Gay General - Daddy's Little Boy Edition

1st for stocky boy sex a best?

>>5247528
>tfw no...

ugh you know what nevermind

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>>5247538
It's pretty good.

>tfw he has a bf

>>5247507
Would you a JonTron?

>>5247551
too fat

new general pls
>>5247538
lil tums are the best for sex & cuddles :3

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>tfw stretch marks
the healed ones look kinda like laceration scars

>inb4 lmao fatty

>whose instead of who's

you literally have to retarded to make this mistake

no excuse

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>>5247528
tfw no vintage cop dadddy bf

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Whatcha listenin' to, gaygen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsNaOFl_XvY

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>>5247538
I got dumped for not being stocky

I wanna die

>>5247573
I've let youtube play regina spektor for hours now

it's good background music desu

>>5247563

i was gonna say whose your dadddddddddy
but another thought took over

>>5247568
same
whats the name of these artist again I need it for... research purposes

>>5247573
>tfw no /mu/ bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hefr781v2pc

What are some prime ways to drive away old people?

I've thought of a few:
- Make up slang that actually means absolutely nothing. This will make them less interested in what you're talking about.
- Say something incredibly stupid, like 'Omg people are going to hop the fence from France into England'; the old person will believe you're too stupid to converse with
- Take off your shoes. Scratch your feet. They bloody hate it.
- Pull out your phone, make faces as if you're talking to someone cute, bite your lip. The jealousy will cause their wrinkles to swell.
- Breathe through your mouth. Just pretend you're dying from their insufferable company and are panting to survive. The old person will think you're retarded and leave you alone.
- Overuse the words 'literally' and 'like'. They will never ask for more information again.

It is vital to be prepared for old people. They could be lurking anywhere. On the bus. On the train. At the cornershop. Walking in the same direction you are, but diagonally across the pavement making it hard to get past them. They may attempt to make humour, you must acknowledge this with a strained smile, but you must never encourage them to go further. This will sate the predator, and you will leave with your youth in-tact.

>>5247575

was it a long relationship?

>>5247590
3 years

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>>5247586
Norman Rockwell

the full picture can be a bit disturbing tho I think

>>5247573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbtmskCRUY

>>5247589
I wouldn't mind it if handsome older guys approached and tried to talk with me.

but it's always the creepy ones who do that.

>>5247600
I had this picture hanging up in my bedroom when I was a kid huh...

I totally forgot about it until now

>be confused college student
>make Grindr account
>no face pic but full profile
>still get a ton of messages
>everyone around me is creepy as fuck
>delete account

I tried?

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>80yo+ gay couple

>wants a live-in helper/threesome relationship with a younger 18-25yo guy

>free room & board and groceries/food and gas, everything is paid for, except what you do on your own free time

>you will have to clean, walk dogs, and do the regular house hold chores, as well as take them to their monthly hospital visits and to the grocery store every week

>you will have to have sexual intercourse with them (they're hiv free)

>you will inherit everything they own after they die including the house ($250,000+)


WOULD YOU DO IT?

>>5247594

why did it last so long if you weren't stocky?

>>5247614
grindr is usually a cesspol of creepy guys, so I guess you got the expected results.

The app itself sucks anyways

>2015
>push notifications for premium users only


>>5247612
probably that's why you're gay now

>>5247618
fuck yeah

>>5247614
I live near a university, so my grindr is full of frat masc4masc no fats no fems dudebros who end up messaging me at 3 am

>>5247614
Grindr has gems in the pile of shit occasionally.
I delete it so often though.
>tfw conversing with this guy who wants to be fuck buddies
>haven't appropriately segwayed into asking for his pic yet
I kind of hope hes cute.

>>5247618
How long do they have left?

>>5247573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goV57pGmiCk
Devo-Gates of Steel

>>5247634
Some people live to 100. It's not worth it babe. And when one dies, you'll have the other one being an emotional burden you're not equipped to handle. It's not worth it. Just rob a bank like everyone else that wants $250,000.

>>5247618
I would ask for their medical history first.

if they are in the verge of dying then I might consider it.

>>5247634

5 years at most

>>5247614
>asking for pics from no pic discreet people
>getting them and never responding back
feels like I'm doing Gods work

>>5247628
So do I, but even they're rare here. Do I just try other apps? Return to straightland and never resolve anything?

>>5247618
How do I induce cacer?

>>5247650
apps in general suck

but I've heard tindr is a bit better

haven't tried it myself though.

>>5247650
Depends on what your type is
that is if you even know what your type is yet

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>>5247621
I don't know. I think my boyfriend was in denial that he was attracted to me or something. Which is a kind of fucked up thing to do to someone for 3 years straight. One time I caught him sending nudes to someone else. I straight up asked him if I was attractive to him and he started crying and said he wasn't because I was skinny. He ended up leaving me for some bear dude.

C'est la vie or some shit I guess. Now all I want to do in life is get bigger because I feel unattractive to everyone

>>5247573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HQnJ2OtVw

>>5247589
Why would you want to drive old people away? They're so much fun! My grammy and I get along pretty well
we like to talk about different kind of stool softeners/laxatives/fiber supplements because we're both constipated often
and, like most old people, she's super cynical so she usually has something negative and funny to say

but like if you really want to piss them off make sure to interrupt them frequently when they're speaking
they get really cranky because their train of thought gets stopped and they don't remember what they were talking about

>>5247658

post pic, you might find a bf here real quick

Keen to buy my first anal sex toy sometime soon... Should I get something that is designed especially for men or will something generically phallic do the job just fine?

>>5247618

It's scary to think about all the people who are 80+yo and on the verge of death who have no family or anyone to give their wealth too after they die.

All of their wealth ends up being owned by the bank/government if they don't sign it off to some charitable organization.

>>5247675
Dongs might work but you'll want to aim for that prostate not have a glass popsicle to play with. Unless you want that

I hate butt toys but I'd prefer dick shaped ones. Or go dragon dildo

>>5247663
2insecure desu senpai

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>>5247658
You don't need to change yourself for the whims other people. If you're happy being the way you are, you should find someone who is happy with that as well. There are a lot of men out there who want a thin boyfriend, someone out there right now thinks you're attractive and wants you, don't doubt that.

People who aren't attracted to you are not the people you should be trying to appease.

>>5247610
How do you know they're creepy if they don't approach you? Maybe you're using creepy in the preemptively bitchy way straight girls do.

>haven't masturbated in like 2 weeks
I'm edging now and it feels weird, like I have to pee

>>5247726
>bitter dinosaur

T B H some guys just carry themselves that way. I don't even have anything against older guys. Some just look fucking creepy. Others can be cute

Like Magneto
I'd fuck Magneto/Gandalf
>too high to remember actors name

>>5247744

don't do it.. stay pure

>>5247713
I appreciate what you're saying but I am not actually happy with my body. I think its okay to an extent. I'd prefer to be bulkier because that's the type of guy I like. Not obese but builtfat I guess. I'm sure most of people here would be weirded out by that but that's just what I'm into. Most guys like that just don't go after skinny guys like me. Besides, I am borderline underweight and going to the gym would be nothing but beneficial for me at this point, at least I have the motivation to do it now.

>be 27
>realize life is over for me
>friends are all married/in relationships/have kids/got their bachelor's
>friends all have their shit together and make their life work

I haven't even managed to get my license yet.
Live at home. Can't even manage to keep a job for a 6 months.

I think some of us just aren't cut out for life and find it hard to overcome the obstacles in our way. I wish life could of been different for me.

>>5247770
Don't worry; you don't have to be your own type. Be healthy and bulk a bit if you want but somewhere that qt is looking for someone like you.

>>5247784
If there's one thing America has taught me, it's that you're never too old to shoot up educational institutions. You could go out with a bang, Anon.

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>>5247769
Too late. Honestly it doesn't feel as good as when I do it consistently

>>5247784
>27
>life is over

Come on man. I know everyone jokes about gay death at 30 but it's not true, you are so young. You still have time to get a job, to get a license and to move out.

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>>5247784
>Can't even manage to keep a job for a 6 months.
How come? and are you in the process of getting your license?

>>5247807
18. Gay death is an 18.

>>5247800
Dubz

>>5247573
heya zombii, nice to see ya again

>Whatcha listenin' to, gaygen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsRlO4dQJGI

>>5247814
Wow I've been dead for 5 years and I didn't even know

>>5247784
this makes me fear because I feel like I'm going to be you in 5 years

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>>5247823

>>5247814
Gay death is 13, after you loose that child like aesthetic

Who's your favorite trip?
Least favorite trip?

>>5247843
Favorite is probably hitler for giving me advice on how to abuse my medication. Or Circe for being nice.

Least favorite is rufby/freddie/those folks

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>>5247850
ayyy

>>5247787
What a stupid nigger comment. Of course someone is going to love you even if you're 300lbs and disgusting. That doesn't mean you should be that. Go to the gym and better yourself (looks and health). Don't settle for mediocrity.

>>5247770
It's really admirable that you're using your experiences to motivate you, anon. You can change if you want to. What is important is that you love and value yourself based on your standards, not the standards of others, and that you recognise even as you are now, someone thinks you are attractive. Not just saying that because you have cute taste in nito images either.

>>5247600
>the full picture can be a bit disturbing tho I think
what makes you say that?

>>5247843
only ops should be able to trip desu

>>5247860
>edgy
He's underweight I'm encouraging health not obesity. damn senpai

Have a fucking beer and chill
OR get laid

I'm willing to be anyones slutty little boy. Kik: maleslave85 Moar: http://maleslave85.tumblr.com/

>>5247882
Hahaha you fags are so degenerate.

You're on a blue board, nigger.

>>5247882
why does your ass look like burn victim skin?

>>5247888
I think that's hair, but they look like those nasty liney veins.

>>5247866
well, you can't see it in the one I posted but the kid has one of those 'vagabond sticks with a handkerchief' things, which implies he's either homeless or ran out of home.

and the contrast of him with the two much bigger men makes me think of how vulnerable he probably was.

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>>5247800

>>5247843
They're all faggots

Writer I don't hate.
5652 or whatever occasionally makes me kek
Irish I don't hate

>>5247893
look at the crease where his leg meets his torso on the right

>>5247882
Jesus fucking christ, there's just so much wrong with that.

>>5247843
Fav: Writer-Anon seemed nice pre-"i trol u" phase. IrishAnon is pretty cool too from what I've seen. After that, probs Hitler, as far as the active posters go.

Least fav: Rabbi, Maki, 5256

First two just because I can't stand fags who say they're straight but post on a gay board about how much they want that bp

5256 has the worst attitude of any trip. He's so far up his own ass it's ridiculous.

>>5247888
A combination of hair, bad lighting and too much fat (lost 20kg recently)

>>5247904
Hadn't even noticed that.

>>5247903
Yay, I'm in the not hated category.

>>5247902
Never before have I felt like a roof is looking at me.

>>5247887
I'm sorry, new here and no idea what that means.

>>5247913
blue boards are SFW
aka you don't post your grody asshole begging for daddy's dick

>>5247905
I'm a mess

>>5247859
Gonna try that butt stuff this weekend desu, will report back.

Do you only snort/whatever adderall every once in a while/casually?

desu the stories I read about people saying how they snort so much of it is off putting

>>5247906
>i trol u
Huh? I say some tongue in cheek shit. I think you're confusing me for the Anon that was faking Hitler's name as well as mine.

>>5247843
It's really hard to choose just one when they all have great things about them.

Qtpersian :^)

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>>5247573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgPLIIX23xg

>>5247917
Ahh I'm sorry people ..
Can I remove it?

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In lieu of recent events...

...would you?

>>5247800
the closest university is 35min away and I can't get there on a bike and there's no bus

>>5247810
I have no one to teach me.
Jobs in my area, most of them require a car, and there isn't a bus I can take. I've always just rode my bike. I was also in a car accident as a teen and I sort of fear being in cars now.

>>5247919
I take adderall daily for work
I work nights so it helps with energy and productivity

I rarely take amphetamines recreationally as I'm on it enough at work

>>5247928
click the box at the top left of your post and scroll to the bottom of the page and click delete on the bottom right

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>>5247887
>you fags
>>5247903
>They're all faggots
anon(s)...

>>5247822
>tfw no pianist ottermode bf

>>5247882
Thumbnail looks like a uncooked turkey

>>5247940
Thank you and sorry again. I think I fixed it.

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should i?
would you?
i want to go from hazel to blue.

>>5247936
I'd fuck that camel

>>5247959
Im OK with my brown eyes.

Blue eyes + red hair is too much

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>>5247938
Take driving classes. Would help you out some. You said you're living at home? Ask your parents to teach you.

>>5247959
waste of 5,000 and far too busted for that
plus I'm fine with my eyes

>>5247843
Favorite rugby freddie maki
Least booger and the other whiny femfaggots

Masc has been proven to be better posters than fem. Fem need to make their gwneral more active because they aren't welcome here

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>>5247864
Thank you Zombii that's very kind of you. I used nito because I'm also a skeleton lord. Have another.

>>5247951
Lmao thanks I guess

>>5247959
wtf

I wont' be special for my eyes anymore?!

>>5247959
no.

>>5247959
>should I
If you wanna
>would you
I don't wanna

>>5247959
>tfw blue eyes
>But not the good blue

Your eyes are fine btw get contacts if they bother you. Borderibv tranny territory getting stuff like this

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>>5247843
Favorite would be (besides my Juppichi) Rugby.

Least would be any of the overly 'nice' ones.

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>>5247951

>>5247995
maki we live so close. let's just meet up and become this boards biggest meme. all we have to do is fuck enough for one sex tape and we'll be bigger than moot.

>>5247973
LGBT MASCter race

>>5247959
It depends on how well it goes with the rest of your face, honestly. Ideally, cosmetic surgery should improve your appearance, but many don't realize how badly it can disrupt the harmony of your aesthetics.

I guess if you're white, changing your eye color shouldn't have any negative consequences.

>>5247973
>Least booger and the other whiny femfaggots
>booger
>femfaggot
i am trying to hard to be accepted and received as masc4masc.
please don't bring me down like this man.

>>5247997
holy photoshop

>>5248007
Im not gay but I would do nearly anything for memes and attention.

Youre not ugly but you're a dude and that's gross

DEITY is just down with vagina

>>5248013
>MASCtier race

FTFY

>>5248022
>i am trying to hard
maybe that's the problem bby
Don't try to be something you're not
have you learned nothing from past experiences

Describe the perfect masc guy, gaygen

>>5248034
Masculine.
Just like me.

>>5248033
;~; hitler you just want me to be fem4fem tho.
m-maybe i want to be masc4masc.
just because i have to work to get there doesn't mean i can't get there you know?

>>5248028
>DEITY is just down with vagina
what happened to you wanting to fug me when i'm wearing pink lingerie?

Are online relationships worth it? This guy is really attached to me since talking online and skype and all that but he likes to play a lot of stupid games like pretending other guys want him locally and stuff like that. We have a lot in common and the same humour but I dont know. He says one thing but in actually does something else. What do you fegs think?

>>5247843
>Who's your favorite trip?
sludgepuppy b/c crush

>Least favorite trip?
not gonna do that but I get along with most here. all have good and bad points.

>>5248046
>play a lot of stupid games like pretending other guys want him locally and stuff like that

If he's like that then no its not worth it. LDRs are hard enough as is. I've been in one before

What is you porn folder called
Mine is: "yet more porn"

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>>5248046
They are only worth it if you actually plan on meeting him someday. Hopefully sooner than years later. You'll need a lot of patience to pull it off and it will most likely be worth it.

>>5248046
sounds like a bad idea b/c of the particular person you describe. You could probably do better tbqh.

>>5248058
The folder of /my/ nudes is labeled Lüds and my porn folder is labeled Not Gay Shit

>>5248045
You wanted to be a woman for whatever reason, and now you want to be masc to get masc guys. Not trying to tell you what to do, but maybe stop for a second and think what is actually best for yourself

>>5248058
"Men"
I have a few porn folders but that is my main thing

>>5248060
Or be completely incompatible with the person.

>>5248069
Subtle labels. I like it.

>>5248069
How can one be trying to be "masc" but still be taking hormones? :/

>>5248058
I don't save porn

>>5248069
well there's so many benefits to fem and so many benefits to masc. i can't really choose. but i think masc sounds appealing. especially since i've never been. it'd be fun to try out.
everyone seems to have such a defined identity but i, myself, am always open to change even in the extreme sense. ;~;

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>>5247784
>me in 5 years

>>5248058
"burrs" and "furshit"

>>5248045
That's when you were roleplaying as a girl. DEITY role plays as well. But after a certain point your brain kicks in says "this shit is gay and beta as fuck"
There's nothing more beta than trannies and there chasers
Failed men and men who failed at women subculture


The maki era is dead.
The DEITY era is now.

>>5248058
\Porn!
non porn related pictures are in \Not Porn!

>>5248077
Subtlety is the name of the game

>>5248098
>The maki era is dead.
>The DEITY era is now.

you're not that important... sry babe

>>5248098
damn. i'm a little hurt, but i can't say i didn't deserve that.

>>5248098
THE AGE OF MEN IS OVER
THE AGE OF THE ORC HAS ARRIVED

>>5248058
I don't have a porn folder.

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>>5248077
Which is why you meet asap. Would be shitty to spend years online thinking he's 'the one' only to find out later when you meet up that he's unbearable to be around.

>>5248034
taller, hairy and more muscular than me
all i ask is a big guy (for me)

Where can i find a fat hairy guy to sit on my face and cuddle?

>>5248123
Yeah, I mean, for all you know he might play with his cock in public. Breathing heavily through his mouth. Deciding between Quavers and Doritos. Ringing his dingdong in contemplation, hoping for bells to ring and sparks to fly, that he might have a revelation and finally choose between highly processed potato(?) snacks.

>>5248098
lmao. smhtbqh.

>>5248093
Just do you, be whatever makes you comfortable at any given moment. Don't try to define yourself or fit into some shitty identity just because everyone seems to be doing it

It's good to be always open to change, don't feel bad about that, embrace it. Humans change all the time, it's our nature, we're constantly growing and becoming new people with every breath we take, defined either by ourselves or by the world we choose to live in

>>5248137
the fuck is a quaver

>>5248093
>>5248142
this t b h
well said, Zombii

Hey gaygen, turns out the guy I've been pining over uses Tumblr. Does this officially make us star-crossed?

>>5247784
Life can be different, Anon. Don't let fear define your future.

>>5248137
you forgot: eat his own smegma when he rides the bus.

jeez why's the tinychat so empty?

kik me chaser6590

>>5248150
It's a British chip.
They're really fucking good.

It's also an 8th note.

>>5248152
What does he use tumblr for?

>>5248152
most people on tumblr aren't the privilege obsessed tumblrinas this site is so familiar with. Its got its fair share of sub communities and a lot of people just use it as a semi-public journal, or just to reblog things that fit their a e s t h i c.
I wouldn't worry.

>>5248156
I wanted it to at least be reasonable.

>>5248176
man, that is one fat hairy ass

>>5248169
I don't know, he's kind of an acquaintance situation.

He doesn't seem to be an SJW though, and he doesn't force his faggotry on others so it's probably all good. That said he's in drama, so he's probably surrounded by SJWs

>>5248181
I know, I was kinda just joking, Tumblr's pretty great for porn desu.

>>5248142
>>5248151
thanks fembros
i'll do some self introspection stuff these next few days and get back to you all.

>>5248191
i just have one for furshit and fetish porn, only a small portion of tumblr is SJW cancer

>>5248109
I have many eras in my life. I am actually writing two books right now about it because i feel like doesn't capture DEITYs life accurately. The PAIN the STRUGGLE the GLORY
My book which ill share here will have everything. Sex drugs violence. I am a very important person.

>>5248128
Id say masc for masc is actually pretty alpha. Straight is pretty alpha because handling a woman and her issues takes a real man.

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Daily reminder

>>5248199
rabbi, just b/c you're upset that abe isn't here doesn't mean you have to lash out at others. Be nice pls.

>>5248193
Yeah Zombii said some good shit. Do whatever you want. When you try to mould yourself to fit a particular ideal over a long period of time, you start striving to be perfection, to be the prototypical embodiment of that thing. You'll only torture yourself over imperfection if you keep setting yourself these enormous ideals.

Do what makes you happy, and be at peace with it.

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>>5248199
Be silent, you miserable vomitous mass.
>>5248188
It's scrumptious to the eyes.

>>5248216
That dude looks like he has the same neck problem I do. He should work on his scapular muscle strength and stretch his chest or he'll end up with one hella stiff neck.

>>5248216
this triggers me. I'd be afraid of getting my peen dirty... in a not good way.

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>>5248098
> correctly uses than vs then
> high hopes
> "there chasers"

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>>5248225
i'll alert him of that for sure. thanks gaybro.

>>5248230
nudes are the best tho.
I wish I did more of them during my time with photog people.

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>>5248216
I don't know any qt's irl :(

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>>5248216
>cute guys you know irl
I'll get back to you on that.

>>5248250
;~~~~~;

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>>5248224
>scrumptious
I think you misspelled fat.

>>5248267
Pls stop posting pics of swede after her transition

>hot chicks being posted here instead of lesgen
someone restore the natural order

>>5248250
I wanna say what I think you should do but I know if I do you'll disappear again, so I won't. At any rate, you'll get one eventually. You're young and cute.

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straight dude I dated.
shame I can't date "straight" guys anymore.

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twinkshit incoming
>>5248265
y-you know this person irl?

How is a person with aspbergers getting more dick than me

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>>5248274
lmao

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>>5248248
I order you to keep posting.
>>5248254
You're a cat. You no nuffins.

>>5248283
10/10

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>>5248295
Probably

>>5248275
biscums and their autism. we can't really do anything about it.

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>>5248288
Fucking disgusting
Cleanse your soul with twink tumtum

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>>5248223
>caring what str8 ppl think

that caked up make up and horrible boob job. u even have shit taste in women. kek

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i want to live in the comfort of his arms

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>>5248283
I have gay family members that force me away from my comfort zone.
and then the guys who are usually into me sort of work around my social incapabilities by shoving their genitalia down my throat.
also your pic is 2fem4me

>>5248310
They stretching him on a wrack or something?

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>>5248317
Good boy.
>>5248310
Too child like for my tastes.

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>>5248314
Ugh I wish I had that

My sister really helped me get out there but ever since we split ways for college I haven't gotten out there much.

>>5248305
Ash Stymest is a total babe

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>>5248329
forgot pic

>>5248328
just do it.
honestly. the only thing stopping you is yourself.
but also stay safe please.

I'm straight and my only exposure to the word "masc" is people on this board making jokes like "mathc4mathc", so when I do see comments here using the word "masc" unironically, I can't take them seriously and I assume they're joking.

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>mfw underage gay boys come to this thread and start posting pics of women thinking they're trolling us sooooo good

>>5248332
>contribute to society
>tries to troll a containment thread on a containment board on the asshole of the internet.

>>5248276
I was just kidding around, I don't really want anyone like that anymore.

I will probs end up disappearing for awhile again anyway, it has nothing to do with what anyone else is does. It's just nice to come back occasionally and see how you cuties are doing.

>>5248314
>2fem4me
more like that pic looks too fucking young.

who in your family is gay? (if you don't mind me asking)

>>5248346
i think it's worse when the actual twenty-something gay guys here post men that look like women instead of real men. le booger face

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>>5248343
>I'm straight

>>5248341
I don't even know what "just doing it" is desu :(
>>5248344
Not really, but then again I'm not the best judge being a fag and all

>im not gay I fug femboys


If you say this end your life
DEITY doesn't have time for this shit
I come home to try to read well thought out comments by men of homosexual nature and I see these pseudo meme "straight" men talking about how fucking a man's dirty asshole is somehow straight.

When I see people on the street that tell me this I immediately bash them on the head and kick their nose in. These type of people are scum of the earth.

>>5248352
cousins. lots of gay and les cousins. no trannies yet though.
i guess this doesn't count but my dad used to have sex with men and women when he was young. and now he's like super closeted and homophobic...

>>5248314
My sister has dated girls in the past but she's married now and just had twins
also I'd shove my genitalia down your throat (no homo)

>>5248361
go out to a gay bar? log onto tindr or something?
do you not live near a city?

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>>5248361
Oops forgot a pic

>>5248367
that must be why it's so shit

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>>5248353
you're literally the perfect caricature of a gay guy struggling with his sexuality and gender expression
that's exactly the kind of shit I would say when I was 18

I know it hurts anon, but it will pass

>>5248367
ofc

>>5248369
oh fuck that reminds me... i forgot i have a butch bi leaning les sister too. we just don't see each other as much anymore.
also yeah i'd probably maybe be ok with you doing that to me senpai.

From the last question I had it sounds like half of the gay guys here will only hook up with gay guys. The other half are cool with hooking up with a straight guy, but not if he has a girlfriend. My gay friend claimed all gay guys have a fetish for straight guys, sounds like he is wrong.

But it sounds if a guy wants to play around or experiment he should be single instead of having a girlfriend is what I get from the responses .

>>5248363
Tbqh I am not actually gay. I just like dominating things, and men obviously offer more of a physical challenge which is why I am more fond of putting the soft ones like bears and gym bunnies in their place.

>>5248371
Suburban connecticut, town of 24,000. College of like 4,000
No, I'm not close to a large city. I wish I was though

>>5248366
how all that even happen. lol, I guess there's a few good stories in there.

>>5248374
bejeezus rabbi. who pissed in your corn flakes today.

>>5248395
Yes, you are. A straight man would never go out of his way to say that "gay men cannot be masculine because of this and that" and have all these strong opinions about gay men and their relationship with masculinity, because they don't think about it.
It's pretty obvious you've spent a lot of time beating yourself up over this, and I am genuinely sorry for you.

Nice picture btw.

>>5248363
Shit that's never happened the post

Reply to this post with your sexual preference

Top or Bottom?

>>5248397
that's your problem then. when i lived in chicago i was meeting a lot of gay people on a day to day basis.
now i'm in a small town like you. and it sucks.

>>5248398
well he doesn't even talk about it. i have to get the details from my mom. but he was a drug addict by the time i was three. my parents had me when they were 16. and he would talk to mom about this guy and she gave the ok for him to go to these men and makeout and fug because she didn't see it as cheating or whatever i guess. and like it was probably three different guys my dad was doing this with. after a while he became sort of ashamed i think. he never fugged with guys again. married to this landwhale now and he's off the drugs, but now he's an alcoholic. i came out to him as gay and then trans and he basically told me to get fucked and never talk to him again so that's that lol.

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>>5248397
Also everyone on tinder seems to be supremely ugly for some reason.

Gah I'm too scared that I won't be able to make conversation or that the guy will see me and think I'm ugly or reject me :(

Like I'm so awkward and unable to make conversation

>>5248392
My sister and I are pretty much best friends
She's definitely not butch though
She could probs be a suicide girl
>i'd probably maybe be ok with you doing that to me senpai
learn to love dom fems, booger
I'm determined to show you the light
++fem+fem is just cuter too desu

>>5248414
top but I wouldn't mind bottoming on occasion if I had to as long as they're cute

>>5248414

Took it up the pooper this past weekend. didnt really like it, but i could not stay hard while he was in me, is this normal?

>>5248435
>i could not stay hard while he was in me
He wasn't fucking you right then

>>5248414
Top and only top
Women and only women

I don't even go down on girls

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>>5248435
If you don't like it, don't do it.

>>5248435
i can't even stay soft when cute boys sit next to me.
it's like i'm forever a teenager.
i just can't not get hard around guys i find cute.

>>5248428
i'll think about it. fem4fem does sound nice maybe.

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>>5248417
Great
>tfw no hope for the rest of college and possiblybeyond because I don't live in a big city
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP GOD DAMNIT WHY DOES LIVE HAVE TO BE THIS UNFAIR WHY CANT I JUST BE NORMAL

>>5248451
"Friend compass"

>>5248428
tfw no faghag bff

>>5248443
I knew a guy that refused to go down on his wife. He came out as trans and turned out he loved sucking dick.
>just a little food for thought

>>5248453
i know this feel sort of. but even though i'm lonely i still enjoy liking men.

>>5248456
i'm getting a raging clue, senpai.

everyone on here is too uptight

i highly recommend you watch this and relax a bit
it's quite involving

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=dzKQ3-G203-

>>5248456
She's my sister, not my faghag lol

>>5248457
>correction:
*should've used "she" in that sentence.

>>5248460
Ooh, my clue's pointing over here

Also how old are you, that you can't control your boners?

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>>5248461
>http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=dzKQ3-G203-

>>5248457
What you femfaggots get when trying convert men to your cult?
Seriously you never see masculine guys try to get everyone around them masculine because you know not everyone can handle it.
However you tranny fucks will use every tactic to try to feminize a man. Because you know that you will die alone unless you try to feminize as many real men as possible.

DEITY doesnt go down on her because she goes down on DEITY.

>>5248467
23 and i've been on hrt for two and a half years almost. my boners are literally indestructible and will not stop for anyone.
i get them from a flirty text even.

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>>5248460
There are still gays around me, just like zero choice.

Oh well, I'm transferring up to the main state school which is like 30,000 students next year so maybe that's my shot.

Wait. I'm only ten miles away from the main school campus with 30,000 students. Holy shit I think I have fucking terminal autism.

>>5248414
top.

lol, why is it always everyone one is a top when asked or when they are just talking but surveys always show that tops are a minority. Seems like there's never any bottoms around.

>>5248492
You should be able to control them. I find I get worse at controlling them when I'm severely sleep deprived.

>>5248498
Underage

>>5248502
the only thing that works for me is flexing my legs.
it sort of stops them sometimes.
it helps that i'm small down there.

>>5248506
small dicks best dicks

>>5248472
skip to 15:30

it's beautiful :3

>>5248516
i skipped through the whole thing. i can't believe he stayed hard for so long like that.

>>5248515
y-you really think so, senpai???

>>5248463
Why can't she be both?

>>5248493
It's possible Anon, you should get diagnosed ASAP if you suspect you might have Autism.

>>5248506
That's not normal.

>>5248515
Just because you have a horse cock.

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>>5248480
>The best part about sex is pleasing her

Naw cumming on their face than bragging to your friends top tier.

>>5248327
I'm not sure if I'd rather be the bedsheet or the photographer in this picture

>>5248480
>>5248530
you guys really suck at this

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>>5248489

>>5248501
It's a conspiracy. No one actually ever wants to bottom but they just create the illusion of submissive guys for their Illuminati purposes.

>>5248523
Yeah my ex was barely 5 inches
but I'd be down with like 4.5

>>5248525
I don't have a horse cock >_>

>>5248515
>tfw Hitler will never hit on you like this
>tfw you'll never get Hitler to fuck your bp while he yells "no homo" and you yell at him to get a haircut

http://strawpoll.me/6035613

>>5248544
no thanks to slut girls.

I don't want herpes from a man or a woman.

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>>5248562

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>>5248592
>herpes
>condoms

>>5248525
I wasted a year of my life without qt's because I didn't realize that.

>>5248598
y u do dis

>>5248592
no too effective for skin to skin contact STIs.

I does have me rethinking the whole latex fetish thing.
>just cover your whole body in latex before sex.

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>>5248563
>mfw rigging that poll

Just like how I beat elfy in the best trip on mtfg

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>>5248582
ummm wrong i'm masc4masc. check out my beard and muscles.

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>>5248598
dude... wft man. why even

>>5248397
Are you me? I also live in suburban CT, what town you in senpai?

>>5248480
I've never done either of those things, how does it feel to go down on her, or to put your dick in?

Why is that the best part of sex.

Heeey guys!
It's that time of year again!

Why'd that other thread get deleted

>>5249465
I have no clue
could be because a mod deleted a bunch of posts in this thread (probably freddie's) and this one had under 300 and they saw we were posting in a new thread so they deleted it
aka mods being fucking stupid

>>5249470
Do you think it had with makis autism?

>>5249470
>
stfu jew
with ur jew conspiracies
i dont get banned u basic jew cunt
i didnt even post in the past 2 threads

>>5249470
tranny mods tbqh f a m

>Tfw too fucked up to ever get a partner
Feels despair man.

>>5247573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ceORsBT0A

>>5249470
>>5249472
>>5249476
It was rabbi. All of his T&A pic posts were deleted from this thread; it was well over 300 before that. He also created that last thread which was deleted. I am assuming he was b& for the shit he was doing.

I guess Maki got a break: only GG's night shift saw him go full autist.

>>5249539
As did mtfg
They keep tabs on him there and they posted something about him having another meltdown here

>>5249539
Ah okay

Maki always goes full autist at night btw

>>5249543
He had a meltdown tonight according to mtfg

>>5249476
such power placed in the hands of someone to whom everything is a trigger

>>5249546
question: who is "he"? Maki or rabbi?

>>5249552
Maki

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>tfw multiple orgasms
Sitting here in a puddle of my own cum rn, family.

>>5249561
cute

wish you were my bf irl tbqfh

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>>5249561
congrats and treat yourself to a towel son

>>5249561
Hey, I can do that too
Never met anyone else who can actually do it t b h

>>5249576
yeah, me as well if we are just talking about solo.

>>5249579
Well I'm a loser virgin so yeah, I mean masturbating.

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>>5249565
Me too tbrqfh.

>>5249567
ty

>>5249576
Just gotta edge, son.

So I posyed this in other gay gen but the whole thread got deleted. Anyways, looking for advice to boost confidence
Ive had my boyfriend for quite a while now. Im 19 hes 21. Were going to probably start having sex soon (he lives kinda far and is moving down here). Im more of a top and hes more of a bottom. Im much bigger then him (im 250 lbs 6'1 and hes 130ish maybe less 5'3) and I feel a bit uncomfortable. Now when it comes to topping I mostly dont care. But he wants to do things such as eating me out and fucking me occasionaly. Im fine with that because Im pretty vers and he has a realllyy nice dick. But. Im uncomfortable with my physical look if we did it. hairy ass, kinda chubby (more of a football player lineman build) just everything isnt nearly as attractive as him when it comes to the whole receiving part. What are some things I could do to make things more attractive for him/make things not disgusting? I know working out is an obvious. Thanks for the help.

>>5249587
obvious: shower and be clean

harder to do: try and be confident in your nakedness... like, just don't give a fuck. Being not shy (unless extremely shy, timid bottom is your schick) will be the best thing that you could do, imho. He already knows what you look like, so just rock what you got. Easier said than done, oc.

>>5249587
Post tiddies, big boy. I'll give you a confidence boost.

>>5248098
>But after a certain point your brain kicks in says "this shit is gay and beta as fuck"
absolutely
fuck this im out
you fags have fun kissing dudes or whatever you homos do with eachother

>>5248633
I'm masculine. Slightly shorter hair though. hurr. Accepted yep gay, Came here yesterday. Have a good feeling about this now. What's your dating age range?

>>5248098
>maki era dead
>Age of deity is now

Looks like they are both dead now lol

pulled an all nighter to finish a paper and now will have to stay awake until 3 pm
& last night i had 2 hours of sleep

god help me

>>5249655
I've been like that before every exam so far this semester.
Pretty sure I failed the first two, one of which was a core subject.

>>5249655
take adderall

>>5249661
>Hitler trying to get everyone hooked on amphetamines

>>5249662
You can't get addicted to amphetamine
No matter what anyone tells you

Especially if you take them for therapeutic reasons
Great for work, studying, and sex shit
I've edged for like 6+ hours with it

>>5249666
>I've edged for like 6+ hours with it

For what purpose?

>>5249666
>You can't get addicted to amphetamine
LOL

>>5249666
Is Hitler turning into Freddy?

>>5249670
Have you ever edged for over 6 hours?
You'd know why if you had.

>>5249672
If you are actually familiar with drugs and how addiction works then you would have an understanding of the characteristics that make up addiction and that not all drugs that can be used recreationally are addictive by definition.

>>5249674
sry the satan trips got the better of me

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>>5249680
Yeah, all that dopamine released is totally safe and non-addictive!

>>5249684
It's safe if used responsibly and in moderation
It has little to no actual dependency and not much of a tolerance issue related.
If used correctly, it can do much more good than bad.
As someone who has serious issues with fatigue from hormonal deficiencies, I am prescribed it to help with energy and productivity.

hitlers dumb

>>5249695
>>5249695
>>5249695

>>5248216
I see cock

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It seems like all these threads devolve into people just talking all sorts of that shit to a couple fellarinos. Time to do the same!

>>5249680
Like this individual, no idea who they are but since their name is Hitler I can infer a hatred for jews and and a love of shitting.

Someone named Freddie who from what I can gather does gallons of pcp and sleeps on a boner throner.

>>5249684
This dainty gentlenerd is on point with the charts. You can tell he knows all types of shit. Handy in a jam, like a swiss pocket watch. >>5248530
Crash bandicuk over here, seems to hate trannies(I will infer the jews as well) and has a strong stance towards oral
>>5248451
Seems like you generally contribute, though just to stay on the safe side I'll assume that you smell bad and have a gambling addiction before I think too highly of you.
.>>5248349
Two eyes, oh m(eye)

>>5248058
"Please don't judge me"
I'm dead serious