Gay General: Moar Lewd Santas Edition

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>>5330729
old thread: >>5329141

>>5330719
That's fine im pretty nice tbqh...

I <3 u Santa

>>5330729
>post 'em if ya got 'em

Got what?

>>5330764
omg you're so smart

also you technically posted porn

>>5330764
holy shit my sides
rekt

>>5330764
that's kinda harsh, even if grindr whores are annoying af.

>>5330764
Oh god the deny haha

>>5330764
I don't get it. Is the joke that he has a small penis?

>>5330780
post peen senpai ;~;

>>5330764
why r u such a twat?

>>5330764
>tfw will never have a penis that big
>being rude to someone that's interested in them

EBIN XDDD

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>>5330782
Just for u bb.

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>>5330765
>Moar Lewd Santas
Any holiday fare, lewd or otherwise would be fine tbph.
Or post anything you want for that that matter -not like anybody sticks to a theme anyway. You could wrap your dick in christmas lights and take selfies if you want for all I fucking care.

>>5330791
stop touching your nipples
its a little gay

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>>5330791
h-hot ;~~; nice bod, family.

>>5330792

>>5330764

Ur dick: two fries

>>5330792
>wrap your dick in christmas lights and take selfies

That actually sounds kinda nice. I imagine they get warm and toasty after a while.

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I honestly think biscum shouldnt be allowed to live

>>5330791
>tfw you won't edge that cock for hours while nibbling on those nipples

feelsbadman

>>5330796
They're my nipples, and you can't stop me.

I need some money. Gimme ya money.

>>5330764
I don't get the joke? :/ How does sending someone a dick pic do anything?

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>>5330800

>>5330801
why?

>>5330811
>>5330789

The point of the exchange is that Battlefront is a fucking terrible game and he could have my dick if only he had kept his revolting shit taste to himself.

He was handsome, too, but I have standards.

>>5330815
I don't think I have any christmas lights lying around. I've got a fake tree upstairs, but it's got the lights built in.

>>5330821

So you weren't just showing him that to scare him off?

>>5330821
I don't play videogames anymore so if either of you brought that up id throw away in the trash. Seriously are you children?

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>>5330804
Not with that attitude you wont.

>>5330834
then kill yourself immediately

>>5330837
Why would someone be scared of a cute dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8x7H3DD8Y

>>5330843

Good question. What's it have to do with this, though?

>>5330846
i have a love hate relationship with all things phil spector.
how could a terrible man produce so many amazing tunes? ;~;

>>5330841
If only I had Christmas lights lying around, I could use them to hang myself.

>>5330843
Herpes?

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>>5330847

>>5330850
you have to separate the work from the man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuzLlOSJTKg

>>5330839

HOT

>>5330852
>Herpes?

pls no, i said cute dick.
dicks with herpes look diseased.

it's just weird there's fags out there not liking the sight of dicks.
i think they're pretty cute.

>>5330850

I'm not sure I get the amount of hate leveled at Spector. I mean, people sometimes treat him like he's Varg-level when he was like a couple steps beyond Ike Turner.

desu

>>5330874
actually I think he was more Fritzl than Varg.

>>5330874
Eh he's still a murderer. And his music played a huge part in my childhood. So it spooks me. I mean his influence is everywhere still in music today. Creepy creepy.

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>>5330892
People deserve to get murdered though and Varg and Euronymous was two ego maniacs killing each other.

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>>5330899
>People deserve to get murdered though

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>>5330907
>>5330907
They do though. The fact that I can't murder all twelve people on my list that I have is complete repression. These people are OBJECTIVELY garbage people that do not do the world a favor. They deserve to die. If you're getting murdered for something vengeful you probably deserve it to make someone snap like that.

>>5330917
and you're a viable judge? based on your own rules, these people don't deserve to live?

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>>5330917
>dat edge

>>5330890

Varg actually believes in his shit. Spector was just some gun-happy psycho who also happened to be good at music.

>>5330892
booger post nudes :3

>>5330764
This is fedora tier shit

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>>5330926
I believe that I should be given full reigns to murder people I hate. I dwelled for six hours just murdering these people over and over. It is amazing how shitty people can be and I am so helpless at punishing them. Especially women they have tortured me for years and I can't even beat them. I hit one once and she called the cops and she played the victimi despite ruining hte life for about 7 years.

>>5330932
Vargs an egomaniacal jew. His mother was Jewish fuck him.

>>5330941
oh great we have a new edgy weeb avatar resident

can you please just skip to the part where you have a mental breakdown and leave

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>>5330934
ehhh i'm lazy rn. here's a pic i took last night. ;~;
>tfw getting fat
>tfw want to start jogging

>>5330941
maki? is this you?

>>5330946
Take a pic in good light ;)

>>5330932
Spector kept a few under his thumb for a long time tho. I don't think he beat them like Turner beat his wife. He had them mentally afraid of him... or maybe mentally broken? So I think he was worse than Turner. He resorted to murder when he lost the mental control. That's why I was saying he was more like Josef Fritzl.

>>5330941

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Varg's a certifiable dick regardless of sanity, whereas Spector's just batshit and violent.

>>5330946
Getting fat? I find that hard to believe

Regardless, the only weight you're allowed to put on is babyweight when I make you mpreg

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>>5330952
that sounds like hard work, writer-anon. that means i would have to get up from this couch on my free time and do something like take lewds. ;~;

>>5330946

Cute. Time flies.

>>5330955

Oh. I'm not sure how I'd rank them in that case.

>>5330946
>tfw getting fat

Post fat butt >:3

>>5330958
o-oh god pls no. not my fetish.

>>5330965
maybe later

>>5330964
yeh ty

>>5330970
Yep. Gonna put a baby in you. Your belly's gonna get all round and big. I'll buy you pregnancy craving food, we'll go to lamaze together, it'll be great bb.

Christmas is now drawing near at hand Come serve the Lord and be at His command And God a portion for you will provide And give a blessing to your soul besides Down in the garden where flowers grow in ranks Down on your bended knees and give the Lord thanks Down on your knees and pray both night and day Leave off your sins and live upright I pray So proud and lofty is some sort of sin Which many take delight and pleasure in Whose conversation God doth much dislike And yet He shakes His sword before He strikes So proud and lofty do some people go Dressing themselves like players in the show They patch and paint and dress with idle stuff As if God had not made them fine enough Even little children learn to curse and swear And can't rehearse one word of godly prayer Oh teach them better, oh teach them to rely On Christ the sinner's friend who reigns on high

>>5330975

Don't listen to this guy. He's already got the complete Grey's Anatomy box set.

>>5330979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zgol2NQhlM

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>>5330946
>tfw booger gets all plump and jiggly
>tfw he has to do the truffle shuffle before getting into the /gaygen/ clubhouse

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>>5330946
not sure who maki is.
I just want to kill at least one person in my life. Just one...
I only take it out on myself though.

>>5330979
>tfw refound my faith in paganism

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>>5330983

>>5330975
>lamaze
my sides.
>tfw impossible fetish
;~;

>>5330980
idk i think he knows what he's talking about, girl.

>>5330983
>tfw no gaygen clubhouse
>tfw never go on a treasure hunt adventure with your gaygen friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs

>>5330989
>impossible fetish

maybe not in a few years time

>>5330989
tbH I actually know nothing about how pregnancy works

I don't really get the Grey's Anatomy comment though

>>5330997
i don't get it either. wih gwpd we just kind of nod and smile.

>>5330996
;~; don't give my hopes up, family.
maybe for trannies but not for men like me.

>>5330997

I'm saying you're the kind of person who watches Grey's Anatomy devotedly.

>>5330997
Girl with drills our resident retard. Nothing she says makes sense just smile and nod and pretend to laugh.

>>5331001
I might have at one point...is that so wrong?

>>5330989
>Cyndi Lauper

I like you a little more, desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY

>>5331004
hey man no bully pls.

>>5331012
it's a pretty meh show tbqh m8.
not judging you though.
i went through a numetal phase in my teens.
we all have our regrets.

>>5331014
Oh yeah I just started hating it after a while, it got so bad.

Did you know they did a musical episode? I wish I didn't.

>>5330999
The uterus is an organ like any other. I don't see any reason why a pre-fertilized vat grown uterus couldn't be implanted in a man.

The real problem would be getting the host's body to accept the transplant. A cocktail of anti-rejection drugs, and hormone therapy would probably work the hard part would be getting a blood supply to the psuedo-uterus. Maybe some sort of stem cell sheath?

Nothing a will and a few billion dollars in research money couldn't figure out.

>>5331004

I make obscure references that you don't get.

Bite me, pig. I'm hip and with it.

>>5331019
gay men are too vain to have stretch marks. test tube babies much more likely.

Is buying a dakimakura from China bad?

>>5331030

Why not buy war bonds instead?

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>>5331013
80's pop is the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttV1VZUgQQ
i think this is as gay as it gets desu...

>>5331017
lmaooo

>>5331019
that sounds like so much work.. i just want it to be like the omegaverse tbqh...
i don't want to have to get back on hrt just to have a baby...

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my guts are making so many gross noises and i dont have any tummy calming pills ;~;

>>5331030
Is that just the cover or the actual pillow?

If it's the pillow, enjoy the fiberglass in your dick

>>5331034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSnLGdpjWf4
nevermind. erasure doing abba. this is as gay as it gets.

>>5331035
silly bottom... you shouldn't try to hold in all that semen.

>>5331029
Not to mention how much cheaper a surrogate is.

>>5331034
Don't blame me that you don't have billions of dollars and years of your life to devote to your fetish.

>>5331034

Will raise ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vzwvRKbpg

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>>5331044
>semen
>anywhere near my butthole
g-good one
;_;

>>5331035
Ginger, stat!

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>>5331019
It'd be probably just be easier to remove uteruses entirely from the equation.

>>5331029
>tfw stretchmarks around arm pits

i should probably commit sudoku

>>5331034
>80's pop is the best.

best friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6sU3AclT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-pP4VboBk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6xzllOTCC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

>>5330729
Thread Theme?
https://youtu.be/dQjrhgldKi4

>>5331060
this looks like it was choreographed by a k-pop group...

>>5331058
but i wouldn't want to go through all those experiments and fuck myself up. i just want to get fucked and be pregnant and give birth. it's an impossible fetish. ;~;

>>5331071
good taste, anon.

>>5331071
Easier yes. But it's not really impregnation without one

>stretchmarks around arm pits
From gains?

I've got them on my back and knees, from being a lanklet.
.

>>5331078
>getting sexually excited by giving birth to a child
agp pervert

>>5330982
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj3PDDx3s9c

:)

>>5331078
>i wouldn't want to go through all those experiments and fuck myself up

That's what volunteers and "volunteers" are for.

>>5331088

He was just born that way.

>>5331085
Yeah, i was a spoopy skelly till i was 16 and then bulked like a fatass till 18 and got them.

What's your height, never heard of knee stretch marks before.

>>5331094
Not that tall. like 6'2"-6'3"

>>5331078
You'd have a babby... Out of a fetish?

I get the missionary sex for the sole purpose of recreation being hot as fuck but anything past that is bad noise. I'm going to give someone else the ol butt baby. I dont wanna get fat

>>5331088
whatever bruh.
not like i was ever quiet about my agp bs...
it's common knowledge i was crossdressing in my teens. ;~;
no shame.

>>5331091
idk if i could put people through that no matter how ok they were with it.
sounds very awful m8.

Why dont trannies like masc men instead they only like twinks and other trannies?

>>5331098
no i just want to have a child... that is like mine... genetically. i fetishize it now because it can't be anything but a fantasy but if it could happen i'd do it for sure.

>>5331102

Where are you even getting your info?

>>5331102
Who cares this is gaygen
>>5331103
Yeah i kinda know that feel. I feel like i'll probably want my own kid by like late 20s to early 30s

>>5331097
pls mr.lanket, i'm 5'10'' :^(


>>5331102
you're really, reaaallyyyy mistaken and i'm not even a tranny.

>>5331115
They only like who they feel like they should be attracted to instead of who they are actually attracted to. Just convince them that you're best for their role play.

>>5331121
>They only like who they feel like they should be attracted to instead of who they are actually attracted to

i don't really get this, but

>trannies
>ever

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Would you let him stay the night?

>>5331126
i just want to show my family I have a trannie gf/bf.
I like being edgy and memy and there is nothing more edgy than dating someone who wants to cut their genitals off. It's also pretty memey. Literally pretending to be a girl to that level.
Dank memes.
I actually have no respect for real chasers. They look pathetic at gay bars.

>>5331133

No, he'd probably steal my roids.

>>5331099
>awful

Awful doesn't even begin to cover it. If the implant doesn't take, you're talking potential lethal, brain cooking fevers and you body tries and fails to deal with the "infection". Of if the blood supply isn't sufficient, a miscarriage without a vagina to dispose to the dead fetus. Pounds of necrotic tissue decaying inside the stomach cavity. Potential organ failure as blood is siphoned from other organs to feed the uterus, much like an ectopic pregnancy.

And that's just the easily foreseeable complications.

Still sacrifices mus be made for SCIENCE!

>>5331136
is this maki?

>>5331126
>should be attracted to
>twinks

Surely they should be attracted to masculine guys?

Why the twinks gotta deal with it

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>>5331133
No.
he is ugly.

>>5331142
yeah... no... i don't want to put people through that... that sounds terrible. Science can suck a dick m8.

>>5331143
no...this is the second time you've accused me of this...

>>5330963
We both know you love the attention.

>>5331152
you sound so much like him. sorry mate.

>>5331144
>tfw tranny friends hit on me all the time now that i'm detransed
>tfw just want a masc bf like a normal twink

>>5331144
Twinks have to make sacrifices for the community.

>>5331140
>roids
What are you running?

>>5331150
Don't look at me. It's your fetish.

>>5331157

Twinks should be sacrificed to the community.

>>5331159

Out of oxygen.

>>5331159
why are you pushing all of this on me? you're being mean... i just want to get pregnant not kill people during inhumane science experiments. ;~;

>>5331160
We could make annual twink offerings to the trannies so they would agree to get removed from the LGB.

>>5331155
Come to think of it I did have a tranny friend that freaked out about how i was cute and sent me some pretty disturbing videos.

Huh.

>>5331157
Masc4masc types categorise us along with femboys and trannies, we already make that sacrifice
>>5331160
I just wanna be cut with a ceremonial blade and have an awesome blood orgy

>>5331168

That sounds like a really good plan.

>>5331166

You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

>>5330866
Actually faggot, herpes can be all over and unseen. You might not even know they have it until they flare up

That dick made me want Pussy and battlefront. Thanks for making me straight

>>5331173

I've been meaning to put that on my calendar. Find a nice place in the woods and just tie someone down with thorned vines while a bunch of druids chant. I'm not sure how anythin could be sexier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b6zkM53t8g

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>>5331155
>like a normal twink

>>5331164
kek

>>5331166
>i just want to get pregnant
And Hitler just wanted to unify Europe. You monster.

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>>5331183
Hot af

Select me some year ay? ;)))

>>5331184
don't be mean. fem4masc is default and normal and it always have been. you hetero twinks are the outlier.

>>5331185
please stop being mean to me. i thought we were friends.

>>5331174
:(

>>5331184

Welp there goes the thread.
Have a great night everyone this fag just discovered PePe also.

>>5330946
>fat
You're adorable

>>5331186

Ok. Where are you?

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>>5331188
Sorry bb. Come here and I'll make it all better.

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>>5331188
>fem4masc is default and normal and it always have been

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>>5331188
b o o g e r
is telling me im not normal. ffs.
+ i like masc guys too btw
>>5331191
r8 my p e p e

>>5331191
So has most of facebook and tumblr

Saw a facebook post saying "2015 memes in a nutshell" and pepe was on there near hotline bling.

>>5331184
>>5331188
>normal twink

I... Kind of agree. There are exceptions to the rule where i'd fugg someone who wasn't that masculine
>>5331197
England. I know some great woods out near my hometown, it's down a hill so it collects fog. Nearest landmarks are confusing fields, forests, but mostly lakes, and an old victorian era village built around a children labour building

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>>5331214
lol pls no bully... ;~;

>>5331215
yeh same. like i'd probably hate fuck 5652 m-maybe...

>>5331209
sorry...

>>5331207
hnnnnng
>mfw

>super religious mom asks if I'm going to find a gf soon
>fug it tell her I'm gay and met a guy I really like
>asks when he can meet him

s-should I be worried?

>>5331236
She's gonna cut off his dick and make a cross out of the skin, then fleck you with the blood from it while she makes you fuck your new gf's new vagina trust me i've seen it happen

>>5331236
she knew
she got over it before you came out

>>5331221
I wanna spoon you so hard.

>post butts pls

>>5331236
I wouldn't worry to much. She's still your mom, she still loves you.

>>5331246
I don't know how she could...

My last relationship was with a girl for three years...

Prior to that I dated guys in secrets

>>5330764
You have to be 18 in order to post on this site, and I refuse to believe that somebody this autistic can be 18.

>>>/out/

>when someone you've never met and has your number says they wanna meet you but first wants to hear your voice

mmhmm nigga nope

>>5330764
also senpai, i get a lot of compliments, msgs, and shouts and shit cause im attractive but ive never been this rude to guys. just dont answer their messages if youre gonna be like this

>>5331246
Are your family members placing bets on when you'll come out as tranny again, Boog?

>>5331221
same except all hate no fuck
>>5331215
..like?

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>tfw no brushybrushy providing bf

>>5331279
I don't think it's that weird. I've definitely met girls online, only to find out they sound like Fran Drescher.

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I am not Gay. I do not understand a gay guy at all - I have not really researched enough to comment complicated questions of altered DNA or ???. I am highly educated in my respects. I do not Understand the mass anger about this subject. If you want to be angry, be angry at a subject that you can change or do something about. Until then shut up. -- One of those life lesson things. S-T-F-U

>>5331280
nah i dont think they ever really believed i was trans...
they could see how uncomfortable transitioning made me.

>>5331294
WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME???

>>5331255
idk maybe something got out and you didn't cover all of your bases.

>>5331252
i haven't used hair removal down there in a while... it's nothing you'd want to see rn tbqh.

>>5331299
"I hate when they look like Tarzan, and sound like Jane."

>>5331311
Who is this post directed to?

>>5331312
Why are you so uncomfortable about being yourself, Boog? It's really sad tbqh. You are literally a woman on the inside.

>>5331215

Idyllic!
I have a few comrades out there. We might be able to arrange something.

No homo but i'd kiss another boy on the mouth... I-if i had to

>>5331294
Why, you, of course, 5652 senpai
>>5331327
Trannies have a more aggressive propaganda campaign than the third reich

>>5331267
this. thought and almost posted the same thing about 2hrs ago.

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>>5331337
My soul and benus is ready

Do you guys ever think about how your future self is watching you through memories?

>>5331327
no... no i'm not. inside me i have male organs and male dna and a mildly feminized male brain. it's all man in there, baby.

>>5331318
I think some people underestimate how important voice is to.

>>5331327
Why you guys bully boog?

Leave the little guy alone.

>>5331345
Sounds like a bad time. My future self must be even more pathetic than me.

>>5331318
what if they look like jane and sound like jane?
>booger

>>5331344

God, I want to enrapture you with demonic woodland energies so bad. It'll be kind of like that one scene in Evil Dead, but with you instead. I know some really rapacious trees.

>>5331345
>Do you guys ever think about how your future self is watching you through memories?

I never really though about it like that. I'm usually more focused on my past self.

I want to beat that kid up and take his lunch money.

>>5331340
No propaganda here, it's just that anyone with a tiny dickie like Boog's should be made to transition. It's not healthy for her to carry on like this. She's literally suffocating herself from the inside rn and she's deluded herself into believing that's what she wants :[.

>>5331345
You literally have a uterus, just waiting to bloom rn tbqh.

>>5331347
>little guy
Kek, nice one Caitlyn.

>>5331345

Sometimes.
I kind of wonder if it's brain growing in. Every now and then, I see the future and then some fat cunt comes and interrupts me and brings me back to some stupid shit.

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>>5331358
>tfw my past self did kickboxing and weightlifting

Past me would fuck present me's shit up :-(
>>5331357
Oh baby you know i love it when you talk like that

Dumping pics of our dream vacation btw xx

>tfw come here every night after work for comfy conversation and drama
>still do my other stuff

The night time crews pretty cool.

>>5331347
>Why you guys bully boog?
I think it's that I secretly find him attractive and it bothers me on some level so I end up acting like some ridiculous grade school bully. It's the only way I can show affection and not loose face and have all the other /gaygen/ers make fun of me. ._.

>>5331358
yeah i think about the past a lot too.

>>5331364
>tfw past me had gains
i would not stand a chance ;~;

>>5331364
>weightlifting
You gave up weightlifting? Why would anyone do that?

>>5331372
Lol, I know what you mean. Part of me want's to pull his hair and make him eat dirt. Then pass him a note with "Do you like me? Y/N?"

>>5331364

Imagine a thousand hands and other limbs reaching from the obscurity. They all want you, Niq. Many faces are hidden behind black veils of such number that you can no longer even perceive them from the sheer darkness that cloaks all but the flesh that has become illuminated by the moon and its movement. The dim night fire that burns behind the clearing is blotting out by the unholy shapes which have all gathered to defile your nubile white body. A sudden cold breeze blows the foul smell of rot and decay over the assemblage from somewhere further into the wood. Your fate? Only time will tell.

>>>5331364
>>tfw past me had gains
Mate, it's bad enough that you lie to yourself. Don't lie to gg too.

>>5331376
Wasn't a conscious effort to give up.

I bulked fast, got stronk, i was like a pretty lean ottermode, and then one day i just stopped eating so much and stopped lifting and that's how i became the skinny faggot i am today

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>>5331383
Im spent

>>5331386
How long did it take you to become skinny?

>>5331383

I meant blotted, goddamnit.

>>5331374

I had gains, but I could still beat past me up really easily.

>>5331382
...or dump his books on the ground then feel really bad so you help him pick them up and offer to buy him lunch.

Gaygen I'm having am anxiety attack and am having trouble breathing.

>>5331390
Eh i'm not really sure. I was pretty lean but i think it happened over a somewhat long timespan, i still kept some muscle mass for quite a while. Dunno if i have any gainz left tho

>>5331402
k

>>5331402
step away from the computer and wait it out.
try maybe doing tiny actions to bring yourself back down.

>>5331402
Just chill you're in good company.

>>5331402
Drink water and make yourself cry into your pillow until you fall asleep duh

Fucking amateurs i swear

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>>5330798
more of this pls

also

>>5331411
I'm not at the computer. I was lying in bed trying to sleep when I started freaking out and now I feel like I'm going to throw up.

You're all a bunch of filthy cunts and you're getting dick for Christmas.
Merry fucking Crimmus.

>>5331418
try your best to wait it out. try some belly breathing. talk to yourself. tell yourself it's ok. this is something just needs to happen. a good time to practice coping techniques.

>>5331419

I can confirm.
Might buy myself some more shit, I guess. Don't want any more crap from anybody else, though.

>>5331419
I hope this dick comes with a gift receipt.

>>5331419
I've seen your bp too many times to every take you seriously.

>>5331418
You'll feel less anxious in death, qt :]

>>5331434

How can you not take Matchu seriously when you've seen his bp?

>>5331340
well then
cant not fuck each other now right?
>>5331402
probably really obvious but breathing exercises
basically the only thing outside of beta-blockers that helped me during an anxiety attack

>>5331442
Because he's nothing buy a common whore to me.
Filthy, degraded, kinda silly too. Like some kind of circus animal.

>>5331444
I mean i feel like if we didn't i'd be letting down the team and that just isnt fair after how far we've come together

>>5331449
>phone forgets name
Obviously this is me because nobody else is this funny and charismatic

I have fucked up so bad and I only have myself to blame.

Fuck.

I fucked someone without a condom last night, someone I thought I knew. Fuck. People had said shit to me about the guy but I thought it was queers talking shit, in spite him saying stuff that made me think "wot".

Fuck. I couldn't believe that someone could like me, I have no self confidence or esteem so when someone that I fancied showed interest in me, well, fuck, I can't explain how it made me feel.

I've been lied to and played the entire time I've known this guy, I am such a fool, such a fucking fool.

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>tfw no bf

>>5331456
Maybe if you accepted your tru tranny self, you could garner many qt straight boi bfs.
C'mon, Boog. Do it for me, mate.

>>5331458
>tranny
>having bf

Does

Not

Compute

>>5331458
>cutting off my cute dick
>ruining what's left of my body with hrt
>dating a tranny chaser like you
>dressing up like a girl
>growing out my hair
all of these things sound awful though m8.
i'd rather not.

>>5331455

Did you get rare penisAIDs?
STEC?

>>5331445

Do you say that to all the girls?

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>>5331456
>tfw no bf's chest to use as a pillow while he pets my head and puts his arm around me

>>5331464
>growing out my hair
>awful

Wow, fuck you man.

>>5331419
>you're getting dick
b-but I wanted sweet boy pussy instead :(

>>5331463
Shut up, cunt. Let me torment this tranny in peace.

>>5331464
Don't you want to know what it feels like to rub your smooth thighs together, without that grotesque bulb of a penis getting in the way?
I know you'd be much happier, Boog. It's not healthy to carry on like this tbqh.

>>5331465
No. Only to the ones who spend several years posting pictures of their sweet bps online.
Matchu is one of those girls.

>>5331469
>tfw no bf to grind my ass on while he gets an erection and pokes me with it
>tfw no bf to kiss a lot and make breakfast for
>tfw no bf to sit on his lap at the drive-in
>tfw no bf to have babies and a dog with
>tfw no bf to take dancing lessons with
>tfw no bf to princess carry me
>tfw no bf

>>5331464
eh, not trying to make you a tranny but in the pics I've seen, your long hair looked kinda nice.

>>5331487
You know what to do, Boog. :]

>>5331488
I actually +1 this

Long hair is kinda all or nuffin but urs was nice

>>5331472
>>5331488
>>5331501
ehhh it was so time consuming to take care of though... ;~; i'll think about it. but it'll have to be when i'm more financially stable and can afford trips to a stylist on a regular basis.

>tfw no booger bf

>>5331506

Hey, I'm poor as shit and I look
Great!

>>5331506
Wouldn't sweat it, i know that feel, used to take forever every morning too

Incidentally we have a similar haircut now except i just don't do anything to make it presentable because i am a lazy piece of shit.

>>5331513
>bf
*gf

>>5331518
ehhh idk. you would look better with short hair i think... and a beard... if you took care of the beard with conditioning and beard oils.

>>5331520
yeah shit sucks. i don't know how grills do it. :(
also i know that feel when lazy piece of shit tbqh

>>5331513
i'll be your bf tbqh but you don't live near me

>>5331425
I meant literally dick.

>>5331434
>I've seen your bp too many times to every take you seriously.

That means you haven't seen my videos. Which is actually a good thing; only showed those to my friends.

>>5331433
No, it does come with 500 Rape Dollars, though.

>>5331473
Fuck them and their goddamned oil spills.

>>5331540

Nah, I've seen a guy who looks like me with short hair and a beard. I definitely won.

>>5331547
I've seen the one of you fapping on xtube.

>>5331548
I'm gonna be in Florida for a visit. So close, yet so far.

>>5331449
go go go team niq + 5652<3 save the day once again
skype? or preferred instant messaging app

>>5331554

Ayy papi. What part of Florida? I have some friends down there.

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>tfw there are bottoms on gaygen that aren't /fit/ and beefy

what's your excuse

>>5331559

God he looks like Stretch Armstrong or some shit.

>>5331555
Sure post ur skype mine is highly classified cuz all the kids want to be my friend

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Tfw no Geralt femboy bf

>>5331568

Huh.

>developing a cold and my throat's all hurty
>guts are still making all sorts of nasty noises
>look shitty because i got caught in the rain earlier and it ruined my hair
>overate today by a lot
someone please end my pain ;-;

>>5331568
Why is ciri even dressed like that

I'd totes pee in geralt's butt tho, good game desu senpai

>>5331570
Would you bang femGeralt?

>Writer-Anon is typing
O///O

>>5331574

Maybe. He has to be all coy, though.

>>5331578
>>5331573
This, by the way, is the product of using cheats to switch character. You also get InvisiGeralt. I was disappointed equipping Ciri's armour had no effect though. I sort of expected a fucked up Ciri torso on Geralt.

>>5331550
My videos, or most of them, involve me roughly fucking or facefucking people, mostly guys, but two women and one femboy with little tiny boobies with pink puffy nipples too, with slapping and choking sprinkled in generously.
I'm kind of a sexual sadist. I don't like using restraints, though. I prefer using my own hands for that.

Most of them got kind of scared and then started loving it. Which was strange. I took the femboy's virginity. He's a self-described "painslut" now.
What's also weird is that the part of me which enjoys others' suffering doesn't extend outside of the bedroom. I'm not sure where those desires stem from.
I'm really, really far from being a mean person otherwise. In fact, I've been told I'm rather sweet. :p

>>5331558
Around Brandon, probably, which is near Tampa.

>>5331585
I don't like hearing about degrading sex, unless I'm the one doing the degrading.
I want to stick something up your butt. I don't know what, but I'll find the answer some day.

>>5331568
Holy shit, some woman is wearing Geralt's head as a helmet.

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>>5331583
That's my fetish

>>5331585

Whoah.
I remember you fucking rough, but don't remember it being that rough. Not sure I ever saw the femboy vid. Was all this back in the day?

I may know a Tampa guy.

>>5331594

Hahaha.
It follows.

>>5331594
Perfect desu

>>5331610
Tfw bgf so i can feel their beard scratch my face while i fuck them in the vagina

>>5331604
I don't even have the videos anymore; I honored my agreement to him and deleted them upon his request like a year after making them.
Apparently I have some sense of honor and integrity. Which is unfortunate sometimes.

They were better than any porn video I've ever seen, though. I've never seen someone absolutely love taking dick so much, and on his first time!

A Tampa guy, you say?

>>5331559
>tfw skinny and 5'1 tall
>tfw can't put on weight no matter how much I eat

I'm trying anon-senpai

>>5331559
Not exclusively a bottom but if i were beefy then nobody would be able to carry me when i inevitably get black-out drunk and cant walk

It's really functional when you think about it

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>>5331640
>5'1 tall

>>5331626

Wow, that sounds amazing. My first time was weird. Fun, but weird.

Yeah. But it'd just be like a DJ or something. Unless I'm confusing Florida cities.

>>5331640

I'm jealous.

So I always thought I was straight but lately I'm not so sure how can I know for sure?

>>5331559
I would have to eat more to get bigger.
If I get any bigger it'll be from drinking more whole milk. But then I'd have to practically fill the fridge with milk. It's a pain.

>>5331670
Catch the butt flu.

>tfw itll be 2 years now in January when you met this guy
>you hit him up first cause you were slightly interested in him
>he's interested in meeting
>first date and he's says you're really winning him over
>talk
>time and 2 dates happen cause of scheduling
>really starting to fall for him, feels mutual
>one time met up with him, went to a movie and came back to his place
>knew where things were heading
>things weren't hot and heavy but anticipation building
>told him i wanted to wait because i wanted to know about std and hiv status is all
>said no problem
>waits another time
>meet up few times
>there were no sexual overtones
>last date was just a hike
>never saw him again
>said he was too busy
>"o-okay"

Fuck where did it all go so wrong? Even when I asked him I don't think he gave me an honest answer. I mean, was in the wrong for wanting to get STD or at least confirm to each we're both clean? I think one mistake was not verbalizing that.

If this is what being heartbroken is like, then I don't wanna be in love with someone. I guess I'll just stick to my rebound bf for another 2 years.

>>5331563
ghettoky0t3
add me i will be online tonight busy rn

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>>5331671
I've only ever been slightly less twinky than this.

>Writer Anon is committing suicide on Skype rn
Call for help.

>>5331676
Buy new undied, butthole boi.

>>5331675
Done. No backing down now m8 everyone on gaygen has witnessed it, no escape ever

>>5331682

Oh shit it died again.

>>5331676
Underwear simply shouldnt be that long

>xs masterrace

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>>5331559

its a work in progress!

>>5331682
Weren't you banned? You naughty Aussie cunt.

>>5331712

Oh thank goodness you're ok.

>>5331720
>Oh thank goodness you're ok.

Erm, he's just bullshitting on Skype, but why the fuck would you be worried? Besides, even if I did die, someone else could take my place. Like Batman, but better.

>>5331712
writer anon pls no kill yourself m8.
we love you.

>>5331720
He's not okay at all. Seek help.
I'm trying to keep him occupied, but he really shat the bed this time.

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how are the baratiddies coming along, gaygen?

>>5331730
Behave.

>>5331729
What.

I'm not a suicide risk lmao

>>5331726

You know I care about you.

>>5331729

This. Don't do it, Writer-Anon.

>>5331731
>tfw he says he can tell a difference in your chest
personally i think i'm just growing fat tits but it was still nice to hear

>>5331731
Too hairy, I don't want my men to give me friction burn.

>>5331737
>I'm not a suicide risk lmao
Sad for you rn :[
Can't even admit to your severe depression.
You're almost as bad as the Boog.

>>5331740

who is "he"?

>>5331753
some guy on the internet
i could have said
>tfw an internet friend says
but that seems like more information than necessary

>>5331731

my dad said i was "looking good" when i walked out the shower wearing only a towel yesterday

was a bit awkward really :s

>>5331731
Does mild gyno count ;_____;

>>5331764
bow chicka wow wow

>>5331751

You know, Writer-Anon idolizes Ernest Hemingway, too. He always thinks about him when he's writing his instructional booklets, and it totally devastated him when he read Hemingway's Wiki page last year.

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>>5331764
>tfw dad never told you that you looked good
>tfw never had anything in common with dad
>tfw tried dating guys like him so at least my bf could connect with my dad
>tfw dad gave up on me
;~;

>>5331645
Pls no bully
I'm in my safe space

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>>5331769
You are my cute girl <3

I wanna pet you on the head and kiss you :3c

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>>5331769
;——;

That feel reporting in

>>5331777
That's pretty fucked up booger.

>>5331777

my dad is kinda awkward + nerdy lol

hes very sweet, but we dony fish together or anything, we usually just chat about politics and interesting legal precedents for up to 2 hours at a time. hes an odd guy, but hes great all the same.

>>5331770

oh god

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>>5331731
They're coming slowly.

>>5331777
Tfw dad killed himself before i was even born because he knew i was gonna be a faggot

>>5331783

hey harmonist how much do you bench

>>5331785

y-you too

>>5331784
i'm just teasing
i don't think your dad wants to bang you
then again i don't know your dad, so what do i know

>>5331782
>tfw no gf to bite my ears until i cum handsfree
>tfw no gf to tease my nipples until i cum handsfree
:c

>>5331782

Were you mentioned earlier in this thread?

>>5331783
yeah well... maybe if he payed attention to me instead of stealing my savings bonds for his drug addiction... maybe i wouldn't be trying my damnedest to get him to praise me 20 years later. ;~; i just wanted a dad, man...

>>5331784
my best friend's dad is a lot like that. dads like that are cool.

>>5331786
i'm sorry, family.

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>>5331773
I don't give a shit about that, fucking tranny.

Look at this fucking loony, he's approaching Circe-tier rn.

>>5331785
Post rectum.

>>5331784
>but we dony fish together
what is dony fishing?

>>5331793
I dont know ?
>>5331791
I homo, i dont want a gf but i half get it

>>5331801
writer anon if this is true i am going to find you and murder you

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>>5331731

slow progress but its a start i think

>>5331802
should be "dont fish"

>>5331806
I'd like to see you try, pussy.

>>5331801
wtf... has irish-anon seen this? I gotta warn him that writer-kun is a fucking loony

>>5331800
Booger cutest trip <3
>>5331803
Do you have any weak spots that give you so much pleasure~?

>>5331806
You don't put mice in a blender to feed a snake, think that image through a little, how would the snake feed on a mouse smoothie. You feed the snake the mice live.
The cunt is just being a cunt.

>>5331814
He's becoming more and more unhinged. I'm seriously worried rn.

>>5331806
He's way ahead of you. Got the noose around his neck, phamily-pie.

>>5331817
>>5331814
>>5331806
Not sure if people are believing this or if ERP Aussie cunt is just responding over and over again.

He was trying to fuck with me psychologically, so I lied, and went into graphic detail about how I (don't actually do this) put live mice in blenders.

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>>5331801
Nah my significant otter wouldn't like that.

>>5331788
>y-you too
C'mon now anon, you're gonna be a big fit guy. There's no reason to be nervous.

>>5331559
Working on it. Well not the bottom part.

>>5331818
If you have any of his personal information then post it

I get the urge to call his job and shit

>>5331825
It's something I can imagine you do though.

>>5331814
I've never made it that far with sex to find out

Last guy went weird on me because he touched my chest while we were kissing and went serious and started asking me if i was transitioning and we never had sex because it was really awkward

>>5331801

Don't make me tranny. You wouldn't like me when I'm tranny.

Also, yes. That's very Hemingway of him. I'm concerned for his safety.

>>5331806

It's true!
Mice barely have any marrow at all compared to larger animals! No mess!

>>5331800

My dad.
Stuff.

>>5331832
that's sad. because your chest+tum are qt as fuck. makes me kind of jelly.

>>5331811
some pussy who calls themselves 'writer-anon' isnt going to be scary, do you think you scare me? pussy ass bitch. i bet you haven't even been in a legitimate street fight situation before.
post location + phone number and i will beat ur nerdy ass, film it and post it here for everyone to see. i know you wont though, because you are a faggy little bitch who kills defenseless animals for fun.

>>5331800
You don't need people like that in your life anyway and why should you give a shit what he thinks. I haven't seen my dad in 10 years and couldn't give a flying fuck. You don't need validation from someone else to make you happy man.

>>5331788
I don't I'm a card game addict with a fractured elbow.

>>5331834
Wow I took an educated guess on the marrow thing. I'm quite pleased with myself for being able to bullshit so cogently.

>>5331831
Yeah sure mate.

>>5331829
Don't be a fucking pussy. Also I work as a freelance writer. Good luck calling my work.

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>>5331827

>tfw was ill and missed 2 workouts
>bench dropped all the way down to 52.5kg for 5
>tfw reverse progress towards being a bigguy4u

:(

>>5331825
Writer Anon, pls. I am v concerned for your safety.

>>5331827
I'm your significant other so long as you post in this gen, boi. Show me that rectum.

>>5331829
No, he's v secretive. Just very depressed. It's sad, really.

>>5331834
You're always v tranny. One of the most tranny posters here, even if you are overshadowed by the big Boog.

>>5331831

It certainly sounds like something he'd enjoy.

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>>5331845
Why am I suddenly a psychopath? All I did was a little creative writing

>>5331841
who is going to want to hire the freelancer who kills mice for fun
you fucked up writer-anon

>>5331849

no smoke without fire m8

>>5331849
You'd do it for research purposes. It's the way you wrote about the screams.

>>5331853
where there's smoke, they pinch back

>>5331836
Not really anything to be jealous of

I have to wear jackets all the time and it feels like poking a bad bruise if something bumps into my chest and i cant sleep on my tummy. It makes looking for guys a lot more scary too in case they get the wrong idea or they laugh or something