisky and Karjala beer which is the cheap shit here

>>5342958
isn't kanker always applicable to things in dutch?

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>>5342952
>Why would oral count for gays but not straights?
I didn't say that.

>Not according to m 11th grade sex ed class
Well, I went to a Catholic school, so you can imagine what my sex ed class was like. So, I'll give you that.

>>5342962
its fucking noon anon, christ
...i did have a sip of the half of my irish coffee i have left from last night though

OP here, if anyone is wondering, my friend and I are both gay.

>>5342915
>he thinks intercourse is anal sex

LOL nigga straight retartd. Intercourse is coitus.

>>5342926
>I think that as long as you have contact with someone's genitalia, or someone has contact with yours, in a sexual way, then you've had sex.

I disagree. What if someone just wanted to touch another guy's genitalia out of curiosity but the other party wants to fuck? Does that mean they both got laid even if the other guy didn't want to?

>>5342950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S7VS91utME

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>>5342969
it's 20:20 here

I did start around noon though, I've been binge drinking for like two weeks now

>>5342963
Kanker is considered very offensive in the Netherlands.
You can indeed apply it to everything though, just like fuck.

Then again dressing up as a nigger and giving candy to kids is considered offensive to some people too so some might say we are weird.

>>5342958
Schat and Schatz? (I apparently mispelled them a second ago)

Both mean the same thing . sweetheart, but what is funny is that the Dutch language has them in adjective form too - schattig, in German though that literally means shadowy.

Because I'm German I can understand and puzzle together a lot of Dutch words and they use a lot Verniedlichungsformen (basically cute-ification)

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>>5342962
Water

>>5342976
what kind of accent is that?

>>5342968
>I went to a Catholic school
Honestly mine wasn't much better

They were still pushing abstinence only. I think anal was only discussed , because "up the butt and no babies".

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>>5342978
right on then

>>5342978
>20:20

Man fuck outta here with that yuropleb shit. It's 10:22 am. West coast best coast.

>>5342980
>Both mean the same thing
I know that. I was just wondering what kanker had to do with it.

>>5342968
i went to public school and my sex ed teacher taught the class that men were only gay because they had been raped as children and their fathers abandoned them

>>5342976

you sound like my butler

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Okay i will go and get laid. How best to go about this?

I am quite attractive but kinda anxious, so I dont do so well socially.

A few things.
1) Is it naive or silly to want my first time to be with someone I like? Should I just abandon that idea?
2) How difficult is the actual sex bit? Do I need to prepare or practice or anything?
3) How do I go about meeting more gay people? I only know 2 at the moment, and they are twinks + not my type.
4) What are the benefits of not being a virgin?

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>>5342962
>>5342978
That's terrible, why not go straight for some picrelated if taste isn't an issue?

Also why are you drinking, did your bf walk out?

>>5342995
Oh, it's just fucking weird and adorable how the Dutch swear ... they use diseases as insults.
What weirdos lmao

>>5342884

Virginity isn't a concept that was applied to males until relatively recently, oh, and it's basically meaningless. If anyone thinks after fucking once they're meaningfully more experienced than they were before 5 minutes of awkward humping they're deluded.

Oral sex is sex, mutual masturbation is sex, frotting is sex, anal sex is sex - even without reaching climax all of these count as sex.

Getting a bit worked up by this but it's something that frustrates me immensely, I fooled around with half a dozen guys as a teenager, but didn't actually fuck anyone until I was 21 - had done literally everything else including bumplay (with toys / fingers / rimming etc) but hadn't fucked.

Was I a virgin when I eventually had anal sex? You could say that, but I had plenty of experience with sex except that, so I wasn't a straight up virgin.

>tl:dr virginity is an outdated, irrelevant and impractical idea to apply to real sex.

>>5342962
I prefer vodka
stolichnaya or nothing

>>5342962
>orange juice, Cranberry juice, apple juice
Preddy much anything with vitamin c. I think I'm dying.

>>5342889
You've already said this is supposed to be me lol

>>5342999
>i'm quite attractive
prove it

>>5342962
i still have an orange juice from breakfast

>>5342999
>that pic
WOW HOLD ON SLOW DOWN

>Is it naive or silly to want my first time to be with someone I like?
No, but don't expect that someone to enter your life when you want him to.
>2) How difficult is the actual sex bit?
Lots of prepare and practise. Bottoms require the most work
>3) How do I go about meeting more gay people?
Clubs and apps
>4) What are the benefits of not being a virgin?
Virgins are at times shamed in today's society, so you're free from that.

>>5343001
in america we do too
we call people gay for example

>>5342987
idk the kind of accent you get when your parents are british but they moved around a lot while you were growing up

>>5342997
it's very possible.

>>5343001
Godverdomme kut tyfus pest kanker
Yeah you're right.

>>5343018
>we call people gay for example
We call them kankerhomo

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>>5342884
>18 year old closet case kissless hand-holdless virgin
>too spaghetti to talk to anyone on grindr
>mfw

>>5342999
>2) How difficult is the actual sex bit? Do I need to prepare or practice or anything?
If you're top, it's... pretty obvious what to do.

I'm still waiting for /gaygen/ to publish the canonical bottoming4virgins how-to. Shaving and cleaning your boycunt and keeping a neat high-fibre diet beforehand would be polite at least.

t. had to wash one boy's brown hymen off my dick once

>>5343029
someone here made a wiki for that a while ago, but nobody paid attention to it
there was lots of sti information on it too iirc

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>>5342962
I don't drink alcohol.
(sounds better than barely being in social situations where you might have the opportunity to drink some)

>>5343020

Are you the butler for a handsome young man and get to worship his cock daily?

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>>5342988
>They were still pushing abstinence only
At least they talked about sex at all, lol.
In my 'sex ed class' we talked about the holy spirit. Sex related questions usually made the teacher to feel uncomfortable and he would lose his shit and send us homework.

>>5342996
>men were only gay because they had been raped as children and their fathers abandoned them

Yeah, same here. When gay marriage became legal here, our teacher tired to explain us that a table will always be a table even if we want to call it a chair. I'm still not sure what he meant with that.

>>5342999

>1
It's both naïve and silly, but is a fair idea. But I think you're putting too much emphasis on 'first time' rather than 'best time', or 'most meaningful'.

>2
You will need to prepare, yes, unless you want shit dick. You can't practice, really, only experience and communication with your partner can make you better at sex.

>3
Dating apps / online are the most reliable ways. Outside of that you can go to gay bars / LGBT clubs / events etc or you can just put yourself in a situation where you meet a lot of new people with who you share common interests. Joining a sports team or going to an art class... for example.

>4
Self-confidence. You'll realise it's not a big deal, if you haven't already.

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>>5343000
I just wanted some johnnie walker for nostalgia reasons, don't ask

I've been drinking pretty heavily ever since I quit doing stimulants, it's the only way I can relax
>>5343005
I like this one

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>>5343012
also why does it have tits

>>5343035
Sort of. I worked at a hotel for some time.

I never worshipped any cocks there but some older guys were really generous with the tips.

>>5343016

ive done it before

>>5343017

Okay. as a bottom how can i prepare?
And is it ok to go to clubs alone?

>>5343036
i'd expect that from a catholic school
but it really chaps my hide that he could get away with teaching that shit at public school
i know there was one other gay guy in the class with me too

>>5342999
>4) What are the benefits of not being a virgin?
The faster you realise how pointless sex is, the faster you'll grow as a person.

>>5343043

Do you WANNA be a butler for a handsome young man with a nice cock?

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>>5343042
I don't think they are tits, unless I really didnt notice that I was working with a female avatar instead of a male one.

The all look either androgynous (like you) or feminine anyway.

>>5343032
That's a shame. Is it still online somewhere?

>>5343005
I used to be all about vodka at your age. I'd polish off one of those cheap plastic gallon containers in a weed end/party. To be quite honest I'm not sure how I didn't' dive of alcohol poisoning or liver failure.

>>5343044
>how can i prepare?
well make sure you're clean and stretched.
I can't really give an in dept explanation, but you have the power of the internet in your hands.
>is it ok to go to clubs alone?
Yes, but I'd advise company.

>>5343053
no idea
it was a few months ago and got like 0 traction
i remember him trying to push it a lot though, but i don't remember the url

>>5343056

i took it down as a favour to rugby. He thought it would "make gaygen into reddit"

>>5343040
I've never had it

>>5343054
>a weed end/party
>not sure how I didn't' dive of alcohol poisoning
are you drunk now?

>>5343040
i got some of that when i went to Poland

>>5343048
I-I don't think so...

>>5343060
>are you drunk now?
No. But this codine cough syrup is pretty grate.

>>5343056
>>5343044
>Google "bottoming for dummies"
>2nd result points to University of California, Santa Barbara

http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/article/how-be-better-bottom-guide-gay-and-curious-men

>>5343066

After you polish my spear, I'll play with yours.

I mean, if you can handle mine that is.

I'll blow you so hard when you cum you'll feel like Princess Diana.

>>5343068
codeine is shit
get some better stuff then we'll talk, little buddy

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>>5343051
Uh huh...

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>>5343034
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/calle-borjesson-quentin

Is that guy okay? :(
He is cute.

>>5343074
Don't take me lightly because I stutter a bit
You don't need to speak to suck dick

>I'll blow you so hard when you cum you'll feel like Princess Diana.

hopefully not like after the car crash

>>5343072
ok?

>>5343085

that's exactly what I mean

when you cum you'll feel absolutely smashed

>>5343090
T-thank you, sir

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>tfw still not dead

anyone want to break into my house and murder the shit out of me

>>5343110
it'll cost you

>>5343112
i'll leave a stack on the kitchen table

>>5343112
I think if i wanted to pay someone to kill me i'd choose someone who i couldn't overpower by accident in my sleep

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I'm about to go have sex. Just felt like bragging a little to hype myself up. See you fags in a bit.

>>5343087
I wasn't expecting a university to bother advising the public on the practicalities of anal sex. The guide seems well made though.

>>5343120
please die on your way back

>>5343110
man, killing random people is such a drag

how about you invite me over and we'll talk about it over a cup of tea? I'd rather murder someone I know a bit better

>>5343123
>I wasn't expecting a university to bother advising the public on the practicalities of anal sex.
If only you knew.

>>5343120
have fun!

>>5343123
you know those collegiates, bunch of deviants

i think buzzfeed did an illustrated guide to bottoming with a porn star a while ago

>>5343100

that's what you'll say after I destroy that butt

>>5343120
Oh, nice, we're gonna have a greentext in roughly 2 minutes then

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>>5343123
>he thinks that American """""education"""" is anything but a plot to have sex and get fancy credentials

>>5343125
good idea, there will be no way you won't want to kill me after getting to know me

Everyday I wake up I get reminded that my penis is small and that im useless.

Hey guys!

Has anything interesting happened while i was away?

>>5343150
the world is still a nightmare and every human effort is for nothing

>>5343141
it's settled then! I have to warn you though, I'm a terrible person as well

where you at bb, and what's your preferred method of getting killed? I was thinking of death by acid bath, it's clean, painful and hardly traceable

>>5343162
i was thinking you could just use my gun, that way it won't make my family as sad as killing myself would

just make it look real

>>5343110
Why not sell your soul to me?

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dont worry guys these people have it all figured out

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>>5343078
It might have nothing to do with the codeine. The fever might just be baking my brain.

>little buddy
tfw family and friend used to call me "little Ann"

>>5343174
either don't have one or it's worthless

>>5343168
but I don't want to get caught. a gun makes a terrible amount of noise

what if I overdose you with something like fentanyl, lock you in a freezer so you don't start to smell, and then dissolve your remains with acid?

>>5343190
whatever works man

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>>5343190
can I get laid with you before you off yourself?

How do I make my bulge more noticeable?

I'm a grower, not a shower.

>>5343207
Stuff a sock down there?

>>5343207
dickpouch undies
they're more comf too tbqh

>>5343183
>either don't have one
Only one way to find out.
>or it's worthless
Doesn't matter.

Just sign the form and get it over with.

>>5343215

Are those one of those things you gotta order online or can you find 'em at Walmart?

>>5343207

compression shorts, boxer shorts

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>>5343205
nah

>>5343216

>>5343215
That does sound comfortable.

>I almost googled "dickpouch undies" at work

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>>5343226
Good.

>>5343233
so do i get an xbox, do you kill me, or what

Hey guess what turns out there are dick-steroids

http://imgur.com/a/GjbVr

>>5343240
>do i get an xbox, do you kill me
Well you'll definitely die, I can assure you that.
The xbox requires more work.

>>5343244
I'll take badly done Photoshop for 100

>>5343255
those are actually real. fuckloads of saline injections. permanently flaccid.

>>5343255
Or he injected it with silicone and it doesn't work anymore

>>5343255

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=461_1360105026

>>5343222
>>5343231
lol
all the trendy gay underwear companies do it
i'm pretty sure it's all andrew christian makes anymore

>>5343260
>permanently flaccid.
So now you can only bottom while having an enormous penis.
Now what has actually been the point of that?

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>>5343266
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=461_1360105026

>>5343267

Yeah, but where do they sell them that isn't online?

Do ya think a sex store would have it?

>>5342884
The butt doesn't count either

Gay dudes are most def 100% virgin wizards

See Gandalf

>>5343276
maybe
i know ac has physical stores here but idk about anywhere else

>>5343271
I wouldn't necessarily trust a man who's ready to inject silicone or salt into his dick to make rational decisions

>>5343285
True dat.

Quick survey, dudes.

>Length + Girth
>Happy with your dick?
>top or bottom?

>>5343289

5.6x5.5

Happy with it, but only b/c im a versebottom. I think if i was a pure top i would be more insecure

Versebottom

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how do you guys like my sweet undercut?

>>5343289
7x5.5
yes
top

>>5343289
something like 6 x 5.25

couldn't be bothered to care

neither

>>5343289
6.5 length I don't remember girth I think it was 5 or so
yes
top mostly

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>>5343294

man that face would look so much better with this haircut instead

>>5343289
>>Length + Girth
20 cm + don't know

>>Happy with your dick?
Yes, but I doubt the dick is happy with me, due to the ongoing shortage of boipussi

>>top or bottom?
Top/vers

>>5343294
thank you for making your undesirability more visible

>>5343289

8" x 6.5"
no
Vers but mostly top

>>5343289

5.1 inches
no
bottom

>>5343289
>Length
6 inch or something?
>Happy
I wouldn't be sad with a bit extra length.
Happier with my dick than with my body/face though
>top or bottom
Vers.

>>5343289
4 inches

>>5343289
15-17 cm depending on horniness x 13 cm
Yeah
Side

>>5343289
>Length + Girth
13
>Happy with your dick?
It's alright.
>top or bottom?
Top

>>5343304
>>5343300
>>5343295

unlikely

probability of 3/7 respondents being in the 98th percentile is 0.00025826308

>>5343321
>15-17
>>5343323
>13

What's that in freedom units?

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>>5343294
every thread

>>5343289
15x10

>>5343325

cry about it

>>5343328
lol Length+girth is about 13 inches.

>>5343331

I just dont want >>5343289 to get a false impression of reality because of your estatting and then get all depressed or whatever.

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>>5343329

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what is this underwear called?

should i quit my job and live on savings until i'm homeless y/n

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>>5343294
get a better haircut and stop meming
also shave
Hey guys, what do you think? How bad/good is my face?

>>5343352
fag rags

>>5343359

<18

>>5343365
I'm 23.

>>5343365
You have to be over 18 to be in the navy.
>>5343369
What are you doing in the military?

>>5343359
u look like you're 16. If you're going for twink look you got it kid

>>5343352
it says "andrewchristian" right on it

I knew you gays are retarded but at least try to not be illiterate

>>5343369
23 year old bitch

>>5343356
if your goal is homelessness why not just quit your job and give me all your savings instead

>>5343371

cadets sonny

>>5343294

Wrong shaped head for that haircut - your hairdresser is a moron and you have terrible taste.

>>5343369

Can you inspect my privates, sarge?

>>5343379
>tfw no sludge sugar daddy

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>>5343356
But why?

>>5343372
raise s t a n d a r d s

>>5343379
because i don't care about you

>>5343359
btw how bad are the circles under my eyes?

Should I use concealer to hide them?

>>5343395

they make you look like you seen some shit

visually inspect my firearm sir

>>5343388
good way to establish point of no return

>>5343400
can I have a serious answer pls?

But I am glad you seem to like me, I always thought I was below average, at most average looking.

>>5343404
You look good they are always mean to people who aren't tripfags.

>>5343404

You're pretty cute

the bags really aren't that noticeable

like I said you just look like you've seen some shit in combat rather than looking tired

>>5343395
you should get a mask to conceal your face

>>5343386
ew
i need a sugar daddy
i have no interest in being one
speaking of which this guy was all "i'm gonna get you some presents off your wishlist" and it was like aw yay
he bought me records even though it specifically said get a record player first
baka

>>5343407
no people who arent trips are usually ugly

>>5343404

>below average, at most average looking

Nah you're cute. With the right body you'd be hot (you might already have it under that uniform). Don't sweat the small stuff OP.

Would date / 10.

>>5343419

>OP
anon*

>>5343359
4.5/10

>>5343416
You guys hugbox every trip.

>>5343433
like who
ugly trips like wiz, or dante get abused too.

>>5343289
>7x5.5
>yes
>bottom

>>5343443
Ugly trips hugboxed
Horror hitler booger maki that guy that spams that fashion model irish all the femgenners etc

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Am I good looking enough to pass as human

>>5343450
fuck off

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How do I stop hating myself, feeling shame, like a failure, etc, for being a faggot?

>>5343454

oh

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>>5343450
You remind me of the babyface guy in the /fa/ meetup, but actually now half-way grown up.

And you look super gay.

>>5343449
>maki
yeah he got hugboxed so hard he left

>>5343458
sounds like it's time for therapy

>>5343458
i've been wondering this for 16 years

>>5343461

Is that a good thing

>>5343449
Bugger's cute. Hitler's cute too if you're into the excessively androgynous look.

>>5343483
>booger

>>5343458
>stop
Why ignore the truth?

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>>5343450
yeah, looking good mate

>>5343359
quite attractive I would say

can you tell me if there is hope for me?

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>>5343461

>/fa/ meetup
>calls someone else super gay

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>>5343359
slavs? in my /gaygen/?

anyway, you look about average but you could be seriously handsome if there was some way to make your facial features more pronounced. your face is so round and soft it's nothing special

I'd date you for sure unless you have some serious character flaw
>>5343450
fetal alcoholic syndrome.jpg

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>>5343494
3/10

sorry but you look ugly as fuck, looks like you fucked up your ears

>>5343494
no hope
>>5343497
/fa/ meetup? are there pics

>>5343501
>I'd date you for sure unless you have some serious character flaw
t-thanks ;_;

>>5343404
If I were your age I'd hit you up

>>5343522
is the problem that you're older or younger than me?

>>5343390
I don't even like twinks b r e h I was just saying he looks like one

>>5343450
you look like a dyke

>>5343450
Cute. You have warm eyes & smile, I like it.

Is there anybody here from Michigan?

>>5343527
Older.

>>5343551
313 niggaaaaa

>>5343551
yeah

>>5343294
me desu

>>5343551
go outside and ask someone. you'll get better results.

>>5343551
/Europe/

>>5343556
Lel christmas Hitler' near me.

>>5343557
Wanna fug?

>>5343571
>Wanna fug?
lol, straight to the point

but I'd be lying if I didn't want to.
(I'm still a virgin, I hope thats not a problem)

>>5343551

surrey

>>5343510
hey, no sweat Ivan. I was really mirin' your camo getup, keep the macho thing going strong and you have no trouble getting in some qt's pants.
>>5343494
>plugs
>dumb hairdo
>fat cheeks
uhh... at least you got nice lips

>>5343571
I'm Hitler, not christmas hitler

>>5343579
Im a virgin also.
What area code?

>>5343592
Lol wanna hang out no fuggin?

>>5343584
>I was really mirin' your camo getup, keep the macho thing going strong and you have no trouble getting in some qt's pants.
I don't really like to be macho, I prefer it if someone else is in charge so to say.

>>5343597
>What area code?
517

Go ahead and create a grindr with a picture of an old guy, doesn't matter if he's hot looking or somewhat dirty and gross.

Fucking watch the messages come through like a flood. Holy fuck I'm actually sincerely surprised how many people are into daddies.

>>5343605

(they want money)

>>5343605
>Holy fuck I'm actually sincerely surprised how many people are money-grubbing sluts.
FT4U.

>>5343583
Post more butts surrey-anon.

>>5343597
>Lol wanna hang out no fuggin?
probably not

>>5343606
>>5343607
Nope, not one has asked for money.

Not one.

>>5343610
why not? I'm not into you desu

>>5343603
Were actually kind of close...

>>5343605
Screenshots of convos please

>>5343613
you are so innocent

I'm glad you dont how it works

>>5343621
So they'll ask for money once they get there?

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>>5343618
D-do you still want to meet up? Maybe chat first?

>>5343624
You are so oblivious, it's cute.

It really is an open secret sort of, in the exact same way when you see hot girls being with old men. You just know that she is in it for the money.

>>5343627
Yeah for sure.
We don't have to fug or nothing im just playing. What do you look like?

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>>5343627
>>5343618
Make it so.

>>5343636
>What do you look like?

>>5343557
same guy
>>5343294

>>5343633
>You are so oblivious, it's cute.
Well, yeah, I am.

But I don't see how that would work, surely if they were in it for the money they'd say that instead of 'I'll come round now?".

>>5343642
ewww
then no

>>5343640
that's disgusting

>>5343642
Only if you get a haircut looks horrible

>>5343645
>>5343649
FML ;_;

>Only if you get a haircut looks horrible
Oh yeah, I'm thinking about whether its better to grow it or shave it all down to the same lenght first of all.

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>>5343598
it's still all good

most guys I've had were more macho than I, it makes me hard dominating guys twice my size clad in army gear

sissy shit is ass

>>5343640
>pic
relationship goals

is it time to post pics and rate eachother?

>>5343644
<3

you are pretty cute anon, I'll tell you about how the world works when we both lie together cuddling in bed

>>5343652
i >>5343645
wasnt the guy talking to you before. i was just trolling you, sorry.

>>5343654
your goal is to be a fat, gross faggot?

>>5343664
And I was actually trolling you. That guy looks disgusting lmao

(I one-upped you, breh)

>>5343672
>(I one-upped you, breh)
maybe

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>>5343647
Your existence disgusts me.

>monthly Facebook friend purge
>remove fuckboy from facebook I got in bed with but he was too pussy to bottom
>get a friend request from him a few days later

>>5343662
You're being a dick now.

:-(

I don't understand how the world works at all.

>>5343644
i'm sure there are lots of young guys with no standards on grindr
but there's also lots of escorts and clients on it too
if you're young and moderately cute, you'll be hit up by old guys offering you cash fairly often
(at least around here)

>>5343677

>Decline it
>Wait for the self-entitled faggotry in your inbox

The most fun that can be had on facebook and I'm not exaggerating.

>>5343679
>You're being a dick now.
Oh I am a dick now?
You are such a delicate soft little flower, I'll make sure to be careful around you ... or not, grow a spine :^)

>>5343685
Lol I was teasing but thanks for having a whinge.

>>5343676
see:
>>5343669

>>5343682
>tfw no old sludge offering me cash fairly often

>>5343688
>Lol I was teasing but thanks for having a whinge.
Getting uppity boy?
I'm going to have to spank that out of you.

>>5343690
sludge is old
nigga is like 35 years old

>>5343659

gee i hope not

>>5343693
47 a c t u a l l y

>>5343682
>you'll be hit up by old guys offering you cash fairly often
Only ever been offered money and stuff a handful of times.

I think a lot here have no standards (like a mate of mine, bit shocked about him really. Gays...)

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>>5343696
gib money and i might let you touch me

>>5343695
r u ugly

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>>5343696
I suddenly don't fee so old anymore.

>>5343704

no but i already posted like 15 pics in the last 2 days and i cba to take more

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>>5343696

Why are you on 4chan....

>>5343705
>>5343709

hes joking you old fat bastard

sludge is like 24 I think

>>5343707
repost one then, let me judge you

>>5343705
How old are you?

>>5343715
see
>>5338371

>>5343705
>>5343709
i know gg has a high turnover rate but geez

>>5343703
>paying
>for a member of a yugoslavian ukiyo-e board

>>5343710
27

>>5343716
>>5343710
Older then Sludge apparently.

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>>5343726

>mfw ann skellington is 28 and still a virgin

haw haw

>>5343722
oh i thought a face pic
you're that dick blanket guy...

>>5343734
he told me he is actually 35 on skype

>>5343734
i'm pretty sure he was talking about how the first time he fucked his wife in the ass she bled

>>5343726
>>5343710
>24
d-do i really look that old!?
i'm 23.

>>5343747

gay virgin though

Youse are all old as shit

Whose young and pure at 18

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>>5343740

h-how am I a dick?

what did i do to hurt you?

>>5343754
tfw old

>>5343754
i'm 24 and have given up completely

do i count

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>>5343754

>tfw completely pure at 18

i really need to get laid...

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>>5343754
>tfw 19 and virgin

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blimey, the russians dont fuck around when it comes to hostage situations

>>5343754
31 here

>>5343770

kinda creepy t b h

you shouldnt be on 4chan past 30 imo

>>5343768
>"vladmir, the terrorist gamburger-funded terrorists are threatening to kill the hostages!"
>"you see ivan, they can't kill the hostages if we just blow the hostages up first, call in the tanks"

>>5343768
why can't we have shit like that in the US

>>5343770
hey daddy

>>5343759
Yes
>>5343762
Yeah mate give into lust
>>5343765
Toooldforme
>>5343770
Aww bless

>>5343775

>why cant we have special forces who indiscriminately shoot up buildings full of children with tank cannons

u wot m8

>>5343762
>>5343765
you'll realize very abruptly just how overvalued and inflated the idea of sex is once you start having it

get a hobby

>>5343734
Gettin older by the minute.

>>5343747
>first time he fucked his wife in the ass she bled
Good times.

>>5343756
Don't worry Surrey. You can be my dick blanket. lol

>>5343775
what is waco siege for $100, alex

>>5343770

Post daddypussy

>>5343783
exciting shit, not this "only 28 casualties" sandy hook garbage

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>>5343787
That.

>>5343772
My dad goes on 4chan and he's like 47
He goes on pol and r9k abd hates moot for ruining his Christmas when moot keked pol last year

>>5343772
Been here since 05, there has always been a large age gap on 4chan. No age limit, you'll get it one day.
>>5343779
Please no

>>5343800
that's very autistic desu

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>>5343768
don't forget about that theater situation where Spetsnaz just gassed them all, terrorists and civilians alike

strength > civility tbqh

>>5343790
yeah but that's old news. something new.

>>5343802
face it, you're a daddy now
might as well embrace it

my hair keeps generating dandruff and i have no clue what to do about it

i don't want to wash my hair again because too much shampoo is gonna fuck it up while i try to grow it out

>>5343809
I hate the daddy thing, I don't even like much age difference.

>>5343819

get some head and shoulders or some shit