/mtfg/ - top nep edition

>tfwno

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Drinking soup to warm my body, but who will warm my heart

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>>5262286
>tfw standing there like a derp in the arrivals lounge and trying to work up the courage to ask how the flight was
>tfw blushing and trying to think of a meme to keep bexe from trying to avoid eye contact

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>>5262312
>tfw no one will ever love you

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What's a "nep"? Sounds racist.

>>5262315

Shhh, no tears. Only dreams.

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>>5262315
I will try

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>tfw four Chick Fil A's near your house

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How are you guys supposed compete against THIS?

>>5262324
>tfw you keep chasing off the ones who love you

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What a lovely looking boob

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>ordered dildo last night
>gonna arrive when I'm out of town next Friday
...but I want it now

anon who lived in kent here: yeah kent is really nice, winters were brutal because of being on the coast but on the flipside summers were amazing.

>>5262315
>Drinking soup to warm my body, but who will warm my heart
That's hilarious.

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>>5262333
by going after guys who prefer DFC obv

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Dog

>>5262333
Rosie has jugs that big 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBthDUjW7b4

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>>5262336

>>5262333
Using my hips and thighs

>>5262357
top kek

>>5262356
Good lord that's disgusting

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>>5262315

>>5262348
Fair enough, but that's more marketing to a niche than competing.

>>5262356
Yeah but they look pretty shit, not as filling and lovely, and not nearly as big. And I assume most of you are A-C cups.

>>5262362
Protip

>>5262336
>tfw got another 30 days of Prime free for some reason
>debating ordering sex toys since I can get them in two days now
And clothes. And more makeup. But I don't really want to spend money. ;_;

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>transbians will roll to this

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>>5262356
He looks like scooby.

>>5262358
>Using my hips and thighs
LOL
O
L

>>5262297
it was way back and I don't talk about it a whole lot

keep playing around with your style to try to find some hair that works for u with less effort and tbqh unless you're doing like costume/movie levels of makeup then you may not need it as much as you think
yeah getting all your stuff changed is super awkward and stressful but once stuff is done it's done and it's amazing to make that progress

>>5262304
well like sometimes I bite my lip or something, I eat more animal blood in like sausages and stuff

>>5262367

Personally I do it by finding a kindred soul to share my mind and soul with, loving and learning together as we progress through life, side-by-side~<3

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>>5262364
Thanks Sheen, you've succeeded.

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>>5262315
How about no

>>5262333

>How are you guys supposed compete

Conservative BA. Competing is a choice.

>>5262373
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw no qt gf to cuddle with and be a degenerate transbian with

>>5262367
which is the economically viable option for me
>>5262371
>still no me

>>5262367
>Fair enough, but that's more marketing to a niche than competing.
That's pretty much what everyone who isn't really "conventionally attractive" has to do though, it's not the end of the world or anything.

>>5262371
Rolling

>>5262385
i think the only point of that update was to kill time and to troll mangie

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>>5262323
>tfw you're face to face and you lock up and can't think of anything to say and stutter out "h-hi elanna" when really you just want to hug her and >>;

>>5262358
@//////////@

>>5262328
A Nep is a neptunia from hyperdimension neptunia.

>>5262371
i feel ashamed to see this... thank god not a trip

>ill roll :^)

>>5262387
Fuck

>>5262387
ya blew it

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>>5262377
you're welcome :D

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>>5262376
>Personally I do it by finding a kindred soul to share my mind and soul with, loving and learning together as we progress through life, side-by-side~<3
That's cute, but looking at it completely objectionally tits vs tits it's an uphill battle.

>>5262386
I'm just fucking with ya'll, they're good answer.

>>5262357
fair enough

>>5262394
I got circe... i wonder if she is good in bed

>>5262371
who will be my second transbian lover :^)

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>>5262371
>tfw uglier than angie in that pic
I wish someone would murder me.

>>5262371
rolling

>>5262363
Disgustingly hot!
>>5262367
Yeah, I think most of us are in that category. But even so, the majority of cisgirls don't have huge baps like that anyway so that helps.
>>5262373
SHE is out glorious queen, thankyou!

>>5262402
Edie and circe
PogChamp

I'd do this
>edie, circe pls accept my transbian offering

>>5262371
Trans who date other trans are trannibles

>>5262404
I doubt that anon.

>>5262395
I'll take this one though

>>5262371
Not until you update mah photo bitch

>>5262373
I don't see the humor, I'm at least self aware enough to know that I have some massive thighs and acceptable hips. :^)

>>5262410
post nips

>>5262296
I'm poor as fuck, my parents are never gonna own a house let alone me
Only reason we moved here when I was a kid was because of my dad's obsession with looking successful despite it meaning living beyond our means. We're the only house in our street without a hot tub or a trampoline in the garden, also I'm the youngest person in the street apart from my sister. It's shit.

>>5262410
u got angie

>>5262408
>the majority of cisgirls don't have huge baps like that anyway so that helps.
Speak for yourself, the gals over here all got decent bewbies.

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>>5262411
W-Well, my mom says I'm beautiful...

>>5262389
i'm kidding gosh

>tfw you see ur gfs gt and get that tingling feeling in ur tummy

>>5262408
>the majority of cisgirls don't have huge baps like that
You also don't have hips, asses, legs, vaginas... have I forgotten something?

>>5262399
>That's cute, but looking at it completely objectionally tits vs tits it's an uphill battle.
It's an uphill battle for pretty much everyone that isn't really physically attractive desu.

>>5262427
asses and legs are changable

>>5262425
>>5262384
FETISHISTS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5262391
>tfw awkward first hugs with bexe < <;

>>5262424
Have you ever posted a photo anyways?

>>5262428

And find love in general can sometimes be made even harder if you're too "attractive".

I SWEAR TO FUCK I'M GONNA HOLD HER HAND TODAY

I AM FILLED WITH DETERMINATION

>>5262427
ovaries and a second X instead of Y chromosome. The only things that matter tbhonest

>>5262425
U wot m8

>>5262418
Ok, you're cool.
You can stay.
Us poors got to stick together.

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>Brand new headphones
>Only managed to get em cause my old ones were defect and my warranty was valid
>Dog ruins the cable by biting it
If I didn't love this mutt so much I'd kill him, goddamnit, I had only had these for like two weeks.

Are you guys cat or dog people anyways? Cats always seem cold as fucking ice, occasionally wanting to play but they're never really happy to see you or be around you constantly.

>>5262371
>tfw too ugly to be on this

>>5262439
fuck off amelia

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>>5262422
And you are beautiful to your mother. The trick is to be beautiful to people who care about you, the rest really aren't all that important.

>>5262433
>asses and legs are changable
Let's hope so for your sake. Personally I am skeptical.

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>>5262446
Mammals a shit. Reptiles is best pet.

>>5262437
once
there's also the pic of me trying on clothes

>>5262371
who needs to roll, I have my result

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>>5262451
>that .gif
Thats a nice ass

>>5262452
is that a monitor or an iguana?

>>5262452
I want a birb.

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>>5262452
>Reptiles is best pet.
Lizards are cool, snakes too. But they dont move at fucking all.

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>>5262451
>And you are beautiful to your mother. The trick is to be beautiful to people who care about you, the rest really aren't all that important.
I want to be beautiful to myself. I want to look in the mirror for once in my life and not hate what I see.

>>5262399
>but looking at it completely objectionally tits vs tits it's an uphill battle
ur not considering other factors like ass or people not being shallow

>>5262374
Yeah tbqh the hair thing is just anxiety/paranoria stopping me from going to a hairdresser. I'm so afraid of getting a bad haircut that I just don't get it cut so I have to do a ton of work to get it to look good for girlmode, vs just ponytail for boymode. But, like I said, I'm taking my time so it's all good.

>>5262446
I have a cat and a snake, but I prefer dogs and want one eventually.

>>5262462
You will anon. It just takes time.

>>5262462
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WILL MYYYYY
REFLEEEEEEECTIOOOOOOOOOOOON SHOOOOOOOOOW
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAM
INSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5262446
cat person here but I totally understand that feel with my ex's cat
>chewed two of my headsets
>chewed through my good wired mouse
>chewed through the GOD DAMN ETHERNET CABLE for the internet
>chewed through iPod charger cord
fucking piece of shit

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>>5262446
Ferrets > cats > dogs

>>5262425
>tfw I don't know how to feel about this

>>5262418
fucking rich people and their trampolines.

i hate being responsible for the lives of animals, i'm never having children

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>>5262464
>or people not being shallow
Well you can wish.

>>5262459
> monitor
> flashbacks to DF confusing the shit out of me before I knew what a monitor was
Good fucking times

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>>5262459
It's neither, it's a tegu. They're like monitors but way better because they're just as smart/smarter, cuter, chubby, big and omnivorous.

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>>5262416
>I have some massive thighs

>>5262437
>tfw first hug turns to hand holding and nuzzling

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>>5262483
>DF

>get a job
>start getting arm muscle
someone kill me pls

>>5262491
Dwarf fortress

>>5262487
it looks pretty cute
>>5262494
get a brain-powered job instead of an arm-powered job
>>5262496
oh ok

>>5262497
im not a cleaver pony

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>>5262472
>tfw not sure if laughing at your misery or if I'm just high
Did he at least stop after a while? Goddamn that's a bummer, mine is just a puppy of 4 months so hopefully he'll quit this shit.

>>5262479
Same, kek

>>5262470
And money, lots of money. Even then it's not a guarantee.
>>5262471
I had to google that to get the reference. I'm like the only person on 4chan who has not seen Mulan.

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>>5262446
cats 4 lyfe senpai, my two cats are my babies and i've had them since they were kittens and they're loving and warm and affectionate and nice to everyone and don't even hiss at dogs or bite my wires

>>5262479
same, but unless they're retarded, children grow out of the 'have to pick up shit and deal with constant inhuman noises' phase so i could handle children

>new plug from lovehoney
>going full pelt on my bed, lewdest I've felt in weeks
>suddenly catch sight of my reflection and see my face
whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy

>havent used my boy voice in so long that it feels weird and kinda hoarse
g-guess its girl voice for me huh

>>5262504
>I had to google that to get the reference. I'm like the only person on 4chan who has not seen Mulan.
Transguys and girls like it apparently cause it takes up gender and shit.

>>5262335
>>5262349

Amy why do you look like my first girlfriend?

Amy why do you have a colour chart around your neck?

Amy why do you have two names?

>>5262508
i can plug
especially with that face

>>5262509
I want to know this feel goshdarnit

>>5262518
I know this feel

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been a while, you guys probably forgot me but hi

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>>5262505
this is u n me looking at kitties

>>5262502
not sure, my ex and I split up and I moved out so fuck that noise lol

thank god my roommate's cats don't chew shit up or I would throw them out

hey y'all what's going on here

>>5262518
Bruh I dont wanna be a downer but I dont think you will ever look girly, like, ever. You got too strong masculine features, it would probably be healthier for you to try and deal with the cards you've been dealt unless you're prepared to look like a crossdresser.

I'm just being real right now, I dont know what these others have told you but you need to ask yourself if you really believe it.

>>5262534
going for hormonally charged cuties yourself?

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>>5262528
I remember you, hello!

>>5262534
Bonjour y'all

>>5262528
i remember you, in the mountains

>>5262533
Fuck off rawr you immense piece of shit.

>>5262371
Rolling for myself

>>5262535
I was close to killing myself before I started hormones
I'm pretty sure there's no other way I can live, if at all

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>>5262489
>tfw I havn't had a chance to show bexe my hips or thighs

>>5262552
oink oink motherfucker

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>>5262371
>using my old pre-ffs pic and not a current
You better step up

>>5262554
so close

>>5262534

Ey, bby~

>>5262551
but fetishistic how
these keeps coming up but there's really very little that sets me apart from most people in this general aside from being particularly ugly, I think you just hate me more because of the way I look tbqh

>>5262557
OOGGA BOOGAA :DDDD

>am i doing it right

>>5262554
Please take some pictures of Jörmy's feet.

>>5262560
hey circe i rolled you for
>>5262371

>>5262555
Alright but if you are hoping to be a cute woman then you're pretty much just living in denial. If you cant live with that reality, transition will probably actually kill you.

Just a warning, if you wanna look as something more than a crossdressing man you really gotta start putting in work, you could begin by shaving for fucks sake.

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>>5262557
>>5262563
>mfw people think it's me

Why did Hiroshima Nagasaki fuck up mobile 4chin

>>5262371
That /r9k/ thread yesterday was so fucked up.

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>>5262544
hey! whats up in your world?

>>5262548
in the mountains?

>>5262572
i want to fug you

>>5262533
I'm ded

>>5262573
>not using clover

>>5262574
I missed it, what happened?

>>5262572
aww you saved my image <3
>>5262566
feet are gross
>>5262559
I know :(

>>5262581
post your feet

>>5262571
I only have facial hair atm because I'm waiting for some new shaving stuff I'm gonna try to arrive in the post, normally shaving fucks my skin right up so I want to see if this works better

I know I look like shit, the majority of my posts are me complaining about it, it's why a lot of people here hate me

>>5262571
Noelle can't shave
she has a load of retard problems, but I'm sure you'll get the explanation.
She's saving up for laser.

>>5262371
eddie eddie eddie eddie!

>>5262585
I'm honest but fair, when you fix yourself up I'll give you a review, you look like a lost cause but feel free to prove me wrong.

>>5262579
Okay, I'll admit this app is pretty okay

>>5262572
FUCK OFF RAWR YOU DOXXING PIECE OF SHIT

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>>5262583
k

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>https://www.pathofexile.com/ascendancy
>mfw

>>5262410
i like to call it tranable
get it cause you eat that
haha

>>5262598
I think Vader wore those in OT.

>>5262588
...uhm
I think you need to have a word with gaygen?

>>5262598
no shoes or socks

>>5262578
Place and time bby

>>5262581
It's a good image Abby

>>5262597
Whaaaaaaaat

oh god the shitposting is real

I have a couple things to ask opinions about though:

1) What type of andro clothing is good? I've read pretty much v-necks and skinny jeans but that's a little boring, is there anything else that's kind of andro?

2) If I were to get a waist trainer, what should I be looking for in one? And is it better to get a cheaper one or a more expensive one (aka am I paying for what I get?)

>>5262588
Is that a fetishist thing to do? Fucking hell, I'm hardly the only person on here to ever make a 'lewd' post. Just because I'm fuck-ugly doesn't mean I can't have a sex life.

>>5262594
Oh I don't deny I'll probably never look acceptable, let alone nice, but I don't see what choice I have when I was already probably about to kill myself in the next month when I started HRT. Several days in a row I went down to the quarry lake near my uni at night and seriously considered throwing myself in.

>>5262371
rolling for dubs

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>>5262601
FUCKING CUTE
I WANT ONE

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>>5262606

>>5262611
if you ever want to come live with me you can.
all I ask if that you let me smash your back doors in once a week or so.

>>5262616
no panties
wait
keep them on

>>5262616
you know how i like it.

>>5262580
it was like a bunch of autists sharing prehrt photos of the trips here, it was fucking disgusting

>>5262480
it's also a bit that people's imperfections and stuff are what make them unique and interesting

>>5262611

Noe, babe, are you gonna be ok? x:
<3

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makeup and outfit for tonight

>>5262606
But my feet are gross
>>5262616
feet are lewd?

>>5262623
>posts photos online
>angry people like them
you really must be a highschool girl

>>5262616
do you want to show your feet too?

This is going to be Kayla next time we see her
http://i.imgur.com/MbYBTom.gif

>>5262629
not bad

>those arms

hmm....

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>>5262629
>you will never date this

>>5262635
>those boobs
:O

>>5262610
Sweater over button up shirt plus skinnies can be pretty unisex. It looks a little more put together than just v neck.

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>>5262611
>Oh I don't deny I'll probably never look acceptable, let alone nice, but I don't see what choice I have when I was already probably about to kill myself in the next month when I started HRT. Several days in a row I went down to the quarry lake near my uni at night and seriously considered throwing myself in.
If it ever gets hopeless, remember this song.
https://youtu.be/4gO7uemm6Yo

You should probably try all your options first though, and I'm probably not the best guy to ask for advice, I personally believe in suicide as long as people have given it deep thought and exhausted their options.

I was gonna jump a building 4 months ago but I'm gonna try one last thing before giving up.

Good luck champ.

>>5262596
Clover is super comfy, I post from it more often than I do from my computer. ^^

>>5262619
Why? I like being nekked

>>5262630
If you have a foot fetish they are.

>>5262634
They're big women's 10 feet, I don't think they're very nice looking.

>>5262630
just do it

insert Shia Labeouf meme

>>5262629
cute face
>dad stomach
>caitlyn arms

>>5262629
Looking good, looks beautiful out the window

>>5262643
bulges are so much more lewd
like
yoga pants on cutie boys and mtf's
/fan
ohohho

>>5262643
pls

>>5262629
>those guns
where you goin' honny?

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>>5262643
>foot fetish
*pukes everywhere*
>>5262648
save this for next time

Only Jörmy's sweaty feet can satisfy me

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>>5262556
>tfw thinking about our thighs rubbing against each other

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>>5262656
Oh, I have no bulge ;~;

>>5262662
B-but senpai I'm a pure and innocent young girl

>>5262656
Seconded by a bi-trans. I find it really cute.

>>5262651
Thanks <3
>>5262650
>>5262664
Yeah I hate my body :S just going out with a girlfriend tonight for a drink and to catch up

>>5262643
I was having fun using it up until I got bored of waiting 10 years for captcha to load

>>5262666
so forceful and those trips. Wow!

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>tfw 8-9 months in and you're helping like three other trans girls with information and shit

I feel like a nice aunt

>>5262629
absolutely gorgeous, you have that experience woman look, oh my its enamoring

>>5262672
reeeee
>tfw no elanna feet

>>5262672
puffy vulva bulge is best anyway

>>5262672
somethings gotta poke outttt
hell even my tiny dick makes a bulge in my work jeans
>>5262675
i dont want to get into crazy titles, i am mtf and i just love boy/ladyboy butts what does that make me?

>>5262560
hey you~ nice to run into you :3

>>5262684
>>5262651
>>5262638
This next level hugboxing

>>5262694
nothing, you just appreciate a good ass when you see one

>>5262683
おかあさん?

>>5262629
Lose the tummy gap tbqh.

I think a longer top and a shorter bottom would suit you nicely.

>>5262694
A hon

>>5262683
>Tfw always try to help but not sure if advice is good or if people are even reading it
Still feels good tbqh

>>5262629
What's the temp there? It's 36 degrees here. I'm sick of cold weather

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>>5262683

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>>5262670
>tfw thinking of spooning together

>>5262694
>somethings gotta poke outttt
Not anymore :3

>>5262678
>not just pressing back twice and attempting to post again when captcha bugs out

>>5262689
>tfw cameltoe

>>5262683
i need an aunt

>>5262617
I don't know if you want that tbqh
have you even seen my pics
are you a gay male?

>>5262626
Goodness knows, it'd be nice but there's a lot of things that are hard/impossible to change working against me.

>>5262630
hey Abby what was with that guy in the r9k thread who posted what looked like a photo of you that had been taken without you noticing, IRL?? was that legit a pic of you??

>>5262629
Jeez good luck with the maxi skirt, whenever I try and and walk wearing one the middle gets sucked between my legs by the force of me moving forwards and outlines my fucking crotch :P

>>5262632
It's legit not hairy though, I keep all my body hair gone when I'm living at uni

>>5262644
I'm gonna be doing my dissertation survey tomorrow walking around the city centre if you want to come beat me to death in the street

>>5262642
well I hope you don't hurt yourself cartman, its enjoyable having you here with us
besides if you go who will put me in my place? : 3

>>5262704
what now?
>>5262712
>>somethings gotta poke outttt
>>>>>Not anymore :3
I...
i am sorry
i hope it was worth it

>>5262701
I don't have a lot of clothes that I like but I could do something like that with a skater skirt and some leggings
>>5262707
It's cold here too =/ long skirt isn't good enough for cold weather?

>>5262715
>hey Abby what was with that guy in the r9k thread who posted what looked like a photo of you that had been taken without you noticing, IRL?? was that legit a pic of you??
Link? I have no fucking clue.

>>5262697
jealous bitches be jealous

>>5262656
Then you're gonna love me ;^)

>>5262694
elanna's post-op, dummy

>>5262723
Rock the skirt in the cold, it looks great!

>>5262699
Word for aunt is 叔母さん or おばさん

>>5262735
i wanted to say mom tho...

>>5262726
Have you made any additions to your white board?

>>5262721
>thinking this is a bad thing
I don't miss the thing, being flat is where it's at ^^

>>5262694
>ladyboy butts

can you not, thats so fetishy

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>>5262712
>tfw thinking of kissing the back of your neck and tracing patterns on your thighs and hips with my fingers

>>5262730
i get along with everyone pretty much
>>5262740
okayyy

>>5262742
>>5262742
You are just jealous.

>>5262746
fuck off rawr u horsefaced sket

>>5262712
>>5262744

STOP

>>5262740
I'm scared I won't feel solidarity with other trans people and they'll resent me if I want a relationship with them.

>>5262742
if i say lady butts i sound straight
i guess it is fetish-y i apologize i for my brains psychological dependency i didn't just want to say "dicked beings"

>>5262737
Then you write おがま

>>5262715
Of course, I've seen your pics.
I'm not really interested in appearance (gay comment about it's what's on the inside that counts).
I'm not really into guys, no, I'd say I'm straight.

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>>5262748
>sket
I was just talking to bexe about bad uk slang and I forgot this one thanks anon

>>5262737
>>5262757
Opps the が should be a か
おかま

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>>5262749

Think about what they're posting on Skype or whatever.

Actually they're probably just lelling about people's reactions to the posts they're making here.

>>5262738
That's kinda creepy.

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Why does sex hurt so much?
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ow
Holy FUCK I'm ruined

>>5262770
>hurt
>pull out
>wait for hurt gone
>feels reallly gooooood

>>5262770
did you use lube?

>>5262765
pls no shitpost

>>5262761
>bad UK slang
Except that it's a Caribbean term

>>5262770
LUBE UP

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>>5262751
You gotta do what you gotta do, but it is isolating in a way, I feel like even more of a freak than before. At least it's gone though.

>>5262749
You're so adorable when you're angry.

>>5262766
Most of what we post here is pretty PG, the reaction is legitimately priceless though.

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>tfw bexe is too busy ERPing with elanna these days to say good morning
s-selemat pagi bexe-chan

>>5262761
crimbutts is only 33 days away :)

>>5262770
Get black out drunk proior

>>5262784
my idol

>tfw I will never, ever pass
People just indulge me when they gender me female.
Http://imgur.com/LEIYDFI

>>5262778
Oh is it? Dang well it got used a whoooole lot here for a while too

>>5262784
Oh god my christmas-deadline coursework

>>5262788
I would pass that

>>5262788
Looks like a grill to me

>>5262788
>give me attention
>>5262790
>>5262792
*gives you attention*
hello highschool

>>5262788
Pass, looking cute

>>5262788
keep it up and you'll become a professional shitposter

>>5262789
That's because Caribbean terms have been becoming increasingly popular with the modern generation because of MLE being more widespread.

>>5262783
I'm not angry

>>5262788
would sleep with you

>>5262795
> proffesional shitposter
That's my occupationです。

>>5262788

Ash, I swear if you do that one more time I'll deck you one good.

>>5262726
It was a pic of somebody who looked pretty much identical to you early into HRT sitting working at a desk, taken from a few metres away, looked like a college or a uni or something

It was taken at an angle you don't take selfies at so I couldn't be certain whether or not it was you but it looked like you and several people were like "wtf"... tried to find the thread but looks like it wasn't archived, maybe someone else here still has it open? It was literally the most recent one of those troll 'roll' threads.

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What does /mtfg/ think of headpatting?

>>5262801
heya

>>5262788
Don't you have homework to do instead of shitposting?

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>>5262803
It's the best.

>>5262801
>>5262798
>>5262795
>>5262794
>>5262792
>hugboxing in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2015
http://imgur.com/BEIFrQJ

>>5262802
>looks like it wasn't archived

How retarded are you?

>>5262726
desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24381783

>>5262808
This one looks disgusting

>>5262808
Seriously though, stop shitposting and go do your homework. We have too many rawrs already.

>>5262778
Jamaican culture got imported to London in the 70s, spread out from there since. A lot of what is now our working-class slang comes from there.

>>5262803

wonderful when my mister does it
Cozy when my (close) friends do it
Intensely unpleasant when anyone else does it

>>5262804

Hi~

>>5262808

When we meet, I'm punching you in the face before we hug.

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>>5262803
how to find a cute boy to headpat me?

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>>5262773
Yes, was called Liquid Silk or something
>>5262772
Feelgood isn't coming, just sore and feeling like jelly

>>5262808
you look like a highschool girl

>>5262809
I couldn't find it in the archive list and I can't remember what was in the OP text so I couldn't CTRL+F it, the "what trannie would you slammie" one was the one before it (or maybe two before it?)

>>5262827
lurk harder

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JUST GOT A CALL AND MY BLOODWORK IS FINE AND THEY'RE CALLING IN MY NEW DOSAGE RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOW
YEEESSSSS MORE ESTROGEN I'M GONNA BE EVEN MORE OF A GIRL NOW <3 (inb4 placebos/sugar pills)
PIC RELATED IT'S WHAT I WON'T BE SOON

>>5262770
if in da booty more lube
if using the gt it's cause you ain't using it

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>>5262803
>tfw no headpat

>>5262809
>>5262827
also, "borderline retarded", if you're looking for a specific answer, idk it seemed rhetorical but maybe I'm wrong

>>5262825
Love stage is fun.

>>5262813
>>5262726
oh here you go
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24381783/#24384951

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>tfw 3 hours of school to go and no lunch
Ffffuuck this I wanna go home eat pizza and get drunk

>>5262802
Yeah that's a pic of me, not sure why I posted that, but it's something my friend took .. it was different... That's from probably 4 months ago?

Can I mushroom stamp someone instead

>>5262803
amazing

>>5262839
kek np then just checking you're not being stalked IRL

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Hi mtfg!!!
Can i stay a bit with you? I had a shitty week, just cleaned up my place (my sis comes tomorrow yay!) and just got ready for internet, chips and cola...
tfwnobf et cetera

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>>5262783
>I feel like even more of a freak
Oh o-ok..you don't have to talk about it. I'm worried about that sort of.

> At least it's gone though.

Heh heh ya ._.

>>5262816
Yeah, doesn't it?
>tfw when androgynous blob with masculine body features
>tfw when customers occasionally call me my name in an indulgent tone
http://imgur.com/EywZZov

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what should i eat for lunch?

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>>5262822
>>5262831
I get headpats from my roommate all the time.

He calls me his rapeslave and drags me off to non consensual hugs and shit when I'm busy playing video games and trying to not get distracted

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>>5262849
Scooby shall save us.

>>5262803
I prefer hair stroking desu

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>>5262854
tell him to go further and take off your clothes and violate your entire body~

>>5262853
a corn dog? a hotdog? a carrot? a popsicle?

>>5262854
thats hot tbhon

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>>5262849
Stay awhile and shitpost

>>5262854
that sounds like my ideal living situation omggg

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>>5262853
Well that's soneone I haven't seen in a long time.
I suggest you eat the hearts of children

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>>5262857
He says he's not into dick and finds no attraction towards me.

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>>5262855
perfect arni mode bod
>>5262853
soda
>>5262838
i wonder why noone replies to you
>>5262841
what
>>5262860
thanks senpai! yes, i will

>>5262866
checked

>>5262867
then rape him and make him enjoy your boypussy

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>>5262867
w-what if you got srs
DEAR LORD GET SRS

>>5262854
>>5262857
The ERPing makes my entire body feel warm. I guess this is why I come here. I blame elanna and bexe

>>5262851
Idk, I'm OK with talking about it, I just got a bit of a reality check a couple of weeks ago when I posted lewds. The reaction was kind of uncomfortable, and jarring.

>>5262869
You replied to me tho :3 thank you for making my day senpai

>>5262867
What a puss

>>5262841
I once gave my ex gf a strawberry shortcake

>>5262873
Check out these new dubs

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>>5262720
>besides if you go who will put me in my place? : 3
Someone who isn't as gloriously heterosexual as me.

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>>5262838
elanna no ;_;
>tfw pizza but no alcohol

>>5262878
>The reaction was kind of uncomfortable, and jarring.
you mean when you made everyone jelly and dysphoric because you don't have a tinkler?

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>>5262857
>>5262854
>been living with my roommate even before I started transitioning
>he already found me cute even then and we would hug and touch each other
>now I'm his almost-girlfriend and I let him have his way with me
>he gets under my sheets at night and starts kissing and touching my body, then I start doing the same with him, and we end up warming each other under the blankets and sleep hugged for the night

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damn i need leuproreline injections again ;_;
this stuff is so sweet i love it
>tfwnoleupro

>>5262803
nice but scratchies is better

>>5262885
tfw no pure pizza gods to consume my me for a higher purpose

cartman how come you never come to funpost in ftmg?

>>5262878
Is this the reaction you were talking about? >>5262888
> jelly and dysphoric

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>>5262859
corn dogs <333 maybe

>>5262866
that's more of a breakfast meal, bb

>>5262869
i like iced tea tho

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>>5262875
>>5262876
I don't particularly want SRS that badly desu
I mean if I got it for free and it would be 10/10 result, I'd take it up

But I'm satisfied with just having a girly face


>>5262891
Sounds like me, minus the sex
how disgusting

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>>5262899
Why not have hearts all the time?

>>5262877
I'm sorry ;~;

>>5262884
>gloriously heterosexual
I've only ever heard gay and trans people use that line

>>5262885
No alcohol tonight? ;~;

>>5262888
>>5262898
Yup. I felt pretty awful after the dysphoria came out, then the requests for more body parts and general anger just sort of was too much. I may have cried after doing that.