/mtfg/ - sexual orientation poll edition

>tfw no anyone

:c

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http://strawpoll.me/6175552/r

>>5339903
what poll? u fucking moron

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I want to have sex.

>>5339919
Harsh

>>5339916
Grills are gross desu

>>5339849

wherever the puush.me servers are
also whether skype keeps their transferring hardware
also on some of my friends' harddrives

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OP fucked up, here's the poll:

http://strawpoll.me/6175552/

>>5339919
>king moron
yes. =( i post it in the reply with the image of fallout. :(

>>5339925
iktf

>>5339926
lel, I wasn't trying to be harsh but if someone is making the thread they need to do it right

>>5339919
>calls someone a moron
>spells "you" like a preschooler

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Thread Poll:

http://strawpoll.me/6179659

>>5339929
>http://strawpoll.me/6175552/
overwhelming majority are bi so far, who saw that one coming

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>tfw not agp

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i'm a idiot. someone wants to cuddle me. :@

>>5339930
You mean the image of Veronica? The same Veronica that bitched about getting a dress the entire game and yet will not equip one when given to her is that the same fucking veronica we are talking about? I wanted to take that power fist of hers and jam it down here lying lesbian throat.

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it's cute tho

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>>5339908
>tfw agp

is anyone here cozy? whats it like?

>>5339929
Wow, it's like that question was never asked before with the exact same results.

>>5339952
Its nice actually. I am wrapped in a goose down blanket and its almost about to snow outside.

>>5339960
You live in southern California. Shut the fuck up.

>>5339952
no but I ordered some pajamas and fluffy socks and new pillows and duvet

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>tfw despair

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>>5339947
Steven Stone is my waifu. I collect all his cards.

>>5339960
>tfw 'Straya and it's 30 something Celsius.

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>>5339953
It's not my poll bby, I know most posters here are biscum.

>>5339964
I live in the mountains though and its about to have a light dusting of snow. Its been freezing all week here.

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>>5339952
time for bed

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What's the most qt haircolor for a girl to dye to?
I vote for teal.

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>>5339949
fuck the brotherhood of steel
>pic related

>>5339972
>tfw 26c and im cold

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>>5339968
but also an erection.

>>5339979
Teal, soft pink, and copper red

>>5339979
I thought you would have been against unnatural hair colours

>>5339981
I boycotted fallout 4, they dumbed the series down so more retards would buy it so its dead to me.

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>>5339987
Excellent taste, those are my faves too.

>>5339994
How did you boycott it when you supposedly had an early copy of it...

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>>5339999
nice repeating numbers

>>5339952
It's like wearing sweat pants with a puppy in a warm bath

>>5339979
gray/white because the only qts are blue eyed and green eyed.

>>5339999
>Kayla telling the truth

First for I wanna see Circe's porn tbqh

>>5339912
Yes

>>5339908
I'm not

>>5339662
hope so, some people were saying they doubted that much could be removed :P but what do they know

>>5339927
literal mental illness

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>>5339986
>tfw no blini

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>>5339999
>believing kayla

>>5339999
I didn't though. I don't have the money for yet another console or a pc that can handle gaming so fuck it, I will spend my time playing retro games. I ordered a used copy of Kirby Crystal shards for my N64 and I can't wait till it gets here.

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>>5339987
are u gonna dye pink or copper??

>>5339979
idk lots of colors, I like purple and violets I guess

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>>5340012

>>5340006
>tfw never truly got my hair to white and have blue/green eyes
;-; I have to try again when my hair is less damaged

>>5339984
Go outside maybe?

>>5339984
>tfw 10c and rainfall levels of 70mm predicted over the weekend
I just want some light snow ;_;

>>5339854
Can I have the original of this image please.

>>5340017
I'm torn between the two atm. I'm leaning more towards pink desu

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>>5340031

>>5340010

All you have to do is gain my trust.
.. and also be my friend on skype because while I'll willingly plaster it on gif, no way I'm sharing it on /mtfg/

>>5340037
Thank you

>>5340005
>>5340014
KEK

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>>5340010

>>5340025
The wind is really chilly for some reason

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>>5340026

snow is great the first 2 weeks but the last 6 months are what kill it for me.

>>5339993
Why would I be? Haircolor diversity is neato as fuck, especially if you got boring brown or black, blonde and red stands good on it's own.

>>5340017
Purple is QT too.

>>5340015
You showed a fucking picture of it...

>>5340044
WHAT IS HAPPENNINGGGGGGGGGG

>>5340041
I go to gif all the time and never seen no Circe booty.

>>5340041
fair
I already have some relatively well-known tumblr users' private vids what they've never shared with *anybody* before except me 'cause they have tens of thousands of followers and use their real names etc. so I guess that's a start for the trust thing but I'm way too autistic for internet skype friends so far, maybe when I stop having the mind of a child I'll be able to handle that

>>5340054

I'm just saying I would, not that I do.
Although probably not now after mentioning it here.

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>>5340053
femininity

>>5340062
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY

>>5340061
Eh it probably would be pretty bland/run of the mill anyway.

>>5340059

That answer was way more real and heart-felt than I was expecting
Uhm, wow, yeah, ok
Whenever you feel up to it, I guess.
<3 ?

>>5340048
Yeah, 2 weeks would be more than enough, I'd even be happy with 2 days of it desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJyo1fjtNw4

thread music

>>5340062
Ahahahaha

>>5340032
yeh, I liked pink when u asked before ^^

it would be pretty qt I think!!

>>5340044
get with the times, grandpa. the facial hair is mostly gone, at least reduced to shadow level.

reminder again- Magic Shave is the fucking dog's bollocks, every pre-laser tranny here needs to buy it right now

[spoiler]I had to leave it on for double the supposed max. time for it to work but aside from that, awesome[/spoiler]

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>>5339854
I'm not gonna lie here. This shit is fucking creepy.

>>5340073
post pic?

>>5340062
>This is the face that represents us to many people.
I'll see you all in 2075 when all hons have been killed off and actual acceptance will start to happen.

>>5340078
>tfw will probably die around that time

>>5340073
Stop calling people trannies you absolute cunt

>>5340068
groovy desu

>>5340073
You've pushed the minimum start time of laser out to roughly 3 months from now by using that, just so you know

>>5340074
almost as creepy as you saving pictues of anna's grandparents

>>5340089
That's just her internet persona anon, which she's totally behind now

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>>5340089
Lol what?
Sorry you're confusing me with someone else.

>>5340074
I wish we had a spooky suicide forest here in Australia that I could use but the crows and everything else would eat the bodies and there'd only be bones left
>tfw you suicide in the bush
>tfw someone finds your bones
>tfw police announce the discovery of a male skeleton

>>5340067

Most of it, yeah
We end up taking a lot of, like "about to" shorts
and most of the videos are are blowjobs or me getting played with
Turns out, spoilers, really hard to take pictures or record anything when you're having sex

A few good ones here and there, tho
But like, ngl, looooooooooots of boring or unusable ones

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Who here /makeamericagreatagain/?

>>5340086
what? why? my skin seems pretty resilient to this stuff anyway, left it on for twice the normal time as I said and had practically zero irritation

>>5340081
triggered much?

>>5340077
http://pasteboard.
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it's designed for black men so it seems it doesn't remove red or blonde hairs, which are what you can see are left in those pics there, but I can just use an electric trimmer on those
never touching a razor again tbqh

>>5340116
thats kinda awesome

>>5340116
Kill yourself. You are an embarrassment to humanity.

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there everyone happy now?? >.>;;

>>5340105
the main things that seem to be difficult are positioning the camera, and lighting
some of the folks I've talked to who are best at it use multiple cameras, more coverage

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I think I'm gonna quit my job. Hi everyone.

>>5340116
Because it removes the hair from the root and you need hair to exist in a certain stage of growth in order to laser it off. Which is about 3 months from the point where it starts growing at the root.

>>5340123
>fantasizing about being prepubescent girls

transbians pls fuck off

>>5340123
anon in the house

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>>5340109
I am, spiritually since I dont live in USA and cant vote.
But I'm hoping trump wins.

>>5340123
Aww
I'm not in it

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>>5339835
>It's honestly a good idea
Over nine billion hours in inkscape.

>>5340116
Wash your face, fucking hell

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>>5340123
God you are creepy kira

>>5340129
except that it only seems to remove it down to shadow level on me, if I run my hand across my neck I can still feel it, when I totally razor shave it takes about 3 weeks to grow out to about 1cm in length so idk where you're getting your numbers from

>>5340128
would cuddle with/10

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I want to have sex and human interaction.

>>5340128
why are both of your eyes looking in different directions?

>>5340129
It doesn't really affect the root unless you rub it in, all it does it melt the hair it touches. I've used something similar and you could still see the roots

>>5340138
Isnt that basically omegle tho?

>>5340123
I wish I was a cool, popular trip that people wanted to be friends with or ship.

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I did it, Christmas is going to be fun this year. New games are 4 losers.

>>5340147
same ;-;

>>5340123
why is anon in it twice
also
>me invading Anna's personal space and making her feel awkward
this is accurate to real life
and if I ever did meet up with anyone here it would be certain that I would be the biggest sperglord they've ever met/make them feel uncomfortable as I sob audibly about being twice the size of them

>>5340123
Yes and I love the attention to detail naming the panda hiro

>>5340142
if you're referring to my nose, those aren't blackheads, the pores are just stretched from when I did have them as a teen
my browbone is even worse for it

>>5340155
its me and the other anon

>>5340144
You're one to talk...

>>5340144
looks like the caveman is back to his old self. gonna call mercury a nigger next?

>>5340152
so when are you moving out, if you have all that money?

>>5340149
Oh, I didn't put it in the picture but it was (sorta) mentioned before, like this would only match people on one campus.
That way you could actually meet them (unlike omegle which is worldwide).

>>5340151
>wanting to be part of something creepy
You need to have a certain level of autism

>>5340158
You make me sick

>>5340148
i am a bug

>>5340135
>I dont live in USA
all posts from here on out are discarded unless you just admit to being trans.

>>5340164
none of your business lol

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>>5340152
>buying games

>>5340164
he's never moving out

>>5340174
Noelle and Kayla sitting in a tree

>>5340152
>Kirby 64

This game was the best but why are you getting the edited version of OoT?

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>>5340167
>>5340149
Fixed it.

>>5340160
Go on....

>>5340162
Sorry I insulted your cartoons anon.

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>>5340173
I'd move to USA if I could but your country only wants illegal brown mexicans it seems.
Pic related is what you could have instead.

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>>5340123
damn too late

>>5340189
why does he have mongol eyes?

finnish genes?

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Will someone be my girlfriend and help me come out of my shell and help me have a purpose to achieve something in life pls?

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>>5340189
Soon Cartman

>>5340190
gotta be fast desu

>>5340192
sure anon

>>5340187
>cartoons
Now you've done it angie, weeb rage inc

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>>5340191
I think he has sami genes, probably someone from Norrland.

>>5340194
HELL YEH

>>5340192
We can help each other.

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>>5340183
I am fine with the version I bought. I never played a zelda game before and I heard I should start here.

>>5340177
yeah so?

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>>5340192
Can we be unhealthily codependent on each other?

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>>5340198
CARTOONS

>>5340203
Why buy something that you can get for free

Super fucking transbian desu.

>Old lady recognized my self harm scars on my arm for what they are.
> gets all quiet and apologizes for if she embarrassed me.

>>5340200
Why is Sweden so PC these days?
Nice trip code btw

>>5340170
sorry, I have that effect on some people

>>5340181
M T F G, A G P!

>>5340210
>replying to yourself

>>5340211
;_;

(You) btw

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>>5340190
fixed

>>5340208
code pendant???

elanna do u want to make shmup w/ me??

u can do the progmmin and I can help do design and stuff >.>;;

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>>5340201
Tell me how!

>>5340208
Yes please that would be ideal.

>>5340203
Tbh the edits are minimal but it was the right choice. It's pretty much the quintessential LoZ game.

>>5340210
>Why buy something that you can get for free
sorry, I am not a thief and I prefer to play on my actual console rather than computer.

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>>5340208
>tfw u always get super dependent in relationships
>tfw ur partner never does

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>>5340220
I want the same thing as you. We can both work together to achieve this, in a loving manner.

>>5340214
you don't need to blush.

>>5340222
You just try so hard to be something. I dont know what your goal is but man your posts just reek of it. Edgy maybe?

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>>5340221
kewl then. I wish I had someone to play it with because like I said I never played a zelda game before.

>>5340148
Happens to me too, but i have astigmatism in my left eye and its ever so slightly off centre so when i look at stuff up close i look retarded

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>>5340211
>self harm
Seriously

>>5340222
Only idiots pay for something that is free.
>but mah console

>>5340244
>free
you mean stolen

>>5340231
what?

>>5340244
whats got the caveman's loincloth in a twist this time? more people on soc agreeing that you're ugly?

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>>5340227
That picture doesnt convey cuteness though. I need anime girls to represent my emotions.

>>5340126
>tfw ur partner is a rlly good photographer from her sense of lighting and stuff

>>5340189
the mexicans probably work harder than neet swede-keks

>>5340208
>tfw

>>5340211
wut does that have to do with who u fuck?
I'm sorry about your marks, I hope ur not still self-harming

>>5340219
Being real for a second, I do actually want to make a shmup. Probably not in the immediate future, but when I'm done school. You'll be the first I contact if looking for a team for shmups dev ^^

>>5340220
OK, but like, just so you know I'm kinda clingy.

>>5340226
iktf

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>tfw you will never be a real bunnygirl

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>>5340253
oh uhhhh
What about this?

>>5340212
>Why is Sweden so PC these days?
It's the direction society is going in general, Sweden is just ahead of the curve. Which is why I pity americans naive enough to push for the same path we are going.

>>5340254
>the mexicans probably work harder than neet swede-keks
Except they're mostly criminals, and I aint a neet.

>>5340255
o-oh okies... I have lots of shmup experience o.o;;

>>5340249
>believing that an idea or number can be property

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>>5340255
I-I'll cling back ok? Why do you have to be in Canada ;~;

>>5340264
Yeah you're right
I was told not to say the word "abo" because it's not politcally correct, once.

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>>5340257
>tfw never gonna be a real monster girl
;~;

>>5340255
Can I help with the shmup?

>>5340263
pls -_-

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>>5340263
Much better Kuppz.

>tfw you are always too negative for people to want to talk to you

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This character was modeled off a transgender person and they didn't totally shill/exploit that fact.

>>5340264
>tfw partner is mexican/italian
wow she must be a secret super-criminal or something!

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>>5340273
>tfw you'll never be a real girl
T_T

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>>5340286
>tfw Yenn was modeled after me
I wish ;~:

>>5340273
Ear, tail and wing surgery when

>>5340287
No wonder you're so butthurt you racemixer.

>>5340286
Yeah it's pretty insane, I didn't even realise she was trans from her picture either.

>>5340292
Ciri actually is modeled after me.

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>>5340250
>defending self-harm and or defending Kayla's stupid antics

>>5340267
I know ^^ tis why you're number one on the list

>>5340270
;~; because fate is a cruel mistress

>>5340276
Fuck yes ^^

>>5340307
Do you have green eyes too?

>>5340311
:3
I still need to finish one of my games from 2011. I should really get to that.

>>5340315
i wish i had green eyes but i got the knockoff muddy green instead

>>5340308
u don't need to like defend self harm to show compassion for people who do self-harm

>>5340315
no, I have blue eyes unfortunately. And I'm not white haired.

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Time to go distract myself from soul crushing loneliness with some video games. If anyone wants a gf come find me pls.

>>5340286
>you will never be a sorceress and give yourself a real vagina and complete female reproduction system
why live
>you will never have srs let alone a real vagina
seriously why even live

>>5340311
yippie!!! ^^;;

>>5340292
trip on ricky

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>tfw if you had supportive parents you would have transitioned before high school and experienced an almost normal female adolescence

> but instead you are are forced to create a shell of pseudo-masculinity so dad doesn't kick the shit out of you for being such a fag

>tfw no real personality as a result
>tfw male puberty
>tfw no hrt and still at home
>tfw everything is wrong


who else /broken/?
right now I just want to curl up into a ball and not exist anymore.

>>5340328
Damn, at least you look like Ciri otherwise!

>>5340340
same fore everything minus the no hrt part

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>>5340286
>tfw you will never reenact the cinderella story with geralt for one romantic evening
JDIMSA

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>>5340352

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>>5340324
I can't show compassion for selfharm.
Why show compassion for someone who hurts themselves?
Honestly that person should go to a hospital.

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>tfw your mom buys you lube

>>5340317
Iktf, I really need to actually get started on remaking an application that I was working on around that point (and lost the source code for).

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>>5340380
what

>>5340380
>>tfw your mom buys you lube
hot...did you use it on her yet?

>>5340379
stream it faggot

>>5340379
where is the stream?

>>5340379
u don't need to show compassion for the the harm, just show compassion for the person, trying to get them to seek help would be an example or just hearing out their issues

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>>5340380

>>5340380
>tfw your mom buys you lube
I don't want to know this feel

>>5340379
I don't see the stream link

why do so many people make out that AGP is a bad thing? before I was just a gross guy, now I get turned on whenever I see myself in the mirror or feel my own skin etc., as long as you don't give a shit what other people think this is an awesome life

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Thoughts? How many of you does this describe?

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>>5340384
Like, my parents take care of the toiletries and they know I need it for dilations and stuff so every once in awhile it's like "oh we bought you some lube today!"
It has never gotten less awkward.

>>5340385
No

>>5340399
>.<

>>5340379
Idk, I think it's about understanding the reasons why people self harm, and the fact that it's addictive. It's a coping mechanism just like any other.

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>>5340380
Mother-daughter incest when?

>>5340397
honestly I think they should kill themselves if they're going to be that much of a pussy

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>>5340407
>dilations
Uh, what is it like desu?

>>5340386
>>5340396
What?

>>5340397
I've tried to help people and I get ignored
Fuck them

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>>5340400

>>5340407
>for dilations
Oh. That sounds really tedious. Want some help?

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>>5340408
>i'm sorry you're single elanna
>maybe i could be your boyfriend tonight

>>5340407
O-ohh well thats not so weird then

>>5340413
damn angie, you are going hard in the paint tonight

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Hey there mtfg! What did you girls have for lunch today? Pic related for me. I cooked tamales with benas and rice covered in spicy cheese and ground meat

>>5340423
Looks nice
I just had noodles in a cup

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>>5340400

>>5340423
Pizza and a few coronas

WHOOOOOO my partner's home!
I'm gonna snuggle her SO hard!

>>5340409
so le edgy

>>5340412
some people are rlly resistant to help but for some it can make all the difference

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>>5340421
You tried kayla.
Here's a free (you)

>>5340408
N-no

>>5340417
I frew up a little

>>5340410
Relaxing? Idk, after a long day it does sort of force you to slow down and just watch something.

>>5340416
M-maybe

>>5340419
2.5 years later it's still awks as fuck

>>5340423
I ate a 100g tin of mackerel in sunflower oil with my bare hands because I didn't have the money for washing up liquid to wash a fork with and my muscles aren't strong enough to scrub it clean with my bare fingers, and also two onion bhajis a friend let me have

>>5340435
Sounds tedious though. Have you ever forgotten?

>>5340116
Glad to see it worked for you m8! : D

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>>5340423

literally the the same thing I've been eating all day

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>>5340435
>mfw I watched my friend dialate

someone should add Kayla to Encyclopedia Dramatica

>>5340447
>tfw my gf is dilating right now behind me

>>5340444
>leaving ur tailplug by ur food
a little gross tbqh
or were u just being an exhibitionist?

>>5340444
Nice duel monitors you got there

>>5340448
kek

>>5340443
post panties

>>5340441
It's only really tedious for the first year given you need to do it multiple times a day. After the first year you can slowly roll it back to once a week.
I've forgotten before, depending how long you leave it it can be reasonably painful.

>>5340423
Pizza! :D

>>5340447
>tfw I can't dilate when someone is watching me
It's so awkward x.x

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>>5340444

>>5340454

.. this happened this morning, too
I kind of just use it as an ornament, it's been so long it's I've used it but it's so pretty.
I forget it's actually a sextoy

>>5340458

One screen for work, the other screen for anime
Or whatever I'm doing that's not pixels

>>5340461
How long ago did you get your surgery done?

>>5340283
>tfw this post
>tfw iktf
when I was making out with that guy last weekend at the party I got the worst raging boner and leaning over me he basically had the top half of my body pinned back to the sofa so I couldn't even move my arms, eventually I dragged a random duvet on the floor up onto my lap with my foot but jesus that was awkward, luckily I think everyone was either busy, or, out of those looking, more focused on the kissing than the rest of me

>>5340458
>2015
>not having duel monitors

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>>5340452
Hot

>>5340461
It was a fun experience

>>5340461
have u tried letting them do it? maybe it'd take the pressure off u

>>5340466
I kinda get what u mean like our metal toys are so pretty they look more like artistic paper weights or something

>>5340470
I'm just tight with my money that's all

>>5340444
hot
but also
NOBODY is allowed to talk ANY SHIT about me being into kinky stuff anymore, 'kay?

hell, even "Ms. Dick" Kayla posted a pic of her new vibrators a couple of threads back, the worst I've ever forced on you lot is a bit of tame shibari photographed for purely social documentary purposes.

also, cute tail plug, where's it from?? and what even is that food? peanut butter and an empty cardboard container and flask?

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>>5340476
>have u tried letting them do it? maybe it'd take the pressure off u
N-no, that's lewd

>>5340474
I imagine it was x.x

>>5340467
2.5 years ago

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Whats your price /mtfg/?

>>5340492
£180 an hour but that also covers the kinks I'm willing to do

>>5340476

Yeah, you get it.

>>5340485

Literally everything you see in that picture I own through no purchase of my own.
.. except the food.

>>5340486

I uhm
what
ok, whatever pls don't attach any of that to my posts, I want no part of it

Also, my mister bought it for me. He buys all out sextoys. While i'm often in a lewd mood, I'm not really much ever in an actually aroused mood and I could -not- be bothered to spend money of something to relieve my barely existent libido.

Also it's peanut butter and raisins and celery
Except I ate all the celery already.

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>>5340492
I'm all yours for a year if you pay my tuition

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>>5340490
Maybe one day I'll experience it myself

I think you're beautiful

>>5340492
for what?

>>5340503

this picture makes me miss Nana
</3

>>5340492
Pay for my electrolysis and I'm yours

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>>5340503
Isn't it free in canada?

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>>5340490
lewdness can relieve pressure tho

>2.5 years ago
>tfw ur just floundering and not rlly moving closer to surgery or anything

>>5340492
pic related

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>>5340492
Give me hormones and do what you want with me

>>5340492
Two hundred foreskins.

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>>5340517

>>5340517
whoa I thought you'd quit mtfg desu

>>5340492
500 crunch schekles

>>5340492
Couple of drinks tbhon senpai.

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>>5340498
>>5340503
>>5340510
>>5340516
It's nice to see this method works on transgirls too, kek.

Hypothetical question gals, dont get your hopes up.

>>5340527
Slut

>>5340506
Dont be coy now.

>>5340524
Hey Sparky, how've you been.

>>5340499
sorry it just peeves me when I get shit on by so many people for posting anything remotely sexual whilst others get away with just a couple of replies

>While i'm often in a lewd mood, I'm not really much ever in an actually aroused mood
elaborate?

>>5340516
literally me, also replaced hormones with food / dissertation expenses / anything that requires money rn tbqh

>>5340531
pretty good, people are saying I look androgynous now so that's neat

>>5336252
literally me tbqh

who /nonop/ here?

>>5340538
That's asking a bit much

>>5340538

They're not actually giving you shit.
They're just trying to make you feel bad.

Also.. I dunno. In a mood where it feel good to do and talk and think about lewd stuff, but I don't actually want to have sex??

>>5340545
yeah, I enjoy being a woman with a bit extra :)

>>5340539
Well I'm not surprised, you've been on HRT for quite a while now and I see to remember you not being particularly bad off in the first place.

How long has it been anyways? Like 7-8 months?

>>5340545
not me, I can't stand having a gt

>>5340217
I love (you) anon

>>5340244
Endorphins are a special kind of high that makes everything bad in your life feel inconsequential.

>>5340545
idk if I want SRS
It's expensive and my dick doesn't really cause me much dysphoria.

>>5340550
yeah fair that describes me 95% of the time too
like I used to think I was asexual throughout adolescence but I've done the thing now enough times to know I do like it on the odd occasion- but the rest of the time I just prefer sexual things that aren't actual intercourse, and also kink stuff sexual and otherwise... I'm a natural sub 24/7, I can't help that.

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>tfw u feel sick after eating all the time
Am I dying?

>>5340514
Yeah true but that's still a lot of pressure to have someone there in the room sticking things in you you know?

>>5340504
Listen to shia, and don't let your dreams be dreams. ;~;

>>5340512
I wish ;~;
I'm in so much debt right now

>>5340559
4.5 months, this is me now

http://i.imgur.com/qzneXK0.jpg

still boymode but things are happening at least

>>5340577
Oops, left my trip in /g/

>>5340583

I leave my trip in /soc/ all the time.

>>5340579
>http://i.imgur.com/qzneXK0.jpg
>boymode
Keep telling yourself that, girl

Who /overthinker/ here?

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>hanging out with bestfriend
>watch funny, happying YouTube videos
>finally time to leave, he complains about me making his bed smell like girl
>"yeah you're not used to that are you?"
###rekt

>>5340594

Hello, I am a pixel artist

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>>5340565
You should exercise

>>5340577
But what if I am a dream?

>>5340579
Oh wow, I felt like it was longer than that.

You're looking really good there! Are you gonna keep growing your hair out?

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>>5340595

>>5340595
Sounds like he just asked you for some fuck.

>>5340577
yeah Iktf but my partner still manages to make me relaxed enough to get in

>>5340594
yep, to the point of literal ocd

>>5340603
I might get it trimmed just a bit but in the long run that's the plan yeah, and thank you!

>>5340577
o-ohh, that sucks. Does it work like the US?

>>5340594
Uhh, maybe, I'm not sure, how much thinking counts as overthinking?

>>5340608
this

>>5340611
Yeah I think it'd be cute if you got down past your shoulders.

Mine is like tit length now, can't decide what I want to do with it.

helo

>>5340604
Hihi hello
I am much better today after the last three hours
>>5340608
I keep teasing him but he says he's more attracted to women who reject femininity
I think there's just too many dykes in that book he's writing

>>5340615
overthinking is one of those things where you know if you do it, it cant really be put into words. or maybe it can and im just shit at wording stuff -_-

>>5340602
T-then don't wake up, dreams stop existing when you wake up and then you'll die x.x

>>5340610
L-lewd!!

>>5340615
It's like a slightly less shitty version of the US system. There's enough public funding that tuition is manageable, but it's still very expensive to go to school.

>>5340630
#autismspeaks
(I'm right there with you, either I think things to death or I assume they're meant verbatim)

>>5340636
>#autismspeaks
pretty much desu -_-

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>>5340624
hy

>>5340644
how r you

>>5340630
I-I was making a joke about overthinking it ;~;

>>5340631
Ahh thats lame. I guess its kinda expensive to get a degree here too, but you can get an interest free loan from the government that you don't have to pay back until you earn a decent income

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>>5340623
Whoa, is your hair
that long again?

>>5340631
I can't stop dreaming.
I am the fayth

>>5340660
>>5340643

>tfw free uni
too bad the islamic invasion is going to take care of that soon enough

>>5340630
>>5340660
>>5340665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZulU5Ts6eg

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>All of Canada is going to legalize weed
Party at Elannas house! We're gonna get high and fuck for days!

>>5340673
Let's have it at mine instead, i'm already surrounded by dispensaries.