/gaygen/

Hungarian anon r u here

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>you will never have a meet-cute with a qt scruffpup and end up snuggling all night with him

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>tfw foot fetish

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>tfw no bf

>>5327910
probably because you are an ugly fat nerd that even white trash sludge pup wouldnt fuck with.

>>5327910
I wish there was a cuddling version of hooking up

although cuddling with a stranger would probably be pretty awkward.

>>5327912
best fetish

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>>5327910
you could if you stopped posting on /gaygen/ 24/7

Pls evaluate the merit of hooking up with someone for cuddles, not sex. Is that just naive, weird and futile or could it actually work?

>>5327915
rude sludgepup isn't white trash

>>5327912
>>5327916
i love teasing foot fetishists it's the best

>>5327920
naive, but not entirely impossible

>>5327915

I'm a qt nerd and sludgepup would touch dicks with me in a heartbeat

Deal with it bitch

>>5327916

There is such a thing but it's full of weirdos

I just want it to happen organically

>>5327918

N E V E R

>>5327920
someone would have to be pretty autistic for that transaction to take place tbqh.

You lads know of any guides for them sex techniques?

Like when rimming, how do you make the bottom bloody love the fuck out of it?

How do you make a bottom cum from diddle in bum? Etc, etc, etc.

>>5327925
i mean i'm a poor white from the midwest so if the shoe fits...

>>5327928
*touches dicks with senpai*

>>5327930
Really every person is different

so what works with one guy might not go so well with another one.

>>5327930

Eating ass doesn't take any technique. Just be sloppy and aggressive. Also guys like when you rub your stubble on their bp.

>>5327920
I've had people say "I just went round for cuddles" (though he was lying) but I've been asked countless times to come round for cuddles (on grindr though...).

>>5327914
hahahaha this picture is so bad
wtf is that violin
fucking furries

>>5327936
>>5327940
I guess I just need to be more agressive and take control.

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would you eat this?

>>5327949
yes

Sick in bed watching the xfiles

Have I become and old woman gaygen?

>>5327949
i'm allergic to apples
i found out b/c i had a grapple when i was 17 and my throat closed :')

>>5327960

What aren't you allergic to

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I'm a virgin but whenever I jack off I envision myself as the bottom. Am I destined to be a bottom? I don't want to be because I don't want to be the woman in the relationship.

Halp

>>5327966

oh boy oh boy

fuck off pol, your efforts grow more and more pathetic by the day

>>5327966

Sorry just accept that you're a sissy gurlyboi and let daddy cream your boiwomb

>>5327964
Dick
>>5327959
Dat David duchovny

>>5327964
;)

>>5327966
>woman in the relationship
heternormativity plz go

>>5327966
You're only the bottom if your partner wipes you off at the end.

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>>5327947
you wanna keep talking shit, bitchboy?

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>>5327969
I'm not from /pol/.

>>5327975
My dick got hard from reading that but I want to be the daddy not the sissyboi

>>5327978
It's just hard to see myself as equal in a relationship because I think the top is supposed to take charge and the bottom is supposed to be more submissive and care for the top

>>5327985
I wanted to make a walking dead Rick/furry pun but nothings coming to mind

>>5327977
I'd stuff an alien up my ass if that mean he'd investigate it.

>>5327977
>>5327978

>tfw sludge will eventually have to switch to a jizz-only diet because it's the only thing he isn't allergic to

>>5327991

I think you mean your clit got hard faggot

>>5327999
are you offering to make my meals for me?

>>5327999
if he switches to a jizz only diet doesn't that mean he just eats whatever his bf eats? i mean wouldn't you just need to eat the jizz of someone who only eats jizz, thus creating an endless circle of jizz-based nutrition?

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>>5327985
This made me just realize that the mentally ill hold licenses to purchase and own fire arms.

>>5327998
Took the alien right out of my anus anon
>>5327999
>>5328005
Ewww
Take it to fetlife

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>>5328013
you're new here, aren't you

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>>5328005

You know it bb

>>5328008

>an endless circle of jizz-based nutrition

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Im' attracted to jewish men

>>5328008
i'm not sure you quite understand how digestion and semen production work

>>5328018
>Kid with the bag on his head
Atleast fucking try to not look more autistic
Fucking Christ.

>>5328023
you got that gold fever

>>5328023
is it just the money or do you like feeling disgusting and used

>>5328021
>i took a similar pic once
very embarrassing nowadays, i think i deleted it after sending it to some people tho

>>5328018
>the backward <3

>>5328023
me too, i've seen lots of jewish cuties

>>5328032

A picture of you drinking jizz or just with a milk mustache?

>break up with bf three months ago
>out of habit still check is instagram sometimes
>last week fine
>today blocked

...th-there is no way people can see who visited their instagram profile, right? RIGHT?!

fuck

>>5328040
Don't believe so.

>>5328035
it was a normal protein drink but i pretended that i was raped and that it's jizz (as joke ofc)

>>5328023
hello

>>5328044
I even checked if I accidentally liked some of his or his friends pictures but nothing. This is really bizarre. But now I'm fucking paranoid. Instagram is my main stalking tool.

>>5328040
Probably just moving on.
It happened to me.

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>>5328027
call it autistic if it makes you feel better, but those guys are having more fun than you on an average weekend

>>5328029
>>5328034
>>5328055
bigger nose = masculine

plus i like dark hair and dark eyes and light skin

plus they are smart and cultured

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>>5328063

this hits too close to home

>>5328073
>bigger nose = masculine
okay? it's ugly as shit though

>>5328073
wanna come to Minyan with baby
I let you eat some of my famous gefilte fish

>>5328086
with me*

>>5328091
>>5328086
with baby

>>5328045

>i pretended i was raped and it was jizz

Dark

>>5328086
planning blood libel again zhid.

>tfw u will never be a pretty little girl

>>5328099
rape in the playful sense, dw

>>5328105
i think you made a wrong turn, you're looking for mtfgen

>>5328077
>>5328073
i dunno if a bigger nose seems more masculine to me
but i do like big noses (within reason)

>>5327933
>*touches dicks with senpai*
eww... that's gay

>tfw fell in love with the guy who was couchsurfing at my place for two nights
He's already thousands of kilometers away

>>5328110
>tfw u will never be a pretty little sludgepuppy

>>5328086
feed me challah

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>>5328120
a-anon i...

>>5328111
oh no you caught me
i was doing gay with senpai

>>5328122
thats only on shabbos

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>give my feet a tongue massage, faggot.

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>>5328076
I'd have fun with you

look out california
ooh I gotta warn ya
here comes canada

>>5328135

Feet are gross

How could you want to go for his feet instead of that cute fuzzy chest and dem pits

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>"huh? i thought you said you worked out?"

i-im bulking... ;^;

>>5327991
Why do you think what you do in the bedroom dictates how your relationship progresses?

>>5328147
stahhhhp

>>5328147
o-oh my

>>5328148
post bulked bod

>>5328135
i like teasing more
>wow you really like that huh you pervert
>it's so cute how hard you are from kissing my feet
>maybe i'll rub your dick with my feet if you're a good boy
it's so qt when they're all "fff fff y-yes i'm a pervert"
so adorable

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>>5328023

>>5328147

>dat look

>>5328147
lol... This is totally un-erotic for me.
>tfw so ticklish that something like this would have me literally lmao ...and pretty damn close to me pissing myself

>>5328157
Because it does? I'm just naturally submissive and I like helping and serving others. I don't want to be like that. I want to change myself

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>>5328060
He probably knows that you'd do this and is imagining you like this. You're kind of creepy tbqh

>>5328184

>I'm just naturally submissive and I like helping and serving others

How adorable

>>5328147
Meh
>>5328181
I'm just not that interested anon but I get what you mean,

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>>5328147

how to shave butthole and crotch?

>>5328212
carefully

>>5328212
with a razor of course

>>5328209
why is he wearing a bra?

>>5328184
It doesn't. I think you're problem is you're too worried about the whole top/bottom thing. It's wierd. My bf and I switch in the sack and do things for eachother. No one is submissive. We both act like men and just happen to be attracted to them too.

>>5328218
>>5328217
i want some wonder cream to just apply

>>5328110
>i do like big noses
nasal penetration incoming

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>>5328212
you may want to avoid straight razors

>>5328222
Maybe he needs the support?

>>5328222
Concealed weapon.

>>5328232
Yeah you'll only end up getting yourself hurt :'(

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>>5328225
>We both act like men

>>5328212

oh i did this yesterday w/ an electric razor

if you want i can show off how cute, pink + smooth my balls are because man i am proud of them

i trimmed the long hairs off with the trimmer, before getting a boner + covering my balls in shaving cream so i could shave with the main razorhead

for my butt i took the mirror down and laid against the wall, then i assumed the "giving birth" position so i could clearly see my butthole.

I thoroughly cleaned it with babywipes just in case, then i used the trimmer attachment for the "sides of the valley" and the normal razor head for the valley floor, if you know what im sayin. Took like 25min total, very easy t b h

>>5328229
a few weeks ago an anon had me read a passage from 50 shades of grey on vocaroo where the dude puts his honker in her cooch and i was incredulous

>>5328242
Is it impossible?

>>5328249
If you bottom then there is no way you are a man.

>>5328243
It just prefer to use a hair removal cream but i dont know which brand ;_;

>>5328247
I was thinking more along the lines of "sniffing dicks" aka shoving a penis up your nose.

But shoving your nose in a vagina is an odd thing to do. Doesn't it usually smell bad?

>>5328247
>honker in her Cooch
Mr grey must be a very bland clown

>>5328250
So by that logic neither of us are?

Better tell my mom I'm a lesbian now.

>>5328242
>implying that bending your bf over and putting your throbbing cock in his shit slit isn't the manliest of things to do.
sure don't see women doing this

>>5328252

nah electric razor is easy peasy. just do that, its more reliable and wont give you a janky rash or anything.

now pls ask me to show you my qt balls because that way im not a slut

>>5328257
oh that makes sense, i was thinking the nose would be doing the penetrating
and i have no idea, and i don't wanna find out

>>5328265
>shit slit
>just made my day

>>5328266
okay, post them
ill apply your technique, lol.
(luckily i have a body hair trimmer at home)

>>5328260>>5328265
Men give and women receive.

If you play the role of a woman then you are not a man. Vulnerability and submissiveness are not masculine traits.

>>5328250
So all mtf trannies only need to bottom once and their transition is complete?
wow this is a real advance in science people.
Spread the word.

http://video.vanityfair.com/watch/the-reagan-administration-s-chilling-response-to-the-aids-crisis

>>5328274

yayy!
http://m.imgur.com/Qe2VlO6

>>5328275
>has never heard the phrase "taking it like a man"
/int/ pls go and practice sharia somewhere else

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>>5328287
Smooth.

>>5328275
I mean that's the fun of being in a gay male relationship. You can experience both sides of the coin. If you want to submit yourself to gender roles then that's fine and dandy. You'll just never know the beauty and wonderment of prostate stimulation.

>>5328287
Nice honker

>>5328287
fat guy with baby balls/10

>>5328287
lol, why is it I knew who you were even before you posted the pic.

>>5328298
he's not fat. He's got an gorgeous phat booty tho.

>>5328303
no idea who he is
>>5328298
hows it going emo/goth?

>>5328287
compact

>>5328308
I'm goth because I have black hair and pale skin?

>>5328287
why is your ballsack so weird? it looks like you have no balls

>>5328316

yeah and because you wear heavymetal-themed sleeveless shirts and have hair like Skillrex

>>5328316
you have a bitch look on your face and skeleton arms

>>5328332
tbf heavy metal is heavy metal not goth music.

you just made me look at my own balls guys
they are long and a bit hairy
doesnt even fit me

>>5328310
Savage

>>5328333
post his face I've never seen it

>>5328333
bitch face and a thin body isn't a prerequisite for being goth is it? if so, news to me

>>5328332
heavy metal isn't really goth music
and I don't know many goths with undercuts

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>>5328347
here ya go...

>>5328353
Savage
>>5328348
I like how your not debating the emo claim

>>5328347
use the archive, username Hitler, posts with pictures only
and what he said >>5328353

>>5328358
I'm neither though lol
everything I said is the same just swap goth for emo

>>5328347

>>5327180

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>>5328347

>>5328370
suck my dick
>>5328375
left and middle are best, total faggot on the right
stop plucking your eyebrows ffs

>>5328370
Dat haircut and shirt beg to differ m80

>tfw no gf

>>5328375
>>5328378
one on the left isn't even me...

>>5328379
iron maiden and an undercut isn't really emo or goth in any way

>>5328358
so exactly what is the dif. between goth and emo kids (and scene kids for that mater)?

>>5328358
Hey Irish

why are you talking to 5652s weird alien sidekick

>>5328386
>one on the left isn't even me...
lol

where are you from btw?

>>5328353
OMG! This is a blue board!

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>>5328385
Love those feels

>>5328390
Fucked if I know
>>5328386
Well I wouldn't be calling you a metal head or anything, it's the closest description
>>5328391
Just interested

>>5328375
WTF he looks like an MtF

>tfw I was in the wrong thread the entire time

>>5328400
hi potato, sup?

>>5328385
>tfw no arab bf

>>5328390
It's the difference between the sub genres of rock they listen to. Tbqh they're all faggots, but some are faggier.

>>5328409
they are fucking digusting

t. european

>>5328407
Hi anon, nothing much
Just reading and playing videogames

>>5328375
Hitler actually looks a little like a younger version of my grandma im gonna try to get a picture

>>5328409
Love the hair on these men

>>5328400
I wouldn't consider myself any of the three

>>5328395
US

>>5328421
I look exactly like my grandmother when she was my age
Her just being more feminine obviously

>tfw love working now because it's the only alone time I get with my tulpa
>working fifteen hour days 7 days a week threw hours of sleep but don't mind because it's me and my tulpa

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>>5328414
europe is lucky.

I want a strong syrian man to dominate me

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>>5328430

>>5328430
Damn, and I thought you were German...
>>5328435
No, fuck off. (Still better than black people of course)

>>5328430
That's nice m8
What would you consider yourself?
> inb4 gay or a human being or a real human being

>>5328435
I mean..if people are strong and well fed
doesn't mean they are not in immidiate danger
just like owning the newest iphone doesn't mean you are safe. the first thing you'd grab on your way out is your fucking phone. its 2015 everybody has a phone

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>>5328442

>>5328435
>I want a strong syrian man to dominate me
Then go to Syria instead of letting them in.
Fuck as if there aren't too much muslims here already without some cunt like you welcoming them with open arms (and legs)

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>you will never be German
>you will never be assigned to Refugee Sexual Relief Duty

>>5328435

yeah i know, i cant believe these men didnt want to face automatic weapons and systematic persecution! i mean, they have some muscles so obviously they are completely immune to all that!

clearly something suspicious is going on!

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>>5328409
>>5328399
>tfw no YOU
; __ ;

>>5328457
>tfw I don't get aids
Yay
>>5328452
Hue hue

>>5328460
fuckign americans, why dont you take several billions of them if you are so fond of them?

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>>5328454
The Rethuglican states want to stop Obama from allowing refugees in.

We will receive 85000 refugees. GET HYPE

>>5328457
I didn't know there was a fetish for "being thrown headfirst from a flat"

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>>5328472
I wants to lick those nipple so bad

>>5328472
Since I probably can't tell you "I told you so" when some syrian terrorists cut off your head in front of a camera, but I can say it now, so...

I TOLD YOU SO

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>>5328472
Oh honey, if you think the refugees that flee a war look like they're taking their daily 5 grams of creatine you're in for a surprise.

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>>5328465
>tfw qtpersian won't ever be my bf

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how did you bully the gay kids when you were still in school, /gaygen/? here's some of mine

>stole a gay dude's pants after gym class once
>sit on a couch on a nearby hallway to see what happens
>dude was forced to walk out of the locker room wearing a towel to hide his junk
>he walked through almost half the school wearing the towel
>laughinggirls.jpg all over
>he sat in the principal's office until his parents picked him up
>never caught

>another one shoved me because I called him a faggot
>floor him with one punch like the bitch he is
>put shoe on his throat and start peeing on him while random people watch, calling him a faggot while he's on the ground crying
>grabbed by the neck from behind by a teacher and basically dragged into principal's office
>have to officially apologize and be expelled for two weeks, or be expelled completely
>choose the latter
>they still expel me for only two weeks
>completely worth it

>walking on thin ice now so got to play it safe
>follow the gay kid in the first story into the bathroom
>just when he's about to close the stall door I open it and push his head into the water in the toilet
>tell him that I'll kill him if he tells on me
>leave him wondering what just happened, hear he's about to tear up as I'm leaving the bathroom
>he didn't even bother to report it so I get off scot-free

>gay dude is doing a piano performance in front of the whole school during school's spring celebration
>do some menial work on the set that the piano performance is on
>throw a carrot on the dude's piano while he's playing from above
>he stops playing, gets off the stage and storms out to who knows where
>about 5 people doing the same stuff I am, we all deny doing anything so I'm off the hook this time too

good times

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>>5328390
i remember i was at this party one time, populated mostly by hardcore/skramz types and someone printed out this picture and went around showing everyone saying it was a picture of me
goths are more like 2005 gerard way
scene kids are dahvie vanity and jeffree star, idk if scene kids are even a thing still

>>5328512
>sexual frustration: the post

Did you stop after your first dicking?

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>>5328512
I never bullied gay kids. I never bullied anyone

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Is being a manlet a bad thing in the gay world? I'm thinking of becoming gay but I'm 5'6"

>>5328539
If you don't mind cocks in your manlet boibussy.

5'6'' tops are a joke desu.

>>5328539
>becoming gay
is that even really a thing?

>>5328512
I was a bully in elementary and junior high. Never targeted gay kids because no one was really "out" those years. Stole lunch money, got into tons of fights, and hated everyone. Once I got to highschool though I matured and it all seemed lame. Also I wanted to score with chicks at the time and not being a dick to them helped. Sweet wingman bro.

>>5328551
>tfw 5'7 but dont want my bp penetrated

>>5328560
everyone knows little top on big bottom is goat
don't worry

>>5328539
Look some dudes will be into you and some won't. Just be yourself and fuck the rest. It makes life easier instead of worrying about such nuances.

>>5328568
are you a girl yet?

>>5328568
Truth

But it's a challenge after a certain height/ weight difference

>>5328512
things that never happened - the post.

Is it worth it staying with a player? Found out my bf actually has a gf too. He finally told me about it but says not to worry about it. He just uses her as he says. But he won't break it with her because he says the timing is wrong. Worth the relationship?

>>5328568
Wut

>>5328568
ew desu.

>tfw best feel being surrounded when your 6'3'' bf hugs you after he rams you bp

>>5328512
you know from what I recall, the gay kids... the ones that everyone knew were gay didn't get bullied, they were just left alone. It was always the betas (who may or may not have been closeted) that called "faggot" and got the worst of it. And all that fizzled out by sophomore year in HS. Most of the bullying I remember happened in Middle School.

>>5328522
kind of, I guess. When I started fucking gay dudes and quit bullying them I just started bullying the guys who bully the gay dudes :^]

I still don't like the gays who have the limp wrist handshake though

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>>5328578

>>5328588
That's up to you. He could be telling her the same shit. Instead of waiting around like a faggot just tell him it's fine but you're gonna fuck who you want when you want. Don't make him a priority until he does the same for you.

Are there anyone from Michigan here preferably upper peninsula?

>>5328596
Limp wrists are the worst

>>5328600
I didn't even think of it like that. You're right muh nigga. Thanks.

>>5328588
Either fuck around as well, or be content with the fact you're being used for your boipussy and there are no real feelings in your "relationship"

>>5328596
>tfw weak handshake from muscle atrophy

why did I let this happen to myself goddamn

>>5328588
>Worth the relationship?
Nope. Expect him to drop you for that skank any minute he decides he wants a normal life.
Fact that he didn't tell you sooner only speaks for my case:
He cannot be trusted.

Biscum, not even once.

>>5328596
>tfw no bully bf with 8x6 cock

>>5328588
>found out bf has a gf behind your back
>he just uses her
so he's a cheater with a penchant for using people
what's to stop him from using you?
he's garbage and you need to walk away immediately

>>5328607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jTW187gm_k

>>5328598
:3c

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>>5328613
How'd that happen?

>>5328596
I'll never understand how people can stand the likes of you.

>tfw a 4.5/10
what do, guys?

>>5328612
>>5328614
>>5328619
Does it matter if he said he loves me? Or should I just walk away now?

Im lonely and cuddleless ;_;

>>5328619
Not the band you silly puppy

>>5328630
Shut up crump

>>5328614
Biscum ain't got nothing to do with it dear. The guy is a lying cheater, don't mater where he's still his dick. The guy should drop the bf and message the gf that her bf was cheating. or just...

>>5328628
Walk the fuck away and break all contact. He will fuck your shit up eventually.

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>>5328623

>>5328628
honestly from what you said it doesn't sound like he's trustworthy at all
i'd walk away if i were you

>>5328628
RUN

Saying i love you to someone doesn't mean jack shit, if your actions are hurtful to your partner and indicate complete lack of such an emotion.

>>5328624
Internet addiction

maybe atrophy is a little extreme of a word but it gets the point across. The physical therapist was quite shocked at my lack of grip strength.

>>5328635
>tfw no bf

>>5328635

Slander + LIES

>>5328642
>>5328624

Also I was basically anorexic one summer and lost 60lbs so I think I lost a lot of muscle mass.

>tfw still fat

>>5328628
Leave him.
Just do it.
He cannot be trusted at all.

Or get in contact with the gf and plot something with her and then leave him afterwards.

>>5328643
>tfw no cuddle buddy
No one has a bf here
>>5328650
fight me

>>5328628
Anyone can say things. It's another thing to mean it. I left my wife for my current bf. It took me seeing him twice to know that my other relationship was bullshit I broke it off with her after that.

>>5328636
>Biscum ain't got nothing to do with it
>The guy is a lying cheater
That's the same thing isn't it?

>>5328636
>>5328637
>>5328638
I guess all you nigs are right. Just wanted to get another perspective. All valid points. He just pisses me off so much because I thought we had something special. But I'm still new to all this too. He's my second bf. He still claims he's only gay but you're right actions are louder than words. Time to find someone new for me.... Thanks senpai.

>>5328654
I just want someone cute to hug and spoon, not even sex required!

>>5328652
>>5328658
That makes it worse for me. He told me he's not even going to break it yet with her. Kms

>>5328663
>only gay
>has girlfriend

dude, no.

most of us are disgusted by the vagina jew.

You should probably also get in touch with his "gf" and tell her what's been happening, there's a high chance she's been played like you by that scum.

>>5328667
Me too
Me too
But I'd hope it'd lead to sex Tbh

>>5328642
Well that just sad, but I could accept you if you told me it was medical. After giving you a disgusted look from your weak handshake of course.

>>5328675
Not a bad idea...I'm going have to track her down though. He's got no social media. Very private person. Guess that should have been my first clue.

am I gay if I'm only attracted to feminine boys rather than actual men
still trying to figure this out

>>5328651
Damn that sucks! Hope you get your strength back

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>>5328595
you know, when I think about it, the gay dudes who got left alone were the ones who hanged out with girls

no one would risk their chances of having a gf by fucking them up, because those gay dudes were friends with all the girls. sometimes the gay dudes would even hook them up with a girl
>>5328626
here's a little heads-up for you, pussycat: everyone loves confidence above all other personality trait

>>5328687
>I'm only attracted to feminine boys
feminine boys = males, ergo gay as fuck.
QED

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>>5328662
my point was that if the same situation but with 3 guys instead of mmf, he is just as bad. Going on about how he is bi just clouds the issue; distracts from the real problem of him being dishonest but biscum meme away if you like.

>>5328691
Me too, thanks.

It's tough though because there's a lot of inflammation and nerve pain from muscles being too weak to work properly, so going to the gym is a chore, and working hard enough for results is an extra chore.

>>5328669
Yeah the fact that he's so scared to break it with her is lame. I wouldn't date someone that didn't have balls.

>>5328696
>everyone loves confidence above all other personality trait
Confidence means jack shit with a history like that.

>>5328698
alright sweet
now how many of those are actually into bears or am I just fucked

>>5328687
Yes. I can accept the whole trap fetish thing. Whatever. But if boy is in the description then you gay as fuck

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Colby Melvin Sex Tape

http://bearcubflljn.tumblr.com/post/132772975205

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAGR0arBUo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aSbGdqxffQ

>>5328710

musclebear: youre good, everyone loves musclebears

normal bear: eh, you can find someone

massive fatass pretending to be a bear to sound hotter than he is: no way in hell

>>5328710
>now how many of those are actually into bears
Not sure about numbers, but from what I've been reading on gay fora it's actually a substantial amount.
>or am I just fucked
Depends. Do you top?

>>5328696
>you know, when I think about it, the gay dudes who got left alone were the ones who hanged out with girls

True, for my case, even if i wasn't someone you could tell i'm gay from my appearance, but i was out.

Hanged out with all the hot girls in HS and straight guys were friendly to me because they didn't want to risk their chances getting that pussy.

Then again, never been bullied in my life, except for the occasional faggot calling.

>>5328710
>fatty
>wants a twink

oh boy, you're not in luck.

>>5328704
Damn. I couldn't even imagine how much that'd suck dude. Does it make everything harder? Like writing and eating?

>>5328733
Well, I can't hold my arms out very far in front of me or I get a shooting pain in my shoulders, so if what I'm writing on or eating off of is far away, it can be difficult. Other than that, it's fine.

>>5328701
>if the same situation but with 3 guys instead of mmf, he is just as bad.
Did I mention somewhere it wasn't?
No I didn't. But the chances of the same thing happening with a gay guy are substantially less.

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>>5328637

>>5328630
>>5328650
>>5328667

Crump <3

Cuddle me?

>>5328741
Well if you're in America you can always get sweet sweet opiates for the pain.

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>>5328707
>Confidence means jack shit with a history like that.
you've got it all backwards. History means jack shit with confidence like mine.

I could probably tell my partner that I've killed a dozen people "but I've made amends and I'm a new man now", and he'd eat that shit right up

>>5328752
I'd rather not deal with opiate addiction desu

NSAIDs do enough, and even those I only really have to take at night or else my back gets angry.

>>5328724
sweet, hope for me yet
I'm just ridiculously hairy, that I can't really change, and I'm gonna lift until I'm stronk

>>5328727
okay good
also ha ha, most likely. still figuring things out.

>>5328729
I'm like 80kg down from 100kg at the start of the year, just got to start packing on muscle
I'm not deluding myself into thinking I'm gonna find a partner right now, it's just good motivation to know that there's some hope down the line when I'm deeper into gym

>>5328768
lots of guys really like hair

>>5328758
Good choice! At least it's not crippling if NSAIDs do the trick. Also have you ever tried pot before bed?

>>5328772
No, I'm too much of a sheltered shut-in to know how to get any

>>5328756
>he'd eat that shit right up
Because he's an idiot.
Not that I expect better from you.

>>5328778
Well if it ever come up smoke indica. It makes your whole body loose and relaxed. Its great before anal too.

>>5328785
lol ok, good to know

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>>5328781
>Because he's an idiot.
no, it's because he trusts me, and I trust him

it must be a foreign concept to lying conniving pussyboys like you

>>5328811
u feelin ok?

>>5328742
Pls. Everyone knows gays are the worst degenerates and can't be trusted. The only time bisexuals wallow in the degenerate muck is when they end up with gays.

>>5328802
>he trusts me
Like I said, an idiot.

>it must be a foreign concept to lying conniving pussyboys like you
I never lie.
And dim that ego a little. It's unattractive and it cannot measure against mine.

>>5328811
why did you guys delete all your posts on sunday?

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>>5328817
I'm like fine.
>>5328824
>implying it was us and not the mods
3 day ban if you haven't noticed.

>>5328827

one asscrack too many?

>>5328819
You're bisexual aren't you?

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>>5328833
obviously

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>>5328820
>he thinks I'm trying to impress him

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>>5328845
>He thinks I think he's trying to impress me

>>5328819
Yeah we are, but damn is it fun

>>5328845
>>5328852
So much sexual tension

>>5328852
Just fuck already
Jesus Christ

>>5328867
>>5328877
>sexual tension.
Guess you've never met niggerfaggot then.

>>5328838
>the crack that broke the tranny's back

>>5328856
i-i want to have fun.

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>>5328852
>he tries to act like he's not impressed

>>5328627
>tfw no one replied

>tfw no bf who thinks he is uglier than me, but is actually quite cute

>>5328912
post pics.

>>5328908
>impressed
Of what exactly?
You dressed like Hitler juggling fish while riding a unicycle?
Because you haven't done any of that shit.
0/10 would not bang.

>>5328924
I look like Irishanon (no offense to you Irishanon, but we really look alike)

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>>5328912
no one ever replies to 4,5/10's you dumpsterbitch

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>>5328877
and here I was just hoping we could all post our laughing face reaction pics at each other

>>5328932
fuck you, stupid pee pee

>>5328930
Ouch
Fucking long con mate goddamn

>>5328938
I actually think we would be perfect for each other.

This is probably not the best way to flirt with you, but I think you are cute in a certain sort of way.

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>>5328928
you don't have a bf, but I do

>>5328627
hi

take this (you) <3

>>5328943
Haha, it's cool
I just thought I was a bit handsome face wise, just narcissistic I guess

Post pics, other me
I'll probably find you cute

pray for san bernardnio

abc7.com/live/

>>5328935
nice going faglord, I was going to make love to you in your dumpster home but now you've made me not want to

you could have had a bf to scavenge food with but now you're on your own

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>>5328944
>but I do
pic related?

>>5328627

Can't be that bad.

>>5328835
I am an asexual pan demi-kin. Please respect my pronouns.

>>5328963
>Please respect my pronouns.
How much you paying?

>>5328888
Oh I've met good ol Niggerfaggot he's one of the reasons I come on here. Love to tell him lewd things

>>5328961
>he thinks this was a witty comeback
no wonder you don't have a bf, you're dry as bones

>>5328907
How to have fun
>find nearest dick
>suck
>????
>profit

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Sup nerds, how is everyone?

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>>5328924
>>5328932
>>5328955
>>5328959
>>5328962
FML here it goes

>>5328984

Lose the hair cut asap

Other than that i dont see anything bad.

>>5328980
>no wonder you don't have a bf, you're dry as bones
>B-But I totally have, just trust me
You, a boyfriend?
Bitch please nobody likes you that way.

>>5328983
Horney for baratiddies

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I feel like I have to live with the first person I have sex with for the rest of my life, like if I don't no one will want me because I'm not pure any more.

Am I being stupid? I'm a bottom for the record.

>>5328984
I don't seem the resemblance tbqh
The hair cut doesn't really suit you Tbh past that idk

>>5328984
Your hair makes you ugly. Just get a fade. I'd blow you.

>>5328996
You're being stupid. 9/10 times the person you fuck first won't be your true love.

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>>5328993

OY VEY!

>>5328996

Nah.

>>5328989
>>5328997
>>5328998
Are you fucking serious?
I was trolling, this isn't me. That guy is a greasy ugly looking fuck.

fucking hugbox shaking my head here family to be honest

>>5328984
meh, you don't seem that bad. Haircut is a little odd to me but I'm not /fa/. You never post your face here tho. Next time use unsee.cc .

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>>5329002
YES !!! MOAR!!

>>5328984
cut hair and grow it out for some time

that greaser hairstyle only makes you look fatter than you are

>>5329006
He wasn't terrible.

>>5329002
>tfw musclebear wiz will never be spit roasted by two sassy twinks while they ask him "you like my fat cock in your boypussy pig?"

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>>5329006

You're a dick.

>>5329012

Here you go you horny toad. lol

>>5329006
Well Fair enough but I'm not going to tear a new ass hole into someone who "looks like me" you know

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>>5329012
wat the actual fuck?
for that pic you deserve nothing.

>>5328984
get a nose job and lip fillers and a different hairstyle

>>5329031
Sweet you rule

>>5329038
Sorry to involve you into this.

I didn't lie about liking you though.

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>>5329024

That last part triggered me because it sounds hot. lol

>>5329044

>>5329039
Oh honey I'm just looking past all the get up and starring at that sweet beefy body.

>>5329052
You just became my favorite trip ! Maybe all of you aren't awful human beings.