CisMascGayGen: 1st Edition

>like 40 posts early

Welcome everyone who enjoyed old gaygen.

hey
finally a thread for me

>tfw no qt fem bf with soft chest and dick dysphoria

>>5337776
No, this is separate to GayGen now. Clearly the actual gay men need to split themselves from the trans and femmes who have infested gaygen.

>>5337781
Girls are fine as long as they're masc.

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>>5337767

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What masc things have you done today, masc bros?
I had a masc beer and masc bacon and eggs for breakfast
Then I fucked my masc boyfriend right in his masc manhole
And then I went to work in my mascmobile
Now I'm at the office restroom taking a masc shit. Big solid logs, no that sissy diarrhea shit

Feels good being masc.

>>5337819
Listening to Stacie Orrico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbR73AITYz0

>>5337819
getting drunk and crying but in a manly fashion

>>5337819
Furious masterbation session while listening to tool, that masc enough?

¯\(º_o)/¯

>>5337838
I spent this morning crying because I'm poor and have to have sex for money and the client last night was really sweet to me and made me feel really special, but I know he just thinks I'm a whore.
We talked and he's perfect and he was so gentle and amazing in bed and he's texted me asking how I am, but I know it's just so he can arrange another session and hopefully for free.
I wonder what my life would be like if I wasn't born to a teenage heroin addict.

>>5337855
tha's rough

Hey guys whats going on in this thread

Namefaggin' in the boys' room.

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>>5337767
>Jerking it to WWE as a kid
I don't think that's something to be proud fo t b h

>>5337938
Gosh you're so rebellious jane

>>5337844
Mascerbation?

Why do hot masc guys never like me. I'm a cute androgynous boy

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>>5337986

Because the vast majority of masc guys want other masc guys.

And because you arent as cute as you think you are.

>>5337992
>>5337992
which pokemone are you?

>>5337986
I want a guy like guts from berserk to make love to me who is so much bigger and stronger

>>5337992
Y-yes I am cute :(((((>>5337992
Also I hate you fs

>>5337992
>25% of wolves are attracted to twinks
there is hope

>>5337855
Lol, a whore has feelings for his client.
L M A O

>>5338047
dafuq is a wolf?

>>5338000
according to that, I'm a twink

>>5338065
like an older hairy otter.
but too young to be a daddy.
35-38 ish
hairy ish
otter bod
they're my favorite type.

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>>5338071

?

>>5337992
>statistically most likely to get a twink

If it happens it happens, at least they're easier to make my bitch :-)

>>5337992
How do you know what you are? I have virtually no idea.

>>5338080
http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

>>5338080
>I have virtually no idea
me too anon-san, me too

>>5338077
Yes.
>>5337986
I'm this person. I want someone like this. And more muscles is better not worse

>>5338080
>>5338093
you are porbably twinks then

maybe not very attractive ones

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>>5337767
i've never taken hormones. my beauty is natural; i just like using a bit of makeup to accentuate it ' 3'

>>5338095

If you want to get musclebears, become a musclebear.

Stop whining and go hit the gym you baby.

This is not GayGen.
Make your own fucking gaygen trannies.

>>5338077
yeah basically that

>>5338098
Not at all a twink. I'm just a regular guy, completely average. I don't fit into any of the pokemon categories.

>>5338103
it's too late, mate

>>5338101
gross, tbqhfamsmh

>>5338102
No I don't want to be a fucking muscle bear just to sleep with a masculine man. Godamn I hate you gay faggots this shit is why I'm transitioning to date real men.

>>5338119

lel

>>5338119
>I don't want to put in hard work to earn something I want
>I want science to change me so I don't have to work

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>tfw never go on qt date with wolf husbando
>tfw never come over to his place after so he can choke me out and call me a slut and violently assault me all night long
>tfw never make him breakfast in the morning and wake him up with a bj
>tfw never thank him for the last night and cuddle into his man fur.

MascGen. Masc only.

>>5338123
>>5338123

>>5338124
with how many fags drink alcohol to cope and eat antidepressants like skittles, you are preaching to the wrong crowd.

>>5338126

Fuck off man. I dislike the transsexuals who shit up the board with petty drama as well, but you are just as bad at this point.

>>5338125

For fucks sake man, you keep saying this shit and its beginning to rub raw. If you actualyl want to be "masc4masc" go DO something like lift or eat more instead of just whining about it. If you actually want to be a girl, just DO it and stop whining about it. If you actually just want to stay as a twink, just DO it and accept the >tfw no bf consequences.

Jesus christ you just whine, whine, whine all day long and never actually do anything for yourself.

>>5338126
>mtfs take over femgen so the fems run over to gaygen
>gaygen full of fems so the gays run over to masc gen
>trannies invade gaygen
>fems run over to mascgen
>super mascgen part two: electric boogaloo

>>5338101
Grossgusting

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Is it still masc4masc when a masc looking guy loves having his pussy, as he calls it, ravaged?

I can't decide if these videos make me cringe or horny. (The second one is better but you kinda need to watch the first one to get the plot)

http://mascguysfemmeside.tumblr.com/post/125818716723/audio-clip-confessions-of-a-pussy-boy-for

http://mascguysfemmeside.tumblr.com/post/131380357702/audio-clip-confessions-of-a-pussy-boy-vol2

>>5338124
I already was muscular faggot it's overrated

>>5338146
no, appropriation of women is what's killing homosexuality.

>>5338119
>this shit is why I'm transitioning to date real men.
holy shit seriously what the fuck is with all these trannyscum?
get out and go to your containment general please.
we have enough to deal with without you here shitting everything up.

>>5338147
being overweight isn't being muscular tho.

>>5338144
heh i am going to steal your word familia

>>5338147

lel implying

being a DYEL fat fuck doesnt count

>>5338146
Ya it's disgusting no matter how much a gay guy works out if he's a huge bottom slut he's not a real man

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SHould I get Rainbow 6 Seige or nah?

I dont really play videogames anymore, I was thinking Seige would be good for short bursts of gameplay + for maybe socialising with my mates with?

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>>5338155
>appropriation of women is what's killing homosexuality
isn't it how it all started?

>>5338167

Hah. I would like to get my hands on you, boy.

>>5338146
lmao...
http://36.media.tumblr.com/20d5b71572284d1b9191676d3c705c17/tumblr_nyt2meWcYQ1u5ctppo1_500.jpg

>>5338187
what the h*ck is this?

>>5338191
Degeneracy

>>5338191
boypussy dress in the finest of hosieries.

>>5338192
well take it off!

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>>5338176
no!

>>5338146
as a bi guy, this is what turns me on. a hot slutty guy with a rocking body and handsome face who knows how to take a dick.
i have no interest in guys who aren't well built and vgl and i am true bisexual top.

*drops my estrogen pills*
oops, dropped my strongman's steroids h-heh heh

>>5338146
you can clearly tell this guy is a huge slut

can't fool me with ya rock hard body tbqhon familia

>>5338203
>Rejecting the gay identity
>Reclaiming Masculinity

I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but that sounds like a case of internalized homophobia.

>I'm not gay, I'm just a man who likes to have sex with men!

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>>5338160
>>5338165
I had 14% body far. I was fit. Fuck off.

>>5338125

If you wait like... 7ish years we could probably do that?

>>5338214
yeah that was the point of my post

a masc looking guy who's a slut

is still masc4masc?

i love being feminine
seriously love it

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>>5338227

>that
>/fit/

>>5338227
literally dyel

>>5338227

nice lats

shame about everything else, really

>>5338239

To be fair, "fit" and ">>>/fit/" are two very different things.

>>5338220
>internalized homophobia.
A bloo bloo bloo,I like to make chowder by putting a potato up my ass

>>5338206
Gross. I hope your gfs all knew you were a huge faggot who wanted to suck masc cock

>>5338220
I knew some faggot would eventually start spouting the whole "internalized homophobia" shit

>>5338227

>"uploaded two years ago"

L I A R
I
A
R

>tfw bf

I'm so happy, guise

>>5338232
still masc, familia

trust me i'm an expert on masc4masc

>>5338258
me too tbqfh

>>5338245
lol true. pumped up on roids and dying of a heart attack at 21 ain't fit at all.

>>5338251
Well, when you are gay and dislike other gays just because they are not the kind of gay you like...

... I don't know what else to call it, desu

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>>5338101

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Rip wisdom teeth

>>5338244
I stopped working out at 18. Obviously if I worked out as a full grown man I'd have better results naturally. Most of you were probably lanky gross faggots in high school

are mascs trapped in a fem body welcome here?

>>5338274

You must be 18 to post here

>>5338274

Aye ya pussy.

>>5338119
Real men don't like trannies. Only closeted faggots do. Please leave you are disgusting.

>>5338265
Maybe I just hate most people in general regardless of their sexual orientation fem guys can be cool I just don't want to date them

>>5338274
you need to learn how to shave properly fami

>>5338277

There is no excuse to be trapped in a fem body unless you literally have a hormonal disorder.

Just eat more and lift, its not that hard.

>>5338274
>opening your mouth wide before first date
wow whore

>>5338285
it's okay, in my mind i am big and strong raawr!

>>5338285
>Hitler

>>5338285
>>5338292
literally me

>>5338283

No he doesn't he's trying to grow a beard. Can't you see?

>>5338285

Stop oppressing him.

>>5338250
I don't suck or touch cock, I'm top. I have a fiance not a gf.

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>>5338292
>masc
>Hitler

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>>5338274
>not removing all your teeth to be the best dick sucker

>>5338220
I am gay. Just not a faggot. Know the difference.

>>5338301
Don't loose hope mane. If you stay on your hormones, you will eventually transition there.
>niq hitler transition.jpg

>all these trannies and fems taking over super-mascgen
reee

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>>5338309

not this again

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any1 here

pls repond

>>5338309
That's good, but that's not what the cover of the books says.

It literally says, "I'm not gay, I just like fucking with men."

But I should probably read it before talking about it.

>>5338333
hi

>>5338342
hi

How do you clean dildos/vibrators?

>>5338333

hello

can i show you my butt

>>5338351
if youre qt

>>5338347
how are you today?

>>5338349
depends on the material
some you can boil, others only need to be wiped down, but hot (hot) water and soap is the standard

>>5338349
with your mouth, stupid

>>5338349
Bleach and fire

>>5338358
Ok, when I get a dildo I'll remember that

>>5338362
Gross

>>5338358
im fine
i ate 6 slices of pizza

>>5338349
>>5338349
>How do you clean dildos/vibrators?
the next day with great shame
also this, >>5338358

>>5338357

tell me what you think, soldier boy
c:

http://m.imgur.com/6AtAr8u

>>5338369
no wonder you are such a chubby boy

>>5338377
im not chubby ;_:
>>5338371
its nice

>>5338371
wow you are even fatter than sadfrog
is this feelgood
or pvt faggot

>>5338383

thanks
i think you're nice too

>>5338385

hi this is a safe space actually and it is not ok to say those kinds of things

please leave

>>5338371
I'd squeeze it

>>5338101
mate you don't have to dress up and put up make up on to be attractive. Nor wear some fucking tacky shit underwear. Fucking hell mate if you enjoy being effeminate just have a gay ass lisp and speak about dick all the time like a normal faggot. Quit trying to be a special snowflake you dumb cunt

>>5338385

Who is it who keeps saying every single post here is me in disguise?

fuck off, dude.

>>5338393

Its not him, ive seen that image like 50 times in the last 3 years.

>>5338385
thats private first class actually

>>5338389
posting your chubby ass is infringing on my rights to a safe space

>>5338371
Finally someone posted nudes, nice butt btw

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>>5338316
This jpeg?

>>5338395
post ur shaved balls again plox :3

>>5338395
Regardless my point still stands.

>>5338368
yeah, you need to pay attention to the material for cleaning
but also b/c lube interactions, some lubes you cannot use with some materials
and for storage, depending on the material if you let two of your toys touch for too long (ie next to each other in your drawer and you forget about them for two weeks) you'll end up with dali dildo
that happened to me once but i guess i deleted the pic :T

>>5338369
i haven't had pizza in forever

>>5338395
nice samefagging fg
couldnt be more obvious if you tried...

>>5338404
hahahaha
<3

>>5337373
Oddly enough, what you said is pretty spot on. He is kinda ugly and pretty desperate and that's why I'm just friends with him. He's like started touching me and all this shit but he's not getting any from me.

>>5338404
eliot rodgers?

>>5338435
I wish

RIP sweet prince

>>5338404
wow you really are an uglier hitler
still not bad though

>>5338435
Holy shit I was thinking the same thing

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>>5338435
ayyyy lmao.

>>5338414

m8 if I want to slut it up, I will slut it up. I literally posted a few pics of my butt when I was still tripping. What am I worried about, my internet reputation on 4chan?

If you really want you can go look at those and compare to see the obvious difference.

masc4femme masterrace

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>posts nude pics on /b/
>everyone replies with vomit reaction images
>one guy tells me to "never trap again"
forever ugly and masculine

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>>5338455
why r femmes so fucking sexy?

>>5338463
is that even a guy

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>mfw turned down for job the day after the interview

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>>5338443
i hope u mean adolf
>>5338445
>>5338446
>tfw i am natures' mistake of Hitler x Elliot Rodger in the eyes of 4chan

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>>5338461
Ha fag

I don't know what's happening to me. I suddenly find the idea of casual sex very repulsive. A day or two ago I'd have found those guys whining about all gays being whores annoying but now I just sympathize with them.

I just want to find love.

>>5338472
>"Who's eliott rodger?"
>google
>"Oh..."

btw you're way more attractive than him

>>5338463
That fucking underwear is sin

>>5338461
>tfw posted in one of those threads
>people respond with ahegao anime faces
>one guy said "omg get on hormones immediately"
You could get a fem body if you try!

>>5338466
not when I top him, he's not.

>>5338482

To be fair, he was pretty attractive though.
Best since Hawkins, maybe.

>>5338482
thx m8

>>5338496
Ehh he's got a weird shaped head/jaw imo and that hair is flat out bad

>>5338283
Its been a while since I shaved, like a week. also >tfw no dad around to teach me how to shave
>>5338278
I am :(

>>5338504

I don't know, I think he was onto something, hair-wise. Looks kinda like a rad 1991 kid.

just because you're not a flaming faggot that != masc.

>>5338486
>not liking striped pantsu
reeeeeeeee

>>5338527
Not an excuse, i can shave and my dad is super dead

>>5338532
Fem -> normal guy -> masc

>>5338539
Its been like a week since I shaved

Tell me what I did wrong desu

>>5338548
shave more than once a week

sup /gaygen/, did you use male pregnancy mods back when you used to play the sims (any version)?

>>5338555
trip on, booger

you need a dad to teach you how to shave?

is that why you're gay ur dad didn't teach you how to fuck a girl?

>>5337767
Masc gayman here.
Gonna try to seduce a 'straight' friend this weekend. How do?

>>5338548

Here's what to do right:

1. Bowl heated water. Hot. Burning. Scald ya face.
2. Raza
3. Lotsa shaving cream

Now what you wanner do is get a cloth

4. Cloth

And rub the scalding hot wata on ya focaccia. Then put shaving cream on it, make yaself a big white beard cos lawd knows you'll never grow ya own. Now slowly and gently raze ya face off wit da raza. Pay very close attention, shave very close, but don press too hard.

Now put on aftashave. Preferably with little or no alcohol. Alcohol dries your face up, makes you look older.

>>5338569
1. You're retarded
There are no more steps.

>>5338568
If he's "straight" he'll only POSSIBLY like femboys. You have no chance whatsoever.

>>5338568
Roofies are great for "seducing"

>tfw i have a twink bf

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>>5338592

new here

is anyone on here good looking or is board full of angst-ridden faggots who got rejected by normiefags at the gay bar/club?

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>>5338592
>tfw i use to have a twink bf

>>5338580

Well he's not going to get a very good shave that way, now is he?

>>5338599
twinks only go for other twinks, sorry! :(
>>5338605
what happened?
>>5338603
not many people here are attractive, (AFAIK)

>>5338582
He's been with transgirls in the past. I have a 50/50 shot desu
>>5338586
Sounds a little rapey.... Perfect

>>5338603
With talk like that you've probably got way too high of standards anyway just from your personality so I'm gonna say no one here looks good enough to you

>>5338603
Tell us how you got rejected, friend.

>>5338603

Lel, you sound bitter.

Whats the matter kid, get bullied at middle school today?

>>5338603

I reject normiefags at bars to be here.

>>5338592
>tfw i have a right hand bf and a left hand side piece
life is good

>>5338610
i used to hit him when he started acting like a bitch
eventually he left

>>5338639

Hot.

>tfw you're too young for booger

>>5338639
asshole

>>5338639
>twink
>bitch
so you used to hit him all the time. not that surprising he left.

>>5338639
Post pics of the bruises

>>5338639
hot

>>5338643
underage pls

>>5337767
>mtfg becomes cancer very quickly
>femgen attracts traps/trans who don't circlejerk
>trannies try to get fems to become trannies inside femgen
>fems collectively move to gaygen
>gaygen now tries to exclude fems
>mtfg trips have destroyed femgen and fucked up gaygen
what's the solution? ANOTHER trans general that excludes trips?

I just joined a gym.
I will train hard to become the best version of myself.
I will all do it for booger.

>>5338657
I'm 22 and he is a year older than me.
His type are 30-something otters.
;_;

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>tfw never had a bf

am i the only one?

>>5338605

Sleep tight, pupper.

>>5338660
remove trans from LGB

>>5338663

Oh damn, now I regret down-aging. I'm actually 34 and super-rich, but I was too afraid to tell him because I thought he would judge me.

>>5338669
you think we should just get a trans board and be done with it? i don't think we have that kind of power

>>5338665
Yep, you're literally the only one here who has never had a bf. There must be something wrong with you

>>5338665
No, and I'm pretty cute too

>>5338665

No ;-;

I just want one wonderful day with someone, then I could come home, run myself a bath, and open up my wrists so I'll never have to be alone again.

>>5338677
closet

>>5338672
I really wish they had their own containment board. Trans issues are not LGB issues, and trannies come with their own heaps of drama to deal with, generally shitting up any community that they're forced upon.

>>5338678

So that's why my dates keep offing themselves.

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>>5338665
>tfw never even held hands with a boy

>>5338682
Yeah and who wants to be associated with these freaks?

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>>5338689

>>5338682
>>5338660
Who are you guys even mad at?

if twinks only go for other twinks, would they go for ugly ones too?

>>5338697
Everyone has different standards, so maybe?

>>5338697
there are no ugly twinks

>>5338682
that would require us to slow down lgbt significantly when it's already really slow, and would also require us to convince admins to make a trans board.

honestly i don't know how to solve this problem. it seems like, as a fem, trannies just follow me wherever i go.

>>5338695
i'm mad that the trans ruined femgen

>>5338697
i don't go for other twinks usually

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>>5338689
>holding hands
this is a blue board anon!

>tfw huge dark circles under my eyes
(it's genetic, I dont need advice like just sleep longer)

>>5338702
...

>>5338708
i saw a cream that specifically said it worked for dark circles, not just undereye puffiness at work yesterday, but idk if i'm willing to shell out 20 bucks to try it out

>>5338704
You're mad that trans ruined femgen so you're taking it out on gaygen...

>>5338713
i'm not "taking it out" on anyone, i want to solve the problem by talking in gaygen

>>5338708
makeup

>>5338717

Calm down we get it ok

>>5338712
that's an expensive moisterizer probably

If I look up how to combat eye circles, I alway get advice like makeup and concealer (same thing actually) and maybe something like injecting your own bodyfat under your eyes, but I am not sure about the effectiveness of the latter.

>>5338717
Everything was pretty much back to normal once maki and circe left. There's not even a single tranny anymore and the cancer didn't come from booger.
It's just that the masc posters are generally normal dudes and they don't need a legion of betas to make them feel better.

>>5338732
>based aced bullying out trannies
and I don't know what you mean by a legion of betas to make mascs feel better. all the fems are used to orbiters, and don't really orbit.

>>5338665
no but it is not a big deal

>>5338748
I'm ninety percent sure aced is the one doing all this. Aka you.

>>5338757
no, I'm not aced. and why is it so hard to understand that the small population of fems on the board is now displaced?

How do I last longer inside my boyfriend?

I can last a while when blowjobs, but anal gets me off super quickly.

>>5338725
>tfw you will never sleep in your bf's forskin

>>5338765
think about gore

also stop every now and then and squeeze the skin/the connection between your balls and penis

>>5338773

not with that attitude!

>>5338781
Does squeezing that area really work? I'm going to have to try it now.

>>5338773
Is he cut?

>>5338795
why not just use a cock ring while you're at it

>>5338802
I should. Any recommendations for a good cock ring?

>>5338802
cock ring is more to keep up an erection

I doubt he has that kind or problem, unless he is 50 years old.

>>5338814
What about the ones that hold cock and balls?

>>5338682
IDK... You both are always crying about some sort of tripfag drama within your respective groups. You both are always saying "tfw no bf." You both are always prattling on about hair and makeup tips. You both are always chasing after the elusive straight guys. You both are always getting your hearts broken by biscum. Seems like you have more in common than not.

>>5338802
i went on a date with a guy once and he gave me a cockring and i got home after and i was like lmao why the fuck not and put it on and it was extremely painful and my dick had this red spot like i popped a blood vessel or some shit for like a week :(

>>5338825
Ouch!

Is booger still here? I wanna pester him for more fap bait.

>>5338812
I just buy the cheapo stretchy silicon ones. The have a tendency to break, but they're like 3 for $5 irrc

>>5338814
They can help you last longer. too

>>5338825
lol, That's why I like the silcone ones, they're allot closer to one size fits all.

>>5338812
>>5338802
Cock rings will make you cum quicker usually. They stimulate an erogenous zone that is just behind the balls -same area that gets stimulated when someone fondles your balls. They also make erections more intense.

>>5338841
best cock rings are the thick metal ones desu.

>>5338837
it sucked, i was chatting a friend while it was happening, it was like
>teehee this is silly, feels kinda good tho
>omg i'm so hard
>omg how am i getting harder
>omg this kinda hurts
>ow
>my dick is bright red
>ow
as i frantically struggled to get it off

>>5338849
it was

>>5338773

I can fit two, almost three marbles underneath mine. Do you think you could work with that?

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I don't care about sex any more know that I know I can have sex whenever I want.

>>5338859
why do you know how many marbles you can fit in your foreskin

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>>5338854
pic related actually makes for a pretty good adjustable cock ring.

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anyone else /lietotheirfriends/ here?

i changed this one time i cuddled with a guy into me having sex with him so they wouldnt think i was a virgin. i feel really dumb and childish now.

>>5338871
that looks like it would chafe and be wholly unpleasant
i think i'm just never gonna attempt cockrings again

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>>5338863

I could tell you I used a complex series of mathematical calculations, but I like you, sludge, and I don't want to lie to you.

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>>5338887
>i like you
a-anon this is so sudden

>>5338877
Not trying to sell you or anything but... It chafes no more than it would chafe your wrist. It's pretty soft nylon... esp. after it's washed a few times.

>>5338893

I've got a big foreskin, and a bigger heart. I think we could be really happy together <3

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>>5338863
>not conducting extensive research on your dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

>tfw you will never be a poor, but muscular 8/10 manly Man
>you will never a gardener for some cute femboy multimillonair who blushes everytime he sees you and falls head over heels in love with you
Why is life such suffering?

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>>5338925

after i measured mines length i got very discouraged from any further investigation to be honest

>>5338933
>you will never a gardener for some cute femboy multimillonair who blushes everytime he sees you and falls head over heels in love with you
It's like you want me to pull a Dio Brando

>>5338939
I dont watch Anime, I dont know where you're going with this, anon.

>>5338933
>guy in the video is shaved

fucking tranny scum reeeeeeeee

>>5338936
It can't be that bad can it?

>tf no small dicked twink bf

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>>5338936
I have a below average dick too but it still continues to surprise me with it's secrets

>>5338915
i'm swooning rn tbqh

>>5338943
>Find rich boy
>Live with rich boy
>Plot to steal the family's fortune

>>5338960
>tfw sometimes it's not all stink cheese & smegma that comes out from under the ole foreskin... sometimes it's candy.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30llyYYBm1r3tj8mo1_500.gif

>>5338825
Yeah that's why I wouldn't fuck around with that shit, I'd be afraid it'd get stuck and shit would(n't) go down

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>>5338951

5.6 inches

>>5338825
I dated a girl once that made me wear a cockering when we went clubbing.

>>5338971
I was going to say his head is weird colour but that's from the candy so
It's not that disgusting

>>5338968
>be good christian boy
>be the only thing to defy the whims of rich boy
>be his target for conquest
>give in
>he breaks your heart
>later he realizes his mistake, but he knows he fucked up and can never get me back
>ends with him as an old bitter rich man, in his office pulling out my picture
>his assistant asks him whether its his son
>he just starts crying because he realize how old he's gotten

(copyright belongs to anon)

>>5338974
5.6 isn't even small you goddamn bitch.

>>5338971
I'm not going to lie that gif is horrifying.

>>5338974
Could be allot worse m8.

>>5338985
in straight measurements, no. In gay, yes.

>>5338985
its only average, because all the small dicks keeps the average down

>>5338980
Better version, he keeps an updated photo because he has the spare cash to hire a stalker and the assistant asks if that's his husband and he just weeps

>>5338980
>ends with him as an old bitter rich man
That's exactly how I see myself in the future

>>5338990
No it isn't...in both measurements its fine.

>>5338973
Don't know what your missing m8.

>>5338977
Kinky as fuck.

>>5338993
then why are you going to break my heart, if you know the outcome of it?

>>5338998
yeah, she was. it's always the one you can't tell that are the kinkiest.

>>5338998
I'm erect enough as it is, I really don't need help in that regard

>>5338990
>In gay, yes.
Are size queens that common?

A couple threads back someone posted a big dick gif and gaygen seemed scared/horrified. lol

>>5338988
>horrifying
that? hardly. not compared to shit like...

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6c9b295102cae020aa6c04ce31de546a/tumblr_nxrrj26Y6L1tk4ulao1_500.jpg

or

http://40.media.tumblr.com/5800c5244f61120c2f055ddab6945239/tumblr_nyhkhvoeoZ1v05axqo2_500.jpg

eck. :P

>>5339013
fuck you

>>5339013

can someone give me a description so i know whether to click or not?

>>5339019
smegma

>>5339019
It looks like a penis dipped in cottage cheese.

>>5339019
typical uncircumcised penis

>>5339013
>>5339023
>tfw no foreskin and never had that sort of problem

>>5339001
It's my destiny.

do people with cut dicks moisteurize their dicks?

most cut dicks look they're dry af

>>5339057
I'll porbably do it less than I should.

>>5339057
There dry because no one wants weird, damaged cut Dicks, so they get no action

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>>5339063
this

>>5339063
don't say that, irish

btw technically speaking, nothing was ever cut from my dick desu

>>5339010
about as common as the ones that aren't.

>>5339050
as someone with foreskin, I've never had that problem either. I guess most guys don't wipe after they pee.

>>5337767
Anybody here like masc twinks? My body is lithe and lean, but I'm not fem in the least.

>>5339071
Kek
>>5339072
I'm just kidding around boyo, I have no preference it's just a dick.

>>5339076
depends on face tbqh

>>5339076
maybe

take off your clothes and take a pic for us so we can evaluate whether you're hot or not

>>5339083
>tfw no uncut bf to force his foreskin all the way back and then scrape my teeth against his upper ridge during blow jobs.

>>5339076
post pics

>>5339100
That hurt my Dick

Your a sick man anon

>>5339100
eesh

>>5339110
I kinda like a toothy blowjob.

>>5339116
One of my friends said that, I don't get it, it's unnerving like it's gonna bite down

>tfw some anon posts your pictures randomly and calls you hot

>>5339100

That actually sounds hot.

Where you at, toothy-anon?

>>5339116
>>5339100
i remember reading a book about two witch sisters when i was like 9
and there was a passage that went on too long about how the one witch's scummy bf liked it when she used teeth
idk if i'll ever forget that

>>5339125
nice

>>5339121
It's sort of like nails on your back, but with your dick if that makes sense.

>doesn't like his cock bit
Pleb

>>5339140
lol What sort of books were you reading?

>>5339140
I remember reading a shifty fantasy book where a water nymph raped a elf with a unicorn horn dildo

Ps it wasn't a song of ice and fire >>5339147
Man, I'd show you what a good blowjob is mate just wait

Fuck that came out wrong

>>5339152
>Fuck that came out wrong
Sounded right to me.

>>5339116
Another great sensation is when they squeeze at the base of your shaft and make your dick engorged to the max (which make your pee hole its largest) and then they repeatedly force their tongue in your pee hole. Basically tongue fuck your pee hole.

>>5339166
If you think I want to suck your Dick

It came out right
>>5339167
Liked it until tongue fucking your pee hole

>>5339150
i think i got it from my mom's bookshelves

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how does holding hands feel like

>>5339178
like warm apple pie

>>5339175
Did it have Fabio on the cover

>>5338305
>>not removing all your teeth to be the best dick sucker
Not needing to because you ARE!

>>5339178
annoying because you can't use one of your hands
and the other person might have sweaty hands or some shit
I prefer to keep my hands to myself

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>>5339178
you wanna come find out, big fella?

>>5339182
no it had like a moon and a black cat
it wasn't erotica or anything

new one
>>5339184
>>5339184
>>5339184
>>5339184

>>5339167
That sounds hot, I feel almost like a virgin when it comes to getting blown.

>tfw only gotten deepthroat once

>>5339174
>If you think I want to suck your Dick
>It came out right
Good, we're on the same page then.

>>5339175
kek

>>5339199
Totes bby,
>>5339188
It totes was bby

>>5338265
>dislike
No, I just don't find women attractive, and according to my dick, they're girls, and aren't sexy in the slightest.

>>5338463
Women with dicks aren't sexy.

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>masc4masc threads on 4chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eJq1Lw7x1c