flared jeans edition

ew

wtf is this

I have seen booger's small feminine penis. :DD

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i want baratiddies
;^;

you didn't even tried op

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You had one job, OP.

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>there are actual gays who dont care about how they dress
disgusting plebs tbqh

if I got really drunk with some tame people I go to uni with and told them some of my slutty antics.
Should I a) go into uni tomorrow and pretend it never happened
b) own it and be like yes I have been a bit of a whore.
C)blame it on me being drunk and stretching the truth of my stories.

>>5274948
I bet someone posted that on fa and was proud of it

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>>5274930
>>5274934
>>5274941
>>5274947
no more tears

only KoF

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>>5274939
baratiddies best tiddies

>>5274948

If you spend more than $100 on a piece of clothing that isnt a coat or shoes, you are retarded and a disgusting pleb

>>5274950
Alcohol. Definitely alcohol.

>>5274948
>skinny jeans
Ew

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>>5274925
I like you, writer-anon. No one else ever questions the confusing shit I say about my life when I try to form a cohersive explanation.

>>5274950
d) suck thier dicks

>>5274953
>tfw no /fa/ bf

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>>5274916
OP you suck.
old thread: >>5273610
>tinychat: /gaygen/

>>5274950
a) if they don't say anything, b) if they do

>>5274950
I am always honest in what I choose to tell other people.

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just got a manicure. whee.

>>5274958
>skinny jeans
Nah, those are actually joggers

also I wear skinny jeans lol

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>>5274972

>>5274978
>not wearing skinny jeans
not TOO skinny, though.

>>5274972
gudit bls

>>5274979
thx anon ilu

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>>5274957
>not wearing full ricks/yohjis/ACRNM
true pleb spotted

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>>5274972

>>5274972
this isn't mtfg, man.
but i like the color... i'd try pastels with your skintone tho... or maybe darker reds or purples. ;~;

>>5274979
next edition bootcut edition

Why am I so mad at the world lately?
I feel like im 16 again
What do you guys do to calm down?

Im normally not this edgy I apologize but im just so fucking pissed about the breakup. She's telling everyone a bunch of lies about me about how im an asshole and a jerk.
What do you guys do to chill out?

I've been kind of taking it out on you guys I apologize.

>>5274972
Circe go and stay go, I know it's you!

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>>5274972
I think you've surpassed even supergay my friend.

>>5274995
>lies

>>5274995

bob ross
i am not joking

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>>5274992
i'm not mtf, though. i'm a gay dude.

my hella gyno doesn't make me less of a man.

>>5274995
>She
You are on gaygen. Tranny/girl lovers go and stay go.

>>5274971
i don't really care desu. But these people are SO tame. Like their stories were so shit and then I was telling mine and they were all shocked and I just laughed it off.

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>>5274972
>>5275004

>>5275004
LMAO you have boobs

>>5275004
i know these feels michelle. you want to meet up and be manly men together?
i'd have to get a ride out to the city but it could be fun. :o

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>>5274948
Shit fit tbqh.
As expected of an /fa/ poster.

>>5274995
She broke up with you? You deserve it tbqh.

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I've recently come to the realization that I'm kind of an attention whore. Not like I go trying to grab attention from everyone, but if a guy shows me interest, I love to milk it unless I know there's absolutely no way I'll want to get to know them more sexually. I give open ended responses so that they can fill in how they feel in their own words (Like I'd rather hear you say how you want me to suck you than just say that I want to suck you).

I'm not sure how problematic this is. The one time I was really into a guy I felt like I was able to divert my attention to that guy solely (at least until that didn't work out for unrelated reasons). So I think I can reign this all in when it counts. Still, it a bit tough to swallow the pill that I can be kind of a slut.

>>5275006
well, looks like you really made yourself known as teh slut of the town

congratz

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>>5275004
shooo troll.

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>>5275010
no

>>5275011
*gyno
it's an unfortunate sid effect from taking estrogen :/

>>5275013
shure shure sounds cool.

>>5275001
Im a nice man
Very thoughtful and caring I have a sweet fedora and wicked sense of humor

>>5275014
I broke up with her because she's annoying. She started an argument everyday. So i break up with her and now I can't get with her friends CUZ IM A JERK XD

>>5274978
Those are bad joggers then.

I'm not taking back my statement on skinny jeans though.

It's hard enough getting my hand into my pocket on my normal jeans, nevermind skinnies.

>>5274995
Just imagine waterboarding them a little bit.

>>5275015
tl;dr

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>tfw I'm OP
>tfw triggered an entire general thread with nothing but my jeans preference
sory ;_;
>>5274994
those aren't bootcut though, they're standard

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>>5275024
Real sad tbqh.
She's generous enough to give a dude with a [FOUR] inch willy a chance, and you fantasize about keking her with some autistic weebabobo on 4chan. Bit disrespectful, yeah?

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>>5275032
tl;dr, when a guy shows me sexual interest and I'm at least vaguely interested I tease and flirt in a way that ideally makes them want me more. I get off on knowing that men are sexually excited by me.

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>>5274955
>>5274947
pls post moar bara to help stave the tranny cavity creeps. i need sum hairy fluoride.

>>5275033
Didn't that guy get his legs blown off, then marry some fat chick?

>>5275037
Im not even gay. Im just a douchebag. She wasnt disappointed in the way I fucked her tbqh. Doo ho ho far from that XD
Shes just a retard.
Im literally not gay at all.
Im just lonely as fuck tbqh
I should have not spazzed out though and acted normal im so goddamn bored

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>>5275045
Bara you say?

>>5275033
no they are bootcut
google 'bootcut' jeans

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>>5274996

I only ever wear one color scheme that I like to mix myself
Much less spending the money or leaving my place long enough for myself on something like a manicure

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There arent many gay guys at my school.
The ones that are out are all femmy or at least subby. Unfortunately my "type" is fuzzy beardy guys.

I'm pretty /fit/ and (if i say so myself) fairly good looking.

Is getting in a relationship with someone im not really attracted to just to boost my selfesteem and gain relationship experience morally wrong?

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>>5275051
you misspelled furry and I did not say furry but whatever I don't really care now. you took to long and now I'm wearing pink satin panties, painting my nails, pms'ing and getting ready to start blogging about my dysphoria.

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>>5275050
>Im just lonely as fuck tbqh
Only got yourself to blame for that one, Myakki.

>>5275061
Fuck off back to the insane asylum, tranny cunt.

>>5275066
just fuck em.

srsly. that's a confidence boost and you don't have to put up with their shit

>>5275066
this >>5275074

>>5275066
>femme subby gays
Hook me up f a m

>>5275076
>>5275074

Oh I forgot to say, im into fuzzy beady *tops*. I dont think we're really sexually compatible, unless some of them are secretly demons in the sack.

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>tfw when your stray cat comes to bed with you and your bf while you're sleep-cuddling.

>>5274947
With a gut like that, he'd better be into voreplay

>>5275072
Its true I am self destructive and damage relationships by saying edgy shit I don't mean.
Im being such a fucking whiny faggot lately.
Fuck this this isn't how maki handles shit.

Im over it now no more edgy and whining just back to normal me fuck.

Nice picture tho sweetpea
Ive found that if I don't post with a name or pic i go through the filters

>>5275085
that feel for me would be sinus infection tbph

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>>5275045
Bara?
>>5275085
Kitty :3

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>>5275060
those are not bootcut jeans

I have worn bootcut jeans, and they are nothing like the jeans in >>5274979

there is no room for the supposed boots in those jeans, bootcut jeans should have room for boots

stop posting anytime

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>>5275087
vore, you say?

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>>5275091
You're not over it cupcake. This is, at best, the eye of the storm.

>>5275094
>allergies are real

>>5275108
MOTHERFUCKER ALLERGIES ARE REAL

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>>5275097
him sleeping on me

>>5275081
>tfw no uke to take to bed, fuck, cuddle then rinse and repeat.

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>>5275091
>sweetpea
U-unacceptable.
You're damaged goods tbrqh. Fuzzy and cute on the outside, but rotten at the core, yeah?

>>5275101
Fuck are you playing at, boi?

>>5275081
well you were considering dating one of them for a confidence boost so I presumed that fucking one of them wasn't out of the question.

>>5275108
ok then senpai... red pill me your theory.

>>5275120
Do you need some candles and a bath?

>>5275134
I'm curious - what do you write?

>>5275126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2yBW0TxfBU

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>>5275045

>>5275138
Anything I'm paid to write. Don't give a shit what it is.

>>5275151
Haha such as?

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>>5275134
I need a drink tbqh. It's only 11AM though, and the qt who works at the liquor store is judgy as fuck lately.

>>5275154
Mostly bullshit for websites.

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more of my cat

>>5275161
>dat face

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one day i will look like hercules

>>5275099
no they are definitely bootcut jeans

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>"I HAVE had gay thoughts about you...
>but it feels unnatural and it's not something I'm into"

I'm confused. How can he think about me homoerotically, but not be into it? So we can be gay in his head but not in real life?

I hate this.

>>5275120
Im a good nice person on the inside but we all have our bad moments yeah?

>>5275201

Sounds like someone's got sexual identity issues and conflicting emotions.

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>tfw I will never post tiddies

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>>5275193
no they're not. they're probably regular 501's

bootcuts are 512's

>>5275218
post tiddies

>>5275201
>>5275214

if he is bisexual he does have a choice not to act on it, no?

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>>5275218
Never say never.

>>5275238

He has a choice regardless of what he is, but having homoerotic thoughts about someone and then saying but no is wrong is pretty much conflicting emotions.

>>5275219
well ur wrong + misinformed tb H

>>5275201
biscum

please avoid

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>>5275208
No, you're a deeply troubled, damaged narcissist at the core.
I feel pretty sorry for you rn tbqh.
Can't even play JRPGs lately because they make me think of you.

>>5275245
but would you say that if you had some fantasy about someone other than your bf but you would never IRL cheat on your bf is having conflicted emotions?

>>5275248
So when you two weebs gonna fuck?

>>5275201
that sounds like something I would say

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>tfw no seme to tease me about my small frame and benis

>>5275273
booger I would love to be a big loving dom for you

>tfw hardcore oneitis for your ex

I've had like 3 dudes crushing on me in the past couple of months and here I am holding my ex on a pedestal. Kill me

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>>5275214
He told me he "knows who [he] is more and more everyday"...

Such bullshit. I can't even message him "I miss you" anymore without him getting pissy, but he can talk to me for 8 hours straight all night, or want to watch a show "like a real couple :D".

I just hate that the same guy I've had every gay experience in my life gets incredibly annoyed/frustrated/whatever whenever something remotely gay is brought up.

>>5275266

Probably, but I wouldn't act on those fantasies or anything.

He could have conflicting emotions and it still doesnt mean he should or will act on it. Only that he wants it and thinks its wrong.

>>5275273
remind me again, is the seme the dom or sub?

>>5275291
seme is like the dom
uke is like the sub

>>5275281
h-hey so are you american?

>>5275285

Sounds disappointing, anon. Wouldn't know what to do in that case.

>>5275248
Maybe I am just a damaged little egotistical narcissist that has an issue or two when his prides damaged. Why don't you come on over and fix it with your cock? :3
I think I get narsisstic rage sometimes.

>>5275273
>>5275273
does the whole uke/seme dynamic really delve into humiliation play? It thought it was much more vanilla.

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Yo fags, help me out. Who is this guy?

>>5275306
ofc

>>5275301
Yes, but not near you.

I wish there were more guys like you near me desu. I just want a qt fem bf to hold and comfort

>>5275315
ur mom HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

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>>5275306
it's pretty vanilla. more romance focused. but a uke can dream, anon.

>>5275285
RUN
U
N

>>5275317
well i hear they're pretty common. most are a lot more like flamers than the whole femboi 4chan aesthetic, but you get the same thing out of them pretty sure.

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>>5275267
Stay outta me domestic dispute with the misses, mate.

>>5275304
S-stop!
I'm never going back to you.
The sex wasn't even that good tbqh, you were super fucking incompetent...b-but I guess that's what I liked about you...
AAAAAAAAHH tbqh.

>>5275315
Looks like some kind of nasty pig.

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>>5275247
tfw i am biscum too

>>5275269
plz explain

>>5275266
>>5275245
>>5275238
we've done things that can be considered homosexual in the past, but never anything full-on sexual. I've seen his cock and he's seen mine so I'm pretty sure that counts as 'acting on it', right?

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>finding a dominant guy
easy
>finding a nice guy
easy
>finding a nice + dominant guy
IMPOSSIBLE

>>5275201

I wish someone would think about me.

>>5275337
Stop making it public then, weeb.

>>5275337
just thought u would like to know u are the cringeiest ugliest worst poster here k thx bye

>>5275337
I've lost a lot of potential fucks with my autism...yet you always keep coming back to me...why is that?

>>5275320
so... if I locked you up in chastity and took you to a diner and movie and ordered for you and constantly referred to you in feminine pronouns the whole night ("she'll be having the garden salad")... this would be something you would want?

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>>5275321
I like him too much.

>>5275344
>dominant guy
kill yourself

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>crush invites me to brew beer together next week
>his gf will be out of town for the whole week
>mfw I know what will happen but hope that I won't blow it
I just wish he didn't have a gf
>>5275246
no u

I'm very knowledgeable about jeans

>>5275341
I've seen my straight friends' cocks.
Doesn't mean shit.
You're probably living in a self-made delusion, fueled by that guys need to alleviate his loneliness by using you.

>>5275358
You're in for a heartbreak then.

>>5275341
ok... yeah... I'm gonna agree with Abe now... he is conflicted but then you guys are just mildly experimenting and for what ever reason he is no longer comfortable. What you have done... a lot of straight ppl have done.
I don't know man, I don't think there is anything you can do about it. ...other than give yourself some space from him to move on emotionally.

>>5275331
Sadly I don't live in the city so I might as well just live in the gay desert

Also I dislike loud annoying "YAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAYYYY YAAAAAS GAGA YAAS" flamers

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>>5275348
Don't make me glass ya, ye fucking caaaarnt.

>>5275351
ty ty

>>5275355
You keep coming back to me, Maki. It's really sad tbqh.

>>5275315
Chris Marchant

>>5275356
public humiliation isn't a huge fetish of mine but if it made you happy and i cared about you i would be more than ok with it.

>>5275375
yeah i don't like flamers like that either... and i also live outside of the city right now...
i know these feels.

>>5275378
I keep coming back because you're really cute with a sexy body and a nice cock tbqh...there aren't that many guys id go gay for here tbqh...But youre special...

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>>5275375
>>5275392

masc whores.
>not liking gaga

>>5275375
What is up with:
>YAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAYYYY >YAAAAAS GAGA YAAS"?
Is there a context to this?

>>5275411
Fem dudes give the best handjobs. I hooked up with one once, and he made me cum so hard I almost went blind.

>>5275344

Does he have to be remotely attractive?

>>5275412

I'm...I'm sorry for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLuN0beLp0

>>5275372
Let me rephrase it more accurately, then.
He asked me to show him my cock, because he wanted to 'experiment' (his words), and I told him only if he shows me his too.

It was bretty gey

>>5275412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLuN0beLp0

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>>5275411
>>5275412
>tfw based fem gay that isn't a flamer and doesn't have gay tone
>tfw never had "girlfriends" but had friends thta were girls on occasion
>tfw don't like pride parades
>tfw no swishy swish
>tfw just shy and skinny uke

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>>5275399
You can't win me back with flattery tbqh. I'm not like the others, yeah?

>>5275445
r u a boy, or r u a gurl????

>>5275436
Holy shit towards the end they sound like sheep

My teacher said I don't know if I'm gay unless I've had sex. :| Then how do I know if I'm straight ffs

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>>5275436

>>5275436
>>5275443
Now that is just ridiculous.

>>5275445
There is a catch though, right?

>>5275453
Your teachers talk to you about sex?

Isn't that like really inappropriate?

>>5275453
Rape her and tell her you didn't feel anything

>>5275392
>public humiliation
not really into it tbH was just trying to see where you limits were. Was thinking publicly misgendering would be a hard limit.

>>5275449
i'm a man, bb.

>>5275457
i'm depressed and have panic attacks sometimes...

>>5275462
Oh shut it and go back to your safespace, tumblrina.

>>5275475

Lol tumblrina is such a funny word.

>>5275462
It is but the assistant principal said she can do that because it's a science class.
>>5275465
But she's ugly..

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>>5275373
It's straight to want to watch a show together like a "real couple?" I have hard time believing that.

Straight guys don't put their feet and toes in other guy's mouths, especially when they know that guy is bisexual. Like I said, we've done thing considered homosexual just never full-on, now blowjobs or sex.

Maybe he was just using me but one thing I know without a doubt that we did, straight people don't do together. I have many straight friends and they've never hugged me tightly to warm me up in the snow because I said I was cold.

Shit was gay, bruhs.

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>>5275445
Booger you have the cutest reaction images tbqh...are you mad at me because of my edgy stuff lately?
Ive gotten over it just really disappinted about real life stuff yeah? tbqh...
You know im not a bad crazy guy...
I think you of all people can understand that...

>>5275449
You're not like the others...there's something more special about you than the other boys and its not just your body...you have a caring personality behind all of that meanness but I know you well enough to know that's not the real you when you're mean to me... idobt really know what it is but I think we are extremly compatible...

>>5275475
What's tumblr about considering sexual discussions with your professors inappropriate?

Do you watch too much teacher-student fetish sex, queen?

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>>5275482
*No blowjobs or sex

¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

>>5275467
i guess it would be a hard limit for me.
i just don't like bringing stuff like that out of the bedroom is all...
you can call me a girl in bed if it would make you happy.
ordering things for me sounds nice though.
salad is underrated. i fucking love salad.

>>5275481
Rape is about power

>>5275487
i don't want to be teased about having feelings for you because i don't have feelings for you.
and i know this isn't you, but if i go on about it like this, anons will tease me about it and it triggers me because i feel nothing for you.
not mad at you. i just sort of pity you in a lot of ways. i hope things work out for you irl man.

>>5275482
aww dude... you are gonna end up so heart broken. I mean I honestly hope your buddy will come around and see things like you do but I seriously don't think its gonna happen. It really seems like you already have a full blown crush to me but maybe I'm wrong.

There is the possibility that he tried experimenting and is now done with experimenting and came to the conclusion that he doesn't want that.

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>>5275487
STOP 2bh.
I'm going to take a nap, this is too much for me rn, my head's all fuzzy and I'm having trouble stringing together coherent shitposts.
G-good night!

>>5275470
>man
I like those a lot.

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why do people eat so much beef and chicken when salmon is superior in both taste and nutritional value?

>>5275527

because i can eat 3 steaks in a row but i start feeling full and sick after like 2 small salmon fillets

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>>5275507
I don't have any feelings for you either tbqh never really did just extremely bored and like to cause trouble and since anons always ship us I just use it for lolz tbqh since I don't care lol
Its 4chan lol gotta work the marks as the carnival users say. Im just here to fuck with people's heads and psychological manipulation.
Passes the time really

>>5275523
Good night sweety

>>5275527
I don't like fish bc it reminds me too much of vaginas

>>5275527
>superior in taste
debateable.

>>5275527
because I had a boss whose breath always smelled like salmon. Now every time I eat salmon, I think of that boss's bad breath.

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>>5275538
>never really did

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>>5275516
I can deal with being heartbroken, I just hate that I can't understand him. I just don't see how he could string me along like that. He told me he "wasn't fucking with [me]"...but it seems hard to believe.

It just sucks he barges into MY life with all this gay shit and then acts like he's been straight the whole time like none of it ever happened. I never even thought about him as more than a friend until he asked me to, one night.

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>>5275559
Don't pretend you never fell for sweet alpha maki the real me.
Just admit I could be an extremely charming sweet guy and when mack daddies on his A game he can get what and who he wants.
That's probably why people ship us because were good at our craft.
You're literally a tripfag on 4chan I have so much fun everyday just fucking with people.

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>>5275582
you're insane. please stop talking to me now, thanks.

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>>5275608
>>5275582
you're both clearly mentally unstable

go fuck about it

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>>5275620
Naw im straight
Im going to go terrorize some other internet community though to feed my ego since I've accomplished everything I can on lgbt. Time to conquer something else. That's what maki does he conquers.
It was fun everyone maybe ill check in from time to time.

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>>5275648
thanks for leaving you twisted degenerate psycho!~

>>5275648
maki you have said you're going to leave like 5 times now shut the fuck up

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>>5275540
>>5275533
>>5275546
>>5275548
I like the way salmon tastes but I seem to be the only one here

>>5275660

If you ignore it it will go away

>>5275663
i cook salmon all the time anon. it's good for that femboi aesthetic. i prefer flounder though.

>>5275663

I like salmon

>>5275648
What went wrong in your life that you snapped like this?

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Has anyone ever been intimidated about the idea of dating a guy just because they have much more money than you?

How many times has maki left gay general for good now
Getting sad now

>>5275648
>Naw im straight
Im going to go terrorize some other internet community though to feed my ego since I've accomplished everything I can on lgbt. Time to conquer something else. That's what maki does he conquers.
>It was fun everyone maybe ill check in from time to time.

see you tomorrow

>>5275670
this. Just ignore him. I kinda understand why that one dude who looks like a tranny version of zombii keeps talking to maki b/c he is just as autistic but I don't understand why the rest of you do.
>I'm esp. looking at you booger.

>>5275724
He did this on mtfg also like everyday

>>5275729
my bad. he replied to me and i thought he was going to say nice things to me. ;~;
i won't do it again.
i'll control my autism.

>>5275715
Why?
Never met a gay guy that's really antagonistic about money with other gay men.
Isn't it more of a straight thing?

>>5275676
I like smoked salmon better than cooked salmon

when I fish I eat raw salmon, it is the best
>>5275682
it is good

>>5275746
Why would you think he was going to say nice things lol?

>>5275753
I don't know. Balance of power? Simply being part of different worlds?

I don't like it when someone pays for my stuff, either. It makes me feel like a leech, or that in the end I will always owing them something.

>>5275757
because i'm dumb and naive.

>>5275756
how do you feel about imitation crab?

202nd for hon mods banning people for cp when they post a gif of some femboys butt

>>5275791
Lol are you that desperate for compliments?

>>5275791
Same way I feel about imitation cheese. Shocked and disgusted.

>>5275796
no i just thought maybe he'd apologize for some of things he's said to me... it seemed like he was going to. and then he said he never had feelings for me and went on his megalomaniac spiel... so.... yeah i'm just dumb. i'm sorry.

>>5275799
i like it... ;~; especially in salad. do you eat other meats besides fish?

>>5275791
>imitation crab
wtf is imitation crab? ...like is it dog meat or soylent green or something?

>>5275795
Paedophilia laws should be changed to include femboy/twinks and their chasers. Basically simulation of raping children.

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>>5275814

>>5275812
What did he say to you?
You know him better than I do is he serious about the ego shit?

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>>5275824
mfw this worries me

>capcha: "pick mountians", only 2 work, 1 is pyramids in egypt. fucking hell.

>>5275815
Posted one link to a dude called buttslut or whatever and banned for cp. fucking /lgbt/ mods are shit

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>>5275848
>mfw when it asks for more answers

>>5275848
its good don't worry. you'll like it.

>>5275841
it doesn't matter. the more we talk about him like this the more he's likely to come back. let's just change the subject bro.

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>>5275788
Well, i don't like other people paying for my stuff either or owing people money.
Makes me feel weird.
But when you're dating someone, things like that pretty much normal.
Someone buys dinner one day, someone else buys lunch another day.
It's also expected by the person with more money to understand that their partner doesn't have the same means as they do.
It's really a non-issue, if both parties are mature enough.

>>5275871
>>5275871
>its good don't worry. you'll like it.
that's what they said when I told them I was straight
;______;

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>>5275890
and you're gay now right?c;
boipuss feels nicer than vag.
trust me.
let your dick melt inside of me, daddy.

>>5275900
Do you actually have aspbergers booger?

You don't seem to be that bad

>>5275900
s-so l-lewd

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>tfw condom breaks and you came in him

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>>5275935
>tfw you pull it out and the condom slips off and stays inside him

>>5275935

You don't have to worry about impregnating him.

>>5275926
i would never be able to be this smooth irl if that's what you mean. i can't hold eye contact and avoid people all the time.
as far as symptoms go i have all of them but the lack of empathy thing. i'm not some high spectrum autist, but i am basically Abed from Community irl...
it could just be a mix up and i could just be suffering from major social anxiety, but my therapist is pretty set on the idea that i have aspergers and have been undiagnosed for years. Who knows? :(

>>5275927
yeah s-sorry. i'm just really sexually frustrated man.

how do you find other college-aged "twunks" who are into other twinks
they only want older bears...

>>5275951
Imbeargnatiom is a serious risk anon, don't be so foolhardy

>>5275970
>college aged
>still being a twink

You're already twink dead man

>>5275984
I'm 20 and still a twink, m8

>>5275954
I feel you with the anxiety thing, I can't look people on the eyes much either. My therapist said that aspbergers and anxiety look very similar but the key difference is understanding how social interactions work, having empathy, and understanding hidden meanings in phrases and wording.

desu if I were you I would make the case against you having aspbergers to your therapist.

Like, aspbergers people often have super specific obsessions and no imagination/ struggle with imagination.

You should read up on aspbergers tbqh

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>>5275995

>>5275984
http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php
according to this site i will be a twink until i'm 26 and then i will be a gym bunny with pathetic density.

>>5275997
yeah ive only been reading up on it recently. now that we're talking about it here i guess it's more likely i'm not and i'll make a case against it. usually anxiety gets treated though and i've been like this for 10 years almost so i think that's why they think it might not be anxiety. :(
have you ever worked in food service before? i'm assuming you're anxious? i'm super curious about your experiences faM.

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>tfw no bf to sleep with tonight

>>5275951
That will be a problem if I follow through with proposing to him

>>5275984
>thinking that twinks crack
I've seen 40 year old twinks that don't look a day over 25, it's all about spending two hours a day with the proper skin care.

>>5276031
sleeping with someone is awful
what if they snore loudly
what if their body heat makes it too hot
what if they like it noisy in their room but you like it quiet

>>5275997
>the key difference is understanding how social interactions work, having empathy, and understanding hidden meanings in phrases and wording.

>roommate has social anxiety
>roommate doesn't see the point of pleasantries
>roommate couldn't care less about how others feel
>roommate takes everything a literal face value

HMMMMMMM

>>5276001
Why do people with shit hairlines insist on having hairstyles that do nothing but bring attention to it?

>>5276049
>what if they snore loudly
>what if their body heat makes it too hot
>what if they like it noisy in their room but you like it quiet

After sleeping with someone who was like that, I can say that the feeling of falling asleep in someone else's arms outweighs all those things. By far.

>>5276047
>two hours a day
wot?

>>5276049
I always get too hot in bed, even sleeping alone. I'm like a fucking furnace. I'm hoping when I finally manage to fix my shitty back it'll get better, bc I think it's a pain response making me all sweaty and hot.

I have to have a fan on when I sleep for the noise though. Otherwise outside noises get in and keep me up because they're not consistent.

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>>5276059
this post is about to make me cry. so beautiful.
you are a brilliant wordsmith, anon.

>>5276059
this 100%

>>5276047
You don't even need 2h.
30mins when you wake up, 30 mins before bed and you're done.
I guess taking care of your skin since you're really young plays a major part as well.

>>5276015
Aspbergers isn't really anxiety, it's more a lack of understanding with some autistic traits thrown in.

No I've never worked in the food service before, why?

Most of my anxiety is social, but around 17 I started to have generalized anxiety about everything. I think I have panic attacks in which I get really stressed and flustered and feel like I need to run away to a place with no people and just lay down. I find it hard to get my thoughts out and I get worried that people are judging me/looking at me. I also sweat alot during them.

There were times when I wouldn't go into my classroom in highschool after class had started because I didn't want everyone to look at me. I also find it hard to hold conversations because my anxiety has hindered the development of my social skills.

One time in highschool I hit my all time low point and just had a breakdown right in front of my crush... I wa trying to concentrate and everyone was so loud and annoying that I got frustrated, put my head down, and started quietly crying into my sweatshirt...

By the way my dad suspected I had aspbergers until I had a neuropsychological testing done

>>5275812
You did say you pitied him and that he should move on from the internet lol. Why would someone say nice things to that?

>>5275704
Probably the little dick jokes lol.

>>5276071
because i've had awkward experience while working food service and i was wondering if you could relate. ;~;
i would breakdown a lot and have to go in the back and cry too...
i would talk with cowrokers about the same thing because either i have aspergers and can't not focus on one subject all the time or i'm just nervous and my mind doesn't know what to do in social situations.
i think food service ius wher ei noticed most of this because you're under an intense and constant amoutn of stress and are around people 24/7 and forced to socialize for your whole shift...

>>5276073
i think pity is more than what other people have for him here. i just feel like one of my friends became retarded and won't stop being retarded. :(

>>5276059
left out
>what if they fart in their sleep and they are so foul that the smell wakes you up from a dead sleep
:/

>>5276093
also i'm really sorry you had to go through all of that anon. :/ i know those feels kinda.

>>5276071
btw I am the anon that's always complaining about lexapro

>>5276093
Lol why would you consider a sociopath a friend?
Sorry im asking questions im just genuinely curious about this shit. Its wacky.

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>>5276107
because he wasn't an apparent sociopath before i started talking to him. we've gone over this before, anon. i'm sick of talking about it tbqh.

>>5276098
in that case you fart even stronger and dutch oven them

and then you have sex

>>5276107
you can enjoy talking/hanging out with someone who doesn't understand how you feel
its not an ideal situation but i've been in it before, usually when i'm desperate for friends

>>5276071
>I also sweat alot during them.
I hate this. If I so much as pass someone at school and they look at me I start to sweat so I feel like I always stink :(

My mom still thinks I have aspergers...my brother has it but it's very obvious and profound with him. Like he's right on the border with actual autism.

>>5276093
I've thought about what it would be like to be one of those poor bastards at subway and yeah it would be total hell for me.

I kinda feel the thing about only talking to coworkers about one thing. Sometimes I have nothing in common with them but I feel like I have to talk anyways.

Lexapro has helped a lot though.

>>5276139
For the longest time I carried a stick of deodorant in my backpack at school. Saved me so many times

>>5276145
i take lexapro too... i can't imagine what i would be liek without it. because i'm awful on it...
not suicidal anymore, but my anxiety is awful...
it's cool that we can relate. i almost feel normal.

>>5276158
Isn't it pretty standard?
I always have deodorant in my backpack, since i was in high school.
Not anxiety related or anything.

>>5276163
Me too <3 *hug*
>>5276167
Idk I thought I was being clever about it, guess not.

>>5276167
>>5276173
tfw barely sweat because of hormonal deficiencies

>>5276195
Yeah, I hear anorexia does that.

I used to think I sweated so much because I was just fat but it didn't really start till I entered college, and it continues even after I lost 70lbs.

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>>5276195
i know this feel.

>>5276204
I don't think fat people sweat more than normal weight ones.
They kinda smell worse though.
There's a distinct fat people sweat odour.

>>5276195
Well you're just perfect aren't you?

Hey guys,
I've been living in the closet for a long time but recently met a guy in almost my exact situation and had my first gay date last night. We totally hit it off and I'm really looking forward to seeing him again.

Just wanted to share

>>5276211
I never claimed to be
And not sweating isn't always a good thing
I'm prone to overheating

>>5276229
Yayyy :3

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>>5276229
Good job, anon. Keep it up.

>>5276231
Do you have to fan yourself like a dignified southern lady?

>>5276251
No, lol
I'm usually really cold because skinny
I just get hot easily and have to drink lots of water in the summer

First for puberty bringing me here.
>mfw I used to look like pic related 2 years ago

>>5276264
Fucking hell my sides

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>>5276276
>me now
See? :)

>>5276290
>>5276264
Is it too racist to consider yourself lucky to be born white?

>>5276297
not on 4chan!

dodged a fucking bullet

>>5276297
No I was born black..

>>5276290
Much better, better looking than Freddie imo

>>5276307
I don't think i could handle being both a faggot and black desu.

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>>5276310
You really think so?
>>5276313
Why's that? I get access to scholarships and stuff because of my ethnicity. I'm also smarter than the average nigger / honkey so I can get in good schools next year. Pic related mfw

>>5276049
>what if their body heat makes it too hot

>tfw love sleeping with the window open
>bf sleeps over
>I'm sleeping under a single thin blanket
>he sleeps under two thick blankets and sleeping bag

lmao

>>5276297
Yeah I kind of agree
I'm glad I'm white

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>>5276328
>I'm also smarter than the average honkey

>>5276195
>>5276206
who even are you, you weird alien creatures?

>>5276204
iktf. I've never been over weight. I could always stand to loose a few but never over weight. I've always been a person who sweated a lot. When I started shaving my upper body, that helped a little... at least I didn't need it to be 67deg out not to sweat but I'm still a furnace.

http://bigassmessage.com/aec3b

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>>5276340
Wait I didn't mean to offend anyone. I mean the rednecks who drop out of school and get put in ap classes because they're white.

>>5276328
>get access to scholarships and stuff because of my ethnicity

murica.

>>5276328
Honestly there are some wayyyyyyyyy worse looking black guys

Follow your dreams bby

>>5276350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvlSqUjpWns

>>5276335
Cold sleeping all the way. I always turn down the heat in my bedroom during the winter.

does anyone want to call me right now

>>5276342
I said above it's from hormonal deficiencies
I don't make testosterone, hgh, os tsh among other shit

>>5276355
We went to high school day a few weeks ago and I found out I could go to a lot of the colleges there for free. One man said he'd throw so much money at me I wouldn't know what to do. I still like applying to colleges because it gives me something to fall back on if I don't get accepted into my college of choice.
>>5276358
Okay bb I'll be the best damn Accountant / Psychology major you've ever seen.
>>5276362
Nice mixtape yo. You got some bars.
>>5276381
I would but I'd get nervous and just text you if its Skype :/

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>>5276391
>Psychology

>hitler is saying he's 5' 8" now

either he's lying because he's still 5' 6.5" and deeply insecure or everyone's growing but me

>tfw 5' 5" forever, doomed to always feel submissive and bottom

>>5276391
Just promise me you'll get out of Mississippi

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>>5276409
>tfw 5'9'.5"
>tfw tall enough to be a dom and short enough to be a sub
>tfw everything in the world is practically made for people my height.

>>5276409
>remember how tall I was two years ago
kinda weird ngl
And I may have grown some more but I think I was just going off of outdated measurements
Every time I'd go to the doctor I'd just tell them how tall I was, but I went to a different one and they made me get measured because she didn't believe I was 5'6 and I was 5'8
Also 5'8 still isn't very tall

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>>5276404
I like how the mind works and how people think. I find hypnosis a very fun topic. I want to be hypnotized one day.
>>5276409
I'm 5'7"-5'8" omg Hitler we could be height buddies and if we 69 we'd go the same length across each other
>>5276414
I really want to go to college in California but SFSU didn't seem to be interested in me and I need a 27 on my ACT to get into UC Berkeley. What's better than Mississippi and more accepting?

>>5276409
6'3" here, you can top me bby

>>5276435
>no tall horse dick bf

>>5276426
Hate to break it to you but literally anywhere out of the south. Just get out of the south for the love of god

>>5276423
boogs when are you going to come back to mtfg and start hrt again?

>>5276442
Help me find colleges anon?

>>5276445
i'd rather kill myself. now get out of here. i'm chilling with my fagbros.

>tfw manlet and proud

wouldnt make sense being tall considering how much of a sub bottom i am

>>5276447
ok b ye

>>5276446
Go talk to your guidance counselor chain you, thats what they're there for

>>5276447
someone couldn't handle the trannies-are-insane banter

i guess i don't really miss you booger. *sniff*

>>5276448
iktf
also
>gaygen constantly complains about not having a qt femboy near them
>nobody posts their location
like wtf are you expecting. we're just as horny as you are.

>>5276451
They all told me in state colleges were the best .-.

>>5276425
sorry, i was in a /femgen/ thread a year or so ago and you mentioned you live in some town that was near me. i had just moved and i didn't have a lot of friends and kind of went through your posts in the archives wondering if i should hit you up or something. never did. kinda regret it no desu

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>>5276452
are you femboy anon?
the one that would always end their posts with a signature like "femboy anon" when talking to me?

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>>5276452
NORTHERN CONNECTICUT

TAKING FEMBOY BF APPLICATIONS NOW

>>5276462
COME TO SOUTH NORWALK RIGHT NOW YOU DUMBASS

YOU CAN STAY IN MY APARTMENT

>>5276460
no i'm usually not that narcissistic sorry booger

>>5276462
lol i went to highschool in northern CT. i live in hanover NH right now
also, you got a reply. fuck dude, see how this works? goddamn.

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>>5276469
o-ok well i miss you too, anon.
why do you post on /mtfg/ if you're not a tranny?

Welp im back and it was great <3 I sucked bad. Then said love you as I kissed him and he said it back. I hope hes okay with that :/

>>5276473
i take hormones so i think i can't consider myself cis
i'm just so emaciated i can't possibly grow tits and love hrt femboy mode.
>tfw femgen will never be active again

>>5276460
that's me retard, and I still hang out in mtfg

Femboi

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>>5276482
It could be worse right?
You could be desperate and a sexless virgin
>>5276462
I mean I'd like to look at an application but I'm not turning one in for /obvious/ reasons.

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>>5276483
we are similar in that regard. i'm weaning off of it though. the idea of growing up isn't as terrifying as it used to be.

>>5276487
i love you bro. pls don't bully me. i'm sorry for being an awful person. ;~; i'm better now. i love you so much bro.

>>5276464
>yet another fem from ct on gaygen
interesting, maybe this place isn't as gay dead as I thought.

>>5276491
i don't think we're that similar. i'd probably transition if i wasn't dating a gay guy, and i view transition as inevitable. i'm also very vain and get mistaken for a girl often.

>>5276487
how is booger gonna know who's who if you sign your posts instead of donning a name or a trip?

>>5276493
ahaha look what i started

>>5276499
oh wow yeah we're different for sure. you're like literally a tranny and i'm a feminine gay male.