Gay General: Wrestling Edition

first for
>tfw no bf

I wrestled a bear once.
A polar bear.
At the North Pole.
With Santa.

since uni ended life is so boring and i lost all my friends

who /nofriend/ here?

>>5264447
>plot twist: Santa Claus WAS the polar bear
>2nd plot twist: Mrs. Claus likes to watch

>>5264440
I should've gotten into wrestling...

>>5264447
Incorrect! You wrestled Santa's pole whislt a polar rooted you on

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>>5264454
me...

>>5264454
>who /nofriend/ here?
me, but thats because i didnt go to college in the first place #regrets

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>>5264468
i guess we can pretend we have friends on here, we don't need real life interaction!!

>>5264454
My boyfriend is my only friend

>>5264472
i still have friends from uni i speak to but they live in wales. fucking sucks. why didn't you go to university?

>>5264464

Ok you got me.

I did a pole dance on Santa's candy cane in the North Pole while a polar bear watched through a periscope.

>>5264493
>claims to have no friends
>has friends
gtfo

>>5264493
well i did start right after i finished high school, but i dropped out after the first semester because of mental health issues. that was 3 years ago and im kind of afraid ill never go back

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>>5264478
true. i guess there are people around here i could hang out with, but i choose not to because they don't interest me. hoping to move back to the city soon and find some friends.
or maybe a boyfriend if i'm lucky.

>>5264497
Incorrect! Santa shoved a candy cane up your arse whilst the polar bear eiffle towered you

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>>5264482
RISKY AS SHIT. Going to be a loser but making your partner your whole world works out badly if something fucks up with him. i hope you and your bf are happy for ever tho.

>>5264499
they might as well be internet friends at this point.

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why am I so cute

>>5264497

Hitler's North Poledancing

>>5264511
Your droopy eyes

>>5264511
are those frosted tips?
please tell me those aren't frosted tips.

>>5264511
potential to be handsome, your not cute though.

>>5264519
somebody once told me i look like a dog

>>5264523
jelly much?

>>5264534
kinda rude desu! but its fine..

>>5264511
timestamp or gtfo
not even that cute desu. like ya id suck your dick but i wouldnt brag about it or anything

>>5264541
Which end of the dog?>>5264534

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>>5264541
you would look a million times better without them, bro.

>>5264552
damn son

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>>5264551
who the fuck said i would let you suck my dick family

>>5264552
just my face

>>5264556
i like you so i'll take your advice

>>5264501
go back dude it might be a totally different experience. i know there might be a money issue if your in the usa though.

>>5264503
yeah i couldn't function being gay or w/e not being in the city.

>>5264564
>i like you so i'll take your advice
awww you too bb

>>5264566
it's hell. :(

>>5264566
What city

>>5264541
How is that rude? Some people are cute and some handsome. I wish I was handsome but I'm just cute meaning ill look gross at 40 but you'll still be fucking twinks. You're just barely handsome.

>>5264580
i would rather be cute actually
i always thought i was cute

but i mean thanks for the compliment

>>5264580
I've gotten better looking with time. I was cute when I was younger, but now I'm extremely handsome, so I've been told....

>>5264566
>tfw on suburban college campus of 4000 students
;-;

I'm so thirsty

Who wants to wrastle, vernacularly

>>5264511
handsome face, but height and build decide if you're attractive.

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>>5264576
London. Its superficial as fuck though. I lost a lot of weight recently but I'm still chubby, that doesn't fly here. Also the rent makes me want to commit suicide.

>>5264594
Go be a slut? I fucked nearly every gay guy who would have me during uni I miss it so much. Just don't be a dumb slut like me who didn't use condoms a couple times.

>>5264622one of my relatives once was the PM there

>>5264509
>Going to be a loser
wtf rude

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>>5264636
I was being rude to myself anon.

>>5264629
Prime minister...?

>>5264622
I'm too shy to be a slut... Also too fat to be a slut. No one wants a chubby guy :(

>>5264654
Yes Prime minister

>>5264509
>Going to be a loser but making your partner your whole world works out badly if something fucks up with him
Yeah, idk what I can do about that though

Have you bought yours guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

>>5264507

No.

>>5264697
my penis is longer
i'm better off just pulling myself

>>5264716
A-anon..!

I think the boy I like is seeing someone.

Don't know for sure but I think so. Fuck.

>>5264727
ask him?

>>5264734
It's a bit complicated because I had a bad reaction to medication this year and he got caught up in it.

I don't know for sure but, this is going to make me look like a massive creep but, anyway...

He went away, came back and deleted his grindr. Made a new one and didn't log on for almost two weeks which wasn't like him at all. Just saw that he's on right now and hasn't specified his relationship status and has put that he's looking for 'chats, friends' whereas last time he had 'single' and 'chats, friends, relationship, dates'.

Maybe I'm over thinking it but I don't think so.
Feels shitty man.

>>5264440
>tfw sp and senpai will never wrassle

>senpai would win

http://youtu.be/MrVZm8jqok4

http://strawpoll.me/6059541

>>5264972
Butt bush a
Is a no go for rimming, gotta bad shaved or very little hair

>>5264972
im a strict bottom, assholes gross me out and i want nothing to do with them, thank you

>>5264944
lmao

>>5264972
Y tho

>>5264972
i'd eat his ass for sure. but he HAS to be clean.

>>5265026
This

>>5264972
I don't get the hype behind rimming. Had a guys tongue in my poopycave for the first time a few days ago and it just felt......wet.

>>5265026
live a little

Need advice /gaygen/

I play magic, and over the past number of FNMs I've developed a pretty big crush on a guy at the store. This has come as kind of a surprise to me considering I had previously considered myself straight, but he's very cute and I get flustered around him.

Two problems: 1) I don't know if he's into men 2) He's significantly better looking than me.

I work out and I've got a pretty decent body but I have a pretty ugly face, and I want to ask him out but I'm worried I'm too ugly for him. With women I've never really been concerned because if they turn me down for how I look then fuck them, but this feels different somehow. What should I do?

>>5265026

A Bay Bay

>>5265047
>tfw no mtg neckbeard bf
just flirt a little.
just a little bit and then make it a tiny bit more obvious until he gives you a bad sign or looks uncomfortable.

>>5265047
first things first figure out if he's straight then go from there.

>>5265047
>What should I do?
Post fac pic.

>>5265047
>4/10 wants a 10/10
yawn

>>5265057
h-hey~

>>5265026
would've figured you as a strict bottom w/ no ass eating type

>>5265047
its not hard really. Im talking to one of my classmates right now I had a crush on and he turned out gay hehe. Im glad hes into me <3
>>5265057
sup nigga

Isn't it amazing how quiet this place is when one man stops posting?

>>5264997
>not eating your top out
disgusting

the existence of straight men bothers me a lot

i don't think i can exist in a world where male heterosexuality is a thing. i find it really hard to deal with this every day. something has to be done.

>>5265068
well i mean i could go without it if he doesn't want it. if he wants it i am more than willing.
i'm like this strict bottom that just wants my baby to feel good.

>>5265059
>neckbeard
aw bro it's not that bad, cmon
>>5265062
lol
>>5265060
>figure out if he's straight
this may sound stupid but how can I do this without straight up asking? that seems gauche

>>5265090
is he qt and feminine? and your a bi guy that in all other aspects of your life and personality might as well be straight?
if so you are literally every gay web comic ever and i am so fucking jelly of your crush if this works out.

>>5265090
casually sit on his lap and see if he gets an erection

>>5265067

How you doin'?

>>5265071

Nm.

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>>5265098
you really wish you were a qt straight girl dont you boogie

>>5265098
he is very cute, kind of a feminine face but not body. he's very clean cut, to be honest he kind of looks gay? (dresses well, form fitting clothes)
and yes for all intents and purposes I'm a pretty "straight" guy. I work IT, lift weights, read sci/fi and fantasy, and play a lot of board/card games. The most stereotypically feminine thing about me is I really love cooking.

>>5265100
I should've known it was that simple!

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>>5265102
i just took a shower. doing this dishes in a bit. then off to bed. ;~;
i forgot to do the dishes lol...

>>5265121
i'm rooting for you two tbqh. please update us on how it goes.

>>5265047
Just ask him out and if he turns you down, then fuck him (not literally ofc). Really, that's all there is to it. You're not going to get anywhere by playing "what - if" while doing nothing.

>>5265130

Aw. 'Night.

>>5265130
im kinda hurt that you ignored my post desu

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>>5265137
good night bb~
maybe i'll see you on here tomorrow yeah?

>>5265143
get better bait and maybe i'll bite.

>>5265102
just the usual shit eh?
>>5265160
Night my nigga

>mfw I figured out how to get past the big bad block
>decide that my day was chill without shitposting
>writing jourmal now
>logged into an old account to playv smash with friends
>account was banned without me knowing for harassment and foul language
>made another account but laying low
>all tfe mods already knew me immediately and said fuck off

How was your day? Im going to be a freemason soon

>>5265117
Fuck off you feminization faggot

>>5265164
Pretty good met some guys and got some clothes.

>>5265131
Yes I know but I almost always become paralyzed by indecision in these situations so I talk it out a bit with myself and online first, it helps. I think I will ask him out, maybe next friday. Tonight he mentioned not having anything to do after the draft, I was going to ask him if he wanted to get a beer but there was a big group around.

>>5265160

Maybe.

>>5265162

Yeah I guess.

>>5265164
You aren't going to be a freemason

How can I tell if I come across as gay and/or flamboyant to other people?

I'm a bottom and a twink if that makes a difference.

>>5265179
i live for posts like this. please ask him out and come back here to update us on how it went. grab that beer m8. confidence is sexy no matter who you're trying to impress.

>>5265162
night.

>>5265189
well hit me up on skype if you can. you have to make sure you follow through on all those promises. ;~;

>>5265189
you okay bb seem little down today? Or you just tired of peoples shit :p

>>5265196
why does it matter?

>>5265218
I just wanna know

How can I not hate myself?
Being gay seems wrong.
A man and woman just seem right. Correct. The order of things.
I don't wanna be gay.
I want to die over this.

>>5265196
When you tell people that you're gay, are they even a little surprised? If not, then your flaming baby.

>>5265220
just be yourself :^)
>>5265223
Masturbate while looking in the mirror until problem is solved
It's not
Okay but
Too bad
That's silly. Being alive is better, and gay isn't so bad.

Why are faggots so goddamned indirect? Like you either like me or you don't. You want to hang or you don't. Why can't you just be straight with me? Stop playing games with me motherfucker!

>>5265249

What if I think I'll probably be horny enough to use you as a cumdump next week but right now I'd rather jerk off

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>>5265249
>Why can't you just be straight with me?

>>5265255
>tfw no bf to use me as his cumdump

>>5265257

kek I didn't even notice that

>>5265273

>no cumdump bf who takes all of my loads so he always has part of me inside of him

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>>5265255
>>5265286
>ywn be senpai's cumdump

>>5265257
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN FAGGOTT

>>5265255
I'm just frustrated this guy is sending me mixed signals. And when I ask him to be direct he just avoids the question/me. bout to move on honestly. I don't need this shit.

When I bottom I often get this sort of burning feeling when they thrust.
Is this normal?

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>5265608
like, a burning desire to be fucked?

>>5265640
If you don't want to see western stuff why don't you just filter it out? The button is right there.

>>5265249
>most faggots
You mean most people? Nearly everyone's like that.

Am I stringing people along if I agree to go on dates with them and my life is a fucking mess and quite possible always will be, when they have most of their shit in order?

>>5265735
I mean, if you're taking the possibility of a relationship seriously I don't think it's necessarily stringing along...

>>5265742
Ok, some background information. I'm currently just using my jaw as a profile pic. At least every day someone from 3-5 years younger than me starts contacting me. Somewhere along the line I expect they want me to initiate some sort of meeting, or they do - but how my life is, taken with the grain of my age, would means they would get really little out of it.

For instance right now some neuroscientist is messaging me, and he's five years younger than me. I don't even have any formal education, if our roles were reversed I would be more understandable but at some point I have to pull out to old "lay it all on the table" bit. Which is very avoidant I know, but if you spill it all out there people get this conventional tone and you drive them off.
It would just be nice to go on a date for once, but I guess I gotta try to fix things as best I can before attempting anything with anyone.

>>5265766
It's a tough situation to be in for sure, but yeah, laying the cards out on the table early on isn't really ever a good thing. Gotta keep it lighthearted.

I feel like you should just go for it, if the knowledge that some people will cut it off if they think your life is a mess doesn't deter you. Not everyone wants a"project" tbH, so if you want more mass appeal, then yeah, you'll have to work some of your stuff out.

But there are people out there who can look past all that in favor of you as a person, so don't give up.

>>5265766
>>5265790
This got away from me and got weirdly preachy and inspirational....in short, if someone thinks you're stringing them along because of your life issues even though you want a relationship, well that's really their problem, not yours.

>>5265805
I'm not worried about them feeling like I string them along, I feel bad feeling I'm stringing them along. I don't want to waste peoples time because I think our time is very precocious and shouldn't be wasted on dead ends.

>>5265822
I tend to look at it like, since you can't see which paths are dead ends, might as well try what you can.

>>5265822
>>5265831
As long as they enjoyed the ride, it doesn't matter if you reach a dead end. Turn around and find a new path to enjoy.

>>5265866
Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying. It's part of the life experience; there is no "wasted time"... Well, unless it's like a shitty abusive relationship (speaking from experience...) or something.

>in love


I don't like this feel

>>5265295
Move on anon, if he likes you he'll text you and keep in touch. Just be blunt .

>>5265888
Its nice man <3
>>5265958
Cute <3

>>5265958
I wish I had a bf like this :[

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>>5265958

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>>5266027

>>5265996
Why?
If you mean the right one it would just be a burden after some time

First one to dubs and ill carve their name into my skin and post pictures

>>5266046
It must be real nigga hours now.

>>5266055
Ding ding ding we have a winner.
Brb

>>5266045
>tfw burden after some time
>tfw going to die alone

>>5266066
well that was quick, im waiting <3

>>5266045
I mean the left. I'm not good with PDAs, like holding hands. Makes me feel weak and needy.

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i would suffoate myself in this mans crotch

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r8 1968 Frank Zane

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>>5266045

>not being able to inspire confidence in your boyfriend

Maybe YOU'RE the burden? Ever think about that?

>>5266114

That's very short sighted, but I admire your single mindedness.

>>5266187
It was mostly just that people seem to want the absurdly shy and reluctant bf that never gets their own confidence.

>>5266201

I used to be the absurdly shy and reluctant guy who never got his own confidence.

Then I realised its impossible to find a bf like that so now im working on my confidence and social skills.

>>5266201

Ah, yes, then it does seem strangely predatory as well.

>>5266205


Good to hear. What are you doing to improve?

>>5266211

I used to spend my free time wandering around the city on my own, but now im hanging around with these guys. Theyre still massive nerds - we go to piano recitals together and argue about politics and stuff - but i figure its a nice non-terrifying environment to get used to being social, and then after a bit maybe I can try and talk to "the cool kids" with my newfound social skills.

And ive made it a rule to never say no to an invitation, but i havent been invited to anything much yet. When I do get an invite though, im going to take it no matter what!

>>5266239
It works man. College and work helped me haha.

>>5266239

If you don't mind, can I ask how old you are?

>>5266308

18, still in high school. But as I'm in my final year I'm allowed to leave the school grounds and wander about the city in my free time if I want to.

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I put a digestive biscuit in the microwave for a minute, it went all bendy and hot (like your dad) and tasted funny (like your mum).

This post is my total contribution to the scientific world.

>>5266431
Digestive has always been a terrible name for a biscuit. Makes it sound like a laxative tbqh.

>>5266440

My understanding is that originally they were sold as such, more or less. Back in the days when you could claim fags helped people with asthma and heroin was good for babies.

>>5266431
Tfw no hot daddy bf

Ugh. I woke up disgustingly horny this morning.

>>5266453
Me too. I had a rock solid boner, and spent the first 10 minutes before opening my eyes rubbing it against my mattress and stroking my taint.

>>5266453
>>5266466

You
Awful
Sluts

Same tho

>tfw lifts have gone up
>tfw shirts are now tight around my pecs and arms

:')

>>5266525
Gonna need to see a pic, bra.

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>>5266431
>digestive biscuit
Must be a UK thing
>rugby pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0GFwvvGAdU

>>5266568
no homo bra

>>5266579
rugby if he stopped being such a fat cunt
and started doing cardio
instead of stuffing his fat turkish face with kebabs
and he would still be 3/10

>>5266587
why cant we all just get along
http://41.media.tumblr.com/14cfc09e1cbfe8878178356b72cba103/tumblr_nvx3kuQ9Ct1rg9x9ao1_1280.jpg

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>tfw no blond bf to reproduce with

>>5266604
no
i fucking hate that fat bastard
and all of those femgen freaks of nature who follow him
argh even now just talking about it is getting me angry

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im at a powerlifting meet

the guys here are so fucking dreamy....

look at these thighs~~

>>5266625
>suspicious sand negro in the corner
get the fuck out of there senpai

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>>5266610
>reproduce
I don't think you know how reproduction works.

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>>5266648
>not knowing about the miracle of trap pregnancy

Anon, when a man and a trap love each other very much, sometimes the trap goes on an all liquid diet so they don't produce the number 2, and after every fucking they put a plug in to keep the seed inside, and after enough of the seed has accumulated in the trap's boipucci, it congeals in to a human baby.

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>>5266645

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>>5266648
I have willpower, that's all I need to make strong white babies with my qt blond bf.

>>5266652
fucking racist what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>5266579
Rugby will never be look this good. Also one of my favourite prawns is this guy sitting on another guys face, the guy says "I could live here for ever" this makes dick explode with more energy than a thousand suns.

>>5266652
Omg rip anon :(

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>>5266659
I'm not racist.

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>>5266651
What happens if you plug a non-trap?

>>5266674
non traps are barren, they cannot give birth

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>>5266674
You get something magical.

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>>5266676
Simply not the case, senpai. Did you sleep through science class?

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Good morning everybody :)

>How did you sleep gaygen?

>>5266699
didn't sleep well at all ;_; insomnia is suffering, have gotten about 4 hours of sleep in the last 7 nights

>>5266705
I sleep like that every night pretty much. I'll keep waking up after a bad dream and I have to stay up for a while. Then I'll go to sleep and my alarm clock startles me :/

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>>5266679
Why is tentacle bara so hot?

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>>5266714
Humans born with tails. Discuss.

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>>5266678
sp have you tried the shc crack yet?

>>5266721
Just another appendage to be fucked with.

>>5266721
What even...

>>5266721
I bet there's a furry somewhere who's really jelly

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>>5266714
Seeing strong, physically dominant men subdued and played with is just incredibly hot.

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>>5266723
I have not.

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>>5266714
>bara
>of any kind
>hot
>ever

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>>5266724
>>5266726
There has never been a functioning human tail. More like dead weight.

http://www.evolutionnews.org/2014/05/are_humans_ever085411.html

"... as far as the medical literature reflects, not a single known human being has ever been born with, as he puts it, a "perfectly formed, even functional tail."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2660148/Indian-teenager-worshipped-seven-inch-TAIL-need-removed-hes-unable-walk.html
Silly indians.

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>>5266721
So when they grow up do they have to cut holes in the seat of their pants so they won't sit on their tails? Does it even have a bone? The pic was cringe-worthy but I'm somewhat interested.

>>5266733
sp did you make sure to give cranky jupp his vitamin d

>>5266741
the tail is cut off right after birth you dingus.

>>5266674
>>5266678
>>5266733

ugghh stop it with the big asses
I woke up craving a nice beefy one way too bad
this can't be good for my health.

>>5266739
What about people with horns and people who share a body? I remember on yahoo where the valedictorian and salutatorian of a class turned out to be two girls who shared a body but idk how it works. Who has control over what and do they live long lives?
>>5266744
Oh I had no idea.. Sorry :/

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>>5266741
The tails have no bone or spinal cord in them what so ever. It's just dead weight tissue that doesn't move.

>>5266748
Usually one controls either side. Unless their nerve endings cross paths then both control that individual part.

>>5266733
Yo mr. protagonist how much can you lift now?

>>5266756
It hasn't even made it to 300 posts you fucking moron!

tfw no slav bf

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>obviously gay boys

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>>5266755
I haven't been lifting much for awhile now, but it should still be 240lbs. Maybe a bit more now. Been doing a lot of heavy lifting at work.

fuuuuck me I've been chatting with this super beefy handsome guy for about two weeks and he sends me tons of semi lewd pictures >-<

he lives in another continent of course -_-

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>>5266746
Its an addiction. I dream about big bums every night.

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>>5266778
>I haven't been lifting much for awhile now, but it should still be 240lbs. Maybe a bit more now.

that's not how lifting works little guy

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>>5266779
When you meet someone hot and you're like "Damn what's the catch?"
>he lives in another continent
That's the catch :(

>>5266780
do you have a big beefy bum?

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34862437

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>>5266783
Ok.

>>5266776
>tfw friend from high school had a qt Croat dad
>Regularly worked out, thick dark hair, olive skin and blue/green eyes
>Would always smile and make lots of friendly conversation with me when I went to her house
>Dropped spaghetti literally every time

>>5266791
you should start lifting again before you lose your gains and disappoint your big guy >>5266789

>>5266789
what a fucking kek
race war when

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>>5266805
Pro-war mongers are just people who are bored with their lives and look for excitement through the destruction of others and fall of governments to fuel their boredom.

>>5266809
muslims have declared war on us
..................it was not our choice

>>5266809
to the camp with you

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>>5266833
At least my bodyfat % will go down being in the camp

>>5266809
Hey Jupp :)

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>>5266854
noooooooooooo :c

>>5266854
>tfw jupp and sp will never post their baratiddies and tumtums

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>>5266854
gross

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>go to gay bar with brother last night
>nothing but creepers hitting on us

One guy wasn't so bad, he called me sunshine and said "Have a nice night beautiful" when I was leaving :3c

>>5266884
>with brother
did you fug

THAT FEELING WHEN YOU HAVE NO BOYFRIEND.

>>5266884
>he called me sunshine and said "Have a nice night beautiful" when I was leaving
Creepy.

why are most gay guys fucking douchebags?

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>>5266894
no

>>5266897

He was being a gentleman about it tho, seemed sweet. It is better than some guy coming up to me and grabbing a handful of ass.

>>5266898
because douche bags are hot

>>5266898

>implying you wouldnt fuck a douchebag too

>>5266904

How old was said gentleman, nozzy?

>>5266926

Pretty sure he saw the rise and fall on the dinosaurs, but that's beside the point >:v

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>>5266884
>with brother

is your brother gay too?

>>5266787
In my dreams.

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>>5266930
Daddy issues detected.

>>5266935
thats a fuzzy bum

i like it

>>5266935

Brozzy is Biscum

>>5266937

I didn't say I liked the guy, was just saying he was a gentleman!

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>>5266895
Just pretend everyone feels as lonely as you and it'll be ok anon I promise...

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powerlifting competitors have the best bodies

i have been suppressing a boner for the last few hours

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>>5266943
Sure, kid. You want his daddy seed to make your belly all puffy!
I think it's pretty cute tbqh. Creepy, but cute.

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>>5266943
Biscum, say no more. But does he like vagoo or peen more?

>>5266941
Do you want to use as a pillow or just suffocate in it?

>>5266967
i want to rub my face on it and maybe... do lewd things

Any emo fans here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqkmml9U4bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9R-j2nHTq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NoIdJSAVr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLzSr-YUjtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7At6qGIZO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXa6OaUL6vc

>tfw no twink blond emo bf

>>5266930

Oh nozzy, you never learn

>>5266948
Or whine. Drink plenty of whine. Whine until your stomach's red and heart content. Red whine, white whine. Just whine whine whine.

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>>5267000
>tfw sitting alone in the dark drinking wine right now

>>5266967
>french muslim gay porn star
This man is living with so many contradictions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7ois_Sagat

>>5266935
>in my dreams
how much can you squat bae

>be at parents' place for family lunch
>talk with sister in law
>"You know, anon, I've got a friend who is really into you."
>"Oh, really?"
>"I told him you weren't interested though"
>"What? Why?
>"Oh, idk, you haven't dated much since you broke up with xxx so I thought you weren't interested in dating."

I think I self keked myself.

How to make a good grindr profile?

>>5267015
i'm an alcoholic but god damn dude its fucking 10

>>5267085

Do alcoholics not know about timezones?

>>5267085
not everywhere is on US Rocky Mountain time

>>5267048
Did you ask who the friend was anyways?

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>>5267085
It's 4 AM here, mate.
I don't really know if that's any better tbqh.

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Hit 250lbs for bench for reps.
65lbs on my bench till I hit the big boys club.

>>5267148
tiddies
now

>>5267033
are there actually practicing muslims who are noncloset gays?

>>5267033
He's a martyr for allah, practicing taqiyya on the dhimmi so they'll more easily trust us. hehehe.

Club creepers are ok sometimes. S'long as they're entertaining.

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h u s b a n d o

>>5267107
yeah she showed me his instagram

he's kinda qt
otter type

>>5266739
Ok WHO posted this picture??????

Could you PLEASE pack my luggage for me????

>>5267178
yes

boring saturday evening as usual

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>>5267296

not for me!
i just saw a 76 year old bench 60kg!

>>5267296

I'm sorry.

Well fuck I hate college. Having a roomate sucks. I just came on my stomach in bed, roomate walks in, cover myself with blanket and he sees nothing. But now I have cum on my stomach covered by blankey

>>5267407
If I was your roomie, I'd lap that cum up tbqh.

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Just finished my homework assignment for fall break
>mfw the answers were online
>the only person in the school who probably thought to do that
>mfw

>>5267400
kek dhel

>>5267407
cute desu

i just want a gay roommate

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Are you all out with your friends or are you just too depressed about not having any friends to reach your keyboards?

>>5267470
yeah, the second option

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>>5267470
An old friend contacted me a couple of weeks ago saying we should catch up when I get home from uni.
I really want to develop a social life again, but I feel like it's impossible since I've had no friends for the last three years. They'll probably just think I'm boring.

>>5267470
I'm actually avoiding leaving my room because I don't feel like talking to my friends who are my roommates. But I don't really have any conversion topics for gg.

*sigh* eventually I'll have to leave my room to get food.

>>5267407
I was masturbating in my room after class one day when this guy walked into my dorm room (which was unlocked stupidly). He lived in the same room one floor below and he must have been spacing out because he didn't realize he was in the wrong floor until he walked into my room and saw me with my pants around my ankles and two twinks sucking each other off on the screen

it was awkward. He must have been straight because he took off pretty quick

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>>5267470

just got home from a pl competition, going out to see a play later also.

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>>5267033
As long he's deep throating a thick cock with gusto while having a pretty much perfect body he could be ISIS for all I care.

>>5267043
Like 60kg pretty fucking pathetic desu senpai.

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>wake up
>still biscum
eeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wffPwC8E7l4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf-Qa7r_8Mo

why do his videos turn me on

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'morning gg

>>5267504
Or gay because twinks r girls?

>>5267519

Do you like rope bondage and Italian food?

>>5267514

>look at thumbnails
>domestic abuse and a PS4 ad

Hmm.

>>5267482

Do it, you don't want to end up completely isolated again. It's a shitty place to be.

>>5267475

Everyone can make it! :D

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Do girls like twinks?

>met few nice guys from grindr
>we both enjoy our time and bed
>everyone of them is either taken or from far away
Im so done. How the fuck I am supposed to find bf

>>5267514
Because you're into fisting and bukkake.

>>5267519
It's 7pm here, follow the empire's time pls. Also you're a hairy twink I don't think people will like you here sadly, cute face though.

>>5267536
Uh... I like Italian food anyway haha

>>5267537
yes

>>5267514
because you're into inarticulate screaming and eggs

>>5267541
I've only just started lifting. Hopefully I can be swole soon.

>>5267537

Everyone does.

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>>5267519
Blondie-kun, I really wanna hurt you.
Like, really badly. You look like such a cute squealer, you're my favorite gg Anon.

>>5267558
I'm not sure if I'm flattered or scared. You were Maki's bully weren't you?

/gaygen/ is bad

>>5267519
Stop being qt pls :c

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what are you listening to gg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0zG_Ucp4lg

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>>5267578
gaygen is stupid and evil

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>>5267562
Those feelings aren't mutually exclusive tbqh. God, I want to spank that chubby butt of yours so bad. You look like you'd be fun to cuddle too.

Me and Maki are through, yeah?

>>5267506
>60kg
it's more then sp can

>>5267582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZrPfq15yJ4

on one hand this song is literally just "Where is my Mind" with a power chord changed, on the other hand it's still amazing

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I mastered how to control it with one arm for two reasons,” he told me. It was a calm day at sea; all I could hear was the waves, the distant hum of the engine, and his low, gruff voice. “Both reasons have to do with you.”

I knew exactly what he meant, because the whole time he’d been sitting like that it was all I could think of. So I shifted closer to him and, laying on my stomach, slowly fished his semi-hard cock out of his speedos. I was used to it tasting a bit salty, and I was pleasantly surprised by the different taste the seawater had given it. I was already an expert at road-head, did his moans and his free hand so animatedly stroking my head mean I was a gold medalist at sea-head, too?

I swallowed his thick, creamy load, like I always do. He cupped my chin to lift me up to him and kissed me, deeply and sloppily, so we could further share in what we’d just done. I reapplied sunscreen to his entire body, just another excuse to rub him all over.

“Reason number two,” he then said, opening his arms wide again and pointing to his torso. Once again, I knew exactly what he meant.

We sailed down the archipelago like that for hours, me drifting in an out of pleasant slumber, him masterfully maneuvering our beast of a boat. A satisfied Man, in control; his treasure, his femmeboi, laying sweetly on his lap.

>>5267582
Not anything currently but for some reason this has been playing in my head some I woke up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0

>>5267610
>femmeboi
immersion ruined

>>5267610
this is stupid

>>5267627
thats like the funniest part though

>>5267610
>deflated chest
>weird looking abs

That guy needs to eat more. He could be a qt big tummied sailor.

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>>5267610
>I was a gold medalist at sea-head

>>5267643
I think he's leaving forward, which at least accounts for the chest...

>>5267643
Gainer pls go

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>>5267553
I think you'd look perfect with muscle. Just do what makes you happy.

>>5267596
I doubt that...that's after barely lifting. I have no routine.

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The protective, instinctive, assertive grasp of a Man on his boi, on that which is his. The soft and caring, yet magnetic, steadfast, seductive linking of the arms around his Man’s neck.

Never has a more raw, more natural attraction and need existed than that between a Man and his pussyboi.

>>5267610
Too bad the guy in the photo is bonafide straight even if won best gay porn star of the year. Ruins the fantasy.

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got told the other day by my bitch for the night that for a top I sure love sucking dick, anyone else like this

>>5267679

Suck his dick while you fuck him

>>5267679
I would never let a top suck my dick. Thatd be a huge turn off.
If i'm with a top I want to service him, not have him service me

>>5267689
>not wanting your dick sucked
weirdo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XQuCHQnkhB

:^)

>>5267686
New >>5267707

>>5267506
Those tiddies, that belly button, those arms

Instant wetness

>>5267582

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAt-B_QjK4