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Previous Thread >>5322459
First for being nice.
>>5323978
cant wake up
>>5323978
You're not even nice you fucking piece of shit.
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I've been using the Tria laser hair removal meme for some months now and my skin started to itch a lot. Should I be using a body lotion or something? Pls halp. I know exfoliation should be avoided during laser treatment and I used to exfoliate + moisturize when my skin itched, can't do that now.
>>5323987
Mr. J John approves of this post
>bought new razor for legs
>pretty happy, not too expensive
>decide to grab lunch so sit down at chair
>place razor on table
>look down at phone for five minutes
>look back up, razor gone
Gonna be a long day
>>5323987
الله الكباب الثناء
>>5323986
You dont even know me not nice anon.
>>5323993
الله أكبر
>>5323987
Insha'Allah
The wonders of a wig.
hey girls, chaser from california here looking for a gf. please let me know if you are interested.
>>5324022
I think Kayla is from Cali.
>>5324025
i dont think im tall enough for her
Oh god I love you google translate
Its December. What is everyone getting their fellow mtfger for Christmas this year?
>>5324036
Probably not crazy enough too.
>>5324040
A hug for Elanna.
>tfw I am useless and nobody likes me.
>tfw everyone just tolerates me or feels sad for me.
>>5324036
>chaser
>manlet
just transition already, dont you know we need tall bfs to feel like grills
are we doing secret santa this year
>>5324051
Are you having a fucking pout or what?
are we getting raided or something
>>5324060
much better
>>5324069
Kek
>>5324069
me desu
>>5324076
*tackle hugs *
>>5324076
blame the amount of trap threads being spammed on other boards
dont worry gals i will protect you from any no good trolls trying to raid your thread
>>5324020
Mine are trash.
>>5324072
Hi Cartman, how are you?
Is it true that nipples get un-puffy after a few years?
>girl I made out with once and knows I'm trans said "anon tries to act like a girl and fails miserably" with a group of people loudly enough that she'd be sure I'd hear
Can we discuss how all cis women are awful cunts?
>>5324040
I'm sending anna some tim tams and arnotts shapes and curly wurlys as a delayed birthday present and it will probably arrive just before crimbus
but don't tell anna its a secret
>>5324069
oh god how depressing and cringy
>>5324089
How are you going to protect me, Chad?
>>5324098
not everyone is like that anon, cunts will be cunts
>>5324103
Is something the matter?
>>5324105
my mom's a flight attendant so i can fly anywhere to the world for free. i'll simply coax any trolls into giving me their IRL location and hop and the next plane there, and if they'll agree to meet me in person i will fight them to defend your womanly honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5zFK86S7k
why do I do this to myself
hi everyone in the thread at this very moment, i have returned from my exchange of labor for monetary units
how is everyone rn?
>>5324115
I'm good, I just woke up and am sleepy tho.
>>5324108
Nothing really different from what's been giving me feels lately, I'm probably better off than yesterday desu.
Oh also, apparently /b/ is at civil war right now with trap thread posters. I'm going to blame the influx of trolls on that.
>>5324107
Good thing I like boys more.
>>5324122
yeah i've seen that, i find it quite hilarious and sad at the same time
>>5324069
>tfw hormones turn you into a qt #nerdy ginger grill
>>5324122
It'll get better in time I think. And I'm glad you're feeling better than yesterday. Things here have just been a bummer lately for every poster.
I think it's because of there fact that there are at least 3 or 4 up at any given time.
>>5324113
I made it about 10 seconds in.
>>5324112
How big is your cock?
>>5324115
>how is everyone rn?
I have no friends and my life is just a slow and agonizing
>>5324148
check the trip
>>5324156
>(in not cm)
is it in mm?
>>5323988
I've been using tria for a few months without any itching, but I only shave a couple times between sessions.
>>5324152
Unfortunately. I personally try to keep a lot of my feelings away from here. It's 4chan after all. I'll stick to Skype and steam and whatever for my feelings.
>>5324161
better clarified now. i have a serviceable penis.
>>5324156
I want pics so I can know if you're worth using for sex or not.
>>5324151
I haven't been focusing on being cute. Mostly trying to level. Where's all the cute stuff?
>>5324161
typical retarded humor of a retarded fuccboi
jormy go home
>>5324152
I lied. I just used transfiguration magic.
Reccomend me a movie, no edgy obscure shit please
>>5324152
>elf ginger
>adri
>me
estrogen confirmed pixie dust
>>5324040
I'm getting Cheska and Sophie honeymoon tickets to Boro Boro.
>>5324179
im not going to post pictures of my bt on the internet. my mom's a flight attendant i can fly for free so just tell me where you are and i'll be there ASAP and you can decide for yourself in person
>>5324191
I just watched Heat. Watch that.
has anyone here ever called the suicide hot line? Does it even help?
I need some one to talk to so bad
every post that jormy vomits here is irritating as h*ck
>>5324191
Cooties wasnt bad. Basically Frodo kills zombie children.
>>5324203
just call
>>5324213
s-sorry
>>5324203
suicide hotline my name is john rocky rambo jr how can i help you, sir
>>5324219
I have such a phobia of using the phone, I fail at everything I do
>>5324221
REAVEEEEEEE
>>5324195
Caddy is just that cool. Her pixie dust is primo stuff
>>5324215
>pic related
<3
>>5324215
Exactly. That's what I do too for the most part. Sometimes I just post as anon when I need to get something off my chest.
>>5324203
Sometimes they help and sometimes you’re just too fucked for them.
>>5324215
>elves get out reeeee
Make me.
ay yo bby u want some fuq?
>new mouse arrives
>open up the box
>see this on top
I'm getting a refund
>>5324240
depends on what you're packing big boy
>>5324241
navi beat the team that beat the top ranked team. they're basically #1 in the world right now
>>5324233
>>5324239
REEEEEEEEEE
>>5324241
What's wrong with it?
>>5324241
nobody cares fuckhole
go away
>>5324249
he's just sad his hardcore gaming mouse isn't faze-approved
>>5324249
I don't want people thinking I'm a dirty navi fan
>>5324233
REEEEE
image stealer
don't besmirch Pelinal
fcuking elves I swear
>>TFW Some transgirl who's a pro league player says she wants nothing to do with the lgbt comunity. HURRM probably thinks you're a fagcancer lel.
Rng Remilia=winrar. I'm done here too.
>>5324239
link x samus otp
>>5324263
remilia is p qt
>>5324245
I'm packing dicking and ass eating skills
>>5324241
10/10 mouse
>>5324271
oh gosh
>>5324001
who the fuck steals a razor, that's so weird
>>5324167
Have you seen any progress?
>>5324304
Very very minimal changes on face where I was doing touchups.
Pubes and underarms are a lot easier to take care of now. I think my main goal of smooth and ingrown free pubes should be attainable, but otherwise I wouldn't suggest tria for someone who wanted to clear their face or legs. It's not as good as a professional laser, and super super slow for large areas.
>>5324299
they lock the cartridges up in huge plastic boxes in bad neighborhoods
>tfw mtfg moves to fast for you to keep track
>>5324329
it's ded as fuck right now
>>5324329
>tfw work wi-fi was down so couldn't lurk mtfg while at work today
>>5324241
>gaymen mouse
I thought better of you.
>>5324331
I'm just particularly dumb.
I also went to the library for like an hour.
hi
i-is it safe to come out now
>used to be really good at starcraft
>sitting with the legacy of the void launcher open
>to anxious to play
>>5324200
this is code for "I'm actually ugly and a liar"
>>5324345
watch out for anon >.>
hey kids im new whats up
>>5324342
heavenly? the one who used to trip?
hi!
>>5324352
my gt is up *boink*
So I wrote out a coming out letter to my parents.
My mom responded really well, I got to talk to her about HRT and shit.
My dad said he supported me and then proceeded to endlessly talk about gender roles for an hour. He appears to be doing everything he possibly can to convince me that I am not actually trans and am just struggling with gender roles.
i am sad famiglia
>>5324348
no you are wrong
>>5324331
Thanks salty anons ;~;
can i go from 150 mg spiro and 1.5 mg estrogen daily to 200 mg spiro and 3.5 mg estrogen daily?
>>5324370
time for some fetish play tbhonfam
>>5324360
yes
hi!
>>5324373
no it is you who is wrong
>>5324370
stop posting that picture please it's so gross
>>5324378
Lol or you can take the real meds prescribed for real trans women, you got keked by your doc agp fag.
>>5324378
you can but i dont really see why you would? u would probably be ok with one or the other
>>5324374
It sorta gets hard to track out of real time though.
As I said, I'm not particularly smart.
>>5324389
uh what? that doesn't even make sense. you're literally incoherent.
>>5324395
I'm not blaming you for anything ;~;
It was just a very rough day full of shitposting.
>>5324393
What do you mean one or the other? Why wouldn't the amount of HRT i'm taking make a difference?
>>5324395
>How have you been? How's girl life?
pretty awesome. just wish dating wasn't such a pain
>pc language set to english
>mouse driver installs in weeaboo
y
>>5324112
How will you ever satisfy anyone without a 8x6 penis?
If I start seeming salty or incoherent or anything, it's just a lack of sleep.
I appologise in advance.
sorry ;_;/
>>5324397
Cuz simply taking female hormones is gonna make you a woman logic is prevalent, t's why no one is passing lol.
Let's just add a medication to it that will prevent you from retaining water in your cells, and you'll end up looking 40 in 5years and have gross deformed breasts.
>>5324406
i just mean like, most people try to avoid going on 200mg of spiro bc by that point the uh. frequent urinating side-effect becomes pretty ridiculous. i would just go up on the E if i were u
>>5324386
can't handle the healthy sexuality of other individuals bby?
>>5324409
>2015
>not being able to read moon runes
>5´10"
>massive 16" shoulders
>huge chin and man brow
>man skull
>manly eyes
Why meeeeee
>>5324411
>>5324394
you can set 4chan to display in your local time with the inline extension
just go to settings at the bottom of the page, and it's in the miscellaneous section
>>5324409
>nonfree software
You get what you deserve to be desu.
Might as well call you nörmy.
>>5324416
i have gotten morning wood twice in the past month and want to kill my dick forever
>>5324423
No, it does that automatically.
I just lose track of who said what and who is replying to who.
>>5324419
#prankgonewrong #socialexperiment #jormiesgetout
>>5324413
>Let's just add a medication to it that will prevent you from retaining water in your cells, and you'll end up looking 40 in 5years and have gross deformed breasts
Wait what, spiro is gonna make me look 40 in 3 more years? But I look younger on hrt!
>>5324427
I don't even remember how getting erect feels like.
Feels good man.
>>5324420
sounds kawaii to me
>>5324425
But why ;~; you havn't done anything
>>5324429
gone sexual?
>>5324440
Yes I have. I once shit in your morning coffee.
>>5324435
Kawaii for boys maybe.
I also found nice and cute shoes but my feet are a bit too big so I can't get them.
>tfw ogre feet
>>5324443
why are you still here
>>5324433
No one actually looks up the effects of taking 150+ mg of spiro , it's pretty fugging scary.
>>5324419
>likes boys
that's a ruse
jormy is a straight man who is perfectly secured in his transbian metalhead identity
>>5324445
desu you sound pretty cute.
be my qt gf?
>>5324428
oh
just ignore the long chains of conversations
if you really want to you can follow the chain of quotes but that's also confusing
just focus on the shorter conversations unless one involves you, if that helps
>>5324445
>not binding your feet to fit into smaller shoes
>>5324420
anon, if ur never gonna post a pic then u rlly gotta stop baiting people into this whole song and dance
>>5324458
good memme
>>5324445
what's your shoe size?
daily reminder that responding to kiwi = responding to the pic related behemoth hon
>>5324422
>Kiwi will never slap me with her large gt
>>5324462
So she has built in high heels?
>>5324466
oh you still post here?
hi bitter anon
don't forget the eric foreman picture
>>5324466
Thanks for the update Jocelyn.
daily reminder, all those pics of kayla are cropped from what she posts in the /b/ tranny threads
https://dat.fgtsi.org/b/1448338768156.jpg
>>5324370
>>5324466
there's nothing wrong with kiwi but
>eating fries with a fork
>>5324452
It was a nice break, I played video games and antidepressants make me a happy hon.
>>5324453
B-But I have a fetish for men.
>>5324458
No ;_;
>>5324459
I just wanted to share feels I can't share with cis scum.
>>5324465
Like 8?
I can't into american sizes.
>>5324478
>>5324478
10/10
>>5324481
Fucking this.
>>5324476
Proof that Kayla is just a fetishist and isnt actually "trutrans" like she tries to preach.
>>5324481
>>5324485
when i'm out with people i don't eat finger food
>>5324443
Wtf anon why?
>>5324452
I don't hate you though
yesterday I had a lot of things that I wanted to do. it was too hard to get out of bed though, and I just kept falling back asleep. in between half hour naps, I would wake up and cry. I don't know what I was crying over, I just know that I was sad. I am sad. I've been having intrusive thoughts about self-harm as well.
I feel like I should see a doctor. everything in my life feels like it's either the best thing ever and I'm so happy or it's the worst shit of all time and I wanna fucking kill myself, and I don't think that's normal.
idek, I'm just lonely and don't have anywhere else to express these thoughts. how are you tonight
>>5324482
>having a fetish for men
>2015
>not being a dirty transbian like everyone else
step up your game anon. Just be my qt gf ;_;
>>5324492
oh you thought that was bad?
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/653560363/#653563763
"How about miss cock? she is a good girl"
SOOOO GROSSSSSSSSS
>>5324482
8 is great
it's when you get to 11 and above that womens shoe stores stop having them
>>5324493
then you shouldn't have gotten finger food
would you eat pizza with a fork and knife?
>>5324496
moko word the fuck up and why is Centuries Of Damn the best song by Death Grips
>>5324505
yes i have actually
i'm sorry gem
>>5324482
yeah but most of those feels don't rlly exclude passing and when ppl ask for a pic to maybe try to help u refuse but assure that u are totally unpassable in some vague nebulous way
>>5324502
Why did I click this? I feel sick now.
>>5324502
holy shit my fucking sides top kek
WHAT THE FUCK IS THISS!!??
>>5324509
>pizza
>cutlery
You are the kind of person that deserves death.
الكباب طعام يحضر من اللحم المفروم مع الدهن باستعمال أسياخ الشوي ويشوى على الفحم.
>>5324509
>>5324500
I would only do gay things ironically but that doesn't matter since i'm too hon for any human to be attracted to me.
Also I want to be small spoon.
>>5324505
The biggest size for these shoes is 7 ;_;
I really wanted them too
Fucking triggered.
>>5324510
It's just scary, i'll post when I get a haircut or something and feel a bit more confident.
Sometimes I actually feel okay these days but I know I don't pass and i'm most likely being delusional but I dunno.
>>5324519
>>5324525
w-what? i don't wanna get messy when i eat
why is that a crime ;~;
>>5324521
You pulled your face out the dirt?
I forget to take my estro at least once a week. Anyone else like this or am I just bad at being a tranny even?
>>5324528
Get of of New York tonight if you know whats good for you.
>>5324502
oh MY SON my SONN!!!! My sone of ALL people wants COCKS in his throat!!
>>5324528
Yes.
If I ever meet you in person I will grease you up with pizza and other fried fingerfoods until you no longer stand.
I will rub it into every inch of your body, even if you resist.
>>5324502
:|
>>5324528
fries I can understand
but you dont eat pizza with a knife and fork
>>5324536
Get out* even.
>>5324502
huh I've never really seen an uncut penis before
>>5324526
Uhhh I can pretend to be big spoon.
;_;
>>5324540
>I will grease you up
>I will rub it into every inch of your body, even if you resist.
>>5324540
that sounds disgusting t bh
>>5324545
but it's possible so why not?
>>5324535
I forget a lot too. I need an implant ;~;
>>5324502
My toucan has left the building.
How did femnon quit smoking, I need tips. The grossness makes me want to quit for all the benefits. But the feels are getting me down.
>>5324530
Much of the sexual themes in Death Grips' albums have no benefit aside from the temporary one of an orgasm. All the sex that Ride describes never involves love, or any emotion. His orgasms are never happy, because he is not happy.
>>5324535
nah, I do this too. hell, lately I'm lucky if I only miss one HRT dose a week. I'm still a gud tranny tho, I dindunuffin
>>5324548
I didn't realize that circumcision was a thing until I was like 13 when I realized that I was circumcised
>>5324550
Are you tiny?
Then I must bully you.
>>5324541
I fucking hate Kayla. I'm going to go throw up now.
Hi everyone. I hung out with a boy from work today! Anyway, it's about time to take your skittles. What are you taking again?
>>5324567
>skittles
>not just drinking soy milk and stuff
>>5324555
>that sounds disgusting t bh
It will be.
We will both be left rolling around sweaty and covered in oil, our clothes probably torn off from the struggle.
It won't be a pretty sight.
>>5324571
420chan scum.
>>5324560
I never started was how I quited.
But a suggestion anyway?
Just smoke a dick instead when you want to fag.
>>5324573
i'm resigning my american citizenship
no more pizza or fried foods for me
from now on i eat tofu and lentils
>>5324562
>bully me
sounds lewd tbqh, i am kinda tiny. Will bullying include kissing?
does anyone wanna skype and practice grill voice?
>>5324579
KK!!
Good plan, now where do I find the local std clinic?
>tfw you get clocked in a video game because you're really good and not playing healer
>>5324560
>ever smoking in the first place
who were you trying to impress?
>>5324476
The good thing about being cut is I get to mutilate myself twice if I get srs.
>>5324561
But that's just one aspect of his life. I think I just prefer the songs where he speaks candidly of his general disatisfaction of his life as a whole. They're reflected in the performance of the other bandmates as well as the lyrics.
Like, OK, all their releases are great but the triplet songs after Powers That B on Jenny Death are probably their best work.
>>5324583
I could kiss you ironically but bullying isn't lewd.
>>5324555
because with some foods, like pizza, that little bit of messiness is part of the enjoyment of the food
it's messy, but it's messy for everyone so nobody cares that it is
I avoid foods like that if I'm the only one getting them, or around like a cute boy or something, but no one is going to think you're disgusting for eating greasy foods when they are too, because we've all been there
>>5324571
>not drinking soymilk and taking skittles
for shame anon
>>5324589
I use to be an edgy teenager, then I got addicted :(.
>>5324585
Nah but serious.
I made a friend quit by constantly destroying her cigarettes whenever she got them.
We'd be at a party, she'd go to the corner to smoke and as she got them out, I'd jump out and throw them all into the fire.
Because we are all poor and cigarettes are like 30$ a pack here, she quit soon enough.
Maybe you need a pain in the arse friend like I?
>>5324606
The answer is the simplest one then. Just quit. Nothing else is going to magically save you.
>>5324614
skype: ilovecrispix
>>5324608
orite
I did kinda think that quote was pulled out of a music theory essay by a student so I tried to respond in kind.
Also I saw Lightning Bolt last week and met the band after the show, was probably the best gig I've been to and will ever go to (no hyperbole pls)
>>5324587
>tfw u used to play healer and everyone assumed you were a girl
I used to play a male tauren shaman in WoW too, that's like the maniest healer there is
>>5324604
i don't eat much around people anymore anyway, i wait for people to leave or i go in a different room or worst case scenario i eat in the bathroom desu
>>5324612
I live in canuksville, so everyone here is passive as fuck and don't actually give a fuck about each-other more than just pretending.
>>5324624
Is it because you're still fat?
>>5324598
>ironically
:(
it can be lewd like if you strip your clothes off and fug.
>>5324587
>tfw you don't get clocked because you are shit
>"hey is this rachael character a real girl?"
>"nah man she has to be --she's shithouse"
>"thanks guys, i am right here you know"
>"sorry we were just clearing up some stuff"
>>5324604
This is my life blood.
>>5324627
i've actually lost 10 lbs since that october meetup t bh
>>5324625
Come to Australia.
We'll have you quit by Friday.
Dinky-Di Guaranteed®
>>5324624
lol
a lot of people do that.
>tfw you eat like a disgusting slob when alone
>try to eat as elegantly as possible when around qt ;-;
but sometimes its too much.
>eating pizza with a fork and knife
>no
>>5324608
Pshhhh. Still looking adorable?
>>5324624
>I eat it in the bathroom
I find this completely unacceptable and I am someone who used to have piss bottles
>>5324635
how much do you weigh?
>>5324614
Because ranged classes are more fun.
>relying on people who are worse than you
>>5324623
Tauren are pretty cool though, I played female tauren warrior a bit.
>>5324630
Is this who I think it is?
How do two transgirls even fug?
>>5324632
>tfw people call you a faggot because they get upset at you being better than them and most people know you're a gril
>tfw they call my cute friend a white knight
>>5324647
leave me alone pls
>>5324623
cartman plays healer too :^)
>>5324651
>How do two transgirls even fug?
Bum scissoring.
>>5324651
Mage for life.
>>5324651
god damnit. why are you so good at this ;-;
idk
>double headed dildo tbhon
>>5324644
I look more or less the same as I always have, I just have slightly nicer hair now
adorable isn't the word I'd use
>>5324654
>>5324634
I've just been getting the choc one recently, because it tastes perfect, and I dont like the original as much
how is the unsweetend compared to the original? I've never tried it
>>5324624
you need to make better friends
everyone needs friends that they can eat some choice disgusting foods with
>>5324652
You sure do buckle under pressure easily.
>>5324662
>implying friends
>>5324634
>not very vanilla
Step it up
>>5324663
stop smugly eating that hashbrownright now
>>5324660
Like that, but with your bums.
>>5324659
sknittles
>>5324662
Its... less sweet.
how to get through life as mtf:
>>5324654
Sounds boring tbhon
>>5324655
I like classes with bows.
>>5324656
Maybe just kissing, i've heard that stuff is pretty fun.
>>5324671
No I like my beard
>>5324675
i'm straight edge.
>>5324682
no ur a pokemon
>>5324675
Paper towels?
I-I don't get it.
>>5324675
you're supposed to check dubs the other way anon
>>5324668
Ok.
>>5324666
Really, this shit is liquid icecream.
>>5324680
just become like conchita wurst but on hrt
>>5324625
As a canadian, everyone I know smokes weed not cigs. Except for the lesbians.
>>5324691
I dun wanna win Eurovision song contest
>>5324687
stop
eating
that
banana
you're
gonna
get
potassium
poisoning
Would you fuck me? I would fuck me, I would fuck me so hard
>>5324659
most nights during my freshman year of college I was too scared to leave my room to go to the bathroom because I was worried I'd run into the guy that lived in the same apartment as me
these were dark times indeed
the worst part was when I'd hook up with people and we'd go back to my room and I didn't even bother to hide my piss bottles
tmi~~~~~
>>5324666
vanilla silk is garbage desu
it doesn't even taste like anything remotely approaching milk
so anything you'd normally try to use it for in place of milk just doesn't work
want to have it with cookies? nope
want to try it with a peanut butter sandwich? definitely nope
want to use it for mac and cheese? absolutely disgusting
>>5324672
who would have guessed
>>5324664
I'd say then you should try making friends but that isn't exactly working out for me either
>>5324685
yeah theyre to wipe away the tears
>>5324677
oh yeah i heard that stuff is pretty fun. We should try it one day...
>>5324694
That gimmick is done.
You'd need to find another.
My bet is singing fish.
>mfw I remember circumcision is still a big thing in the US
Jesus christ, what a dystopian wasteland of country
>>5324697
[spoiler]hopefully the skin on my dick wouldnt get caught between your front two teeth[/spoiler]
>>5324675
a bottle of wine??
GOOODBYE HOOORSES~~
>>5324703
Oh
:(
>>5324701
No shit it doesn’t work. But if you’re allergic to milk or are trying to lose weight, it's bloody tasty.
It's that time of the year again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmN_6hJLypI
What is the best place to go to find a cute young tranny GF?
>>5324707
jewish slaves need to be circumcized
>>5324710
Buffalo Bill pls go
>>5324721
craigslist m4m
all the guys who are 50 yrs+ are actually young trannies fresh and ready for the picking
So how many of you have a motorcycle license?
>>5324721
>>5324712
yeah I know they probably just didn't notice it, but it's p gross how little I cared
and I haven't peed in a bottle since I was like 19 so don't worry about it
>>5324718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGkt628Bww
>>5324704
Sure..
Only ironically though please.
>>5324700
>the worst part was when I'd hook up with people and we'd go back to my room and I didn't even bother to hide my piss bottles
are you serious?
>>5324731
haha what. I'm 19 and good looking.
>>5324684
i can't be both?
I wake up so tired ;~;
how is everyone??
>>5324741
>>5324740
why would I lie about something like that
like I said, those were very dark times
>>5324741
kek
>>5324744
not as an oddish you cant
it involves into the most druggie pokemon out there
>>5324741
genuinely
horifying
>>5324742
ay bby u wnt sum fuk?
>>5324700
did you hook up with girls or boys?
>>5324756
thats really funny that oddish a pretty stoner pokemon but i hate drugs. i'm gonna get an oddish tattoo'd on me and everyone is gonna think i'm some pot do-er.
So no one does.
God you guys are boring as shit
>tfw no wage slave white knights to buy me stuff
>tfw no qties to cuddle during winter
>tfw no one to make me coffee
>>5324748
I'm doing pretty ok Kit, why so tired? ;~;
>>5324761
both, pretty even split
>>5324741
is that ufufu?
>>5324738
>only ironically
thats a bad meme ;_;
>>5324733
That's aiight then. Can you socialise with people now too?
Since we're on the subject, how you doing nowadays too? Still in uni?
tfw u roll that beautiful bean footage
>>5324767
I'll make you a fresh pot of coffee and pour you a cup for only the low low price of $2.38 only at 7-Eleven, don't forget to pick up your free muffin for only 32 cents more!
>>5324769
Were you presenting? I really don't get it by the way. How could you initiate flirting with people when you acted like a sperg to avoid your roommate?
>>5324775
It's for the best, maybe I don't even like girls.
>tfw I just want another cute girl to cuddle with.
>>5324783
>kiwi chats up yet another victim
bill cosby alert
>>5324729
I do, I only roll on two wheels, cagers can suck my exhaust while I whiteline my way home.
>>5324778
yea but everyone is always like 'oh it's a GRASS type, huh?' i like oddish because it's odd! it's weird and it's ok to be weird and stuff.
>>5324794
pls go megahon.jpg anon
>tfw hands smell like oranges and I cant get it off
Help
>>5324778
>kayla
I wouldn't want to talk to such trash
>>5324782
Holy fuck why am I laughing so hard it this. Damnit Anne.
>>5324793
me too
>>5324792
.-.
ohh well. I'm going to do an allnighter because i have to write a lot of essays. I'll talk to ya tomorrow
>>5324781
I can kind of socialize with people now better, but I don't have many opportunities to socialize these days
I dropped out of uni this time last year when my parents disowned me, I couldn't afford to keep going after that
>>5324786
i was presenting sometimes, sometimes not
and I dunno, I drank a lot which helped, but my roommate was a scary guy to me and I was always specifically afraid he was gonna hurt me
>>5324802
wash them with vinegar
>>5324760
that depends on your age and what you look like..
>>5324804
hey!
you're welcome friend
>>5324809
n-nice
>>5324808
Yeah.
This or lemons (lemons were what fishermen and sailors used in the old times).
>>5324806
Good luck [spoiler]qt[/spoiler]
>>5324809
lol no
>>5324801
>how dare you interrupt my rape attempts
classic david
>>5324809
Whoa no way that's you
>>5324809
>body hair
dropped like a sack of potatoes
>tfw too tall to pass
>tfw manly taste in vidya
>tfw huge chin and fat nose
>>5324819
>using boyname
you're a real jerk josh
>>5324823
>picky hon
>>5324809
Hi there.
>>5324809
I'm 17.
>>5324826
don't give up bexe
>>5324827
Dont worry about him Dakota.
>>5324837
But i'm not even bexe.
>>5324831
I can afford to be picky, actually
>>5324807
I can't wrap my head around that. I really don't get how some trans girls can so easily hook up with people but at other times they act like total sperg shutins.
And I really don't understand how you can approach people with the intention of getting laid but not properly confront daily social situations. Either you fail or succeed at both, how can there be an inbetween?
>>5324798
jeez
just remind them that marijuana isnt the only plant
the anime made me love oddish though, how it just pops out of the ground like
>were you expecting a normal plant
>haha! it was me, oddish
>>5324840
don't give up anon
>>5324842
are u ricky
>>5324827
shut the fuck up david
you are a rapist
you are real scum
yet you continue RP-ing and ERP-ing with le animu as if nothing happened when you are a gross sleazy man
>>5324842
if it makes you feel any better I've only been sleeping with one person for like a year and a half now? I think it was just because I was at college and everyone is fucking desperate to get laid in college
I'd take it all back if I could
>>5324848
I don't think it's possible to pass with the stats I have but i'm more motivated than i've been in a long time.
Maybe i'll pass some day.. ;_;
>>5324857
Jocelyn go away and pretend weed solves any of your problems.
Someone post Kit's skype please
So I heard I can come here and belittle others to make my sad existence feel slightly less bleak.
>>5324233
You rang?
>>5324857
>tfw you're an anon but your boyname is david
>>5324864
how tall are you?
bexe updated tbqhon
>>5324872
David Davidson? I think I went to school with you.
>>5324874
5´10" but my face is the worst.
>>5324857
i wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole, sorry
you can keep dreaming though
>>5324871
Caddy the Cute has returned!
>>5324870
im talking to kit rn on skype :)
>>5324875
>those glasses
but why?
>>5324865
trip on beta faggot who was rejected by cheska for not being able to get hard so he become a woman
>>5324871
Hey you can be mean to me if you want. Do you need any starting info?
>>5324856
I used to be.
>>5324858
Nah it really isn't any consolation. I've been trying to figure this shit out for months. Why mostly every trans person is this hyper sexual being and I've only been with one person my entire life which I kind of regret.
I thought most people would avoid sex considering we have this shitty condition. Maybe my dysphoria is too strong? Maybe I don't get along with people well? Maybe I have stricter morals or some shit? I can't figure my stuff out...
Anyway, not that anyone cares about this nonsense. Just gotta get it out of my system every once in a while.
>>5324892
Jocelyn go away and pretend weed solves any of your problems.
>>5324875
The only thing you're accomplishing here is driving off people not named bexe tbqh
>>5324241
i really like steelseries mice
i had a kana (rip) and now i have a sensei MLG
>>5324881
that's not bad
I'm 5'10", and I usually pass, and so are a couple other trips
>>5324895
are you a lesbean now? i thought u liked boys
>>5324857
Piss off cunt.
Go find something better to do.
>>5324901
>usually pass
>usually
hmm
>>5324886
>he thinks his touch would be desirable to anyone
Kek
>>5324904
I don't know. I like not to think about it.
>>5324898
Whoa settle down there big guy. We are not looking for trouble.
why the fuck do all of you autists have pictures of all the other autists here saved and ready to post at a moment's notice? aren't you supposed to be a community or something and not a toxic shithole
>>5324910
at least i don't talk shit about my friends behind my back like you told me all about back then, how you take off your trip to talk shit in the thread about the same people you talk kindly to over skype, that's more disgusting than the pictures you're posting desu
>>5324889
Please post her skype
Reminder that if you aren't a kissless virgin you're not trutrans.
>>5324895
I think it's inaccurate to refer to me as a hyper sexual being honestly. at best I'm just sexual, and even then I'm generally too stressed out over my body to really enjoy sex, and I feel intense guilt and shame for feeling any sexual pleasure by any means at all.
I just happened to have an average amount of sex when I was in college, and that really does not define my sexuality at all. it's still something I struggle with
>>5324898
Aife you've just led your team to a Super Bowl victory over the Patriots. What are you going to do to celebrate?
>>5324914
Go fuck yourself rawr
>>5324905
>defending the most vile disgusting person in the history of mtfg
fuck off you gross rape-enabling monster
>>5324922
trutrans doesn't sound like a thing I'd want to be then
>>5324922
guess I'm trutrans then :^(
>>5324921
no she's mine
>>5324922
What if your first kiss was with a fellow trans girl?
>>5324932
That means you're an ay gee pea
>>5324927
Asexuals are the master race tbhon, i'm not one though just too hon to get laid.
>>5324932
Degenerate as fuck.
I've only been forcefully kissed so it doesn't count.
>>5324925
N-no please!! STAHP IT!
>>5324941
>Asexuals
asexuality is not a real thing tho
>>5324922
heh I'm 4 years shy of becoming a witch
sucks to be you, you turbosluts
>>5324937
>>5324941
Oh no ;~;
>>5324887
<3
>>5324893
I could never be mean to you my love.
>>5324923
Right. I can't say I really understand. It all sounds really complicated and contradictory to me.
But yeah, you do whatever it is you do best. Thanks for answering anyway.
>>5324919
>le anime
kill yourself
>>5324931
please?
>>5324946
Why not?
Some people just don't want to fug.
>>5324947
7 and a half years left for me, i'll get there.
>>5324951
Damn. Rejected again.
Apparently no one will hate you when you offer yourself politely.
>>5324954
everyone looks shitty when you're taking a picture of them chewing food, sorry but you're not proving any point by posting that picture
>>5324959
>Some people just don't want to fug.
I guess it seems possible that random genetic mutations could have created people who don't want to have sex at all. Maybe you're right. Thanks anon.
>>5324891
fat weeaboo transbian programmer starter pack
>>5324937
>this thread rn
>>5324926
Why would someone who was raped rant at the person on /mtfg/? They'd fucking go to the police.
>>5324965
Kiwi its time for you to learn the first rule of internet.
Just. Dont. Reply.
>>5324946
Abstinence is a thing so I guess asexuality must be a thing too.
I guess I am asexual by choice which is kinda invalidating for a "sexuality" but still..
>>5324962
Did I reject you?
>>5324965
LOL you use this excuse every time but we know that you don't look much different there from how you normally look, hon
>>5324977
I just wanted to be useful as a target of meanness.
I'll find a purpose one of these days.
>>5324958
Kittustar
>>5324970
Gotta get those black rimmed tumblr glasses to be fashionable.
hey guys post an edit of a picture of me and call me an ugly rapist so I can go to bed
if you ever start insulting sheen i am fucking going to punch your teeth in, fags
>>5324841
No you can't
>>5324984
You're a nice person who deserves a good night's rest.
>>5324969
I dunno man
>>5324981
It's just not in my bones to be mean to people. It always hurts me just as bad.
Clearly I don't belong but I miss the good that I got out of here.
>>5324962
#friendzoned4lyfe
don't worry you still have your waifu pillow, bexe
>>5324996
You're our precious angel Caddy. Go. Be free!
>>5324989
i find her ronnie-esque self loathing shtick tiresome
>>5324976
Idk, I think being there for someone and being open with them is more important than "hooking up," but then again, I've never had much of a libido and my opinion is probably shit.
>>5324979
it's really sad how you've been here way longer than me and you still have to pick on me even though i've never done anything to hurt you or talk shit about you
i've left you alone for the most part and you still feel the need to attack me every chance you get, why don't you just enjoy what you have in life?
>>5324984
Here you are friend
>>5324984
I miss hanging out with you Moko :/
>>5325003
How is it any different from noelle's spergouts, ugly gross transbians ERPing and kayla's thinly veiled trutrans facade covering his true fetishistic self?
>>5324984
Good night moko get in your jimmy jams and sleep tight hope the bed bugs don't bite
>>5325019
You are a wonderful person who has overcome more adversity than I have ever faced.
>>5325005
>gross rapey dude pretending to be a little shy girl
>>5325004
Nah I value your opinion a lot more than what I get from others here. It sounds more sensible and attractive to me to devote yourself to someone but I can't help but feel different at times.
I mean I can't have sex, it's just physically not possible for me and it's beyond repulsive. But yet even if I feel disgusted by it I still crave it (and not from just one person). I dunno Adri, just fuck my shit up.
>>5325005
I dont think its her
its just an anon trying to stir up drama
>>5325019
I would like to give you a hug and a crisp $100 not
goodnight moko
I miss angie.
>>5325015
I filtered Noelle, i ignore the ERP. kayla grosses me out.
I don't dislike sheen, i just find it kinda repetitive after awhile and wish she had a more productive outlet for her feels.
>>5325037
Then don't you dare bite me I have an exam tomorrow
sigh ;~;
>>5325037
You're welcome Moko, have a good rest
>>5325058
hello umuru
>>5325060
i think you would be the one leaving if everyone here knew what you told me about how you feel about them
caddy, nycteri, sheen, edie
you should stop posting while you're ahead, i still have the logs
>>5325064
What do you have against those 4
>>5325064
post logs
>be the person Kiwi meets up with back in october
>we have a chill time
>go back to kiwis places and she jokes about suckin her gt
>laugh it off because im not an autistic sperg who doesnt know how to interact with humans
>these arguments would never exist
I probably would have sucked it later that night too.
>>5325068
i don't have anything against them, i just know how a certain someone feels about them and how they took off their trip to talk shit about them multiple times
>>5325073
Caddy wins.
>>5325076
Deets?
>>5324835
Is that really you?
I have 2 friends that are Trans... And I think that it takes a lot of courage to match your body and souls.
>>5324069
handstab-tastic