gay general: cool people only edition

1st for >tfw no bf

Fuck this i aint posting in yet another freddie edition

ill make another one, hang on

posting in cool thread

>>5246230
ur cool-ish
ill ignore that e-dating blip
u can stay

>>5246214
lmao kendrick is overrated trash
babbys first conscious hip hop

>>5246227
enjoy having ur thread banned
nerd

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>>5246214
>tfw no bf
>tfw dragon dildo
>tfw working on dnd campaign right now
>tfw raiding on a wrath 3.3.5 private server this Friday
>tfw haven't held a boys hand all year
>tfw only had sex twice this year
>tfw going to die alone

This thread is bad because the OP incites shitposting and it is inherently unwelcoming to any newcomers, and makes us all seem like shallow and retarded idiots and possibly scaring off people who genuinely do need help with their "stupid questions"

Please do me a favour and use this instead:
>>5246233
>>5246233
>>5246233

>>5246230
seconded for also being cool

>>5246238
brah
kendrick is the nuts
he fucking made a song with t swizzle!
are souls of mischief conscious rap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8

>>5246242
uuuh yh

>>5246243
your thread is boring as fuck m8

ill stay here with the cool kids

>>5246242
You could hold my hand Anon....
Fuckin jelly I haven't had sex in so long I don't know if I remember how

>>5246242
>>5246223
lol
i dont mind u guys
ur funny
its the dumb fucks who ask retarded questions about basic shit

>>5246255
why are niggers so stupid, freddie?

>>5246258
>why are niggers so nigger, freddie?

FTFY

>>5246255

freddie, what is the purpose of gaygen? isnt it to ask questions and get advice?

Or is it just your personal soapbox to lie about shit and insult people?

>>5246214
Conformist kek

This shit is stupid. Where's the ice cold edition? For those cooler than being cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntkzs_Y4CGQ
rap = cool

how do you get good at texting with qties

i'm really bad at it

they always start ignoring me after a while :c

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>>5246214
>gay
>cool

pick one

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I found another pic of freddie on the internet.

>>5246279

me too.

Do you want to practice maybe?

>>5246277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5GCn1BKkxg
meme grips is cooler

>>5246290
that's because death grips is super meta poetic shit focusing' on the deconstruction of hip-hop culture.

>>5246258
um idk
when i was pol i had a theory that their heads got hotter because of their thicker hair type
but now im not pol
i cant say that any race is stupider
because iq tests and stuff are racist apparently
i mean its weird how africa is the only place where ppl still live in mud huts and hunt animals with spears
but apparenly thats because they had perfect environments so they didnt have to develop like everyone else
idk
i know a lot of smart black ppl
and i know a lot of dumb white ppl
all the chinks and asians i know are smart tho

>>5246265
ask questions
ask about stds
ask about bfs
ask about family issues

dont ask about ur fucking dildos and retarded made up shit like WOULD U CHEAT WITH A STRAIGHT GUY WHO HAS A GF

its dumb and its annoying
and desu
i reckon most of us have enoughreal life shit going on in our lives to not have to make up dumb fantasies
nobody cares about ur stupid fantasy questions
we prefer the drama
get over it

>>5246270
lol

>>5246277
i dont like gangsta rap
p diddy is so cringe

>>5246279
hmm i ignore texts
just call them?
i just cba texting ppl
but im cool with talking on the phone if they want to talk
a lot of ppl like me just cant be bothered with the effort of texting ppl
because then u have to text hundreds
and its just
effort
call them instead

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>>5246264
true. they are also hideous creatures.

>>5246285
x3 keks

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>>5246297
so freddie, we all know you are a fagget and a nigger. So does this mean you hate yourself double?

>>5246279
See, this is why I think we need a seduction community for gay/bi guys. Every time it's mentioned people always say, lol gays can just fuck everyone they want no one needs that shit.

I find it not true. I consume a lot of what was previously called PUA, or now the seduction community, here is a video I have come across that has taught me a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-a1jXgAsQI

I think most people are so concerned that what works on girls won't work on men, so I try to filter out stuff that can be applied to people in general. The video is about how to engage in conversation with women, but I find it helps with anyone and not just for texting/dating but for conversing with people in general.

how fucked up is to fatten up your bf so guys won't flirt on him?

asking for a friend

>>5246290
>>5246296
>that's because death grips is super meta poetic shit focusing' on the deconstruction of hip-hop culture.
not cool
>>5246297
gangsta rap is cooool tho
+ cant diss p diddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????DO ANY OF YOU weirdos have JOBS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>5246317
B-boyfriendu, is that you? =_=

>>5246341

Yes. Why do you ask?

Dont you?

>>5246317

consensual = fine
secretly = a bit weird
nonconsensually = not okay

>>5246317
I thought you guys (gays) admired the male physique.

>>5246335
death grips is great, fuck you

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falling off my rocker isn't even near as fun as I thought it would be

I'm never doing hard drugs ever again
>>5246341
I have a full time job and a part time job that I work simultaneously

>>5246317
I like fat bears Ill flirt on him anyway :3c

>>5246341
Yeah, I have a full-time job
and go to school

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>>5246152
Trip on me

Who wants a daddy?

I'm playing with the most retarded russians on Dota. Go back to your eastern european servers you 3rd world citizens.

>>5246242
s-show us your dragon dildo

Also
>had sex two times this year
Howwwwww

>>5246391
Not there yet but I'll swallow your knob if you tickle my bum with that stache senpai

>>5246393
SUKA PIDOR BLLYYYYAAAATT

>>5246391
Post cock & tummy

hitler or christmas clown pls stay away from out private group

>>5246391
Sorry I keep reposting this
I don't think anybody thinks its as funny I do

>>5246419

It's hot, I doubt it's really you though.
I wish hot guys like that would take over the general.

>>5246214
This is going to be the edition with the least number of responses.
Who the fuck is Kendrick and Scott Disick?

>>5246412
cyka

>>5246419
Tuck in your autism senpai

>>5246422
Yeah it actually is me
I took it when I shaved last night

I got bored

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>>5246423

Kendrick Lamar?
I admit he is pretty samey + overrated, but he is a big name in music rn tbqh

>>5246341
>tfw 2 jobs and no bf to come home too

>>5246428

kek

i fucking love you maki
<333

good luck in the army!

>>5246430
Wasn't Kendrick Lamar a white guy? Or that black guy from American Idol? You know the one. The guy who was on with Simon Cowel.

>>5246438
That's sweet youre awesome also anon

>Tfw qt 3.14 boyfriendo is home playing Fallout 4 while I'm stuck working

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>>5246450
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5246317
but then hell be fat and u wont like him anymore
so whats the point

>>5246335
u dont like rap
u like one direction and justin bieber and katy perry
its obvious as fuck
just embrace ur girliness

>>5246423
wow lmao
legit didnt think ppl wouldnt rly know who they are

>>5246450
>playing Fallout 4
you're not missing out on anything, that game sucks

>>5246417

Not a creature was stirring, so shut the fuck up.

I can't stop eating too much/making excuses for myself

Help

>>5246469
Post butthole in female undies.

>>5246469

Make a Christmas resolution.

>>5246469

read the sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

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>>5246466
>mfw I perma-banned you

>>5246464
<\3

Anon... my feels bruh. I'm waiting for next paycheck for star wars *drool*


Inb4 CoD fags
Shit tier gaming tbqh

>>5246469
Killy self?

>>5246489
rude tbqh

>>5246450
only ugly ppl play video games over the age of 15

>>5246469
just stop eating
its not hard
set a goal
and starve urself until u achieve
drink lots of sugar free juices and diet drinks to fill ur stomach
weigh urself constantly
the only weighing that natters is the morning one
first thing after ur first piss get naked and weigh urself
weigh urself throughout the day
the weight loss wille xcite u
the goal will become more important than the hunger
smoking helps
generally when im taking drugs i dont eat
but i drink a lot because my mouth goes dry
so try that
not eating is easy

>>5246461
Nobody cares what you think, tbqh.

>>5246491
also green tea so u shit
it tastes gross but it works

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>>5246490

>>5246490
I'm out of suggestions anon. It's default at this point

>>5246491
i'm cute and I play video games :)

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>>5246481
>for star wars

>>5246491

PSA dont do this or you will be skinnyfat with repuslsive skinfolds.

read the /fit/ sticky - it is much more reliable than an anomymous methaddict compulsive liar.

The youngest of my friends is turning 21 today and I already feel old at 24.

Just gonna smoke weed until the reaper shows up and says lets go...

>>5246521
I feel old at 20

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>>5246521
>>5246521

>>5246491
>>5246491
I always regret reading your dumb ass posts. You really are shit for brains and an embarrassment to your race. I mean there are people of African heritage, there are niggers, then there is you. Damn you are so low rent it's pitiful.

>>5246533
how is that edgy?

>>5246521
>24
>old
kekerino you're still young.

>>5246461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JphpDHDsPQ
well i think i listen to cool music personally t b h
>>5246527
twinks age like twice as fast

>>5246527
>>5246533
Since there's gay death is there a gay grim reaper? Like I bet when you turn 25 a guy in a black cloak comes up to you, takes off his hood and you stare into Perez Hilton's face and immediately become an ugly old man.

I gotta start saving money now so I'll have daddy money and cute boys will still wanna fuck with me.

>>5246552

if you suck Gay Death's dick he lets you off.

eg: Keanu Reeves, Swede, Etc etc

>>5246551
I'm older than you right?

>>5246552
lost it at Perez Hilton

>>5246552
Haha Perez Hilton is the gay grim reaper

>>5246527
Hitler post slutty pics pls. :((

>>5246557
im twenty

>>5246563
just look in the archive m8
there's dozens

>>5246568
Oh, I thought I was older than you for some reason

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>>5246558
>>5246557
Look at his gray, lifeless eyes. Look at how he makes a living off of being a nasty bitch to everyone. Look at how he steals the souls of young gay men to look pretty.

Perez Hilton = Gay Angel Of Death

>>5246521
I feel old too
so old in fact I told people I was turning 20 again/having my second 20th birthday this year instead of saying I'm 21
I felt even older after reading "Mrs. Dalloway" and "The Waves" because the books go through characters lives and accepting age/death but the characters are in their senior years and I sat there empathizing with them like what is wrong with me

>>5246527

Don't feel old.
There's still Christmas. We haven't outlived that.

>>5246570
Alot of people dont seem to know this.
>>5246582
The slight smirk and lifeless eyes. Yup hes immortal.
>>5246593
Everyone is at a different part of there life. Some people are more resigned to the facts of this than others. You will feel old as long as you think you are.

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>tfw no bf

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Talk about you crush gaygen. If you currently don't have one talk about your first crush on a guy

i see all of these threads about anons hating how they're gay and i just can't even imagine feeling that way.
i would not survive in the heterosexual world.
girls would fail to sexualize me because of my pathetically small frame and feminine characteristics.
i'm so lucky i'm sexually attracted to men.

im kinda thinking about contacting people close to me on the cuteboys map but im kinda worried over them hating me for being half mong
you homos seem awfuly hateful on anyone non-white

>>5246634

My crush is death itself. Deathcrush, if you will. I see him all the time and he never so much looks at me. He just keeps me hanging on.

>>5246642

Haha.
Yeah, girls hate androgyny. Totally.
Heheheh.

>>5246655
idk girls never looked my way in high school or uni.
i would get hit on by gay guys quite a lot though.

>>5246629
Go get one then fagget <3
>>5246634
German dude an the was built like a real man. He had short dirty blonde hair. I always remember him.
>>5246642
Good for you man glad your happy with your life style.
>>5246646
World is harsh but im not c:

>>5246642
You would be Elliot Rodger 2.0

Also consider yourself lucky m8

As tall guy with a "football" body (broad shoulders, big boned) all I want is to have your body type booger

>>5246663
androgynous boys are my fetish

>>5246605
I'm too lazy to take new lewd pictures, so I've started directing them there

>>5246634

6 foot 2, semiprofessional rower.

We were 16. We went camping together and we spooned in a 2man tent before he got gaypanic and I backed off.

While I was giving him some space I realised that his personality was that of a petulant child, and when he had "found himself" or whatever and came back to me, I wasnt interested anymore.

That was my first and only crush.

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>>5246634
drummer boy 5 years older than me, and I play the bass

funny thing is we hit it off pretty good but I fucked up by trying to be all straight and shit and fucked a girl

>>5246663

Guys are hornier than girls.

Though, then again, who knows. I think girls at fucking gay bars hit on me more than they usually did growing up. Then again, I guess in middle school people flirted some before I turned into a festering sack of shit in a bag.

>>5246684
with your nasty voice? seriously

>>5246679
If you took one when everyone asked you might as well just be in porn.
>>5246684
Everyone loves sex, men are just more likely to fuck due to society not really giving a fuck about it.

>>5246642
I don't hate "being gay" myself. I love man on man sex, I love my boyfriend, etc.

I just hate the stereotype of gay men and the men that prove that stereotype.

>>5246671
i'd be ok with either body type.
guys with your bodytype are my thing though.
if i had a masc frame i'd be a masc4masc faggot for sure.

>>5246679
masc guys are my fetish tbqh

>>5246684
i don't know senpai. i just know what i see and i only see girls calling me cute but in a way girls do to each other if you know what i mean?

What age did you first go to a gay bar?

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>the gay boy that beat my ass 2 months ago is starting to speak to me
>howdoirespond.jpg

>>5246705
how do you know hes gay?

>>5246706
He beat his ass, if you know what I'm saying.

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>tfw born with broad shoulders and big bones
>tfw big guy 4 u
>tfw will never be a qt fem androgynous boy
>tfw no problem gaining weigh the
>tfw not naturally thin and qt
>tfw will always be envious
>tfw I hate myself and my body
it's not fucking fair

>>5246714
dude gay

>>5246716
you sound trans.
why would you care about your body type so much like this?
i'd love to have your body and beat up people and lift with my husbando.

>>5246690

Bitches like that sort of thing. Though I usually haven't spoken to them yet.

>>5246698

Part of it's social conditioning, but men are also naturally hornier on average. 'Mones.

>>5246703

Haha. I wonder about that. Sometimes it's just complimenting, sometimes it's not. Hos are pussies.

>>5246717
Exactly

>>5246703
I am masc 4 fem

Too bad most fem guys only want other fem guys ;-;

>>5246726
gross

>>5246634
My first crush on a guy was my canoeing instructor from boy scout camp. I was the only one in his class and would just sit their with no shirt on making jokes.

>>5246727
thats why im trying to turn fem desu
i kinda have a fem face but my body seems kinda built for masc
its weird

>>5246727
date me
a
t
e

m
e

>>5246722
I don't want to be a woman, I think my dislike of my body comes from intense and long term bullying in school.

>>5246740
>big guy
>allowing people to bully him
wut

>>5246706
On the second day of school, I was trying to play it cool so people would think I was straight. At my last school, I was everywhere and people knew so I tried to be not as flamboyant ( since it's my senior year and I want to set an example I guess ). So I moved over to where he was sitting and he was like "Do you know ( gay boy we both knew that got fucked regularly ) ?" and I started laughing. He asked if I was gay and I was reluctant to say yes and he was like "I know my people". Plus he talks to boys in a romantic way on a regular basis, talks about having sex, and TALK ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE.
>>5246706
So I guess it takes one to know one.
Still can't get a bf.
Never have.
Most likely never will when I go to college.
>>5246714
He grabbed my hoodie and slung me down the bleachers. He made my zipper jump the track and I was choking.

I really just cant get into the holliday season this year.

>>5246743

Fighting back is against the rules.

>>5246753
rules are for faggots like me. anons with big arms smash rules. such is life.

>>5246749

Oh no!

But aren't you excited?
You-know-who is going to be coming down your chimney with a sack of presents and a belly like a bowl full of jelly!

>>5246743
It was mostly when I was in middle and elementary school. It was a very rough time for me

Also I don't like hurting people

>>5246760
NO UNCLE JOHN NOT AGAIN

>>5246760
It just feels like there isnt really anything to celebrate this year

>>5246761
i'm sorry you had to go through that anon.
you sound really cool. i think you can find happiness in being who you are.
you sort of have to when it comes to thinks like body frame.

>>5246779
*sigh*

I know, I just get so jealous of people like you and hitler who seem to like their rarified body types and we're just born like that.

*sigh* I guess the closest I can get is skinny fit like sadon

>>5246772
I know what you mean. Nobody I know has really cared this year

>>5246725
Its a bummer and yah I wont deny that men are less likely to think twice <3
>>5246727
Everyone says this but I dont mind either or.
>>5246749
Why anon? :c
>>5246790
Its okay man just be the person you want to be and good things will follow.

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>tfw wide hips, narrow shoulders
>tfw i will never be a qt musclebear

i wanna cry

>>5246772

But Anon!

The Christmas spirit is always there for you. You just have to believe in it.

>>5246678

What do you guys feel about this? Help us out(lesgen) and post your feelings on that thread

Help lesbrothers out <3

Yours truly,
Cis-lesgen

>>5246817

How would we know? We arent trans, female or lesbian.

And dick or not, that person is a girl.

>>5246815
could i get a song to help deal with this holiday depression?

>>5246806
Life is suffering :(

It's funny how we both want the opposite things because we have different body types.

>>5246817
>would a lesbian girl have problems with swallowing semen
I don't think that thread is worth anyone's time

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>>5246242
at least you aren't a kissless virgin like some of the boys on here
anon it will work out try not to be so dismal

>>5246822
https://youtu.be/dNUbEDPWrvw

>>5246214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z88NJhW3in

>>5246242
Just listen to Queen and chain smoke. Soon you won't even remember what life is.

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>>5246838

>>5246841
>liking queen
you faggots have the worst taste

>>5246817
>>5246820
>>5246825
>>5246829
>>5246837
>>5246838
Its about setting an example that men are men and shouldnt hunt poor lesbian girls

Men are filth
Men are keks

but you guys are girls so its ok :3c uguu~
but not girls enough to have sex with other girls you are trash

Anyway help us out

Yours truly,
Cis-les gen

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>>5246279
don't be a beta who texts too much
if you're romantically or sexually interested lay that shit out immediately
"hey homie you wanna hang out, I think you're cute" or ask them if they wanna mess around
don't pussyfoot really. let them know off the bat what you want. and then if they say no respect that and look for other dudes.

>>5246841
i'd rather listen to francois hardy if I wanted music to chain smoke to.

>>5246829
true, thanks for making me feel better anon.

>>5246852
Yeah, only gay people in 2015 like Queen. Nobody in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s did, and certainly not straight people.

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>>5246822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Ssh0ouW3k

>>5246864
straight people with bad taste like queen too

>>5246850

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FSlW8SqgWX

>>5246856
please leave.
i'm not a big fan of most mtfs and even I find your posts awful. please go.

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>>5246296
>death grips
>"poetic"

>>5246872
I'm guessing that's you Christmas Hitler.

>>5246856
>calling for backup for a pointless internet argument over absolutely nothing

>Men are filth
>but you guys are girls so its ok :3c uguu~
I don't think you know what thread you're in.

>>5246837
>having pleb tier holiday music taste
tsk tsk tsk

http://youtu.be/_6xNuUEnh2g
http://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY

>>5246341
I have work study for 7.5 hours a week at the campus gym. That's it though.

>>5246856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05aJC0fxk99

>>5246856
You are just all over the place with that.
>>5246877
I think its trying to joke.
>>5246879
Nice man gains are a job.
>>5246806
never know untill you try friend!

>>5246341
'elthcare

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>>5246450
>wanting to date a recluse

>>5246875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0waqn044Fym

>>5246878
>posting x-mas songs that get so overplayed they make me want to kill myself

>>5246874
Ass clappin, dick suckin, lock the door to the bathroom – quick fuckin
Find a whore and it could happen
But it's nothin, cuz you're drunk and you'll be blackin out
Before you even get a chance to think bout what you're doing

>>5246893
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0waqn044Fym
A rapper?

>>5246906

I'll rap your ass off.
You got served fool!

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>>5246634
Last year there was a really cute guy who was very obviously interested in me, but I kept ignoring him because I didn't know what I was doing. So then I moved to NH for work and then to CO for college. I plan on moving back after 2nd trimester, so if I see him around I'll have to ask him out.

>>5246910
I would love to hear you rap faux Writer-Anon.

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>>5246646
If you are this anxiety stricken than it's likely nobody is going to want to put up with your neurosis anyway. The last thing I want is a boy who is high maintenance.

gaygen should I shave my beard?
it's pathetic and I look like a fifteen year old trying to grow out his facial hair, but I want to be masc4masc.

>>5246915

Check your first post in this thread, tighty-whiteass.

>>5246902
they're nostalgic jeez don't you know anything boogie

>>5246916
i did some soul searching and i decided im straight again dont worry

>>5246918
You're a pretty dull rapper.

>>5246919
no i'm kind of dumb. :(
if you like nostalgic then you might like this one.
this one makes me feel nostalgic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
reminds me of my gram

>>5246917
You can still be masc and clean-shaven.

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>>5246727
Same here homie! I've been taking my gym bunny status seriously and have been making nice gains at the campus gym. But I'm trying to get involved in the fag community over here so I guess I can't rush anything now.

>>5246942
aww yiss.
this is good to hear.

>>5246944

what are your lifts?

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>>5246927
I'm sorry to hear that. Women are absolutely awful.

>>5246955
dont worry i still like cute femboys though

>>5246955
anime anon you are a good anon poster.

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>>5246953
I'm not a benchfag but I'll post some stats
I'm 5'5 170ish lbs
160 pounds on chest press
115 bicep curls
Tricep extensions w/ dumbells 30 pounds
Weighted pushups around ten (25 pounds)
Everything else is abs and calisthenics. I do a lot of pullups with timed pyramid sets and max out at seven with fifteen second rests
Don't do any legs yet but I try to get out and do parkour on the weekends

why are straight guys so hgnngggnghhh

>>5246978
we're so what?

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>>5246967
My name is Angel

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>>5246975

>chest press
do you mean barbell benchpress or is it a machine or something?

oh and you should really work on legs if you wanna get dat ass, you know.

>>5246981
>we

kek you wish

>>5246929

Well, you're an excruciatingly boring poster.
In fact I'm not even gonna bother with you anymore. Do whatever, yo. Peace.

>>5247006
shut up faglord
im the personification of heterosexuality

>>5247010
yeah of a woman's heterosexuality maybe

Come on party Christmas!

>>5247005
It's a machine. I usually only use the machines and some of the medicine balls or dumbells but generally never bench.
it's all good though I run a lot and am trying out some harder endurance training with inclines so my butt is all set

can't we stop talking about christmas

I got a really bad present for christmas once

>>5247019
do i look like i suck dicks? actually let me answer that i dont masculinity is the most disgusting thing on earth

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>>5246860
>françois hardy
good/10 taste

>>5247023

do bodyweight glute bridges at home please

i dont wanna see you destroy your ass with pure cardio ;^;

>>5247030
>masculinity is the most disgusting thing on earth
that's why you're a girly anime tranny? to run away from your disgusting masculinity?

>>5247023

Why machines only? Bar is superior in every way.

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>>5247007
>Oh God, I'm even boring when I'm a Nazi.
I win.

>>5247020
And back to Christmas Hitler he goes.

>>5247029
Tell us MOAR, anon.

>>5247036
im not a fucking tranny
im a normal man whos not overly macho
a normal STRAIGHT man

>>5247029

Don't let one bad present spoil the Christmases of the future!

Santa loves you!

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>tfw you will never have a blond hair blue eye bf
>tfw you will never snuggle with his lil tum
>tfw you will never be the little spoon cuz hes a lil taller than you
>tfw you will never play video games co-op
>tfw you will never see movies with each other
>tfw you will never sneak attack kissus with him
>tfw no bf

>no carebear bff
>no spongebob bff
>no penis bff
Why even live

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HATE.

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU.
HATE.
HATE.

>>5247042
>Tell us MOAR, anon.
>>5247049
>Santa loves you!


Santa ate my cookie and made me drink the milk.

>>5247043
oh so you're ftm? do you have a prosthetic penis or you kept your vag?

>>5247058
>iknowthatfeel.png

>>5247063
Santa ate my bp and shot milk down my hole

>>5247068
im a penis born
never questioned sexuality
never changed gender or anything
straight fucking man

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>>5247051

i dont get this whole "fantasy bf" thing.

IRL looks are subjective, and the implication that if you met your perfect match but with black hair you would either reject or merely settle for him is weird.

I think it might be sort of unhealthy, because not only are you creating almosy impossible expectations, if you only date, say, blondes, you might miss out on your perfect, brownhaired match. Why do you have to design your bf yourself in advance?

Cant you keep an openmind and just date whoever appeals to you, no matter if they fit your prerequisites or not? You sound as though you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>5247073
Kinsey number?

>>5247063

Sometimes good Santas do bad things.

>>5247072

Thanks, John.

Now, what you've got to do is sit down with Santa and forgive him his trespassings.

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>>5247078
>2015
WHAT YEAR IS IT

>>5247082
With some dick?

>>5247080
beats me

>>5247087

Maybe if it's the only option Christmasy enough.

>>5247078
>setting yourself up for disappointment
That's what gaygen is all about

>>5247085

God that genuinely is the best caricature I have ever seen.

I think the guy is alright, but that picture just *oozes* his personality. its phenomenal.

I'm a tranny but it's not really working out, can I just be a gay dude?

>>5247078
a brownhaired could never be my perfect match because my perfect match has to be blonde.

personality is maleable looks arent

>>5247101
Which guy?

>>5247103
what's with the influx of trannies lately?

did something happened in trannyland?

I'm legit scared.

>>5247091

Did you drop E or something?

>>5247080
apparently 2

>>5247103

Turn your trip back on circe

>>5247110
Nothing happened, I am just ruining my life and this is too hard to keep doing so I want to give up.

>>5247110
Next, whatever it is will come for us and we'll turn straight! Dun dun DUNNNN!

I'm sure most of us would actually really like that though.

>>5247109

John Oliver

>>5247104

Okay so you are actually mentally unstable. Glad we cleared that one up.

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im growing chest hair!!!!!!

eee!!!

>>5247129
>Okay so you are actually mentally unstable. Glad we cleared that one up.

i'm sorry you're butthurt about your looks but thats how the world works

no one can see your inner beauty at first sight

so people go for looks and then they adapt

sometimes it ddoesn't work but it mostly does

>>5247137
post tum :3

>>5247137
What's wrong with your nipples

>>5247125
>I'm sure most of us would actually really like that though.

I wouldn't really. Girls are usually really annoying. But I guess you put up with that if you want to fuck them.

>>5247111

I dropped Christmas.

And it bounced right up again! =D

>>5247137
I'm jelly
I can only grow nipple hair :c

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>>5247142

i am blonde and blueyed.

But you are straightup delusional, dawg.

I can only hope youre trolling.

>>5247149
Looks like he was once chubby/ fat and then lost a shit ton of weight.
My friend's nips look like that when he lost a lot of weight.

>>5247087
John still posts?

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>>5247129
you mean le chronological snobbery man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronological_snobbery

>>5247168
Only when BRYCE pretends to be me because he wishes he were me. Weird right? Who would want that?

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>>5247168
also, proof that bryce pretends to be other people

>>5247110
Seriously, tumblr and reddit are leaking in too. Facebook normies are finding reddit and the other sites

>>5247159
>But you are straightup delusional
I'm not man
people always go for looks when they look for a partner
you cant deny that
it's a good thing you're blonde and blueyed tho you'll find love someday

>>5247191

No one cares.

>>5247197
you do, bryce

>>5247192
I'm not to worried about that because they usually get too triggered here and they don't stay for too long.


It's the internal tranny migration that scares me.

>>5247179

It's just jokes, though.

And that looks nothing like my beloved English surpriseman. He's actually pretty attractive in 3D.

>>5247112
kek

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>>5247149

dont your nips change shape with scapula rotation?

oh and >>5247163 might be right, ive lost a shitton of weight over the last year

>>5247204
I'm accepting and all that shit but I don't get along well with most women, regardless of sex. I tried with a cool mtf that liked similar shit but, there's no click in friendship

If I wanted to be surrounded by them I'd be on the other generals.

>tfw Where's my gaygen gone?
>Tfw where's my country gone?

>>5247125
>>5247150
My plan is to just be straight and have sex with guys. Hopefully the will be straight guys just like me.

>>5247215
Are you gonna shave that fuzz off?

>>5247248
he should keep it. It looks adorable

>>5247258
For now. Wait until it goes curly like a Jewish man's burns.

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>>5247248

nope

i wanna be a musclebear someday :3c

>>5247261
Jews are qt

How else are you going to fuck your way into the jew supremacy and have qt German Aryan on a collar and leash?

>>5247268
me too i think.
and i want a musclebear bf.

What are some good gay movies that are lesser known? I really liked Get Real and that german flick Boys

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>>5247274

its gonna be worth it when we make it!

we just have to eat lots and lift heavy things and it should turn out ok i think

>>5247268
Yeah... sure...

My chest hair starts growing back like 4 days after shaving.

People should really judge someone's attractiveness by their videogame-playing ability really. If you think about it. And not just because that is personally my only unterrible feature. For other nondescript reasons too.

>>5247292
>playing video games proudly
>not a terrible feature
Oh please.

>all these fem4masc
>still no e bf to shitpost with one person away from here

>>5247292
If you can't beat Dark Souls naked and with only a shield a weapon, I'm not interested.

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>60yo kissless virgin

Who wants to make my day?

>>5247330
no one apparently

>>5247337

I like to go out and have a good time. I enjoy flea markets, music and driving around in the country listening to hip hop. I I enjoy being around fun young people. I also like dark rooms, as you never know what might happen.

I feel so shallow writing all these essays and papers and reproducing all this knowledge and all these theories I want nothing to do with it. I'm so sick of college.

>>5247363

Drop out and live off your parents.
It's what I do at 27.

>>5247356
>I also like dark rooms, as you never know what might happen.
That is possibly the creepiest thing I have ever heard someone say.
It might just be because you're old though
All old men are incredibly unsettling to me for some reason

Gonna have sex tonight for the first time with a very stocky guy, has a huge firm butt too. Usually go for twinks.

Anything I should expect?

>>5247291
Pics

>>5247367
That doesn't sound too exciting either though.

I just wanna move to Greenland.

>>5247370
They are. Old people can't compliment anyone over the age of 12 without it sounding fucking weird.

You know that awkward smile and laugh you do for your grandparents? I do that for old people in general. They're creepy. I laugh because I hope if I stay in favour, their predatory instincts to hunt youth won't kick in, and I won't quickly become another meal for a pack of wild OAPs.

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>found SP's dating profile in 20 years:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=107847023

>>5247372
Good sex that has more unf in force
No bones poking you

>>5247372

Stocky guys normally have big butts. But but their still somewhat fat so its disgusting lmao

>>5247383
hahaha it makes sense
Also could also be from the terrible things I've heard old men say to me.
Some of the creepiest/nastiest shit I have ever had said to me has come from old men.

>>5247386
>20 years
that's being generous

is there any gay more badass than this evil queen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7OSSUwPVM4

>>5247405
Oh yeah the weird ones live longest.

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>>5247386
>http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=107847023

Anon how dare you.

>>5247409
I liked the music video
song isn't bad either

>>5247372
A good time

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>be me, 18, on the left, 5'1"
>bf, 20, on the right, 6'2"

Everyone thinks he's my dad and he always convinces me to play it off like I'm really 10 or 11 (under 12) so he doesn't have to pay for me at restaurants. He only lets me order from the Kid's menu.

I'm starting to think he's just using me because I look young. :(

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>>5247448
yawn
>>5247372
Expect a good time. Have fun.

>>5247441
>>5247398
>>5247393

Is sex with Stocky guys that good? I usually only go for hunks or toned boys

I love you all and I hope you all find wonderful boyfriends

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>>5247448

>>5247448
>18
Hahaha, sure.

>>5247457
no
ignore the chubby chasing fat fetishists
they're just trying to convert you so someone will actually love them

>>5247459
why thank you anon <3, you too

>>5247023
>machines
have fun with your little to none progress.

>>5247465
Stocky=/=fat>>5247462

>>5247462
The greatest lie ever told

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>>5247330
Jesus that's creepy.

>>5247457
It's like hunky but more cuddles and a bit softer yet firm

porn
hub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55917f9240810

>be 40
>still looking for the perfect 18-21yo bf to sit on my lap and call me daddy and treat him exactly like the video

>>5247493
old ppl pls gtfo

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>>5247493
>>5247356
>>5247330

>>5247480
Why was I tagged?

>>5247484
It's the pose and everything. It's too close to what young people do.

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>>5247338

>>5247493

STOP STEALING OUR YOUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw no hairy bf with a tum to rub

>>5247514
Don't even acknowledge them. Pretend you're on public transport. Don't make eye contact. You'll only encourage 'back in my day' stories.

>>5247501
>>5247507
I somehow thought Mexicunt was the oldest person here at 30
I feel violated knowing old men are reading my posts and have likely seen me in my underwear

new thread:
>>5247528
>>5247528
>>5247528

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>>5247526
>implying you don't enjoy feeling like that

>>5247526

Honestly..your type doesn't do anything for me and I imagine most older guys. You just look like a girl...literally.

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>>5247526
>WAIT, you mean EVERYONE can see my pictures on the internet!?

Please tell me you're not serious.

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tfw no stocky vintage cop bf

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>>5247477

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>>5247039
I don't wanna bulk and using machines seems like a way to get stronger without getting bigger. I just don't wanna get thick.

>>5247078
because they are neurotic and do not actually understand how relationships work
plus this is impractical and if anyone shows them affection in real life, they'll learn that

>>5246214
>on 4chan
>no anime/gaming
Why are you even here, jock-boy?