Gay General: Geezer Edition

first is the worst

>tfw no bf

>>5273629
me too thanks

gay people should just be culled past the age of 30 t b h
keeping them in a semi-alive state is just cruel

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>>5273643

I agree, but i would put the cutoff at 45. There can be cute-ish 30+ year olds.

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No fatposting pls.
ty ty

>>5273610
I guess you can even die a twink
>tfw no pretty boy twink to grow old and grey with

>>5273643
>>5273647
>not growing old with your beloved

>>5273650

I thought your justification for posting anorexics was that you were "countering" fatposting?

but nobody has posted any yet.

Clearly you are just as bad as the "fatposters" you dislike, pushing your personal preferences in our faces.

>>5273629
>tfw don't have to put up with anyone else
>tfw don't have to take care of anyone but me
>tfw don't have to worry about anyone's problems but my own

>>5273643
20 t b h
What use are gays after that really?

>>5273659
>>5273647
>>5273653
I hear that as twinks grow old, their arms and legs fall off, and they crawl into the woods to die. When they do, they bury themselves in the soil, planting a seed to create another twink.

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>>5273659

>>5273650
>says the fatty
how many gs of sugar have you consumed thus far today fatty
>>5273659
>implying gay people can love each other

>>5273669
why are you sharing the secrets of our blood ritual fellow twink? the penalty for treason against the twinkarchy is gay death.

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>>5273610
i want a daddy bf
right noooooooooooow

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>>5273672
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Stay clean, chinky winky.

>>5273661
It's bound to happen at some point.

>>5273683

UNF
shame real life daddies dont look anything like that...

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>>5273671
that's an awfully cute pic you have there

>>5273683
aww anon... do you want me to stop shaving and let my thick chest hair grow out so you can snuggle into it and fall asleep?

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I want into bear body type gaygen.
How to? 5'6 115. I'm short, so weight gain shouldn't be that difficult but my fucking metabolism is vroom vroom.
Like this guy desu.
I've seen pictures of him around but I can't find a source.

the only way i can connect with other gay guys in my area are dating apps, feels bad
(i dont want to hook up)

>>5273698
115 lbs? you are seriously damaged

>>5273650
hnnnnnggggg

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>>5273698
Bonus pic
I want this:
Falling asleep with the bae while watching hockey
So cute desu

>>5273696
are you 40 or older?
if not gtfo

>>5273709
>>5273698
bears disgust me

>>5273698
>my fucking metabolism is vroom vroom

Nope not true of anyone really, just calculate your TDEE and eat at a surplus. You'll gain weight guaranteed. Also lift heavy things. That's pretty much it.

>>5273709
it's pics like this that make me want to be masc.
fuck this pic is making me feel.

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>>5273698

That is Justin, a member of "70s Big", who is coached by Mark Rippetoe.

Rippetoe also created the world-class beginners weights program called Starting Strength, and utilising said program is the best way to quickly put on mass. It is also recommended on the /fit/ sticky, which will be very useful for you.

this is pretty much "Daddy Issues, the music video" isn't it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpkr8uNWpk

>>5273704
I know I know. I'd rather NOT be. Least I want to improve here, man...
>>5273716
Did I ask you?
>>5273722
Thanks m8

>>5273726
yeah... it makes me cry every time.

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>>5273709
that guy in the white shirt is so fucking qt ughh

I want to use his belly as a pillow

>tfw th loneliness is killing you
>looking for new social circles to rise to the top in since you're good at lying and manipulation
>learned a bunch from here
>want to completely get off 4chan social circles because they are actually mentally poisonous
>no place to work my charm here anymore
>the only thing that makes me happy is looking into my waifu eyes
>might just go to a bar and get drunk and watch the football game alone
>tfw my goal is too just survive
>tfw want to be as masc as possible despite small penis to the point of over aggressiveness

>>5273730
thanks for the (You)s

>>5273720
sup brah got a 3 inch microcock brah wanna watch the game or something schweet dude later

why are there so many guys with small penises in this thread?
my dick is just 6 inches which is average, i know, but still?

>>5273734
>since you're good at lying and manipulation

You sound kind of edgy

>>5273736
You mean people that want to be fit?
I don't undertand...
In any case you're welcome.

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>>5273726
>mfw that hot daddy is dead now

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>>5273709
That pic~

>>5273752
Mate, I just don't like hairy, older guys.
Being fit is nice, I agree.
Pls gain some weight :(

>>5273756
story ?

>>5273751
welcome to makis world

>>5273751
I am edgy

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>>5273769
he comitted suicide in 2013

overdose

>>5273650
No drug addict auchwitzposting pls.
ty ty

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>can't grow body hair for shit
>can't grow facial hair for shit
>every thread is full of pics of hairy guys with a full beard
>grow my hair long to compensate for my lack of hair
>also stuck with a shitty moustache and a chin beard since it's all I can grow on my face
>mfw I look like some sort of dumb hippie or a pirate or something but I can't shave either because I'm not a fucking bitch

Please respond ;_:

>>5273763
Oh I see, I was confused. Sorry.
To be honest I don't doubt I've got some daddy issues locked up in my head somewhere.
But yeah, I should really gain weight.

>>5273783
>grow my hair long to compensate for my lack of hair
that's not how any of this works

>>5273758
this is a joke right
please tell me this is sarcasm
i can get that you like bears and fat people but jesus shit that right there is just a straight up ugly person
even his clothes are ugly

>tfw no sub bf

>>5273776
Does your first name start with a t?
I think you wanted to be my bf two months ago

>>5273783
Gain muscle mass?
Exercise->testosterone->face/body hair, no?

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>>5273780
:]

>>5273789
>not wanting to be a viking
only if youre scandinavian and muscular though

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>>5273803
but he needs a full beard to go with the long hair for that

>>5273744
what makes you think that we all have small peens? Just b/c I'm not posting my stats doesn't mean I don't have them. Plus small peens are cute :3c

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>>5273794
>tfw assertive and dominate in everyday life
>tfw sub in sexual contexts
I scare away anyone I want to fill my ass with manmeat

>>5273811
You can still be ab aggressive sub

>>5273809
it's just my observation from lurking here for 3 days :P
and i also dont mind, i think i know nobody with a big dick, lel

>>5273784
some anon was asking about you a few threads back. too bad you weren't around then. Oh well...

>>5273779
>that song came out in 2012
where has my life gone
>>5273798
no.. are u qt tho?

>>5273744

1) average for a caucasian is 5.1 inches, gay man average is 5.3 inches
2) only once persons dick has been posted
3) wtf kinda question is that anyway

would you date a disabled gay guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZUmUgmc5PE

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>>5273789
I'm pretty sure that long hair is sexy, pic related
>>5273799
exercise is always good, but has done nothing to help my lack of hairiness so far.

do I need to take steroids?

>>5273811

>tfw no arrogant sub to tie up and feed my penis to

Literal tears.

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>>5273811
>tfw total beta in everyday life
>love to be dom in sexual conexts

nobody takes me seriously

>>5273831
im an autist

>>5273834
not really

unless he was a qt guy in a wheelchair with a strong upper body who would let me call him 'wheels'

>>5273806
>he didnt post the webm of him tying and untying his hair
they dont NEED the beard, ive seen a lot pull it off without it
just depends
if they go too much beard they just look like lazy fatmuscle idiot that's too lazy to work on his looks so he just grows out everything and hopes something gets attracted to his testosterone

>>5273859
POST WEBM I DONT HAVE IT PLS HES MY HUSBANDO

>>5273834
Yes
But not that guy, he's too dorky

>>5273835
It means you need to work harder. Hit 80% of your MHR at least. None of that shit brisk walk on the treadmill fuckery you girls always call using the gym.

>>5273847
this post made me chuckle.

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>>5273783
>>can't grow body hair for shit
>>can't grow facial hair for shit
Ouch. That sucks, anon.

>>5273834
I've dated a schizo, a closeted Muslim from conservative family and a druggie. A nice guy with disability would be nothing to me.

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>>5273866
i dont have a single webm anywhere except for like a few on my phone's vlc app
so i cant help you there, unfortunately

>>5273877
means he can go for a cleaner look without having to bother with shaving very much, though

>>5273880
Women are all poser schizophrenics
Women are the cause of nearly every issue in my life because I can't beat them. They are little princesses that get away with everything.

>>5273698
>people want to be fat and can't gain weight

reeeee

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>tfw in stable LTR with chubby bear

Can you compare pooping to anal sex?
t. virgin

>>5273731
oh booger. Your posts always seem to both annoy the piss out of me and attract me. I guess it's a good thing you live so far away. Btw, I've seen only one pic where you are smiling. You should smile more, it's cute.

>>5273892
maki when are you going to hurry up and kill yourself

>>5273900
no because nothing goes in when pooping

not with the same impulse at least

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>>5273890
Clean shaven can work too.

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>>5273909
you dont stick your finger up there and drag out the excess poop? fucking normies

>>5273912
where are his lips

>>5273900

Not at all
its very different really.

>>5273912

his mouth unnerves me

>>5273912
>pic unrelated
there is no hope

>>5273912
something about this gives me derp impressions
like he looks like a cute guy who had a stroke when he was 4 or something
>>5273917
>>5273921
dont bully us nolips people, it's a hard life

>>5273901
what bout me comes off as attractive to you, senpai?
plus, if we were ever an item, wouldn't you want to hate me a little? for those ebin hate fucks? ;~;
i'll try to smile more, but i'm always sad because that feel when no bf.

>>5273894
iktf. Trannies want HRT to grow boobs. Keep me on a steady diet of PBJ sandwiches and I can easily grow huge man titties for days.

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>>5273917
>>5273921
It's safe to assume he's curling his lips inward. Like duh.

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>>5273869
I can't have you fags calling me a girl so I'm probably going to hit it harder
>>5273890
but I don't want a "clean" milquetoast look, I want to look like a takes-no-shit badass with an axe to grind

How do I get over the fact that I'll never be a twink?

I wanna fuck twinks but twinks only go for twinks

What a fucking ridiculous name twink is by the way

I just wanna be small, lithe, and hairless ;_;

>>5273931
why is he so wide

>>5273933
Quit saying milquetoast you fucking faggot

>>5273935
>I wanna fuck twinks but twinks only go for twinks

I know a lot of twinks who like bigger guys

m-me included

>>5273935
Trade bodies with me if you are a big bear I hate being a short skinny twink

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>>5273933
>milquetoast

>>5273935
Twink here
Willing to trade bodies if you're a qt cub/bear

>>5273935
>I wanna fuck twinks but twinks only go for twinks
luckily i am one and i hope this is true because i've never dated anyone
i always thought they like only bears and that i am an exception

>>5273936
fat

>>5273952
this
fat people should be gassed

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>>5273940
>>5273946
boring milquetoast fags detected

did I strike a nerve?

>>5273933
I hit 210 BPM in my warmup to make sure I'm ready.

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>>5273944
6'2" 210 lb big shoulders hairy ape lets freaky Friday this shit
>>5273950
see pic

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>>5273952
>>5273960
Anyone bigger than you is considered fat right? How small are you?

>>5273960
i'd rather them to gas my face iykwim desu senpai kun >///<

>>5273722
fucking hngggh @ that webm

>>5273902
Never
Im too alpha too but that wasnt me that posted that.

>>5273963
did i strike a cheeseburger you fat fuck

>>5273971
it's ok i didnt meant to hurt your feelings sorry

>>5273968
>6'2" 210 lb big shoulders hairy ape
Wtf nevermind just fuck me literally 5'7" 130 lb please destroy me

the thing that bothers me the most about all these chubby/fat images and webms is that beside being fugly fat people(which is okay because others like it for some reason) is they all have hideous hairstyles and shit hairlines and disgusting gray/dirty brown underwear and hair in all the wrong places and look like 40 year old manbabies of incest

>>5273968
I haven't heard 90% of those terms.
What is a gym bunny?

>>5273912

Umm that isn't clean shaven..

>hair on jawline/neck

Honestly looks like he doesn't know how to shave properly.

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>>5273978

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Can Sandy be my husbando?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5HrPN4VwBA

>tfw uke
>tfw no seme

>>5273971
154

>>5273966
i composed a 210bpm song once

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>>5273984
Just answer the questions, sweetheart.

>>5273988
Fuck knows, but basically the gay twin theory holds true.

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>>5273978
literally laughed out loud

>>5274004
well yeah as I said it's comparable to my own taste so yeah...

>>5274002
>sweetheart
omg don't flirt with me you are a married man

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>>5273811
>>5273840
I think I've heard that this is more common than you'd think. Especially the sub in secret guy. It's like you maintain that style for so long in the day that it's a way to blow off steam.

>>5274000
My heart moves as fast as your song. At 215 I start getting conscious about my heart rate and slow down to avoid hurting myself.

>>5273987
cringe poses too >>5273758
>>5273998
hmu<3

>>5273996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw

>>5273987
true, fuck them (not literally)

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>>5274013
We're done here. I wasn't aware I was responding to a grill.

>>5274021
>5652
>seme
hehe good joke

>>5273985
>just destroy me
are small guys really into big guys?

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what is the gayest videogame, /gg/?

>>5274039
most arent

>>5274041
5 nights at freddies

>>5273966
what's your routine
>>5273978
please don't strike the cheeseburgers, I have to eat them later

>>5274039
Yes all i want is a big bf t b h

I hate men with big strong chests because I was born with a fucked up chests and should have had a surgery when I was a little kid but my parents thought it would fix itself as I grew older and now it's too late because of something about my bones and ribs being already developed or something :c

I guess I am a "Pup"

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>>5274045

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post /co/ otps, /gg/. pls.

>>5274044
ugh why did I have to be born tall and with big shoulders

it hurts :(

>>5274047
I don't know the names for most of it. My trainers say jump, and I jump. Repeatedly. Until they say stop.

>>5274067
>born small and big shoulders
just fuck my life
people think im fat or built when i really arent

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>>5274049
my chest looks like the chest of a 14 year old
all i want is that basic, somewhat defined chest
but i cant work out much because of illness
all i can do is tons of yoga to stay slim but nothing past that

Have you ever been to a masseur? I have appointment for full body Swedish massage tomorrow and I'm afraid I'll pop a boner(guy masseur).

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>>5274077
>Yoga to stay slim

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why doesn't most of /gaygen/ have a bf?

scared of socialising?

>>5274082
youre usually on your stomach with your dick facing downwards though
otherwise im sure theyre used to it, at least thats what ive heard

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>>5274057

>>5274091
I'm /tom cruise/ and ugly

>>5274091

im attracted to college-age guys

as an 18 year old, i never meet any

>>5274082
>Swedish massage
I hope Mohammad makes you feel nice and loose, Anon!

>>5274082
You probably will

http://youtu.be/yTcutmcMZAA

>>5274077
I have a pair of overdeveloped ribs
and one of my pectorals is atrofied
so in a way I only have one pectoral, the other side of my chest is completely flat
and to sum it up I also have pectus excavatum

it's just a fucking mess.

>>5274090
?
im still not overweight after all these years of not exercising ever

>>5274100
Not in Sweden

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Interesting tidbit on gay twins theory.
I'm the anon that posted >>5273698
I want to bear
The anon >>5273968 with the chart for reference.

I'll use me as an example. Since I'm attracted to more hairy, muscly men, that is an ideal body type. To attract those ideal body types, who are often attracted to their own type, I become bear to get a bear bf.

>>5274101
why does he have a boner

>>5274103
Starvation maybe.

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>>5274105
That's right, Sweden will be in YOU.

>>5274102
i hate my ribcage
it sticks out too much so i look/feel fat even though im not and i can never get that nice tummyline that fit people have, and i dont want to look bulky because i dont like that

>>5274091
I want a twink bf

My Grindr is full of weird black dudes and older guys

>>5274110
Ask him, he's dripping precum towards the end

>>5274032
just cos im qt doesnt mean i couldnt seme the fuck out of u
ukes who become seme is a well established yaoi trope anyway now shaddap

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>>5274111
I eat a lot, whatever i want pretty much
why do you think you cant stay in shape with yoga? a lot of the yoga exercises can get pretty intense if you want them to
you wont get much other than stamina, flexibility and maybe a bit of lean muscle but it works fine

>>5274117
That and I'm not a twink so I can kiss that idea goodbye. I just want a qt skinny guy next door bf

>>5274111
>this is what permabulk fatties believe

>>5274129
true, but i don't think you could seme the fuck out of me at the point in time faM.
but you could be my uke friend any time.

>>5274048
All I want is a bf
Big or small
Gay or straight
Ugly or... Okay looks matter :/

>>5274091
i live in the middle of fuckwhere and im introverted on top of that
the few gays i can find online that live like an hour away are either fuckugly fat whales or out of my league
i also just play games all day mostly so

>>5274039
>are small guys really into big guys?
im not even a little

>>5274143
All I want is a manlet stocky hairy bf with a short temper and who will get angry when I hold something he wants to grab way too high for him to reach

are anons free to post their sfw pics or will I get told to piss off to /soc/?

>>5274143
If you have no standards you can always adopt a dog, he will love you unconditionally.

>>5274143
now it souns like you want a best friend and not a boyfriend
is this the case, anon? are you lonely?

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>>5274095
but tom cruise is hot!
don't be so hard on yourself
>>5274097
maybe visit the bars that the college kids attend, or make a grindr account?
>>5274117
try another site maybe?

OKC has twinks at least in my country, but they're all needy and want to marry or some shit like that

>>5274160
I mean you are allowed to.

But why would you want to do that to yourself?

>>5274137
Oh it's the retard from the previous thread. Go and eat something, you might gain some clarity back in your thoughts.

>>5274132
This sounds like female reading rubbish.

>>5274160
you can, if you do it scarcely and without being a fuck about it

>>5274157
I meant tall/broad shoulder, not fat, if that's what you were thinking?

>>5274165
okay I won't then
i just wanted see how ugly I am considered

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>>5274160
Both yes. Just do it anyway. There will always be that one hater though.

>>5274161
I had a dog but my neighbors took him and gave him away. That was the saddest day of my life.. I'll never forget him. My parents won't let me have a dog in the house ( trust issues ) because we had dogs in the past and they didn't know how to act in the house.. >>5274163
Yes. I need someone to talk to and not fuck :/

>>5274166
i give up, enjoy being mcdiabetes and epic gains you stubborn idiot

>>5274172
>I meant tall/broad shoulder, not fat, if that's what you were thinking?
nope tall guys are a turn off most of the times

>>5274181
Why do you think I'm fat you fucking retard? I weigh 140lbs.

>>5274183
this makes me feel wanted
t. 5'7" anon

>>5274175
i have a lot of gay people on my skype for some reason
i think i met them all online
somehow most of them are furries, but i never notice aside from their profile pictures that are random furry characters from videogames usually

>>5272805

You gotta wait 'til Christmas to unwrap your preseeeents!

>>5274193
>somehow most of them are furries
why does this always happen?

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What are /gg/'s fetishes?

>>5274188
so do i, but you seem so inclined to believe that yoga does not work for staying slim even though it has for several years for me
do you think i mean like dumb leg crossed poses? because i mean actual exercises that consume energy

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sewing an FOX patch onto my coat

y/n?

>>5274138
big words small cock
but i guess hanging out and doing uke stuff w/ u cud be fun

>>5274205
burps and sweatpants
FUCKING STREETSIGNS CAPTCHA RREEEEE

>>5274205
i kinda really want to suck a dick
its weird how i considered myself fully straight just a few weeks ago
man this place is toxic

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>>5274212
feelgood no

Don't be that guy.

>>5274205
Body hair.
Fatherly types.
Office attire.
Slight teasing. Like>>5274158 hmu

>>5274199
beats me, but they make okay friends to message with every now and then

>>5274220

I got it for free in camden market, i cant figure out where to put it.

Maybe on a rucksack?

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>>5274183

>>5274205
I have a vomit fetish

I like to eat until I'm going to be sick and vomit in the bath tub with the drain plugged then fill it with about 6 inches of water and mix it all together and lay down in it and use the stomach bile as lube for my dildo while I jack off

Almost never do it at home because it's so much worse to clean up, but always do it when I'm in a hotel, just leave the mess for the maid to clean up after I've checked out of the room

>>5274209
What you do is glorified core exercises with some stretching. You spend how long? An hour? Doing all of nothing.

>>5274205
burps farts feederism and farts but not near my face

also guys pissing their pants after holding it for too long

but no diapers

>>5274205
Sexual contact with a human being, preferably a skinny guy

>>5274227
Pls anon no I'm short stocky man and I would love a tall bf

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>tfw that ugly ape somehow snatched Tom Daley
someone teach me how to use love to get someone way out of my league

>>5274226
>Maybe on a rucksack?
That sounds alright.

>>5274205
soccer players

>>5274222
>hmu
hey baby

>>5274217
You're just a bitch
I've been here for like three months and the closest to me being a faggot was wanting to fuck trannies because we both pretend they are women. I've been on this gen for a month and had any urge to do anything gay with anyone ever. Be more stronger you fucking pussy

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>>5274242
>liking people who look like children

Worry

>>5274234
what i get is what i want you dolt
cant do much more because of illness
i just do what i can to not become an obese cripple and it's working out just fine

what does
>hmu
mean?

>>5274242

but hes a massive cunt IRL

>>5274259

"hit me up"
or basically "call me"

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>>5274205

Rope
Mouth stuff
Spanking
Maybe a little chastity

t. Not a Pervert Honest

>>5274258
What illness do you have that means you're limited to yoga?

>>5274244

I used to work somewhere where this one twink had a soccer gimmick. Tall socks and everything. Was great.

>>5274257
it's an old picture(like several years) and i was too lazy to go find a new one
>>5274259
hit me up

>>5274205
this is pretty unpopular but I like condoms

latex sleeved cocks turn me on

I also like bondage, specifically having a guy collared so I can pull him around

>>5274249
im trying dude but it doesnt help that natures basically gave me 0 masc stuff
man the idea of sucking off some cute guy sounds really nice
and then wed cuddle...
fuck i need help

>>5274257
Most 18 year old twink types have maces more mature than that

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this makes me sad :(((

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12010476/Britains-loneliest-schoolboy-forced-to-befriend-ducks-on-remote-Scottish-isle.html

>>5274262
>>5274270
thanks

>>5274284

Haha.
What a loser.

>>5274257

It says "Roma 09" on the medal so he was at the time...

... I think we have a nonce in our midst, chaps.

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>>5274269
me too,
i like younger, twinkish otters
i have a big collection of mainly german players

>>5274268
it's too complicated to explain, but basically anything that's taxing will fuck me over. So just glorifed stretches and stuff I can do in my room then go rest afterwards when I'm worn out is all I can do.
I have to do some kind of exercise so I don't decay like an old man and die by the age of 25.
Glorified stretches helps me keep my body a bit in activity and stay in my weight

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>>5274294
>chaps

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>>5274284
Reminds me of when I was little and my friends were my guinea pig and an inflatable orca

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>>5274284
at least he has ducks to keep him company

I have no one

>>5274275
You should consider suicide
Just because you're too much of a pussy to woo women because you're weak. Unconfident and not proud of who you are. You're probably one of those fitizens that fell for the le gay man meme. You just want to be gay because you understand how shitty females are. Its ok every man goes through that phase. Women are fucking easy to get with. Never trust them always get the last laugh and make sure you keep your social position. That's all people ever fall in love with.

Look at trips for example
The most popular are never tfe best looking just the most social

>>5274205
Bondage
Giant anal stuff
Sub Dom
Pet play
Frot
rape (pretend ofc)
total immobilization/submission

>>5274269
Morning nigg.
>>5274301
m8
>>5274284
karl king of ducks. Sounds like he made something out of a shitty situation haha.

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>>5274301

Do not mock me, you Damnable Yankee!

>>5274315

Sup, pie-man?

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>>5273770

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>>5274284
Reminds me of my childhood ;_;

>>5274300
What is it? Glandular Fever? Hypothyroidism? ME? MS?

Either way mate, Yoga will not burn enough calories to be considered a 'keep fit' exercise. It is likelier something to do with your body chemistry or your caloric intake. There are times where if your body detects it doesn't need anything, it'll just shoot more out the other end.

I eat a lot because I do 3 hours of exercise a day, 6 days a week, pushing my heart rate above 180.

>>5274325

use the archive you dope

>>5274307
>you're weak. Unconfident and not proud of who you are.
100% true
>You're probably one of those fitizens that fell for the le gay man meme.
nope never went there
>You just want to be gay because you understand how shitty females are.
id take a woman too desu a caring and loving one would be super nice
>Its ok every man goes through that phase.
then when will it fucking end???
>Women are fucking easy to get with. Never trust them always get the last laugh and make sure you keep your social position. That's all people ever fall in love with.
so i just need to get a good social position and then im set? what about that elliot rodger guy? guy was rich af and still couldnt get shit
>Look at trips for example
>The most popular are never tfe best looking just the most social
i mean i dont know i havent seen everyone but i guess so

>>5274332

>3 hours of exercise a day, 6 times a week

nogains.jpg

>>5274284
ah thats sad..

>>5274284

we should buy him a dog or something

>>5273927
>what bout me comes off as attractive to you, senpai
you misunderstood. I wasn't talking about you as a person being attractive. "Attract me" was to be taken as "being drawn in." I was referring to unhealthy relationships and avoiding co-dependency. Don't worry tho, you are an attractive person. And for the record, primally fucking someone violently should always come from a mindset of caring and not hate. You would never want to totally possess someone that you hated.

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>>5274315
>>5274316

>>5274360
he already has one. And a sheep.

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>>5274332
It's ME, but ME is just so varied between individuals and side-effects unrelated to the fatigue itself that I don't bother.
Well duh, no shit. It's not like I'm out jogging or working out. But it's good enough to up my metabolism a little bit every now and then.
And yes, my body knows I don't do much, so it adapts around it when it comes to handling calories and everything, but when you life a sad life, food and candy helps a lot.
Yoga is just the best option because my muscles will get all stale and fucked up if I don't do anything. I already see muscle therapists and shit to manually unfuck my shit like two times a week, which is really painful.
I've had this for almost 8 years now, and I still don't look like an auschwitz skeleton or a fatso, I look a bit slimmer than average. I'm probably better than average, given all the effort i put into keeping my looks so I don't look like a tired hobo. Too bad I'm too tired to ever go out and get a bf.

>>5274321
Doing good going to beach with a cutie.
>>5274332
hey man I should try yoga seems like fun deep stretching. Might help my fucked back.

>>5274333
he deleted it you dope, it was nsfw

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when was the last time you had sex?

how was it?

>>5274335
I've never had any issues with sexual stuff. Just be loud and obnoxious. Elliot rodger had money and everything but he's a special case of retardation. Ignore that fuck. Women bullshit will never end and getting a masc bf is the dream but at the end of the day you know you're not into that. That's the reason why there's so many straights on here because women are so undeniably garbage with a little protective shield. They will also gun down your social standing using lies and manipulation. Honestly just be smooth fuck someone than never call them back. It makes you look good plus women hate themselves so much when you fall for them They actually hate you more and look at you as less of a man. There's a reason why they are the inferior gender

What is your best trait?
My real life is complete fearlessness pride and humor and masc.
I embrace that and turn it to 11 and everyone loves me for it. I hate socializing i hate humanity but they are so fucking easy to control.
Also never ever ever ever ever ever admit your intentions. If there's one thing ive learned is never admit your intentions. Never take responsibility unless it was a genuine mistake and always blame others.

>>5274373
It's good for your back, yeah. I'd be a brittle 90 year old by now if I hadn't done yoga to help out my back.

>>5274388
ive never had sex because closet ;_;

>>5274386

the archive saves deleted pics you nunk

http://archive.loveisover.me/_/search/username/booger/

>>5274413
i went in expecting nothing and im still dissapointed

>>5274420
I could post it again but im not going to

>>5274371
Alright man, all you had to do was say you had ME. If you do what I did it'd probably kill you, your body wouldn't recover. The last thing you wanna be with ME is weight conscious though, you should eat a shit load. It should help with your fatigue.

I know ME severely inhibits your body's recovery process, but for lots of people, that recovery process can be built back up.

Did a physio or doctor tell you to do yoga? Not a doctor or whatever, but I'm not all that convinced that it would be particularly good for your condition, seeing as stretching the muscle itself will cause some micro tears. Seems like that kind of exercise would actually be working against you, because your body is working to repair the damage done by stretching.

Do you get out and go for walks? It's probably a bit shit in November, but certainly during the spring and summer it'd be good for you.

>>5274373
Do wall squats, and if you can, chin ups.

>>5274425
i meant the picture, i found it

>>5274420

he was on HRT, cut him a break

>>5274429
yeah imagine how i feel. :(

>>5274393
You sound like a sociopath

>>5274388
Drunk sex last night
Pretty fucking great

>>5274373

Nice.

>>5274439

Hi booger.

>>5274205
timid hand holding in public and serious cuddling in private.

>>5274393
>getting a masc bf is the dream but at the end of the day you know you're not into that.
no i want a caring fem bf dude
i mean i get what youre saying but i think id really resent myself for being like that
i cant pull of that dominant alpha role that youre describing either
id look like an idiot
i mean it wont hurt to try so i mean sure i might give it a go once or twice but im not really expecting much

>>5274478
I can pull it off because iy isn't an act

>caring fem bf

Lel once a faggot takes a role of a female they take all of the negative traits automatically.

>>5274427
Last thing you want to do is give an ME patient health tips regarding his condition. But thanks, I guess.
The reason for that is as I said, it's too diverse and too much of an enigma. I've been to tenfolds of doctors, each one has a completely different opinion on both the illness and how to work with it. I do Yoga to combat the stiffness that my body suffers from after not moving for so long. If my body becomes too stiff and all that, it makes my blood circulation worse, which would make everything a lot worse.
My body recovers just fine(ish), there's no tearing. I've had weeks where I've eaten a lot and weeks where I've eaten very little, they didn't feel much different other than bathroom visits.
I walk when I can, but I live in a cold country, so it's already cold as shit and snowing outside.
I get regular check ups on vitamins and everything else to try and keep whatever health I can, as well as having a very healthy diet overall. It's just that the main issue never goes away, which kinda sucks.
I count myself lucky to not be the part of ME patients that sleep 20-23 hours a day, but overall I'm still fucked. Thanks for refreshing my memory on what I've been told 140 times, though.

>>5274439

Your waist is really small, also.
Also, cute organ.

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>>5274474
hey~
how are you today?

>>5274494
hows your cock? ;)

>>5274439
don't worry, it's because i find dicks disgusting as fuck despite wanting one up my ass
you're probably qt
imagine how i feel, trying to find gay porn where i never see dick that's still sex

>>5274487
Wow, it's like I actually just read a column from Women's Health Magazine

>>5274491
thank you, thank you. i'm glad you like it.
a lot of people here seem to not like it. ;~;
myself included.

>>5274505
that sounds awful. dicks are amazing. i love dicks. i can't stand not having a dick to play with and suck on and put up my bum...

>>5274504
it's fine.

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>be 12
>that one Iraqi kid gives me shit for supposedly being gay
>kick his ass
>never discussed again

>be 15
>have sex with a girl
>fuck her bf too, and keep fucking him
>she starts telling rumors about my gay ventures
>kick her ass
>tell her not to start shit unless she can take it
>keep fucking the guy
>she leaves for good

>be 18
>discover the true extent of my faggotry in a drunken stupor
>start "officially" dating the guy
>dad finds out and gives me shit for being gay
>kick his ass and disown him
>move to my guy's apartment

>be 23
>still fucking the same guy
>probably gonna get gay married in a few years just for shits and giggles

why aren't you edgy enough to realize your dreams? it only takes a few broken bones

>>5274494

I'm ok. Has it gotten to you yet? Skype's still among the living dead.

>>5274509
I've been doing this for 8+ years, pal. I'm more of a woman's health magazine than you'll ever be.
In all seriousness, what are you trying to prove by saying that? I live on a bare minimum of health intakes and exercises, doing what I do is not a good idea unless you have literally no other option.
But that doesn't mean yoga doesn't do anything. Flexibility is not a bad thing. I have the back of an old man but I can still put my legs behind my head.

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>>5274205
Diapers and abdl play.
>>5274237
You're missing out ;)

>>5274205
Blood
Consensual rape play
That's pretty much it really
Daddy princess stuff is fun and roleplay

>>5274524
>enjoy being mcdiabetes
Next time you won't act like such a bitch, Women's Health Magazine.

>>5274205
I just like cuddling

>>5274519

I'm an ugly loser.

If I kill myself that'll be pretty edgy, right? Will that help me realise my dreams too?

>>5274519
Please - if people knew you were gay at 12 that means you're a lisping little fairy boy. You've never kicked an ass in your life.

>>5274520
your music? no i haven't gotten anything yet. :c

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>mfw shower gel w/ menthol + hairless ballsack

>>5274528
oh, I'm not all alone on this board. That's cool.

Though, I don't do the AB part of ABDL, and I don't do messing either.

>>5274574
gross

>>5274560
I assumed you were a fat permabulker. Turns out youre a skeleton instead.
No need to be rude though, you won long ago. You may look like a skeleton, but I live like one.

>>5274528
Having to change the diapers of old people pretty much killed it for me.

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>tfw ogre hands
How big are your hands gaygen?

>>5274579
tingle city

>>5274598
tiny and unmanly
its like im a kid seriously
fuck

>>5274575
I really like the AB part - it's grown on me. Me and my bf are both abdl and I love it when he gets "little" and lets me baby him. I like the caretaking role, although I regress too. Neither of us are into messing though.

>>5274574
Shaved ballsack is a good feel overall desu

>>5274581
That sucks but hey at least now you don't have the fetish and are that much more normal?

Maybe i should work in a nursing home...

>>5274401
yah seems like it could help.
>>5274427
Will do boss!
>>5274474
Yup ;3

>>5274581
Yeah that would suck - when I hear about old, incontinent people it is definitely a turn off. I'll take a cute guy in diapers any day though :3

>>5274608
>tfw no DL bf

;-;

>>5274561

Will you hold me if promise to keep a paper bag over my head?

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>>5274598
Is that you, dopey looking ginger guy?

>>5274598
My hands are big but i have skelly fingers so they don't look that big.

Big manly hands are hot af tho. Nothing like thick fingers with some hair on them

>>5274608
How did you two meet, if you don't mind me asking?

I've looked into fetlife groups but all the people there in my area or areas I may move to are disgusting. All the cute ABDLs on tumblr are European as well :'(

>>5274621
Gotta put yourself out there - get on the networking sites. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me :)

>>5274612
I dunno man, I've come to peace with it. Given the choice I'd never give up the fetish. It makes me happy and doesn't hurt anyone - fuck what people think, I love being a diaper boy :p

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>>5274205
i like a lot of things...

>tfw no musician bf to share and collab on ideas with

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>>5274580
Nah mate, you eat whatever you want and never seem to put on weight. It must be all that yoga. Not the crippling disease you have or anything.

>>5274615
Yeah, you don't need any weight, the objective is just to correct the lower back and the upper back will follow.

>>5274650
Yah though so thanks man. I gotta go ill be back with you faggets later.

>>5274598

they look like baby hands :(

>>5274612
Yeah it turned out well in the end. Luckilly I didn't develop a fetish for old men in diapers

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>>5274598
I have really long skinny fingers

>>5274625
um, what

>>5274646
>diapers are in "extreme" with necrophilia, vore, blood, children

Dammit, it's just a different piece of clothing guys ;-;

>>5274650
I don't just slurp down like a fat fucker, I have common sense and worry of not being able to lose the weight if I gain too much. I just have had perods where I've eaten pretty much nothing but cake and soda and candy for like two weeks without it having any effect on my fat or weight.
I won't stop doing yoga and you can't make me, skeletron.
I'm 155lbs and 6'1, if you're curious.

>>5274646

...

i love you...

>>5274641
I've met a lot of gay abdl guys through networking sites like fetlife and diaper-bois. Got to know people in Chicago that throw diaper parties and met more people there. But believe it or not I met my bf on a fetish thread right here on /lgbt/. Invited him to a Chicago party and we hit it off :) It's been awesome.

Try diaper-bois. You can search by members closest to you, so it's a little better than fetlife. Of course there are plenty of disgusting people into the fetish - but if you wade through them there are tons of cute boys too!

>>5274626
No

>>5274681
Didn't know about diaper-bois, thanks!

Though, living in a rural area I don't expect to find anyone close by.

>>5274677
I've seen updated fetish lists where diapers is removed from there and placed in the clothing section. I agree, it's nowhere near necrophilia, vore, blood, etc.

>>5274647
I introduced my ex bf to playing the piano but all he wanted to do with it was to play covers of lady Gaga's songs.

>tfw no indie bf

>>5274690
Yeah you'll have to travel for sure. My city is about 75,000 people and there are like 12 of us around. I know almost all of them, lol.

>>5274646
We have quite similar tastes

Also
>beastiality
>yes

>>5274677
yeah i agree it's not extreme. it's an old template.

>>5274680
y-you too

>>5274707
as a fantasy lol... ;~;
also impregnation and incest are also just as fantasies...

>>5274675
You really are a skeleton

>>5274702
my best friend who happens to be gay wont ever shut the fuck up about indie songs
waa waa kids with the pumped up dicks i dont give a fuck
always thinking he has way better taste than everyone else because he likes indie bands with edgy lyrics
you two would probably get along though, but he cant play instruments for shit