/mtfg/ Male to Female General

>tfw no anyone at all

first for
>tfw no bf

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>tfw you sound like a gay man but ur dressed like a girl

I'M GOING BACK TO DIXIE
I'M GOING WHERE THE ORANGE BLOSSOMS GROW
FOR I HEAR THE CHILDREN CALLING
I SEE THE SAD TEARS FALLING
MY HEART'S TURNED BACK TO DIXIE
AND I MUST GO

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>>5263692
>Waifu edition

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>>5263692
Mado is best Waifu

I want to make love to Angie on a hotel balcony

>Man in the High Castle released on amazon
>still only the first 3 episodes available for torrenting
;_;

i made >>5260936
last night by accident, so lets use it as the next thread

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>Waifu edition
Yes hello here I am

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>Let's make a device that lets people remove hair at home and it's pretty easy to do and effective
>AND WE'LL MAKE IT FEEL LIKE HELL
>ah great input Satan, we'll keep that in the notes
And thus the epilator was born

>>5263692
>tfw you always thought Tracer was your waifu but then realize you just want to be her
;-;

>>5263709
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>5263719
so you can throw her off of it?

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>>5263692
Mercy could probably turn into a girl.
But she won't.
Because of the Hippocratic Oath.

>>5263730
epilation is fun
i wish it hurt more without having get really hairy between uses

>>5263739
>i wish it hurt more
Anon pls ;_;

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>>5263709
>friend keeps liking that persons posts so they show up on my fb feed
>seriously consider blocking them despite us being pretty close

>>5263730
Man up bitch, no pain, no gain.

>>5263744
this, and nice dubs tbdesu

>>5263742
talk to them and ask why they are liking their posts? should be interesting conversation.

Report back with results.

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>>5263730
but it's worthhh it

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>>5263709
this is what was said while I was waiting next in line in the checkouts of the dollar store yesterday
>"its okay I'll wait serve this... person first"

>>5263730
Just wax, it's far less painful and just as effective.

>>5263739
you masochistic bastard

>>5263744
>man up
also that's why I'm still doing it rn :/

>>5263751
yup ;-; it feels so much better already

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>>5263728
Awww yeah

>>5263750
Well my friend is genderqueer so I mean it's kinda obvious why

>>5263742
Block them you don't need friends like that.

>>5263769
What the fuck is genderqueer?

next edition should be "Carol makes even more excuses than me" edition

>>5263730
>NOT USING NAIR
it's literally painless you don't even feel the hair come out

also I was gonna change my pronouns and shit on facebook 'cause I only have people friended on there who I don't mind coming out to but godDAMN are the settings complicated, I don't want it to be visible to public, only friends. my parents search my name on google and facebook every few months to check I'm not up to no good. yeah.

>>5263769
>genderqueer

pls

>>5263775
It's when you're Circe

>>5263780
I don't know anything about circe.

>>5263742
I think there's an option to never see posts from a page even if your friends like them.

>Buy Fallout 4 and now im losing interest in vidya
Why do I waste my money

>>5263776
>hide profile from search engines
>only friends can see profile information
>etc
its not that hard when i had facebook the settings were on total lock down

>>5263769
Get the fuck out of that right now.

>>5263782
she'll be sure to fix that if you hang around for a day or two

>>5263769
>genderqueer
no wonder you turned in to a hon recently

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Good evening everybody! What kind of pizza would you like your waifu to bring you tonight?

>>5263775
speshul snowflakes they are sooooo individual

>>5263782
Well, genderqueer is what happens when you are Circe, so you know that about her now at least, you dimwit

>>5263786
I'm just scared of fucking it up because of how permanent a decision it is, if they see it, they see it

>>5263709
kill me

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>>5263792
>medium
fuck outta here with your weak-ass pizza game

... u-unless you have something with jalapenos and extra cheese?

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>>5263785
Im a sucker for todd howard
>pic related
>inb4 random cartman to flame my shit vidya taste

>>5263798
change your name completely.
Noelle Sugarcunt
for example.

>>5263802
But New Vegas was Obsidian, anon

>>5263801
>>5263792
Please stop talking about pizza im really hungry right now.

>>5263798
Why are you so concerned about what your parents think, you're a fucking adult.

>>5263810
Because once she's done at uni she'll have to go back home and get lynched by mom and pop.

>>5263802
Dont worry most people except for me have shit taste when it comes to vidya. Not all of us can have +160 IQ and an aristocratic taste for videogames.

>>5263810
Because I still have to live with them when I'm not at uni. Once I move out and know I have a comfortable margin to live on independently then I don't give a fuck what they think, I'll drop all contact with them at the drop of a hat, fringe benefit of Aspergers.

hi

>>5263820
I hope your dad beats you to death.

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>>5263714
H-hey bexe, who's your waifu ^^

>>5263826
Can you stop now, it's wearing a bit thin?
I think we've all established how unpopular Noelle is.
Just filter and ignore, bullying ANY trip into getting rid of them has never worked and it's clearly not going to work now.
At least if you ignore them they'll have fewer things to say.

>>5263818
ebin ;^)

>>5263825
hi

>>5263776
Hairs don't come out with nair, they shrivel up and die on the surface. It's the "let's hope there's no chemical burn" equivalent of shaving. Read something and get smarter gotdammit.

>>5263834
How are you :o

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>>5263765
I know right?

I did it for the first time several days ago and my arms are still hairless, but it was torture getting there

I'm going to do my legs next chance I get

>>5263775
People who *feel* like another gender sometimes, or feel like some mix of the two

my sister is one

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>>5263827
>///////////>;

>>5263836
riddle me this anon, how am i meant to get a smooth bp and balls, cus i sure as hell aint putting a razor on my scrotum

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>>5263772
B-but they're really supportive, when I was starting out they asked their friends for clothes in my size and managed to gather up a ton (I threw most of it out but it's the thought that counts) a-and sometimes we [spoiler]hold hands[/spoiler]

>>5263775
A meme gender. In their case they have pretty bad body dysphoria but don't want to transition.

>>5263784
I've tried to do that a few times but it never works. Also that guy can be good for a laugh sometimes, like when he was complaining that he had to say he was a woman to use the womens bathroom

>>5263791
>recently
B-but i met them last year

>>5263842
Im ok. Sad that I wasted money on Fallout 4 when I could have spent it on other things. How about you?

>>5263798
>parents Google rapey to look for risky behavior
>rapey would be an idiot if using own name online.

You aren't an idiot right? Riiiight?

>>5263836
I never get burns and I have such sensitive skin that holding flour buns for too long grazes my hands and turns the palms bright red from the blood rushing to the area, that's pretty sensitive

>>5263830
this tbqh

oh god I'm surveying in the city for my dissertation tomorrow, wish me luck (aside from the anon who is inevitably going to wish for my death; hello there)

>>5263775
Special snowflakes.

>>5263855
Goodluck, i'll pray for you.

>>5263849
I don't give a damn if you use nair, no one should think it's equal to epi/waxing though. Personally I use a new razor and start with the sensitive spots first.

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>tfw you go to pick up beer and a massive dudebro that you knew in high school is at the checkout
>oh shit
>carefully slip past and go to the other till
>crisis averted

>>5263847
>////////<;

>>5263853
Fo4 looked pretty good too me, it isn't fun?

I'm okay I guess, just hate dysphoria though.

>>5263866
I'll dude YOUR bro ;)

>>5263854
I only signed up when I started uni and I only did it to keep in touch with my high school friends back home, of course it's in my real name, my parents would probably figure it out from looking at my friends' friend lists or some shit anyway, they're actively nosy fucks and already terrified I'm a fag or something

I've mentioned this before, but my dad being psychotic as he is, and me turning out not to be his perfect manly son being one of those neuroses, him being proven correct on that count will, knowing him, make him think he's right about all the even more out-there shit he thinks up too. Which could result in him going postal. So while I may seem slightly paranoid in this situation, the potential damage is immense enough that I think my fear is justified, even if the way I do my thing is a bit retarded and poorly thought-out. And they really do try and check up on me, they even ring me and tell me. Tried ignoring their calls for a while but they threatened to come up and call on my flat unannounced if I carried on.

>>5263866
Would he even know who you are?

>>5263871
I'm having a little bit of fun, but Im losing interest fast
>hate dysphoria
iktf gf just had srs and it's making me mega jealous

>>5263873
Oh and I realised I left out, if I changed my name on Facebook NOW that I realise it's a dumb idea to use my real name on there, they'd be on my case interrogating me over why I'd change it and probably instantly be able to tell it was to avoid them seeing my profile. It's a stupid situation. It's bad parenting. It's why I'm currently at uni and doing a STEM degree. I want to move out as soon as I possibly can, for good.

>>5263866
>>5263876
>Would he even

this, without a timeline elanna is another troll here to make herself feel better

My brother's dog is very sick

fuck I was just on tumblr and scrolled down and saw andreja's new pics
I've avoided Her Triggery Highness for nearly a month and then this comes at me like a fucking confidence bulldozer
fucking hell
why can't I just feel happy for people who have it better than me? I feel like such a killjoy

>>5263873
what does the expression 'go postal' mean?

>>5263889
are they going to be ok?

>>5263898
its a meme from a game called postal where ur a postman and you go apeshit and kill loads of people.

>>5263898
it means "to play Postal until you go insane and shoot up a mail room"

>>5263898
Postal is kinda the definition of a violent videogame where you mindlessly mass murder people brutally.
Take a guess.

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>>5263872
;D

>>5263876
Idk, I've been recognised before, I had a very uncomfortable experience a month ago.

>>5263884
U callin me cis?

>>5263898
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_postal

>>5263905
>>5263906
>>5263907
well, this sounds like my sort of game!
thanks girls

>>5263876
I love the music in fallout its p relaxing

It would be alot easier if I had hrt though
>tfw my insurance covers srs

>>5263905
>>5263906
>>5263907
Holy shit how chained to your computers are you nerds? The video game was based off of a real-life phenomenon

>>5263873
You have to come live with me if anything happens, i'll protect you.
t. totally not a chaser.

>>5263921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J1t8DPPX3I
i love the intro sequence, but holy shit they need to lay off the "war, war never changes" quote a little.

>>5263924
This. Smh.

>>5263850
>Honey
You were doomed from the start hon.

>>5263908
That sucks. Hopefully everything went well then though.

>>5263921
It's ok. I do like how they recycled music from 3 and New Vegas though
>your insurance covers srs
I wish mine did ;~:

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>>5263866
w-why do you ask elanna, do you have a waifu too?

>>5263924
that was the joke, i don't know about the anons

>>5263924
i've been playing vidya for as long as i can remember, i use video games as escapism.

>>5263904
He's a very old dog

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>>5263931
o no

>>5263917
... I'll be the oldfag and say this saying has been around for decades, not just from a vidya. It's the equivalent of saying "lose your shit" based off postal workers who work like dogs and started shooting the places up. Posterity posting anon out.

>>5263924
Hot damn, good job.

>>5263928
Lol ikr

>>5263933
I agree :o

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>>5263934
U-umm, idk c-can you keep a secret? o.o

>>5263933
It was OK, I was with my ex and he made conversation, but I basically just said "h-hi" after taking a good minute to pick my jaw off the floor.

>>5263939
):
I hope he gets better, but it's never easy.
They're such good friends

>>5263802
>todd howard

this name just reminds me of songs about sweet little lies now

> Tfw will see her today but she's late

>>5263953
Too bad Big Iron isnt in this ;~;

>>5263955
That would be... REALLY awkward. I had a hard time dealing with the crazy pastor from across the street, but someone I went to school with? I couldnt even imagine

>>5263926
Okay??? Maybe??? Hopefully it won't come to that???

>>5263965
i'll admit the "it just works" meme is true, i havent had the game crash once yet and everything pretty much does work, probably the best launch bethesda has ever had tbdesu

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>>5263955
i-i'd keep any secret for you...

>>5263966
kiss her

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I wish I knew why I wake up every day and keep going, there really is no point for me.

>>5263977
Stop denying my affections, I feel like we could have something beautiful
But yes, hopefully it won't. Hopefully you can get some job within leaving uni and cut those trannyhaters out.

>>5263908
>U callin me cis?

no but to play on the idea like you would be clocked by someone is offensive since you know you get 'you're pretty' all the time about being a passable trip thats like you're saying you don't pass when you know you do while posting passing tier quality pictures all the time too

>>5263987
You can pass but still be recognizable though, sort of.

>>5263992
elanna is here to make herself feel better and fishing for compliments and its not nice

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>>5263996
don't bully elanna

>>5263993
hey you know what fuck you you piece of shit you dont know me but you type like you know me well guess what you are wrong and i dont care about your so called opinion coming from your VERY LIMITED brain so you grow up and leave me alone instead of talking to people like they are trash how about you get a life

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>>5263982
Ummm, I have a waifu. S-she's really nice and cool and so easy to talk to >//////////<''
B-but don't tell her!

>>5263981
ebin meme bro

>>5263987
>>5263996
I get recognized, it's not like I've had major plastic surgery or anything. I know I pass but that doesn't mean that people will not recognize me.

>>5264003
My mom says I pass

>>5264004
Anons fighting with anons. Shit's hilarious.

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>>5264006
you'd probably miss, i've only got one and cypro made it pretty small

>>5264012
And also vary rare,
I'm not sure what i'm seeing right now
but it's salty and I love it

>>5264014
are u hitler m8?

>>5264014
so you are saying that you would probably blush if someone were to pound into your perenium with their shin?

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>>5264006
>balls

You mean her prolapsed ovaries?

>>5264020
THAT WAS A FUCKING VILE LIE INVENTED BY THE JEWISH 'MEDIA' (PROPAGANDA)
IT WAS NOT TRUE.
PLEASE DO NOT DISHONOUR THE MEMORY OF THE FÜHRER

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>tfw elanna x bexe
I guess love can bloom on the battlefield

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>>5264019
Yaaasss grab a chair m8.

>>5264025
Is bexe intersex now too? We need to quarantine all the intersexes before it spreads more

>>5264032
Intersex is like the new autism.

>>5264033
You a hobbit m8?

>>5264032
I guess I'm the only mtf here... everyone else is intersex to female
like literally

>>5264017
it is tough living as a trans person but guess what you dont know since you are another fucking fetishist dont tell me what i know or dont know since you dont know me lmao are you living in my head anon guess what you are not you are no better than the compliment fishing trips on here with your so called superior knowledge since you like to talk down to people when you clearly are emotionally immature enough to lash out at people so how about fucking off you clear loser

>>5264033
>i have very large feet
so THAT'S why you're so angry
it's okay hon, I heard there's like 1 surgeon who can work on that

so ive been growing out my hair, and right now the front/sides are at my jaw while the back is like an inch from my collar. when i go to my hairdresser, what should i ask for? would "whatever you think would look good, but androgynous also" work?

So I picked up my increased dosage mones :D
only thing is, the estradiol says to take by mouth instead of sublingually. does that mean just to swallow it like a regular pill or what?

>>5263961
He's as old now as our first dog was when he died
My dog lived to about twelve, five or so years ago
My my family has had two dogs ever since I was very very young
Do you know how hard it is to explain to a dog why it doesn't have another dog with it anymore
You fucking can't do it

>>5264044
Trip on kayla

>>5264044
Someone keep this for posterity's sake.

I'm loving this guy. The insanity is real.

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>>5264023
depends who's doing it, and in which sense of "pound into"

>>5264020
i wish

>>5264032
not intersex just female-range T before blockers :^)

>>5264033
be my guest, the injury would probably lead to a free orchi

>>5264046
Nothing wrong with living in a cozy hole hobbitbro.

>>5264057
>guy

look in the mirror you dumb fucking hon there is such thing as karma and i bet you will never pass even if you tried to shape your man body with a meat carver

>>5264050
Yes love. Sublingual under the tongue, by mouth is down the hatch

>>5264070
>>5264070
Who is it?

>>5264050
if it's micronised estradiol feel free to take it sublingually

>>5264065
Salty boy is saltyyyyy lol. Ask me if I want "to go" next. ^.^ come on darling.

>>5264075
>tfw no one guesses my trip.
Still too new.

So what do you guys plan on doing when within the next 10 years you realize that you aren't actually a girl and have made a huge mistake that can't be reversed?

>>5264085
top fetishist life

>>5264085
Kill myself, probably.

>>5264070
you are wrong who the fuck are you to judge me anyway

>mentally ill fucked up retard that needs to play dress in order to feel even remotely good about themselves
noelle
nycteri
>you have no friends
bexe
jormy
kayla
>you're ugly as fuck and will never be as cute as your anime waifu
angie
sheen
>your parents are ashamed of you
circe
dollface
moko
>every day is a huge painful struggle with no end in sight. you're trash
i can't argue against that yo

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>this thread rn

>>5264085
I guess I'd have to become a bonus hole boy.

>>5264083
I *think* I know but I don't want to call someone out and look like an ass. That doesn't necessarily mean I know.

>>5264089
>anime waifu
I don't have an anime waifu
I've watched like three anime in my life
angie isnt ugly, but I know I am
I should just kill myself because I'm not cute or tiny like literally everyone else here
I've got man sized everything and it shows

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>>5264085
>implying it's a mistake
make vidya and play vidya

>>5264089
uhm excuse me i have several friends on skype

>>5264068
gotcha

>>5264076
oh ok, it's estrace and it only shows up online as micronized so I figure it'll be good haha

>>5264093
Please tell that to ftmg that is the best thing I have ever heard

>>5264094
You might know then. Just might.

>>5264089
>>5264070
All these anons are making my night.

>>5264085
Luckily, seeming as I've had about 7 years of self-reflection now to check I'm absolutely certain this is what I want, I don't think that's going to happen.

>>5264089
what's wrong with nycteri? apart from the throwing around of baseless rape accusations, I mean

>>5264092
Didn't you start this by saying something about avoiding being recognised? How did it turn into this?

>>5264098
speaking of which you can add me on Skype if you want :D
elanna has my Skype name so ask her <3

>>5264106
I have her on skype and don't find her annoying nor do I wish anything but good for her.

>>5264106
Anon started using punctuation. Now unsure if its the same anon or another saltybro

>>5264106
>what the fuck is wrong with you?
gender dysphoria

>>5264106
>Little Miss Salty's first bitchfit

>>5264089
>never on any lists
Forever a wallflower

>>5264115
Wallflowers
>beepbeep
:^)
...iloveyou.......

>>5264108
I'd like to add you, not sure how and keep Skype name stealth.

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>>5264105
I have no fucking clue. An anon got upset that I'd imply that I don't pass (which wasn't what I was implying at all), I got accused of being here to fish for compliments, some other anon jumped into the fight, and now I'm really enjoying watching the shitstorm.

I guess it's drunk friday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>5264097
Sheen, don't let these trolls get to you. I doubt they are serious anyhow.

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>>5264123

>>5264089
>you have no friends
>bexe
>jormy
>kayla

>not including rawr

>>5264119
agghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

name is viviatpeace
just do it
you too bexe

>>5264115
You're on my qts under 5'6" list

>>5264123
>which is equivalent to being a mentally ill retard.
no arguments here

>>5264125
I look like a man, just because they're a troll doesn't mean they're wrong

>>5264122
CHECK OUT YOU WITH YOUR WHITE KNIGHTS
MUH LADY
*tips fedoru*

>>5264089
I have friends, they're just lameo normies who I like to complain about

>>5264139
I'm your friend to jormy, don't forget about me!

>>5264138
it's just the fat fedora tipping neckbeard meme you dork

>>5264050
>>5264099
oh yeah I had that panic too but when I asked my doc they said a lot of the prescribed stuff these days, at least around here, is micronized

>>5264085
I'm just me, if I suddenly started not liking my tits I could just get them removed like ftms do, srs is a bit less reversible but that shit has made me uncomfortable since I was a kid and I'd rather have nothing than a dick tbqh

>>5264135
topkek

>>5264138
Thank you, finally someone that understands that I'm not a lady, I'm a demiqueer pansexual buttdragon

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>this thread rn

>>5264144
>not being friends with yourself
This is why you're always so angry anon

>>5264143
ah ok groovy

>>5264148
omfg
y didn't you say???
wot pronouns do you prefer?

>>5264156
I think elanna prefers to be referred to by gargling sounds

>>5264144
how dare you steal the (You) jormy was going to give me!!!

>>5264158
.....O-oh
i'll work on it then!

>>5264156
Please refer to me as a gnARLFexxxxzier

>>5264158
HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY PRONOUNS

I love every single one of you and I'm going to sleep after jilling myself off to the thought of your saltiness.
Stay basic, mtfg<3

>>5264152
I mean u could ask to double-check but even if it's not micronized it's not like it's gonna lose effectiveness by taking it sublingually meanwhile, it just wont be absorbed by the blood vessels there and you'll pretty much just process it as if u had swallowed it

I wish I had some sleeping pills and some hemlock

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politicalcompass.org/test

>>5264158
I'd figure more roaring for a dragan but maybe das racis

what a god tier thread

>when ur gf becomes ur life partner sharing in a cosmic fated experience on a spinning rock hurtling through nothingness together

;__; i'm so happy

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So I've been talking to a boy a bit, but how do I seduce him? I don't wanna just be like "so can I suck your dick?" out of the blue

>>5264185
when ru n Aife getting married?

>>5264192
Ask him to netflix and chill t b h

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>>5264185
>tfw but u wish they could get someone better

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>>5264089
>angie
Yes anon
Let your hate for me consume you

>>5264185
I thought you said gt instead of gf before and I was just beyond confused

But that's amazing :)

>>5264201
>netflix
>with Australian Internet speeds
Good one anon

>>5264202
Well I'm not sure they have a bt but they're definitely a boy. Tbh if they were ftm I'd be pretty upset

>>5264192
Invite him over to your place.

>>5264211
>Australian Internet speeds
OH damn.
You wouldn't a ftm?

Hmm, maybe just invite him over to watch a movie or listen to music. I mean, what does he like to do?

daily reminder that if you aren't okay with looking like an abomination (aka - an obvious man in a dress), you're not really trans (e.g. edgar)

>>5264185
>gf
i hope some homophobe knocks you unconscious and rapes your gf

>>5264192
i hope he gives you aids

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>>5264230
You sound so bitter man
What's wrong?
Mommy yell at you again?

>>5264230
I hope that homophobe is you so I can break your rat-dick off and carry you in my handbag to my next tranny clinic appointment

>>5264212
We aren't close enough that I could do that randomly tho ;~;

>>5264223
And I'm glad you understand why people complain about trans folk acting entitled to sex

>>5264224
Idk if it would work desu, I don't really like the idea of needing a strapon to do anything lewd. He mostly works out and plays HoN, nothing I could really be like "hey can I tag along?" to ;~;

>>5264230
Thank you for making my Friday hilarious

>>5264238
stop posting anime you ugly fat fuck/angie

>>5264245
>hon
people still play that shit wtf

>>5264225
tbqh I tried to approach transition with assuming that I'd turn out like shit but hoping I'd turn out ok and luckily the latter was the case

>>5264230
>tfw ur partner is pro-gun & self-defense and is more the one that worries about u

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>>5264242
But I never wore my mom's underwear dude

>>5264247
Have some more anime buddy

>>5264245
I understand that, it would make lewd stuff too complicated.
lmao people still play HoN? uh.... idk, become a cardio bunny and go work out near him. You'd be all sweaty and his test would take over and be like
ME WANT SOME FUCK

>>5264243
bring it. i'm 6'7 and muscular as fuck. you'll touch me with a fingernail and i'll rip off your bitchtits, bro

>>5264247
i'm not here to cheer you up, faggot

>>5264245
Ask him out for drinks then on the way home drag him into a side street and suck his dick off.

Tell me all your thoughts on God
'Cause I'd really like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God,
Cause I'm on my way to see her.
So tell me am I very far?

does anyone have abby's timeline?

>>5264252
bitchtits' T rage is rising

anon definitely hit a nerve there

>>5264258
my fucking sides, well done anon

>>5264252
Nerd you so fucking salty they wrote about you in the old testament about that one time you tried to flee. Go fuck yourself.

>>5264252
ya the anger is sending a flush up my neck really bringing out the definition of my Adam's apple. Sharon at the support group is gonna hear about this

>>5264245
>He mostly works out and plays HoN
He can work out and play you, killing two birds with one stone hon.

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>>5264261
>i'm not here to cheer you up, faggot
But you are, I'm drunk and this feels like I'm jane goodall and you're an ape.

>>5264257
Thanks m8 ^^

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>>5264261
>i'm 6'7 and muscular as fuck
I'm sure you are baby ;)

>>5264267
Highly original content I also enjoyed your posts "tfw no boyfriend", "I should just kill myself", and "Ill never pass". You're a rockstar anon.

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>>5264256
>assuming that I'd turn out like shit but hoping I'd turn out ok and luckily the latter was the case
looks like we got another intersex/no male puberty easy mode passer here

>>5264268
What sides fuckboi? You'd have to have a fucking job to afford to eat anywhere aside the Salvation Army let along going for extras

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>>5264250
More anime for you

>>5264273
Opps, I didn't meant to respond to you with that anime but it all worked out :D

>>5264276
>sarcastic axl rose
go back to playing your shitty dead dadrock

>>5264284
Go back to blowing yourself for 6 dollars on chaturbate assclown

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>tfw hungover
>tfw you realize that person you like would never be interested in you


;~;

>>5264281
LOL i have a job retard, i make nearly £1700 a month, whats ur excuse?

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>>5264262
Last time we went out for drinks other girls were hitting on him

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>>5264273
more like you are the ape with your Y chromosome, your male skeleton and your typical male bones, dude

why don't you just stop this sad tomfoolery? you will never even remotely resemble a woman let alone be one

>>5264287
>ur not funny
>AIDS
Charlie Sheen please go

>>5264289
>£
LOL

>>5264289
Thats impressive. I didnt think anyone could suck that much dick in a month.

>>5264292
wot r u on aboot?

she's like the perfect umaru

>>5264165
I'm sorry I thought that's what you wanted D:
ok I will make sure to get your pronouns correct

>>5264167
ah ok. although I looked it up and if it works taking it sublingually is better for getting the effects too

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>>5264289
Lolol sure you do honny

>>5264300
whatever pays the bills familia

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>you will never beat Bitchtits' gf into a bloody pulp

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>>5264290
this post gave me PTSD

>>5264290
Fine don't ask him out. Masturbate in your bedroom and shitpost on 4chan, roleplaying that's you're intersex and pure. The big mean old real life can't hurt you if you stay inside.

>>5264292
>trying to call gnARLFexxxxzier a boy
>post pic where gnARLFexxxxzier looks very like a demiqueer pansexual buttdragon
you're doing it wrong

>>5264304
>unpassable apeface attacks passable anons with full rich lives
Typical Angie and his idea of spending the Friday night.

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>>5264292
I'm not a male, I'm an umaru shitlord.

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>>5264312
>>5264286
kit no

>>5264324
cola, vidya and chill?

>>5264300
You are just salty that no one would want your face near their dick.

>>5264324
you are just a confused man who took his animu fetish too far, hon

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>>5264320
Top kek
Stay mad bro

>>5264333
nice trips m8

>>5264304
This is why I secretly love Angie. <3

>>5264332
>one more stupid anime girl
he's just emulating jormy because he wants to be more popular here

>>5264325
no one is going to make it. you specially

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>>5264278
nah I was pretty gross before transition but a lot of muscle bulk that I didn't even know was there melted away and with a lot of hard work and help from my partner I've gained some fat that got distributed pretty well on hrt and I even got I think about as much hip development as I could hope for with when I started and everything
I'm still ugly but I pass and that's pretty awesome

>>5264292
y so bitter jelly anon?

>>5264287
>tfw AIDS i guess

oh well i guess no-one will miss a hon like me. bury me with my vintage 1980s playboy magazines, my favourite doll's tea dresses, my wig and various cuban cigars. make sure to invite my ex wife and kids. don't forget to invite Billy, Truckstop Frank, Rob and the rest of the boys. i want there to be an open bar and sloppy joes as the funeral buffet.

let them say RIP Betilda Cruddace, he was the best woman that ever lived

>>5264286
D-did you go out with him?

>>5264297
Well we're fb friends so he probably knows now

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>>5264335
Am I a cute boy? ^^

>>5264329
Yes, can I suck your p e n i s?

>>5264338
Lol why would I be mad at you for not having a life, dude? Get real.

>>5264303
well like there's arguments for oral and sublingual, like sublingual skips the liver more and is more fast and direct acting but it peaks and begins to go down quicker too

>>5264351
elanna don't be lewd, only c u d d l e s
k? I-I don't really like my gt pls respekt mai boundaries.

Does anyone even pass in here?

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>>5264332
but why?

>>5264343
most uggos here would take anything they can even if it means being the most popular trip on a website that openly hates faggots like them

at least dollface is above this cesspool and only comes here to laugh at losers

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>>5264340
I want to be the very best

>>5264353
>has friends
>has a job
>goes to parties and social functions
>doesn't have a life
One of these thing isn't like the other.
Can you guess which one it is?

>>5264359
O-ok, I'll respect your boundaries I'm sorry I just like penis ;_;

>>5264363
Yes, but I'm a newfag, so I'm irrelevant.

>>5264370
m-maybe I'll make an exception f-for you, ok!?

>>5264363
ugly-but-passing masterrace!

>>5264351
how can anyone tell when you only post le tricky tranny angles with poor lighting and low resolution?

>>5264345
How long did it take for that muscle bulk to go away? I lost 15 pounds since I started and I still feel like I have a lot of musculature left, especially on my back. Trying to gain some of that back now for fat distribution but I'll probably go back to losing more weight for the muscle loss eventually.

>>5264369
>works at a grocery store
>calls it a job
ha, it's like everything you ever spew out of your mouth can never be taken seriously

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>>5264349
yeah i went out with a group of work friends and he was there, and we had a lot to drink and he was flirting with other girls and then making out with other girls while i was just sitting there ;~;

idk im not cut out for this ;__;

>>5264326
bexe ;~;

>>5264379
It isn't elanna's fault that you failed transition hon

>>5264375
I-Id like that ^^ if you would

>>5264379
I've never posted an angle shot tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>5264286
>tfw got drunk while hanging out with crush/best friend
>apparently light weight
>end up vomiting half the night
>he leaves me alone in the bathroom while he marathons bojack
I mean, he brought me water when I wimpered pathtically for it, but any attempt at making me feel better would have been nice

>>5264385
I'd probably cry and run home if that happened to me ;~;

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>>5264383
>making $13.50/hr
>not a job
Are you just going to continue to be retarded?

>>5264385
That's awful kit, are you ok? ;~;

>>5264391
>>5264385
>go out drinking with boy i have a crush on every week
>always talks about girls he's trying to date
>never invites me over after I've drank a lot and could easily be taken advantage of
;_;

>>5264388
what makes you think i'm a deluded ugly freak who thinks he can change sex? i'm a lesbian bio woman here to laugh at you sad creatures

>>5264389
qt flirtin aside last time I was with someone I couldn't get hard and I felt really weird about it. I was like... conflicted whether or not I even wanted to use it anymore, not that I could, but now it's just there. I'm not into any penetration now either ;~; sex is dumb

let's just mind meld instead

>>5264396
whatever makes you sleep at night, hon wage slave

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>>5264385
.... and imagine how creeped out he would be if he found out some tranny was talking about him on the internet with a broken heart.

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oh no no no no no I'm way too emotionally fragile to do this tomorrow, fuck

I have everything I need to say to each person written out in a script like a good autist, nearly uploaded a pic of that forgetting that it has my full name printed at the top, thank fuck I noticed

I need some goddamn weed, urgh ;-;

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>>5264266
Here you go, abby's timeline

>>5264375
>>5264388
samefag
and a creepy chaser who is about to add another item to his personal dickgirl farm

>>5264422
I've done field surveys like this. Are you in urban planning as well?

>>5264422
shut up, you are just a man in a dress fake trans not trans enough etc

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>>5264417
You're cute when you're angry honny

>>5264380
well like I said earlier transition is very your-mileage-may-vary especially in regards to the timeline of when stuff happens and I tend to have pretty poor diet and physical activity from my health stuff which effects muscle so I rlly noticed some significant differences with my body about a year-in
the hrt makes it more difficult to build and maintain muscles especially in more traditionally male areas so if u don't use and fuel stuff then atrophy will happen, personally the only muscle building I rlly wanna do is some in my butt to lift up the phat that I have

>>5264414
>i'm a lesbian bio woman here to laugh at you sad creatures
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

>>5264415
Iktf ;__;
Let's mind meld

>>5264414
Does kicking people when they're down make you feel better about your own pathetic existence?

>>5264396
>>5264429
trip on kayla
you are getting absolutely pathetic

>>5264433
Ah, yeah I know it is, I have a really bad habit of comparing my timeline to other trans girls I guess. I'll just see whatever I can get out of it.

>>5264225
wait hang on let me unpick this post
so you're saying... if I AM okay with looking like an abomination, then I AM trans? surely that's the opposite of what most people say on here most of the time w/ all those facebook memes of trans people with beards who are apparently transtrenders and stuff? idgi

>>5264380
>>5264345
god I hope I can keep this weight off for long enough (6 months? a year?) to wait until fat redistribution starts before I put it back on

>>5264391
>alcohol
disgusting

>>5264385
Listen to me kit. YOU WILL NEVER find a guy that is into you. The absolute most you can hope for is someone with low selfesteem that wants a real woman but too pussy to speak to them so they settle for you, or a fetishist who wants you for your girl cock.

What do you have going for you that any other real cisgirl doesn't? It's a joke to even think you ever have a chance :)

>>5264429
>another desperate attempt to defend his worthless life
keep at it, this is great entertainment :^)

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>>5264443
>kayla

>>5264437
to be fair sometimes my partner laughs at how not even cis women pass to people around here

>>5264451
But what would the world do without pretty boys on hormones ;_;

>>5264426
Environmental Science

>>5264433
well hopefully the fact I can't use half my muscles at all anyway should be a positive there then

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>>5264449
This is me barking in triggers

>>5264439
I'll take a rain check on the mind meld, how does that work over the internet anyway? but I'm not liking this thread, maybe I'll be back later ; 3;

>>5264439
don't you have some weeaboo cosplaying to do you generic autistic transbian? your lovely masculine facial creases won't capture themselves

>>5264471
>angie not making one original joke since 2010.jpg
if i were you i would already end it, apeface

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>>5264448
>not drinking too loosen up and seem like a more fun person to be around to the boy you like
It didn't work though so I'm never going to do that again

>>5264453
just stop posting here kayla!! before i fucking kick you in the udders

>>5264455
That's sad

>>5264471
:D You used my image
I'm so touched

>>5264488
Wasn't me hon

>>5264378
Mangie, plz

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>>5264475
Deal, I'll take you up on that offer. I'll just be here laughing my ass off.

>>5264481
My sides are in orbit rn
>generic
Hey, let's not get rude here

>>5264490
Am I invited?

>>5264494
>kicking some in the boob
jesus anon

that stuff really hurts

>>5264462
>elanna
>pretty anything
don't ever underestimate the hon's grandiose self-image views -- albert einstein

>>5264500
of course it was you

why you fucking lying man?

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>>5264393
I wasn't wearing a dress tho but yeah idk in retrospect I guess it doens't make any sense why he would be interested in me if he didn't really indicate he was into guys ;~; UGH

>>5264395
that's kinda what i did except i did it in the bathroom and stayed there because i wanted to make sure he didn't get too drunk or something idk. i ended up getting more drunk anyway so yeah ._.;

>>5264398
im ok rn just a bit sad and tired and hungover but nothing too horrible

>>5264421
i realize i'm not entitled to anything but.. i can't really help my feelings either way so i guess it was my fault for going there and expecting anything different to happen. i mean in reality it was probably the only outcome

>>5264406
;_;

>>5264420
; ~ ; i'm not that creepy i mean i totally respect his decissions and ofc i am happy for him it just feels not great rn but i'll get over it i guess

>>5264449
i don't think that's true, i feel like someone will like me if i treat people right and if i manage to become cute enough or something. idk i still have hope that mb i will find a nice guy i mean i dont really have any advantages or anyting but.. im sure there are guys out there that would like me r-right? ;~;

>>5264510
I'm pretty drunk tbdesu

>>5264510
"I can make up quotes too" -Nikola Tesla

>>5264469
I can use all my muscles but if I overdo it then I can get rlly dizzy and unsteady and even pass out if I'm not careful
but yeah if u literally aren't using some muscles at all then they should atrophy even to the point of problems even with T promoting muscles, maybe consult a doctor pls