mtfg just get FFS edition

>tfw no fuckbuddy

2nd for tfw no FFS
>>5257232
>tfw possible fuckbuddy turned out to be married and dropped him

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>tfw no gf

>>5257242
tfw idktf

>>5257239
4mg e and 200mg Spiro. My test is low but my doctor never checked my e in blood work so idk if its low or not.

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>tfw no m/f couple to be a slutty sex toy for

xth for just want to sleep

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Today is one of those sad days.

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>>5257248
fuck man

>>5257248
>tfw no str8 cis couple to be a housemaid for

>>5257255
One out of how many?

For me it's 1 out of all of them

>>5257237
>tfw fucking and dating a married guy because fuck morals and ethics
plus i cant stop myself

>>5257255
iktf

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>>5257248
You're a trans unicorn
>>5257255
That's why I'm day drunk.

>>5257255
Cheer up, somebody always has it worse

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>>5257267
I already finished teaching today and I have next week off...maybe I'll get day drunk

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> Tfw won't see her today
> Tfw semi-panicking that my hormones are fucked or something
> Tfw won't be able to see doctor for another month and a half at least

Nth for limping with a limp

>>5257270
do my bum

>>5257268
Like me!

>>5257272
._.

>>5257272
you are so kawaii at least

>>5257275
This gt is for show only sry

>>5257277
That's always a possibility

>>5257268
Is that really a reason to be happy?

>>5257272
It's ok hon, hormones don't make much of a difference anyway.

>>5257237
fucking a married dude sounds like it would be fun desu
>>5257282
rip
i wanna
piv
with a lesbean
desu
j/k

>>5257282
o-oh
you could use your fist?

> Tfw someone on mtfg knows how awful I pass in real life and how terrible my voice is
Jdimsa

>>5257291
obligatory agp scum comment.

>>5257286
It's something to think about and not be so down on yourself

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>>>/r9k/24381783
>>>/r9k/24381783
>>>/r9k/24381783

>>5257291
tfw ur gf puts her gt in ur neovag

>>5257286
Yes desu

>>5257295
>someone on mtfg knows how awful I pass in real life

Everyone knows

>>5257295
Just get good.

>>5257246
Insist on getting e checked, it's important.

Also there is a very slight possibility for spiro not to work well due to low aldosterone, but I doubt it's that.

>>5257305
>neovag
U_U I wish

>>5257302
Maki, pls stop

>>5257287
>>5257308
Nice projection hon

>>5257298
But I try to think about those things all the time and I don't think they work anymore.
I'm so tired of everything.

>>5257311
I think Spiro is working fine. I'm sluggish, tired, depressed, apathetic, and emotionally repressed. I'm also manly looking and flat chested after a long time on hormones. Something is wrong with my estrogen.

>>5257295
>how terrible my voice is
Can I hear? Vocaroo?

>>5257323
Smoke pot and find fun things to do

>>5257324
Or it could be your genetics

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Mtfg,rate my cock

>>5257330
>Smoke pot
Can verify, helps with dysphoria and anxiety with it

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>>5257242
Iktf ;~;

>>5257302
>mfw that pic of elf ginger isn't her

>>5257324
Depression and dysphoria

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You girls can all make it if you put in the work!

>>5257334
No one likes black cock

>>5257328
Maybe later, in on the bus to work right now.

>>5257332
All the more reason to give up and sudoku

>>5257334
would suck

>>5257341
Yes and no.
If your genetics are fucked, you're fucked

>>5257335
What about fun things to do

>>5257334
Hen/10
>>5257343
Aww, don't know when I'll be on again. May leave soon.

>>5257334
Would put in my mouth/10

>>5257302
See this is the shit i was talking about.

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>>5257336
>you will never kiss Elanna and hold her hand while strangling the life out of each other

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>>5257348
With FFS and working toward saving up for it that's better than nothing at least!

>>5257334
>BBC

yum

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>>5257336
>tfw no elanna gf

>>5257365
>just get ffs

>>5257334
>BBC

Yes

>>5257330
Dunno if thats going to help but thanks anyway.

>>5257365
Depends if ffs can help

they kicked me from the discord, i wasn't being bad i swear ;_;

>>5257372
What do you do to occupy your time

>you will never die instantly one day without suffering while walking out on the streets because some cheeky chav decided to bash you with a lead pipe

>>5257380
This will be Edgar's fate

>>5257305
>tfw friend wants to try
>tfw she knows it will make her dysphoric but she's curious how gt feels before srs

>>5257380
Stop shitposting and go chase your dreams anon.

>>5257382
I hope it's mine

>>5257380
I'm in the bible belt and I'm waiting for this to happen. Hasn't yet :(

>>5257378
We're laughing at you now, Anon :^)

>>5257379
Shipost on 4chan, play video games read books and go for walks. I also sleep.

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>>5257369
>>5257376

Well ffs is crazy expensive, but its not an unobtainable goal if you work toward it desu. Difficult for sure, but worth it imo. I'd say like 5ish years of saving at the most, and even less than that if you have insurance.

During the saving money time you can work on stuff like fashion, hair, nails, makeup, voice, mannerisms, and health/fitness.

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>>5257380
>tfw nobody to kill me
>tfw no good ways to kill myself

>>5257391
But ffs might not help.
Depends on the end result

>>5257392
Jörmy I want you to suffocate me with your feet.

>>5257389
i'm sorry if i offended y'all, i can't even message anyone who was in the chat -_-

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>>5257368
>tfw no bexe gf

>>5257364
Don't let your dreams be dreams anon ;~;

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>>5257388
>bible belt

Iktf, bit I actually enjoy church so I guess that's one small mercy

>>5257390
I shitpost here during work to forget about work, never on my time off

god there are some desperate robots holy shit

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>>5257403
Well here in knoxville, I have yet to experience any hate.
Like what gives?

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>>5257342
Here's a big black cock about to dominate two small feminine black girlcocks

>>5257399
True, it might not, but all the other stuff can help mitigate being ugly I think. Not every girl is a super model with a 10/10 face

>>5257391
>no cock cap irl

:(

>>5257334
>>5257413
lewd

>>5257411
Church ppl are a mixed bag desu. Some are crazy fanatic AF and extremely judgemental and close minded. But others you wouldn't even know they were faithful church goers with how chill they are about it.

>>5257413
B L U E B O A R D

>>5257415
;_;

>>5257414
Maybe, maybe not.
Beauty is subjective
The most important thing is to pass

>>5257422
Concur

>>5257305
sounds fun
>>5257297
im totally a straight man desu

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>>5257391
Even working at McDonald's I got a $13000 dollar loan after my first 6 months with a job ever.
FFfs is super easy

>>5257403
You can go to church outside of the bible belt y'know

>>5257423
My church is nothing but lgbt people

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Help me decide /mtfgay!
Should I shitpost here or watch Gravity Falls?

>>5257443
We have a large church here just like that, actually more than one

>>5257392
why would you want that jormy? you've still got a life ahead of you at least

>>5257446
Shitpost

How many people here have attempted suicide at least once?

>>5257451
Is a life of looking like a gay boy worth living?

>>5257449
There's a few here in knoxville.
My pastor is really chill

>>5257446
given the choices I guess shitpost

>>5257427
This a safespace pls

>>5257455
>How many people here have attempted suicide at least once?
3 times, bleeding out, pills, hanging
the first my exgf found out and drove me to hospital, pills my dad found me and the fixture I had the rope on broke

>>5257451
Not really, my life is only downhill from here

>>5257460
Always makes me happy to hear places like that exist

>>5257465
i need a safe place to be an agp straigh male though : ^)
>>5257469
seppuku before u get to live the wage slave live?
lame

>>5257468
Isn't that just the way. Hanging twice and bleeding once. Found every time way too soon.

>>5257469
But you could be fulfilling foot fetish anons dreams right now

>>5257455
Half assedly, but yes.

>>5257469
you pass, uni's nearly done, youve got a crush on a guy, what else do you need?

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>>5257402
>tfw you will never wife elanna

>>5257455
i haven't, but i have self-admitted to mental hospitals twice because i knew i would have attempted suicide otherwise those nights

>>5257431
Well I was being a bit generois since I can imagine getting

>>5257439
Well the first post was talking about the bible belt . . .

How many people here think they pass

>>5257455
I only ever cut with the intention of bleeding and causing scars.

>>5257477
it's pretty shit, but the hanging attempt made me start skittles and try to get my shit together
if not i don't look mildly passable its back to the rope in a year

Why are white people so boring?

Yall should put on some blackface and listen to makonnen

>>5257475
I had to work full time before and I don't know how I didn't sudoku then. I guess it was an especially shit job tho

>>5257483
Having a crush isn't really a good thing when they'll never like you back

>>5257493
This white person here got soul, I'm far from boring

>>5257486
Yeah, but it's not really a small mercy that you enjoy church regardless, since you'll not experience church more or less in the bible belt.. just more church people

>>5257499
Find someone to like you back

>>5257475
try susans

>>5257493

I've only ever heard two other people mention makonnen..

WHO ARE YOU

>>5257493
AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
CLUB GOING UP
ON A TUESDAY

i like swerve better though honestly
>>5257499
hmm
most of the jobs i've had I hated so much i wanted to sudoku so
but you like your career though right?


>>5257513
but i like it here!

>>5257499
have you even messaged him yet?
>>5257468
this is me^
I don't think you get how good you have it? I've been working full time since I got out of school, with multiple shitty things ontop

>>5257455
Never after transition.

>>5257503
Get out of here you ashen devil

>>5257515
People call me the meme master

>>5257517
>most of the jobs i've had I hated so much i wanted to sudoku
I actually tried one day rather than go to work

>>5257334
https://vine.co/v/emIWT0PglLi

>>5257527
Not grey

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>>5257208

If you really don't want pizza this tuned me off for a few months

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>>5257485
>tfw bexe will never sweep you off your feet and rescue you from Alberta

>>5257547
>Alberta
The Canadian Texas? That's like the best part of the country.

>>5257547
>>5257485
>>5257402
>>5257368

Are you trying to trigger me

I'll sweep someone off their feet here

>>5257560
I want to sweep booger off his feet and then kick his face in.

>>5257560
choose bexe or elanna and stop the yuri posting menace

>>5257566
Do it

>>5257560
That could be kinda hard. Some of the "girls" here are over 6' with even more weighing over 200 pounds.

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>>5257560
but falling on the ground seems like it would be moderately painful ( ._.)

>>5257568
Who's better looking

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>>5257568

>>5257578
Opps quoted the wrong person
It was meant for >>5257560

>>5257572
Not if I'm there to catch them

>>5257578
sweep spam is weak as fuck!

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>>5257575
elanna is

>>5257559
Something this PG is triggering to you? O.o

>>5257455
Once, like 4/5 years ago. I went out drinking with some friends, got absolutely trashed, my depression got insane and I just wanted to kill myself. And so I tried to chew through my wrists when my friends weren't looking as they were trying to get me help as I was going fucking nuts.

Ended up telling the paramedics they called to fuck off, pushed my friends gf over, ran away and cried myself to sleep on the bus home. I've transitioned since then but the depression hasn't improved.

>>5257587
I want then, where can I find her

>>5257509
>find a unicorn

>>5257517
Idk, if I can get a good job it might be ok

>>5257519
Yes but I literally have no chance. Idk how I haven't attempted yet, I've wanted to do it since I was 8. Not saying I have it worse than you or anything but yeh idk, hearing people survive makes me feel like trying with anything less than a shotgun is useless

>>5257592
>wanting a penisless girl
shit taste desu

>>5257596
My taste is a large spectrum

Goodbye hate filled board

>>5257595
>tfw no jormy gf
>jdimsa

>>5257605
Fuck off faggot

>>5257584
Traaaash :3!

>>5257609
Name calling is a sign of weakness

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(I posted this at the last thread like an idiot) Are there any UK anons here who can confirm is mywebdoctor is legit or not?

It seems to have a trans specific section and claims to give you a legit prescription after a few emails (or whatever) and advice if needed. It sounds way too good to be true, but if it is it would definitely be better than self medding.

>>5257614
So is autism

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>>5257592
>tfw elanna will never move in with you to co-develop videogames and passionately cuddle

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>tfw you sit on the bus and a million teenagers get on outvof nowhere

>>is that a boy
fucking kill me

>>5257622
OMG I want to play your games!! Please find a way you two!

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There is something super relaxing about melting metal and cutting it desu senpai. School is p enjoyable

>>5257622
>tfw you quote the wrong person >>5257547

>>5257626
Bless their innocent souls.

>>5257595
I wish I didn't survive any of the 3 that i went through jormy, and I hated it that I wasent just let go, that the hospital attendants didn't just look at me and say that I was not worth their time
but I'm here still and trying
talk to me if you want on Skype yeah

>>5257629
God that looks s o satisfying

>>5257629
is this how robots have sex?

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would /mtfg/ buy meme clothes irl?

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>>5257575
>tfw you don't know what bexe looks like

im so bored, im sitting posting here and on a dubs thread in /b/. someone come shoot me, i want off this wild ride

>>5257654
What do you look like?

>>5257637
It really is. When the metal gets hot enough it melts like syrup and you can watch the goopy puddle harden back to metal hard in a few seconds!

>>5257645
Yes. That's exactly it.

>>5257610
SENPAI

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>>5257653
no, I don't want to stand out.

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>>5257658
A normie

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>>5257645
Korra works in a robot baby making factory

>>5257653
Even I only have very minor meme apparel senpai
Its very advanced level irony b carful

>>5257654
She's ugly tbqh

>>5257666
a cutie

>>5257666
You are pretty for a boy.

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>>5257653
yes, i want this and cock hat

>>5257666
Yes, now I remember, you're cute!

>>5257607
;~;

>>5257654
>doesn't know what kit looks like
>doesn't know what bexe looks like
I bet you don't even know what you look like

>>5257666
>meme face
>meme glasses
>meme skin color

pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
>that part in the middle
The new Bowie's sounding good as heck
I wish I could look that good at 68

>>5257273
nth for walking like both legs have a limp

>>5257455
come close to trying on several occasions but I'm too pussy to be serious about it

>>5257653
Does anything made by hype or obey count as meme clothing?

>>5257678
how to woo elanna
1. have no face
2. ???
3. profit

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>>5257675
i have that :>

>>5257685
KILL YOURSELF!
KILL YOURSELF!
KILL YOURSELF!
KILL YOURSELF!

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>>5257671
>She's ugly tbqh

>>5257654
She's not ugly but early on hrt.

>>5257696
BUSY WORKING ON MY DISSERTATION!
BUSY WORKING ON MY DISSERTATION!
BUSY WORKING ON MY DISSERTATION!
BUSY WORKING ON MY DISSERTATION!

>>5257701
>but early on hrt.
So she will be the exact same later on ;)

>>5257699
yeah its true desu, im much prettier, elanna should be mine

>>5257671
Tbqh I don't think you know any more about her appearance than I do

>>5257672
>>5257676
o.o; t-thanks

>>5257674
Lol

>>5257678
>not falling for a person based on their personality
I know vaguely what kit looks like tho, not that it has a lot of bearing on how she'll look in a year.

>>5257681
I'm literally a meme pls rape my face.

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>>5257701
>implying hormones actually do anything

>>5257707
>>5257707
post ass then
post ass then
post ass then
post ass then

>>5257717
well memed bro

>>5257716
But do you what find a nice man, say someone like me.....

Holy shit I want to fucking die, it hasn't been this bad for a while

how do you stop wanting to die?

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>>5257709
>>5257717
>>5257715
time to die

>>5257725
>>5257717
Ain't no pill fixin' genetics

>>5257732
Drugs desu

Alcohol a shit though

>>5257732
Get busy living or get busy dying

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i jus got homeeee. i got my nails done and they're more almond shaped now. also i took pics in white lighting to show off my hair color. i haven't been a brunette in so long es weird.

how is everyone doing!! hope you don't mind my selfie posting ;_; i just like the haircut

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>>5257732
Dying pussy bitch nigga>>5257736

>>5257653
yes, it's pretty embarrassing.

>>5257732
idk, haven't figured that out yet

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>>5257699

>>5257732
smoke pot tbdesu

>>5257707
Post that video of you waving like a fucking retard, I need something to jerk off to.

>>5257717
Please stop using david mitchell for your dumb commentary.

>>5257738
wew
sure is 2013 in here

>>5257742
post nails

>>5257754
WHO UP

THROWBACK THURSDAY

HOLDING DEMOCRATING ELECTIONS FOR PRIME MINISTER OF /mtfg/
TIER LISTS

SHITPOSTING

OTP

IRONY

>>5257753
>david mitchell
Not that anon but he really isn't much good for anything else.

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>>5257728
Idk anymore ;~; I think I may be gay

>>5257736
Bexe please don't :(

>>5257738
>>5257749
all i have is dxm lal

and alcohol but alcohol always makes it worse

>>5257745
dont make me slap u bich

>>5257689
Why do you think I stopped posting pics? Hopefully she forgets what I look like soon

>>5257716
W-well I usually do desu

>>5257732
Shitposting usually works for me

>>5257762
He's my husbando, no bully

>>5257742
Where did you get that jacket? Looks comfy

>>5257742
Much makeup

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>>5257742
Lookin' like a doll
Livin' up to ur name

>>5257766
Do it

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Ok classwork goal. Get these two pieces to be one piece and have the middle area completely filled in. H-here I go. . . .

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>>5257758

dey look like dis!! same as before just thinner and rounded. an almond shapee. sry for bear claws btw lmao

>>5257773

it's a vintage denim jacket from levi's ^_^

>>5257774

u know me never go anywhere without it

>>5257775

t-thanks!! the lashes and contacts help lol

>>5257770
Oh you silly gays.

>>5257765
Nothing wrong with that, if youre ever in the market and around me.......

>>5257732
weed made me feel better
not good for hrt though

>>5257750
sorry, I'm into orgasm denial ;^)

>>5257784
but I'm a girl.

>>5257742
Looking hot, Aussie guy gonna be drooling..

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Who else is hugging a pillow right this minute

>>5257779
Is that shade hon red?

>>5257779
Should get a refund from whoever did your nails I watched my viet ex's mum paint nails before and I can do a better job than that blindfolded on acid.

They're ok

>>5257793
I asked my mommy for a dakimankura this year

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>>5257748
>>5257765

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>>5257785
I mean lesbian tho ;~;

>>5257790
Oh yeah a girl. Sometimes I forget where I shitpost.

>>5257806
That's fine like I said, I'm a man and I'm always looking

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>>5257793
Me

Does anyone know how much breast augmentation costs with Dr Bart (or whoever does it at his clinic)?

>>5257819
why get it at barts?

>>5257788
>weed and hrt
can anyone tell me more about this? I keep hearing mixed things and I really want to smoke because it helps curve depression so well.

>tfw can't stop eating today
had pasta, fries, chicken sand which, protein bar and now some pop corn.

I can't stop

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>>5257800
>>5257816

I would like to point out that I'm hugging a regular pillow, not one of these degenerate pillows.

>>5257822
cos i wanna get my face done there, and might as well do it all in one. as long as his boob results arent shit ofc but i havent looked into that

>>5257826
you need progesterone magic for bobs

helo ppl

>>5257819
It's Dr. Doornaert who does it there, costs about 4000€ but probably depends on what size implant you get as well.

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>>5257814
OK, noted but its pretty unlikely I'm anywhere close to your area, or anyone else's for that matter.

>>5257842
hi

>>5257842
Wat up Hard Pooper?!

>>5257841
i was on progesterone for like half a year, it didn't really do anything besides make me more unstable

>>5257846
thank you, i only want a C cup at the most

>>5257847
Yeah, your pretty far away

>>5257823
vape or do edibles. the amount it changes hormones is about as negligible as taking phytoestrogens.

strawpoll.me/6049121

Serious choices people

>>5257848
how r u

>>5257849
i just got home from work and have chinese food

>>5257842
poop

>>5257860
im good anne. what kind of chinese food?

>>5257859
That's fucking evil. Are we counting alcohol as a recreational drug?

>>5257871
yes

>>5257868
oh i got some chicken cantonese and a butt tonne of shrimp fried rice and chicken fingahs and some hot and sour soup
its good

>>5257859
Having a generally much calmer and more fulfilled state of mind is better than the highs and lows of recreational drugs.

>>5257859
how is that even a fucking question.

dysphoria vs no longer occasionally smoking and drinking?

>>5257871
why is suicide not an option? hrt and drugs are literally all that's keeping me alive

>>5257859
I take hrt recreationally

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>>5257859
easiest multiple choice question of my life

>>5257847
one day, elanna

>>5257884
That's the joke :^)

>>5257859
I don't do recreational drugs so that's an easy choice. Don't really like being intoxicated.

>>5257878
anne u still haven't told me about your trip to Nashville u little shit

>>5257889
Who did your srs?

>>5257858
yeah I vape and not much. seriously just a little pinch midday inbetween doses of hrt. i still worry though because meme

>tfw no ufufu gf

>>5257897
Starving yourself is a lot worse for HRT than smoking pot

>>5257891
well what do u want to kno about it

>>5257901

srsly

>>5257901
Good to know, shame i've always smoked pot with tobacco, so if i smoke straight weed it'll put me on my backside

>>5257901
LOL i pretty much do that too.

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is using tinder and okcupid viable tactics to find friends, people to do drugs with and occasional fuckbuddies or is just gonna be chaserschaserschasers?

>>5257910
It can work. Don't put your gender as trans, mention it in the profile somewhere if you need to disclose.

>>5257906
like
Idk anything about Nashville, what is there to dothere? did you get turnt? did you put peas in your ass and fire them out at the sun?

>>5257919
well i ate a lot of food
and climbed on top of a dragon
and had fun goofs with my bffs
climbed a mountain
made fun of ppl on tinder
and felt bad because i saw too many pretty cis women
>did you put peas in your ass and fire them out at the sun?
no no no all i did was pee on a church in alabama

>>5257907
>>5257908
>>5257909
Aesthetically speaking HRT is 90% fat redistribution

What the fuck do you think is going to happen

I just got back from Walmart and now I have this really beautiful Cruiser bicycle.

>>5257932

>stave off the soul-crushing guilt

At least back when I starved myself.

>>5257932
well i know hrt doesnt agree with nicotine, i thought the same would be true with pot as well, never really asked about it.

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;__;

>>5257934
http://www.southcoastbikes.co.uk/Dont-Buy-a-Cheap-Bike

I'm all for everyone riding bikes, but no wasting money on BSOs.

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>>5257932
damn. I'm just curious. I don't have much fat on me desu.

>>5257927
sounds like you were feeling a wonderful time
>cis women
but Anno!
you ARE the pretty ciswomyn, don't feel bad<3

>>5257934
Find a local bike coop and get some help stripping and reassembling it. Walmart bikes are dangerous enough on their own, you don't need to make it worse by trusting the walmart employee who put it together.

>>5257944
Nobody said that to me.

>>5257949
same ;-;

>>5257947
no no no like they were way prettier and better dressed and im a bad person

>>5257948
t b h, I would only make sure it's put together well, the hardware they use on them aren't meant to be taken off and on more than once.
I've worked in walmart and target as the person assembling and I'm v dece at it but it's just the shitty metal they use.
co-op or bust, support your local community.

>>5257948
Yeah, the bike itself is beautiful but riding it home was no easy feat. I'm definitely going to be stripping everything but the frame, then maybe I can put some handbrakes on it instead of the caliper arm.

>>5257951
Fortunately i havent' changed at all so everyone still loves me

ha.. haha...

;_;

Who here /being feminine/

>>5257952
ur literally not a bad person, and idk about what you wear, I prefer what you don't wear ;)
but ur really pretty, ur like my red headed maiden
*tips fedora*

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>>5257886
M-maybe ;~;

>>5257959
if by feminine you mean sitting in sweatpants and a tank, eating food and playing vidya, then im being feminine as fuk desu

>>5257960
>I prefer what you don't wear ;)
waht do u mean by this

ty tho
i dont think so but im not going to argue i guess

>>5257952
>im a bad person
doesn't seem like it from our interactions here, I wish we could jam together irl
we could both find some confidence together
; 3;

>>5257959
I farted

>>5257968
That was funny.

>>5257972
I sharted

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>>5257972
>tfw you will never sniff elanna's feminine pink farts straight out of her asshole

>>5257972
I am sure it was a feminine fart.

>>5257977
I snorted your shart
>>5257972
I sucked in your fart

let's stop this pls

>>5257970
like,
I want u naked
*awkward*

well, why do you think ur a bad person? I get the feeling not pretty next to cis girls, but I don't see why you should think ur a bad person

>>5257981
I just came cause you snorted it

>>5257935
iktf

>>5257938
>>5257946
Don't forget you're starving your skin, and therefore your hair, of nutrients and they'll both look like trash.
Spiro will also be less effective.

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oh yea today was great ^_^

>teaching children
>call me miss
>some ask if I'm a boy but still call me miss
>one child walks up and feels dizzy
>turns out he has a concussion and was rushed to hospital

._.

>>5257981
>>5257980
>>5257979
>>5257977
>>5257972
fart eaters... ._.

>>5257971
i bet u could outshred me but thats okay im more of a gilmour-type anyways

>>5257983
>I want u naked
nooooooooooo u wrong for that

i think im really selfish and needy and annoying and im always trying to be funny but sometimes i'm not so instead of shutting up i keep trying to be funny and therefore more annoying and i don't know how to ask old ppl if they need help standing up or sitting down

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>>5257966
not maybe

I had no idea elanna was into scat.

>>5257998
Damn, that's a really accurate description of myself also.

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>>5257980
You give me too much credit, my farts are loud and stinky

>>5257977
I think I did too..

>>5257979
._.

>>5257981
Gross desu senpai

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>>5257777
Status update: I did it! Last semester I had *no* idea how to vertical weld now now I can fill up a groove! :DD

Quoted pic is before and this pic is after ^_^

>>5257998
no wai anne
I'm just getting back into guitar and having trouble with regular sweeps. I regret my decision to put down my geetar for vidya ;~;
>
i think im really selfish and needy and annoying and im always trying to be funny but sometimes i'm not so instead of shutting up i keep trying to be funny and therefore more annoying and i don't know how to ask old ppl if they need help standing up or sitting down
this is literally what I want in my life
do you like girls too? cuz then I would sell everything I have and move to be close to you

>>5258018
I have that effect on people

>>5257990
I'm not literally starving my body of anything. I just have a low bmi and it's hard for me to gain weight. I hope hrt changes my metabolism enough to get a little butt.

i'm fucking stoned hoooooly shit
just thought i'd let y'all know

>>5258004
we are the same, you and i.

>>5258022
i cant even sweep family
>do you like girls too? cuz then I would sell everything I have and move to be close to you
yeah but its complicated

/r9k/ here, just letting you girls know that you're all beautiful and would make wonderful gfs to cure their tfw no gf

>>5258034
I've been since this morning, smoking hash all day

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This happens like

Five times a day

someone make fun of me so I'll finally stop

>>5257998
Anne, just because you think that, that doesn't mean you are.
Like if that was true your friends wouldn't put up with you, they probably think ur just really funny and great to be around.

>>5258020
great job!! welding is fun