Gay General - Hairy Twink Qts Edition

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>twinks

Disgusting

Quack quack

i want to suck cute dicks now
where the fuck will this end?
i swear i was straight a few weeks ago

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>>5263089
>face = prepubescent
Gross
>body = hairy enough to look mid 20's
Wierd

old threads if you like reading shit posts:
>>5261918
>>5260618
>>5259468
>>5257984
>>5257961
>>5255656
>>5257076
>>5254535

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babyfaces with fuzz are qt

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>hairy twinks

i thought this was gaygen

>>5263108
>tfw sp will never be transformed into a hairless flaming twink

;-;

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>>5263124
Glad that will never happen. Gross

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>>5263003
>>5263010
cheese nibbling mice detected

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>>5263131
You could at least delete your previous post in the old thread. If you're gonna shit up threads with trash at least stop repeating yourself because we heard you the first time.

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>>5263130
SP your man is cranky, he needs his daily dicking already

Guys I think I found out why people don't hit on me. I have a resting fag face.

>>5263157
nah its because youre black dude
gays only like whites senpai
i get them desu
blacks are disgusting

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>>5263157
I think there's a couple of other reasons, kiddo.

I am a twink.
Ask me anything.

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>>5263131
>tfw cut

>>5263171
wanna fuck?

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>>5263171
I'm also a twink, but super masc. The most masc guy in gg, I'll have you know.
>Ask me anything
Do you have pink nipples?

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>>5263171
>Ask me anything
I must ask you to leave.
>>5263153
I'll give him some vitamin D later.

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I don't know what to think of this thread

>>5263171

Are you a cute twink who is just a boyish looking guy or are you a gross twink who is actually a tranny in disguise

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>>5263131
Is that why my cock has the same smell every time I try to wash it? It smells like penis
>ironically
and it feels like sweat. I tried using alcohol and deodorant but it comes back the next day. Good thing you can't smell it through your pants.
>>5263165
The reasons being?
I'm willing to listen to constructive criticism if it'll help me get fucked.
>>5263175
>no foreskin?
>no problem!
But seriously there's a nonsurgical foreskin restoration you can get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration#Nonsurgical_techniques
>Wikipedia
Sorry I couldn't find anything else. Just wanted to help.

Jesus christ why did I eat so much food? How do you masc4mascs eat this much?

>>5263203
are you masc4masc? gross
2 wrong dont make a right

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>>5263183
sp how did it feel to voice best boy?
the new beta crack is still only up to the end of the second week :(

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>>5263194
>>5263175
http://tlctugger.com/tlc-x/

worked for me

I almost had a heart attack /gaygen/

>be closeted
>have team lunch
>qt coworker with wife and kids asked me
>"which cashier would you like to bang, anon?"
>chose the girl on the right for shits and giggles
>qt coworker put his arms around me
>warmhetbod.webm
>pushed us to the right queuing line
>orders for the both us
>qt asked the cashier if she's single and her age
>she's single and 25
>she left us with the receipt, an order number and left to get our order

That body contact was fucking great. Thank god we didn't get her contact number.

>>5263227

How horrible

Thank god for all natural foreskin

>>5263176
yes
>>5263180
>I'm also a twink, but super masc
How is that possible? Isn't that contradiction..
>Do you have pink nipples?
Yea
>>5263183
pls i wanna stay
>>5263189
I would tend to the first option

>tfw alwys wanted a bf with a huge dick
>tfw got a bf with a huge dick
>tfw his dick is too big to fit in my mouth or ass even with lots of lube
>tfw no longer want bf with huge dick
>tfw in a sexless relationship with a huge dicked bf i don't want to be with

fuck my life

>>5263240
>not wanting cute tiny dicks
you are a baka desu senpai

>>5263237

Is your butt fuzzy? Boyish twinks with fuzzy butts can stay

>>5263240

kek

Just start training your sissyhole with plugs and stuff

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>>5263240
>be careful what you wish for
How big is too big?

>>5263248
i do have some hairs around my crotch and ass so yeah.
bad?
i should shave

>>5263253

cock-sized bottle width and about 8.5' long

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>>5263263

Shaving is haram

>>5263271
Those actually exist? Uh...... I can fit a coke bottle in my mouth. The girth I mean – not the full length
>mfw deepthroating bottles in 7th grade prepared me for this.

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>>5263236
It didn't hurt at all mang. Plus extra sensitivity in the glans and being able to have more supple precum and more intense ejaculations isn't horrible at all. What's horrible is cut people have to result to doing this in order to have a better sex life. Before I restored I literally had no sexual pleasure in the head of my cock. Now I have lots of pleasure.

>>5263286

is being in a relationship hard?
do you get annoyed or fight with sp?
I'm scared to live with another guy. I think it would be horrible as I'm a really private guy.
Having to open up to someone and share my stuff with them would make make me enraged.

>>5263300
>tfw they find your 4chan folder

>>5263286
So how do you shoot cum? I dribble even when I abstain for a week..
>all those upsides
What's the catch?

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>>5263275
>dat Colby

Unff.
>>5263219
Eh?

I hate being a manlet and having the chest size of a gorilla

>>5263313
as long as it's not fat, you're good

>>5263313
pics

>>5263210
No. I weigh 140lbs. I need to eat more though. Tonight I ate:

- Chicken and chips for dinner (probably somewhere 500-600 cal)
- 150g bar of chocolate (750 cal)
- 100g of kettle chips (500 cal)
- 100g of pistachios (550 cal)
- 200g of yogurt (230 cal)
- One banana (dunno)

Then to drink, a milkshake, and a carton of fruit juice. (About 400 cal)

I feel so full.

>>5263313

Hot

post manlet tiddies

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>>5263308
There isn't a catch. If you want it done just do it and be sure to have dedication. Took me 2 years to be fully restored. I didn't do the stupid leg strap thing. I did the TLC-X bidirectional stretching. I have always had good far distant ejaculations but with zero amount of sensitivity in the head. Now I have both. Your problem might be prostate issues. That I don't know what to do for since I don't have that issue.

chubby twinks WW@

>>5263227
lmao at that contraption. yeah nah.

>>5263328
Yeah im not fat. Must be some muscles from working out so much the last 6 months. But how I can become narrower and less broad?
>>5263329
>>5263331
Not possible right now. Sorry.

>mfw Jupp replies to my posts
Omg does this mean we're... Friends?

>>5263350
Here

>>5263352
you eat too much sugar/fat, or you just eat too much.

>>5263361
come sit on my lap and lemme rub that tum

skinnyfat is best boy

>>5263350

There's no such thing as a chubby twink

that's like saying skinny bear

>>5263362
I count calories and eat healthy, bro. I guess thats just how my body is designed.

>>5263107
Try not jacking off for a while

>>5263362
How was my munch here >>5263330 ?

Given I don't care if I gain fat. I'll burn it all off.

>>5263227
Okay I actually looked at it and it looks... Weird.. Like I have so many questions .-.
>internet friends
>implying
>kill me

>>5263369
Post an example for skinnyfat. Ill tell you if it fits me then

>>5263370
There's a whole world of body shapes outside of your porn video categories.

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>>5263370
however there is gay and super gay.

>>5263389
oh no

>>5263089

What is /gg/ listening to rn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUSwkbu1IjU


>>5263378
~3k calories are okay if you're active and you want to pack on some muscle.

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>>5263300
>hard
I wouldn't say it's hard. We decided to take an oath of complete love and dedication to each other. A boyfriend relationship is different from a marriage in the fact that Marriage is final. (blah blah blah divorce blah blah. yeah I know) But with a boyfriend relationship is just a phase in the process and you can end it easily. It's hard to end a marriage since you are tied together not only emotionally but financially and legally.

>fights
Not really, we are both individuals who respect each other. Sometimes one of us gets into a grumpy mood, but it never lasts long. It's a balance of "respect" and logical "understanding" of each other. I know his needs, wishes, desires, pet peeves, etc. and he knows mine and we try not to cross that border of discomfort between each other.

It's normal to be scared of sacrificing your needs for another. It's only natural being an independent individual to be scared of dependency. SP and I both are independent people and do our own thing, but we decided to be dependent upon each other for support on ideas, comfort when tough issues arise, and financial partnership and complete equal burden therein. It's like having a best friend who helps you with normal day life/chores while you in return do the same for him. A commune if you will. Don't get me wrong there will be plenty of sacrifices made by both parties, but in the end you fuse your life with the other for the greater good of your relationship/marriage.

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>>5263351
To each his own.

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>>5263395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IkUysQASQ

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>>5263378
>doubt.jpg
Unless you're 6'5+, you'll gain weight if you eat that much every night and if you also eat breakfast and lunch.

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>>5263227
Hey that's what I'm using

>>5263386

Fuck off tumblr

>>5263389

lmao ew

>tfw put a video on pornhub and now can't remove it
Fuck it, it doesn't have my face in it so whatever.

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>>5263395
>I'm in love with the bumble bee
His /straight/ love feels like sweet honey
Yet his sentiments
However short
Sting with an ever-lasting pain

>>5263424

What's it of?

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>>5263383
sign up for the forum it's free. and you can see testimonials with pictures of guys who restored.

http://foreskinrestoration.vbulletin.net/register

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>>5263309
>Eh?
Kouji sounds like your old vocaroos

>>5263411
I exercise a lot. Besides I couldn't eat like that every day. It'd fucking kill me. I intend to monitor my weight appropriately until I hit my target.

>>5263395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Dc1LEn4AM

>>5263437
Me spanking my ass and moaning

>>5263446
whore

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>>5263439
Now I'm curious. Got a link of it? What's the name of the game?

>>5263442
Phew

I thought you're one of those guys wanting to be morbidly obese.

>>5263456
Yeah I know

Another Friday another night without a bf

>>5263463
xD

link?

>>5263463
link

>>5263286
>no sexual pleasure in the head of my cock
Speak for yourself, I'm cut and my dick works fine

>>5263458
Ew no. But 140lbs at 6' is on the light side. I want to be 150, with more muscle than I have now ideally.

>>5263468
Same

>>5263472
Yeah I like rubbing it and just overall playing with my dick. I don't see how you could abandon your cock for a vag anyway..

>>5263469
>>5263470
I don't want it to be more popular, sorry

>>5263472
Your issue not my problem. Don't care. thanks for that useless information.

>>5263395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU

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>>5263446

What a slut

>>5263472

Keep telling yourself that

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Same pictures posted every thread.

Come one guys we need some new sexy.

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i think....

i think i might be juuuust starting to grow lil budding baratiddies...

>>5263491

Make sure to water them with jizz

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Who BBC here?

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>>5263496
....but what about the soil is that fecal matter?

>>5263497
id rather just fuck a horse tbqh

>>5263497
>tfw no qt Korean twink manlet bf with a cute 3.8 inch penis
W H Y L I V E

>>5263497

Factually incorrect study using selfreported data and then manually weighted according to the researchers racial prejudice.

completely debunked im afraid.

>>5263490
My hard drive is full of gay porn videos, that I had to delete the sfw pics.

Should fag be the new nigga?
As in we can say it and breeders cant

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>>5263497
>asian average

Oh god I'm so sorry. A dick below 5" inches is just not worth the blow job, going from personal experience it's fucking awful.

>>5263457
Super Health Club

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>>5263501
size queen

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>>5263519
Isn't that already pretty much the case?

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>>5263522

but little dicks are adorbs :3

>>5263519
it is fagbro

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>mfw sludgepuppy is MIA
>mfw jupp and senpai are literally cancer

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>>5263531
They disgust me. Babies are cute too but I don't want to put them in my mouth or let them in my butt!

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>>5263544

[5:06:53 PM] Senpai: >mfw sludgepuppy is MIA
>mfw jupp and senpai are literally cancer
[5:07:13 PM] niko: aw
[5:07:14 PM] niko: you're not like
[5:07:16 PM] niko: super cancer
[5:07:18 PM | Edited 5:07:26 PM] niko: :3c
[5:07:33 PM] Senpai: bitch
[5:07:40 PM] niko: :*
[5:07:51 PM] Senpai: suck my dick
[5:08:07 PM] niko: shlurp shlurp

>>5263549

h-how small is too small for you?

>>5263549

Shit taste desu senpai

>no cub bf who blushes when i tease his cute lil weiner

>>5263491
im so glad im a hairless princess

>>5263544
dumb frogposter

>>5263566
below 5"
learn to read anon

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>>5263575

so was I until 2 months ago (see pic)

i wouldnt be so secure...

>>5263511
not to mention the scaling on that graphic is skewed af

>>5263579
wtf
hope you shaved your pubes

gross desu

>>5263588

Oh I actually did trim them recently. I kept hearing Guns N Roses whenver I pulled my pants down, so I figured it was time to take care of it.

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>>5263544
The worst there is so watch out nigga I already infected you with my cancerous venom. There's no turning back. Stupid fag.

>>5263446
post linx

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>>5263570
That's great if you're a top but I don't want to be confused whether he's stuck it in or not. Lol but do guys actually like if you tease them about their small peen, wouldn't they just tell you to fuck off?

>>5263566
When you don't struggle a little to deep throat.

>>5263596
Oh my god I hope so has a psychotic episode and throws you down a flight of stairs

>>5263611

How's 5.6 inches?

Actually I'm not even sure why im worried about this, im an almost total bottom... but still. It bugs me.

>>5263616

is only imageboard
y u heff 2 be mad?

>tfw sub otter top
>tfw power bottom musclecub bf

I honestly can't complain about anything.

>>5263636

i 100% dont believe you

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>>5263616
Someone takes 4chan wayyyy to seriously. You really should get a hobby, job, school, life if you get so upset with some random person posting pictures and saying things that aren't important.

>>5263398
>We decided to take an oath of complete love and dedication to each other.

Yet, SP constantly has talked about jerking off to other guys while you aren't home. Is that not a form of cheating that he doesn't even give you one thought when he cums while thinking about other hairy men?

>I know his needs, wishes, desires, pet peeves, etc. and he knows mine.

Are you a genie? Only God truly knows all of those things. We can only pretend to really know each other at best as you can only know a person based on what they tell you which may not be true or be an exaggeration. People in love often have exaggerated feelings for one another due to delusions they've formed about each other. Compared to what God knows about each and everyone of us, we don't know really know shit about one another. Ultimately you both will find out the only one you can truly depend on is God and that goes for each and everyone of us.

>>5263617
To be fair that's a pretty good size. Its also a lot more about your technique, but since you're a bottom who gives a shit.

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>>5263636
Either you're very lucky or this is a lie.

I want to believe tho

>>5263651
not him but you clearly have never been in a ltr have you?

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>>5263651
>God
Discredited instantly

>>5263089
>thin, lithe body
>hairier than a fucking grizzly bear
Why live?

>>5263663
Hairy twinks are fucking GROSS.

>>5263663
Build muscles or shave

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>>5263663

seriously man you have to start working out or God will smite you from this earth

skinny hairy guys are wrong

>>5263644
Okay?

>>5263656
He's sassy and masc and I love it. He gets off on getting me off and rides me all the time. He's a bit rough though during sexand I ended up with bruises on my nipples last time we fucked

>>5263660

>implying people in LTR's can't lie to one another and cheat

It happens 50%+ of the time.


>>5263661
What happened in your childhood that made you not believe in the supreme Creator?

Even though you pretend to not believe on 4chan an angel tells me you've prayed and cried to God before over things. He's listening even if you may not think so.

>>5263673
i dont wanna be that guy
i want to be with that guy

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>>5263627
>y u heff 2 be mad?
i still miss the rad russian ;_;

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>>5263674
>He's sassy and masc

>>5263611

I mean there are people that like it when you call them faggots so

>>5263636

Nice bait

>>5263663

post pics

>>5263690
>Nice Bait
Hey senpai, how are you doing?
It's not bait, I just got lucky

>>5263682
>Flyers
Good taste

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>>5263677
Nothing happened, never believed in any of that religious junk. Science reveals all truth. Nature is my god.

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>>5263701

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>>5263686
Sassy and masc.

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>>5263682
>not Oilers

>>5263677
I wasn't talking about cheating.

I was talking about you don't believing that you can get to truly know a person because they might be exaggerating their feelings or something like that.

When you spend enough time with someone you learn about them not from what they tell you but from the way they act and answer to the different challenges, small or big, or life.

Also, for a lot of couples, masturbating to other people is not cheating. You're already having sex with your partner, you don't need to imagine it, after all. That's just something you agree on with your parnter.

But since you keep talking about God I'll assume this is just bait.

GAYGEN POLL: http://strawpoll.me/6058115

>>5263712
>oilers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5263703

Nature didn't form out of nothing. Don't you agree that a smart designer/creator had to of created everything?

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>>5263712
>get gifted the #1 pick 3 years in a row
>still shit

at least you're not a filthy yinzer pensfag at least

>>5263716

I agree that you can get to know a person better when you're in a LTR and living together, but even than they can hide things. We can never truly known someone 100% is what I'm saying. We can know maybe 25% at best.

>>5263723
who created the creator tho

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>>5263723
>Nature didn't form out of nothing.
How do you know? If god is real; then who was phone?

>>5263735
>but even than they can hide things
people can do many things
that doesn't mean they will do them
also
[citation needed]

What a lonely friday night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14b8dVUdgCE

>monday
>have no internet at home
>call company
>"uuuh it's a particular problem with ur router we'll send someone on Friday"
>Friday
>No one comes
>Call company
>"uuuh noo we found out it's actually a problem in your area it should be fixed by monday or tuesday cos our technicians only work from monday to friday"

keel me

>>5263752

I don't have a citation but if you really think about it and dig deep down you know it's true. :3

>>5263723
The watch maker analogy is retarded and you're retarded for believing it.

I spent $190.20 on groceries and eating out this week.

Winter is here.

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>tfw no bf

>>5263797

Chauncey, how do you feel about the only #blacklivesmatter movement?

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>>5263795
Jesus, anon. I assume most of that is from eating out?

>>5263803

Yes, I eat out for lunch everyday with co-workers and sometimes dinner too if I don't feel like cooking at home.

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>>5263793

But if there's no god then when do fuzzy tumtums exist

checkmate atheists

>>5263795
>eating
how terrible
i spend all my money on candy

>>5263803

Is that Jupp's buttt?

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>>5263806
You should start making lunches at home to take to work. Would save you a whole lotta monies.

Listening to heartfelt love songs and crying about my loneliness. Happy Friday, gg.

>>5263803

is that jupps big boooooty?

>>5263800
I think all lives matter. Why can't we just accept the fact that people are different and look past all of that shit and put all of our negative energy towards something for the greater good?

>>5263819

I make $250/day so it's only one day of work to afford that.

I'm thinking about becoming the new shitposter

>>5263824

White people have no problem doing that. it's blacks and muslims and lgbt people who want extra priviledges

>>5263829
If you don't value your sanity, by all means. I guess Maki going off the deep end leaves a certain void...that's not to say the void /needs/ to be filled.

>>5263821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmnKCE99sYE

;_;

>>5263829
good luck!

>>5263829

please take my place :3

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>>5263813
>>5263822
>filename
>4chan numbers
What do you think anon?

>>5263829

Why not become the new slutposter

>>5263828

>makes $250/day

In my county $300/mo is the average income per employed person. :(

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>>5263829
desu senpai every post here is a shit post, some are a little less shit.

>>5263841
Because I'm a uggo tbqh

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>>5263831
>White people have no problem doing that.

hahahahaha. do you live in the real world?

>>5263835
For some reason it's the simplistic stuff with few instruments that gets me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT-5NY83OYI

Something nostalgic about it just touches my soul.

>>5263828
Oh. What do you do for work?

>>5263840

why u so mad though?
is it because your ass is flat?

>>5263858

sell life insurance

>>5263829
Who are the current shitposters? I started staying on topic and I kinda like tripping so I might stay like this for a while.
>>5263831
>blacks
Yeah we have an association for the advancement of ourselves run by a wtb ( racial dysphoria? ) lady. Sometimes I really don't get my race. It's weird how we've built a reputation for stealing ( had a racial encounter a while back ) and just being at the bottom of the barrel. We're 13% of the U.S. population yet 50% of all crimes.. Black people need a wake-up call. All these welfare kings and queens living in "poverty kingdoms" known as the projects need to wake up like Teddy Pendergrass once said. The world has changed from what it used to be. Pick up a fucking book, pull your pants up, and be something other than a fucking drug dealer..

I was just skyping with a guy who was ordering me to do lewd things while he stroked his cock. I was thinking about just leaving the call because he was taking so long to cum but I kept doing what he wanted anyway.

Why did I do that? I could have left whenever I wanted but I stayed doing lewd things until he came.

>>5263845
>$300/mo

minimum wage makes that in a week, where the fuck do you live? bhutan?

>>5263864

You're a responsible slut

>>5263863
yet account for**

>>5263617
>How's 5.6 inches?
:3c

>>5263868

Columbia

>>5263617

Its a lot better if you worry less about it, regardless of the size.

>>5263803
i'd eat that ass out

>>5263878
at least you have lots of cocaine

>>5263890

Don't be ridiculous.

if you like small penises you might like this old photo of jupp: http://i.imgur.com/0hpd5Vz.jpg

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I want a daddy just for one night

>>5263868
yeah, I know how it is. I used to earn $700 a month in my previous job and I was like Rockefeller himself around here.

Too bad it was only temporary.

>>5263893

He's slightly bigger than that now.

>>5263896

why, is he hard?

>>5263894
far right looks handsome

>>5263840
>tfw jupp has a small peepee

thanks /fit/ archive, I guess sp is the top in the relationship

>>5263893
lol qt

>>5263878

Oh look, more Colombians! spooky

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>>5263893
Sorry to break it to you but that's not me. Hahahaah

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>>5263893

>no qt mushroom dick

>>5263893

Daww

>>5263896

Who has the bigger butt though? that's what really matters

>>5263912
prove it, post dick

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>>5263901
I have an average 6.5 inch penis. That pics not me.

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>>5263922

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>>5263912

We don't believe you.

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>>5263927
plz

>>5263881
Hello abe

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>>5263893

>>5263935
http://i.imgur.com/67xBULJ.jpg

>tfw no tom hardy bf
>tfw not going to make it zyzz
>tfw aliens will never abduct you and turn you into masc supreme being
>tfw never rule over /gg/ with massive gains and slong

>>5263936
He's married now and has the whole lesbian bed dead thing going on. You shouldn't make him feel bad about not being able to get it up on the spot.

>>5263949

lots of guys take faceless pics of their dick and submit them on tumblr blogs

what makes you think that every nude posted on 4chan doesn't get posted on someones tumblr?

>>5263947

Hello Anon

hi Abe, I've hear good things about you & your dick.

>>5263963

Oh dear, who is spreading these wild rumors?

>>5263952
juppxsp lewd video when

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>>5263951
meh, I could give a rats ass about anything to do with /gg/. The only thing I want is somebody I can trust enough to be venerable around and never feel betrayed.

>>5263974

When I finish editing the hidden camera footage

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>>5263985
...
What hidden camera footage?

>>5263983

>to be venerable around

HAHA LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

>>5263990

:3c

>>5263983
i think... i think all i want is to be the asian boy in that comic. and have all of those things. that would be nice.

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>>5263995

no family is safe when i sashay

>>5264007

Cute taint desu

>>5264016
DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR QUEEN... YET???

>>5264022
i just looked up the lyrics for the first time. i don't think it's yet. it's ripped, heaving. i fucked it up.
i love that album though. i'm so gay for him.

>>5263983
pretty funny ngl

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>have twink body
>get tired of being skelly
>start lifting and eating
>get fat

what have I done

>>5264059
P O S T A P I C

Did you do GOMAD or some shit?

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>hit it off with /gg/ anon from manchester
>adds me on skype
>find out he took me off his skype today
>probably because i said something stupid on here
i'm going to eat away this sadness /gg/.
see ya.

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>>5264059

How fat are we talking? No muscle gain at all?

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>tfw sp and senpai will never wrastle in maple syrup in assless singlets with no lewd involved so jupp is okay with it

;_;

>>5264082
>wrastle in maple syrup

that sounds horrible

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>>5264082

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>>5264100
Jupp can we be internet friends?

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>>5264090
sounds sexy desu

>>5264059
ya dun goofed did you just dirty bulk?

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>>5264059
post pic you chubby hubby

>>5264059

>have twink body
>get tired of skelly
>start eating
>get tired of eating
>have twink body

>>5264016
>>5264022
>>5264029
>I took his hand in mine for a little while everything was all right
i cry everytime

>>5264131
drink heavy whipping cream

>>5264137
You would never call me baby
If you knew me truly
Oh but I waited so long for your love
I am scared baby that I can't keep it up for long

this stanza makes me cry every time. his voice. it's so emotional and fragile like he's about to cry.

i just ordered pizza just so to see the cute pizza delivery guy

i'm anxiously waiting

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>>5264059
>have fat body
>get tired of being a fattie
>try to loose weight
>oh yea I have no self control that's why I'm fat
>still fat

>>5264162

Answer the door in a jock strap

>>5264162
today i went to subway, the one on the other side of the city, because theres a cute guy who works there who always smiles at me. he wasnt working today but i thought itd be weird to walk in, ogle the employees, and walk out, so i ordered a sandwich i didnt even want. but then i ate it anyway because feelings.

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>>5264137
>>5264155
hes pretty funny desu

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is this what HIV looks like?

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>>5264171
post tum tum

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>>5264182
no.

>I didn't know about perfume genius before this thread
I like the music, thank you based gays!

What fucking genre is this even?

>>5264069
>GOMAD
no
drinking one glass of milk makes me fart like a motherfucker
a gallon in just one day could probably kill me.
>>5264073
yes some
>>5264121
I just followed the sticky
>>5264130
no

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>>5264184
no

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>>5264180

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>>5264180
i love his tweets desu, him and baths are basically the only reason i still use twitter

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>>5264191
okay

So I bought a handle of whiskey last Friday and it's already almost half gone...is this an unhealthy amount to drink?

No one in my life really drinks so I don't have a yardstick for this sorta thing.

>>5264188
>tfw already bulked
There's a bright side to everything I guess

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>>5264195

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>>5264188
>I just followed the sticky
Then you MUST of gained muscle keep going lad.

>>5264195

sounds like copypasta from 4chan
0/0 for being unoriginal

too bad his music sucks
and his face sucks even more

>>5264162
sometimes i go to qdoba to see a cute cashier even though qdoba is rly expensive and not that good

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thinking about getting one of those luxury sex toys on black Friday at a adult store, good idea Y/N? or would i just be wasting money?

>>5264200
How big are you/how much do you weigh?

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>>5264209

>>5264188

post tiddies

>>5264213
aren't the ones with the two sticky parts for girls?

>>5264209
jaded/10, would not suck your dick

>>5264220

i dont let herpe mouths on my dick anyway

I don't understand how someone could be ok with their bf posting hot guys in threads like this

>>5264219
this one is for guys surprisingly, i don't think its even out yet. lelo loki wave

gonna try snorting some of my ritalin, wish me luck ladz

>>5264232
good luck ya dumb fuck

>>5264227
Jupp is a c u c k

>>5264214
5'6" 160lb

Honestly two shots worth in a mixed drink is enough for me a night usually but last weekend I had a bit more than that.

im sad but its okay cause i have you guys

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>half a handle in a week

That's perfectly healthy, even drinking that much in a weekend is fine.
-t. raised by alcoholics

>>5264235
>dumb
What's the worst that could happen?

>>5264241
Surprisingly, that doesn't make me feel a lot better.

This wouldn't have happened if I didn't run out of my bitch beer. I always stop at one of those.

>>5264147

that doesnt sound any more likely to keep me eating for longer periods of time

>>5264236
I thought only straight white men could be keks

>>5264241

Last semester I was at a handle a week for a good 3 months. Shit gets expensive tho.

>>5264255
As you can probably tell by my worry about it, I don't really do this a lot. Like I said earlier, one apple ale a night is usually when I call it good...

>>5264255
What's a handle?

>>5264248
>>5264264
its k, we're all lightweights at some time. point is that much alcohol is not doing liver damage or anything

>>5264274
1.75 L; "a fifth" is 0.75 L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWzlneLOkzk


This gay singer is 34 but looks 50-55. What the hell? Is he poz?

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>>5264227
Women will never understand.

>>5264288
dude he looks like he's 35 lol wtf are you talking about

>>5263110

My thought process during this gif

>Yes
>YES
>YESSSSSS
>Y-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5264244
No response I see

>>5264288
he looks his age
maybe a bit younger bc he is so tiny

>>5264298
Hey nozzy you got a bf yet?

>>5264307

I got fat, so no :^)

>>5263110
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>5264298

Hey nozzy your brother let you get a bf yet or is he still keeping your fraternal mexipussy all to himself?

>>5264311
Post tummy and face i bet your still a qt :3. How you been anyway?

>>5264240
thats sad

>>5264311

>got

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>>5264311
find a chubby chaser. (like me)