DIY castration?

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Possibly how ever i would advice you seek physiological help

No.
also dont self castrate yourself.

i too would also advise seeking physiological help

Pretty bad idea. If you're trans then you'll want your junk intact for quality SRS, otherwise I don't know what you're thinking but it'd be a bad idea anyway and extremely painful

zip ties tied way too tight. make someone else tie your hands and feet tightly so when you almost die from pain, you dont move around because it needs to stay on for a few hours for your dings to die. then you dont remove it for a few weeks so it rots and falls of your body. if you remove it blood will rush in it and when it returns your body, you get poisoned and die.

idea is from a fucked up minds story on the internet. internet is a creepy place kids.

link:http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/stories/wholestory.php?storyid=6773

>>5201255

this is what they do to animal dicks on farms

yes, it is absolutely possible, has been done many times, and is also a terrible idea.
http://www.amazon.com/Ideal-Instruments-Castration-Plier-Heavyduty/dp/B000HHQGEU

>>5201273
Human anatomy is different than animal anatomy. A human would die if you tried to castrate them like an animal, we have too many major arteries in there.

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>trannies aren't mentally ill

>>5201398
More like
>trannies aren't desperate

Just get a fucking orchidectomy from a surgeon that knows what they're doing.

>>5200678
If you go to San Fransisco and destroy you balls but identify as female and go to an emergency room they will perform "emergency reconstructive surgery" and give you srs, but it counts as emergency surgery instead of cosmetic so if you have insurance they're forced to pay for it. Or if you don't just go in without an ID, give them a fake name, phone number and address and never worry about the bill

>>5201458
In some countries it's illegal to perform that surgery if the life of patient isn't in dangerous.

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>>5201386

>>5201473
Medical tourism. (Seriously though, what country? Definitely not America.)

>>5201469
Citation strongly needed. This is important.

>>5201505
They're bullshitting you, hoping that you kill yourself doing something stupid. Even if it were true, do you really think that you'd get good results from emergency surgery where they're trying hard to even stop you from bleeding to death?

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>>5201515
I am poor and desperate.

>>5201386
what's /cd/

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>>5201615
no youre poor and desperate

>>>/diy/

>>5201740
>being this new

>>5201740
It was the incredibly niche transgender board before /lgbt/.

>>5201822
man you are a really sad closet case

>>5202030
even if you're not you still spend an awful lot of time posting about trans people instead of doing something productive with your life. maybe instead of blaming society for being the colossal fuck up that you are you should take responsibility for your failure and i dunno, get off the internet, lose some fucking weight and live a little. instead you're here bitching like some autistic mongoloid about muh feminism. maybe nobody wants you because you sound exactly like all the other omega tier /r9k/ shitstains who aren't man enough to admit that their failings are entirely their own.

>>5202030
everything masculine like chinese cartoons of young girls?

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>>5202140
i can't stop now dude. you're clearly really mad about something in your life because you're so easy to antagonize. you're literally the textbook definition of pathetic neckbeard. its really gross.

Yeah, it's p gross doe

Burdizzo or bust

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>>5200678
>>5201255
>>5201273
On the farm we use one of these to turn the bulls into steers. It'll be painful, and may get a bit wiffy after a week.
>>5201391
And bulls don't have large arteries too. Sorry, but theirs are much larger. The elastic band crushes and closes off the arteries, and they then heal over.

>>5200678
Personally I recommend getting it professionally done.

>>5202311
>tfw you like really masculine guys but bear is just gay slang for disgusting slob

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>>5200678
It would work just like they do with calves. Use a heavy rubber band to cut circulation but it will hurt like hell for quite a while and possibly get infected.

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>>5202320
HA! this!

not being a dick girl

can any one explain to be why some one would want to castrate them selfs

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>>5201386
From personal experience, this is the only correct answer. Just wish I did it when I was younger.

>>5203272
Gender dysphoria is evil and no girl, cis or trans, feels too well when her body is being flooded by testosterone.

>>5203284
oh so dicks make testosterone

i understand

>>5203272
The weight of it is really distracting and unsettling. Plus, the testes produce all the testosterone that makes our bodies hideous. We could take far fewer drugs if our bodies just never produced testosterone.

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>>5203297
What? That's not what I said. Testes make testosterone and castration gets rid of the testes.

>>5203284
This is a pretty good sciency answer.

>>5203284
and here i was just thinking that trannys cut there dicks off becuase they didn't like them

you learn something new every day

>>5201398
It's a perfectly rational and sane response to an unusual situation. There are countless times that humans cut something from their bodies in order to improve quality of life.

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>>5203333
Keep in mind we're talking about CASTRATION, not SRS. The specific question was about CASTRATION, which is removing the testes only.
Am I the only one here who was raised on a farm?

>>5203345
Keep in mind we're talking about CASTRATION, not SRS.
i knew that

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>>5203357
Uh huh, sure ya did.

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>>5203345
Maybe, but I'm a cattlewoman right now.

>>5200678
I strongly caution against self-castration. If you want to be castrated, I would trust a competent surgeon.

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>be trans
>hate having testosterone
>go to therapist
>tells me I have to do RLE for one year before I can get hormones
>lol nope
>look elsewhere, find an informed consent clinic
>insurance won't cover it and it's 4 hours away anyways
>decide to buy them online
>after a month realized I can't afford $50 for pills every month
>go to GP thinking he might write me a prescription because I've been on hormones for a month
>lol nope
>told me the best he could is refer me to an endo
>literally every endo we called in the state explicitly said they do not deal with transgender people

It's not like I don't understand DIY castration is dangerous and could kill me, but fuck they make it so hard to get proper help. And then I'm crazy for even considering it.

>>5204665
>>after a month realized I can't afford $50 for pills every month
get a job god damn

>>5204670
I do have a job. I'm in school right now and after my student loan payment, rent, and utilities I have $35 a month and that goes to food. If I were to work more I'd have to drop out of school.

>>5204687
>school right now
>student loan payment
Defer your payments if possible.

>>5200678
That is how the castrate cattle. Go for it. Tell us how it goes.

>>5201386
I wish I had access to alcohol and syringes when I was 12.

I had to wait until 17 to start hrt and ended up a hon because of it.

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>>5204865
>started at 17
>hon

>>5200678
Are you literally mentally ill? Self mutilation is a serious concern.

>>5203284
Yeah but gender dysphoria isn't real.

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>>5203341
>tranny isn't a serious mental illness

Inject high % alcohol in to your testicles. That'll kill 'em.

>>5205208
It's not. It's a neurological intersex disorder. Proper treatment of that means that nothing bad happens. Social isolation, prolonged suffering, and the loss of self-value can all produce disorders, but that's like calling "not liked by your mother" a mental illness. Depression and antisocial behaviors and obsessive compulsions are mental illnesses, retard. The causes of them aren't.

>>5205625
>neurological intersex disorder
lmao when will this meme end

>>5205154
whoa buddy, you're going to need some strong citations before anyone believes you.

>>5205154
wew lad :^)

The best way is to use this device they use on farm animals, I bought myself one. You basically just crush the tube that goes to each of your testicles, the problem is it's extremely painful but you could just drink a lot and then get a friend to do it.

The cutting off circulation method is much more painful and takes longer.

>>5206019
What is this device?

Oh come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

>>5205673
Is there a peer-reviewed, widely-accepted-among-the-scientific-community study that disproves the voxel morphometry studies?

Once witnessed a religious cult castrate a young twentytwo year old member with a Burdizzo. It was all over very quickly. Once they had him subdued and stripped it was a simple task to fasten a cord at the base of each testicle and pull the stone backwards as far as possible. this allowed his spermatic cord to be positioned correcly in the jaws of the Burdizzo. They was a slight crunching sound when the Burdizzo was closed shut. He screamed for a few seconds each time the burdizzo was closed on him. it was all over very fast.

>>5200678
Don't some states in America still do chemical castration if you're a criminal.

>>5206825
What crime can I commit to get this done with minimal jail time?

>>5206830
I think you gotta be a sex offender then they basically give you antiandros

>>5206393
That's really hot.

>>5206393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os1uI-n0fNs

Go ahead, OP, do it.

And livestream it.

Fuck dude, no. See other srs thread. Srs recovery hurts like fuck for days after even on morphine. You will be moaning and unable to do anything about it until it goes away on its own