Gay General: Sunday Lunch with the Family Edition

>tfw no bf

shit thread

the trick is to make the whole family all look in the camera, idiot

>>5234493
idk dude. that dude from a beautiful mind seemed fine after getting medicated. i know people who take low dose anti-psychotics for different illnesses and they seem pretty alive and well.

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>>5234717
>tfw your family never ate together
>tfw you're now 27, living 3,000 miles from them, and don't talk to any of them
I wish they cared

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>>5234925
>I wish they cared
you wish that now, then you wish they didn't

sorry man, but having family is no good

tfw your parents moved out to a condo on the beach to get away from you and left you the house.

old gouda is so very good

does /gaygen/ have a favorite cheese

>>5235078
> inb4 dickcheese
jesus christ, you had to do this didnt you

>>5235078
Man, cheese is the one reason I can't become vegan. Well, also steak but you get what I mean.

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>I've got a 3.6 GPA, mom.

>Yes dad, I balance working 40 hours a week and going to school at the same time so I can guarantee myself a good career.

>I don't know, but I'll let you guys know when I get a good boyfriend.

>That's fine, I'm planning to adopt when I have a stable income and relationship.

>No, I don't really watch sports, y'all should know this by now.

Now can someone pass me the fucking mashed potatoes.

>>5235108
>>5235119
POST
FAVORITE
CHEESE

I like Jarlsberg too. It's almost unknown and it always goes unappreciated

>>5235171
>Any Dutch Gouda, preferably old.
>Mozzarella
>Cheddar

Basically any except american. Fuck that shit.

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>>5234777
>the guy from a fictional tv show is doing well

Are you retarded?

>>5235206
old gouda is great

mozzarella is entry level. cheddar is pretty damn good

good taste either way friend

>>5235078
smoked gouda is my fav. I can eat it all by itself. All other cheeses, for me, need something with it to be good. I am partial to provalone and swiss for grilled cheese sammiches. I like edam when I have tart fruit to go along with it and old/aged/hard asiago is really good with pasta (scraped off the block with a sharp knife to create shavings).

>>5235311
Ooooh baby that sounds heavenly
I would absolutely love to find me a bf who knows his way around a kitchen. Currently, the best I can do is pasta-related dishes.

I'm more of an avid baker. Can't wait to bake shit for my bae while he is making some kick-ass food.

>>5234717

previous thread:
>>5234716
>>5234716
>>5234716

>>5235605
>fetishize straight men
no I only date faggots

>>5235610
won't work but I wish you luck.

>>5235608
dude I detransitioned. wtf. it's andy you meanie. i'm a man.

>>5235633
cool I guess. I kind of wish I I could just say gay male irl but my appearance is kind of off... androgynous... you sound neat anon. I wish you the best in life and stuff faM.

>>5234925
Family is important! Never to late to call and say hi.
>>5235361
Gotta learn to cook man. Baking is also fun <3

>>5235228
it was based on a true story you retard.

>>5234717
Aren't all you fags disowned by your family already?

>>5235649
>my appearance is kind of off... androgynous...
hey me too, let's be friends

>>5235028
>tfw your parents moved out to a condo on the beach to get away from you and left you the house.

my parents are really close to doing the same thing

cant wait

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I want to beat someone up really badly.

How do I stop my bf from cutting

>>5235684

like, diet? or selfharm?

>>5235684
slice his hands off

>>5235683
punch your gf

>>5235674
My parents just brought me an apartment.

Yey

>>5235683
Should get a punching bag it helps.

>>5235690
Wrists, arms, thighs
With knife

>>5235684
Post pictures of it on the internet right here and shame him

>>5235695
I really should...she deserves it
She's calm down and im just laying with her but fuck she's annoying

>>5235695
niggettes built like a man
probably turn around and beat the crap out of him

>>5235696
congrats
have you moved in yet? is it your first time living on your own?

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Ok, so, I went with drawing "SLUT" over it in watery glue with a bed of bleach powder.

.. every fan on in my room, porch door slider wide open
Holy shit, it smells toxic.

>>5235673
you're way cuter and more sure of yourself than me tho. you're also way more masc personality-wise. i'm not a flamer but i'm a huge faggot irl. really subby and I like it in the butt. ;~; i'd feel so threatened by your chad-like aura. I bet you even have friends irl too. you're like everything I want to be but never will. but yeah let's be friends pls.

>>5235700
you talk to him about it, how it concerns you?
>>5235708
Well ventilated my nigga! Might have want to use a mast if its that strong of a chemical.

>>5235706
Nope, lived away from them for 4 years then moved home after I finished my studies there. Been at home for a year because rent is so expensive round me.
I put in some money towards it too obvz but now I'm waiting for it all to go through. Then I can move out and be a hoe

>>5235696
Really, my parents wouldn't help me with anything at this point. I guess it doesn't matter, they paid for most of undergrad education, hence why I can now afford a condo.

>>5235705
fucking lold thanks anon

>>5235708
>inb4 you can neutralize bleach fumes with ammonia

>>5235715
Yeah
He's on medication too

>>5235699
Yeah im going to punch it soon

>>5235716
yeah iktf i moved back in with my parents earlier this year and it's very :T
hopefully you can be a ho soon

>>5235723
You may want him to seek professional help if its really bad. Its hard if its past the point of you helping him.
>>5235724
Good I always loved the punching bag at the gym. Kicking shit was awesome.

why is it so common for american guys to have a pic with a male friend set as their profile picture on facebook?

i find this practice so weird
they all look like couples to me desu

who /drunkandalone/ here

>>5235711
..back the fuck off?!?

>>5235732
He says it's under his control and it's not something I should be concerned about
But I don't think self-harm is normal way to deal with things

>>5235736
Cause best friends nigga

>>5235743
Its isnt and if he says that you may want to talk to a professional about ways to help him. Not a good coping mechanism really needs a new outlet.

>>5235744
still pretty weird
not common at all for guys to do that in spain desu

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>>5235742
w-wut do you have friend dibs on hitler?
also you never added me to skype ever.

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>>5234721
>tfw no straight white bf
>people say being gay is a choice
>why would you choose to be hated

>>5235754
Yah idk its probably due to the selfie gimick.
>>5235768
But im not hated. c:

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what would you do if these guys tried collectively raping you desu

>>5235781
far right is a qt.

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>>5235742
>>5235711
>>5235673
>mfw suddenly femgen

are slightly effeminate guys who aren't full on flamer faggots out there, how common are they? i need one....

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>>5235781
he couldn't rape me because I'd consent every time c:

>>5235787
Get out, no trans girls allowed.

>>5235801
what do you mean by slightly effeminate though?
specify.
like effeminate only physically?

>>5235732
Yeah I've been getting into more beatdowb brutal bro hardcore lately. Im going start going to grindcore shows again

What type of music are you into?

>>5235809
both, like adrian in Always raining here.

>>5234717

>Well, well, look how's out of his cave!

>What's up, anon? How's school?
It's okay.. I found this boy I really like but I think he's gay. It's weird how I'm spending my last year of highschool at a new school ( with people who already know I'm gay so fuck my life/ people who thought I was retarded on the first day because I sat by myself ) but eh.... My mom said people were gonna "flood my phone with texts and calls" but nobody from my old school texted me.
>Got a job already?
No. I'm still focusing on improving my ACT score so I get get into college for free. The college of my choice will accept me, I just won't get a full ride. Other colleges will let me go for free, but I guess it's just the location.
>When are you going to introduce us a nice girl?
Probably soon.. I'm having second thoughts about liking girls and I really hope you'll accept my decision.
>You know, grandma here really wants great grandchildren!
If I don't manage to procreate, ill just adopt.
>Did you watch the game, anon?
No..
>>5235779
Where does your high self esteem come from? People say I have low self esteem because I'm so worried about my appearance when I'm around my crush.. Like I become a flustered idiot when he talks to me or even looks my way. People tell me that boys on the DL won't try me because I'm too open ( everyone knows ) and I talk too much.

>>5235820
>adrian in Always raining here.
i'm much more like a 5'9'' fritz fargo...
do you want to be my eddie or nah?

>>5235781
Put up a fight, then shit all over them :^)

>>5235762
yh~~ and im not sharing him either
and i did except you never accepted me and i was like alright w/e im at work atm but add me ghettoky0t3

Right lads I'm organising a summer slam 2016 orgy and I need bodies
Guests so far include John cena, qt Persian probably and one other mystery trip

So who's in?

>>5235801
Yeah. But they tend to have some mental problems like depression, schizophrenia, self-harm, codependency problems etc.

>>5235801
Yah there is. I am one of those.
>>5235811
I listen to anything. But at the gym I used to have my gains playlist alot of just harcore shit to pum you up. Fuck cant wait to get back in the gym been way to long.
>>5235826
I used to be depressed and the usual NEET. But then I just started improving myself and who I wanted to be in life. So im confident and empathetic person. I just want to be the one thing that isnt trying to see you fail haha. Plus if you ask people to be honest and improve from it it really helps, but only if you trust these people.

>>5235801
I think I am.
I fall on the feminine side of the spectrum but I'm really quiet and I hate standing out. I don't have any fag hags, I don't know much about/am not very interested in fashion and I don't wear make up/female clothing. But I feel very feminine on the inside. I'm quite sensitive, emotional and like being submissive (but not 100%), and I identify more with women than men.
My voice is also a bit feminine but not enough to make it obvious that I'm gay.

>>5235880
Will you knot my boypussy out of pity ;_;

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>>5235867
oh that's you. I guess we're friends then. you must have added me later on and I didn't see it because I wasn't expecting it. :(

>>5235820
this could be us but you playin'. ;~;

>>5235877
h-hey I only have one of those problems.

>>5235875
I'll go if you don't mind having a super closeted str80 who is friendly but never actually gets naked.

Booger is a girl.

>>5235888
Its okay bb ill fuck you right and teach you how to chill <3
>>5235875
Depends if im alive by then c:

>>5235890
Fine I'll let you in , there will be a cuddle section for the shy types
>>5235896
So your a maybe

>>5234717
>Well, well, look how's out of his cave!
weird when did I move back in?
>What's up, anon? How's school?
It's whatever
>Got a job already?
Yes 2
>When are you going to introduce us a nice girl?
I told you I'm a dick a pig
>You know, grandma here really wants great grandchildren!
I can't shes dead
>Did you watch the game, anon?
yeah and we lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFOTwedMr4

>>5235901
Yah never know what the future holds. I live for today my nigga. Im down for the cuddles <3

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>>5235875
Im down
Im actually a wrestling autist tbqh
I used to do backyard wrestling

>>5235880
Are you a femboy? Sub? Dom or what?

Im training for the navy. Got a gym pass with a swimming pool there going to go on a five month bulk just to get my legs big and doing cardio and stretching.
I can't wait to travel the world and fug different people.
All I talk about with my recruiter is sex with girls

>>5235927
It's an orgy ...

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Its taco night gents.

Get some fuckin tacos

>>5235939
turn your trip on mexi

>>5235935
Im good than
>tfw no gay friends to watch wrestling with

>>5235939
those tacos looks terrible

>>5235940

Whoops.

>>5235943

White person detected. Gb2tacobell

>>5235939
>jarritos
muh nigga
I prefer lime
those tacos need more spice tho mayne

>>5235902
Why on earth would you want to tell your family that you're a pig bottom? :/

>>5235946
I'm not white

I mean I am but true white people won't consider me white

and we don't have taco bell here

maybe it's just a bad picture

>>5235951

They were out of lime. Agreed re taste.

Thia guac sauce is super spicy, I think its enough desu

>>5235946
>White person detected
not same anon... have some sympathy for us whiteys. We literally can't hand the beans.

>>5235964
*handle

>>5235963
>>5235939

I haven't seen a bottle of jarritos since I was 12.

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>>5235964
>>5235958
>White person detected

Not related but just some antics on jp Idid

>>5235964
Speak for yourself cracker im a hot sauce enthusiast. I love love hot stuff

>>5235028
>>5235674
>>5235696

My parents can't afford to move and I can't afford to move out yet. ;(

Seriously how do people make enough money to live on their own. Ugh.

>>5235927
Well I enjoy most things but im a more of a fem but I do enjoy some rough play either way <3 Dude I used to swim and play hockey my legs were beasts. This talk makes me want to go to the gym so bad but I have to gain weight first fuck.

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>>5235951

Added salsa

>>5235927
>I can't wait to travel the world and fug different people.
future aidsbugs infested biscum detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgw1tzf6q90

yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz sum hoes
yall niggaz aint no killaz
yall niggaz sum hoes

>>5235983
well here in the third world you usually wait until your parents die and you inherit the house because it's literally impossible to get your own unless you're upper upper class.

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>>5234717
>Tfw finally out of the house and living on campus so i don't have to do this song and dance for at least a few years until i drop out and become a NEET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Oqi8Ddqw4

evil queen

>>5235987
do want. pls gib.
I have a local joint out here that puts out the same stuff.
authentic taco joints are usually open late here too, till like 4am, it's great.

>>5235987

Mexican food is good but it always looks like baby shit lmao

>>5235939
MY NIGGA ITS TACO NIGHT YEYEYYEEYYEYE!
>>5235987
Spicy c:

>>5236000
>NIGGA
yeah less racism please

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>>5235946
you know what to do

>>5236007

Shut the fuck up you fuckin nigger

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>>5236007

>>5236007
NIGGA ITS FUCKING TACO NIGHT THO. Its art of my speech im sorry if it offends you.

>>5235984
Well sweetie wed probably get along tbqh
I am pretty masculine and hot tbqh.

I need to start watching hockey. My only sport that I watch is Half naked men fighting.


>>5235989
Im only going to be fucking women not men so they won't have aids.
Women don't catch that shit

>>5236020
>>5236027
>>5236029
is it so much to ask to share a general thread on an imageboard for gay people with my fellow human beings without being subject to oppression
fucking white people

>>5235998
>always looks like baby shit
only if you get it from taco stands

>>5236029
>>5236020
>>5236000
Fucking Fags who would never have the guts to say "nigga" irl
>>5236007
They're always like this, where have you been?

>>5236043

No I mean everywhere, all the time, in every picture, at every restaurant

The only time it doesn't is like fuckin old el paso lmao

>>5236039
>fucking white people
wow when will the racism end
>2015
racism against whites is alive and well

>>5236046
ayy nigga u another african amerifriend

>>5236046

My 1 black friend calls me nigga so it's okay for me to say it IRL too :^)

>>5236037
>Im only going to be fucking women not men so they won't have aids.
You say these things but I really don't believe you but whatever. Have fun sexually experimenting n the Navy.

>>5236037
Pretty hot man I enjoy football and rugby. I was thinking of getting into watching hockey for the sheer bad assness.
>>5236039
Didnt mean to be mean but I literally do say nigga in real life. Like I said im sorry it offends you but its part of me haha.
>>5236046
I do and I haven't been shot or killed yet. I use bro and nigga a lot. Then again I have a pretty loud deep voice.

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>>5236050
>2015
I MEAN COME ON
IT'S LITERALLY THE CURRENT YEAR

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Give me a reply if you hate niggers

Groups of people that need to get killed

Jews
Islamic muslim faggots
Chinese
Koreans
Women
Niggers


Mexicans are fine my best friends have been illegal immigrants. They are hard working family based group of people.

>>5236050
whitey hates you too jewfriend
ethnic minorities of gg unite

>>5236073
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/09/01/immigrant-welfare-use-report/71517072/
hahaha fuck off weeb

>>5236073
>four inch penis

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Trump is the Gay man's president.

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>>5236039

>>5236088
what hes fat and old and has a stupid haircut
ahahahahah

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>>5236088
this

>>5236073

>Chinese

Aren't you afraid your 4 incher might get you mistakenly included with them? Your eyes are a bit squinty too desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpQJWnOIdHs

tfw u will never daterape booger and then cum inside of her unconscious no condom

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>>5236082
Well duh they can't find jobs if they aren't citizens...

>>5236083
Well duh I need someone to beat up for my insecurities. I can only beat up so many gay people.

>>5236102
My eyes are squinty because I didn't have glasses till I was nineteen and I take them off when I take pictures. My left eyes also fucked up.

>>5236099
Yeah but he's a white MAN which automatically makes him better than hillary tbqh

>>5236069
Want to watch it together?


Brw to everyone yet replied you're racist pos tbqh

>>5236115
Trip on me :^)

>>5236115
tfw a cute stragiht guy will never refer to you as a she

>>5236117
>Well duh they can't find jobs if they aren't citizens...
legal immigrants dipshit lol
BUILD WALL

>>5236118
are u qt
if yes ill break ur nose beat yo ass until hardly alive and then bust a nut on ur face

>>5236117
>MAN

This is true. Women are the niggers of gender.

>>5236117
Yah we can, I need someone to watch with. Come on man I cant hate someone unless they give me a reason too.

>>5236117

I thought they were squinty from trying to see your tiddler desu

>>5235996

Where's "here"?

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>>5236137
i really dont want that

i just wanna feel like a princess

>tfw no fem twink to domestically abuse
coming home from work and beating my bf until his body is limp w/ pain and he allows me to rape him makes me hard as diamonds
have i got issues

>>5236176
>have i got issues
>he allows me to rape him
>he allows me
>allows

yes
you don't understand the definition of rape

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>tfw no manic pixie bf to do molly with at a music festival

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I want to get dommed and raped by a group of lions. I want them to pin me down and force themselves inside me, one after another until my colon is full of cum and I'm covered in hot sticky lion cum.

Unnffff I'm rock hard

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>mfw he was actually a ftm

>>5236183
o wow

>>5236176
No
Sounds like the dream tbqh
>tfw no rape fetishist gf or bf

>>5236151
You're so obsessed with my cock. It may be small but this is proof that it always leaves lasting impression.

>>5236144
Im usually not as autistic as in acting today. Wed have a lot of fun tbqh...

>>5236140
Screenshotted will be stealing that quote

>>5236130
Like I read a single thing you just posted
I just don't like people who have different skin color.

>>5236197
wanna roll sludge?

>>5236204
Thats good I would hope so <3 Im making steak right now bb c:

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>>5236140
>>5236204

>>5236213
sure, i've never done it before
it seems fun esp w/ a boy

>>5236228

>he's never done e

what kind of nerd

>>5236228
>>5236232
for once i agree with senpai.
ive heard having sex on molly is like the single greatest feeling ever

>>5236240
lol, I guess I'm the only one here that doesn't want drugs in the bedroom.

>>5236247
i dont actually want to try it. i mean what if its true? for the rest of your life normal sex would fall short

>>5236249
Yah thats what ive heard for mushrooms. Seems like could ruin it unless your on the drug every time?

I've got like 10 54 mg extended release concerta (Ritalin/methylphenidate) left over

How can/how should I have fun with them?

>>5236232
>>5236240
yeah
i have one friend and no real social life, what do you expect

>>5236282
crush them and snort them or crush them and plug them

>>5236256

idk... I like being super focused on my partner and trying to read all their "signs" to see how they react to different stuff. I get off on watching them getting off. So any drug that zogs me out of my mind would detract from that.

I know some ppl who've done viagra so that they could literally fuck all night That seems very tempting but still would be afraid it would become a crutch over the long term.

>>5236282
i felt like i was floating when i drank on my meds

>>5236295
>plug them
does this mean what i think it means

>>5236296
in my experience molly doesnt change your mental perception, it was all sensory

>>5236304
>does this mean what i think it means
if you think it means crushing them up and mixing it with water and squirting it up your butt, you are 100% correct

>>5236296
Yah just seems like your chasing something tbqh. The Viagra one seems fun though.

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>>5236185

>>5236318
Yah idk whats up with that dude.

>>5236295
They are grey with lil white dots on the inside, not sure I wanna be snorting the grey filler shit or whatever that is.

Sadly it's time release

>>5236323
Typical furfaggotry.

>>5236331
Thats pretty scary man. I mean okay but gang raped wut.

>>5236312
>not same anon
but still lmao.

>>5236307
>mental perception, it was all sensory
not sure I follow. Mental is dependent on sensory, no?

>>5236318
>>5236323
esp. considering all cats have barbed penises that are supposed to scrape up the insides when they pull out.

>>5236330
You can snort time release, you just have to crush it up. It's fine to snort time XR

You should try plugging. Has almost zero waste and a very different high than insufflation

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what do if you want to drop a little weight but your regular fuck buddy tells you he likes your lil soft tummy

>>5234717
>How's school?
Great. Everything going as planned.

>Got a job already?
Had a job for the past two and a half years but thanks for noticing.

>Nice girl
I don't know. Maybe soon. Maybe not. You'll see.

>Grandma wants great grandchildren
I'm still young and don't feel responsible enough for a child yet. Sorry grammy

>Did you watch the game?
Yeah. Go Pats!

>>5236344
kek how many would you even dissolve to put up your ass?

>>5236359
Depends on what it is, if you're talking about what anon has, I'd recommend 1 1/2 but it also depends on how much you weigh

>>5236348

My partners told me the same thing.
And a few of my ex-funtimes but still friends, too.
I was getting kind of pretty miserable over it, tho.
I know it sounds awful, but his blessings matters to me on it, since I feel so unsure about anything regarding bodyweight, I can't tell what's an unhealthy want anymore.
But he said he thought it'd be ok if I lost a touch of pudge if it really was bothering me all that much- he didn't like seeing how much it bothered me.

>>5236341
Yah I think some people have too wishful thinking.
>>5236348
If your doing it for you I would and he would understand but idk.

>>5236359
you prob. only want to do one because anally doing alcohol or drugs significantly magnifies the effects.

>>5236348

Don't drop the weight

Instead, gain muscle

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Curious /pol/ack here.
Are you white anons in Europe safe? N-not that I would care of course, because youre degenerates, im just curious...
Also, I was trying to find the infograph with the gaygen tripcode users, and I could never find it, could someone give it if they have it please?~

>>5236386
that would require going to the gym and I'm too broke for that right now.

I really want to go once I get an actual job though

>>5236390
safe, or feeling safe after the terrorist attacks*

>>5236390
Are you cute?

>>5236371
>>5236185
seemed relevant...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCE4n5m2k2Q

>>5236366
Thanks mein füher

>>5236390
Have begun training from the coming war, but far from France. So safe yes.

>>5236401
oh god :c
>>5236390
Yah hope everyone is going to be okay crazy shit.

>>5236404
Anytime, m8

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>>5236426
whoops forgot pic of cool hitler

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>>5236398
I wouldnt really know what degenerates consider cute.
>>5236406
Thats good to hear, if things get to crazy, you should come to the U.S.

>>5236439
about the same what straight girls consider cute

do straight girls think you're cute?

We need to know this before we can help you

I am having a sad sober lonely sunday night.

>>5236439
>filename
I'm right here my right wing-child <3

>>5236458
its okay im here for you c:

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>>5236450
I'd say so, I just thought I was going to be forced to post a picture or something.
>>5236461
Are you actually a /pol/ack? You seem to always be here

>>5236485
I frequent /pol/
used to browse /int/ when it was still entertaining
I only namefag as Hitler on lgbt though

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>decide to check up on wrongplanet to look at my old troll accounts
>see some threads I made where I just berate people for no reason
>saw a five hundred post thread
>saw my old internet gf that I met on there and her pictures
>she liked that I went against the grain
>still have her phone number
>see old posts of mine where I legit discuss autistic issues and schizophrenia and explain how they work to the autists

Should I call her?
Its only been six years ago im sure shell love it :^)

Time goes by really fast. I can't wait for this period of my life to be over.

What are you looking forward to in the future gaygen?

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>>5236485
>I just thought I was going to be forced to post a picture or something.
exactly

im gonna murder my life if I don't find my soul mate within the next two months

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Do you gave big calves gaygen?

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>>5236509
>she has same telefon number after six years
Is she hot at least?

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>>5236511
I have pinned myself into a corner. Youre being a smartass, and asserting that I wont post a picture because i'm not cute, when in reality i'm just shy, and dont want to reveal myself to degenerates. I lose in both scenarios ;_;

>>5236555
stop posting girls rabbi stop triggering me baby please

>>5236550
No, my family genetically has undefined calf muscles

>>5236558
well, i'm sorry but since we can't reproduce (well technically we can, but ew) we need to find new ways of natural selection.

fagland rules

>>5236550
the only big thing I have are my balls

like shit I was sure I had cancer but no, they're just big.

I'm really skelly.

>>5236550
Kinda...I think it's a holdover from being fat

>>5236555
She was pretty hot
She had fucked up teeth because she had actual full blown autism and couldn't take care of herself. We used to just talk at night it was kind of cute tbqh

Id take autism SO over an emotional disorder

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Which one?

>>5236581

Poast calves.

>>5236550
Nothing on me is big lel

>>5236558
You don't have to post a picture, but man up
Sayin' you from pol but actin like you from mlp
I am dissapoint

>>5236591
4

>>5236591
are they gay?
they all look gay to me

if they're gay i can't be attracted to them bc i'm only attracted to straight men

>>5236591

4

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>>5234717
>Well, well, look how's out of his cave!
Y-yeah, hi.
>What's up, anon? How's school?
Not much. It's okay, I guess..
>Got a job already?
N-no.
>When are you going to introduce us a nice girl?
Ha ha, a-as if I'd bring anyone here.
>You know, grandma here really wants great grandchildren!
O-oh.
>Did you watch the game, anon?
N-no. I don't like sports.

>>5236591
5

>>5236601
>>5236606
I would watch 4 and 5 spitroast qt manlet 2

>>5236607

Faggot

>>5236591
3 is the most attractive imo
but I wouldn't any of them

>>5236607
might as well chop off your dick and become a tranny

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>>5236599
>>5236570
F-fine, just promise you won't mock me. I'm a halfbreed...

>>5236628
i wouldn't
would get drunk and sing horst wessel lied with though

>>5236628
normie/10

>>5236628

Too young/10

>>5234717
>Well, well, look how's out of his cave!
>hi.
>>What's up, anon? How's school?
>It's ok
>>Got a job already?
>no.
>>When are you going to introduce us a nice girl?
>Uh I don't know get off my case mom Jeeez you fat cunt
>>You know, grandma here really wants great grandchildren!
>I have siblings
>>Did you watch the game, anon?
>no

Ima great conversationalist

>>5236628
>can't even grow a beard
Beta/10

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https://archive.is/YPMs1

What have you done to further the patriarchy today, gg?

>>5236628
Straight down the middle average guy/10

>>5236646
>listening to whining is crucial
fuck that, gaytriarchy forever

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>>5236642
Come on, Mexicunt. We all know age is just a number with you.

>>5236617
>>5236624
Sh-shut up!

>>5236657

Realtalk: my lower limit is 23.

>>5236646
i went out with my dad and he made jokes about every feminine gay guy we saw and i laughed instead of telling him to shut the fuck up
he also said that being gay is disgusting, so he doesn't understand why these gay guys who go out wearing feminine clothing feel the need to make it obvious to everyone that they like taking it up the ass, and i also didn't say anything

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>>5236636
Better than ugly I guess.
>>5236639
I have bad baby face ;_;
>>5236642
Thats my Lebanese genes unfortunately
>>5236647
Still, better than being ugly.

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>mfw house cats having sex on youtube video
>mfw discover it's some weird sub-genre I never knew existed with a lots of posted videos
>mfw watched several house cats having sex videos and lmao'd at a few
>mfw I was actually entertained watching house cats fuck
holy shit I need to rethink my life.

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Speaking of age, how old is everyone here?
I always assumed everyone was mid twenties here but I've seen a lot of people claim to be fairly young.

http://strawpoll.me/6019161

>>5236670
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
he probably would have died/killed himself anyway

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>>5236666
Tell that to the judge, diddles.
I'll personally put you in the chair if it's the last thing I do, beanie baby.

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>>5236666
nice try super satan

>>5236670
Lebanese are extremely hairy though.. You just have low testosterone m8

>>5236687

Did you...did you just quote some police show bullshit at me?

Where's the aus guy, he was at least good at this.

>>5236693

Same as above.

>>5236671
sometimes I read the comment section on Youtube videos so I totally get the whole 'enjoyably morbid curiosity' thing

>>5236669
my dad makes jokes about gays all the time, in front of me, and he knows I'm gay.

at first it bothered me but now I just don't give a shit anymore.

Why do compliments makes me feel so shitty inside

When people call me cute
Or compliment my body
Or show sexual interest
It just makes me feel like a fraud
It's like my braid interprets them as insults
Whenever I with other people and they compliment, it's such a high but then..
When my brain gets tired and I just need to be by myself.. it all just folds into itself
And I feel like such a wet sack of human trash.

>>5236716
compliments dont bother me too much but never getting any negative feedback makes me feel like theyre lying to me all the itme

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>>5236700
>Lebanese Muslims are extremely hairy
FTFY m8.
My family are Christians from the mountains, and the Christians are lighter, and less hairy than our Muslim counterparts in Lebanon. Lebanese Christians were European rape babies.

>>5236716
aww don't worry your pretty little head over it, cutie ;)

>>5236628
I like how everyone is dissing him yet praises the shitty looking trips like anorexic hitler fat fuck autist maki mexi fat noone gives a shit booger literally what the fuck is that freak rugby hairy fuck you circe see booger you trans freak irish ugly fuck

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>>5236703
I am the Aus guy, chump. Think you criticize the authorities, huh?
Let's see how clever you are when I put your wet ass in the slammer.

>>5236716
You are a wet sack of human trash, Circe.

>>5236714
they bother me desu :/ my dad doesn't know i'm gay. i wonder how he'd react if he knew i'm a sub bottom of all things.

>>5236733

True story: I listened to the "people don't often ask me out on dates, because they think I'm weird" vocaroo like a hundred times.

Your voice is adorable. You sound adorable and cuddly.

You're not on your game tonight tho, bb. Something on your mind?

>>5236739
tbbh (brutally honest), he would probably blame himself on some level and feel he had failed as a father.

>>5236749
yeah, probably

>>5236714
my dad shakes his head and talk down on gays as well, mostly pride fags and activists though. he knows I'm gay. sometimes I agree with him when it comes to the activists (non US here, our branch of gay activists are really obnoxious sometimes), but I'm fine with him having his opinions.
it's not like he's some shining example in all areas of life to be followed. judge not lest ye be judged and all that jazz.

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>>5236728
I've been told gay men have high standards. They werent really dissing me, I probably am just a average guy.

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>>5236745
I just woke up, so I'm sitting here in bed with a hot chocolate watching the Minneapolis chimpout.
I am not adorable and cuddly. I've got barbs, taconigger. Like a cactus, yeah? Ready to spike your shit up, senpai.

>>5236723
I see many arab Christians. I know a few. They still have beards and hair because they are men. This guy is very famous Christian singer pic related. It is not about religion because lebanese and Syrians are lighter on average.

>>5236739

>no sub bottom bf to fuck in the bathroom at his parents' house with his dad just a hallway away

>>5236722

I get that way with my art

>>5236726
>>5236733

Right, whatever.

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>>5236787
last name khoury. Only Christians have this name

>>5236771
Why don't you have a bf?

>>5236789
>tfw fucked my musclecub bf in his bedroom that's next to his dad's
>tfw bf said he loves me, not during the heat of sex and was blushing when he said it

he's a good boy :)

>>5236796
Lebanese Christians born in the mountains of Lebanon are much lighter than that, and most of the time have green or blue eyes, also, i'm 20, so my age probably factors into this.

>>5236793
i am my art so

>>5236804
I had one girl say they loved me after she gave mr her virginity.

Isb taking a boys virginity the same feeling?
If a straight guy like myself gave it up would I fall in love?

>>5236796
שֶׁבַע כְּפוּלוֹת בְּגַ״ד כַּפְרַ״ת בְּרִבּוּר וּבִתְמוּרָה

תְּמוּרַת חָכְמָה אִוֶּלֶת תְּמוּרַת עשֶׁר עוֹנִי תְּמוּרַת

זֶרַע שְּׁמָמָה תְּמוּרַת הַיִּים מָזֶת תְּמוּרַת מֶמְשָׁלָה

עַבְדוּת תְּמוּרַת שָׁלוֹם מִלְחָמָה תְּמוּרַת חֵן כִּיעוּר

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>>5236509
A hot bf and a career.
>>5236528
It takes time, dont worry to much.
>>5236550
I have nice calfs <3
>>5236671
Just seems like you delved into a topic to far hehe.
>>5236716
Just dont over think it, take it at face value and dont delve into what it could mean.
>>5236804
Something about a grown mans orgasm face fuck....

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>>5236820
oi vey

>>5236804

Nice fantasy

I rate it 9/10

>>5236819

Boys don't have any virginity to take

>>5236826
i like how this translates to 'hi old man' in informal portuguese

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Pro tip: don't shave your ass, butt stubble is not worth the 18 hours of perfect smoothness

>>5236771

You're as barby as a teddy bear.

>>5236797

He's austistic.

>>5236843

Pro-er tip: Don't shave your ass because hairy man ass is fucking hot

>have you ever had thoughts about hurting yourself or others?
Of course I have everyone has thoughts like that's. what happens if I say yes the next time my doc asks me that question?

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>>5236797
>Why don't you have a bf
I-I'm saving myself for the right one.

>>5236845
Don't talk down to me, Mexicunt. Justice will prevail.

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>>5236895
>talking down

What else can I do? You're literally down under.

Tfw I am the right one

>>5236893

Just describe the thoughts (ie "Yeah of course sometimes I really want to punch my boss in the mouth he's so fuckin' rude")

The questions are purposefully broad and vague because they don't want to lead you into answering in a certain way

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>>5236918
Mexicluck, pls. We Ausfags are a proud race of shitposters, perfectly positioned to spike you in that plump ass.
You better simmer the fuck down, mate. I'm getting real stroppy, my venom's starting to churn, yeah?

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hurts

>>5237023
The dream <3

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>>5237023

>>5236984
>venom

The autism is strong with this one

Still a qt

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Why do all gay people have such terrible taste in music? Prove that you are not a pleb by posting your top 3 albums.

>>5237084

1. E-MO-TION
2. 1989
3. The Fame Monster

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>>5237084
this week these are my fav albums

but they change every week

>>5237093
Wow, idk what I expected or why, but I am let down by you.

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>>5237075
Who's autistic now, Dorito boi?

>>5237093
Cute.

>>5237084
Problem Child 2
The Dark Knight Rises
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

>>5237112

I know I am

:3

>>5237112

You.

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>>5237116
I'm not autistic, I have a glandular problem.

>>5237115
O3O ~~<3

>>5237130

Its cool. I think your horrible social awkwardness and misanthropy would make us a cute couple.

>>5237130

Kyaaa onii-chan o^_^o

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Am considering

Y/N

>>5237157
Tongue piercings are awful. They can also paralyze your tongue.

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>>5237138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0InNTRMhAyT

W-well if it's Mexicute, it's okay. O//O

>>5237151
Hmph, ku ku ku. What a cute face you're making, Kouhai-dono.

>>5237157
N

>>5237157
tongue piercings chip your teeth
And while I am biased when it comes to piercings(I think they're trashy), tongue piercings are generally for improving oral sex.
But if that's the look you're going for, have at it, champ.

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>>5237157
N

>>5237168
>gay voice

ugh i hate gay men so much

>>5237157

If you wanna come off as a trashy AIDSwhore forever then go for it

>>5237190
>>5237190
>>5237190
>>5237190

>>5237157
go for it

>>5237168
>dat voice

I can never stay mad. You're like a male version of Daria.

>>5237197
except daria sounds more masculine than this faggot

>>5237157

Do it then lick a battery.