/mtfg/ - cosplay edition

1st for ealers are not sluts.

first for elanna's cute ticklish feet

>had a dream where I invented a trans survival guide/kit that was filled with all kinds of cheap makeup with brushes and guides on how to use them; guides for every kind of problem you could have and low-cost products for them; low cost hair products and guides on how to best take care of your hair; things like flat irons, blow dryers, epilators, tweezers, and other tools; and to wrap it all up, some nice candy.
hmm. if I wanted to actually bother with this I would need some time and probably a lot of money.

>>5322474
Healers* Goddamit.

>>5322459
doesn't look bad

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>>5322481
kickstart that shit senpai

>>5322481
i'll give you an ounce of pot, get writing desu

>>5322474
Healers are obedient little whores. Now be quiet and tend to my health bar with your mouth.

>>5322481
Oh and I obviously forgot to mention that we would also offer refined packages that can be custom built by the customer so they only get the shades of makeup they need, don't get extra tools they already have, and get the most bang out of their buck.

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i hope that is shit thread go deleted

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>>5322492
Lol

>>5322472
No I mean she obviously didn't see me in that way so I dropped it.

>>5322491
Oh geez I hope you get that sorted out. I'm OK, preparing for a presentation in an hour, nervous.

First for healers ARE sluts

>>5322517
I hope I can too. If I can't I'm screwed.
Good luck on the presentation! You're gonna kill it!

is that really bexe?

>>5322509
As soon as it's posted it's a free for all

>>5322524
Yeah, did he high tail it after being posted here? I kinda miss him

>>5322514
I don't take this place seriously when you fags are so mean

>>5322500
>>5322494
The writing part I don't need any money for and I can just do in my spare time, but actually building the package will require money to make.

>>5322533
/a/ is full of bexe types. nothing rare about an anime poster

>>5322533
>him
this one will come back to bite you irl bitter anon.

>>5322514
I know a cis woman who looks like that, chub too

>>5322533
he's still around, just dropped his trip

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>>5322524
omgaad D:
wonder how many of the xoxox a-anime p-p-po-posting kawaii girls look like that.
just creepy, must be awkward when you realize you are imagining and talking odd stuff with someone who looks like ehm.. not so cute! c:

>>5322545
Me too actually. She's ugly as fuck, but still cis.

>>5322537
Yeah you're right, just another dude that took his anime fetish to the point he thought he could be the girl

we got a Wii U last weekend and I've been playing Splatoon all day. it is fun but I am very terrible at it lmao

>>5322534
Why would you take this place seriously?

>>5322517
I thought she was questioning now though?

>decide to avoid looking at myself as much as possible to try and push the thoughts out of my head
>avoid mirror in bathroom on the way out
>come back into room
>immediately see myself in reflection in the window across from the door
this is impossible
as if I didn't have enough fucking problems in my life why did a fuck-ugly faggot like me have to turn out to be trans

>>5322549
For the record I was talking about Frank.

>>5322548
it doesn't help bexe is 27 years old

>>5322554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrOsn3Wk8_4

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>>5322501
Dont bully healers, you wouldn't have made it without one.

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>>5322554
I still need to get a wii u

how much did you get yours for?

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>>5322557
That wasn't kit, it wasn't her trip.

>>5322554
Game's pretty hard honestly, the people who still play it are very good.

>>5322522
Thanks cricket

>>5322548
>not animeposting
B-but anon senpai, w-why not?

>>5322549
so passing is possible unless you're a retard

>>5322555
I've been here for less then a year
I actually got motivated by seeing passers and fulltimers

I work on myself daily now and present full fem when I can

>>5322588
was worried about you when you took some time off

hip

>>5322481
I like this idea a lot. Not for myself, but for the newcomers. Do it?

>>5322579
it was $250 with Smash 4 and Splatoon

>>5322588
yea I dunno how long I'll play honestly, I'm just waiting until my soundcard gets here so I can play a multiplayer game where your team can actually communicate
but as long as I'm playing this, I'd like to be good, but I'm having trouble

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>>5322576
>tfw always wanted to try a healer but too nervous to team up with people in mmos
teach me your ways cartman

what do I need to know to be a proper healer?

>>5322588
Mmhmm ~
I'm going to head off for now. I'll be on Skype later if you want to talk.

>>5322604
do you even like competitive shooters?

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I heard this is where I should be posting all of my anime pictures so I came right away!

>>5322588
B-but she thinks you look cute

>>5322608
not particularly but I want to find a way to socialize with others without leaving my room

>>5322600
There would be options for people who already know what they're doing and just want an easy way to buy the stuff they need for their routine and also get some chocolates/candy with it.

>>5322618
sure -,,-

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>>5322588
because it makes me feel like a weirdo.
maybe if i was cute little 5'2'' thingie but im not.

FORCED TO BE STRONG AND PRETTY WOMYN FIGURE ! >:(

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>>5322605
>what do I need to know to be a proper healer?
Follow them, suck their virtual dick, and heal them constantly.

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Reposting

>>5322390
Ugh it's never ending here

>>5322399
I saw the inv but it went away before u could accept :< resend pls

>>5322400
That sounds amazing ! I'm jelly!

>>5322404
: (

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the fuck is this faggot

http://pasteboard.
co/2yylPJVK.jpg

halloween costume from 2 years ago, put on a binbag and a fake UKIP rosette and went as "human trash"
could have gone wearing anything really but then I would have been the only one to get the pun so yeah

>>5322633
a little extra context would be great.

>>5322634
pretty clever

>>5322634
eeek---
wew you have been doing girly stuff for a long time havent you

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>>5322613
But when she says that I look cute she doesn't mean it in that way, and never will. It's not worth pressing it, it's just going to hurt.

>>5322604
Wow, the Wii U really hasn't gone down in price. Have you got any other games on your wishlist at the moment? The library is pretty legit.

>>5322607
OK, see you later cricket!

>>5322630
You can be a cute anime gril too, you just gotta believe in urself.

>>5322596
I wouldn't leave just yet hip ^^ how are you?

>>5322610
u always make me cum right away bb

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How is Bakemonogatari so amazing

>>5322649
kinda want Hyrule Warriors, maybe Mario Kart? and Wonderful 101 I guess

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>>5322457
What's a pillowtop

>>5322466
>>5322455
I rlly hope it's not true ;~;

>>5322471
aaaa thnx you're sweet desu

>>5322654
hot

>>5322632
RESENT.....
u can just tell me u h8 me it's ok senpai

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>>5322654
I c-cant help it >.>

>>5322618
Use the kraken roller.

>>5322623
If I were you, I'd stop talking about it and just do it before other faggots steal your idea. Potential to make some money here and being able to customize shit is good too.

>>5322474
Is this the same Cartman who was in denial?

>>5322649
good, thanks. I try not to think too much and just do

I'm not on here much, so let me know if you come across anyone who is into femmy cd, haha

>>5322663
Mario kart is pretty amazing, it's pretty much an essential pickup. I've also heard good things about wind waker HD.

>>5322697
Its the cartman that came here to shitpost and call us degenerates/freaks/insert insult here, now he posts because its comfy here apparently

>>5322693
it's bin dun befoe
http://exposingalex.tumblr.com/post/123756795623/the-leelah-project-master-post

>>5322671
I gotchu senpai

>>5322662
my supposedly cis male friend just talked about watching that show... i knew you were trans

>>5322705
That's kinda cute :3
Has she accepted herself yet?

>>5322705
>he

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>>5322671
It's a bed that has a soft top layer and springs or another type of matress underneath it, whereas a spring matress is the most common and a plush matress is pure softness all the way down.

I like pillowtop matresses better because they're soft and sturdy, whereas plush beds you sink too much into and spring mattresses are uncomfortable and can cause you back pain

>tfw didn't sleep, said mean things, took pics of butt, and then passed out until 2pm

Ugh

>>5322719
Faye faye! Hii!

>>5322437
>My neighbor said my hair was pretty
>Irl hugboxing is real
iktf, everybody keeps saying how nice my hair is and they wished they had hair like mine.

but it's all frizzy and messy and untamable, how is that nice.

>>5322706
Oh shit I remember now. Fuck off Amy Victoria, you piece of shit!

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>>5322514
Yay someone used my rice fields pic :3

>>5322713
I don't think cartman is trans, just kinda angry.

>>5322702
Will definitely let you know if I do ^^

>>5322719
You OK Faye?

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>>5322710
we did it

>>5322717
sounds COMFY

>>5322724
that's how I feel
have u been coking lately imi....

>>5322735
desu ne xD

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my sister gave me a bag and it made me cry happy tears


>>5322724
>it's all frizzy and messy and untamable
iktf

>>5322739
Adri said "thanks Faye" she probably thinks I was talking about her :/

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>tfw no qt succubus bf

>>5322747
i want my siblings to buy me things
...I want people to buy me things

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>>5322747
cute purse

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>>5322744
mhmm

nothing special though

>>5322723
Hi you!
>>5322747
Your bag is sooo much uhm "manlier" then my man sack. It's cute

>>5322747
happy birthday shannon. also i do not approve of this op

>>5322747
nice, I just bought my first big bag today, which will be probably my 5th one total

>tfw I hated just the idea of having to carry one just months ago

>>5322755
>tfw no jormy to pat your head

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So I just got sir'd by one of the managers at work.
Asked him why he said that and he told me that he knows I'm trans and doesn't respect pronouns.
Going to have to take his ass to the main store manager

>>5322780
>gets ffs
>still gets clocked

>>5322780
Uh huh

>>5322780
Sounds like a lawsuit, unless you live in an at will state

>>5322780
sounds like he needs to take a trip to the rice fields

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>>5322783
He knew that I was trans because when I applied for fmla, all the store managers must approve of it and since the reason why I was taking off because of getting ffs, they knew

>>5322756
in a few years they'll all develop their own opinions and reach out to you
I know its hard, I think its

>>5322758
ty I already have my lip balm and wallet and keys in there. I have to figure out what else I can shove in there.

>>5322760
>Your bag is sooo much uhm "manlier"
o-oh
>It's cute
oh phew, yeah I love it.

>>5322765
ty and me neither

>>5322769
I hated having to carry my everything in my hands because decorative pockets

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>>5322774
>tfw nobody to pat my head
/mtfg/ how do I get a bf??

>>5322799
rub butt against boy of interest

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>>5322751
Well idk, it was kind of a shit thing to do, I'm just wondering if you're OK is all, generally people aren't mean for no reason

>>5322755
>tfw no jörmy gf

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>>5322788
I'm in TN.
I have no rights

>>5322789
He does

>>5322792
I put my 2ds in mine

also don't forget other makeup essentials too, just in case

>>5322814
yeah I'm going to put in some allergy pills and some eye drops and tissues and makeup stuff and a brush

>>5322780
>>5322788
ok i just read what "at will" is, and what the fuck america jesus christ, what a retarded system

>>5322792
Extra pad in case someone asks you, I keep a sub cord and one of those small battery packs in case my phone goes dead, easy makeup like bb cream, and I got a long wallet for my cards and stuff

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>>5322799
Jörmy the picture you posted last night gave me all sorts of funny feelings

>>5322829
Most of America has various retarded systems

>>5322829
There are pros and cons

Pro: companies can't collude on hiring practices of top tier talent, some places used to have the issue of price fixing and black balling engineers and coders which would drive good workers out of the area.

Cons: everyone who works minimum wage is either cis and white, or treated like a serf by racists

tfw never got the pizza
at least you cant cry while unconscious

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>>5322806
I'm NEETmode now though, theres no boys in range

>>5322808
p-post skype

>>5322845
Wowe thats gay

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>>5322855
That's the one

>>5322799
i'll pat your head with a baseball bat

>>5322835
>I got a long wallet for my cards
f-for all the networking you do with your male chums rite?
I still need to get rid of my boy wallet, I'm hopefully doing that this weekend and I'm also going to be getting my hair and eyebrows done and getting my license renewed
>easy makeup like bb cream
yeah I was thinking mascara, bb cream and tinted lip balm should cut it.
I think also my multi tool and a charge cord for my phone.

>>5322835
>tfw never got around to getting bb cream
what would you recommend?

everyone seems to talk about it but I never find any in stores so I'll probably buy some online

>>5322792
>carrying everything
that didn't bother me as much as not having small fem things with me

experience has taught me what I needed and what I didn't. it's different for everyone

>>5322853
if you're boymode was strong like mine, making (good) money would be non issue

>>5322853
>companies can't collude on hiring practices of top tier talent
How does "at will" work fix that exactly?

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>>5322855
O-oh, actually if you do want to trade Skypes, I can send it to a throwaway email, I don't post my Skype on mtfg o.o

>>5322852
It's because we have a mixed federal and local system, everything they do is specifically to try and get around the fact that it's illegal to openly hate blacks and gays, but they still do, so they use the leeway and power to try new things every year to try and skirt the federal government.

At will is just the eighth or ninth version of segregation and Jim Crow

what up party sheeple

>>5322883
._.

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;___;

>>5322883
Hello anne, are you good today?

>>5322886
._.

>>5322891
im regular. im going to the mall tonight to buy makeup or some shit with my best friend. yikes!

>>5322865
I've got a few, but you might want to go to a shop because we tried to eyeball my color the first time and it just made my face look terrible because it was a tad dark. Also make sure you have a nice semi big and tight bristled brush for blending it. (I personally use bare minerals rn, but I had a drug store one and it was just fine)

>>5322855
I thought you liked girls?

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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>>5322894
>buy makeup or some shit with my best friend
we're going to the mall tonight? D:

>>5322908
YES ITS UR BIRTHDAY YA GOOF

>>5322917
o rite

>>5322879
Ohh, mine is jormybb

>>5322902
I-its complicated ;~;

>>5322902
she is straight now

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>>5322920
hbd sheen

>>5322921
oh i see..

>>5322929
snaaaaaaaaaaaake

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>>5322935
hsssss

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>>5322929
ty anna
ty

>>5322939
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5322939
lil snek gets a hold

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>>5322939
I need to buy a snek

they're so cuteee

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>>5322940
no ty

>>5322946
calm down

>>5322949
hssssssss

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>hear /mtfg/ is more toxic than ever
>come to thread
lay it on me fampai

>>5322959
you already have a penis, that's pretty close.

>>5322966
GET OUT REEEEE

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>>5322966
Last thread was a shambles, seems like the shitposters have tired themselves out.

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How do you guys post all day?

I sware none of you have jobs or study or have hobbies.

>>5322966
I like your gif.

>>5322976
too hard

>>5322634
also, forgot to say, this is in relation to the edition
hurr durr
I haven't done cosplay so this is the closest I've got

>>5322642
well since I started uni, I don't get screamed at for doing girly stuff here because my parents aren't here

>>5322976
It's cause I was having a shower.
Shitposters never post when I'm not on.

>>5322977
>sware

>>5322977
>that gif
triggered

>>5322960
hold me

>>5322993
i got triggered by the xx

>>5322988
I've been awake for like 20hrs
pls let it pass

>>5323002
got it

>>5322977
im practicing to become a neet

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>>5322972
I thought that as a kid, no joke

I was like
>why do I have some snake-like thing attached to my body
>that's weird
and then I made hissing noises like the autist I am

>>5322977
>not posting when you have time at work
>not posting constantly when you actually have days off

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>>5322921
Oh ok, I'll add you ^^

>>5322977
BENNIES

GET BACK TO WORK NORMIE

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>>5323027
I'll take what you said earlier about ffs with an open mind

>>5322977
its 11pm

Is there any chance of my body ever passing enough so that I don't have to completely cover it like some weird muslim but without the headscarf?
Aiming on gaining 10kg to help
https://unsee
.cc/tonupazi/

>>5323031
>work
I'm a neet, but if I was on the computer as much as I had free time I'd be dead.

>>5323044
how long have you been on hormones?

>>5322940
I just realized the note wasn't edited to say "her"
Makes it extra funny

>>5323048
tfw use computer all day and not dead

>>5323044
i think your body already passes, a bit bigger boobs and no question about it

>>5323055
3 years ;_;

>>5323008
will you be my qt gf?

>>5323096
rip.

>>5323098
no i dont think i will

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>>5323058
yeah my dysphoria wouldn't refer to me as her

>>5322799
don't be yourself

>>5323113
;_;

>>5323123
sorry its not you
its me

>>5323044
As long you don't wear anything that draws too much attention I doubt that it will matter too much.

Your face, mannerisms and voice are 95% of it.

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I feel like setting one of you on fire.

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Yo yo yo show me dem bottlezzz

>>5323153
Anyone in particular?

>>5323032
I'm glad. ^^ I can't say I've had ffs, but I remember having very mixed feelings immediately after srs. They'll get better with time, it's just hard to be objective during the post operative period.

>>5323153
it's me isn't it

>>5323153
/who/

>>5323159
>spiro
>2003+12
top kek lad

>>5323153
I'll take one for the team.

Meet up at the State Library in twenty minutes.
You bring the petrol and the matches.

>>5323173
>implying cypro is available in america

I ordered a dragon dildo, am I now a meme?

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>>5323159
>bottles

I get my E in a packet friend :^)

>>5323173
>memeing about spiro

>>5323176
land of the free ect.

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>>5323178
Come back with a cock hat, and we'll talk.

>>5323180
what is this

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>>5323159
>Living in SF

>>5323153
me

>>5323178
did you get the rainbow colored one?

>>5323190
it's me

>>5323190
It's Kit.

What's in your wallet mtfg?

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>>5323190
That's my photo friend :^)

>>5323198
$12

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>>5323198
Oops forgot obligatory man bag dump

>>5323198
>wallet

>>5323198
£30, some debit cards, provisional drivers license and a crap load of receipts

>>5323204
whats the tampon for bro?

>>5323198
condoms

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>>5323198
A couple tangled wool, a dead fly and a paper clip.

>>5323214
It's a pad, and it's for "omg do you have an extra pad? I just started" which is a thing that happens

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>>5323193
It's always you pookie

>>5323198
Zilch. Nada. Just worthless plastic.

>>5323226
I know its a pad I was playing along with your man thing that you do

>>5323198
>10kr
>1000 franc
>a broken 512mb sd card
>two used bus tickets
>lint
I don't use it anymore.

http://strawpoll.me/6154797
http://strawpoll.me/6154797
http://strawpoll.me/6154797

>>5323233
Oh it's for like when I get really sweaty from working manual labor and need to sop my brow

>>5323198
$10
2 credit card
2 bank cards
bus/metro card
ID

>>5323235
SHIT NO.
I just found in a hidden compartment:
>2x 1$AU coin
>1x 50¢AU coin

>>5323204
faye i really love your wallet

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>>5323227
ur right
it me

hi elanna

>>5323238
n
n
n
n
n

>>5323193
>>5323195
>>5323201
spooky
its pookie/kit/anonsphotofriend

>>5323238
a g p
g
p

>>5323248
>anonsphotothread
m8 are you thick

>>5323253
absolutely

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>>5323246
It's cute on he outside, but inside its full of nightmares

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>>5323247
h-hi pookie

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>>5323257

>>5323257
hrt really does work

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>>5323248
it me

>>5323258
ELANNA.......

Anyone had acne while on hormones?
Maybe it's because it's spring, but I have like 8 pimples right now. First time in forever

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>>5323258
elanna, you like fit girls. :*

>>5323268
that's what my butt looks like

>>5323258
do you ever get tired of posting the same shitty images over and over? everyone else has.

>>5323268
Appropriate file name

>>5323257
Jesus fuck Faye

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I bought a catbag

>>5323257
This is like an insight to what a trip to Iraq can do.

>>5323266
pookkie you are so hot

>>5323285
wat are you doing

>>5323285
>no one paid attention except to bully me earlier so i'll post my bewbs LEL
kill yourself

>>5323285
absolutely disgusting. pure agp right here

>>5323285
where's your dad?

>>5323198
Bank cards
coins
Medicare
licence
a shiny gothita pokemon card >.>

>>5323285
>"look at me I'm starved for attention"

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>>5323266
POOKIE......

>>5323272
You seem upset

>>5323268
o////o;

>>5323285
Fuck those are cute

>>5323286
back off

>>5323293
>shiny gothita pokemon card
Is that like your good luck charm?

>>5323297
don't encourage her

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>>5323286
but I'm not

>>5323296
HELLO
HOW ARE YOU MY COMRADE

>>5323298
??????????

>>5323285
>"daddy I am not coming down for dinner leave me alone!"

>>5323285
lol

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>>5323285

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>>5323291
Lel, so every cis girl that's ever done that has AGP breh.

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I have a question girls

So today I read through my estrogen pill's paper, and it actually says that after like 5 years the risk of breast cancer increases. I mean, sure I knew about the blood clotting dangers but this is entirely new to me.

Does this apply to us or just bio women? And if so, how much danger are we in? I mean, it's not like we can fucking stop taking the med.

halp

>>5323296
not as upset as you are everytime you look in the mirror and see a man staring back at you

>>5323299
well my friends bought a bunch of pokemon boosters for like no reason (we are mtg players) and I was like, shit this is me in pokemon form, so they gave it to me ^~^
Its just nice to have I think : 3

>>5323312
stop saying lel you fucking retard

>>5323198
Australian Dollar Notes and Coins
An American Dollar for some reason
My license
A train pass
and a photo of me and my cousin from like 10 years ago.

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>>5323302
IM GOOD HOW R U?

>>5323314
Again with the bullying, someone needs a spanking

>>5323313
Yes estrogen causes breast cancer because it makes breast tissue grow, the more stuff grows, the higher he chance a cell will be misprogrammed

>>5323313
It's just that you become as likely as a cis woman to get breast cancer. Taking hrt won't make you like super vulnerable to cancer.

>>5323302
looks pretty hot to me. would waifu.
>>5323298
?

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>>5323313
You are supposed to give yourself breast exams every now and then and getting a medical checkuo every few years. Breast tissue between cis and trans girls is identical so it's also susceptible to the same threat.

And it's not bogshit rumours either, my gf's sister had a tumor develop but she was lucky and discovered it before it was too late. So that surgery practically saved her life.

Get yourself an exam. Welcome to being a woman by the way :^)

>>5323319
oh I also have my myki from when I was in Melbourne : D
trams are best <3

>>5323312
they're cis and normal.
you're trans and deranged.

>>5323319
are you me, i have a $1 usd bill in my box of random trinkets and shit

>>5323320
too bad no one would want to put their hands near your hon ass

>>5323329
I only use it when I got Melbourne with a few friends, I usually get my parents to drive me everywhere else.

>>5323328
goddamnit now i have to check my balls AND my tits?? wtf

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Am I not allowed to post my boobies here?

>>5323315
Ooh that's breddy cute

>>5323340
>tfw you take HRT for two years and still don't pass
lel

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>>5323332

>>5323340
don't call your manblobs boobs, it's insulting to real women.

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>>5323327
who r u......

>>5323340
blue board tho

>>5323320
IM ALRIGHT
WHAT'VE U BEEN UP TO

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>tfw I wish I was her right now

>>5323340
Well posting a completely unsolicited photo of your boobs with no comment attached in this thread is pretty weird.

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>>5323336
I would

>>5323340
BLUEBOARD
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>>5323344
lol, they're real women. there's nothing wrong with being turned on by their own body image.

hons on the other hand, don't have that luxury. they're just fetishist freaks. just because that's the majority of this board doesn't make it normal.

>>5323332
Kill yourself

>>5323340
Blue board

>>5323343
>TFW when annon has something to say and It's not even a person.

>>5323334
I just randomly went a currency exchange and asked for an American note. I was really bored that day.

>>5323354
well, of course you would. you like playing with shit.

>>5323355
>using hons to mean all trans women
Chaser plz

>>5323353
it's an AGP fetishist pervert freak, of course they're going to do something like that.

>>5323348
im anon
nice to meet you.

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>>5323321
>>5323323
oh fuck me, fuck me fuck meeeeee, whhhhy. My stepmother who raised me had breast cancer, she was cured, but this chills me to the core
>>5323328
well I just felt myself up, everything feels alright.. I think. But this is so scary.
>Welcome to being a woman by the way :^)
thanks anon

>>5323365
99.9% of trans women are hons. this board is hon central.

>>5323373
Your anger is very masculine.

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Oh looks like shitposters are back from their nap.

>>5323367
But how can I have agp if I am not attracted to myself in the slightest lol? Do you even WORDS BRO?

I think you are a repressed hun, if I was agp I'd be jerking off to myself in the mirror instead of posting on here lel.

>>5323355
I'm kind of worried because I like my boobs and stuff, but I'm not turned on by them, I just kinda grab them sometimes and think about those gifs sheen posts and what it'd feel like to have someone behind me

who high?

>>5323374
so's your penis, hands, shoulders, forehead and adam's apple. what's your point?

>>5323386
>Straws: The Grasping
Also I don't have an adam's apple.

>>5323381
i don't blame you for not being attracted to yourself. you're quite ugly tbqh

of course, that's not exactly what AGP is. you're turned on by the idea of you being a girl.

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god damn it i like against me now

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>>5323372
I didn't know you were that scared anonette. Now I feel like an ass :/ So yeah my apologies for that.

Look if you take this seriously like you seem to be taking it so far everything's going to be okay. You'll be safe. It's kinda like brushing your teeth really, consider it a part of daily hygiene (except it's more like monthly hygiene).

>>5323350
get some pizza, marinara and garlic dip
you know you want to

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I got up at 1 am just to chat with your retardeds overseas (jk i can't sleep)

How are you doing?

>>5323399
that girl is cis and needs ffs

>>5323392
uh huh, sure hon.

>>5323407
not really, nobody would clock her for anything other than just ugly.

>>5323406
L-lewd

>>5323403
don't forget the ketchup

>>5323410
>I'm not butt flustered I swear

>>5323397
jealous
>>5323399
against me seriously sucks, and i've listened to their dypshoria songs
>>5323384
runs house!

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>>5323406

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>>5323394
I'm actually ever only really turned on when a big hairy man plays with my stuffs, and inserts large penis in my pooper. Otherwise I'm quite flacid.

Are you a Jedi in training or are you just assuming on what turns me on.

<My only turn on, old pic and im stoned in it.

>>5323423
stop projecting, it really isn't becoming of a "lady"

>>5323399
Why are you posting your gt on /b/ again

>>5323394
Only faggets like you get turned on by IDEAS lel.

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>>5323406
I'm supposedly gay but this is hot as fuck. Imagine getting caught between those two bts.

It would be like a sandwich of sorts.

>>5323432
thanks for proving their point. sigh
this place gets worse every day

>>5323238
Interesting poll results, I figured it would have been overwhelmingly no.

>>5323350
its too much pizza, i dont eat that much
>regular pizza
no thanks

>>5323432
see >>5323397

>>5323432
>>5323397
gross

>>5323438
makes sense a complete retard doesn't find thinking attractive. that's why you shitpost your ugly moobs on a safe for work board. no think, all herp derp

>>5323433
>projects
>accuses others of projecting

who /bazinga/ here

>>5323432
So you get turned on by catering to pedophilic gay men?

>>5323443
is this your first day here? only maybe 20% of this board is trutrans. the rest are pervy fetishists that could never get a girlfriend before transitioning. now they can only get another sad trans gf to give them any attention. it'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>>5323462
always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN4Uu0OlmTg

>>5323348
SCHOOL, U?

>>5323354
>i would
O//////O

>>5323336
I'm starting to get the impression you do

>>5323452
Lel Anon has agp.
>>TFW when projecting has been mentioned.

What kind of IDEAS do you find hot anon?

>>5323472
well, then you really are as dumb as you look

>>5323465
>turbofag thinking he's not also a fetishist

>>5323403
I can't. I ate 4 cheese burgers and a large fry in a pool of ketchup for lunch and I am doing a one meal a day diet.

>>5323436
stop stalking me