/mtfg/ - Official merch edition

First for boredom.

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>tfw no dragon dildo

I just took off a really frilly dress+stockings and other than my hair being boy hair, I looked cute as hell in it.

>>5318598
Okie. I just tried to access the partition Thai my cost is on, but I can't for some reason. I need to look into it.

>>5318632
Pls no bully ;-;
>my actual cost for everything is over 15gb

>>5318639
>>5318596

See Cartman its just healing in general :3 Best role IMO.

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>tfw no rainbow thigh-highs and pizza shirt and cock hat

You should kill yourself if any of the following statements is true for you:

>I own rainbow coloured high socks

>I own a dragon dildo

>I order pizza more than twice each week

>>5318645
I fucking hate autocorrect

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GET IN THE OVENS
ITS COLD THIS WINTER

>>5318649
I made that image over a month ago, you've had plenty of time to collect the appropriate gear.

>>5318655
But I'm not jewish!

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>>5318618
B-bexe I...

>>5318617
Australia does seem like it takes a while to get the ball rolling, self-medding is definitely a good option for the meantime.

>>5318612
>tfw no demon to sacrifice virgins to to be cis

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>>5318643
>tfw never even touched a dildo

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>>5318659
GOOD 14/88

>>5318648
>Best role IMO.
I just wanna heal tho and not suck dick, fucking depraved sluts tainting the reputation of the class.

>>5318661

Sure is kids born in the 90's in here

Jesus Christ no wonder you children think you are girls

lmao

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>tfw bad at healing
>tfw healsluts are a diamond dozen in DOMO and no one bothers to bully them
#s-solo d-dps

>>5318661
>tfw got my first dildo friday but haven't tried it out yet cause dysphoric and been upset all weekend
y-yay

>>5318661
I think I touched my friend's hitachi but thats about it
>tfw 2 pure 4 lyfe

>>5318655
>TFW stick heat in oven
>tfw hair starts to catch fire before you die
>tfw you dont want scalp burns to end you
rip
or rather...i guess i wont be rip'ing
>>5318667
1987 here

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>>5318660
y-you what, elanna?

>>5318656
what good is the gear without an esports team to run it as a uniform ;_;

>>5318675
we missed the canada cup qualifiers ;_;
a week left till roster freeze, better get recruiting

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>Go to buy TESO off their site
>Says theres a billing info error when I go to check out, double check and try again but still didnt go through
>Check my bank account and they still had no problem charging me both times
This is what I get for going against my better judgement and trying to buy this game. Now I've been charged TWICE and still no game and also I have to fucking make sure I get my money back now. FUCK.

>>5318643
That feel I want a chance but that thing would split me in half or render me useless to men.

>>5318651
Well shit two out of three brb watching bleach.


>>5318631
Kayla dnd is amazing it's far superior to vidya in my own opinion. Basically you create your own story and character and have fun or if your dm is a douche mind shattering adventures.

There isn't ever any lewd other than the usual seducing a dragon, orc, or petty thief. Or if your like me and play a sadomaschochistic dark elf who whips her foes into submission and makes her adventuring partner/ slaves pose as furniture to rest your thick silky ass on after seducing a warlock..okay fuck it can be lewd

>>5318643
Do you want one because you have a fetish for dragons or because you want a big dildo?

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Anyone else into health food here?

>>5318665
something tells me you just want to be bullied for liking the healer role.
post lips and maybe i'll think about taking you on as my healer bitch.

le ebin repost

>>5318565
the fact I have one of the manliest faces of any current regular trip aside, let me help you out

>height: 5 foot 10
>weight: ~167 lb
>shoulders: 19.5 inches
>overbust: 42 inches
>underbust: 38 inches
>waist: 32 inches
>hips: 38 inches
if it wasn't for my muscle disorder I'd be built like a brick shithouse, like my dad, I'm wide as all fuck and have one of the manliest faces/bodies on here aside from a nice ass and very slight hips

>>5318524
it astounds me how little people know about abusive families and relationships, people like this, or kayla's mother, or my dad, are friends with all the local authorities and can manipulate their reputations in their own favour even without consciously realising they're doing it. My dad's friends with my GP, some local police officers, the local council (which he also used to be a member of), all the school governers, all my friends' parents (same goes for my sister, this isn't just my problem), and all the business-owners who run shops and stuff in our village. It's practically impossible to do or say anything without him finding out and my mum can't turn to anybody for help because everybody knows him as a totally different person who they're best friends with and he makes her look bad in front of them, so they'd always side with him. People like this get away with it for so long for a reason; they're incredibly good at what they do.

>>5318600
when I was fatter I'd agree but the rest of my body is starting to get positively bony and they're pretty inexcusable now when I have my shirt off, I agree they're not too bad with shirt on atm and I can just say it's pretty mild moobs, but my point is how *quick* they're growing. They've been getting bigger at a continuous rate since about 4 days into estrogen. It's another 3 weeks til I go back home for xmas. If they've kept on growing at the same rate then my then they'll be proper A-cups already.

>>5318643
wtf why not??

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xth for Elanna is my big sister and I love her and I'm glad she's posting again.

>>5318665
That only matters if you're insecure about your seuality!~

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>>5318690
Is mayonnaise a health food?

I just want to die

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>>5318651
Rainbow socks not my jam, prefer black and white stripes.

Browsing bad dragon right now since it'll be like 5 years until I can get laid, bored of my old toy.

I wish I had a good pizzeria I'd prolly order pizza too to get curves.

>>5318699
sexuality.

>>5318690
Steak

Headed to bed. Goodnight <3

>>5318661
>tfw my dildos are the remains of my drunken escapades ie bottles I also have a butt plug but I want another dildo a big black one.

>>5318695
yeah my step dad was like that. good thing he didn't have his hands in TOO many pockets because my mom was able to get away from him finally. ;~;
Divorce was a couple weeks ago.
Never get married,girls.

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>>5318700
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefir

I've been making them for a couple of months now. Amazing stuff.

>>5318688
I want one to take maymay pics with it and my anime figures. Most look pretty uncomfortable desu

>>5318691
b-but booger I want to be your heal slut ;~;

>>5318665
can someone post the dick sucking copypasta?

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>>5318705
Well, it [i]is[/i] about carrying yourself with confidence. ;)

>>5318710
Oh shit parents divorced last week? That's rough boogs, I'm sorry to hear. I hope you've been alright? Mine split up end of high school and it didnt really even sink in for about 6 months. If you need to chat feel free to readd me or w/e.

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>>5318690
>tfw mostly gluten free soy milk drinking scum here
I blame my mom

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>>5318627
>dragon dildos
>wanting to have anal problems for the rest of your life
>not just getting a Doc Johnson 7 inch suction cup life like dill will balls to pleasure yourself on

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>>5318719
YOu say sommit wrong with STEAK senpai?!?

>>5318725
Doc Johnson 6in that I got sucks and isn't nearly enough... o.o wtf you talkin bout.

dat feel when female co-worker asks you for feminine products........... wtf

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>>5318698
;~; I'm glad to see you again too anon, I missed y'all, even if it was only a few days.

>>5318675
I-I might have been distracted in class today too .__.
(Oh and I don't know if I'll have time to game tonight, I'm pretty busy getting ready for a presentation tomorrow, but I'll probably be on Skype in a bit, at least briefly)

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>>5318695
I honestly dont know why I'm still going, why I'm still trying to lose weight
even once I lose the weight I'll still be a giant man, pic related its a 13" long ruler

>>5318691
>post lips and maybe i'll think about taking you on as my healer bitch.
ur an alpha now?
are you straight too?

>>5318729
>isn't nearly enough
naw, more than that is like going to blow out your anus

>>5318695
Thankfully I got away at the expense of my things and pets but oh well it's good to be free and not have to be a whore on the internet worried that I'm too ugly to even make half the rent. I hope Kayla gets away and I'm.glad you did Noelle abusive people are shit. I absolutely hate manipulative shits God knows why I always find them in my life I'm sorry bout your dad Noelle that sounds really shitty.

I am going to argue and say at least your not 5'11 broad shoulders no tits and a face that could cut glass like me good luck tho you are some some serious bewbage Congrats.

>>5318008
>>5318009
like here I was suppressing all this shit and you're all here T_T

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>>5318728
No no, I'm sure you're totally in proportion. ;)

>>5318720
My parents divorced when i was 7. My mom was in an abusive relationship with my step dad from like then on until now. So this divorce is nothing but good news.
And thanks for your concern. I think a lot of mtfs have messed up family situations and childhoods. it's unfortunate. ;~;

>>5318714
how dedicated are you, healslut? i don't take on lousy amateur sluts like you unless they give me their all tbqh.

>>5318725
>only 7 inch
what are you, some kind of faggot?

>>5318732
it either means you pass or she's making fun of you, hopefully the former

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>>5318683
you me erin kit elanna, let's go

>>5318725
>read this post
>think "trip on kayla"
>read name
>it's kayla

>>5318736
jupiter you shouldn't be able to type posts. i want you cuffed and collared and on your knees like a good mtf waifu.

>>5318732
Told you you pass and yes I have told you this a godamn thousand times over.

>>5318747
i'd load up dota for that

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Whats going on in this threa... oh.

>>5318739
Are you kidding?

>>5318741
What do you mean? What's wrong? Should I not be here?

>>5318744
I'm glad its a good divorce and not a bad, but yeah, childhood shit is way too common in these groups =( Sorry to hear senpai but it sounds like at leats you have a good handle on things with that :D

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>>5318742
ye im alrite desu

>>5318684
sorry that happened. also god tier taste in anime. ergo proxy is my favorite animu.

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>tfw I might have a new daddy

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>>5318749
......
well i have a masc husband so......you'd have to fight me for him
rip booger

>>5318753
same desu

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>>5318733
i don't want to be the reason you fail something big, don't worry about it, at least we'll get to talk a bit :3

>>5318758
>masc husband
s-since when ;~;

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Fuck you guys you ruined healer for me, I'm gonna get fucking baked now until I pass out you goddamn assholes.

>>5318744
I wish I could be a heal slut but after seeing my face I doubt you'd want that. I'm a blow job expert made a guy cum in five minutes once no he does not premature ejaculate I'm just that good why would a hun have this ability one answer the world is a dick.

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>>5318755
Your stretchmarks will tell the story of your motherhood.

so this mtf friend I met from /lgbt/ just killed herself

I don't even know what to do

>>5318765
you're so closeted. it's really cute. when you get over this denial come see me for your daily dose of titty skittles. you can take them off my dick with those healslut lips of yours.

>>5318765
Have fun choking down those thick health bars.

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>>5318761
since you didn't put a ring on it

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>>5318754
n-no, I just meant me suppressing myself, I'm new here but I already love all of you

>>5318769
google turns up nothing. dafuq is that?

>>5318771
>>5318772
You guys ruining everything you touch, youve made a mockery out of a noble and respected class.

I'm out.

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>>5318747
Why is there so much dotaxumaru stuff?

>>5318770
honestly this happens more than you would think. you're going to have to learn that life goes on. it's tough.

>>5318773
you used to you used to you used to you used to call me on your cell phone. late night when you need my love...

>>5318778
girls have always played healers
healers have always been sluts

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>>5318769
Why would I stretch its not full of calories or anything :^) There is no such thing as healthy foods just a healthy little balance

>>5318776
Lab orchid culturing process.

>>5318725
Not thirteen inch so you can perfect your healing technique so that the tanks and wartiors in your unit who are of orkish or minotuar decent get rezed by your skill ful mastery of fellati-er I mean health restoration.

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>>5318780
i don't know, but it's perfect and i love it

>>5318778
see you tomorrow cutie

>>5318770
>implying more trannys killing themselves isn't a good thing

>>5318740
yeah I'm getting lucky with the boobs though nobody seems to be answering my question as to whether it's a good thing necessarily that I'm developing this fast

look at my measurements though, I AM those other things you listed, have you seen my pics?

and yeah living in a small town doesn't help, nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide, me and my mum both have tried running out the house and down the street to escape fights and stuff in the house sometimes but my dad could catch up with us in seconds in his van because there were only two roads to check and you can see right down them 'cause countryside, nothing in the way

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>tfw no alpha tank to keep me in their pocket

>>5318778
i love bratty sluts like you. i'll train you good healslut.

>tfw u start to have a panic attack in the middle of your jog and have to go back to your apartment and step out onto the balcony into the crisp night air so you can stop hyperventilating
cool thanks brain

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>>5318783
You're an idiot.

>>5318801
fuck i know these feels. ever had one while grocery shopping and you just leave the cart there and die in the parking lot?

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>tfw chicken

>>5318770
I'm really sorry anon. There's not a lot you can do anymore, just please don't let survivors guilt take root.

>>5318760
OK thanks for being understanding bexe, screw school ;~;

>>5318796
but where will you find pants that big??

>>5318774
:D Glad to hearrr and welcome, I hope the repression is gone? Or how are things then?

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>>5318804
ugh no that sounds awful. i don't think i've ever had one in public that i can think of, thankfully. i have ativan in my purse/bag always just in case

>>5318780
/d2g/ is a thing of memes

>>5318813
how did you get a script????? i can't get one to say my life and i am getting worse. no one around here will prescribe me and i think my anxiety is going to kill me one day.

>>5318778
I'm.sorry for this but this is pretty much the healer anthem

Get up, get up, get up, get up!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
Oh, baby now let's get down tonight
Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual healing baby, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that's good for me

>>5318806
and now I want pizza hut. thanks.

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>>5318821
you're welcome anon

>>5318819
save not say. omg just thinking about all of this is making me breathe heavy as fuck. fuck fuck fuck. i wish someone was here to hold me.

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hi Mtfg! Um I'm getting ready to get on my plane to go home tonight. I'll be on a plane for like 7 hours, then have a 4 hour layover and then another 2 hour flight. That part kind of blows.

On the brighter side I have an iPhone 6S Plus now and it's fucking everything. I'm obsessed with it. It's my favorite thing I've ever bought ;___;

Also I've been sexting my ex for 2 days straight because I'm really horny and I want to be fucked like a slut.

How are y'all doing? Give me updates I need the distraction

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>>5318781
Ever since you left the city I....Got a reputation for myself now...Everybody knows and you feel left out...Boy you got me down, you got me stressed out

j/k i'm actually a lesbian

>>5318832
>apple products
I think i've criticized you for this already, actually. nvm.

>>5318801
So shitty I hate brains minrike to terrify me on a daily basis when I feel like I'm completely trapped and all the voices of my Co workers blend together freaking me the fuck out to the point where I start sweating getting pains in my stomach and heart feels like it will explode. Who would have thought call center work is do stress full I need fucking xanex.

>>5318825
im sorry =((((( i have a psychiatrist. i would give you some if I could and give you a hug

>>5318832
>Also I've been sexting my ex for 2 days straight
>sexting my ex
but why would you do this
drive down here and pick me up and put me in your bag befor you go
thnx

>>5318835
>j/k i'm actually a lesbian
you and literally every other trip here now.
what the fuck happened.
it's like boy dick is out this season.

>>5318848
thanks maddiefu. i think i'm just going to try my best to cope for now and maybe reach out to other therapists and doctors when i go back to the city.

>>5318843
WTF IS MINRIEK LOL

mine terrifies me on a daily basis is what I meant.

>>5318843
Yeah I abused Xanax when I was at a call center.

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>>5318850
Too bad your boy dick isnt in me this season.

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Mfw it's all going to be okay.

>>5318850
add me back on skype: thinkingprincess

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>got to thinking lewd thoughts
>decided not to be a total puritan and ordered myself some qt vibes
tell me how vanilla I am again, I dare you

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>>5318850
>you and literally every other trip here now
I'm sorry boogs, I may have recently figured our that I was playing for the other team ;~;
Where do I turn in my TruTrans™ card?

>>5318867
You just posted your gt on /b/

>>5318867
hmm..

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>>5318850
WOW
i was joking, rude
you know that I like men, </3
i'm gonna have my masc husband step on you desu he's 6'5"
>>5318864
i'm already his e-gf gtfo

>>5318875
It's the only trap thread up right now

i havent talk to anybody today, how do i start ? i feel lonely

>>5318867
you are about as vanilla as your cute girl penis

>>5318874
maybe we can have a threesome instead?
if he's bi? i don't mind.

>>5318870
disappointing but it's whatever. jesus forgives you.

>>5318866
added

>>5318875
>deleted
for shame kayla.

>>5318882
don't do that

what's a cool dildo i can buy

>>5318867
kek, you have a prostate, not a G spot

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>>5318874
Pff fine. Hes not paying attention to me anyway.

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>>5318865
>mfw i didn't buy Fallout 4

>>5318888
Get the one I just bought, its rated high as fuck

>>5318884
>>5318878
I found it, its some fucker from here posting my pics again

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>>5318880
HI ANON
>>5318883
threesome?
hmmm i'll think about it, describe this threesome to me, how does it work, if we might all have dicks

http://strawpoll.me/6147040/

ANSWER THE STRAWPOLL

>>5318770
were they a trip?

>buying a $5 chinese dildo to stick in your asshole
nah

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>>5318891
thnx
i'm cuter is all thats why

>>5318895
ummm
>we both suck him off
>you suck me off while he fucks you
>he fucks you while fingering me maybe trades us off
lots of options, plenty of options surely.

>>5318861
I'm afraid too my center would drop me so fast I already have a Rep as a huge mother fucking stoner and that was bad enough. Stupid spoiled bitches like ew he smells like weed.

>>5318864
I want the witcher so bad.

>>5318880
Herro

>>5318735
Hon...

>>5318890
wut? I can hit my prostate with that dildo just fine, had something similar last year before I purged in summer to man up one last time.

>>5318894
why do people have dick pics of you in the first place kiddo

>>5318902
oh also we're all making out for sure. and cuddling after . i call middle spoon.

>>5318801
>tfw too aspergers for panic attacks
>tfw muscle condition means I get awful heart palpitations and end up wheezing from not getting enough oxygen as a result of the smallest nervousness, exertion or even excitement
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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lets play a game mtfg. do you think this girl is trans?
>>5318910
>heart palpitations
that's an awful, awful feel

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>>5318901
Naw. I'll let booger have his fun with the toys. The real deal will always be waiting.

>>5318900
the 5 dollar bullet vibe is for my um.. clit, I don't feel comfortable calling it that lol, also for my nipples because I can orgasm from just stimulating my nipples, as you have seen they are puffy swollen and sensitive as martian probes

>>5318892
>that feel I least I have new Vegas and rage to tide me over for now.

>>5318888
Onahole is all the rage senpai.

>>5318912
no, too confident
if she was mtf she'd be wearing two sweaters and sitting in a corner, hiding from the camera

>>5318908
guys taking advantage of me duh

>>5318912
not trans

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>>5318892
>giving Bethesda money

>>5318912
>wearing a dress like that with shoulders like that
Obviously, a cis girl would have some fashion sense :^)

>>5318891
>>5318914
how did i not see these. wtf i need to go to bed. ;~;
you sound so qt.

>>5318892
>tfw I pirated it and couldn't even play more than 10 hours before it just became too bad to endure.
good riddance.

http://strawpoll.me/6147744
http://strawpoll.me/6147744
http://strawpoll.me/6147744

>>5318912
Nope the shoulders are exposed everyone knows that is our only fatal weakness and we would never dare to expose such shoulders.

>>5318907
Teach me your ways I have given up on pleasuring my self since it always involves touching my defect.

>>5318905
I know

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I'm 20 and I still don't know how I feel about my gender. I'm masculine enough as it is, and every year I feel like the chance to be a pretty girl is escaping me.

I wish I could just make up my mind, I'm not happy as a man but I don't know feel like becoming a woman would make me anymore happy.

I'm so indecisive and confused, it's killing me.

>>5318919
>>5318922
>>5318934
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/3ux9uj/24_yo_mtf_post_op_intersex/

>>5318909>>5318902
middle????
but then you're all up on my man
idk about that

i guess that threesome sounds kool, as long as he finishes on/in me it's fine
>>5318914
omg rude
i suck a mean dick desu
idk if you can compete

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>>5318892
I limewired it and it felt like a fo3 expansion. Had fun with it for a few days and with enough tweaks looked almost pretty too

>>5318922
right.
>>5318933
you know, a month ago I would have said no, because I was hopeful we would turn a corner. But honestly, it's time to put down the dirt. mtfg is dead.

>>5318942
Get a therapist

>>5318914
Ricky I thought you were repulsed by dicks now

https://unsee.
cc/ginetado/

>nsfw: hon alert

>>5318895
>>5318904
hai

>>5318955
I wish I could afford one.

>>5318958
TRIP
ON
KIWI

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>>5318945
LITERALLY FUCKING END MY LIFE

>>5318965
how are you today

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>>5318972
>tfw will never pass
help

>>5318968
Get on spiro until you make up your mind, costs ~$25 a month

>>5318841

I mean I have a MacBook Pro and errything ;-; I love my apple products

>>5318849

I'm so horny. Literally all I want to do is feel his cock inside of me. I'm going INSANE I'm so turned on and I have no outlet for it. We're prob gonna be marathon fucking when I get home but I will take u wit me u can hide in the cupboard

>>5318923
>tried to give Bethesda money earlier tonight
>they charged me twice and gave me no video game
Where were you an hour ago to stop me?

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>>5318979
>Literally all I want to do is feel his cock inside of me.

>>5318979
gross edith. gross.

>>5318942
are you in college? you may have free counseling services.

are you in a decent sized city? check for lgbt resources

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>>5318445
21/F/UK

>>5318977
Why is passing so important to trannies?

Not only do you want to wear their clothes, you want people to mistake you for an actual woman?

Why? Will it make you happy?

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>>5318946
Suck all the dick you want. You'll never make him feel like a true alpha like I can.

>>5318942
>I'm so indecisive and confused, it's killing me.
yeah that was me, start hrt now like do it please, it never gets better living as a man

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>>5318978
I don't want to kill my dick. The only thing I can decide on is that I like having this thing and like having it working.

I love cock too much to ever want to lose mine.

Maybe that means I'm just a sexual frustrated fetishist.

>>5318989
why do you care?

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>>5318989
because i want to be seen as a girl not as a man wearing girl clothes and get a cute bf who is proud of me

>>5318992
>inaban
delete this. it stings me too much to even see her.

>>5318974
tired, i have been taking care of my mom and doing homework all day, you ?

>>5318965
How are things with you tonight anon Chan.

>>5318945
Fucking hell I just want to die being intersex would be a gift at this point I am so fucking jelly thanks for that off to bed before I say something I regret.

>>5318993
A psychological interest.

>>5318989
>Why is passing so important to trannies?
uh without passing, one cannot live a normal life

>Not only do you want to wear their clothes, you want people to mistake you for an actual woman?
fucking duh

Will it make you happy?
YES YES YES MORE THAN ANYTHING

>used to eat a fuckton, like I would order 2 footlongs, eat multiple bags of chips, eat tubs of icecream
>start hormones
>now feel barely any need to eat excessively like I used too

This is by no means a conscious effort on my part, I simply just don't eat as much. Is it possible I was overeating to help deal with my dysphoria and general depression?

>>5318992
Good news! It just kills your random/morning boners and makes it a tad more difficult to get hard, as well as most likely making you sterile. You could still stick your willy in stuff if you want.

>>5318979
well
okay
enjoy that marathon fuck i guess, just dont catch feelings or anything @__@
>>5318990
incorrect
i am an alpha female, and so dominating me will make him feel like the alpha male that he'll become just from me putting my mouth on his (future) alpha dick

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>>5318997

>>5319005
Yes.

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>>5318980
I am so, so sorry. Will they refund it?

>>5318989
>why is passing so important to trannies?
My secret fetish is to be able to prank my bros with a blowjob and I don't want it to be gay

>>5319009
could yall just post anime girls i don't give a shit about, fuck

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which one should i watch first, mtvfg

>>5319003
Would you be happy if people just never mentioned that they know?

>>5319014
Hopefully they will or I'll be able to cancel the payment through my bank but their site is down so I dont know if I can. SO far out $70 for something I wasnt even 100% on buying in the first place. I just wanted to play an MMO...

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>>5318989
what's the point of being trans if you can't seduce someone and surprise them with your genitals?

>>5319025
7.5 inches dude. shit.

>>5319023
no, that's not the same thing, I want to be seen as a girl without question

>>5319025
>>5319014
spotted the fetishists
take your pervish ideas elsewhere, this is a hugbox for the real victims of society, not a place to get your rocks off

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>>5319006
>as well as most likely making you sterile
That is so scary to me. Sometimes I still feel like I want to have children, my own. Not adopted. The idea of signing away my ability to have children is something I don't have the guts to do.

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http://www.humanbenchmark.com/dashboard
What can you score /mtfg/? No cheating

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>>5319031
i know right

>>5319035
no wonder you're unhappy, that's never going to happen

that's harsh, I'm sorry

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>>5319007
booger doesnt want an alpha female. He wants an obedient little healslut to take care of him whenever he desires. None of those things you can provide, toy.

>>5319038
Freeze some spunk then silly

>>5319045
hmm
okay fine
you can have him then
have fun
.......;--;
i hope you can make him happy since i dont think you can give him LOVE
like i can

>>5319043
It happened a few times already in my trips out in girl mode. I got called "mam" for the first time at a Mc Donalds and it was the best moment of my life, I literally went to my truck and cried hard the whole drive home

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>>5318956
That's not me. And no, just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't like dicks. They are nice, I just don't like the rest of the package they are shiped with.

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>>5319042
what do i do

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>>5319037
I'm not a fetishist, I just have a thing for taking tittie skittles and fucking bitches with my awesome peen while wearing fishnets.

>>5319066
if it's always about sex, then it's a fetish

oh wait.. good one, you got me

>>5319061
>oh look my CO taught me trigger discipline, now i can be one of the "guys" tee hee
female "soldiers" make my stomach churn, throw them into battle and they would fold

>>5319066
>tfw elanna will never fuck ur boipussy with her girldick
why live

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>>5319068
Don't judge me, I just really love my dick. My dream is to be a futa.

>>5319071
whereas you, a noble 4chan denizen, would not?

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>>5319071

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>>5319025
>>5319037
don't worry, there will never be a surprise factor with this one

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>>5319057
Good. Your love for him is fleeting. My love for him is true to the purest form. booger is MY bf.

>>5319074
There's nothing wrong with it, whatever makes you happy.

>>5319038
It's difficult, for sure. I'd be lying if I said I don't somewhat regret that I can't have biological kids. I justify it by thinking of it this way: if I were to not transition and have a family, there's no way I'd be able to be the parent my kids would deserve while having dysphoria tearing me apart inside. Plus, like >>5319055 said, you could always just freeze and save yourself the personal reflection.

>>5319078
>CS GO
LAME!

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>>5319078
i was waiting all day for this

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>>5319039
fuk :(

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>>5319074
I-If you love your gt then where is it Elanna? WHERE IS IT!? ;~;

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>>5319071
so edgy
these soldiers keep your country running you spoiled ungrateful fuck

next time try to say that to their face, oh wait you wouldn't even dare

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>>5319086

>>5319090
She would have to leave the house first. HA!

>>5319084
Dota is the official game of mtfg
>>5319079
I wish booger would be my friend again
>>5319086
Why

>>5319092
Her mom's basement to be even more specific.

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>>5319091
stop bullying you asshole

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>>5319039

>>5319072
I'm really sorry maddie, maybe in another lifetime.

>>5319089
I lost it in a war. A war on dysphoria.

>>5319080
Yeah, you said it. Feels good being a M A N

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hey there mtfg...
I heard you didn't like the fact that I am 'lazy', put in no effort and that I'm a hon or anything else that fucks my shit up.
well this is me, putting in effort for nobody to see because I am a loser.

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>>5319102
gosh darnit I am sure glad I tried so hard and got so far

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>>5319094
because mtfg just isn't the same without an anon to hate you

>>5319079
well not exactly, see; its more like the story in the bible, where solomon asks the two women to whom does the baby belong
and both women say it's theirs
and when solomon says cut the child in half
but the REAL mother lets the child go, so that the baby will live
this is like that
i'm letting him go so that he can be happy
(but not happy as he'd be with me)
hue

>>5319102
you look nice :) i like you better as a brunette

I think hrt finally killed my penis, I officially can't get it up.
guess this is my future (watch the whole scene to get the point) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCJZij74-J0

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>>5319088
>>5319099
>dem verbal memories

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>>5319102
>>5319106
You and me both

>>5319078
>>5319091
that's just sad.

>>5319113
craaaawliiiiing inn myyy skiiiiin

>>5319106
Seriously go for a walk, get a job as a shelf stocker, anything, I want to see you do better.

>>5319113
jade how big are ur boobs

>>5319107
Really?

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>>5319082
I guess I don't want to start HRT, and then deciding after I've made myself sterile that, "Oh, I don't want this."

I'm super lonely, I've never had a girlfriend or boyfriend for more than a couple months, and I've only ever gone so far as kissing.

I know that right now I'm unhappy as a man, and I feel like being a woman would fix so many of the problems I have. But I also feel like that's me compensating for the lack of companionship I've had my entire life.

God dammit everything is so fucked.

>>5319117
I have applied everywhere
and I do exercise

booger come back ;~;

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>>5319078
OH NO
bexe isn't cute like I thought she would be

>>5319078
We finally get to see what bexe looks like.. and sadly what a contrast from her anime persona

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>>5319107
>tfw bexe has become popular enough to have an irrational hater
You're gonna make it girl!

>>5319108
I'll cut you in half.

>>5319078
HAHAHHAHAHAHA ohh man wtf

>>5319132
then i'll have my friends cut ur boyfriend in half
HA!

>>5319127
Boogers a piece of shit that needs to get hit by a truck.

>>5319127
you can find more femboys in femgen

I think Kayla always trying to prove how trutrans she is only actually does the opposite. Like shes trying to force everyone to think shes trans so she can continue to force herself down the path.

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>>5319129
>finally
did nobody watch her streams? rood desu

>>5318999
tired, i have been taking care of my mom and doing homework all day, you ?

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>>5319078
DELETE THIS

>>5319138
I'll cut your friends in thirds.

>>5319139
>>5319141
I want Andy in my mouth.

>>5319118
i'm sure i'll come to regret this
unsee.cc
/dinotezu/

>>5319145
Why the fuck would i sit here and watch some hon play vidya?

tried the discord, and they told me to go back here.

i'm not sure about here either.

>>5319145
im still waiting for that kiss faggot

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>All these wannabes hitting on and claiming my bf
Booger is mine and you all can just go away.

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>>5319042
>>5319063
>>5319031
iktf

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>>5319144
Naw fool I am thugged out homie

>>5319164
r u a qt?

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lewd question avert ur eyes if ur a sensitive butterfly

how much does genital shrinkage affect you on HRT? this is bad for SRS right? less to work with = poorer results, is shrinkage avoidable?

>>5319161

maybe they're a hilf?

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like, I was too late.
nearly everyone here saw the edge of the cliff, and stopped and turned around
some of you stopped just as you hit the edge of the cliff and almost lost your balance
I saw the cliff, kept walking towards it and went over and then when I realised I was sliding down the face of it I tried to climb back up.
there was no turning around for me, its my own fault I know
but I don't know what to do that isn't suicide and nobody will let me, literally everyone I know guilts me into not killing myself
I just don't want to think or feel or look like this anymore I just want to not have to live, and that is what I want for my birthday.

>>5319155
london

>>5319177
>is shrinkage avoidable?
Use it or lose it desu

>>5319184
wtf does this mean

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POST GIRL TINKLERS!!!!

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>>5319039
Fucked the reaction time by rightclicking instead of leftclicking. 240-250ms is what I usually get from these which is about as average as it gets.

>>5319078
What's the big fuss? She looks exactly like the type of hon loser who would play video games and fantasize about being a cute anime girl?

>>5319188
you do it first

>>5319186
it means nice boobs. how long have you been on hrt? we have the same nips

>>5319186
its a meme from /soc/ i think where someone replied to some girl "pls be in london"
>>5319176
maybe

>>5319203
going on 7 months, but that pic is from 5 months. they look mostly the same now.
>>5319205
thats funny because this isn't the first time someone's said that to me and the context of those previous times is now comical

>>5319188
Chaser please go

>>5319205
>/soc/
>someone

It was TinyTrip on /fit/

>>5319175
what the fuck are you wearing

>>5319152
nah u wont, they're stronger/smarter/greater in number than yourself

>>5319165
>our bf
he's straight anyway, he only likes VAGINAS like mine dude
>>5319205
>/soc/
REEEEEE
it's from /fit/
goddamn the newfags
>>5319188
never again
>>5319200
oh vinyl is awesome btw
what record player do you have?

cmon, it was a simple mistake to make, its 4am ffs

>>5319205
>>5319213
tinytrip would say that to every girl on fit
then one day it turned out to be a trap

>>5319130
the hugboxing is real

>>5319221
oh god that makes it even funnier

>>5319221
A very enthusiastic trap who was dtf.

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>super pretty colleague posts engagement photo of her fiance lifting her up in the streets of italy
>they're going to get married and have lots of pretty catholic babies and she's going to have a completely normal and fulfilling life
h-haha...hah. tfw no bf amirite gals??

>>5319226
and did it happen?

>>5319227
but i have a BF
he's a big strong man
nice dick
i get to see him tonite

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>>5319229
I don't think so.

>>5319215
It's some pyle pro one, although I don't remember the model. It cost like $200 but I got it on a sale for like ~130

>>5319215
I got autism from reading this post.

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>>5319231
t b h

>>5319226
>>5319234
did they sex?

>>5319234
i wonder how many mtfs used to/still browse fit

I just made some twinky 18 yr old guy cum over the internet. He's 6 years younger than me. How fucked up is this?

>>5319241
sorry
i just wanted to gloat
>>5319235
huh
i need a new one, since the model i have at present is really shitty, but i only buy collector LPs or thrift random stuff and listen to it only once, so i dont know if its worth it
>>5319245
i do just not as often

>>5319244
If they did I think there would be more to the screencap.

>>5319245
I do. It's a nice board.

>>5319246
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