/mtfg/ Male to Female General

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this thread is lame yo

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>>5325085
fuck you you stupid faggot crossdresser

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first for being a tranny is a curse from a malevolent God

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Every single anon in this thread

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This is the thread.

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>>5325064
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>>5325064
post em

>>5325087
calm your T-rage, hon

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Stop being mean to each other.

>>5325090
This place is for being nice. No hate please.

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Everyone a trip you don't really know but would like to get to know better RIGHT NOW

>>5325090
>implying you aren't a hon

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nth for purest form of love

>>5325093
I believe, sir, that you are in fact, the hon.

>>5325098
You guys need to stop.

>>5325098
In a sexual way? Caddy.
In a friendly way? Caddy.

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>>5325064
you are a weak little maggot who thinks he can blackmail me? go on LOL, you can't stoop any lower, david

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>>5325100
>tfw nobody will ever love u

Someone post the new tier list so we can hurt everyone's feelings some more!

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>>5325098
elanna tbqh

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>>5325098
elanna is cute

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>>5325098
No one. I wouldn't like to get to know any of you better. I've seen far too much.

>>5325113
Yes, let's post what a random chaser thinks of the trips

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>>5325098
raifu

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>>5325107
Holy shit the edge behind this post.

>>5325098
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper

>>5325098
Elanna, actually. She's like my nice-girl rival and I think we'd make a great team and nice post the shit out of this place.

>>5325106
london

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/mtfg/ bingo
>1 square for each random le trole master calling you the following: hon, t-rage, non-passing, man, autistic
>2 squares for each hour Sage replies to you
>3 squares for each photoshop rawr spends half an hour on
>Free square when anon says "why arent there any nice trips anymore"

>>5325119
I want to get to know u better tho ricky ;_; (and make u my waifu)

>>5325098
Ric--
Nevermind. >>5325119

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>>5325090
>tfw some of those hons pass better than me
5´10" orc life

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>>5325046
>if you ever need a friend i'll be here, and i mean that
So you could rape her just like you raped Jocelyn?

>>5325129
>4 squares each for being paranoid

>ywn have an obsessed autistic internet stalker
why live

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>>5325130
>and make u my waifu
Nah, trust me you don't want that.

>>5325131
I feel so hurt :^(

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>>5325126
>Elanna and Caddy together
Can I come too?

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>>5325098
I want to talk to a bunch of ppl but they don't want to talk to me ...

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>>5325098
mmm idk. Anne I guess since I think we have a lot in common.

>>5325143
Just ask Aife
Sure he's up to the task

>tfw you will never curbstomp jormy into a bloody pulp
;-;

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>you will never pass
>you will never get tired and go to bed

>>5325150
hey kira ur single now right? u looking?

>>5325152
trip on rawr

>>5325153
hey that's really mean, jormy is mostly nice and just joking around ;~;

>>5325157
no

>>5325143
I had one but they stopped when they couldnt get the reaction they wanted from me. Sux.

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>>5325150
let's talk bby

>>5325156
I believe in you anon. You'll get tired and sleep one day.

>>5325148
No point friending someone who doesn't want it, right?

>>5325137
Implying anyone wants to rape that morbidly obese giga hon
Tip top kekity kek senpai

>>5325161
>no
;_____________________________;

>>5325161
it's okay, i want to do it ironically

as a prank

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>>5325143
Not something I desire, honestly.

>>5325157
>>5325172
trip on sheen

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>>5325156
>tfw you kinda pass sometimes
>still don't want to go to bed anyway

>>5325167
I do anon. I just feel like shit, sorry for being a bit of an asshole :c

>>5325166
but mikokochan I know u will just hate me ;~;

>>5325172
sorry I like someone else ...

>>5325173
pls don't hurt anyone :c

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>>5325167
I wanna pass too though.
>>5325177
>you will never pass while sleeping
>you will never pass while waking up

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>>5325149
Absolutely

>>5325177
who still closeted and afraid hit like

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>>5325182
>Community
Damnit Caddy you are top tier.

>>5325177
It's ok. Everyone has bad days. You shouldn't have to apologize for not feeling at your best.

step one: kiwi starts animeposting as usual
step two: he is called out for being a gross insecure beta male pig who tells people to suck his dick
step three: damage control + dumping his shy anime girl folder
step four: he goes anon until the waters are clear and no one remembers anything
& repeat

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>>5325177
>tfw you will never be a teenage girl exploring her sexuality with a slightly older cool hipster chick

>>5325179
it's just a prank bro, just a prank

>>5325196
>caring this much about kiwi
you have a mental disorder

>>5325198
straight dude pls go

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>>5325198
Why do you give me these feels.

>23 soon
>never had a life
>will never pass
Why do I even bother ;_;

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>>5325183
Me desu

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>>5325183
Eh?

>>5325191
Thanks sweet anon. Or anonette. Whatever you are.

>>5325198
Been there done that. It's not that great when you have dysphoria.

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>>5325190
I like Dan Harmon's work, yeah. Community was so fun.

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I can't sleep girls

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>>5325211
>Whatever you are.
I haven't been thrilled with the answer to that lately desu. I'm bored of binary but don't have the safety of college any more.

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How to pass with cave man face and 5´10" and 16" shoulders?

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>>5325196
>mfw

>>5325218
get up and burn off some energy
harvest some rice, for example

>>5325208
ur in the closet now?? o.o;;

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i just want to be a sweet doting housewife and cook and clean for a man who deserves it and be a mommy ;~;

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>>5325227
Lol thanks for the laugh.
I should be sleeping. I got work in the morning but the body is restless

>>5325215
How do you feel about the seasons of Community when Dan left?

>>5325244
;____________;

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>>5325222
I usually don't know how to feel about genderqueer people since a dear friend of mine detransed and completely stopped identifying as binary. That was difficult to me and changed my opinion to negative for a while but I try to think that everyone has their own unique way of expression. Without wanting to sound too tumblr I don't think you should confine yourself in a box.

Just do whatever makes you happy and content with who you are. Sorry if I'm kinda rumbling, I am sleep deprived. I don't want to say something stupid.

>>5325243
Well I'm still boymode 99% of the time, except when people from mtfg decide to introduce me to their friends as a girl without warning me ;~;

>>5325223
v necks
5'10'' isnt even tall

>>5325248
gas leak?

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>tfw you want elanna but she only wants bexe

;__________;

>>5325223
is this the same anon that has been on hrt for 2 yrs and never posts a pic for feedback?

>>5325254
but you are a girl
why would they introduce you as a boy?

>>5325255
It's average height for males. ;_;
>>5325260
Yes, my face is ruined.

>>5325254
o-oh I thought it was sexuality...

did ur friends help u w/ makeup yet?? ^^;

>>5325098
Adri, and Ricky.

>>5325266
my girlfriend is 6' and i'm 5'11
literally chill

>>5325265
Because I sound like a boy

>>5325268
Makeup is for normies

>>5325253
I don't know why I've been bothered by it lately. I think I just need to embrace dykey again. You're not saying anything stupid. It's a weird subject and a lot of people use it as a stepping stone to figuring out what they really want. Those who don't are still usually pigeonholed because non-binary is not really respected outside of small circles. It makes it hard for everyone.

>>5325258
I know some feels like that. Wanna hug it out and keep each other cozy?

>>5325266
are you the russian anon?

>>5325248
I'm not sure when that happened, actually. I never looked into it.

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>>5325273
>5´10" with manly face
>chill
I cannot.
>>5325281
>russian
What?

>>5325286
nevermind

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>>5325252
it sucks. im so lonely

>>5325278
oh no :c

w-what about goth makeup??

>>5325294
I can get so lonely too, I need ppl to feel cozy about life ;~;

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>>5325286
I'm glad you're back, this general feels like it's normal when you're here ;_;

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>>5325272
You could add me on steam! Just ask adri for it if you are in the mood for a silly friend :)

>>5325279
>I think I just need to embrace dykey again
You should desu. We've talked about this before and you seem to really want it. Maybe attempt that and see how it all goes from there? Maybe it will help you understand who you are better. I mean it's what you currently in the subject of expression, it's a pretty good lead. I think one thing will lead to another and that usually works for the best. Things have a have a way of sorting themselves out like that.


Anyway, goodnight girls. gotta crash.

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>>5325298
>I can get so lonely too, I need ppl to feel cozy about life ;~;
me too. its been so long since i felt the touch of a loving embrace

>>5325305
currently want*
fuck

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>>5325286
I dont see the problem with that height?
>>5325273
Way to go c: bf and i are 6'1.
Nu idea how some peeps make the height such an issue.. I mean sure makes thingies a little harder but not that much.

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>>5325300
Y-You too.

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Time to eat an entire large pizza

>>5325313
>I dont see the problem with that height?
It wouldn't be a problem if I didn't look so super masculine but being tall and masculine ruins everything.

>>5325310
oh gosh ;~;

>>5325321
Seriously doubt that a little c:
Unless you are like 25

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>>5325310
>tfw have never been cuddled

>>5325331
rough

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>>5325329
I'll be 23 in 6 months.

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nini girls

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>>5325281
No, that anon is me.

It has been not quite two years about half a year, not counting kickbacks (I do not know how to correct the English)

By the way, do you think it possible to raise money for the surgery using crowdfunding site? Does it really works?

>>5325322
>>5325331
pls no i didn't want to cry tonight. i just want someone to love me

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>>5325338
good night elanna

don't forget to let your dreams be dreams

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>>5325335
Damn young kids

>>5325282
Oh ok, well if you want to appreciate Dan a little more you should look into it. He really is what drove Community to be as good as it was, he's... so great. Then rewatch Comm and appreciate what he did, it's a bit like the Wizard of Oz

Just started HRT, do you think I'll pass /mtfg/?

https://unsee.
cc/tisabegu/

>>5325339
stop fishing. you don't need surgery

>>5325183
me too m8
>tfw trying to lose weight so I won't look like chris-chan if I do try to transition
>tfw dad will probably disown me if I do come out

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>>5325345
I'm not young though.

Can't pass because of my man face and getting old now.

>>5325349
trip on old kiwi face

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>>5325338
gn elanna sweet dreams pls

>>5325350
You have not seen me in real life. At least I want to remove the Adam's apple (it is very noticeable), and voice.

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i fucking hate myself
i just want to kill myself and end with this once it for all
i hate to not be able to live as a woman, it is right now the only way i could maybe be happy, because in 10 years i havent been truly happy.

>>5325339
that hair color is not working for you desu

>>5325358
iktf

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>>5325358
Iktf

>>5325358
y cant u live as a woman

>>5325361
are you kidding she looks cute af

Tomorrow is going to taste like coffee and my parents don't understand transition

>>5325369
very homophobic/transphobic country and family

>>5325383
excape

>>5325377
eh, guess i just dont dig really loud hair colors

>>5325377
>>5325361
the orange-ish hair color at 10-11 months looks the best imho. although returning to natural hair color is never really a bad idea

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>>5325361
Maybe for my type of faces is not the best hair color, but I always liked red. Also in the last two frames of the wig.

>>5325383
What country mate?

>>5325390
yeah bitch u cute af rn

>>5325390
are you a slav?

>>5325396
Yes, my mother is Ukrainian. I live in Russia.

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god that was fun

>>5325385
i would only make 50 dollars every month after paying rent and buying food if i lived on my own.
i hate when people tell me to move to a better country, its not like i didnt wanted to, but its fucking hard.

>>5325394
peru

>>5325400
i can tell. my ex-gf was ukranian, from odessa

>>5325403
oh shit yeah. okay. thats a bit harder than escaping from the south.

>tfw flirting with your bf
holy fuck how can you not be straight

>>5325403
;~; I'm sorry anon
I hope you can get out of that shithole soon

>>5325413
hoping somebody to escape south america is very unrealistic.

>>5325406
what you mean by "than escaping from the south"?

>>5325404
For some reason ex?

Anons, come back to the issue of crowdfunding. I've seen similar announcements in the "gofundme". I think the most appropriate site, but it does not work in Russia. So I do not know whether it is effective. Somebody tried assemble money for facial surgery in this way?

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now that jocelyn went to /tlg/ maybe i won't get harassed now

>>5325429
>For some reason ex?
i loved her but she was russian to the core, had traditional family values, and didn't want me to be a woman

tfw dont have the courage to just off yourself

>>5325436
>i loved her but she was russian to the core, had traditional family values, and didn't want me to be a woman
Lol. Regrettably in our country do people adhere to traditional values. Many of my friends stopped talking to me because of the transition. The schools are the lessons of orthodoxy and teach children that the LGBT community is a great evil.

>>5325390
you look like the good kind of trouble tb h

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>>5325436
Why did Russia become so Conservative after the fall of the USSR?

>>5325446
Do you get harassed? how is your daily life?

>>5325446
>tfw think Russia is an interesting place, especially it's history but could never visit for fear of being beaten to death
Shit feeling desu

>>5325442
Iktf

>>5325442
just commit, pham

>>5325456
after seeing the documentary about how they post beatings and killings of lgbt people with their faces showing and no one does anything about it (like imagine going on a tinder date only to be lured into a televised beating) I would never travel there.

>>5325455
I try not to go out in the make-up or women's clothing. For it can be beaten. As for the family, my mother is normally to me, but my stepfather tries to show aggression.

Damn how to create tripcodes? On the russian image board is a different work.

>>5325480
that really sucks. i'm sorry, i hope it gets better some day.

to make a tripcode just type # followed by your password

>>5325352
Never too old

I love you.

>>5325480
name #tripcode

>>5325480
In the name option
type in the name you want
then add one or two hashtags
then put a password

example:
Russiananon##password

>>5325430
But we didn't want the rapist to stay.

Test

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>>5325491
welcome back jocelyn
why don't you put your trip on already? it's obviously you

>>5325494
Privyet
Welcome to tripping

>>5325489
>>5325486
>>5325484
Thank you so much!

>that really sucks. i'm sorry, i hope it gets better some day.
For that to happen I need to have a pass.

>>5325496
Why would Jocelyn be the only one to call you out for being a rapist? Everybody knows it and everybody says it.

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>>5325501
uh no, you're the only one who starts it
stop pretending you're someone else, it's really embarrassing

>>5325498
I see your English skills need some improvement, they're ok but still need work.

Good luck with passing too

>>5325503
I do it occasionally just to spark some drama when the thread is dead

>>5325503
More embarrassing than being a rapist? Shouldn't you turn yourself in already?

>>5325501
Put your trip back on justin

doubles decide how i kill myself

i was thinking on hiring a cheap killer, that way wont hurt so much my family, in comparison to suicide.

>>5325511
WINRAR

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>>5325509
i already know it's you since you said that /mtfg/ was too mean on /tlg/ like 30 minutes ago when you're the one starting crap
why do you always feel the need to be victimized while attacking other people under anonymous?

>>5325511
Being smothered with puppies and kittens

>>5325510
>implying that's my birth name
Just turn yourself in Dave. I'm sure you could get into a women's prison with a good lawyer.

>>5325509
If you are so sure that they raped someone, go to the police you fuck. No use bringing it up everytime they appear on /mtfg/

>>5325507
I do not know much English. I never talked to English-speaking people outside of the board.

>>5325519
Well I'm impressed
You know a decent amount

>>5325515
I wasn't here 30 minutes ago shitlord and I'm not attacking anyone, just pointing out that we got stuck with the rapist when the good one went to tlg.

>>5325520
It helps me google translate lol.

>>5325522
oh
hehe
well, good luck with learning. Hopefully you'll be fluent soon.
Do you have any plans to leave Rossiya?

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It's not very nice in here right now. You're all banned from my thread.

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>>5325521
keep pretending you're just some malicious anon, jocelyn but it's not setting a very good image of you
i already knew you were a shitposter when you told me all about how you were making fun of caddy, nycteri, edie, and sheen with your trip off and even showed me the posts
who even still believes you're a nice person anymore?

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>>5325525
hey you, never stop being

nice.

the nice crew has your back, always.

>>5325525
I'm trying to be nice to the new trip tho

yo
post pics of hairstyles you think would suit me, would you?
I've heard the words 'long bob' tossed around but idk whether that would actually suit my face type or if people are just suggesting it because it's the go-to tranny hairstyle and is a very broad term
I feel like I need bangs but idk if it would look good if I just keep the rest of my hair the same

also, how long were you on hrt until your hair texture changed? I thought maybe it'd be more sensible to wait until after that happens before doing anything drastic with my hair because it might be even flatter and even more shapeless than it is now and then my options might be different

>>5324420
mate I'm the same height and have 19.5 inch shoulders, fucking fight me

>>5324478
kek

>>5324502
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAH
nobody is EVER allowed to single me out for lewdposting ever again

>>5324842
random hookups are actually easier than interacting daily with people you know, hookups don't know what a weirdo you are yet

>>5325527
It's malicious now to call out rapists for being rapists? When the hell did being PC take this dark turn?

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>>5325530
>>5325532

>>5325533
YES, old kiwi face will save this thread

>>5325122
also if somebody could explain to me how to be a less envious person and feel happy for people who have it better than me instead of bitter and miserable that'd be swell, I don't savour it

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>>5325524
I have enough money to emigrate. Moreover, the ratio of the dollar to the ruble is now spoils the life of Russian people.

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>>5325538
i didn't rape anyone jocelyn and you know that, maybe you should loosen up that miku tanktop a bit and cool off
even if you're not jocelyn i already know she's browsing and she would have stood up for herself already by now

>>5325546
where do you think you are?

>>5325223
5 foot 10 and 19.5 inch shoulders hon reporting in
suck it up bitch

>>5325533
I'm not trying to be mean or anything but why do you always text wall?

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Just discovered this thread exists. Been on HRT for two months. Lost a few pounds, need to lose a hundred more. Things are slowww, but week by week I think I'm making progress. Or maybe not IDK.

>>5325546
trip on kayla

>>5325552
you're smaller then me

>>5325549
Oh yeah, the sanctions. Where do you plan on moving to?

>>5325558
already passing tbqh

>>5325558
you stole my name , were going to have to thunderdome

>>5325569
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

>>5325558
For two months, you really see the progress.
>>5325563
I do not plan to leave Russia. I have no money. Moreover, I have to wait for my girlfriend completes college.

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>>5325569
uh oh... But It's what my parents wanted to name me!
>>5325565
:^)

>>5325560
>implying kayla would actively ask for help with an issue in her life

>>5325561
yeah but you have a better face so it's okay

>>5325553
I only replied to 4 posts, not really a text wall desu

people get annoyed if you consecutively post replies to posts one at a time quickly after one another

>>5325577
well you contradicted yourself, I'll ignore it because you aren't a native english speaker.
Well I hope you can leave that country soon

>>5325588
>implying kayla would actively ask for help with an issue in her life
of course kayla would
she would just ignore any advice given

>>5325592
fair play

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>>5325589
>well you contradicted yourself, I'll ignore it because you aren't a native english speaker.
I'm sorry. Sometimes I can not speak clearly.

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I shaved my face about a week ago to make sure I didn't have any stray black hairs at the doctors and now I have my first pimples in about a year...

>>5325594
Nah it's ok
Same thing would happen to me if I was trying to speak your language.

>>5325602
>Same thing would happen to me if I was trying to speak your language.
I sometimes get a message on the tumblr from people who learn Russian. And it really not sound good. Russian language is very difficult for a foreigner. It would be better if they wrote to me in English...

Maybe now I sound so bad as they are.

"Its actually other mtfs that call me ugly, even in real life people don't misgender me and call me miss and mam, only on /lgbt/ do people make fun of me, heck even on /soc/ I pass as a girl and get rated 7/10 consistently. Still though, I feel like the only people who has the final say in passing are other trans girls." -Kayla, 2016

I pass but transgirls on the internet bully me because they're jealous of me so I guess I don't pass!

ky kayla

>>5325616
Russian does look hard af
especially since it's in cyrillic

>>5325618
if kayla passed irl, she wouldn't be so salty and we'd be flooded with pix b/c kay is an attentionwhore

/mtfg/ how to you calculate your true bra size?

I see a bunch of guides and stuff by I get several different outcomes.

>>5325626
Every inch more than your underbust is a cup.
Though it can be a little different for mtfs due to a barrel ribcage shape.

>>5325626
go into the store and ask them to measure your cup size you fucking degenerate

>>5325624
I flood pics, but I still don't pass

>>5325626
>I get several different outcomes.
and even if you got the same outcome bras the same advertised size will fit differently on you. look up the shallow bra sizing stuff from r/abrathatfits and you'll find a link to certain bras and brands that fit better for that type of boob.
it really is trial and error for most, it's just easier to start with a certain size you get from a calculator and go from there.

>>5325622
In the Russian language a lot of complicated rules. Especially in the grammar. A lot of commas that are not in English. Many Russian ourselves are not fluent in their language.They use a lot of common parlance. In Russian schools dedicate a lot of time studying the Russian language.

>>5325618
Idk, kayla's face to me is what clocks her, it has a lot of masculine features. Her body and voice aren't to bad though imo. I mean she probably does pass but not nearly as well as she's claiming, she says she's stealth passing and shit like dollface and she's only be on hrt for 8-9 months. Kayla is know for lying and exaggerating.

>>5325633
didn't putin kill all of your kind?

>>5325628
>>5325626

we tend to have shallow breasts, so yah overbust - underbust 1inch = 1 cup size, to start with, but you probably want to subtract a cup or two

my ub = 34
ob = 42

but my cup isn't 34H it's 34DD

>>5325628
My under bust is 32 and the fullest part of my bust is 37.

>>5325629
>go into the store and ask them to measure your cup size you fucking degenerate
No that's gay and embarrassing.

>>5325632
Hmm okay i'll do that.

>>5325636
>DD
I wish that memesize would die already, it really makes it hard for normies that don't know how to size. I wish it would just go to E but that whole "D cups are huge" type of thinking is still going around.
I'd still size you at an H cup just because you are the HBB of /mtfg/ ; 3;

>>5325644
then have fun not knowing your bra size you retard

>>5325633
You guys don't even use articles, weird desu

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>>>/wsg/841922

>>5325644
Yeah one breasts calculator said I had a 38D but I'm like a AA cup at best.

>>5325647
Okay, have fun get groped you transbian.

>>5325644
check in here if you don't want to make a post on r/abrathatfits after you get some bras. Make sure you really look at the fit guide.
Like, there are some things to look for if it leaves marks, or if the cup is too small but you think it's the band. Like wearing the band upside down can check for things. Those girls know their bra/boob magic.
>>5325647
I wouldn't get sized at a store like VS, their shit is fugged up and they upsell. Maybe if it's some local place that uses modern sizing techniques sure but you can figure it out yourself at home with the help of others on here or with the forum I said.

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>>5325634
desu its just her hair
once its long and styled and she learns how to makeup she is going to be the next dollface

>>5325657
post stats, shallow boobs make the letters seem high.
Check out some sites that show properly sized women in bras that have large cups sizes, like a D isn't that huge. That's like some 90s baywatch shit that hasn't died yet

>>5325634
unless you see her irl, you can't say anything
we only see highly cropped and poorly lit pic from bedroom

and given her propensity to lie, kay probably does every camera trick possible

>>5325658
who cares if they upsale
just get your size and leave dont buy anything
>>5325657
at least this transbian passes :)

>>5325658
>I wouldn't get sized at a store like VS
Also they discriminate against transgender women. It's all young Stacey's working there who can spot a tranny right away.

>>5325645
ikr, me and my gf wear the same size bra, and like mine fill it, and hers are smashed into them, but she won't try her real size because DD IS TOO HUGE MY BOOBS ARENT BIGGER THEN A DD

>>5325661
No anon it's her face, it looks masculine and if I'm being honest kinda weird. She'll probably need to learn makeup professional like dollface just to pass or get FFS.

>>5325661
>the next dollface
>thinking anyone except kayla and kayla only puts dollface on this pedestal of comparison
trip on kayla

>>5325635
Well ... In our country, the persecution of homosexuality based on religion. Putin supports it.
>>5325651
Lol. We do not need articles. We have a case (I do not know how to correct the English), in the type of language and other things.

>>5325661
................... ever see any pictures of her that aren't in horrible lighting blurring her face?
They're not that great,

>>5325666
Also she hardly ever goes on irl as a girl so going out once or twice for a few mins doesn't really prove anything. I think most trans can pass at a glance even old hons byt passing super well that nobody would ever question which is what she's claiming is not common among trans women who start after puberty.

She's obviously lying.

>>5325667
nah mate, they don't even know how to size correctly, they train them incorrectly. You'd leave with the wrong bra size.
>>5325670
fug, I hate that! just buy her some bigger bras and switch out the tags heh
>wtf I'm suddenly a C cup
>faye my bobs shrunk ;~;

>>5325680
yeah so how are you still alive? shouldn't they have executed you by now?

oh wow I just found the underwear of that person I had sex with on Friday, I didn't even know he'd left it here

nice
I should probably clean up my room

>>5325693
nice blog mind if i add it to my RSS feed?

>>5325664
32 under bust and 36.5-37 at my fullest relaxed.

>>5325667
>at least this transbian passes :)
so you say. :^)

>>5325669
I've heard this too, I pass but cis girls are really good at clocking trans women so it's nerve racking.

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>>5325693

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>>5325690
Because I pretend to believe in a god lol. In fact, I almost did not just go out on the street.

I recommend those looking at bras and learning how to size look at this site:
http://www.brabandproject.com/
just to get the feel of what properly fitting bras look like and how it all works.

>>5325699
how do you get hormones and stuff?

>>5325686
>kayla samefagging
I doubt anyone supports kayla and her BS posting

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Blah i hate going to school so much.
Especially as a guy. ._.
Noticed that i even talk deeper at school than at home just because stressed out.. Ugh

>>5325699
That cross doesn't look very Orthodox desu

>>5325705
>be at uni dressed andro towards feminine
>when stressed voice jumps around
>talk to guys cute feminine voice
>talk to girls and voice gets deep yet faggy
Fuck...

>>5325695
From just that info I'd say go with a 32 band, the calculator you used probably uses the antiquated add 4 inches to your band size way of sizing.
Now, if you're like most girls, your boobs are shallow boobs and I'd recommend a 32D or E to start of but that's only with the info you provided. You could even be a 34 band and be a smaller cup, this shit gets complicated too quickly sorry. If you have a chance just try on some 32 bands first as snug underbust usually seems to be the right choice for transwomen.
If you want to do all the more in depth sizing you can check out this guide:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/comments/1q2j3q/looking_for_feedback_on_the_trans_guide_warning/

https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/controversial/?sort=controversial&t=all

>>5325710
>sort by top
>samsa shitpost is #2 of all time
reddit pls

These threads take me to a weird state of empathy. You anons live in such an odd reality and it fascinates me. I don't mean that as an insult just more of 'what could have been if I acted on my trans urges. I don't know if I could live with myself obsessing every day about my body to the point it seems vane and narcissistic (from an outside perspective). Not ever being completely happy with my body or how others view me. It seems like hell and I'm sorry you have to go through it.

>>5325702
>how do you get hormones and stuff?
Hormones buy online pharmacy. Women's clothing and cosmetics on ebey.
>>5325706
I know this is a Catholic cross. It has no religious overtones in my apartment, it's just an attribute.

>>5325713
you're clever enough to avoid this path

>>5325525
>tw not nice and nobody likes u

>>5325712
jealous 4chan doesn't have karmas??

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>>5325713
>come to trans thread
>wow you guys talk about your body and stuff a lot

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i know i'll never pass, i know i'll never find happiness or find a bf who will love me and treat me like a real girl
you don't have to remind me, i know it already
i'm going to bed

>>5325708
What does that look like

>>5325742
this a lie though

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>>5325742
dry those tears

>>5325712
I'm barely top 200 in transtimelines

>>5325742
good night sheen

>>5325756
Maybe I should post mine there, demotivate some people
>hrt_does_nothing.jpg

how do I know if I had a female orgasm? sex feels really good (butt stuff, nip stuff) but like...there's never an overwhelming feeling of goodness, like I wouldn't say I could ever identify actually having an orgasm. I don't wanna take away from it cause sex is great now, but like, it still doesn't feel quite "there" yet, if that makes sense.

help me senpai

>>5325763
you're literally one of the cutest people here
>>5325764
get someone to give you a handjob with lots of lube

or jerk yourself off with a bunch of lube and focus primarily on the tip, dont grab the skin, glide across the cock, and focus on the tip

its better when you get a handjob though because you can't stop from the intense pleasure

>>5325769
>you're literally one of the cutest people here
That bar is set very low...

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>>5325782

>>5325782
Angie post-FFS is like the cutest person here, she literally set the bar that high now.

She is the James Cameron of /mtfg/

jormy a cute though

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>>5325769
But I mean I look basically the same as I did 11 months ago, and the only difference before then was I had a different haircut and not enough laser. I think I'm finally starting to get fat on my hips though

>>5325787
>Angie post-FFS is like the cutest person here
post pic's of Angie post ffs please.

>>5325792
dude i was just hugboxxing you put that shit away

>>5325769
isn't this just jacking off?

morning mtfg
>>5325792
dem eyes tho

Everyone post who you want to fuck

>>5325792
ur pretty qt jormy, did u dye ur hair?? o.o;;;

a-also there is a giant metal spider behind u... >.>;;

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>>5325793
last pic she posted

>>5325798
you

>>5325793
I don't really save pics from here, just look through the archive
>>5325792
qt eyes, clean up your brows tho ; 3;

>>5325769
>touching your gt
ew no. orgasms are 1000x better from anal, I was shaking from the orgasm I had yesterday, it lasted so long too.

>>5325801
is she otherkin?

i think i can kinda tell what her spirit animal is...

>>5325800
Umaru you have so many girls here that'd date you stop going back to the ones that hurt you.

>>5325792
Oh, you're very beautiful.

>>5325800
I dyed it red with wash out dye but it didn't really wash out....

>>5325804
I'm scared of getting my brows done, I don't want ugly scabs on my eyelids again ;~;

>>5325797
>>5325809
t-thanks

>>5325811
>ugly scabs on my eyelids
??
with the amount of asians in aus you should go and get them threaded, they'll be red for a day but goddamn do they get them nice and clean.
I can't go back to just plucking them anymore.

>>5325815
I got them waxed a few months ago and they like blistered and scabbed up. Maybe the lady who did it was just too rough, its never happened before

>>5325808
huh?

>>5325811
ohh well it's very pretty desu

u should still go get ur hair cut nice and styled tho ^^;;

My mom said that the amount of therapy sessions ranges from 6-12...and here is the catch, over a year, which is bull. I dont want it monthly, I want it either weekly or fortnightly, what do you think

>tfw the hormones are working
im so happy now
is this how cis people feel all the time?

>>5325818
oh, that's not something that should happen and you should never see that lady again.
I think you'd up your cute factor by 10 with qt brows. Threading is so frickin' cool, you'll never go back to waxing again, I highly recommend it.

>>5324747
>>5324833
>IT has been posting hate against a gender known as 'cis'
>"Cis isn't a gender"
>Then what is it? A sexuality? A mentality? What?
>Cis, to my knowledge, is a fairly new concept we all don't know nothing about. Those who identify themselves as such, write the rules as they go.
>Now to my knowledge, Cis people are people who apparently are born male/female, are straight, but identify as something else.

holy shit imagine being this retarded, every day must be the best day of this guy's life because he's in constant awe at the world, keka

>>5325801
I didn't know the cocreator of penny arcade was trans...

>>5325792
damn

>>5325823
nope.

>>5325826
Yeh, I just gotta find somewhere new to get them done. Tbh the only reason I went to that place was because it was in the gay hipster part of my city

>>5325801
Her browridge is a lot better, I still don't like her pig nose though.

i love all of u

(especially u)

>>5325844
fuck off hugboxing hon

Seriously tho senpai I've been on mones long enough I have to be doing something wrong. How do I female orgasm?

>>5325843
I think her nose can be cute sometimes ;8)
>>5325839
Oh I see, well I hope you find a good place, just tell them how you want them shaped if you still want to boymode, they can just clean them up.
>>5325844
I love (You) too ; 3;

>>5325850
being born w/ a vagina might be a good start desu

>>5325850
Now you know the terrible truth: the female orgasm is a myth, like the Sasquatch or a non greedy Jew

>>5325358
You have to hold on, someone close to you giving up causes an immense amount of pain, are you prepared to cause an exponential amount of pain to those even remotely close to you?

>>5325859
I'm Jewish, and I'm not greedy. Probably frugal at best.

>>5325844
but how can you love me when i dont love me

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>>5325868
And honest too right? :^)

>>5325872
No one really goes on the internet to make up lies...

>>5325868
>tfw half-jew
>tfw frugal af

>>5325850
Use your ass

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>>5325875
>ywn discreetly stroke booger's half circumcised boytinkler while shopping for cute clothes at a vintage thrift shop

>>5325875
Would you date any of the trips here?

>>5325757
dont be mean to kiwi