Gay General: Star Wars Edition

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>>5329141
prev. thread: >>5327900

>>5329141

What do you mean op?

>someone posts ugly pic on gg
>gets same comments your pics do
>oh god

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>>5329168
idk.. how gay are you for Star Wars?

>>5329176
My trolling succeeded at least in that aspect.

>>5329158
He's.... not attractive tbqh

>>5329178

i used to be into that, not so much nowadays.

>>5329176
You can literally post the ugliest picture you can find and someone on gaygen will say you're his fetish.

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>>5329180
dammit, why did you have to call out the hugbox

there goes my self esteem

>>5329187
So there's hope?

>>5329187

that really isnt tru tho. No one here is below a 4.

>>5329187
This
I don't think anyone has ever been called objectively ugly despite how distorted or small or too big any features are.

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>>5329188
reminder to not reject the ugly guys :^)

we want love too

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>>5329142
yet I have a steady bf, 4 close friends I could trust with my life, ~10 people in my "inner circle" and around 20 people I'm on good terms with on top of that
>these people shouldn't like you a bloo bloo
yet they all love me despite what I do

basically, you're fucking dense

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>>5329194
You haven't seen everyone's pics though

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>>5329183
but anon, you could fuck his floppy ear holes :3

>>5329208

True but even still.

gonna repost this here...

omfg i've been crushing on a friend hard for years and i never knew if he was also just closeted since he never had a gf or expressed any interest but i was too scared of ruining the friendship to explicitly make a move

i get super cuddly with him when we hang out but i never really felt like he was as into it as i am so i just assumed he's straight (but its not like he pushes me away or anything...and it goes beyond "normal" friends cuddling desu)

last month he made an online dating profile indicating he's straight/looking for girls

my fucking hopes and dreams just all got crushed?

or is he still closeted :| do i have a chance at all :|

>this guy I'm seeing asks me if I want to see Star Wars
>yes, going with the friend I dislike is only other option
>good I can't wait
>"kylo ren is luke skywalker"
>cyka blyat!
>is it true
>yes
kurwa

Just found a straight guy I went to school with is HIV positive. He was kinda white trash and everyone's making prayer circle groups on facebook for him and are asking for donations, but nobody gave a shit when we did a blood drive to benefit everyone.

It shouldn't piss me off so much but it does

>>5329211
Fuckin' hell I'm tryina eat here

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>>5329211

>>5329222
I want to go to Church with cute guys my age :3

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>>5329191
Always.

>>5329194
>pic related

>>5329201
/gg/ is a huge hugbox desu.

>>5329211
I got in trouble when I put a padlock through some emo kids ear

>>5329214
>online dating profile saying he's straight
Why would someone closeted do this?
>they wouldn't
Time to start getting over it, buddy.

>>5329227

It's true or at least i believe it.

>>5329213
Yeah most people aren't that ugly. Just average. Hell I'm average, but you never know what could be lurking here

>>5329214
Cuddle him harder.

Go for the kiss.

>>5329214
You sound deluded, to be honest.

>>5329227
Sweet I most likely won't die alone

>>5329232
>>5329245

thanks i needed to hear this

i shall try

>>5329249
Y..you're not gonna come up with a bunch of reasons why he's "totally in denial and closeted" against all reason?

This has never happened before

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>>5329238
>mfw on the internet no one knows you're not a 4/10

>>5329194
you're so kinda and supportive tits

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Daily reminder.

>>5329248
>tfw had relationships
>tfw still think i'll die alone, living like an outcast 150kms away from civilisation in a hut in norway

>>5329269
>niq, young hitler, hitler

Uhh..

>tfw no gf
It would be nice to cuddle and watch a movie :c
Why are girls so cute

>>5329277
niq?

>>5329270
We could run away together !!!

>>5329270
hi tom

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>>5329262

You're the only real looking twink here. the rest look like trannies at least the ones i seen.

>>5329281

bigen honey.

>>5329281
>tfw qtpersian will get a qtbf

:3c

>>5329281
Girls suck to cuddle with
>tfw short hair is never annoying

>>5329281
because they have thick beards, musky hairy chests, thick muscular arms, and large throbbing cocks? ...oh... wait a sec...

>>5329292
>tfw hairy
>he still calls you a twink
do not erase my satyrpup identity, bigot

>>5329269
Why is this still getting posted.

>>5329287
Tripfag on the far left

>>5329288
y-you too

>>5329291
I-i don't know who tom is.

>>5329310
because I love you

>>5329312
Me too?

>>5329312
oh
my bad
there's a trip living in the middle of the arctic nowhere

>>5329309

Whoops sorry.

You're a satyrpup and my bf is a satyrboi. Come to the east coast fag lol

>>5329309
sludgepup satyrs are my fetish jsyk

>>5329299
shit honestly, if i wanted i could get a bf this minute

i got like a handful of guys in my town obsessed about me... but im in love with girls :c

but no girls want me :c

>>5329331

If you like women why are you posting here?

>>5329326
>east coast
but i'm loving california, land of crime sprees and massacres

>>5329330
hey baby how you doin ;)

>>5329331
>biscum

reee

>>5329335

Lame....

>>5329331
Don't try to stop your gay destiny !

>>5329331
Don't try to stop your gay destiny!

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>>5329318
You should've made me look cool in the screenshot at least

Use this instead

>>5329338
>>5329334
straight

im 100% str8

>>5329352

Then get out.

>>5329340
(psst that was sarcasm)

>>5329331
>Don't try to stop your gay destiny!
Don't try to stop your gay destiny!

>>>/soc/22890344

>>5329351
nice

>>5329357

lol what you up too?

>>5329364
y u do dis

>>5329364
ayy troop i caught u quotin the wrong post huh

>>5329366
browsing gaygen
b/c that's how exciting my life is

>>5329254
i mean it sounded retarded as soon as i wrote it and posted it and read it so you guys are probably right and i was just being irrational. disappointed but what can you do

we're still really good friends and ill satisfy myself with the occasional hug when we see each other. -shrug-

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>>5329356
n-no

I-I LOVE YOU

>>5329376

I'm playing bloodborne atm and just dicking around on here.

>>5329399

But i only love white guys... tee hee

>>5329405
i can sell you my white sissy femboy meido slave

>>5329366
Being sick. I went full retard and went to the gym with a cold. Now it's some sort of mega ultra cold of death.

>>5327933
>poor white from the midwest
>midwest

Ayy

>>5329399
>non-whites
>ever

>>5329401
is that one of the dark souls games?
i tried playing the second one, that shit is not for me

>>5329420
i moved

>>5329418
>buying porn

i want the 1970s to leave.

>>5329430

Something like dark souls but different.

>>5329430
>i moved

Good choice. lol

>>5329453
>buying porn

To be fair he never explicitly said he was talking about porn. He could legitimately have a sex slave.

>>5329331
Why not ask the gays here what the secret to getting women is? There seem to be a few that are confident that getting women is pretty easy.

>>5329430
>is that one of the dark souls games?

It's like dark souls, but in a gothic 18th-19th century environment.

>>5329474
Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don't be unattractive

It just helps that most (not all) gays are cute af

>>5329474
Step 1 : Go to a nightclub

Step 2 : Don't be ugly

Repeat until desired results

>>5329474
Yeah, but whatever niq is going to say, niq will still look like niq.

Everyone wants his boypussy.

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>>5329474
>tfw no one at uni knows i'm homo
>tfw befriend 6/10 christian girl for lecture notes
>tfw she's hitting on me and asking me out for coffee

p-please, make it stop.

>>5329475
i meant more the system or whatever
dying 6000 times isn't fun for me

>>5329453
>i want the 1970s to leave.
i thought it was the 80s that was all about buying porn and the 70s was all about having to go to adult theaters.

>>5329496

You just need a guy to help you git gud

>>5329497

meh. lol

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>>5329485
stop it you

>>5329474
Im ugly :c

I got everything else, i am just ugly

>>5329501
i'd rather stay bad

>>5329517
try dancing in mcdonalds and picking up a fat chick instead

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first for
>tfw no bf

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>>5329517

Not uggo but not great at least to me.

>>5329524

cold blooded :D

>>5329485
>Everyone wants his boypussy.
meh, not me. I'm not attracted to someone who doesn't play guitar as well as me.

>>5329530
Im ugly

>tfw no gf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ
Sweeeet

>>5329530
was it? those games just don't appeal to me

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>>5329517
bisex uggos not allowed here.

get out

>>5329531
yeah but my dad could beat your dad up

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>>5329540
>>5329540

Didnt say you were uggo you dum shit. Just not my type....

>>5329541

hey guy

>>5329543

what games you like fag lord.

>>5329527
>picking up a fat chick

There's no way he can pick up a fat chick with those arms. He could probably roll one over though.

>>5329540
G E T O U T
E
T

O
U
T

>>5329551
rpgs (that aren't dark souls)

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>>5329551
Hey man. How goes things? Gonna be shooting some zombies soon.

>>5329571
Oh, so you like demon souls then?

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>mfw

boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/7744224/gay-lesbian#p7778234


>>5329571

Dragon quest is gud.

>>5329574

What game you playing?

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>wasn't allowed to watch adult rated movies when young
>parents used to record the good ones on tape
>every time I was sick or "sick" I watched the forbidden tapes while parents weren't around
>saw stuff like "Alien", "The Thing", "Clockwork Orange", and "Shining" from around age 8 onwards
>keep watching the "banned" movies

>eventually saw Howling 2 at age 10
>completely turned off by the hairy bitch turning into a werewolf
>first time I ever thought I might be gay

>years later, forgot all about VHS tapes in favor of Kazaa and Limewire
>hook up the VHS just for nostalgia
>put on one of mom's dumb tapes called "The Full Monty" since I never saw that one before
>mfw I realized I'm full homo after I got erect from watching those guys stripping on film
>mfw I realized I never even had a proper boner before it despite watching a metric tonne of straight porn
I'm okay with it now though

when did you realize you're full homo, /gaygen/?

I mean it's not normal for your girl friends to talk about their vaginas and hot guys around you right? Do they think I'm gay or something? I know I'm not very masc but it makes me so uncomfortable to think that they're so sure that I'm gay.
One of my friends always says shit like "you know that hot guy in our math class blablablah" and I get seriously nervous. They never asked me if I'm gay (and if they did I would say no) but they certainly act like I am.
I need to stop hanging out with girls desu

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>>5329593
>boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/7744224/gay-lesbian#p7778234

I'm all for rough fucking and shit like choking, but if someone were to smack my head like that i'd be pissed not horny desu.

Paging qtpersian, you never told me how your ears turn you on like your nipples do

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>>5329575

>>5329593
i'm so excited they're finally gonna release dq7 3ds in english

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>>5329593
>boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/7744224/gay-lesbian#p7778234

Why is that boy hitting the other boy :(

Just coughed up two fucking tonsil stones, they smell like shit

>>5329610
I was stupid to tell you that..

>>5329623
it would be nice if you could not.

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>>5329608

I kind of like it that rough sometimes. ;-;

>>5329612

Both 7 and 8 are getting a release. I can't wait for dq11!

>>5329623
>>5329623

I get them from time to time. Horrible.... get your tonsils removed.

>>5329629
yeah but idc about 8 at all :3c

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>>5329612

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>>5329634
>>5329634
>idc about 8 at all

Its like you want me to punch you.

>>5329629
This is the first time I've had them, hopefully it won't become a problem
>>5329627
No

>>5329626
Why? Is it not true? Are you a liar?

>>5329629
>I kind of like it that rough sometimes. ;-;

Dunno, i would have to be extremely horny and the guy fucking me to be bigger than me that i couldn't physically resist it.

Kinda rapey desu.

>>5329659
Its true im just tired and need a gf ;_;

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>tfw want Piplup in ORAS, but can't until after League

>>5329621
lol, I know you're trollin' but your gif was my basic reaction to that webm

>>5329540
I'm sorry

>>5329649
sry
i never played it, never had any desire
i've played almost all the others tho
7 and 3 are standouts

>>5329623
>The fuck is a tonsil stone?
>Google it

Jesus. This is the most horrifying thing since I looked up what a 'bug chaser" was.

>>5329663
what's your fc? i'll breed you one rn if you want

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>>5329670

Its one of the best ones lol

I demand you play it!

>>5329676
you can buy it for me if you want, otherwise...

>>5329674
Hi
Pls post pics of your torso, bulge, legs and dick

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>>5329675
what do you want in return?

>>5329684
You first.

>>5329674
Dunno.
I think anal warts are more horrifying than tonsil stones.

>>5329700
you want a pic of my dick? what are you gay or smth

baka

>>5329696
>>5329696
just send me some trash
i've got a full living dex and like a couple extra of every legend so i just like to breed stuff to help people out sometimes. the only thing i still need is hoopa, i'm hoping i find someone willing to trade for an event legend or something
any nature/egg moves you want?

>>5329659
I will tell you about my ears tommorow, i promise

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI

>>5329702
Any sort of genital wart is gross. But at least they aren't in your mouth where you can taste them.

>>5329706
lol

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>>5329720
nawh just what ever piplup comes. I never traded over the internet is it Game Sync ID?

>>5329724
so 2005

>>5329730
nah, go to your home menu, open your friend list (the orange smile at the top) and find yourself on the list and it'll show your code at the top. give me that and you can add me by clicking register friend and putting my code in
5112-3438-8203

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>>5329740

>>5329706
>tfw never understood the appeal of dick pics

>>5329751
yeah i know, but i don't go to mcdonalds ever
i got your penguin, what's your fc?

>>5329696
whoever drew that has no sense of anatomy tbqh

>>5329674
They were tiny, like a little smaller than a grain of rice

looking for boyfriend masc4masc only no blacks no asians

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>>5329731
>tesla boy - modern thrills was recorded 5 years ago
>sufjan stevens' casimir pulaski day was recorded 10 years ago
>darude - sandstorm was recorded 16 years ago

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>>5329763
sorry im tarded with this stuff, there is no smiley face thing but I have a code of mine 4038-6716-4739

i love this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnCLiNDx1qU

>>5329796
oh, weird
so now if you add me too we'll show up to each other on the pss in game

Story time?

>Met guy ten years older than me because I'm shy and want to get out and meet more people and decided to say yes to anyone asking me out for coffee (I'm oblivious as fuck)
>Meet twice after texting for a while (I had gone to visit family for a few weeks)
>Think nothing of it
>Get back and get the flu, he asks to hang and I say "I'm ill"
>He keeps texting and asking
>"When I'm better"
>Starts texting me more and more
>Texts me one night at quarter to twelve asking if I'm in bed yet, this after saying I was feeling ill as

>The other day get a message on grindr after changing my pic
>"Ugly"
>Think nothing of it
>Guy texts me today asking to met, didn't reply yet
>Sends me another text asking to meet somewhere else then
>That message was sent a few mins after getting a message on grindr, from a new profile, in the same location as the one from the other day saying:
>"Fuck you are an ugly gremlin"
>"You look special"
>"You look unemployable"

The guy texting me knows I'm unemployed. Why, why does this happen?

>>5329808
idk he sounds like a vindictive psychopath just block him

>>5329782
>wanting hispanics

>>5329804
She's underrated desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyDYI_ddZY

>>5329808
>old gays are creepy and desperate

in other news, water is wet.

What do you guys do when you feel betrayed by everyone?

>>5329760
I don't no either really. I post them because I like dick mires.

>>5329779
>it's only a small lump of calcified bacteria mucus and dead flesh

no pls

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>>5329807
There is no option to type in anyone's number. There is a friends list but it just has my other games profiles. don't know if i'm retarded or if there is something wrong with my game. it does say parental settings on. and game chat disabled. haven't figured out how to put it on.

>>5329827
He knows where I live and has my number.

Fuck, this sorta shit always happens to me.

>>5329827
>old gays are creepy and desperate
He's not even that old, really. Late 30s.

>>5329830
make them pay

>>5329847
lol, that's weird your parental lock is on
you'll have to go to your home menu and go into settings and turn them off and then you should be able to add people to your 3ds friend list

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>you look like so much of a creep that people walk across the road before having to walk past you
can't make this shit up
>>5329849
you're that baby towel boy, aren't you?

>>5329863
Lord, nintendo plz! That shit's stupid. hold on

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>>5329842
Biceps, chest and back shots are way hotter desu than a penis just standing there.

>>5329848
>late 30s
>not old

>>5329830
I remember i'm not a 16 year old anymore.

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>>5329875
>tfw early 30s

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>>5329863
added but now how do I trade on Pokemon. Im on Pokemon X right now since that game has all my collection on it.

>>5329908
connect to the internet and we should show up to each other on the pss
i thought i saw you online for a sec

>>5329913
Shit sorry wrong game Pokemon Y is the game that has all the Pokemon. you want a noibat?

>>5329904
>tfw 20

i feel old desu, my twink glory days are gone.

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>>5329875
>Biceps, chest and back shots are way hotter desu than a penis just standing there.

Am I doing it right?

>>5329923
lol that's fine, i'm just gonna trash whatever you give me

>>5329928
whore

>I'm so jelly of dat body tho

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>>5329923
>>5329930
I gotta Piplup!

>>5329928
ily so so so so much :~

>>5329928
You should've done a double bicep flex desu.

Hot chest, though.

>>5329935
enjoy

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>>5329935
>mfw you kept the starter name.

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>>5329932
seconded
>>5329935
So kawaii

>>5329946
for my trainer? i didn't in xy b/c it had customization and but oras doesn't and it feels more like i'm playing as the character rather than a self insert

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>>5329945

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>>5329963
Nevermind it's an inside joke that would take forever to explain.

>>5329932
>I'm so jelly of dat body tho

Don't be, I'm still dyel as fuck. :(

>>5329940
Thank you bb

Post boy pussy.

>>5329944
To busy playing with my nips to flex.

Guess what the other hand's doing. lol

>>5329976
>Don't be, I'm still dyel as fuck. :(

wtf man fuck off

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>>5329952
you have your own fursuit yet?

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>>5329976
>dyel

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>>5329977
>>5329992
Srs. It's all angles, lighting and flexing.

In clothes, you wouldn't even know I lifted.

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>>5329981
>fursuits

Not my thing.

>>5329976
>Guess what the other hand's doing

breh...

You're in the top 5 of my husbandos from /fit/ desu.

>>5329981
>tfw you used to have a fursona and actually have a few commissioned pieces of it

I miss my furry friends

>>5330014
R-really? I've got to be the tiniest trip on /fit/

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>>5330030
RIP tinytrip ;_;

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>>5330030
>>5330030

But you're the fittest guy on gaygen. LOL

>>5330014
>breh

>>5330030
Nah, there's even skellies tripping now.

>>5330012
that's cool man. like they say, different strokes for different folks
>>5330019
you're welcome here too, as long as you're gay

life, liberty, and the fursuit of happiness

>>5330058
>as long as you're gay

>tfw been posting on gaygen for almost 2 months even though I am straight

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>>5330064
>straight

REEE

>>5330068
I am not even joking actually

>>5330064
That's how it starts, bro.

(RUN!)

>>5330064
i've got some bad news for you, furscum...

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>>5330064
fucking breeders.

Homotopia when?

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>>5330037
;_;

>>5330040
We'll see how long that lasts. lol

>>5330055
I must have started a trend.

>>5330073

Thats my point. this place is for gay men only.

>>5330074
I am very sure of and comfortable with my sexuality. Nothing will change.

>>5330077
Never.

>>5330082
Oh well, I like breaking the rules.

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>>5330087
Remove heteros and kebab desu.

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>>5330064
>he has posted in gay threads for months under the pretense of "trolling"
>he's still a virgin
>talking with gay people is the only thing that gives him a sense of belonging
>after all that's happened he still thinks he's straight

>>5330087
why are you here if not your desire for cock

>>5330087
its not even about breaking the rules. its about common courtesy

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>>5330100
>mfw growing up during The Cornhusker frenzy in the 90's

>>5330098
I never said I was trolling? I don't troll, ever.

>>5330100
No reason. I'm just a really bored person.

>>5330103
Sorry, never meant to offend anyone.

>>5330100
Who would want a cock. Shit's gross yo.
>Post boy pussy

>>5330104
>Cornhusker frenzy
What?

>>5330104
>tfw growing up in indiana when larry bird and bobby knight existed in the sports world

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>>5330111

It's bad enough we tolerate the biscum and the trannies, now we have to put with straights too.

>>5330115
I don't think I am hurting anyone by being on here...

>>5330115
Fuck. I would kill for a massage right now. My back is killing me.

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>>5330113
Nebraska Cornhuskers American Football. they were undefeated for awhile in the 1990's. Nebraska is the state I was born and raised in. I could give less of a shit about football and if you lived here and don't follow football people look at you strange and think you're retarded or something for not liking the sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lozi9R-Wlnk

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>>5330126
>tfw no bf to give back rubs and cook food with for the winter bulk

s-stahp.

>>5329601
Nothing real special. In middle school, I imagined taking a hot shower with this athlete that went to my school and it gave me the strongest stiffy ever. I got a pretty good idea of what he looked like naked because his locker was right next to mine in the locker room and I'd glance over when he undressed.

I just want someone to bend me over and fuck the shit out of me

>>5330141
>>5330141
Fuuuuck anon, you tease. That sounds so amazing.

>God I'm so hard right now
>Time for fap #4

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>>5330171
>>5330171

fucking athletes man

I used to insult them all with the most rancid and vile terms imaginable when I was in middle school just because they would wrestle me down for doing that

Greetings and felicitations, children of technology.

>>5330141
butterface

Alright I've given up. Ive given in im becoming a subby femboi instead of an alpha male that I am.

>>5330217
>le overly critical faggot

>tfw trying to make a CV but it's difficult to highlight the skills and qualifications on 1 page

Fuck. I can't find a good design anywhere and it's killing me.

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>>5330174
>>5330218

Post ass.

>>5330213
The jocks in middle and high school were never mean to me. In fact, quite the opposite. Well, none of the football and baseball players or wrestlers. The basketball players are a different story though, but it wasn't because of my sexuality. I guess it helps that I'm not a flaming faggot.

>>5330232
That sucks. As a programmer it's easy, just use buzzwords like git and name all your languages

>tfw on-site interview tomorrow
Someone kill me. I don't know if I even want this job but I hate interviews :c

>>5330253
yeah, jocks were always cool, very unlike what the jocks in cartoons were like. that's why I fucked with them both figuratively and literally.

I didn't have Basketball-Americans in my school since I live in a white country

>>5330289
I have a software dev interview tomorrow as well. I've somehow managed to get over interview anxiety but now my problem is I don't know how to respond to questions like "Why do you want to work here?".

Does anyone know how to get rid of butt acne? I dont want to have sex anymore until I get rid of this shit. I wear fresh underwear everday idk what else to do. Anyone else have this problem?

>>5330299
Right? And you can't just say "because you'll pay me to do my job". Fucking bullshit HR questions.

I wasn't asked any HR questions in my phone interview...it was all experience, then we went right into programming questions. Hopefully it's similar tomorrow. One thing I've never done before is whiteboard programming. Super scared for that, I'm pretty bad without an IDE...

>>5330306
exfoliate, try looser underwear like boxers

>>5330312
>One thing I've never done before is whiteboard programming. Super scared for that, I'm pretty bad without an IDE

I wish I had advice for you but I have come to realize I am kind of shit at programming. I even had an internship with a big military contractor while I was in college and I just ACTED like I knew what I was doing. Somehow got a letter of recommendation from it. But I don't like programming in my spare time. I feel like I enjoy doing it but I would never do it as a hobby or for fun or something. It just feels like work I can sort of enjoy doing.

One of my hurdles is I don't know how the fuck to prepare for a technical interview.

>>5330253
>tfw my HS crush was a 6'4'' basketball qt
>still lust for his cock whenever i go back to my hometown

Never been bullied by jocks, most of them liked me and we hanged out, even made out with a guy from the football (yuro) team.

>>5330306
I get the occasional butt pimple, dunno if it's acne, probably not.
you can try body scrubs, like make one yourself with salt, sugar, any oil, cinnamon and do it like 2-3 times a week when you're showering.

>>5330245
nice nips, 10/10 would bite.

>>5330306
Try something with salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide.

>>5330326
>exfoliate

Should I exfoliate daily or every other day or something else? Also are boxer briefs loose enough or should I start wearing full on boxers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7S7n8CbG18

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>been drinking for 8 hours since last shift ended
>no money to even buy a proper meal
>have to go work an 8 hour shift in 2 hours

>>5330353
depends on the strength
there are exfoliating body washes you can get, very common, that you can use daily nbd with like a loofa/scrub
idk about body washes, but i know for faces they make some pretty strong exfoliators that you should only use once a week or so
since you're having probs, try switching to boxers for a week or so and see if that helps

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I am thinking of joining the "gay" but i really need some convincing, maybe if some anon could kik me and try to get me to join. kik: NAIRBzepol

Why is there no Yaoi anime series about Gordon Ramsay? I don't really watch anime, but I'd watch the shit out of that.

"What is this on the counter? What is this absolute shit? Fuck this shit."
"Oh yes Gordon, harder, HARDER"

>tfw instead of being trans I joined the military

What was your biggest mistake you've ever made gaygen?

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>>5330377
Kill yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF3FjUijxjY

>>5330342
Wow you're basically me.

I had an internship over the last summer (graduating college this year) where I felt like I didn't know anything about anything.It was pretty discouraging.

Though, I feel like everyone gets a little bit of imposter syndrome in this field desu. My roommate got hired at Google and he couldn't believe it.

>>5330399

probably the gayest picture i've ever seen

>>5330343
>nice nips, 10/10 would bite.

Fuck you m8. I just finished fapping.

>>5330385
Is Gordan Ramsay a big thing for gays? I think this is the third time I've heard a gay guy crushing on him.


>>5330388
Not getting into eating/lifting a decade ago.

>>5330385
needs Jamie Oliver as his foil for that sweet good chef bad chef dynamic
>>5330427
my fave food dude is Anthony Bourdain though

>>5330413
>Though, I feel like everyone gets a little bit of imposter syndrome in this field desu.

A girl I got hired with as an intern switched over to CS last minute and never took a programming course in her life. She was really nice but she didn't know what the fuck she was doing at all when it came to scripting. It was kind of funny. She would even complain about how boring the job was and why we were just doing really simple things. So of COURSE, my manager asks me if I feel the same way I'm just like "H-haha no love it here!". The next day they throw me down into the actual labs and make me do software quality testing. I had NO fucking clue what I was doing and I was shocked that I was even given such a huge ass responsibility. This was software that was going to be used in fucking combat situations.

At the end of internship, another manager evaulates me asking what I learned. I told them I learned a lot of C#. They go "C...Sharpie? What's that?"

I'm convinced we're all just playing the bullshit game.

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>>5330425
kek, he's just a gay pornstar, hardly the gayest thing on the internet.

>>5330427
>Fuck you m8. I just finished fapping.

Time for round 2 then.

>Is Gordan Ramsay a big thing for gays?

Not really, but probably the tough guy daddy look is appealing to many.

>>5330434
I had the hugest crush on Jamie Oliver when i was 12, like 7 years ago.

>>5330440
Holy shit.

My internship was mainly scripting (I used Bash because I thought it would be easier to learn than Perl...not sure on that still) which I had never done before on Macs. On top of that I had to learn how to use Docker and Boot2Docker to get it to run on a Mac, and then get the company's entire application stack running virtually.

I just wanted to code Java dammit.

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>>5330114
>tfw growing up in Chicago when Scottie Pippin, Dennis Rodman, and Michael Jordan existed in the sports world.

>>5330453
>Time for round 2 then
It's 10pm here. Round 2 was over 12 hours ago. lol

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>>5330453
He's not a looker at all and he's got them brit teeth

He's attractive because he's so outgoing and open

>>5330472
I know, it's his personality.
He seems like a very positive person to be around, to be honest.

If i were straight i'd probably have a crush on Nigella, i mean i'm homo as they come and she still gives me comfy feels.

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>>5330425
idk anon... I've got a small collection of ones I would consider more gay.

>>5330458
>I just wanted to code Java dammit.

Me too actually, all of my coursework was in Java. The company I'm interviewing for has some propriety language of their own and I'm just not looking forward to learning it t b h

>>5330485
but that's not gay anon, that's trans.

>>5330486
>proprietary language

WHY

>>5330490
blaming every crossdressing faggot on us is why people hate us tbdesu

/mtfg/ anon here, honestly, I know you guys don't like us, but since OP is star wars, you guys hyped for Episode VII?

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>>5330490
ok den... <pic related>

also, that person is so over the top I doubt it's trans. I would think you're basically in drag territory with that one. I don't think a tranny would go that direction b/c not "passing"

>>5330494
omg faye fuck off lol. all you mtfs coming on here is why people hate me desu.
that crossdressing faggot is probably just a het male.
he's definitely not playing for our team.

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>>5330494
Nah, mutilating your bodies and demanding the world buys into your delusion probably has a bit more to do with it desu..

>>5329194

>No one here is below a 4

Haven't looked at yourself in the mirror lately fattyfattyboomboom?

>>5330296
It was really goddamn frustrating being next to him in the locker room after gym. His man musk was godly. I just wanted to shove my face in his sweaty pits and inhale it.

>>5330479
from what I hear Nigella is a "milf"

I watch her show with straight friends some times, I have to admit that she does know what she's doing

I still like Jamie and Tony more though

>first time we are truly alone
>he's straight
>Even after all the time we exchange touches that I would never consider straight.

>>5330493
Get used to it programming anon, get used to it.

Lemme know how your interview goes.....on this thread I guess. Good luck!

>>5330506
probably just a heterosexual male with a "sissy" fetish then.
people like that aren't gay most of the time.

>>5330497
Star Wars is the worst. It was bearable when they had the EU, but now they fucking destroyed it. The Prequels shouldn't be canon but they somehow are. KotOR is the only good thing about Star War tbqh. Solid lore. Good games. But tbqh Star Wars is just a Dune ripoff so maybe I shouldn't even give them any credit at all.

>>5330507
the nunchucks and the cross in the background make me believe you're right
>>5330510
some of us just took e to stave off gay death for a few more years

>>5330507
>still takes HRT

How are you not trans? Because you dont consider yourself trans? You're a freak of nature and your decisions in life should not be promoted.

>>5330519
I'll have to take your word for the KotOR part, as I stopped playing video games once I began transitioning. I think the last game I played was Sonic Advance 3 in like 08.

>>5330528
>sonic adventures 3
confirmed for true trans.
you should try kotor though.
if you like star wars you will love kotor.

>>5330523
>implying

>>5330521
good eye. het confirmed.

>>5330528
The series btw. Not the mmo.

>>5330530
How's the Sonic advance part confirm I'm truetrans. I don't get it. Is it an autism joke cause of Chris Chan?

>>5330537
I've just noticed a lot of mtfs like sonic.
no autism joke intended. <3

>>5330528
Only play the first kotor. The second one is ass no sidequests shit story made by a different developer and near glitch broken. First ones a masterpiece.

>>5330547
Ah okay.

>>5330548
>tfw liked the second one even though it wasn't as good as the first
>tfw enjoyed the second one's lore more

>>5330554
The second one had lore?
I remember just being extremely disappointed in it because there was like zero sidequests and overall just a bad game with bad characters.

Did anybody play shadow of Destiny as a kid?

>>5330563
I only remember hk-47 the angry assassin droid calling everyone meatbags

>>5330516
Hah, thanks. I guess I'll just shout it into the void of whatever gg is up when it's over lol

I'm strangely not nervous for this one though, probably because I'm not sure I even want the job..

>>5330563
I liked the two sith lords in it a lot tbqh. ;~: and the settings. gameplay was nice too. sure It wasn't as big of a game as the first m8 but it was fun.

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>trannies

reee

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>>5330593
desu faye is an ftm and that anon comes on here more than we know.

>>5330577
Faye you're really sexy btw.

But anyway hk47 was a pretty cool character. I liked nord or something like that. He was a mercenary mandalorian or something. I haven't played the game in twelve years.
Calo nord I think was your little bounty hunter he was my favorite character. I like the neutral evil characters.
I remember thinking I was going to go to hell for masturbating to the twillek dancers and making bastilla go as nude as possible.

>>5330589
Yeah it as fun but it was such a disappointment compared to the first. I remember reading about it before it came out getting so fucking hypedc than it was a disappointment. Same with harvest moon...

>>5330601
>ftm
>not a tranny

You went full retard

Hey guys it's me john everyone's favorite weird dicked faggot. Kik me all of you please kik me
My kik is jcc55
Send your worst

>tfw no pole dancing bf for Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3maGVbSxNE

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>>5330610
I'm a guy with a penis

holy fuck my apartment is a mess

>>5330626
I still think you're really beautiful faye...there's just something special about you also tbqh...

is this the most retarded amateur gay porn video ever?

http://www.xvideos.com/video6690940/teasing_the_straight_boy

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>>5330626

>>5330631
Your lifes a mess

>>5330652
help me by becoming my bf anon

>>5330654
Im pretty masc
What's in it for me?

>>5330656
isnt my company enough?

>>5330662
Lel no

>>5330665
anon pls
we'd have fun

>>5330673
Doubt it tbqh...
Are you cute?

>>5330678
yes Tbh

>>5330685
How tall?

>>5330695
not very

>>5330700
Perfect tbqh
Are you sub?

>>5330713
very
but pls dont actually hurt me bc i'm too fragile and i cry very easily

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>>5330729
>>5330729

shit thread