MTFG - Nihilism Edition

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Top 10 for your top secret crush!

>>5267149

first for
>tfw no bf

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Nth for s-stuttering yuri erp

>>5267141
yeah but i can sense a bit of attitude. i don't like this, i thought you were nice

>>5267147
well post a picture and prove me wrong. i bet you wear a black coheed hoodie with half emo hair that is long overdue for a cut with googly eyes to match them.

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>tfw nihilistic

>>5267162
This one was first sucka.

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This cartoon is a 10/10 its only flaw is that each episode ends

>tfw everything is pointless but you still try anyway

>>5267174
no no, stop being so defensive friend

>>5267185
>tfwiktf
Hang in there. I will too.

>>5267163
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

>>5267161
Mine is kit.

;_; when will she turn gay?

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Hello family, how is it going? What'd I miss in the last 3 weeks?

>>5267185
Pretty much my life. I live ironically.

>>5267174
>read that
>look over at my black coheed hoodie I got from the last show I went to
fug
>hair is not long enough for girl hair but long enough for emo boy hair
double fug
>googly eyes
ok wut
also I'm posting it the other bread
>>5267149

>>5267194
anon pls

>>5267183
You know the last episode is coming out this month right?

>>5267183
I love that show, but better than Rick & Morty? I think not.

>>5267194
What does cum taste like? D:

>>5267195
>secret

>>5267199
It makes me immensely sad. But I'd prefer it end in a timely manner rather than end up like adventure time ;L

>>5267206
I'd put it on par with R&M for different reasons tho. Both literally perfect cartoons.

>>5267210
Well I posted anon...

Who is your crush korra?

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>ywn be in an aife/noelle spitroast

jdimfsa

>>5267161
My crush isn't a secret

>realize the left half of my face is slightly gaunt looking
>other half is fine
>left eye doesn't open all the way
>look through old pictures, been this way forever
Did i have a stroke when I was a babby or something?

>>5267222
Don't you have like 50 though?

>>5267213
My crush is a top secret anon lol

>>5267215
rolling

>>5267226
Trip on Noelle

>>5267215
rolling

>>5267236
>>5267234

anna spitroast

>>5267234
>>5267236
rekt

>>5267227
I'm only crushing on one person right now

>>5267240
what

>>5267242
your hand?

I'm crushing on my roommate.... he's going on a date with my friend right now and the world is shit

How do you girls find the motivation to cook and eat? I want to gain a bit of weight to see if it can help my barely breasts but it's too much effort to go all the way down the stairs to get something to eat and I haven't eaten anything all day still.

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>>5267248
One door closes and another opens, anon :3

>>5267240
make it happen

Just learn how to make tasty food.

>>5267249
soylent and crock pot desu.

>>5267246
Take a wild guess who, they're a trip and we annoy the piss out of everyone

>>5267249
iktf...

>>5267256
kit or bexe

>>5267256
noella

>>5267242
Kit on suicide watch

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getting srs in 3 hours, so nervous, still at hotel. Had to drink 2 gallons of laxatives all night.

>>5267249
Really? You're not even motivated to eat?! Eating is awesome! And who the fuck gonna marry some can't cook, too lazy to eat slob desu?

>>5267243
>>5267223
is it worth it? do you put up well with light bullying?

>>5267255
Soylent green?

But I'm kind of in love with him........ We talked about it and he said, "Anon-chan, even if you didn't have a penis, this just wouldn't work." I feel like such shit and I can't stop wanting him to cuddle or hold my hand and everything sucks and nobody will ever love me

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>>5267215
You can at least use the right fucking picture you asshole D:<

>>5267268
lol big improvement

>>5267265
NO! Not the green type. I think it has something in it that's not good for you or somethin.

>>5267259
See >>5267261
Poor kit ;~;

>>5267260
I'm already nauseous af, I didn't need you contributing to that ;~;

>>5267268
You still look like Noelle, just with long hair

>tfw wallflowering
dont worry everyone im here to watch silently

>>5267273
But the green type is the best!

>>5267272
>>5267279
Someones salty :0

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>>5267284

>>5267279
she looks much better now not as angry looking.

>>5267268
i never see pookie post ever she must have that cis tier life huh if i ever see her I'm going to say really mean things to her now.

>>5267277
Are you completely over her now?

How could you just break her heart like that elanna??!

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>>5267289
Yes, yes, very impressive you've become so ass uncomfortable you took the time to obsessively make a picture desperately attempting to mock me to help soothe your feels.

*applauds*

>>5267290
pookie is my friend. she and frog are too busy kissing and holding hands to post

>>5267289
top kek rename the pic to T rage

>>5267264
i'm pretty mean sometimes too

So inside out is kind of boring me as a film. I like the parts of the whole inside the head interacting with real world but the rest is just dull.

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>>5267292
Bexe may have swept me off my feet and I may have realised that there's a lot more there.
Sorry kit ;~; bexe x elanna is now a canon pairing

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>>5267302
A++ samefagging anon friend! I award you a gold star for Internet participation :^)

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>>5267299
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

>>5267310
nice memes honny

>>5267301
Ohhhh so thats where Pookie has been :0

>>5267309
But you two were my otp!

Why do you have to ruin my ships

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>>5267312
oh god I'm dying

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>>5267312
>>5267313
That's nice : )

>>5267312
Do it

>>5267304
say something mean to me then just so i know what i'm dealing with

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>>5267320

>>5267312
wew lad, didnt realise the caliph was here

>>5267279
Take that back about my gf she's beautiful in every way

>>5267262
not a soul gives a damn? Hello I am like getting srs today, notice me

>>5267262
grattis! who are you getting it with? just before mine i was oddly very calm, like leading up i was super nervous about getting surgery (because it's surgery) but then it just like happened.

>>5267263
pls, I can cook if i want. Just getting started is hard. i had planned a mushroom risotto today

>>5267306
:/ I really liked that movie.
What else ya watchin today?

>>5267326
okay you gotta chill, what's the point of hating on someone so intensely? are you the person who photoshopped nycteri's face? that was fucked up but actually really funny

>>5267326
Lol do you have anything better than posting about how funny you find your own jokes to be or recycling the same shitty photoshops you slaved over /for free/ ? It's really not all that offensive : ]

>>5267306
oh no, i was going to watch that tonight

Just saying hi to Phobos, from EDF :)

>>5267337
Glad to see you can handle the bantz m8.

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I am so angry I want to stab your fucking eye socket and skullfuck you.

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>>5267335
I only do it because it's free (You)s because she always replies

>>5267330
okay your gf is getting trolled and whether it's successful or not you have to prove your loyalty but you're not doing shit nigga. i'm guessing you're the bottom in this relationship

>>5267346
i was talking about the one where she looks like a zombie demon.

>>5267340
Does anyone even post there anymore? I thought you guys just devolved into reposting how angry you are about Gamergatez and bragging about dox you never dug up :0

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>>5267317
I'm sorry I ruin everything ;~;

>>5267262
Congratulations and good luck. I know it's hard to stay calm beforehand, but the surgery itself will be over before you know it.

>>5267333
dr who when it airs most likely. besides that wont watch much

>>5267339
you may like it, its just not grabbing me. my interest in films is really poor now. i just dont get hooked like i used to

some salty skets in here tonight bruv

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>>5267351
These things take time anon

> feel asleep in less than half an hour and it usually takes me at least 2.
> not one PTSD flash
> don't even think I had any convulsions
> woke up early and slept in by choice, not necessity.
This happiness thing is rad af

>>5267345
Now you're just boring. Your entire strategy for getting under my skin is being shittier and shittier at photo manipulation. That picture is pre-HRT the fuck do I even care xD

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>>5267363

Aife is the most amazing, intelligent, caring and beautiful person I've ever met... even if she does like football. She's generous, funny and wildly talented. She is cute, honest, earnest and I can't wait til we go on a ski holiday and she teaches me desu

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>>5267348
"Trolling"
You're trying so hard to make this work and you just can't quite seem to get there can you : 3

>>5267352
It's gotten a bit slower and shitter, and it isn't being helped by old users attempting to dox almost every new user.

>>5267353
It's ok I will go back to shipping her with Erin and keep you with bexe for now. Although it's not as fun if both parties are into it :c

>>5267373
If you don't like being trolled you should stop showing that it gets under your skin tbhon

>>5267374
It was pretty funny the first time when it happened to Mr.Gask desu

>>5267356
i have never talked her and i don't know what her personality is like but i laugh every time looking at this while picturing her as a /transpassing/ sjw type.

>>5267373
it is working because you keep responding desu

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>>5267377
But anon that would require me being trolled in the first place :V
All I see here are chimpouts and some nerds who have nothing better to do than seethe on a Saturday morning.

>>5267373
i wasn't trolling, i just called her out for not saying anything. if i was dating someone and they didn't say shit when someone was talking shit i'd be like man you ain't got no love for me.

>>5267366
>>5267381

repost from old thread
>>5267186
no
>>5267187
?
>>5267201
nej jag är inte Swedish
or something like that

I ejoy the banter here

>>5267384
Or maybe we're talking in Skype about shit that isn't fucking stupid lol

>>5267382
Whoops look I did it again. Fucking suck it anon.

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>>5267383

>>5267384
Aife can handle her own battles, she has enough testosterone flowing through her veins that she could beat up any nerd here ;)

>>5267394
Holy shit just stop

>>5267215
>still using that old pre-ffs picture

I can see how miserable you really are

>>5267394
it's your relationship but i'd be a little bit mad if my partner couldn't stand up for me publicly. it's a hoe move. it's true isn't it?

>>5267376
Kit x Erin is a top tier ship though ^^
We can at least pretend to not be into it, we're trying to tone down the yuriposting and public flirting

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ladies, please
can we talk about something important instead of arguing? for example, which of my 20 boys i should try to commit to.

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What does /mtfg/ think of headpatting?

>>5267409
the one you love the most

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>>5267397
>>5267402
>Babytrolling intensifies
This is so pathetic I dont even know where to begin lol. Try harder.

>>5267411
weird
>>5267409
easy answer
ditch them and get a gf

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>>5267409
You should just get into a polygamous relationship with all of them, go move to a deserted island where there's no internet and get gangbanged every day and drink semen for nutrients

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>Oh I look so awesome!
>"Oh HI cis girl friend! Wanna do selfie together?"
>MFW after we took the selfie


We look so diffrent comparted to cis girls ;_;

>>5267405
No its called this is the Internet and this shit doesn't matter. Someone called me not pretty, boo hoo hoo ;___;

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>>5267411
It is our fetish tbhon.

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>>5267412
>>5267422

>love
>gfs

no ok see but these don't apply

>>5267423

the magic of 4 years laser and makeup amirite familia?

>>5267185
I know that feel

>>5267428
I think they are wrong for calling you not pretty

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>>5267429
>>5267411

>>5267409
actually, what happened to the chef boy you were talking to? chefs are the best <3

>>5267435
>>5267428
i agree. they have a really bad picture of you but you seem cute in the new one. i don't know who you pissed off to get a reaction like this so often.

>>5267402
>>5267423
Why are you so boring?
Is your life miserable?

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>2/3 of the way to my goal weight
>actually look kinda good in the mirror

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>>5267436
>tfw no bf to pat your head

>>5267435
I personally disagree with that assessment as well. I don't believe random analblistered anons are a very unbiased source for any assessment on my looks. Plus they reek like basement dweller imo : >

>>5267437
>chefs are the best
After dating someone in the food industry for years, I actually strongly disagree. ;~;

>>5267439
It's just angie pignose shitposting again, don't mind it

>>5267437

idk he was talking about wanting to see me and stuff and then fell off the face of the planet. that's happened once before with him too so i'm sort of just crossing him off the list lmao

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>>5267405
I'm a peacemaker not a fighter sorry for not being a testosterhon. I just want people to leave her be so I can get back to eating ass

>>5267439
>Why are you so boring?
>Is your life miserable?
I just want a thread where every second post isn't Aife and anon trying to out shitpost each other

>>5267438
*shrugs*
I dunno. They seem really committed to it though. Thank you though <3

>>5267447
you gotta get a nice one though!
chefs who are edgey and douchy suck but nice chefs who just love to cook are the best <3

>>5267450
aw shucks :/ oh well sucks to be him

>>5267447
Post pics of bexe and kit please

>>5267451

>Titchbits calling Aife a testosterhon
>That subtle shade throwing

hehe

>>5267454
Maybe anon should fuck off then. I'm just defending myself f a m.

>>5267451
S-s-so lewd >.>

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>>5267448
You just responded to me you dumb ass.
I have no quarrels with Aife or dollface.
I've been at work since 9 and just got on break

>>5267468
>Replying to yourself
Wow, that's a new low Angie

>>5267468
your tattooo is muddy

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>>5267471
Here's your free (you)

who is angie and why should I hate her?

>>5267471
Sorry I'm not regular here. Angie is the one that recently got FFS?

>>5267479
Yeah and she tries to shit up /mtfg/ on the regular

>>5267477
Angie is an older girl among us, just had FFS, judge her by her posts now if you're new.
She's been nothing but nice lately, I guess beating her with a pretty stick helped to mellow her out a lot.

>>5267458
Being nice wasn't the problem, they just were always worked to the bone, worked odd hours, and very routinely had to cancel or delay plans due to overtime. I wouldn't date someone in the food industry again, I like having a partner that I can actually see ;~;

>>5267459
Dont got none

>>5267262
I hope your recovery goes well

>>5267432
>4yrs
You look 95% the same
Makeup and lighting is the 5% difference

>>5267487
I work in the industry, its destroyed half of my relationships do to not seeing significant other

>put in an app at taco bell
>call manager to try and get an interview
>have to wait a week for a possible callback

JUST. Goddamn I just want to work somewhere fuck. Being broke and jobless is the worst ;_;

>>5267484
I'm the worst :8)

>>5267486
All ffs did was make me comfortable with myself. Doesn't matter on the beauty though that is always a plus and is subjective.

I'm mellowed out now because I'm just tired of fighting. I want the community to be better. We shouldn't be shying anyone here. We should be helping them like how dollface helps others.

>>5267432
so pretty

>>5267487
Describe them then

>>5267487
yea that's a thing I guess :/
I also worked as a chef and my partner was too so it just kinda worked for us but I can see where it would suck :/

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>>5267497
For what it's worth. I never had a problem with you. And I agree all the bitterness and fighting is p tiresome and pointless. All it does is just make everyone depressed desu

>>5267493
I'm sorry, it happens way too much, and I saw and heard of it happening a lot when I was with him. It's just so hard to make things work when the odds are against you ;~;

>>5267509
As a general rule it seems like chefs can date chefs no problem, if you both work the same schedule it's alright. The stable long term relationships among my ex's coworkers were all on the same schedule.

>>5267499
Why would I do that when I promised that I wouldn't?

>>5267512
People want to hold onto grudges and fulfill their miserable existence

>>5267512
It is pointless. Why the fuck anyone wants to troll here when they can shit up Susans Place and just cycle through proxies until the mods break down in tears is beyond me.

>>5267527
I think it's funny how Susan's is frowned upon when in reality it isn't that bad.
It's mix of both young and old transitioners

>>5267521
I refuse to date anyone in the industry due to so many of us being jaded

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>>5267522
sure, I am miserable, and I am here
but you are here too
we are here together
miserable, miles away from eachother, together

>>5267521
yea although it's tough finding nice chefs lol. so many have a chip on their shoulder

>>5267538
Well not all of us are miserable.
Edie isn't miserable, I thibk?
Just because we post here doesn't mean we are miserable. We just assume that.

I'm not miserable right now :/

>beer and fucking
>my life in a nutshell
wat do l

>>5267532
I think its because of the implied forced niceness. Like the reason I like /mtfg/ is this is still 4chan. If I want to call someone a stupid cocksucker, I can. I like these threads when they're calm and nice but I don't want to be babysat by someone worried if someones feelings could be hurt.

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>>5267547
I was just making a leap so I had some context for posting that reaction image because I liked it a lot DESU

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>>5267559
now thats edgy

>>5267559
Same here dude

>>5267551
>>beer and fucking
Your livin the dream bb.
(My life goal tbhon)

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>>5267565
Its kay oddish you're still one of my faves. (You gross fucking weeb lmao)

>>5267565
But we shouldn't be connected because we are miserable

>>5267423
You can tell Dollface was much more masculine prehrt than she says

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>>5267547
>tfw more miserable than my posts let on

>>5267533
That's understandable, plus dating someone in the same profession also has its own issues outside of that.

>>5267540
That does seem to be a bit of a problem yeah. Idk, it seems to be less of a problem with bakers than restaurant chefs, my ex worked at a patisserie and pretty much everyone was friendly despite the stupid hours and workload.

>>5267551
More of one or the other

>>5267559
Same. 4chan feels like it reflects human nature a lot more than a carefully moderated site like Susans. People aren't always nice, it doesn't feel real if niceness is forced.

>>5267571
(Did you know she watches football and plays video games? Omg how embarrassing)

>>5267568
Ty, I try my best :0

>>5267569
>dude
I see what you did there anon and I do not approve.

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>>5267573
and I did it a second time just now! All I care about is posting these reaction images.
>>5267571
wow, I'm someone's fave! That's cool, I was pretty sure everyone here had forgotten about me and stopped caring. Which was also fine I guess.

>>5267532
Susan's gave me ptsd as a kid.

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>>5267586
Le edgemeister

>>5267586
Sorry man, I'll try to be more sensitive :(

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>>5267580
But why miserable?

>>5267593
.....

>>5267595
K

>>5267580
Absolutely exactly. The entire reason I enjoy when these threads are calm/friendly is because it's real. I don't want to pretend that I'm happy if I'm not happy. People have good days/bad days and it's stupid to not acknowledge it or allow it to be expressed.

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>>5267573
I'm not really miserable, just a tad lonely desu. Besides that minor hangup, my life is on track to get better fairly soon.

>>5267586
Absolutely unforgivable. Only normies are allowed to post here. Gas all the weebs desu

>>5267593
Naw ur qt irl and your sarcastic ass posts usually get me to laugh lol. I don't comment all the time cuz I try (and fail) to be witty and humorous when I post. But still death to weebs. Its time to start the normie uprising

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>>5267597
>>5267601
Yawn

>>5267210
kind of like boogers but stronger
the texture's kind of weird especially if it's inconsistent
it's an acquired taste imo

>>5267226
>>5267235
kek, not me but accurate post nonetheless

>>5267249
soylent

>>5267262
good luck! sounds like anxiety squared

>>5267277
er wow fucking rude

>>5267279
>tfw your face gets used as an insult it's so ugly
feels bad bro

>>5267366
it me

>>5267372
yeah yeah and she cures cancer with her touch, we get it already

>>5267389
lily help how do I get ffs?

>>5267409
try fucking polyamory for once, jesus

>>5267411
I prefer hair-stroking, it makes my back arch and shit

>>5267442
iktf atm, it's good to be skeletor

>>5267494
being broke jobless and disabled is even worse

>>5267597
That's too old for these kids, anon.

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>>5267608
>desu desu desu desu desu

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>>5267608
>me
>humorous at all
i'm like the least funny person I've ever met

I'm going back to work

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>>5267389
hon e en jävla hora ! c:
i can viking too

>>5267618
Holy fucking shit

Kill yourself you fetishist

>>5267580
I'm always on the lookout for a sugamamma to get out of this profession

>>5267618
Oh cool I cure cancer. But unfortunately... I can never cure Noelle's jealousy :<

>>5267580
oh god bakers have even worse times cause they have to be up and out before dawn :/
but I'm not sure. My last ex was working up to becoming a baker but she never was one while we were dating so I'm unsure of how that would have turned out
she's kind of a bitch so i guess not well :^)

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>tfw will never be a rave girl

>>5267620
There is not ng wrong with saying desu desu

>>5267621
Fine geeze your sarcasm is funny

>>5267640
You don't get self conscious and social anxiety from raves? ;x

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>>5267575

before hrt i was in a frat and played football and wrecked pussy left and right
now i'm just a frail girl who takes huge cock as a hobby and calls men daddy, living off their money and having filthy bp pounding sex. hrt, not even once

>>5267640
Have you ever been to a rave? It's a bunch of really seedy Mexicans selling E in a building without ventilation that smells like the sweat/BO of an entire crowd of people dancing and on drugs. I feel bad for the go-go dancers~

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>>5267646
>You don't get self conscious and social anxiety from raves? ;x
Not at all. I like clubbing when I'm in the mood.

>>5267648
There's no Mexicans where I live.

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>>5267603
>why miserable?
Because I'm 24, broke, living with my parents, stuck wasting long days in pointless and uninteresting classes and lost a lot of my friends over the course of a long term relationship. At least I'm not miserable due to trans stuff I guess.

>>5267606
Word, we understand each other ^^

>>5267639
Honestly, there's very few people cut out for it, so it wouldn't surprise me desu ;~;

>>5267646
>social anxiety
>raves
Drugs tend to cause social anxiety to evaporate. MDMA is popular for a reason.

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>>5267646
this one requires a .gif

>>5267658
Seedy white, asian, person of any description tbqh. I picked Mexican because the only groups of people ballsy enough to cruise around Colorado with 100 to 500 X pills are usually in a gang and that gang is usually hispanic.

>>5267660
yea

now MUSICIANS
that's where it's at <3

is shrinking on hrt a thing? shirts that used to fit me really well are all long and the sleeves go past my hands now

>>5267695
What does a stripper do with her boyfriend before she goes to work?

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Who are the ugliest trips on /mtfg/?

Someone should make a collage

>>5267699
Hrt is actually condensed magic, so you might just be a short girl

>>5267660
You're getting your degree elanna. There's a lot there to be proud of even if things aren't ideal. Broke, living with parents, and hating stupid classes. You sound like a normal everyday college student <3

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>>5267703
How about we dont because that idea is fucking retarded and toxic.

>>5267701
I would have no idea
are you implying only strippers date musicians?

>>5267695
Drops him off at band practice

>>5267710
Are you afraid of ending up on there?

>>5267703
here's one (you)
take it, you've earned it

>>5267716
No I'm pretty sure that's a given. It'll be the same pre-HRT picture as it always is. You'll randomly show up and post it every few days and no one will give a shit. So fuck you and your shitty idea in all honesty.

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>>5267727
Chill out dude, what are you so mad for?

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>>5267732
I'm not mad at all Im amazed at how fucking predictable you faggots are ^___^

>>5267666
I wish to was still in nfl

>>5267695
I would love to date a musician :3

>>5267699
There's some room for soft tissue movement, so it's possible I guess. However, I grew "taller" on HRT because I actually started carrying myself with confidence.

>>5267705
That's true, but by the end I will have been in school 8 years. I mean, I'll have something to show for it, but I don't think any career student is really that happy. (Unless you're a Chad or a Stacy)
None of my woes are due to gender now, so I at least know I'm in a better spot than several years ago ^^

>>5267742
I'm a published musician!

>>5267732
go back to spamming trap threads on /r9k/ and /b/ you vagrant

>>5267742
>I would love to date a musician :3
the first person I thought of was anne
oh no is this how crushes start?

USING A SMARTPHONE IS SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE WITH DYSPRAXIA REEEEEE
I'VE SPENT THE LAST 5 MINUTES JUST TRYING TO CLICK ON A WI-FI NETWORK TO CONNECT TO IT

>>5267629
what part of that post is that even a response to? what's so fetishistic? the bit about polyamory? all the polyamorous people I know are cis

>>5267703
I can name a good one

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>>5267742
B-b-but elanna don't you want to c.. crush some puss ;~;

>>5267647
You're strong, that girl looks bigger then u

>>5267742
yessss like a tall boy who tours locally with his band
and he looks all hardcore and stuff but he treats you like a princess <3

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http://strawpoll.me/6064170

>>5267764
She prolly won't come back

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hey i just realized this edition is about nihilism and i'm down with that
>>5267739
sure, t.o. is gone, but we're witnessing the first gay franchise qb as we speak, isn't that something to behold in itself?

>>5267764
wait she got bullied out??
but she's cool ;_;

>>5267695
is my music good? i play around in audacity a little bit from time to time. i have sort of an unofficial cd put together.
vocaroo.com/i/s1k5FTutTTVc

>>5267746
Would you cuddle me and play vidya? <3

>>5267749
Lol, I thought that too desu.

>>5267751
>tfw never wanted to crush puss
>tfw wanted puss crushed

>>5267760
That's the good stuff there :3

>>5267703
I volunteer as tribute.

>>5267775
>Lol, I thought that too desu.
b-back the fug off!??!

>>5267775
I'm not much one for cuddling, but I would....

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I hope kayla is okay

>>5267768
Trip on ufufu

>>5267787
She might be lurking at this second. She may see you're desperate and come back.

>>5267787
with her psycho family? doubtful anon

>>5267772
Rawr doxxed her

>>5267787
>>5267798
there's no doubt she is here right now. you think she all of sudden got a life? she leaves every 2 days .

http://strawpoll.me/6064341

>>5267249
move the computer next to the food, and move it away when you've eaten enough.

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>>5267773
it sounds good but there needs to be like a melody or something over it
I feel like it's building up to something but there's just nothing :/

>>5267775
yeeeessss like this boy <3

>>5267802
Wow. Rawr really is a grade-A piece of garbage.

Weren't they friends too? Yikes

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>tfw your GPU might be slowly dying

>>5267821
its minimalism!

>>5267826
iktf ;~;
Can you get a new one?

I love Aife

>>5267782
Don't worry. You don't have competition, she's funny but not my type :P

>>5267826
Noooo ;~;

pokemon x sucks

http://pasteboard
.co/2jepzVhS.jpg
Chorizo and avocado burger <3

>>5267813
I experience gender dysphoria, I don't know how else to say it to you, for fuck's sake. I'm trans. This debate is getting boring.

>>5267825
She was but she turned around and doxxed her. She has done this to several other people too.

>>5267749
>.>;;

Everyone post The trip you most want to meet and cuddle with

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>order a blackened chicken caesar salad and a hoagie w/ a 2 liter of coke because hrt hunger
>they forget my 2 liter
>"oh sorry, we'll bring it to you right now!"
>mfw half the reason i ordered food was because of the 2 liter

watch them take an hour to bring it to me. god these ppl. they have one job!!!

>>5267838
nah i'm p poor rn

i have an old gtx460 lying around but that's a serious downgrade, also >nvidia

>>5267842
i think it's ok now, sometimes one of my monitors will suddenly have corruption and i'll have to restart ;_;

also hi :3

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>man face
>man shoulders
>man ribcage
>man waist
>man hips
>man arms
>man legs
>man hands
>man feet
>andro hips
>girl butt
how

>>5267852
hopefully you get the money to get a new one soon

>>5267851
Tbh they probably have 2+ jobs if they are working fast food. lol

>>5267852
Good morning I hope you slept well ^^
That's good at least I hope your GPU is OK. Gotta run now but I'll be online tonight :3

>>5267851
what do u need a 2 litre for?

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>tfw haven't felt badly dysphoric for a while
>take progress pic cause 1 month on HRT today
>huge fucking man chin
oh...great

>>5267837
I mean it's good! I just feel it's missing that :/

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>making fried rice
>accidentally put both sun dried cayennes in
Oops

>>5267861

woah how did you type desu
is it only because it's capitalized? also i guess so. i'm just frustrated without caffeine ;-;

>>5267868

to keep me alive

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>>5267851
>they forget my 2 liter coke

>>5267865
i did, i hope you did too ^^

good luck wherever you're going, talk to you soon :3

>>5267859
i'm going to start applying for jobs really soon desu so hopefully that will pan out and fund me a new one, although i have other more pressing goals to save for

>>5267876
why
pls edie no drink some vitamins or minerals instead

>>5267881
Yeah. I gotta do the same thing. Not having a job and trying to fund things is too hard.

>>5267876
Tbh desu <---guess so.

Nihilism and YOLO have the same ideological basis.

>>5267847
i-it's not like I wanted to listen to Dark side and watch teh wizard of oz with you or anything b-baka!

>>5267896
that sounds cool. i've never done it.
dark side is such a classic tho hnng

Everyone post their voice now

>>5267841
Wooooah I love Titchbits so it all works out I guess <3

>>5267897
it's actually really cool, the first time I saw something like it was at the pink floyd laser light show a couple of years back.
I'd love to do that with you one day ; 3;

>>5267898
pls no

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>>5267852
I have a 7770 spare if u want that, its up to you. its just sitting in my cupboard and its not really worth the time to sell it on so might as well give it away. (im from england so could take a while to ship if ur from america)
>potato pic related

>>5267910
DO IT GIRL

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>>5267898
No thanks, I'm good lol

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>tfw sick but still have to work because too many people already called in

>>5267905
yeah nah it'd be kickass
brb im gonna go listen to a bunch of floyd now

>>5267913
>Posting my manvoice
pls no

>>5267918
It better be The Wall, Animals, Wish You Were Here, or Dark Side. I better not fucking catch you listening to Meddle D:<

>>5267877
>>5267887

i'm an amerifat drinkin dr pepper drownin my sorrows Tbh

>>5267892

ty for this most lovely of tips Senpai

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>still feeling dysphoric
>go into kitchen to make lunch cause hungry and feel like shit
>instantly break down crying as soon as I get to the kitchen
so when is it fine to just an hero

>>5267626
just started learning it
jag älskar det tho
>>5267618
no idea sorry never had ffs
>>5267580
how tho
>>5267570
you can do it girl

>>5267870
not constantly looking at your face to see hrt working real time

>>5267826
A-And my dear, we're still goodbyeing

So I missed the ufufu doxxed by rawr story, can someone quickly greentext it?

>>5267930
fuck you.
meddle is one of their best.

>>5267931
no no what you need is to cool out and get boosted with a cool 24oz monster energy beverage

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>>5267932
The time is nigh for all of you. Whether it be now or in ten years, you will have to come to terms with the reality that you aren't a girl

>>5267932
I'm sorry :/ whoremoans are fun like that

>>5267930
>I better not fucking catch you listening to Meddle
plebianites pls leave

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>tfw your skin is now thin and you scratch, bruise, and cut way easy and its winter which means there is no moisture in the air whatsoever so its 3 times worse
>tfw you're not used to boobs and you bump into shit or accidentally push against your chest carrying things
Son of a bitch D:

Goddamn shy girls, you'll never improve your voice if you're too scared to post and get advice on it!

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>>5267787
Hayyy kaylaa 'sup gurllll , upped dose to 48 mg yet?

>>5267262
Good luck!!!! Hope the operations is 100% successful for you.

>>5267936
varför läser du svenska?

>>5267885
Why are you posting Fargo gifs??

>>5267902
>>5267841
I'm too aspergers for this, it's sickly
well done on your romance stuff but please, get a room

>>5267898
nah m8

>>5267932
give it 2-3 years

>>5267944
everyone keeps saying shit without any proof anything ever actually happened, that's pretty much all you need to know

>>5267409
All of them...

>>5267940
wish I could but I have to look in a mirror cause I hate going out looking like shit

>>5267947
I just don't know why I'm even bothering cause I'm not ever gonna be a real girl and I started too late to be able to pass well enough to pretend unless I throw tons of money into surgery and stuff
I don't know why I've been so optomistic that I'll pass and look pretty
I'm just gonna be another fucking Caitlyn Jenner (except not like 60)

>>5267964
Noelle its okay, just count to 10 and repeat your REEEEEEEEE mantra until you're calm again

>>5267953
>tfw my skin is already that thin
what the fuck is 'mones gonna do to it, fuck

>>5267962
for fun

how do I become a cool tripfag?

>>5267898

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GvZ6J29gsP

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>>5267964
>Why are you posting Fargo gifs??
No real reason other than I like Fargo

>>5267981
>make a trip
>????
>profit

>>5267968
>>5267982
cis girls get out

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Itadakimasu