Gaygen - lewd hentai doujin edition(hard copy) Whats ur

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>>5233831
The ones involved with manry tings.

please do not reply to freddie. He needs to deal with his problems alone.

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>>5233833
gay dude

>>5233835
oh ok so you dont wanna fuck up in person
i get it

>>5233809
um accuse me of being a liar
accuse me of being a jew
accuse me of being a nigger
accuse me of being a prostitute
accuse me of being a twink
accuse me of whatever idgaf
dont accuse me of being a fat as fuck turkish paedophile

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Is it normal to get a bit of blood from anal masturbation?

I'm still a virgin, but I've been chasing the holy grail of anal orgasm for quite some time, problem is it seems like I like it rough. Every time start really feeling it I end up letting myself go a get a rough, it feels really good but after it the dildo always end up with bits of bloody mucous.

Still didn't got my anal orgasm today, will try again tomorrow tho. Maybe after a week without orgasms and anal training I'll get it. I was smart today and used a chastity "cage" to stop myself from fapping.

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>>5233831

Ib4 deletion, but the obvious choice.

>>5233809
freddie is reeeal
i want to believe
>>5233823
mental posho
>>5233831
L I N K

>>5233787
>>5233831
Mexiclean is a lala homoman.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RnbZ0wFaIx

>>5233831
Thats actually pretty cute man. Do like the occasional one to read c:

>>5233852
how many times have you done it
my first couple of times i found blood
don't really check anymore.

>>5233860
youre p gay yourself dude

>>5233847
any recommendations?

>>5233856
im not real fuck off
but im definitely not fat arse greek nonce rugby
why are u still posting here
dont u go to uni

>>5233852
I got blood the first time I tried it and now I'm too scared to try it again.

>>5233865
nah, I am straight :^)

I've heard Ai No Kuwasabi is ok, but I don't read weeaboo shits.

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>>5233860
I agree.

>>5233848
fuck off you fat stupid cunt
no one cares what u have to say
this is 4chan
if u want a hugbox piss off to mumsnet
you badly dressed pissant
i couldnt stand u before
seeing ur ugly as fuck 1997 leather jacket with a fucking womans pink scarf has put me over the edge
kill urself
the fuck do u get away pretending ur from london and dressing like that
and u cut ur own hair
ur a mess senpai

BRUSH UR TEEF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA

>>5233878
about as straight as a circle

>>5233881
UM WHY DID IT CHANGE SENPAI TO SENPAI
as if id say something as corny as senpai

>>5233880
I can't not read this in the "50% Off!" voices.

>>5233881
100% not the same freddie from before.
No way the old freddie listened to Lady Leshurr

>>5233870
no i dropped out of uni bc im a fuck up and now i just slut around and do drugs n shit
>but im definitely not fat arse greek nonce rugby
prove it

>>5233793
>meme shoes

Marry me

>>5233860

Thats your real voice? It's not an affectation?

>>5233889

either way, its best not to reply

>>5233887
F A M to senpai ffs

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>>5233863
I used to to once every 3 or 5 months, now I'll do it more frequently. But then again it seems like something common for the first time/when you get rusty.

I'm only asking it because it seems that being rough is a must if I want my anal orgasm.

Also would it be weird if a virgin were able to deepthroat someone?

>>5233887
it's called freudian slip

you want him to notice you <3~

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>>5233893
>Thats your real voice? It's not an affectation?
Ebin trolling abempt. :DDD

>>5233889
mate
radio 1 play lady leshur
ur acting like shes some underground artist

>>5233891
lmao
if u slut around and do drugs why are u on here still
u might as well move to london if thats what ur doing
parties all day everyday
best drugs on tap
blokes will let u live in their hosues that are better than ur west country shack
come here and enjoy life

DONT FINK UR BUFF COS UR WEARIN CONTOUR

>>5233896
Not in my book fuck. Thats pretty cute.

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>>5233896
i think you will be fine as long as you don't pierce or rip your anal walls

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>>5233867
I forgot the name of where pic related is from. Teacher something I can't recall. I also like the built tiger ones. They're neato. I'm no connoisseur of doujins mind you, but I like a couple.

>>5233918
I'm more curious if blood is a bit normal during the first time.

>>5233896
>tfw no demon bf

>>5233918
Elsa has really taken a turn for the worse since frozen 2

>>5233935
Are you the Aussie? I imagine this banter can only come from an aussie.

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>>5233920

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>>5233935
SHE REALLY LET HERSELF GO

>>5233940
it was shit bant tbf

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>>5233933
iktf

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New trip incoming

Isn't it so manly and cool instead of my old shit maki?

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>>5233933
here have another

>>5233942

ayy lmao

why does gaygen seem to be trapifying itself? where are all the big burly men?

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>>5233940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rlpd64nyX4
I've never seen Frozen.

>>5233946
Hey, qt.

>>5233942
Oh could I miss that. I deserve to die

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>tfw just got my hair cut

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>>5233955
I know right?

>>5233955
Cause im working on getting big again q-q
>>5233935
I chuckled.

>>5233955
>big burly men
absolutely disgusting

>>5233955
its a work in progress

>>5233955

Sup

>>5233891
Whoops I passed out right after you walked away

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>>5233946
https://clyp.it/qwhyggte

>>5233851
>accuse me of being a nigger
There's nothing to accuse you of, you were doxed and proven to be a dumb ugly nigger

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>>5233941
Whatever, bub.

>>5233881
What the fuck is a mumsnet

>>5233973
pleb arab voice tbqh

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>>5233821

>>5233973

:D

>>5233985
I only like whites, get this racemixing away from me

>>5233984
Im bf material, dont kid urself

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>>5233973
fucking persian im going to strangle you with ur shoelaces $)?!!&&!!/&;&"

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First for subliminal messages in kids TV shows slowly turning them gay.

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>>5233973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nc6WXJrMp8

You too, qtp!
I hope you have a really, really nice day! <3

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>>5233933
Uhh qunari aren't demons they're actually elves mixed with dragon blood....

>>5233995
Stop being jealous that us REAL middle eastern men are the hottest fags around.

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>>5233999
>they're actually elves
pls no

>>5233973
I wish. Nice voice man <3 You have a great day too.
>>5234002
I admit there pretty cute.

>>5234002
what do you look like? are you olive-skinned?

>>5234011

he looks exactly like Jynx

because they are the same person

How many privilege points wold you gain/lose, gaygen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

>>5233949
eh that's a bit much

>>5233955
we're just so inclusive we're taking all the mtfgen rejects

>>5233985
that's hot but the awkward stare in the other one ruined it

>>5233999
that's about the least qunari looking qunari art i've seen then
they all look disgusting in game, especially bull

>>5234011
A subtle blend of olive and beige with hair everywhere

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>>5233975
being a furry is literally kek tier

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>>5234002
middle eastern women are hot. Not attracted to sand nigger men though. I am hairy as fuck. I do not think hairy is sexy.

i legit forgot how cringe and autistic u people are
like
it blows my mind that ppl so shit actually exist

>>5234027
dont reply

>>5234027
yeah fags are super gross dude
i seriously dont know why i keep coming back

like
i cant imagine sitting in a room
and actually talking to like
99%of u ppl
like
what happens to u to turn u into such a loser
forreal
because ive been through some shit
and my brain is nowhere near as retarded as most of urs

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Do you think you are "mature", gaygen?

what makes someone mature?

>tfw no brian wilson bf
>tfw never stay in bed with him for three years after he puts out two of the greatest albums of all time
>tfw never support him while he drifts away from the bands usual pop music drivel
>tfw never experience lsd together for the first time
>tfw never give him his anti-psychotics every day

>>5234040

its good to have goals

>>5234022

Arab (and Persian) guys are hot. I just love how they always seem to treat me like a girl and ask me to dance for them.

>>5234049
disgusting

>>5234002
Mediterranean men are god tier. soz. step down jynx. I've arrived.

>>5234039
I think maturity comes with accepting the responsibility of your actions and decisions.

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>>5234040
forgot pic

>>5234046
but he's old now and dying...

>>5234054
>tfw on the border of Mediterranean and middle east

I'll never excepted by both :(

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>>5234040
this killed me

young brian was pretty sexy

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>>5234038
they arent really a good example of smooth are they jynxy
theyre ugly with shit bodies and stupid hair

>>5234036
its not fags that are the problem
fags are cool
its these autistic freaks with no social skills

>>5234014
I'm gay, androgynous, short, and I have two lesbian friends.
But I'm also white and male

>>5234070
>fags are cool
fag spotted

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>>5234003
Dragon Age: everything is actually elves.

>>5234016
Bull is just disgusting in general.

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>>5234064
fithy half breed

>>5234067
yeah he was a qt3.14

>>5234039
Being mature is not blaming others and manning the fuck up for your life.
>>5234049
>>5234054
The're both pretty hot tbqh.

>>5234074

dont reply to freddie.

>>5234073
ur not white
ur jewish
fuck off

>>5234081
you people kept calling me freddie too earlier
you guys suck at spotting whoever that dude is

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>>5234039
For the most part I am. Basically >>5234057 that really.
>>5234021
No argument there. I just like the pics, so I'm not too bothered by it.

>>5234076
i've seen lots of good art that makes him look sexy but jfc he looks awful in game lol
his saggy titties yuck

>>5234083

dont reply to him hitler

>>5233853
I fapped to this one the first time you posted it

>>5234073
ur also not androgynous
ur just ugly as fuck so decide to go full freak mode because ull never be hot
u have no friends
and ur not gay ur a paedophile

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>>5233852
This guy here again

Went rough again and had no blood this time.

Another question for those that already had sex, would it be weird for a virgin to have a fuckload of fetishes?

Why haven't you joined Church of Satan yet?

>>5234095
no? not weird at all. everyone has their kinks regardless of whether they are a virgin or not

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>>5234067
>>5234040
Dennis is way hotter, went from sexy surfer guy to hot daddy hippy

>>5234095

not unusual

but i wouldnt make any hasty decisions before you actually have sex - you might find things IRL different to how you imagine them

I guess just keep an open mind.

>>5234095
it really depends on the fetishes

like, if you have a foot fetish, that's pretty vanilla.

If you like watersports, well, that's something many guys will find weird but it's still pretty common. Like fisting.

If you are into weird stuff like abdl, scat or feederism, then it might get complicated.

>>5234102
yeah but dennis was a pawn when it came to the band's overall influences.
brian is a genius and one of the greatest music producers of all time.

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>>5234090
every time you reply to freddie an angel loses its wings

>>5234039
I used to think I was. I'm not so sure now. At 23 years old, I'm realizing I still have a lot to learn about life, love, heartbreak, friendships, etc.

>>5233931
yah a little is normal you shouldn't worry
but if you continually bleed go to the doctor.

>>5234113
Well is sounding, spiked chastity cage, cbt and double penetration (dick+dildo) all at the same time weird? Still not my weirdest fetishes, but if I could choose how I'd get my first time that would be it.

>>5234014
Way too hamfisted, might as well beat me over the head with their message, it wouldn't be much different

>>5234127
yeah it's pretty weird desu

but you can always try to find someone who shares the same fetishes

>>5234113
>tfw DL
>tfw can't ever let anyone know
>tfw horrible freak

>>5234096
Because I'm ugly and tfw no bf
>>5234121
Where's Freddie?
It's been so long since I've talked to him.

>>5234137
hey, at least you'll have a good time when you're old and incontinent

>>5234137

i just dont fucking get it man

Still, not my place to judge and I'm sure you will find an AD some day.

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>>5234127
Wait I forgot, a penis gag that could reach my throat.

>>5234135
Well I wouldn't really try any site, I'm pretty vanilla when it comes to dating.

>>5234113
>googling all of these
Fuck my childhood innocence is leaving me as we speak.
>>5234145
AD?
Idk if I'm in denial or if my crush is straight..

>>5234135
If you have a fetish someone out there probably shares it.
>>5234137
Everyone needs a little weird.

>>5234121
why havent u killed urself yet
u big nosed pasty manorexic cuntpiece
imagine being pathetic enough to literally stalk someone
pretend to be them
create an entire drama around them
because they pointed out that ur ugly
because u whore ur ugly emo pics around
u really need to fucking nut ur parents in the fact for getting together
and producing the ugliest jew cunt on the planet
u legit look like an auschwitz picture come to life
fucking gross

>>5234147
In any case, keep in mind that sex isn't usually what you think it'll be when you are a virgin.

Some of your fetishes are a bit extreme, so if I were you I'd start just with regular sex just to get some perspective.

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Holy shit why must I also end up like a crying homosexual in visual novels too?

why the fuck do i go here? i dont like men and i barely even bash anymore
maybe im autistic?

>>5234162
>crying
>calling yourself a man
sissy

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>>5234121
>>5234157

>>5234169
>>5234157

dont reply

>>5234162
It will all be okay anon.
>>5234169
You can never leave.

>>5234169
>maybe im autistic?
it's highly probable

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>>5234157
Calm down Freddie..
>>5234162
Because according to science and religion, you chose to be that way.
>>5234161
>regular craving to suck dick every day
>no one gay enough to let me
REEEEE

>>5234052

It's not disgusting when big, muscly Arab guys are offering to buy me stuff because they think I'm the prettiest.

>>5234157
Lol freddie.
Transitioning yet?

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>>5234179
Sure, after I find the goddamn correct route
>>5234182
;_;

>>5234179
>>5234181
>>5234182

dont reply to him you nunks

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>>5234161
Well I already did all of those with the exception of the spiked chastity cage. Didn't exactly do the double dicking but the biggest dildo I have is easily the thickness of two normal sized dicks.

>tfw also into size difference
>tfw 6'4" tall
Well at least I'm into reverse size difference as well.

>>5234185
degenerate slut

>>5234157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8dgN6x2EA

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Wut's the best color to sew "SLUT" into on a black tanktop?
I was just gonna go white- but maybe yellow? or red?

This one-

Pls to excuse weird clothe skirt thing, was in the middle of changing outfits and it's the only good picture I have of the top I'm sewing onto

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>>5234178
>>5234191
do i fucking know you?

>>5234200

Oh whoops, that's what I get for posting on yellow boards. Confirmed for that's defs me.

>>5234191
you're just as annoying as him with your 'don't reply' posts t b h

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I'll never be masc4masc. Even my emoji thinks I'm gay.

>>5234121
>>5234157
why cant u two be friends
>>5234191
freddie needs love and care<3
not ignoring

>>5234189
heh
>>5234191
But its fun.

>>5234171
crying is the manliest act there is, dummy

>>5234200
I'd go for either white or bright red

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>>5234200
Why do you dress like me circa 2009?
Is it because of your mental illnesses?
You might even be crazier than Fredster tbqh.

>>5234185
>tfw no big muscly arab guys offering me to buy me stuff because they think i'm the prettiest
forever uggo

i legit fucking hate hitler and rugby
they are PAEDOPHILES
dont tell me to calm down
why the fuck is that dumb cunt posting under his name
what the fuck
gives that flat arsed jew cunt the right
to think he can post under a name
he makes my fucking skin crawl
why the fuck are these paedo fucks allowed to post here
hitler
fucking KILL URSELF
u self hating nonce

>>5234188
some tranny and her bf in kennington wanted to fuck me in the arse
she was hot af
id have smashed it if she had a pussy
but im too shallow to touch a pre op

>tfw constipated from getting fugged
I didn't ask for this

>>5234200
why slut though?

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>>5234126
Yeah it already stopped, still no anal orgasm for me today tho.

>>5234219
arabs dont have standards

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>>5234189
Sorry .w.
>>5234191
Okay.. Sorry.
>>5234207
Are you sure that's what that means? I thought those were your frequently used emojis.

>>5234223
is he really jewish or are you just trying to insult him?

>>5234223
shit i do talk like you a lot

>>5234207
>tfw femme and happy

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>>5234224
Just be happy the opposite didn't happen

>tfw straight classmate who you have a crush on likes your fb post

omgg!! he loves me too

>>5234237
sounds like you have a story to share senpai

>>5234199

Hahaha

>>5234243
i should get a facebook desu
im looking antisocial af without it
though i guess i am pretty antisocial

>>5234234
have u seen what he looks like
fucking einstein couldnt shit out a nose more jew than that
and hes fucking emaciated
its like he transported fresh from a concentration camp in 1942
hes rancid

>>5234235
its how cool people type

>>5234243
How do you know he's not bisexual? Seems like every idiot is bisexual nowadays.

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>>5234246
I'm just going to say that I didn't let anyone top me for almost two years after that.

>>5234253
hahaha he's probably just irish m9

micks have the biggest noses in europe tbhfam

>>5234205

Well I tried stopping posting, and now freddie has shat up the entire thread.

Hope you're happy

Merry Christmas guize!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SpmfpyUy4j

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>>5234264
>Hope you're happy
You could say I'm pretty


gay

>>5234273
disgusting end yourself

>>5234259
you'll have to cope with your inhibitions sooner or later you know

it's just poop anyway

>>5234254
idk I'm just assuming
he just comes across as straight to me but I could be wrong ofc
he's the kind of guy that will definitely end up marrying a female though, it's pretty obvious.

>>5234234
No I'm not jewish, freddie is just butthurt over nothing
I'm greek actually

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>>5234263
nah g
he has a full blown
gigantic long jew nose
irish have wide flat noses like theyve been punched
hes a fucking kike

LISTEN TO HIS KIKE VOICE >>5234269

>>5234269
>merry christmas
>not happy hanukkah
oy

>>5234283
>it's just poop anyway
but it was everywhere :c

>>5234269
hahaha who is this

>>5234284
marrying a man is pretty much social suicide dude
of course hes gonna marry a girl

>>5234285
greek
as if those dumb motherfuckers are better than the jews
how many fucking recessions does a country need to have in the space of 10 years before they sort their shit out

>>5234214

One of my friends said pink but, eehh
Not really the feel for it.
I think I might just do white, yeah.
And maybe, like, dirty the fabric for it, or something.

>>5234216

Spoilers: I'm time traveling you from 2009.

>>5234226

Some of my friends were shitting on the slutwalk thing and I was like
"I love dick and I'm not ashamed."
And they were
"Well, I like dick, too, but it's not like I want anyone to know."
And I was just like "That's exactly what shame is!"
So I'm just gonna wear this shirt when we're hanging out and show them what it means not to give a fuck that people know you sleep around- whether or not anyone is even judging you.

>>5234287
all middle eastern boys sound like that desu

>>5234293
It's you, Hitler, it was me all along.

>>5234301
Oh okay, thx hitler anon
got confused there

>>5234299
>Some of my friends were shitting on the slutwalk thing and I was like
"I love dick and I'm not ashamed."
And they were
"Well, I like dick, too, but it's not like I want anyone to know."
And I was just like "That's exactly what shame is!"
So I'm just gonna wear this shirt when we're hanging out and show them what it means not to give a fuck that people know you sleep around- whether or not anyone is even judging you.
Sounds like a pretty stupid reason.

>>5234290
whoa scary
but you know, you just need to be the master of your own bowel that is all

>>5234299
act less gay in public please
youd really gross me out if i saw you

>>5234299
>I'm just gonna wear this shirt when we're hanging out and show them what it means not to give a fuck that people know you sleep around

but if you want people to know that you sleep around, aren't you in a way giving a fuck about what they think of you?

>>5234295
i mean
i plan on marrying a man :/

>>5234324
marry me please

>>5234293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ISpwQvlrMW

La la la jingle bells

>>5234328
s-stop it, anon-kun

maybe in a few years. i need to focus on my studies first so that i will be able to provide for our future family.
unless you're rich, in which case i'll drop out now

>>5234287
1 hitler is qt<333
2 freddie stop being racist its not like he can help being jewish
3 chill

>>5234249
This is just how I picture anyone who fights on an imageboard.

>>5234308
>Doesn't
>know
>every
>new
>line
>needs
>an
>angle
>bracket

newfriend detected

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>>5234340
it was a joke i dont fuck dudes

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>>5234334
You sound like Linda from Bobs Burgers

>>5234340
nice priorities bb
>>5234299
Your an eccentric person aren't you?

>>5234318

I mean, you can't just "unhide" being a slut. It's a personality trait.
Being promiscuous is supposed to be this emotionally charged thing.
People either feel bad, or totally own it and feel proud of it. It's either shame or compensation.

The shirt is just a plain blatant declaration, no implications through slutty clothes or flirting or fanfare with glitter or flashy designs or wutevs.

So the shirt is just the unhiding of it. Effortlessly visible and shameless.

>>5234355

I mean, I guess, sure.
I'm actually pretty shy in person, I just have a lot of feelings.

>>5234287
butthurt mud detected

>>5234299
I think for a lot of people slut is more than just liking dick, it also implies a certain hedonism and out of control behaviour. Some people wold see it the same way as writing "alcoholic" or "drug-addict"

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how can I make that one muslim kid at school uncomfortable tomorrow

I'm thinking of wearing a red french style beret and glaring at him full sanpaku eyes style since outright bullying is pretty much illegal these days

>>5234334
KEK!

>>5234346
>>>>>>>>>>>>I was too lazy.

>>5234365
Your demeanor and talk lead me to believe that your the slut type with a bashful sense when it comes to others. Seems pretty cute. My friend is like that.
>>5234371
Its both a behavior and how you carry yourself.

>>5234374
That will just make you look like art student on drugs

>>5234334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ODOdERqGVq

impressive tbqh

>>5234371

Well, that's part of it, yea?
I'll just be my regular old self and if people are so interested, I guess they can ask.

.. but I'd probably put on an over-shirt or something if it happens to much. I can only muster so much social resolve before my fatigue and dread start kicking in.
But that's less slut shame and more social anxiety.

>>5234382

I, uhm..
Thank you? <3

>>5234374
desu hed prob think you were hitting on him or something
fuck knows what homos mean with anything
glaring uncomfortably might as well be their way of checking you out
god i hate homos

>>5234386
but he's in my class

I want to bait him into starting shit, wrestle him down, then whisper in his ear "deus vult" as he feels my throbbing erection

then I'll claim he started it so it's all good

>>5234401
>deus vult
that is kinda hot

>>5234401
p hot for a gay story

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>"why don't you have a gf yet anon?"
>"I don't have the time with all this school and studying and oh boy look at the time gotta go"
>"but you always say that"
>"I always have a lot of work I guess"
wew lads, can't keep this up much longer

>>5234401
I wouldn't do it but good luck anyway

>>5234408
just tell her: I am gay, honey

>>5234334
in this voice

Does hitler actually sound like that or is it the impersonator?

finally got my firearms license in the mail today

it will be over soon

>>5234391
Sorry sluts are just so cute when they flirt with you. Still don't understand why they start getting shy though.
>>5234408
tell em.
>>5234401
Only if it works. <3

>>5234415
No that's not actually me lol

>>5234416
can I get laid with you before you pull the trigger?

>>5234421
Am I a prude for hating sluts?

>>5234415
>why don't you have a bf yet?


[spoiler]mfw my mom actually asked me that[/spoiler]

>>5234401
ok i have to ask what the fuck are you trying to do here?
are you trying to make him gay for you?

>>5234405
>>5234406
I will post his nudes here if my plan works

>>5234426

hes trying to get attention by making up a fake story on gaygen is what hes trying to do

>>5234430
i liked the story though
no homo

>>5234423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BEEZprltVq

>>5234424
Hey I cant exactly stand being around them for long since they just like acting very gay. I don't have any disregard to them but I could never live with an over exuberant one there too annoying.

Would you date someone with schizophrenia?

>>5234441
no, sorry.

>>5234441
what gender?

>>5234441
Yeah totally.

>tfw no shizo boyfriend
>tfw you will never go to sleep alone and wake up with him in your arms

I give up, even on VNs I'm a failure

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>>5234424
no

>>5234343
weve established u have no standards
no one gives a fuck what ud let cum inside u

>>5234408
>"why are you wearing panties, booger?"
>"they're comfy and society's disdain for breaking social norms is dumb when it comes to the happiness of the individual"
>"but aren't you afraid you'll look like a faggot or a tranny?"
>"the only thing worth fearing is the fear itself. when we learn to let go of fear, it is only then that we learn to live, *tips fedora*"

>>5234451
try being straight
play a striaght vn im sure itll go better

>>5233831
I need sauce on this pic for science

>>5234446
Well, someone you'd fuck I guess

>>5234441
I would have to be ready to emotionally support that person.

>>5234462
so a girl? as long as she wont kill me it sounds kinda fun

>>5234464
You need to be ready to do that in any relationship.

>>5234457
That's cute

Wish I had the body for panties

>>5234435
it may not be old jewish woman but it is pretty faggy still
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KnYx1De71M

>>5234467
too bad schizophrenia is extremely easy to treat with consistent and proper medication.
so it'd literally be like dating anyone else ever.

>>5234476
what kind of body do you have, anon?

>>5234441
no

my dad has schizophrenia, he works as a mechanical engineer which seems to suit him, but all he does in his free time is talk to himself, watch TV, and eat shit tier frozen meals

I have no idea how he managed to reproduce

>>5234441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuyG_YeQiu0
This guy is super cute

>>5234479
well id be down to dating a normal girl too desu senpai

>>5234477
double dubs speak the truth

cant argue with that

>>5234480
>I have no idea how he managed to reproduce
seeing as he birthed a mentally ill homo he clearly shouldnt have
actually that was pretty harsh sorry i take that back

>>5234479
turning you into a vegetable is not a treatment really, just a suppression of its manifestation

>>5233997
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nc6WXJrMp8
oh my lord

your voice makes me weak in my knees ;~;

>>5234479
Not naturally spooky/twinkish

>>5234473
Yah but someone with a mental issue requires a lot more patience and time. Other than that it wouldn't be that bad with medications and stuff.

>>5234456
O M F G im the top
why does everyone always assume i want cock inside of me

why are all homos such sluts?

>>5234458
Yeah maybe if I failed as an homosexual I can do better as an heterosexual :')

would you date someone with well managed generalized anxiety and medicated ADD?

>>5234519
you write like a faggot

>>5234521
as soon as you start liking girls again hmu and we can be friends

>>5233997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nc6WXJrMp8

can someone translate?

>>5234491
no need to apologize friend, I'm okay with being gay

he birthed a bunch of straight people too, and one homo in a bunch of seven is only expected

>>5234522
no, but then, i wouldn't date anyone

>>5234477
Can you say on Vocaroo:
Anon, I was a huge slut in earlier life, but I want to change ... for you. For the first time I experienced true love and even though I am not worthy of your love, I want to make it work.
Kiss me, Anon.

>>5234524
i am literally a faggot tho so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LlEagKUNro

>>5234541
>one homo in a bunch of seven is only expected
not really i mean id personally be really disappointed if any of my kids turned out gay
no matter if i had 20 or 1

>>5234522
My bf has diagnosed ADHD. He tries to live without medication now because he didn't like what it does to him and I didn't either. He is what he is.

>>5234549

.. I said something like that to my fiancé three years ago.
I'm tearing up a little.

>>5234022
You arent attracted to me persian :c
>>5234049
Lewd dance for me and i will buy your mama a house¨u filthy whore

>>5234559
You didn't change though.

>>5234557
Did you know every older brother you have, makes it more likely that you become gay?

>>5234559
you had a wife? and now youre going around asking to be fucked by men? damn dude life fucked you over hard

>>5234558
What medication was he taking? What did it do to him?

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>>5234441
No
Psychosis is horrible.
I've had drug induced psychosis from staying up for a week straight on adderal.

Why would anybody date a schizo?
I wouldbt date anybody with a mental disorder. Too bad all women are spoiled children who never grow up so im stuck with these womanchildren just to get my nut
You gays have it made. Lift weights and you don't have to deal with women

Yes my bitch is on the rag and im complaining on the internet. I hate women they are so retarded.
She's just going to apologize in about two hours. You have one life and they spend it on being children spazzing out. You can't even hit them or else you're the bad guy and they take advatange of that.
Gay guys are so lucky

>>5234563
cool i have 0
straight as a pencil baby

>>5234565
>you had a wife?
Circe will always play the "wife" in every relationship.

>>5234549
No lol

>>5234519
>im the top

>>5234571
so he was still gay back then? good makes me feel less sorry for him

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>>5234568
makiiii <3
>tfw no maki to cuddle with while she recovers from drug induced psychosis

>>5234565

My boyfriend proposed to me, you doof.
We weren't fiancés back then.

>>5234571

I also sometimes play the bad bitch power bottom.
Or the recluse shut-in that everyone asks to meet because no one believes I'm real.

>>5234519
ur not a top
u post pics of ur arse hole
and own panties

>>5234581
alright good i dont have to feel anything for you then

>>5234570
>My younger brother has an older brother.

Fugg :DD

>>5234574
>No lol
Please, or something like that. Do it for my brother.

>>5234581
>the recluse shut-in that no one asks to meet because I'm insignificant and no one cares

FTFY

>>5234589
no brothers here dude
no gays in my family my parents will be super happy

>>5234566
Concerta. Killed his appetite, made him puke, more lethargic(I guess this is how you're "supposed" to be), low sex drive.

>>5234549
>>5234574
>No lol
Seconding that. Or if not, just say something beneign.

>>5234591
but yet you are here ...

>>5234601
ive been here for days dude ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
theres nothing sexual about it

>>5234587

I gotcha the first time, bby

Tops can't wear panties? Not even they're really cute looking?

>>5234557
the disappointment is natural, but loving your kid even if he turns out to be gay is part of the natural compassion parents feel for their kids too

disowning your kids for being gay is mostly a fundamentalist catholic/orthodox/somesortofmuslim thing

>>5234609
the moment you put a pair of panties on you become a woman forever and women can't be tops

>>5234594
Huh, that's what I take, and I haven't experienced any of that besides killing my appetite.

Has he tried any other drugs?

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>>5234609

>>5234613
id mostly be let down by knowing some dudes gonna fuck my son
its like having a daughter but worse
and the fucking impact after having had your heart set on having a son for so long
itd fucking kill me

>>5234609

WOAH

just had a repressed memory

when i was 15 i was forced to wear panties by a guy and i cried for like 2 hours afterward

man this is so weird

>>5234574
hitler ;-;
>>5234583
neither of those are a pre-requisite for topping qts

>>5234576
It was only once when I was 20.
The psychosis happened when I was at work lol and I had to go six hours trying to be cool but I was spazzing out it was obvious as shit
I was staring everyone to death thinking they were after me. Reactobg instantly to things. Two voices talking to each other a woman and a male voice going back and forth about a radio station.
I was on the phone with people the entire shift since it was a phone job so I had to talk with three voices except my inner voice.

I got over it the next day when I took suboxone and ordered a pizza :^)

My gf at the time kicked me out for a night because I was acting retarded
She took 300 dollars from me thigh I hate her

>>5234626
>its like having a daughter but worse
at least he's never going to come home pregnant with some nigger being the father

>>5234628
That... Uh... Ok...

>>5234621
They do work differently on other people
I think he has tried different stuff before we started dating

>>5234607
It was the same for me. You better leave /lgbt/ and /fit/ forever, it will happen to you as well.
At first I thought some traps were kinda cute, then femboys, then feminine twinks and now regular cute guys.

And to think that my first post here was telling trannies what kind of destructive lifestyle they follow...

>>5234624
Down with cultural Marxism!

>>5234634
no hes gonna come home with fucking man seed in his ass
ugh the thought is disgusting
makes me not even want to have a kid in case he turns gay

>>5234614
Why does this make me hard?

>>5234614
What about a stone cold butch dyke with a strap-on. I know a dyke than really gets off on butt fucking men. She's said likes man ass better than women. And they way she described what she liked about it, makes me believe her. That's pretty much a top right there, no?

>>5234639
>It was the same for me. You better leave /lgbt/ and /fit/ forever, it will happen to you as well.
>At first I thought some traps were kinda cute, then femboys, then feminine twinks and now regular cute guys.
eh i dont buy it
i cant picture myself as a homo
i dont think id be a good homo either way
well what can you do? if i can turn gay i can probably turn straight
also i can end the "people are born gay meme" because hey i wouldnt be right?
sounds like a fun ride

>>5234630
To keep it fair we'd just switch
I'd give first dicking though

>>5234647
same thing. the moment you become a dyke you're a man forever.

>>5234640
don't worry he'd probably fart it out before getting back home because his boipussi will still be loose

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palace of stars
classic gay s/m with so much godly leather.
I drool over the clothes and the fucked up psychological abuse (and also just general abuse)

>>5234648
>i dont think id be a good homo either way
me neither, considering I don't want to suck dick or be bottom

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>>5234633
teach me how to be manly so i can get a gf :3c

>>5234648
>i can end the "people are born gay meme" because hey i wouldnt be right?

once you become gay your brain convinces itself it has always like that

you'll be singing Born This Way out of the top of your lungs in no time :^)

>>5234652
lol, the shooter, like in pool, always has the advantage. Once you breed him, fiddy will have so much cock lust, he'll never want to top.

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>>5234668
NO!

>>5234658
>don't worry he'd probably fart it out before getting back home because his boipussi will still be loose
youre killing me dude
is this one of your freaks sick fetishes?

>>5234660
>me neither, considering I don't want to suck dick or be bottom
exactly and id be pretty much forced down to be a bottom bitch and nothing disgusts me more than muscular big dudes
theres absolutely no way im gonna turn gay dude
like for real if i do ill prob jump off a cliff or something

>>5234668
i get a shit taste in music too? man gays have it rough

>>5234661
>tfw will never break qtpersians legs with crowbar
;-;

>>5234674
>exactly and id be pretty much forced down to be a bottom bitch
Really? Why?

>>5234673

Or just be bi.
Albeit a super awkwardly neo-nazi one.

>>5234658
surely there are some manly panties out there that will make me feel sexy without turning me into a woman :^(

>>5234682
>Really? Why?
because i have no muscles or manly traits whatsoever i guess
maybe i do have some but i kind of feel like im not very macho or manly you get my point

>>5234676
iktf

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>>5234676
i...i-i love you :c

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>>5234689
yes
they're called socks

>>5234683
I'm not a stupid neo-nazi thug. I'm quite right-wing though.

>Or just be bi.
I'll just bee myself, thanks.

>>5234716

>>5234716

>>5234716


NEW

>>5234720
shit I just made one too

>>5234717
>>5234717
>>5234717