/mtfg/ - Remove Kebab Edition

goodnight

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>>5319686
yay kuppy's first thread
congrats!

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mtfg, i'm private eye

>>5319695
Second actually
Made another one a few days ago

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>>5319686
I-I haven't done anything to remove kebab

I'm sorry

hey what's up girls. chaser here looking for a qt3.14 trans girl to take on a date. let me know if you are interested.

i am in california

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>>5319704
yay kuppy's second thread!

>>5319707
You're just my type, we have so much in common, we should totally meet.

>>5319706
That's quite all right. You will get your opportunity later.

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>tfw im touching my tinkler to natalie mars videos now
I want to be a cute transgirl.

Whyyyyy is this takingggg so longggggggg
I'm going to want to die I'm so bored and tired already I want to get on this fucking plane

>not removing slav
Funny how the actual invaders deflect

>>5319723
Get into porn and you can have a 3some with her, just like emy!

>>5319730
did the airport security touch your gt?

I feel so alone, I haven't talk to anybody in all day and I have been crying the last 4 hours.
I don't understand why I haven't take my life yet

>>5319723
http://xhamster.com/movies/5312647/natalie_mars_bts_interview.html?from=video_related
Watch this and have it turn you completely off.

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Genuine question desu senpais
>>5319656

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>>5319742
Iktf

If I did a porn video I wod say "daddy give me your cummies"
What would you say ?

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>>5319685
its kind of both tbhon, like I do lots of painting to distract my mind from things but I also paint for my art class. Idk like half of the things I paint are just me wanting to paint.

>>5319740

I wish I'm so horny
They make you stand in a thing with your legs spread etc
They still call me m'aam and I don't get misgendered despite wearing no makeup but I'm just like you can prob see my floppy dick in this X-Ray the jig is up bitch

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>>5319743
Holy God porn actors are completely retarded. Good thing all they have to do is use their dicks.

>>5319745
Maybe it means instant as in you don't have to use it multiple times to get better hair?

>>5319752
awoo~

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>>5319752
i'd start beatboxing mid sex desu

>>5319753
oh my god that's a pretty fish drawing

I love your style

>>5319761
No, I don't know how it would read out in english, but in danish it is very clear that you should/can/are advised to wash it out after spreading.

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>>5319752
“This is a very different Jake, not the UDC Field agent Desert hopping mouse nor is it the Australian Kangaroo rat from the Rescuers Down Under. species is Kangaroo rat and nationality is Australia, but of something separate and different. This Jake the kangaroo Rat has become Foreverial Tiedup Jake and he was fully delitized with his organs and inside and literally his whole body changed into a permanent living bologna version with permanent living bologna organs and insides and a permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. nose is a permanent pastrami nose and has two permanent ham lips and two permanent bologna and ham ears. Fully wrapped like a mummy, tiedup this way to remain and always jumping around with a permanent smile on his face and a wide open permanent bologna mouth speaking constantly ready to lick anyone or anything with his permanent Bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. The furry art bondage borgified version of Jake the kangaroo rat. there are other Australian Jake the Kangaroo Rat characters i have done besides this and the UDC field agent. This is defanitely not the UDC field agent Jake as this doesnt exist at all in that series that I do, this is in the genre of fully permanent living deli and full permanent rubbery rope bondage. This also is defanitely not the Jake from the rescuers Down Under as this doesnt happen to him either, just a different character whom becomes Foreverial Tiedup Jake”

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>>5319764
KIWI BE MY GF

>>5319752
you're a big guy

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>>5319779
stop who are you even?
i don't know you and you're not a boy

>>5319787
ill be ur bf

>>5319787
You'll be my bf.

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>>5319733
>mfw

>>5319752
I wouldn't do porn.

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>>5319787
I'm your alpha gf!

>>5319791
GO AWAY!

Can I please kill myself

>>5319806
is that a shoop? why is she flat?

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>>5319791
>>5319802
>>5319806
stop (you)ing me pls

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>>5319752
YOU THERE
https://youtu.be/Eg010HbpUiA

>>5319805
>making fun of someone who's better than you

>>5319812
Keep (you)'ing me, I'm lonely, and this is the closest I get to feeling like I exist.

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>>5319814
>better
this guy

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>>5319815
i'm lonely too but i want a tall warm bf to cuddle up next to rn desu
now i'm getting tfw no bf again ;~;

>>5319814
emy plz

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>>5319821
Fine be alone I coulda been your mate and squashed bugs for you. LOSER.

>>5319821
You could be my tall warm bf and I could be your petite, 6'2" gf.
plz detrans.

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Me rn

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>>5319766
thanks, its fun to do these

night peeps

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>>5319826
as nice as it sounds i'm waiting for the right one to come along and sweep me off my feet desu

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>>5319835
good night

>>5319837
>>5319826
>cheska and kiwi aren't getting back together
why live

>>5319847
>wanting kiwi to be oppressed by cheska again

>>5319852
>not wanting to be oppressed by cheska
sophie is one lucky girl.

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>>5319847
>implying that's cheska
can you just stop pls thanks

>>5319856
Sophie going to get keked

>>5319858
slap me with your large tinkler.

>>5319861
the keker becomes the keked

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ok i'm going away from the thread now there's too much attention on me
sayonara

>>5319866
YOU'LL NEVER FIND LOVE BY HIDING AWAY KIWI!

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>>5319679
But seriously, how do I into fitness without being super masculine looking? Is there any workout lists for gaining like actual strength while still passing or is it like 100% gonna ruin my chances at passing stealth? I can't seem to find any guides on google. I don't want those baby five minute fat camp crap I keep finding, I'm training for military service and all. Am I doomed? Or does hormone magic work it's charms here?

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>cheska still gets talked about here
I wonder when they'll stop talking about ol' boogie

>>5319556
i-isn't that everyone?

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If I die I want y'all to know I love some of you very much. And the others who know who they are fucking annoy me but you'll find your way and everything will be great ok bye

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>>5319870
Never. You'll always be in my heart booger.

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I feel really terrible and body sweating all over

also lonely but nobody wants to comfort me ;~;

pic unrelated

>>5319891
i love you

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good morning mtfg

i have work soon ;~;

how is everyone rn???

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>>5319908
morning kit
thingken of boys
hru?

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>>5319908
Rather postive for some reason
and you?

>>5319895
... no u don't...

>>5319908
ohai kit, ur up super late...

>>5319870
what is that comic meant to represent? are you the girl or the guy?

>>5319909
umm im ok i guess. im good just not looking forward to work i think ;~;

i also woke up thinking about boys ._.

>>5319910
i have no reason to complain or anything just i think i overslept a bit or something and yeah. im glad you are happy tho


>>5319912
umaru <3 ;~;

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everyone post favorite late night chill music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k46Ow0d96cc

i'm so cold even though i have two layers on and one's a big sweatshirt
bury me with my spiro

>>5319873
Are you okay D:

>>5319924
Kiwi are you back and ready to accept being my gf?

>>5319873
Be safe Edie

>>5319937
pls anon stop for real

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>>5319924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoPqr9VhIh8

>>5319945
No.

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>>5319953
y u do dis

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>>5319957
Because you will accept my love.

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>>5319961
i don't know you though

>>5319873
>>5319930
Oh wait you're on a plane, you'll be fine ^~^ just relax, and enjoy wherever you're going

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>>5319962
Soon.

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>>5319971
now i'm scared
pls don't hurt me

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>>5319924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jnNrliOuKI

Hello everybody. What's going on in h.... Oh.

>>5319923
don't cry kit, ur a happy girl

>>5319979
hi jormy how are u lately???

ur such a viking girl...

>>5319985
hurt all over

>>5319920
the girl is a guy
it's a good comic. I just couldn't find a better pic.

>>5319989
Fritz fargo is pretty GOAT Tbqh.
I just wish the author would go back the drawing fritz as a 21 yr old, grungy, grimy rockstar and not some shota

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>>5320000
nice 0000's

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>>5319989
How are you doing boogz?

>>5319988
My muscles are aching from exercise. Never even used to have a problem with it. Also boob growth pains.
I'm feeling the feels.

Tfw I'm sitting around at work when I'm supposed to be working. Don't tell my managers.

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>tfw can't find a video tutorial on tucking

>>5320031
>place dangler between legs
>close legs

i want to cuddle with a qt femboy to be desu

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>>5320009
It was a pretty neat get huh?

Someone post Kit's skype please

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>>5320038
ye
galo sengen

>>5320031
They're easy to find tho, heres one https://vimeo.com/95701148

>>5319988
>hurt all over
you need one of those vibrating chairs that numbs everything
and a bowl of chicken soup with dumplings

>>5320031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzp9tbedh7Q

>>5320050
Dumplings are amazing.

>>5320052
Move Elanna up a tier or two and this is actually really accurate. Whered they great pic of Sophie come from?

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>>5320052
really?
you're going to use a picture of me pre-hrt for a trans chart
just let out the biggest sigh in the world rn

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>>5320052
>next to elanna
Could be worse

>>5320052
>sophie and cheska in the top two tiers
>kiwi in meh tier
trip on cheska/sophie

>>5320066
Strike that. Rawr goes down a few. Faye/Caddy go up one and then its surprisingly accurate.

i want to hug someone really really really badly where do you find people to hug

>>5320052
I'm in the wrong tier, I need to be lower

>>5320066
Elanna is right where she belongs. Hon4life

>>5320052
Post one without the hats so I can fix your terrible taste.

>>5320052
Is that bexe?

>>5320052
lmao who makes these
i'm impressed by the work that goes into it

>>5320052
>mfw people said jocelyn was passable

>>5320052
>uses worst picture I've posted in months
okay

>>5320052
that picture of edgar just gets me every time

>>5320050
no ty

>>5320068
oh is elanna ur new gf now???? lol

>>5320073
I wish I knew, nobody wants me

>>5320079
elanna is a very nice and pretty girl imho

>>5320095
I know right? They did that to me too, I don't even wear glasses anymore. This chart is rigged

>>5320067
Youve never posted anything better.

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>>5320106
anything is better, just pls don't use that

>>5320098
>no ty
whatever

>>5320098
>nobody wants me
you have had two girlfriends here
stop being dumb, you're pretty and nice and cute.
I can't get any better than people thinking I'm a creepy hon, and its not like anyone is wrong.
that's all I am and all I'll ever be.

>>5320103
>tfw mtfg says I pass but I don't feel like I do.

>>5320052
This tier list is cruel and unusual and it's great, seriously, you girls are just fucking mean I love it
>>5320042
Galo sengen has been and will be my jam for years to come.
The whole asian rap/hip-hop scene is pretty neat at the moment

>>5320108
I need frontal shots.

>>5320108
You look better with make-up desu

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>>5320121
don't tell anyone about those pictures kuppy pls

>>5320108
>implying rapey face here even looks like this irl

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>>5320117
>tfw hugboxxed on mtfg and irl

>>5320052
booger looked so happy. :(

>>5320052
Why is Kit never in these lists, what does she look like?

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>>5320129
I'm pretty sure she hasn't posted pictures, and she just started hrt recently

>>5320129
They say kit looked like bexe but darker hair

>>5320131
But she has shared pics just not here

>>5320129
She has long brown hair and a black blob for a face

>>5320131
She hasnt started hrt yet

>>5320135
>kit looks like bexe
>bexe looks like me
>me looks like brad and sonic
How deep does it go? Maybe mtfg is all one person

>>5320148
Confirmed that I am Jormy.

>>5320115
no ur wrong about all of that desu

>>5320124
well ppl irl and here want to kiss u so it must be cos they think ur pretty..

>>5320129
kit is nice

>>5320148
well if everybody has the same bangs it will look suspicious

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>booger is busy over in gaygen
I guess this crush was never meant to be. Oh well.

>>5320155
>no ur wrong about all of that desu
probably, there's nothing that I'm never not right about
everyone reminds me of that fact all the time, while reminding me I'll never look female and telling me I can't ever kill myself because reasons

so I'm sorry for trying to talk to you, again.

>>5320052
So which trip is it that you think makes these?

tfw you feel feminine and like a girl and stuff and your really happy

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>tfw cis lesgen is agp

I think this proves being agp is only weird if you're straight

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>>5320162
pls stop tring to guilt me or pressure me into things when I already feel terrible and know I'm a grose ugly hon nobody wants and just vomitted up the contents of my stomach ty

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I'm really fucking happy all of a sudden, /mtfg/, and I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm getting my final PC parts in a few days.

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>>5320167
i checked the archive but didn't know what to search
found this from june tho

>>5320052
I don't even look like I'm trying compared to most people on this list, hopefully it's just my bad haircut right now

Did any of you go through denial? How did you deny the way you felt? I don't want to be in denial and not realize it.

>>5320052
at least use a more updated picture, my face has changed from a month ago. at least use Aife's picture of her since she started HRT. jesus christ, this vendetta, it's very calculated and masculine

>>5320167
someone very sad who i pity immensely

>>5320185
>muffins the anglequeen
>attractive
She gets misgendered irl tbqh

>>5320171
>kayla caught being an attention whore
kek

>>5320197
she gave that trip away a long time ago, its #penis

>>5320181
I'm not trying to guilt you into anything
all I was trying to do was to talk to you, then I complimented you and now you've vomited.
which is exactly what happens when I try to help, all I am is a gorilla with good intentions.

> tfw dad is the phone right now trying to explain to my 85 and 88 yo grandparents what a tranny is.
Fucking kill me senpai.

>>5320201
oh... I wonder if lilly's is #muff

... >.>;;

>>5320206
>dad is the phone
but who is phone?

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Rate my HRT progress ...

>>5320052
You made the small mistake of not putting adri directly on top of me desu

>>5320209
Lmao. Thankyou for cheering me up.

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>>5320206
Good luck Shell, hope they take it well.

>>5320187
I denied that anyone could just be trans, it was like playing monopoly and just denying you could take $200 when you pass go, like I deleted the rules from my head, it was like waking up from the matrix and learning the world was a lie when I talked to normal trans girls who weren't 60 year old fetishists or twinky gay drag queens

>>5320214
Hrt did nothing

>>5319686
I ate kebab yesterday, does that count?
it was delicious :3

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>>5320234

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>>5320237
Kebab must be removed from this premises

>willy gets hard
>stabby pain near the head
w-why
help

>>5320148
Kit actually looks a lot like you jormy

>>5320238
But you don't look like you'll have a hard time passing

>>5320227
They actually took it really well :)

>>5320258
I was two years on HRT.

>>5320263
I'm glad for you

>>5320248
Poor kit ;~; I haven't seen her face

>>5320265
You look like you pass in pic
Do you pass irl?

>>5320263
my granma said she nderstands cos her aging body doesn't feel like her own anymore and she feels upset about it... old ppl are kinda better than parents imho

glad it went well

>>5320273
>Do you pass irl?
No

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I have no idea what happened.

I just finished work for the day! \owo/

>>5320278
You have excellent shoulders and fem face, what are you doing wrong?

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>>5320052
Aren't there new trips
what about peach

>>5320266
>>5320275
Thanks!
I'm so happy, I was really worried about them.

>>5320272
shush kit is nice, did u talk to boy again yet??

>>5320279
w-wow tis is scary... what are u doing??!!

>>5320290
g-good!!

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>>5320284
The photos can not see all the flaws of the face. But even photographs show that HRT has changed little.

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>>5320298

>>5320279
Send them all to Room 101

>>5320291
Why do you talk like a retard?
I was reading through the archives and you used to talk normally. It wasn't until elfginger that you started talking like a retard.

>>5320298
Wait, are you the anon that was incessantly complaining that two years of hrt did nothing?

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commented on a KFC australia thing on their facebook page about a new burger being a returning legend, I posted "the only returning legend would be a colonel burger which has been absent for thirteen years" as the colonel burger was a childhood favourite/treat.
it got quite a few likes, until one guy liked it and said "men like you deserve a cookie"

I don't pass at all, never did. never will
I'm just a joke of a human being.

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>>5320285
Anon please no
I wouldn't even place on the scoreboard

>>5320279
looks like they rioted because you didn't feed them

>>5320317
Lose weight, wear make-up and put in more effort.

>>5320317
Aren't you all?

>>5320322
>feeding prisoners
Norway pls, that's not how they do it in America.

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>>5320192
It's a /mtfg/ tradition

>>5320329
dang that anon is cute

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>yfw imagining potc and noelle kissing

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>>5320324
you can't polish a turd

>>5320052
>>5320185
>>5320329
In all of these there are people who pass less in the "Good" tier than some in the "Okay" tier.

>>5320336
I legitimately think that you losing weight (like down to my level) and then gaining some of it back would make you look a lot better, and significantly younger even. It'd make the fat be in better places and you'd have less excess, which can often make you look older in the face
food for thought

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Man
I should really get a good photo of me with makeup on, with me trying to look pretty
maybe I'd pass then
if only I had a single second of privacy in this triple-roommate-nightmare suite

Would people be interested if I compiled a more complete guide, compiling all the stuff that's in the OP into a big document that looks pretty and shit?

>>5319743
I started busting up when she said her favorite game is Dark Souls right after saying she likes pizza

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>tfw nobody even wants to talk to u
>tfw nobody wants to be ur friend
>tfw nobody wants u around

>>5320356
>tfw you scare everyone you care about away

>>5320340
just losing weight isn't as simple as saying it
its fucking hard, and I am losing weight for the record.
I have lost 15kg and I still weigh twice most people here.
I could lose another thirty and people would still tell me to just lose weight as though that will fix my ugly face or hairline or ruined skin masculine frame or lack of knowledge of anything let alone trying to pretend to be a girl socially because I repressed that hard that any instincts I may have had when I was a teenager are long dead.

>>5320356
nobody important anyway

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>>5320356
iktf

why do some have (rip) under their name, may i ask?

what did you crackheads do?

goodnight, I'm off to turn 32
with luck I'll die from a heart attack for being a fat

>>5320359
>nobody important anyway
worded that poorly as a cherry on top.
I meant I do but I'm not important

How are girls in porn able to get their penises hard and ejaculate?

>>5320371
viagra

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>>5320363
I'm your friend ;~;

>>5320372
That's kinda gross desu.

>>5320356
ill be ur friend

>>5320359
woah there
I was just suggesting that you lose weight because it'd help you pass. I believe that you're trying. You aren't in /horrific/ shape, there's still hope. Sure, it's not great, but it could be worse.
You'll get there, eventually. Your hairline isn't that bad. Your skin isn't that bad. Your frame isn't great, but I know of a few cis girls with a similar body shape.
It's bad, but it could be worse, and there's still hope. The fact that you've lost weight proves that you can continue to lose it, and as you lose it you'll look better.

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>>5320371
If you keep using it it doesn't go away

>>5320365
They left because they couldn't tolerate the shit that goes on here.

>>5320365
Killed them
Stole their tittle skittles
Ate their girltinklers to absorb their power

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>>5320374
you are my friend kuppy
i'm just getting lonely feels tonight

>>5320383
Oh I see

>>5320379
>If you keep using it it doesn't go away
Oh...

How can they stand to keep using it though? Maybe they are all AGP and AGP don't have any problem using their tinklers?

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Yaaay finally home from school!
It is so exhausting to go out there and do your boymode in clothes that make you feel so ugh.
and like to deal with the fact that everyone treats you and sees you as more or less of a guy and such.
Oh yup and like the fact that you got c boobs under your loose shirt doesnt help because everyone thinks you are a fat man or stuff .__.

>really getting into gw2 again
>want to get the ultimate edition of the xpac
>don't want to spend 80 quid
>tfw

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>>5320385
I dunno
Personally, it doesn't cause my any distress
my main issues are face, shoulders, hips, and boobs
and height
and voice
and everything else
[spoiler];-;[/spoiler]

I wish there was a way to tell if you're gonna make it or not
I never know if other people are just hugboxing or what

>>5320356
I think it's because nobody knew it was the real you or a troll.

>>5320386
Why not go in girlmode? It sounds like you'd be happier that way.

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>>5320393
>why not go girlmode she says
>it'll make you happier she says

>>5320380
>>5320382

ufufu is a literal delight. you are all going to hell.

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>yfw estradiol is literally the blue pill

>tfw you're a girl now
im so happy

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>tfw can't stop smelling armpits because my body odor smells so good
am I AGP?

>>5320412
>no body odor
am I gril?

>>5320399
Well have you tried it?

>>5320412
Do you get hard when you put on a pair of panties?

>>5320421
oh yes
a feminine bulge is veeeery sexy

>>5320418
I don't really want to until I get at least some electrolysis done otherwise I feel like my overt beard/beard shadow would put my efforts to waste

>>5320423
If you love the smell of your girly body oder and you get hard when you put on panties you might be AGP. Sorry.

>>5320424
There are low budget methods to have a smooth face for a bit. If you're getting a 5 o'clock shadow though then you need more skittles and time.

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I still cant get over the fact that my 2nd favorite class is played by depraved sluts that make healers out to be like skanks.

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>>5320431
I hardly have any hair on my face it's mostly on my neck and chin this picture is like 3 years old but it best illustrates where the hair grows

It's nowhere near this bad but still it bothers me

>>5320436
embrace the slut desu
dick is just fantastic

>>5320446
I like playing cleric in the real way, I usually play as a zealous male cleric that preaches about some obscure god and tries to use the charisma to convert people in addition to the obvious party healing during combat and after.

Wanted to play a qt elf cleric but after last nights revelation I'd feel dirty playing it like that, goddamnit you guys get into the virtual shoes of a grill character and the first thing you do is suck all the dicks, that's not how you woman goddamnit.

>>5319924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83NQ6_aUc8I
Also sup faggots, i just got back from work and i didnt go to bed last night ama

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>tfw nobody will ever love you and you will never have long term meaningful relationships because you scare everyone away.
>tfw no matter how many times people tell you you pass and are cute you will never actually believe them and can only view yourself negatively, and whenever you show any positive thoughts towards yourself at all people get angry at you
>tfw your only friend is literally some homeless girl you've seen on the bus a few times and smoked with once.
g-goodnight /mtfg/...

>>5320455
You should try and achieve some things that are realistically possible if everything else seems hopeless and be content with achieving that before you die, because life is pretty shit so you better get used to it.

>>5320450
What geimu are you talking about?

>>5320461
Healing in general (Vidya/Tabletop etc).
And I was talking about DnD but I cant play a qt elf cleric there cause I'm a fucking dude and this aint online where everyone hides behind a screen. I just wanna play a grille to add some diversity to the fucking sausage fest but if I cant roleplay it out then why bother, I just run with standard old religious guy cleric type.

>>5320185
Dating those pics just shows what HRT does

>7 years HRT
Ufufu
>5 years HRT
Kuroneko
>3 years HRT
Dollface, Frenchfry, Brad, Haato, EVSerris, muffins, Fimulvet
>2 years HRT
Mooffzz, Medusa, Angie, Kim, Anna, Peeps, Trashy
>1 year HRT
Sage, Watashi, Tomokofag, Sonic, Rawr, Moko, 7, PotC
>less than 1 year HRT
Alice, Skuld, Shannon
>No HRT
Riker, Kira

Well it was windy on the way home. It kept whipping my hair back and forth.

>>5320377
so what? trannies are grosser.

>>5320502
britbong?

>>5320474
>I just wanna play a grille

FUTURE GIRL
U
T
U
R
E

G
I
R
L

>>5320508
saying britbong is offensive, and it triggered me. please refrain from using that slur in what is supposed to be a safe space.

>>5320516
fuck you anon, im a britbong too, its like when black people call each other nigga

>>5320185
>stephen king
>attractive
gee wonder who made that one

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>>5320518
hows your part of the island?

>>5320522
i live in the midlands bruv, its practically a wasteland here, i miss the south east

Going to get my clitoral hood repaired today. Kyaa! My fanny will look like it should finally.

>>5320511
makes sense if you realize you'll never be one in real life.

>>5320516
fuck off. the queen would not approve.

>>5320525
I might move further South

>>5320511
Lolno, I just like to roleplay and get mad dicerolls with the bros. And you do know genderbending has been a common fantasy with just about everyone for fucking ever, fantasy being the keyword here.

I get you're a special snowflake and all but thinking about being the opposite gender isn't something transpeople do exclusively, you're just the only ones who also feel like the other gender, the big fucking difference.

I know what I am, but I'd just like to be able to play a grille once, is that too much to ask?

>>5320525
God Save the Queen desu

>>5320531
My old place was the shit, literally a 2 min walk from the town centre and the beach, summers consisted of cooking food on the beach with disposable bbq's and drinking loads of booze, i miss that life :_:

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So we crashed in Georgia.
And by crashed I mean landed safely and I have a layover for 4 hours. I'm gonna be so bored wtf is there to do in Atlanta?

>>5320561
sounds good.. ._.

>>5320564
should have went with Quantas

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I guess now is my time to attention whore, or contribute to the endless drama, or something.

>1 year, 2 months and I look like this
kill me

>>5320597
Jeeze is there anyone from tassie who doesn't have a trip yet?

>>5320604
maybe tammie and.. dont know about quinn..hhmm...

>>5320604
>>5320607
ausfags please

>tfw shrink doesn't believe I'm trans because I don't want to come out yet because I look like a disgusting hon
Well, I'm starting to doubt considering how much that affected me.

>>5320564
F U C C B O I S

>>5320614
iktf

why haven't you converted to transbianism yet?

>>5320636
go outside

>>5320636
Whats the point of being a girl if youre gonna date girls anyways.
No penor to penetrate with after that.

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>>5320636
Because hot guys thats why.

>>5320640
but I'm outside right now
>>5320642
I'm not getting srs ever
>>5320645
-vomits internally-

>>5320636
hrt made me senpai, it's not my fault~!
I-I used to like boys~!

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>>5320645
>elfs brothers look super masc
>elf looks super fem
Elf confirmed cis?

>>5320650
alone?

>>5320636
I am trying to convert a trip but it's not working

>>5320650
>I'm not getting srs ever
Well that makes sense I guess, more than the other alternative at least.

Good luck finding a cis girl into that tho, women are boring and uncreative as fuck when it comes to sex. Men have to teach em everything, most women get their fetishes from the men that have talked them into it, they're unimaginative as fuck.

>>5320654
no I'm with someone
>>5320657
>good luck finding a girl into that

you'd be surprised dude, chicks seem to dig traps. I've been with a few

>>5320662
thats always good..

>>5320653
>Elf confirmed cis?
Takes one to know one.

>>5320656
Kit?
I think half the transbians here are working on her.

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>>5320657
Speaking for women again Cartman?

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>>5320666
nice trips m8

>>5320653
>tfw my brother is 6 inches taller than me

>>5320664
Why won't she turn gay ;-;

>>5320662
>chicks seem to dig traps. I've been with a few
Yeah but there's always a bunch of progressive leftists around ready to take the first oppressed penis to come around.

>>5320666
Go away lucifer, I know my shit.

>>5320653
do you really have over 500 confused anime girl images

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>>5320664
Pls I'm not cis, look how much I had to cover up

>>5320663
ye

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>>5320684
Oh my

>you will never kissu Jörmy's tummy

>>5320621

I couldn't even if I wanted to, I look like such a mess rn lmfao!! I'm very like don't touch or talk to me

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>>5320636
Because I need a strong boy who isn't afraid to touch the cow.

>tfw sex drive is currently dead but cuddlelust in rampant

>>5320684
wew lad
>>5320691
iktf :(

>>5320681
do you know what she looks like?

I WANT TO KISSU JORMYS TUMMY


>>5320682
I've never been with an SJ, every girl I've been with i met on 4chan sans one but she happened to be a channer anyways

>>5320698
I have seen a picture but her face was blacked out ;-;

>>5320699
What kind of "girl" are we talking about here anyways.
And I'm not surprised the femanons on 4chan would be down to fuck, they camwhore for attention so it's not really a surprise.

And 4chan isn't what it used to be, especially this fucking board where most of you fucking browse reddit.

/lgbt/ is literally the least 4chan board, but 4chan as a whole is just shit recently so I dont really care anymore, it had its time.

>>5320702
so you're in love with an idea?

>>5320710
you browse reddit from time to time mate cmon, i wont tell anyone i promise

what the fuck is reddit

>>5320710
a girl that was born with a vagina

these weren't hook ups, these were actual relationships

nobody I've ever dated has been a redditor

I've dated like three transgirls I think but I'm talking about cis girls rn

>>5320712
I don't care what she looks like desu but I have a good enough idea

>>5320718
Nah but I made a troll account once and got this transgirl really butthurt, kek, also shitposted around some SJW but leddit is so self moderated that every board or whatever the fuck its called are just a autocracy by the owner and his mods.

There aint no free speech on leddit, no anonymity, UI is all fucked and an upvote system that allows people to circlejerk.

Fuck that shit, the biggest problem by far isn't even leddit but the people who use. Bunch of cancerous leftists.

>>5320721
OK m8

>>5320722
does she look like an anime?

Any Australians here?
Is there a way I can get my Doctor to proscribe me HRT?

Isn't there like a law where you can consent to medical stuff at a certain age, meaning you can request to start Treatment on stuff earlier?

>>5320734
What state are you in? Perth apparently has informed consent, NSW doesn't, but its pretty easy to get a psych to sign you off

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>i'm sitting in the lounge room
>my entire immediate family is present
>they are talking about inheritance
>i'm just reading a book - but listening (i can't help it)
>"i think we'll leave the house to anon"
>they all seem in agreement
>"w-why?"
>"you are the least likely to be married"
>"wh-wh-what?"
>"well, your brothers will have wives and children and will leave the nest. i can't see you moving out in a hurry"
>"you just don't seem all that keen to find a houseband"
>mfw

>>5320731
Yes

>>5320738
NSW, and how?

I am also going to Queensland for Therapy if that makes any difference.

>>5320741

>leaving the house to an MTF

sounds like your parents really have it together

at least they didnt expect you to get a wife

>>5320746
Where abouts in NSW? If you ask your GP you should be able to get a referral to a psychiatrist, then you just need to find one whos good with trans people. How come you're going to queensland for therapy though?

It's weirding me the fuck out that everyone calls me ma'am and miss etc when I look like total shit. Whenever this shit happens to me I'm like "so basically everyone is lying." I never really left my house without makeup till this year I'm really not used to this at all I'm like u must be mistaken I look like a man

>>5320752
Cause my Psychiatrist is in Queensland.

And I don't live in a place that has Therapy, the other cities that do around me are the same length from my place to Brisbane (where we go to) so might as well go to Brisbane.

>>5320760
I'm not sure about Queensland, sorry. Sheen lives there though, you could ask her tomorrow

>>5320759
>so basically everyone is lying
Because one half is trying to look progressive and the other dont want shit from the "progressive" people for not being tolerant and open.

>>5320763
What do you mean tho by it's easy to get a psych to sign me off?

>>5320759
you don't though lol

I've never worn make up and I get mam'd and miss'd since last year

nobody is lying to you they just see you as a girl because you look like one

the world isn't a hug box, mtfg may be, but the actual outside world will 99% of the time refer to you by what you look like (even if straight up told that you are biologically male)