/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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First for being nice.

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>>5323978
cant wake up

>>5323978
You're not even nice you fucking piece of shit.

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K E B A B
E
B
A
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I've been using the Tria laser hair removal meme for some months now and my skin started to itch a lot. Should I be using a body lotion or something? Pls halp. I know exfoliation should be avoided during laser treatment and I used to exfoliate + moisturize when my skin itched, can't do that now.

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>>5323987
Mr. J John approves of this post

>bought new razor for legs
>pretty happy, not too expensive
>decide to grab lunch so sit down at chair
>place razor on table
>look down at phone for five minutes
>look back up, razor gone
Gonna be a long day

>>5323987
الله الكباب الثناء

>>5323986
You dont even know me not nice anon.

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>>5323993
الله أكبر

>>5323987
Insha'Allah

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The wonders of a wig.

hey girls, chaser from california here looking for a gf. please let me know if you are interested.

>>5324022
I think Kayla is from Cali.

>>5324025
i dont think im tall enough for her

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Oh god I love you google translate

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Its December. What is everyone getting their fellow mtfger for Christmas this year?

>>5324036
Probably not crazy enough too.

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>>5324040
A hug for Elanna.

>tfw I am useless and nobody likes me.
>tfw everyone just tolerates me or feels sad for me.

>>5324036
>chaser
>manlet
just transition already, dont you know we need tall bfs to feel like grills

are we doing secret santa this year

>>5324051
Are you having a fucking pout or what?

are we getting raided or something

>>5324060
much better

>>5324069
Kek

>>5324069
me desu

>>5324065
I feel like we've been in a constant state of being raided for a solid few days at this point.

>>5324050
;~~; thank you anon, I really need one

>>5324076
*tackle hugs *

>>5324076
blame the amount of trap threads being spammed on other boards

dont worry gals i will protect you from any no good trolls trying to raid your thread

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>>5324020
Mine are trash.

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>>5324072
Hi Cartman, how are you?

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Is it true that nipples get un-puffy after a few years?

>girl I made out with once and knows I'm trans said "anon tries to act like a girl and fails miserably" with a group of people loudly enough that she'd be sure I'd hear
Can we discuss how all cis women are awful cunts?

>>5324040
I'm sending anna some tim tams and arnotts shapes and curly wurlys as a delayed birthday present and it will probably arrive just before crimbus
but don't tell anna its a secret

>>5324083
That's probably why desu

>>5324082
*hugs* ;~;

>>5324097
Hasn't happened yet for me ;_;

>>5324069
oh god how depressing and cringy

>>5324089
How are you going to protect me, Chad?

>>5324098
not everyone is like that anon, cunts will be cunts

>>5324103
Is something the matter?

>>5324105
my mom's a flight attendant so i can fly anywhere to the world for free. i'll simply coax any trolls into giving me their IRL location and hop and the next plane there, and if they'll agree to meet me in person i will fight them to defend your womanly honor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5zFK86S7k

why do I do this to myself

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hi everyone in the thread at this very moment, i have returned from my exchange of labor for monetary units

how is everyone rn?

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>>5324115
I'm good, I just woke up and am sleepy tho.

>>5324108
Nothing really different from what's been giving me feels lately, I'm probably better off than yesterday desu.

Oh also, apparently /b/ is at civil war right now with trap thread posters. I'm going to blame the influx of trolls on that.

>>5324107
Good thing I like boys more.

>>5324122
yeah i've seen that, i find it quite hilarious and sad at the same time

>>5324069
>tfw hormones turn you into a qt #nerdy ginger grill

>>5324122
It'll get better in time I think. And I'm glad you're feeling better than yesterday. Things here have just been a bummer lately for every poster.
I think it's because of there fact that there are at least 3 or 4 up at any given time.

>>5324113
I made it about 10 seconds in.

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>>5324112
How big is your cock?

>>5324093
Shit tier wigs u got there, are you even trying to be cute?

>>5324095
Just fine and dandy aside from the passive background suffering, playing the stick of truth, heading to bed soon.

>>5324138
But you're an elf, hormones are magic for elves.

>>5324136
It's very sad indeed.

>>5324142
They really have been ;_; This place isn't the best for making people feel good about themselves either.

>>5324115
>how is everyone rn?
I have no friends and my life is just a slow and agonizing

>>5324148
check the trip

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>>5324156
>(in not cm)
is it in mm?

>>5323988
I've been using tria for a few months without any itching, but I only shave a couple times between sessions.

>>5324152
Unfortunately. I personally try to keep a lot of my feelings away from here. It's 4chan after all. I'll stick to Skype and steam and whatever for my feelings.

>>5324161
better clarified now. i have a serviceable penis.

>>5324156
I want pics so I can know if you're worth using for sex or not.

>>5324151
I haven't been focusing on being cute. Mostly trying to level. Where's all the cute stuff?

>>5324161
typical retarded humor of a retarded fuccboi

jormy go home

>>5324152
I lied. I just used transfiguration magic.

Reccomend me a movie, no edgy obscure shit please

>>5324152
>elf ginger
>adri
>me

estrogen confirmed pixie dust

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>>5324040
I'm getting Cheska and Sophie honeymoon tickets to Boro Boro.

>>5324179
im not going to post pictures of my bt on the internet. my mom's a flight attendant i can fly for free so just tell me where you are and i'll be there ASAP and you can decide for yourself in person

>>5324191
I just watched Heat. Watch that.

has anyone here ever called the suicide hot line? Does it even help?
I need some one to talk to so bad

every post that jormy vomits here is irritating as h*ck

>>5324168
Idk, most of the feels that really get to me I don't put up here, it at least means the trolls don't actually know how to get under my skin.

>>5324190
That's cheating ;~;

>>5324195
Elves get out reeeee

>>5324191
Cooties wasnt bad. Basically Frodo kills zombie children.

>>5324203
just call

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>>5324213
s-sorry

>>5324098
I don't think so, there's too many cis women that have encouraged me to transition, and my friend said I was the only amab person she would ever consider being with

>>5324113
>when is the right time to tell other lesbians you have a penis?
>that scared, stiff body language
I lost

>>5324203
suicide hotline my name is john rocky rambo jr how can i help you, sir

>>5324219
I have such a phobia of using the phone, I fail at everything I do

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>>5324221
REAVEEEEEEE

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>>5324195
Caddy is just that cool. Her pixie dust is primo stuff
>>5324215
>pic related
<3

>>5324215
Exactly. That's what I do too for the most part. Sometimes I just post as anon when I need to get something off my chest.

>>5324203
Sometimes they help and sometimes you’re just too fucked for them.

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>>5324215
>elves get out reeeee
Make me.

ay yo bby u want some fuq?

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>new mouse arrives
>open up the box
>see this on top
I'm getting a refund

>>5324240
depends on what you're packing big boy

>>5324241
navi beat the team that beat the top ranked team. they're basically #1 in the world right now

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>>5324233
>>5324239
REEEEEEEEEE

>>5324241
What's wrong with it?

>>5324241
nobody cares fuckhole

go away

>>5324249
he's just sad his hardcore gaming mouse isn't faze-approved

>>5324249
I don't want people thinking I'm a dirty navi fan

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>>5324233
REEEEE

image stealer
don't besmirch Pelinal

fcuking elves I swear

>>TFW Some transgirl who's a pro league player says she wants nothing to do with the lgbt comunity. HURRM probably thinks you're a fagcancer lel.

Rng Remilia=winrar. I'm done here too.

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>>5324239
link x samus otp

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>>5324263
remilia is p qt

>>5324245
I'm packing dicking and ass eating skills

>>5324241
10/10 mouse

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>>5324271
oh gosh

>>5324001
who the fuck steals a razor, that's so weird

>>5324167
Have you seen any progress?

>>5324304
Very very minimal changes on face where I was doing touchups.
Pubes and underarms are a lot easier to take care of now. I think my main goal of smooth and ingrown free pubes should be attainable, but otherwise I wouldn't suggest tria for someone who wanted to clear their face or legs. It's not as good as a professional laser, and super super slow for large areas.

>>5324299
they lock the cartridges up in huge plastic boxes in bad neighborhoods

>tfw mtfg moves to fast for you to keep track

>>5324329
it's ded as fuck right now

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>>5324329
>tfw work wi-fi was down so couldn't lurk mtfg while at work today

>>5324241
>gaymen mouse
I thought better of you.

>>5324331
I'm just particularly dumb.

I also went to the library for like an hour.

hi

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i-is it safe to come out now

>used to be really good at starcraft
>sitting with the legacy of the void launcher open
>to anxious to play

>>5324200
this is code for "I'm actually ugly and a liar"

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>>5324345
watch out for anon >.>

hey kids im new whats up

>>5324342
heavenly? the one who used to trip?
hi!

>>5324352
my gt is up *boink*

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So I wrote out a coming out letter to my parents.
My mom responded really well, I got to talk to her about HRT and shit.
My dad said he supported me and then proceeded to endlessly talk about gender roles for an hour. He appears to be doing everything he possibly can to convince me that I am not actually trans and am just struggling with gender roles.

i am sad famiglia

>>5324348
no you are wrong

>>5324329
>>5324339
you can just take the time to read through posts and respond like 10 or 20 minutes late

I do that sometimes, mostly at work

>>5324331
Thanks salty anons ;~;

can i go from 150 mg spiro and 1.5 mg estrogen daily to 200 mg spiro and 3.5 mg estrogen daily?

>>5324370
time for some fetish play tbhonfam

>>5324360
yes

hi!

>>5324373
no it is you who is wrong

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>>5324370
stop posting that picture please it's so gross

>>5324378
Lol or you can take the real meds prescribed for real trans women, you got keked by your doc agp fag.

>>5324378
you can but i dont really see why you would? u would probably be ok with one or the other

>>5324374
It sorta gets hard to track out of real time though.
As I said, I'm not particularly smart.

>>5324378
Sure, why not?

>>5324377
If I was salty I'd have something to say. ;_;

>>5324381
How have you been? How's girl life?

>>5324389
uh what? that doesn't even make sense. you're literally incoherent.

>>5324395
I'm not blaming you for anything ;~;
It was just a very rough day full of shitposting.

>>5324393
What do you mean one or the other? Why wouldn't the amount of HRT i'm taking make a difference?

>>5324395
>How have you been? How's girl life?
pretty awesome. just wish dating wasn't such a pain

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>pc language set to english
>mouse driver installs in weeaboo
y

>>5324112
How will you ever satisfy anyone without a 8x6 penis?

If I start seeming salty or incoherent or anything, it's just a lack of sleep.

I appologise in advance.
sorry ;_;/

>>5324397
Cuz simply taking female hormones is gonna make you a woman logic is prevalent, t's why no one is passing lol.

Let's just add a medication to it that will prevent you from retaining water in your cells, and you'll end up looking 40 in 5years and have gross deformed breasts.

>>5324406
i just mean like, most people try to avoid going on 200mg of spiro bc by that point the uh. frequent urinating side-effect becomes pretty ridiculous. i would just go up on the E if i were u

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>>5324386
can't handle the healthy sexuality of other individuals bby?

>>5324409
>2015
>not being able to read moon runes

>>5324409

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>5´10"
>massive 16" shoulders
>huge chin and man brow
>man skull
>manly eyes

Why meeeeee

>>5324385
no

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>>5324411

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>>5324394
you can set 4chan to display in your local time with the inline extension

just go to settings at the bottom of the page, and it's in the miscellaneous section

>>5324409
>nonfree software
You get what you deserve to be desu.

Might as well call you nörmy.

>>5324405
No no, blame me for something. I can take it. It'll keep things interesting.

>>5324408
I'm struggling to into dating. Maybe in the new year I'll put some effort in again.

>>5324416
i have gotten morning wood twice in the past month and want to kill my dick forever

>>5324423
No, it does that automatically.

I just lose track of who said what and who is replying to who.

>>5324419
#prankgonewrong #socialexperiment #jormiesgetout

>>5324413
>Let's just add a medication to it that will prevent you from retaining water in your cells, and you'll end up looking 40 in 5years and have gross deformed breasts

Wait what, spiro is gonna make me look 40 in 3 more years? But I look younger on hrt!

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>>5324427
I don't even remember how getting erect feels like.

Feels good man.

>>5324420
sounds kawaii to me

>>5324425
But why ;~; you havn't done anything

>>5324429
gone sexual?

>>5324440
Yes I have. I once shit in your morning coffee.

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>>5324435
Kawaii for boys maybe.

I also found nice and cute shoes but my feet are a bit too big so I can't get them.
>tfw ogre feet

>>5324443
why are you still here

>>5324433
No one actually looks up the effects of taking 150+ mg of spiro , it's pretty fugging scary.

>>5324419
>likes boys
that's a ruse

jormy is a straight man who is perfectly secured in his transbian metalhead identity

>>5324440
shh bby is ok
Someone needs to hate someone here.

>>5324420
Welcome back. Did you enjoy your break from shitposting?

>>5324445
desu you sound pretty cute.
be my qt gf?

>>5324428
oh

just ignore the long chains of conversations

if you really want to you can follow the chain of quotes but that's also confusing

just focus on the shorter conversations unless one involves you, if that helps

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>>5324445
>not binding your feet to fit into smaller shoes

>>5324420
anon, if ur never gonna post a pic then u rlly gotta stop baiting people into this whole song and dance

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>>5324458
good memme

>>5324445
what's your shoe size?

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daily reminder that responding to kiwi = responding to the pic related behemoth hon

>>5324422
>Kiwi will never slap me with her large gt

>>5324462
So she has built in high heels?

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>>5324466
oh you still post here?
hi bitter anon
don't forget the eric foreman picture

>>5324466
Thanks for the update Jocelyn.

daily reminder, all those pics of kayla are cropped from what she posts in the /b/ tranny threads

https://dat.fgtsi.org/b/1448338768156.jpg

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>>5324370

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>>5324466
there's nothing wrong with kiwi but
>eating fries with a fork

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>>5324452
It was a nice break, I played video games and antidepressants make me a happy hon.
>>5324453
B-But I have a fetish for men.
>>5324458
No ;_;
>>5324459
I just wanted to share feels I can't share with cis scum.
>>5324465
Like 8?
I can't into american sizes.

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>>5324478

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>>5324478
10/10

>>5324481
Fucking this.

>>5324476
Proof that Kayla is just a fetishist and isnt actually "trutrans" like she tries to preach.

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>>5324481
>>5324485
when i'm out with people i don't eat finger food

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>>5324443
Wtf anon why?

>>5324452
I don't hate you though

yesterday I had a lot of things that I wanted to do. it was too hard to get out of bed though, and I just kept falling back asleep. in between half hour naps, I would wake up and cry. I don't know what I was crying over, I just know that I was sad. I am sad. I've been having intrusive thoughts about self-harm as well.

I feel like I should see a doctor. everything in my life feels like it's either the best thing ever and I'm so happy or it's the worst shit of all time and I wanna fucking kill myself, and I don't think that's normal.

idek, I'm just lonely and don't have anywhere else to express these thoughts. how are you tonight

>>5324482
>having a fetish for men
>2015
>not being a dirty transbian like everyone else
step up your game anon. Just be my qt gf ;_;

>>5324492
oh you thought that was bad?
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/653560363/#653563763

"How about miss cock? she is a good girl"

SOOOO GROSSSSSSSSS

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>>5324482
8 is great

it's when you get to 11 and above that womens shoe stores stop having them

>>5324493
then you shouldn't have gotten finger food

would you eat pizza with a fork and knife?

>>5324496

moko word the fuck up and why is Centuries Of Damn the best song by Death Grips

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>>5324505
yes i have actually
i'm sorry gem

>>5324482
yeah but most of those feels don't rlly exclude passing and when ppl ask for a pic to maybe try to help u refuse but assure that u are totally unpassable in some vague nebulous way

>>5324502
Why did I click this? I feel sick now.

>>5324502
holy shit my fucking sides top kek
WHAT THE FUCK IS THISS!!??

>>5324509
>pizza
>cutlery
You are the kind of person that deserves death.
الكباب طعام يحضر من اللحم المفروم مع الدهن باستعمال أسياخ الشوي ويشوى على الفحم.

>>5324502
>that post
>those replies

noooooooooooooooooooooo

>>5324507
sad cum bb

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>>5324509

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>>5324500
I would only do gay things ironically but that doesn't matter since i'm too hon for any human to be attracted to me.

Also I want to be small spoon.

>>5324505
The biggest size for these shoes is 7 ;_;
I really wanted them too

Fucking triggered.

>>5324510
It's just scary, i'll post when I get a haircut or something and feel a bit more confident.

Sometimes I actually feel okay these days but I know I don't pass and i'm most likely being delusional but I dunno.

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>>5324519
>>5324525

w-what? i don't wanna get messy when i eat
why is that a crime ;~;

>>5324521

You pulled your face out the dirt?

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I forget to take my estro at least once a week. Anyone else like this or am I just bad at being a tranny even?

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>>5324528
Get of of New York tonight if you know whats good for you.

>>5324502
oh MY SON my SONN!!!! My sone of ALL people wants COCKS in his throat!!

>>5324528
Yes.
If I ever meet you in person I will grease you up with pizza and other fried fingerfoods until you no longer stand.
I will rub it into every inch of your body, even if you resist.

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>>5324502
:|

>>5324528
fries I can understand
but you dont eat pizza with a knife and fork

>>5324536
Get out* even.

>>5324502
huh I've never really seen an uncut penis before

>>5324526
Uhhh I can pretend to be big spoon.
;_;

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>>5324540
>I will grease you up
>I will rub it into every inch of your body, even if you resist.

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>>5324540
that sounds disgusting t bh

>>5324545
but it's possible so why not?

>>5324535
I forget a lot too. I need an implant ;~;

>>5324502
My toucan has left the building.

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How did femnon quit smoking, I need tips. The grossness makes me want to quit for all the benefits. But the feels are getting me down.

>>5324530
Much of the sexual themes in Death Grips' albums have no benefit aside from the temporary one of an orgasm. All the sex that Ride describes never involves love, or any emotion. His orgasms are never happy, because he is not happy.

>>5324535
nah, I do this too. hell, lately I'm lucky if I only miss one HRT dose a week. I'm still a gud tranny tho, I dindunuffin

>>5324548
I didn't realize that circumcision was a thing until I was like 13 when I realized that I was circumcised

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>>5324550
Are you tiny?
Then I must bully you.

>>5324541
I fucking hate Kayla. I'm going to go throw up now.

Hi everyone. I hung out with a boy from work today! Anyway, it's about time to take your skittles. What are you taking again?

>>5324567
>skittles
>not just drinking soy milk and stuff

>>5324555
>that sounds disgusting t bh
It will be.
We will both be left rolling around sweaty and covered in oil, our clothes probably torn off from the struggle.
It won't be a pretty sight.

>>5324571
420chan scum.

>>5324560
I never started was how I quited.
But a suggestion anyway?
Just smoke a dick instead when you want to fag.

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>>5324573
i'm resigning my american citizenship
no more pizza or fried foods for me
from now on i eat tofu and lentils

>>5324562
>bully me
sounds lewd tbqh, i am kinda tiny. Will bullying include kissing?

does anyone wanna skype and practice grill voice?

>>5324579
KK!!

Good plan, now where do I find the local std clinic?

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>tfw you get clocked in a video game because you're really good and not playing healer

>>5324558
Well, least I'm not alone.

>>5324561
WHOA! Moko! Had no idea you're still around! Granted... may be a different moko... But yeah. lol

>>5324560
>ever smoking in the first place
who were you trying to impress?

>>5324476
The good thing about being cut is I get to mutilate myself twice if I get srs.

>>5324561

But that's just one aspect of his life. I think I just prefer the songs where he speaks candidly of his general disatisfaction of his life as a whole. They're reflected in the performance of the other bandmates as well as the lyrics.

Like, OK, all their releases are great but the triplet songs after Powers That B on Jenny Death are probably their best work.

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>>5324583
I could kiss you ironically but bullying isn't lewd.

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>>5324555
because with some foods, like pizza, that little bit of messiness is part of the enjoyment of the food

it's messy, but it's messy for everyone so nobody cares that it is

I avoid foods like that if I'm the only one getting them, or around like a cute boy or something, but no one is going to think you're disgusting for eating greasy foods when they are too, because we've all been there

>>5324571
>not drinking soymilk and taking skittles

for shame anon

>>5324589
I use to be an edgy teenager, then I got addicted :(.

>>5324588
I am the OG moko, I assure you

>>5324594
I was just quoting rapgenius because I think that site is funny

>>5324585
Nah but serious.
I made a friend quit by constantly destroying her cigarettes whenever she got them.

We'd be at a party, she'd go to the corner to smoke and as she got them out, I'd jump out and throw them all into the fire.
Because we are all poor and cigarettes are like 30$ a pack here, she quit soon enough.

Maybe you need a pain in the arse friend like I?

>>5324587
why arent u playing a healer desu

>>5324584
down

>>5324606
The answer is the simplest one then. Just quit. Nothing else is going to magically save you.

>>5324614
skype: ilovecrispix

>>5324608

orite

I did kinda think that quote was pulled out of a music theory essay by a student so I tried to respond in kind.

Also I saw Lightning Bolt last week and met the band after the show, was probably the best gig I've been to and will ever go to (no hyperbole pls)

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>>5324587
>tfw u used to play healer and everyone assumed you were a girl
I used to play a male tauren shaman in WoW too, that's like the maniest healer there is

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>>5324604
i don't eat much around people anymore anyway, i wait for people to leave or i go in a different room or worst case scenario i eat in the bathroom desu

>>5324612
I live in canuksville, so everyone here is passive as fuck and don't actually give a fuck about each-other more than just pretending.

>>5324624
Is it because you're still fat?

>>5324598
>ironically
:(
it can be lewd like if you strip your clothes off and fug.

>>5324587
>tfw you don't get clocked because you are shit
>"hey is this rachael character a real girl?"
>"nah man she has to be --she's shithouse"
>"thanks guys, i am right here you know"
>"sorry we were just clearing up some stuff"

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>>5324604
This is my life blood.

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>>5324627
i've actually lost 10 lbs since that october meetup t bh

>>5324625
Come to Australia.
We'll have you quit by Friday.
Dinky-Di Guaranteed®

>>5324624
lol
a lot of people do that.
>tfw you eat like a disgusting slob when alone
>try to eat as elegantly as possible when around qt ;-;

but sometimes its too much.
>eating pizza with a fork and knife
>no

>>5324608
Pshhhh. Still looking adorable?

>>5324624
>I eat it in the bathroom

I find this completely unacceptable and I am someone who used to have piss bottles

>>5324635
how much do you weigh?

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>>5324614
Because ranged classes are more fun.
>relying on people who are worse than you
>>5324623
Tauren are pretty cool though, I played female tauren warrior a bit.
>>5324630
Is this who I think it is?

How do two transgirls even fug?
>>5324632
>tfw people call you a faggot because they get upset at you being better than them and most people know you're a gril
>tfw they call my cute friend a white knight

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>>5324647
leave me alone pls

>>5324623
cartman plays healer too :^)

>>5324651
>How do two transgirls even fug?
Bum scissoring.

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>>5324651
Mage for life.

>>5324651
god damnit. why are you so good at this ;-;

idk
>double headed dildo tbhon

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>>5324644
I look more or less the same as I always have, I just have slightly nicer hair now
adorable isn't the word I'd use

>>5324645

>used to have piss bottles

Well you learn something new everyday

>>5324653

It's pretty well established that Cartman is at least homosexual

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>>5324654

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>>5324634
I've just been getting the choc one recently, because it tastes perfect, and I dont like the original as much

how is the unsweetend compared to the original? I've never tried it

>>5324624
you need to make better friends

everyone needs friends that they can eat some choice disgusting foods with

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>>5324652
You sure do buckle under pressure easily.

>>5324662
>implying friends

>>5324634
>not very vanilla
Step it up

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>>5324663
stop smugly eating that hashbrownright now

>>5324660
Like that, but with your bums.

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>>5324659
sknittles

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>>5324662
Its... less sweet.

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how to get through life as mtf:

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>>5324654
Sounds boring tbhon
>>5324655
I like classes with bows.
>>5324656
Maybe just kissing, i've heard that stuff is pretty fun.

>>5324671

No I like my beard

>>5324675
i'm straight edge.

>>5324682
no ur a pokemon

>>5324675
Paper towels?
I-I don't get it.

>>5324675
you're supposed to check dubs the other way anon

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>>5324668
Ok.

>>5324666
Really, this shit is liquid icecream.

>>5324680
just become like conchita wurst but on hrt

>>5324625
As a canadian, everyone I know smokes weed not cigs. Except for the lesbians.

>>5324691

I dun wanna win Eurovision song contest

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>>5324687
stop
eating
that
banana
you're
gonna
get
potassium
poisoning

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Would you fuck me? I would fuck me, I would fuck me so hard

>>5324659
most nights during my freshman year of college I was too scared to leave my room to go to the bathroom because I was worried I'd run into the guy that lived in the same apartment as me

these were dark times indeed

the worst part was when I'd hook up with people and we'd go back to my room and I didn't even bother to hide my piss bottles

tmi~~~~~

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>>5324666
vanilla silk is garbage desu

it doesn't even taste like anything remotely approaching milk

so anything you'd normally try to use it for in place of milk just doesn't work

want to have it with cookies? nope
want to try it with a peanut butter sandwich? definitely nope
want to use it for mac and cheese? absolutely disgusting

>>5324672
who would have guessed

>>5324664
I'd say then you should try making friends but that isn't exactly working out for me either

>>5324685
yeah theyre to wipe away the tears

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>>5324677
oh yeah i heard that stuff is pretty fun. We should try it one day...

>>5324694
That gimmick is done.
You'd need to find another.

My bet is singing fish.

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>mfw I remember circumcision is still a big thing in the US
Jesus christ, what a dystopian wasteland of country

>>5324697
[spoiler]hopefully the skin on my dick wouldnt get caught between your front two teeth[/spoiler]

>>5324675
a bottle of wine??

GOOODBYE HOOORSES~~

>>5324700

They probably assumed it was juice or soda, if it crossed their mind at all.

Not that I'm suggesting you keep doing it.

>>5324706

No gimmick and no mones

>>5324703
Oh
:(

>>5324701
No shit it doesn’t work. But if you’re allergic to milk or are trying to lose weight, it's bloody tasty.

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It's that time of the year again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmN_6hJLypI

What is the best place to go to find a cute young tranny GF?

>>5324707
jewish slaves need to be circumcized

>>5324710

Buffalo Bill pls go

>>5324721
craigslist m4m
all the guys who are 50 yrs+ are actually young trannies fresh and ready for the picking

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So how many of you have a motorcycle license?

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>>5324721

>>5324712
yeah I know they probably just didn't notice it, but it's p gross how little I cared
and I haven't peed in a bottle since I was like 19 so don't worry about it

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>>5324718

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGkt628Bww

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>>5324704
Sure..

Only ironically though please.

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>>5324700
>the worst part was when I'd hook up with people and we'd go back to my room and I didn't even bother to hide my piss bottles
are you serious?

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>>5324695
>>5324697

>>5324731
haha what. I'm 19 and good looking.

>>5324684
i can't be both?

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I wake up so tired ;~;

how is everyone??

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>>5324741

>>5324740
why would I lie about something like that
like I said, those were very dark times

>>5324741
kek

>>5324744
not as an oddish you cant

it involves into the most druggie pokemon out there

>>5324741
genuinely
horifying

>>5324742
ay bby u wnt sum fuk?

>>5324700
did you hook up with girls or boys?

>>5324756
thats really funny that oddish a pretty stoner pokemon but i hate drugs. i'm gonna get an oddish tattoo'd on me and everyone is gonna think i'm some pot do-er.

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So no one does.
God you guys are boring as shit

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>tfw no wage slave white knights to buy me stuff
>tfw no qties to cuddle during winter
>tfw no one to make me coffee