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>>5326794
I-is it really not that bad?

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>>5326812
>Apollo
>not Hermes

>>5326795
Good ;-;
>>5326831
Nope

>>5326831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PYeWrjXxcU
you look fine, jesus christ everyone is playing with you because you are such a gullible femboy ^.^

>tfw no qt puff nip to tease and gently bite the nipples until he moans and squirms

;_;

>>5326834
No hedonism or chaos itt, only stoicism, celibacy, arts and science.

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>>5326841
>tfw my nipples are dead
>tfw i don't feel anything even when someone nibbles and bites them
>tfw i've heard guys saying they can even come close to cumming with nipple play
>i'll never have the feel

feelsbadman

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>>5326844
>Apollo
>celibate
>hasn't heard about Apollo and Hyacinth.

>>5326841
>femboy
Ew
>>5326849
I'm assuming it's because of the gyno, but mine are really sensitive.

Good and bad. If something hits them it's horrible ;__;

>>5326856
ok handsome man

happy?
>>5326849
I can cum handsfree if someone plays with my nipples or ears :3

Its the best feeling in the world, i literally get a mindfog because i get so turned on

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>>5326865
>ears

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>>5326854

>>5326865
Oh, i like playing with people's ears desu, it's kyut.

Best feel for me is when someone is touching and kissing the back of my neck and is giving me a head massage.
I get shivers all down my spine.

>>5326869
My ears and nipples are so sensitive that i get instantly submissive and will do anything if they get teased :3 hehe
>>5326876
hnnngh yes biting the neck

Let your bf try the inside of the thighs, i hear that part is incredibly sensitive for the girls so it probably should be for us too

>>5326865
>handsome man

>happy?

Better lol. People were calling me a girl ;_;

>tfw another 5-10lbs until i hit qt flat stomach
i can almost taste the sweet boypussy headed my way ;_;

>>5326884
you are my cute girl <3 <3 <3

My pharmacy won't give me my antidepressants. Well I guess I can go back to smoking pot.

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>>5326896
Im still quite a long way from getting abs but i am trying my best!!!

God give me strength to workout everyday so i can get a cute girlfriend <3

>>5326865
>can only cum while touching my cock
Thank God I have an orgasm denial fetish or else I'd be mad.

>>5326902
good luck with that, your wristlet will ruin the subliminal message of the arm as a throbbing cock in the mind of women and they will never want you.

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>>5326902
H O T
O
T

>>5326897
I'm a man, why are you doing this ;_;

>>5326919
fuck off qtp

>>5326931
but im not qtp, im just an anon who likes moderately hairy and muscley boys ;__;

Who's the worst trip in this general?

>>5326879
Like, what do they do to your ears that gets you so worked up? I know my nips are a lil sensitive but not that crazy.

>>5326939
5652

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>>5326939
none! every trip, namefriend, and anon in /gg/ is a super cutie and i'm glad they're here :3

please rec me a good porn video guys

>>5326939
Me
>>5326902
Nice

No homo

>>5326952
rear gunners 2, scene 3.

My BF has started calling me "daddy", and it both pisses me off and turns me on at the same time. What do?

>>5326976
Hatefuck him

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>>5326948
me: gohan
you: cell

>>5326987
nice meme, friend

>>5326987
>>5326992
havent you both gotten keked by Swede?

>>5326976

Sit on his face

why does it piss you off?

>tfw no straight bf

>>5326943
>>5326997
answer me slut

>>5326997
>havent you both gotten keked by Swede?
news to me

>>5326992
ty
>>5326997
didnt i fuck ur mum
yes is the correct answer btw

>>5327017
Will you fuck my mum pls

>>5327024
is she a middle eastern bbw

>>5327030
meow

>>5327030
hi
i really like you

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it has now been 5 days since i gave up freetime and instead started working literally all the time and... i feel great!

i thought i wouldnt even be able to go one day, but im actually starting to enjoy my studies, and i now have a much greater appreciation for the simple pleasures like talking to people or having some nice shitposting on the bus. Man this is great!


merry christmas everyone!

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>>5326902
Nice. How long have you been lifting?

>tfw I haven't seen my abs in years
Maybe next cut :/

>>5326976
Dad bod?

>>5327030
She's a middle aged white woman but its close enough rite

>>5327040
sucks that you have such a vicious personality when your body is this flawless

>>5327040
I wanna cum in that belly button.

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>>5327040

>tfw will never have a V taper because of hips

life is pain. All i have to aim for is bearmode I guess...

>>5327045
>vicious personality
I'm a nice guy, really. Q.Q

>>5327048
Stahp. You're activating my belly button fetish.

>>5327057
I wanna jerk off over your bellybutton and fill it with cum and put my finger in it, and put it in your mouth.

>>5327033
>>5327035
ayy gg
>>5327041
only into sxc south asian milfs sorry m800

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>tfw bought an eighteen-inch double dildo to train depth and i can literally take a foot of dick from the get-go

i'm 5'4", too

ants:lifting weight::me:storing schlong

>>5327051
My hips are pretty wide too, relative to my shoulders. You just have to focus on shoulder work and keeping your core lean.

>>5327062
when will you be satisfied

>>5327061
I promised her a twink fuckboy for christmas :( she's lonely

>>5327059
>and put it in your mouth.
Alright, you left me behind at this point.

>>5327062
That's pretty impressive. Does your stomach bulge when you take tha much?

>>5327040
pls hold me

>>5327076

Ann where do you see yourself in 30 years?

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>>5327072
pic related

>>5327076
i wasn't really paying attention, honestly; if i push down on my stomach, i can feel pretty much anything over 3/4 inches. don't know if i visibly bulge, though; it's not a super thick dildo

>>5327014
I cant im at a christmas fika with friends, later <3

I FUCKING LIVE TWIZZLERS
I WISH THERE WAS A 2 METER LONG TWIZZLER SO I COULD EAT IT ALL DAY

nomnomnumnom

>>5327080
Anything for you bb.

>>5327084
I don't really know. I never expected to make it past 25 desu.

Retired probably. Or dead.

>>5327099
>Anything for you bb.

omg :3 my heart just melted

>>5327040
You look nice

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>>5327097
Pic related

>>5327108
:3

>>5327113
Thanks. I'm still years away from where I want to be.

>>5327073
christmas time at ur house sounds weird
no ty

>>5327129
weird but fun.

I'm off toe h gym. I'll catch you cats later.

>>5327073
Post mom pics

>>5327129
This desu senpai >>5327132

I bought all of my family different types of gay guy even tho they're all straight

Needed something meaningful and they all have bad dress sense

How did you guys come out?
I need inspiration.

>>5327148
I haven't done it yet but I plan on doing it in the form of a musical or interpretive dance

>>5327153
Faggot

>>5327148
Pretty sure everyone knew I was gay before I even did
So I never really came out, it was just a thing that was accepted and never really questioned by anyone

>>5327153
I'd recommend a one man rendition of Rocky Horror Picture Show

>>5327148

i got stalked by a guy i briefly dated, and i told the story to lots of people so they would know i was gay

>>5327148
I wrote "I'm a huge faggot poz my boipussy" on my back, and crawled naked through the city on a saturday, having invited all of my friends and family to meet me at a cafe. When I got there I put a vuvuzela up my bum and farted loudly. Then the police came.

>>5326849
>feelsbadman
If you really want sensitive nips get them pierced. They will be sensitive af. And high probability that even when you take the piercings out they will remain sensitive.

>>5327159
>Pretty sure everyone knew I was gay before I even did
Why?
Did you dress in pink and had that typical gay accent?
>>5327161
Serious discussions only.

>>5327164

haha have you SEEN what he looks like

>>5327164
>Did you dress in pink and had that typical gay accent?
no lol
my family says it more as a joke, but it was never really something that they would ask me, they just knew I was a faggot

>>5327167
this pretty much

>>5327167
I havent

>>5327169

post a pic to educate Anon pls

>>5326949
you're so supportive
you must have an ulterior motive

>>5326976
tell him he's being a bad boy
then assert your daddy dominance over him

>>5327097
twizzlers are disgusting
red vines at least taste like they aren't made of plastic

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>>5327175
>>5327170
Haven't showered yet today, so have an old picture that properly displays my natural fagginess

>>5327180
Pls eat something, I mean I like skinny guys but I can already see your skelly bones.
You would also be more attractive to me if you had blonde hair and (a tiny little) less feminine features.

>>5327180

>can see shoulder bones

yeuch. eat more.

>>5327062
ngl reading this made my stomach hurt

>>5327184
>>5327191
meh naturally skinny, not much I can do about it

And my hair is naturally black
it'd be completely ruined by bleach before it'd get blonde

>>5327191
I checked the archive, he has tiny t-rex twigs arms.
you can be skinny but not that much
>>5327198
and yeah, i can already see from your face and your expressions that youre gay, no wonder that your parents figured it out.
atleast you arent one of those mentally ill trannies.
youre still fine of course, im too critical

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>>5327198

>naturally skinny

>>5327207
if you weren't a newfag you'd probably know that I have a thing that fucks up my hormones
tsh is one of them that are fucked
aka I don't really put on weight regardless of how much I eat

>>5327220

So you have lowered levels of tsh? Cant you get supplements?

>>5327180
>properly displays my natural fagginess
And then there are those people who can't spot a fag even if he was sucking their cock while taking poz loads by the dozen.

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>>5327180
>I actually like you so hope you aren't too hurt by this but...

>>5327220
are you actually diagnosed

>>5327226
holy fucking shit, my sides

>>5327224
hormones are easy to fuck up, so my doctor just put me on a medication that makes me hungry all the time instead of potentially fucking me over more

>>5327226
I laughed
I'd like to think my hair is at least a little nicer though

>>5327232
yes, I have hypopituitarism

>tfw Hitler will never stop dressing like a mall-goth and become a classy little twink that you could bring home and show your parents

>>5327156
Me? No.
>>5327159
Got it. Thanks wise homo

>>5327225
lel, true

>>5327246
now that you say... yeah he looks like some weird, depressed goth

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>tfw all the comrades ive lost won't stop hruting
what'd you think of the phantom pain gaygen?
Personally snake is really qt.

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>>5327197
i just got curious, too, after reading
>>5327076
and i can totally see/feel my stomach bulge when i take it super-deep. it's literally going past my navel; i'm absolutely flabbergasted

>>5327225
that would be me, tyvm

>>5327265
geez dude, I am mystified how that doesn't make your colon hurt

>>5327265
eugh

>>5327263

Its really good, until you get to a point where you cant figure out how to unlock the next mission, whereupon you google it and find out actually the game just ended.

There is literally zero proper resolution to the plot so the game quickly becomes formulaic and repetitive.

But yeah, the first few hours are GOAT.

>>5327246
>bringing twinks home to meet your parents
How fucking gay can you get

>>5327263
who cares about the game I just need pictures of snakes butt

>>5327286
what do you look like

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>>5327287

>>5327292
i dont find butts attractive, guess im a degenerate bottom :(

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>>5327291
Like 5 leagues above you

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>>5327292

>>5327304
good bottoms know how to appreciate their top's ass (with their tongue)

>>5327286
your the trashy kind that you date-rape and bareback unconscious.

>>5327308
if that is you... no, not really

>>5327308
>no narrow nostrils
whiteness card revoked

>>5327315
>(with their tongue)
careful there puppy... actions like that are likely to turn tops into thirsty bottoms

>>5327315
>wanting anything up my arse
no

>>5327279
Are you that bad with spotting gay guys?

I'll admit I have some trouble at times too but that's because some straight people like to look and act incredibly gay yet are clearly straight only when you're standing right next to them.

Kinda like a gaydar jammer. Very annoying.

>>5327334

The tongue doesnt go up your butt silly

>>5327338
I have anti-gaydar, if I like someone that's a sure way of knowing they are not gay.

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hee hee

>>5327332
a truly secure top knows that making his bottom rim him is a great way to force submission

>>5327334
yknow rimming isn't the same as having gene simmons shove his entire tongue into your hole right

>>5327360
i wish they'd just be canon already

>>5327338
>Are you that bad with spotting gay guys?
pretty much. Too many instances thinking fruity straights were gay and "straight acting" gays were straight. I've basically given up on thinking I can tell by someone's non-lewd actions.

>>5327353
>>5327362
I don't really need or want anything near or in my butt.

>>5327362

deadpool is canonically bi/horny enough to fuck anything that moves. Spiderman... less so.

>>5327367
what are you... some sorta faggot or something?

>>5327367

you clearly have never been rimmed

>>5327371
yes

>>5327373
nor do I want to.

>>5327369
ik that (though i think deadpool uses pansexual)
i just meant i wish they'd be a canon couple b/c they're cute and deadpool likes him so it's not entirely unfounded

>>5327379
wouldn't work anyway bc I'm p sure spidey thinks deadpool is ugly af (as well as pretty much everyone)

>>5327383
tbf deadpool is ugly af
no two ways around that

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>>5327386
>not caring for your romantic but heavily disfigured bf
shameful

>>5327386

didnt he marry a demoness queen of the underworld or something? she liked the way he looked just fine

>>5327379
>deadpool
>pansexual

fuck i hate this sjw shit
this is why straight people hate you

>>5327396

are you joking? it completely fits his character

>>5327392
lol... a bf that literally has leprosy. yikes!

>>5327396
>this is why straight people hate you
That's just an excuse.

do bottoms/twinks/fems get bfs more easily?

im asking because im a virgin

>>5327399
no...super heroes arent meant to be faggots.

>>5327396
the way it was explained to me:
bisexual = will fuck men and women
pansexual = will fuck men, women, trans, special snowflakes and everything in between

>>5327407
>who is the midnighter

>>5327407

get a load of this faggot

>>5327392
when did i say i didn't care? i want deadpool's ugly maimed ass to find true love and happiness (preferably with a cute guy)

>>5327396
it's canon m8
write a letter to marvel

Is that hungarian anon still here

>>5327414
sjw trash
when did litle kids have to read about gay super heroes
being a kid sucks in the modern day
>>5327415
suck my cock you social justice bitch

>>5327407
This. Gays should be super villains.

>>5327406
i'd imagine it's entirely dependent on how attractive you are, if you're closeted, and if you're actively networking.

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Wisdom teeth out on Friday

Pretty spooked desu, they have to drill/cut out all 4 of them

>>5327430
Holy shit that pic made my vision tweak out

I'm billing you for my optical care

>>5327428

what is active networking and how do i do it?

>>5327430
it's not too bad if you're already out with anesthetic

unless you're allergic to anesthetic then you might die but then at least you won't have to worry about wisdom teeth anymore

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>>5327423
>when did litle kids have to read about gay super heroes
the 50s

>>5327441
>>5327430
Seriously, if they knock you out it's like it doesn't even happen.

He's like "count backwards from 100"

Me: "99.." -out-

I didn't even have the loopy part after it was over, I just slept the entire hour drive home. I don't even remember walking to my bed when I got home, just woke up the next day...

>>5327436
Uh idk i was thinking the type of people who go to lgbt groups, use grindr etc, go to gay bars, actually trying to meet other gays

>>5327430
the surgery is nbd, i was awake for a good portion of mine
the recovery can be kind of a bitch though

>>5327426
queercoding is so passé

>>5327455
If you're proactive with your painkillers, the only bad part is cleaning and the liquid diet. And then it's just annoying.

(I mean, it's kind of a dull pain the entire time, but nothing unbearable unless you get dry socket)

>>5327430
I have an aunt who tried to get her's taken out right before christmas. Dentist didn't realize one of the teeth had fuzed to her jaw bone. He tried to chisel it out but couldn't so he had to pack the hole and wire her jaw shut until the holidays were over, then do more surgery to finish when he got back.

>>5327472
fucking nightmare fuel

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>>5327406
Depends on what kind of guys you like, how good you look and if you network properly.

In general, being submissive / twink means that people will more often make the first move, so if you're a beta it will be easier.
Watch out for the gay hand/knee/thigh touch, it means they want to stick their dick in you.

>>5327430
That's (hopefully) gonna be my first ever surgery

I'm spooked, every once in a while i feel something at the back of my mouth and i'm like "OH FUCK THIS IS IT"

>>5327367

repressed bottom detected

>>5327482
>>5327428

Okay, thank you :)

So far I've asked 3 guys what they think of how I look and I only got positive feedback.
One rated me 8/10

>>5327484
Nah, don't be scared. They got that shit down pat.

Just get knocked out, I hear it can be a little disturbing to hear what they do during the surgery.

i want Jesse Eisenberg to portray moot in a movie and then for normal people to get confused and think the same person made both facebook and 4chan

>>5327455
Gays shouldn't be those boring cliche undeveloped superheroes with ill defined concepts of justice and honour, because that's exactly how straight people are.

Us fags are way more than that.

>>5327487
Post pic

>tfw used to be super lonely neet bottom
>now im sociable and try to make friends with people
>because im confident and outgoing everybody thinks I'm a top and waits for me to ask them out, when I just want a big guy to take control...

>>5327497
capeshit is passe desu once the superhero movie bubble pops a lot of people are gonna be shit out of luck

>>5327492
it's also the post-effects, i don't particularly want to say weird shit that will come back to haunt and embarrass me to my family.

Also the pain and not being able to eat.

>>5327482
>Watch out for the gay hand/knee/thigh touch, it means they want to stick their dick in you.
this only? or could it mean they want me to dick them?

Also what about the "walk up behind you, impromptu shoulder" rub?

>>5327506
Meh, not everyone does weird shit. Like I said earlier, I just slept for a day and a half.

>>5327499
i dont like this place

>>5327510
It's all about positioning. If they're behind you, they want to fuck you

if they rubbin they ass all up on you, they want to be fucked by you

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>>5327497

>boring cliche undeveloped superheroes with ill defined concepts of justice and honour

maybe if you havent read a comic made in the last 20 years

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>>5327510
>"walk up behind you, impromptu shoulder" rub?
this is about as stranger danger as it gets if you just met this person or don't know them that well

>>5327517
pls

>>5327522
At my internship last summer there was a guy who would do stuff like that, and also say shit to make everyone uncomfortable

Everyone just kinda went with it, which I think is the part that freaked me out the most

tfw you will never give swede anal sex

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>>5327510
>Also what about the "walk up behind you, impromptu shoulder" rub?

Oh man, one time i was in one of my first classes at uni and i was sitting at a desk talking to my friends and behind me, this skinny blue haired twink fag started rubbing my shoulders and talking to me over my shoulders

>mfw
>he started laughing
>i started nervously laughing
>he turns back around
>i'm still confused as fuck
>see him around all the time, he never says a word, we haven't spoken since.

>>5327462
yeah i was on my pills like clockwork, i had almost no pain at all
but i had really bad swelling and bruising for about two weeks after

>>5327497
>>5327519
idk some are pretty boring and underdeveloped, northstar springs to mind. i think he's awful.
but some are pretty well fleshed out imo, like mystique, karma, cullen bloodstone (my comics husbando), and kinda sorta billy and teddy.

>>5327544

Did you ever read "The Boys"? the super dark one where all the worlds best superheroes are secretly rapists?

>>5327543

It hurts to live knowing if someone did that to me they'd just be mocking me.

>>5327543
>blue haired
burn it

>>5327528
give me some reasons why

>>5327570
1. I like looking at cute boys
2. See 1.

>>5327564
I mean, he could've been, but he had fucking blue hair, it's not like he had much room to mock.
>>5327568
He is legit quite disgusting. Some weird twink non binary skeleton thin-bearded monster these days

>>5327522
This happened in an LGBT store and I was shopping for cockrings. He was giving me advice on sizes and I think he was hinting at giving me a private fitting or something... idk. We were the only ppl in the store (he owned it or was running it) so I think he was just bored. Anyway, as he passed by me, headed to the back, he sorta just gave he a quick shoulder rub. I just took it as a compliment, didn't really get upset or anything.

>tfw I'm only friends with ugly people

i think its cause of my low selfesteem, but its kinda fucked up my dating game t b h

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>>5327543
>be me
>sitting in a pub
>grey haired middle aged man starts talking to me
>wants to be me a drink
>starts acting really creepy
>I realise he's gay and hitting on me but i dont have the guts to tell him to fuck off because he hasnt really done anything yet
Luckily the barkeep spotted it and told him to fuck off

I dont know why he thought hitting on someone who is like 3 times younger than him is ok
I fucking hate faggots

>>5327586
Everyone at my school is an ugly person Engineering school ftl

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>>5327510
In general, don't think you can assume top / bottom based on touch.

If they start to do it in a way that is often 'feminine' or submissive, it means they bottom. Like putting both their legs up on your leg and putting their head on your shoulder at the same time.

Shoulder touch could also mean both top / bottom.

In general: Context is key. Alone? Public? Stranger? Talked a bit? Comfortable to be around? Had done anything sexual together before? etc.

Learn to know your partner

>>5327554
haven't heard of it
i pretty much stuck to astonishing x-men, buffy, angel & faith, and some of the smaller limited series around x-men, like runaways, x-23, avengers arena, etc, etc.
oh and i read all of uncanny x-men from the beginning until like 1993 but like jumping between series so much was such a fucking hassle that i'm amazed i even got that far and eventually just gave up
i haven't read comics in probably like a year and a half though

>>5327589
Old fags are the worst. They're just so thirsty. It's why I can't stand grindr, they've run any young people out of it with their constant pestering.

>>5327590

Same here. I like fuzzy guys who are 20-24 or so, and all my acquaintances are still teenagers and so unattractive to me.

>>5327594

Watchmen?

>senior in hs(18)
>tfw missed out on teen love

Does being vers make me a slut like being bisexual makes bisexuals sluts?

>>5327599

youre still a teen, lad

get to it

>>5327598
>tfw 22
>tfw fuzzy
>tfw forever alone bc no one like my body type

>>5327604

just hit the gym

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>>5327589
once you reach gay death you reach the point of desperation to hit on everyone and anything uninhibited

>>5327598
nope
i literally haven't read anything other than those series i named and a handful of short limited marvel series

>>5327599
>tfw got first bf and lost virginity a few months before i turned 20
you still have time anon, you can do it

>>5327575
who doesnt?

>>5327600
if you are going to assume that bis are automatically sluts just b/c they are bi, then yes.

>>5327606
I'm tryin' faM

>>5327609

WTF you have to read Watchmen. Its the defining comic of the generation, and super short. Even a serious library or bookshop will most likely stock it.

>>5327614
butthurt bi pls go I was only memeing

the question still stands though

>>5327615

When you get fit, move to london and fugg me please

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>>5327607
He wasnt unattractive for his age, he wasnt fat or nasty still had all his hair, i bet some people on GG would even like him

what pisses me off is that he thinks its ok to hit on someone whos like 2.5 times younger than him,and he could easily get older gay dudes. no fucking shame

>>5327616
honestly i kinda lost interest in comics, hence not reading any for so long

>>5327603
>>5327609
I'm sure I'll find a bf in college but I missed out on high school romance

>>5327621
not hurt. and my answer still stands. strict bottoms (and possibly strict tops but not as much) will look at you similarly to how gays look at bis. You aren't relationship material, fwb only.

>>5327627

He could see you were a total pussyboy who needs a man to take charge of him.

>>5327627
tbf you are kind of qt tho sadfroggy~

>>5327638
Well, I'd rather have a relationship with a vers guy anyway...

I really don't think I'd be able to handle a relationship with a strict bottom desu

>>5327627
So were you alone in this bar? I didn't know that was a thing people who aren't sad alcoholics did. But I have bad social anxiety and tend to overthink stuff like that

>>5327600

No

>>5327600
no
if anything i think vers guys are more common than being strictly either role
personally i'd much prefer to date a vers guy over a strict "never touch my ass" top or "ignore my dick my asspussy is my sex organ" bottom

>>5327600
vers men are the only true gays

t. vers biscum

>>5327647
>>5327649

ah, good.

I ejaculated semen into a young lads bum hole early this morning.

I wanted to go for round two but he was tired :-(

>still went to sleep with an arse full of my cum though

>>5327654

Actually tops are the only true gays

Because when you top, you have to get hard for a man's ass--there's no avoiding looking at it

But any guy regardless of sexuality can enjoy prostate stimulation and they don't have to look at the dick, so it's not gay

t. top gay master race

>>5327646
what makes you think im not a sad alcoholic
but nah im just in the army and im surrounded by lots of people all the time and i have to communicate, so i just like to sit sometimes by myself at this pub where i can smoke and drink a beer
>>5327642
>tfw i will never wed sadcunts mother and become his stepfather and molest him at night

>>5327663
nobody here believes you are a strict top

>>5327660

use a condom you idiot

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>>5327663
>>5327654
>>5327600

>>5327674

A-are you saying you want to p-pound my sissy baby pussy, anon? U-ugu~

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>be shy and socially incapable
>spend time on here, even get some peoples phone numbers and practice smalltalk, flirting, etc with them
>now i have the personality and conversational style of an embittered autist

Thanks guys. I've gone from retiring but qt shy kid to a brash weirdo nobody wants to talk to.

>>5327683
this is why i am afraid of grindr

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>>5327668
...

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>>5327699

>>5327683
That's some classy shit right there.

>>5327699
I've had much, much worse.

>>5327702
dont say you dont want my big hairy body molesting you

>>5327707

literally me

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>>5327708
>>5327699

it doesnt get worse than this

>>5327687
No.
I wanna be keked by booger and watch him domtop you while I jerk off in the corner in shame.

>>5327699
i think i've already brought this up before in this thread but the first time I used grindr someone msged me "hi" and i panicked and uninstalled it

haven't used it since

>>5327714
what the fuck

>>5327707
someone wanted to eat my farts yesterday
i don't know how i feel about being gay anymore

>>5327697
this desu.

>>5327707
are some of those literally retarded and/or creepy old men?
>tfw i made an fake account once late and night and without a pic and got creepy "hey" messages after 2 minutes
>>5327708
>I've had much, much worse.
I just want a relationship with a qt 3.14
>>5327714
oh
>>5327717
same dude, did you have a pic and GPS on?

>>5327714


lmao wut

>>5327714
what the actual fuck

well time to delete grindr again

>>5327714
O-oh my God.

>>5327726

If you dont have a profile specifying "no older guys" and if you dont have a pic, you are much more likely to get creepy old guy messages than anything else.

Go with a bodypic, in your profile say that you are looking for, eg, "20-24 year olds", then ignore anyone who messages you with a blank profile or who doesnt meet your specifications.

>>5327709
n-no
stop touching me there

>>5327739
no >:3

>>5327451
Yea I'm getting an IV of some sedative, mostly concerned about the recovery

>>5327739
>>5327740

pls take your ERP to skype and keep it there, thanks

>>5327738
I get far more messages with a blank profile and no info than I do with a pic.

Funny creating fake accounts and seeing who messages though. One lad literally messages every fake account I've ever had.

>I don't think he gets much action

>>5327738
ive read that only closeted guys use bodypics...
and my body isnt something thats outstanding desu

>>5327741
just stay on your pill schedule and use your ice pack (they should give you one) often and you should be okay
most people seem to be ok, the only reason mine was so bad was b/c my surgery was particularly ornery, apparently it took almost 4 hours

>>5327722
it was probably a kid who was just trolling

>>5327714
well maybe if you weren't pozzed, you wouldn't get shit like this

>>5327745
sorry i was just joking around ;_:

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this guy squeezes your ass and demands to have sex with you

what do

>>5327754

You sound like you saw that one Kevin Spacey film and now have a massively inflated + edgy self-image.

TRP pls go and stay go

>>5327757
be very confused and scared as to how he broke into my house

>>5327757
"okay but lose the moustache"

gg

>>5327753
idk, that's not like an entirely unheard of fetish
and he didn't reply when i was like wtf lol

>>5327757
squeeze his ass back hard and shove my tongue down his throat

>>5327757
Tell him to lose the stache or grow a beard first

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>>5327757

would t b h

>>5327757

Probably punch the soft twat in the head.

>>5327763
I have no idea what you are talking about.
All I'm saying is "Understand people", essentially.

>>5327757
have sex with him... or don't have sex with him depending on your prefs.

>>5327492
Do they diddle your bp?
>>5327506
If got weird after the surgery and somehow revealed I was gay to my family I would probably never talk to my family again or kill myself

>>5327757

Normally I am 100% against moustaches without beards but... he's pulling it off imo

>>5327722
A guy told me his fetish. I was intriqued thinking "This will be good".

"I want you to fart on me during sex and anytime during the day you feel like it".

Oh.

He's keen as on me, but that was the straw that broke the camels back. He keeps trying to get with me, even going as far to say "I'm into vanilla stuff now".

But I saw the craigslist posts.

Why do consistently read this thread daily despite being straight?
I literally have nothing to contribute about gay sex. I only contribute when people talk about other things.

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>>5327783
>craigslist
smhtbh

>>5327787

Hows this: If you had to perform a gay sex act, which would it be?

Oral, anal, frotting, etc?

>>5327740
unnnn noo!!!! stahp or im going to...cum..
>>5327745
why bully tho

>>5327757

Shoot my load on his stache and make him wear it home

>>5327492
it's really nbd, i was awake for mine
i remember being really fixated on talking to the dental assistant about her dogs when they were starting and then they were talking about some coworker's wedding for a long time
and i reached up and scratched my nose while they were cutting into my mouth lol

>>5327783
you saw what craigslist posts...
that sounds ominous

>>5327792
None.
That's gross
Im here because there's no other general that's even slightly interesting.

>>5327794
you write like a fucking retard.
it's not "cute"

>>5327768
>>5327770

shit taste

>>5327810
stfu tom selleck

>>5327757
open my eyes

look up to the skies

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>>5327805

Are you telling me that if you woke up and had a qt twinks soft ass in the covers next to you, you wouldnt even go for a quick hot-dogging?

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>>5327814
no bully pls. it makes my chest hair hurt ;__;

>>5327816
No that's disgusting.
Im not femboi poser straight.
Its still very very gay

>tfw had a big ass that stuck out (but I was still skinny) when I was a kid
>self conscious about it so I lost a lot of weight
>want my booty back

>>5327791
>>5327799
>you saw what craigslist posts...
His posts on craiglist saying "I want someone to fart on me during sex".

Could obviously tell it was him because of the age/location.

>>5327827
>(but I was still skinny)
>self conscious about it so I lost a lot of weight
Ummm no....

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>>5327825

What about if you were towelling off at the gym and this guy comes up behind you and starts massaging your shoulders?

>>5327832
Fuck off faggot

>>5327827

glute bridges, squats + oats

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>>5327839

you sound stressed
maybe you need a lie down?

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>>5327807
cuter than u t b h

>>5327846
Senpai pls...

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a new thread will be needed soon.... . ... .. . .

>>5327828
link to the posts pls
i have many farts to share :3

>>5327832
Literally my dreams come true.

Today a hot guy was staring at me in a shopping mall's restroom (he didn't see me pee just washing my hands) and he walked real close behind me and then he left and I just wanted him to come back and make me his bitch :c

>>5327831
What do you mean umm no? All my fat was in my ass and I was self conscious about it.

>>5327853

>grey hair
old guys, not even once

>>5327846
don't post that ugly fat phaggit

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>>5327859

hes leaner than you matey

>>5327858
Oh lol. I was wondering what the coconut was supposed to represent

>>5327792
>another straight lurker here...
I'm torn between two... either cuddle with a guy where I'm the big spoon and he's sighing and totally at peace in my arms or doing a guy doggy style and watching his back tense up and listening to his loud moans when he comes.
>no homo

>>5327848
not on this medium
>>5327856
you were fat

>>5327866

I'm completely straight as well, but I guess if I had to do something...

Id probably go for a 6 man gangbang where i get DP'd + creampied while chocking on a minimum of 2 dicks at any one moment and am then forced to lap up all the spilled cum from the floor while my ass is used as a champagne bucket.

No homo.

>>5327832
cry intensely until he leaves me alone

>>5327832
Okay let's be honest m8s

I'd probably get all autistic and there'd be nervous laughter and stuttering, and then i'd try to get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible so i could go home and be alone and talk to other autists on the internet

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>>5327873

new thread
>>5327900
>>5327900
>>5327900

>>5327880
tranny pls.
>>>/mtfg/